In short
Kill Tony live show with panelist/host banter, chaotic crowd work, and multiple guest interviews plus “bucket” auditions. The episode includes long pre-show logistics (panelist flight delay; picking up Sam Tallent), heavy ad reads for Kill Tony Plus and sponsors, and comedic discussion about comedy culture, confidence, drinking, and viral “Elephant Man” style videos.
Guests (and backgrounds)
- Donnell Rawlings (panelist/guest): comedian known for high-energy chaos and roasting; appears as “guest one” and later drives much of the onstage interaction.
- Sam Tallent (guest): stand-up comedian; described as newly moved to Austin (from Japan; previously Toronto); framed as a top-tier, long-awaited return.
Key claims
- Sam and Donnell create “chaos meets perfection.”
- Comedy bubble will “burst” when certain cringe video formats disappear.
- Confidence is framed as deliverable, not arrogance.
Notable examples
- “Young Spence” bucket pool interview and roasting about probation/prison time.
- Juanita’s return (trans woman comedian) with explicit jokes and a “golden ticket” moment.
- Crowdwork includes NFL/Atlanta vs Philadelphia references and “Top Dog Law” style storytelling.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VODiscussion on Reddit and Confidence
4:18 to 5:03
Exploring confidence, criticism, and societal expectations of success.
“Before we get into it, I got to tell you guys about something.”
Discussion on Reddit and Confidence
6:30 to 14:01
Exploring confidence, criticism, and societal expectations of success.
“Because you got to understand, Reddit is like the area for pathetic white dudes to thrive.”
Humorous Banter Among Friends
14:01 to 15:26
Enjoy a light-hearted exchange and comedic jabs among the hosts.
“Today's sponsor is Meriwether Farms Natural Beef Sticks.”
Humorous Banter Among Friends
15:30 to 15:42
Enjoy a light-hearted exchange and comedic jabs among the hosts.
Reflecting on Past Performances
15:42 to 17:41
Discussing a past show experience and the challenges faced.
“and enough protein to help you survive another open mic or one conversation with Red Band.”
The Importance of Live Bands
17:41 to 19:33
Debating the significance of having a live band during performances.
“It was the worst thing I've ever been involved in in show business.”
Building Excitement for Upcoming Shows
19:33 to 21:06
Anticipation builds as hosts discuss their upcoming collaboration.
“Yo, when you see him asking about my taste.”
Discussion on Current Events and Trends
21:44 to 24:49
Analyzing current trends and commentary on social issues in comedy.
“So, chat, so you can see, now you can have it go through all your email, and it will go, you need to respond to this.”
Personal Reflections and Humor
24:49 to 28:00
Hosts share personal anecdotes and humorous takes on various topics.
“But he presents them in a very compelling way.”
Introducing the Guests
28:14 to 29:16
The hosts introduce Sam Tallent and Donnell Rawlings, discussing their unique qualities.
“Since you're a vibrant, healthy, you're looking for a real treat.”
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Pre-Show Emotions
29:16 to 30:09
Donnell shares his feelings and thoughts before going on stage.
“It's been a while since we've been on the show.”
Sports Commentary and Frustrations
30:09 to 31:39
Discussion on sports, frustrations with teams, and comedic takes on football.
“You make, because I'm half Chinese, and so...”
Young Spence's Comedy Journey
31:39 to 33:48
Young Spence shares his background in stand-up and comedic experiences.
“I'm looking back at that story, and he says that I'm pooling into this.”
Discussion on Comedy and Experiences
33:48 to 38:45
A dynamic dialogue about comedy experiences, eating preferences, and life stories.
“Well, you've got to tell them that you can't understand a word that they're saying.”
Final Thoughts and Observations
38:45 to 42:00
Conversation wraps up with observations about life, comedy, and ongoing dialogue.
“This is a brand new minute from a new film.”
Pizza and Haircuts
42:00 to 43:32
A humorous discussion about pizza consumption and recent haircuts.
“I get the four-corner, TurboCrust, Jets 10, pizza.”
Daring Stunts and Jumping
43:32 to 45:00
A recounting of a daring stunt involving jumping down stairs.
“We still haven't gotten Hans on the behind the scenes yet.”
Juanita's Bold Comedy
45:00 to 47:10
Juanita's comedic performance highlights her experiences and humor as a transgender woman.
“Face the noise for the long-awaited return of Juanita.”
Reflections on the Episode
47:10 to 48:36
Discussion on the episode's highlights and interactions with fans.
“I got the golden ticket and the song I got regular.”
Celebrating Comedy Connections
48:36 to 54:56
Conversations about connections made through comedy and future plans.
“Came through like in the fourth quarter, bro.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Yes sir. Another Kill Tony Monday man. Everybody's great. Everything's going fucking great. This is the place to be. If y 'all missing out, I feel sorry for your sucky ass life.
0:13Mike, guest one. Guest one. Mike, check. Mike, check. Guest one. Cool. Mike, check. Guest two. Mike, check. Guest two. Mike, check. Guest two. Cool.
0:30Hi buddy, who are you?
0:42Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives? Who is ready for the best night of their lives? Awesome, thank you. What about who's ready for the most regular night of your fucking life? Who's ready for the most regular night that could ever exist in your life? Yeah, man! Dan, will you work your way back all the way to Red Band one at a time? It's gonna be a regular night, man! I can't wait for a regular fucking night! When do we get that? When does that happen? When do we get that? If you could just help these with whatever you...
1:51Brian Redban:Kevin, can you juice that up a little bit more on your end? Okay, basically what's happening is we have to get the panelist for tonight and his flight got delayed like really bad. The show starts at like 8.30. We're looking at, we're going to be cutting it pretty close. So we're going to go pick him up at the airport, bring him back here. Got to go look that good. Inception, video on video. Now we got to put that footage in there.
2:25Peace Peace and comedy Peace, love and comedy
2:50Make sure you don't instill that merch, alright? Yeah, that's the gachi ring.
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3:40That was great.
3:43Brian Redban:That's fun. 184? Gosh. We're going to have some fun. Without a doubt, that's cardiff.co slash kill Tony today.
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3:59Brian Redban:Joe, you're perfect. Perfect. 18, 19, 20. And it was for a nickel. Here, Joe, stay close. Stay behind that curtain. Wait till I call you out, okay? Perfect. This might be the best ad read ever. Yeah. Here we go. All right. Before we get into it, I got to tell you guys about something. We just launched Kill Tony Plus. Here's the deal. You sign up. You get every new episode ad-free and uncensored. We're giving members a brand new angle of the show that's never been seen before. This is as close as you can get to sitting in the audience. You also get bonus content. Q &A episodes, behind-the-scenes stuff, extra bits you're not getting anywhere else.
4:43Brian Redban:And there's perks on the merch store, too. It's five bucks a month. That's less than a cost of a beer or a pack of cigarettes or a lot of fun things. Links in the description or go straight to killtonysupercast.com to join. This is a very, very exciting opportunity for all you diehard fans and super haters. Go to killtonysupercast.com. All right, back to the show. Hey, let's talk to the small business owners out there listening right now. You know, running a business is tough, but you know what's actually painful? Trying to get a loan from a traditional dinosaur bank. They treat you like you're asking for a personal favor, drown you in endless paperwork and make you wait weeks just to say no.
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6:35Dude, they hate me. Why? Because you got to understand, Reddit is like the area for pathetic white dudes to thrive. So they don't have to do anything, accomplish anything in their lives. So when they see an accomplisher, it fucking grinds their gears, especially accomplisher that has had more limitations than they have. You feel what I'm saying? And they're mad because I'm confident because to them, the only way they would be confident is arrogance. Because my confidence is confidence. I can deliver on everything I say and do. Can not one of them see me in pull-ups? Can not one of them see me in getting money?
7:06Not one of them see me in front of me. So regardless, they can't. That's exactly why, because you can go down my history and you see he fly. He used to be fat. He'd get money. He's funny and he knew he was funny before he got a ticket. And he said that shit. Fuck you mean, how could you not hate me? I did it and I said it. How could you not hate me? It's either you're inspired or you hate me. What are we doing right now? We are picking up Sam Talent. The show starts in a little, an hour and four minutes. So this is actually pretty scary because we're really getting it close actually. So yeah, let's see.
7:43Is Sarah good at banter? Can Sarah banter with Sam Talent? We'll see. I'm going to try my best, Nathan. I'm really going to try. No, you got this. You got this. For the most part, I feel like I'm pretty good at just like talking to people, you know. It was crazy whenever I was in Miami. I was in the airport lounge and I was, I was like going all over the place, like up, down, bathroom. And I thought I was being pretty annoying and then this guy was like are you sarah sloan from kill tony i said to him i'm like oh wow i'm not used to being recognized outside of austin and he was a good looking guy and yeah we were talking about tech because yeah we're talking about the apple watch we're having a great conversation and then he's like oh i'm going to austin i live in austin i moved there in january and yeah it's one of those things where it's like he's a nice guy good looking guy but it's just like what are you supposed to do wow dang sarah yeah and so then i was kind of like thinking oh what if we sat together you know what i mean but then and we might have who knows but then seconds before i get on the flight they upgraded me to first class and i was like okay well skirt skirt and so then but then I made sure because you know whenever you're like you're walking past first class and they kind of look at you like you're like a poor girl well or a poor boy like you yeah but like so then he was walking past and I made sure to like look up and smile at him like hey I'm just like you even though I'm in first class yeah but then I was like I it's one of those things where it's like I'll probably never see him again right like should I have done something Should I have like, you know, been like, hey, what's your Insta or something?
9:37I probably should have, but. Yeah, at least Insta. I should have done that. I should have done that. I don't know what I was thinking. Wow. He might see this though. Yeah, right. And you know what? There are some people that do like you. They like the confidence. People that work hard. How can you hate someone that works harder? How can you hate a grinder? How can you hate a dog? The only reason you hate a dog is you a bitch. Fuck outta here. Bitch me, all right? You a bitch with no puppies, you a fake bitch. You the worst kind of bitch. Capitalize it up. That's why you hate me, cuz you ain't, you wanna be me so badly.
10:14There's a half finished Zero Sugar A &W Root Beer. Yeah, that's mine. It's yours? Yeah, yeah. I thought she drove a foster kid to soccer practice. I won't sleep tonight if I finish the whole Zero Sugar. Do you feel like a lot of standups are getting away from drinking and all that? You know what, dude? Like, I'm so far removed from stand-up. Like, I do the road on the weekends, and then, you know, when I got something to promote, my friend shows, I'm part of the greater community, but, like, I don't know about, I don't hang out with comics a lot, you know? So I really don't know, like, what they're up to much.
10:51I know that after a while, it's really hard to be really good at stand-up and, like, drink every night, just because, like, you're hungover and you're not 100%. but some guys build it into their act, you know? Like, I don't know. Seems tough. And then there's a lot of pressure with stand-up. Like, Shane would drink beers, and people are like, oh, he drinks a lot of beers. It's like, yeah, I mean, there's hundreds of millions of dollars depending on him being funny all the time. Like, maybe let the guy have a couple Bud Lights. It's just the crown's very heavy. yeah i've heard he can drink like unlimited amounts yeah i could drink beer like shane i think that's why he likes me i'm one of like three people he thinks is funny and uh also i could drink beer a lot of it so i think that's why we got along yeah but like i mean dude 30 beers easy not easy but multiple times 30 beers for sure Miller Lite, not Anheuser-Busch.
11:57I haven't forgotten what the Nazis did. That Nazi beer. I mean, the Bush family, don't look too deep into them. Hey, he just got off the jet, opened it for Fluffy. That nigga can't be. You stay busy. I think, hey. Stay busy. That nigga, my cousin, my barber, my best friend, my queen. What that nigga don't do? That is amazing. What that nigga don't do, bro? You got some vacas I can hit you.
12:39Hey, that nigga really need to go to jail. He really do, but whenever it comes. Y 'all niggas be on line thinking you can separate me. You can't. We family. Hey, he can have my job. You ready? He better than you. We do the same shit. Fuck is y 'all talking to y 'all? Hey, Gordon. Hey, Gordon.
13:04Fuck the niggas in the comments. Fuck y 'all puss-ass niggas in the comments. I guarantee, I wish Reddy was a real place if we come shoot it up. Beat your ass on me.
13:16You can't get that shit on MapQuest or nothing, We come blow y 'all niggas out. Come over there to Atlanta, come talk that shit, boy. Man, say, Matt Quest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't Matt Quest, man. I can't Matt Quest, YouTube, nigga. Y 'all niggas ain't... Y 'all can talk all day, bro. Come to the block. We're gonna see you, boy. These work all the time. They fly for free, too.
13:42Dad, you... Have you ever met an IRL leader? Nah, them niggas be taking pictures with me. They just wanna meet me, man. Why I give a fuck about a goddamn dude crying online? That's gay. I'm not here to make men happy. That's gay. I had a father, my nigga. I don't need you. I'm here for the bitches. I'm here for the people that get bitches. You don't get bitches. That's why you mad. Why do nigga talk to you? You don't talk. Hey, sweet nigga. Now that nigga. Oh, yeah.
14:14Everybody who get bitches love me. My best friends are strippers. You can't call the girl right now.
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15:48Brian Redban:I'm ordering some right now. Great. Maybe chewing will finally keep you quiet. That's Meriwether Farms and code KILTONY for 20 % off your first order. You have been an excellent driver. Oh, thank you. Tell Tony. Because I know he was scared. He was like, drive safe. You heard him, right, Nathan? Yeah, he's like, drive safe, drive slow. Oh, yeah, don't let people know Tony's a nice guy. cares about his friends yeah for the brand yeah i don't want to kiss his butt but yes he's very very caring like isn't isn't tony hinchcliffe pure evil and it's like if he was a bad guy would i do his show like i don't need to sell out milwaukee bad enough to like you know hemorrhage my soul hanging out with ghouls literally all these relationships he's built over the years because he's so evil he's like yeah he's like a wicked awful man he's backbiting he sucks blood yeah he's not a homosexual like all these lies it's crazy yeah he loves women okay he does i mean i was with him on his fucking birthday i saw that guy be horny in public when we were in london it was like three days of just being horny after dark oh my gosh you did the london episode i forgot about that well that's that was purposeful no one will ever see it until we're all dead i told him dude we should do a 30 for 30 where it's like we're very self We admit all the reasons it went wrong, and you just satirize what an awful show it was.
17:15Because it truly was a bunch of elements that made it impossible to succeed in there. Yeah, yeah. And if you would just do it like a Netflix doc, it would be very, very funny. And also, you know, kind of humanizing for a figure like Tony who carries himself like he's infallible, you know? But... I gotta protect the business. This is kayfabe, brother. I would love to see that episode. I never got to see it. Oh, God, it was awful. It was the worst thing I've ever been involved in in show business. For sure. And, like, we all tried our best. It was like, they would scream. They just all got drunk for six hours and never, like, they just would yell.
17:54You'd be like, like, one of the bucket poles would be like, so I rode the train from Bristol. And a bunch of people would be like, fuck Bristol. Like, 6 ,000 people like, Bristol sucks. Go home. And then, like, me and Tony would, like, look at each other and be like, okay. It was really difficult. I heard one of the complaints was that they wanted the panelists to be British. Oh, I mean, for sure. We thought it was going to be Pierce Morgan, but it was his mom's birthday last minute. Oh. So, yeah. And I had all these great jokes about Pierce Brosnan. I was going to call him 007 all night. Oh, my gosh.
18:26Yeah. But so, yeah, it should have been someone British for sure, but they tried. And also, I think people wanted a bigger name because it was across the pond. And that totally makes sense. there's bigger jewels in the crown of the show. I'm kind of like Chris Benoit. I'm really respected. I work hard. I've been all over. All the pros like me. They respect what I do. You cool being dropped off at the front, or do you want to go in the back? Whatever's best for you. I think we're going to blow the surprise, though, if I get in front. So probably out back is what I've done historically.
19:07Sushi, look at this. Sushi. My country. My country. Look at this. Oh, let me... hold on. With a hand. Make sure with a hand. Mmm. Thank you very much. Do you approve? Is it as good as sushi from Japan? This is good. This is really good. I don't know where it's coming from. Look at the bar thing. Good. Good as Japan. Yo, when you see him asking about my taste. A little bit. Done. Done. I'm gonna get full. How are you? Talk to you. How are you? How are you? How are you? I put my hat back there. Yeah, whatever's good to do. I just don't, I don't have energy to go up there and talk to everyone. There he is!
19:53Thank you. What's up? That's the boy. Big bro in town. What makes the show the exciting spectacle is the breeze wave. Yeah. Not these guys. The band is fucking sick. They're so good, man. When we were in London, we didn't have the band. I think if we have the band, dude, the show is like totally usable because they're such pros. But it also costs a million dollars to fly those guys over there. I understand that.
20:25Brian Redban:Hi, Sam. I'm good, what's up? Hi, buddy. I'm so glad you made it. Good to see you too. Good to see you. Fuck, glad to be here. We're gonna be so much fun. You and Donnell, I mean, absolute chaos meets fucking perfection. It's gonna be great. I'm excited. Donnell Rowling. We met briefly? Yeah, man. I'm excited. Whatever you're doing, I'm doing it too, bro. Let's fucking jam, all right? It's gonna be glorious union. I know a perfectly booked show when I make one now. It's been 13 years of this chaos. This is a double juggernaut fucking, it's like a vanilla chocolate perfect shake when it's swirled like that, is what it's gonna be.
21:13Brian Redban:Chaos is what it'll be. Absolutely chaos. No, that wasn't, no one should get trapped. Are you done looking at hot pictures of yourself? No. Okay, is it Japanese? Is it Roman together? We're at Roman together, I like some word. I like your boots. Are they Tecovas? You can save 10 % by using the promo code Coltsony at tecovas.com. All you have to do is sign up for emails and text message.
21:43Just a new message. So, chat, so you can see, now you can have it go through all your email, and it will go, you need to respond to this. I'm a part of it. I'm a part of it. I'm telling you, this is so sweet. You can contact your feed. I'm a schedule. You can connect your Gmail to it. You just look at your Gmail. And then anytime you have a question about your email, like, there was a photo I took with a blonde girl five years ago. I'd be like, here's one of the five girls. Like, it's having AI go to Gmail. It's called a scheduled test.
22:16It's definitely,
22:19Brian Redban:he uses more than he drinks.
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22:31That's for sure Where?
22:35Brian Redban:Wasn't here Wasn't here It's a weird It was But I drink Gatorade G2 Oh, G2, well then, that's why you're so strong. No, I don't drink water. When I have like, you know, like canned water. It's not sugar, it's high fructose corn syrup. But if I don't have that, then I'll just be like, I'll have G2. You live here now, Kansai? Yeah. Wow. Thanks, thank you. I love it. Thank you for doing everything. Yeah. When did you move here? Two days ago. And then once we introduce you to Peter Thiel you'll be you'll be on the payroll And then you'll you'll just have to follow the CIA mission that we're all on We're all being paid by someone that's trying to ruin the world Thiel boys unite!
23:38Brian Redban:What's the name of the ramen place again? Tondo Ramen You can say man Tondo Ramen Tondo Ramen Tondo... ...Ramen. You go go there, Toronto. Clinton Street. College in Clinton. Please. Say hi. Mention my name, you get 10 % off.
24:03Hi, O 'Neal. Hi, O 'Neal.
24:06Brian Redban:Hi, O 'Neal. Can you do another puppy hug? What's the name of your podcast? Oh my goodness. It's terrible. I kind of like twirl in front of us. I think that's why it shit goes. We got a little Elvis Presley. She cut it too short. It's not good. It's not good. It looks good. It looks great. It's normal. Yeah, we got about 10 minutes and then we'll start. How familiar was you with the Elephant Man channel? Everyone's aware of it. But you know, it's part of the freedom of expression thing. If you don't like what's going on in Austin, he's totally cool to make a video. A lot of people who ain't here don't really know what's going on here.
24:46So, hit it by the end. That guy's making a lot of points that are kind of surface and strange. But he presents them in a very compelling way. They're very beautiful. He's just like, I like how he, oh good, yeah, film this. Film me saying I think those videos are beautiful. I plead the fifth. No, I don't think that those videos would do so well if they weren't like so artistically done. because they're just podcast cringe videos, but people get to think they're really smart because they're like into those instead of like too lazy to try, you know? Right, right, right, right. I don't know. All that shit is so gay, as we used to say.
25:29Comedy being taken seriously is gay. Comedy gossip is gay. You know what? I said this to Derek. It's like, because I had to see more of those videos in a minute. And I told him, like the comedy bubble is going to burst when those videos disappear. So the fact that a new one came out was like, okay, we're good. That's the canary in the pool line. Well, of course, I watch them thinking, well, I hope I don't show up in here. And then I watch it and I say, why wasn't I in there? Oh, no. What the hell? I turned it off for one second and I was in one of the opening shots and I was like, oh, this is too much.
25:58I know. And actually, you work to disprove their thesis of racism and, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well. Inconvenient truth. I know. Well, it's, what's it called? The irony being that if you look at the lineups here, they're super diverse. The irony being if you look at your mustache there's a bunch of coleslaw in it.
26:19Take this away from me.
27:07Yes sir, what do we got here?
27:09Brian Redban:Anything good? You're welcome, my dog. I think we got it today. My hair looks crazy, but that's good. For a brand new episode of Kill Tony. That's me. Oh.
27:30Brian Redban:Who's ready for the best bucket night of their lives?
27:41Yippee! Brain Reaction!
27:47Yeah! I hope we did not fly through the flesh. That is D-Madness on the basis. Oh shit, what a crowd we are here tonight. You guys really want some fun or rock?
28:04Brian Redban:Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing spot. I'm gonna be honest with you. Something is really fun. Are better than others. How long? How many of you have been home-ready heads of the show? How are you? You look great. Since you're a vibrant, healthy, you're looking for a real treat. Yeah, no. I mean, it's something about an interesting thing. You're like all Cindy. I know, it's crazy. Different types of all-time great guests. One of them known for absolute chaos. Known for absolutely running on sometimes. Known for leaving the show randomly. the only person to walk off at multiple times.
28:44Brian Redban:Known for his accidental love of trans comedians. The other guest, highly considered one of the greatest guests in the show's history. Everybody loves them. We love both of them. They are indeed two of the best stand-up comedians in the world. One of the greatest mixtures I've ever cooked in my entire life. Make some fucking good ways for the great Sam Tallent. ... of all time. It's been a while since we've been on the show. He just moved to Austin, Texas this week. Originally from Japan. He used to live... Last week he lived in Toronto. and he is the newest resident of Austin, Texas. This is the long-awaited return of Mom's Day!
29:53Hello. What were you feeling like before the curtain and like the emotions and then going on stage? How were you feeling? I was like, I gotta do this. I was like, this is like, there's no one back. And I just like, just do it. And how about I fucked up this? First line.
30:13You're cool, dude. You make, because I'm half Chinese, and so... Us Chinese people were taught to hate your kind. But you're cool, bro. Thanks, appreciate you. Appreciate you, bro. Sorry about war crime. Sorry about war crime. It's even now. I see the extra. It's okay, okay, okay. I got a status still going viral where I was like, I was like, y 'all niggas can't hurt my feelings. You're not the Falcons. Wow. Like, legitimately, the Falcons skipped over every draft pick that fucking Philadelphia picked up and then won a Super Bowl. They watched them play UGA in the stadium, in the stadium, and still go, nah, I don't know.
30:57What about this dude from fucking nowhere, dog? Okay, this shit pisses me the fuck off. What's going on in the room starting this week? Nah, I don't have no idea what the fuck is going on. Yeah, no one has any of the fuck is going on. What's hard when you don't have a franchise quarterback and things get tough. Crazy, it's crazy. It's not that he was a white dude trying to tell a gangster story. Right. That's like, yeah, then we pulled up these motherfuckers, and then we took them to court, we sued the shit off the bitch ass motherfuckers. Yeah, yeah. We pumped those marks. Yeah, motherfucker.
31:28Esquire, bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. YN. Top dog law. Happy to be here, bro. I mean, you would think. Can you say that, Cody? I'm looking back. He said, no, no, no, no, no, no. He called me a YN. You know what that means? Top. Top. He called me a young neighbor. Oh, my goodness. He did?
31:52Brian Redban:I'm looking back at that story, and he says that I'm pooling into this. It's next to a Texapil. Like there's so much unnecessary information. You remember when he said Texaco? Of course. That's all I remember. That never came back to anything. There was no reason. He told us everything except for the actual. You should tell him like, hey, pretend you're on the biggest podcast in the world. And you're trying to entertain millions. It's crazy. Chad Ross up here. I'm like, tell us something. Well, there's a lot of crazy stuff. That's an actual quote from Chad Ross. Well, there's a lot of crazy stuff.
32:23Brian Redban:People have said to the diet, follow me around with a camera. I'm like, well, there's cameras on you now. What do you got? It's crazy. I'm gonna say it maybe any second, but I'm not. I'm good, but I'm not going to. This is my one opportunity till I go back to Frisco. Population, by the sounds of things, 15 ,000 people. Well, anything can happen. Who knows? This next bucket pool could be a fucking superstar. Make some noise for young Spent. Spent. How long you been doing stand-up comedy? I've been doing stand-up. I've been writing jokes since high school. So I'd say 05, I was about 15. I didn't start telling on stage like this shit.
33:09So I got out of prison for my probation. So when was that? 2017. So I'd say about nine years. I was just so clearly lying to say, oh yeah, I've been doing comedy long and I bombed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should be living up and know like, oh fuck, I shouldn't say nine years right now. I would literally lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, oh dude, this is like my third time.
33:34Brian Redban:I should have never done this before. Me with my entire history. I come up and bomb and go, I don't even know any of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so funny. The next time I go up and I bomb, I'll do that. This is my first time. It's crazy. It'd be funny if someone...
33:53This guy is nuts. He's got crazy eyes. This guy's a menace. Well, you've got to tell them that you can't understand a word that they're saying. He's like overly excited. He's a menace. I feel like this is Donnell's monologue.
34:19What's wrong with that guy? I spent my whole life and she crying and shit. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. No therapy. That's why I've been a make-it.
34:27Brian Redban:You sound like your mouth's dry. Let's get you a can of water real quick. Can we bring him a can of water real quick? There we are. Here we go. I'm bringing it up. No, I'm bringing it up.
34:43That's such a funny thing to do.
34:51Yeah, that's such a funny thing to do.
35:02Brian Redban:To her, there's D Madness, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, the whole time the last guy was out here, D Madness was roasting his ass in the back the entire time. Incredible. D's brutal. I said, all right, come on.
35:44I can do a best sister. I can do a best sister. And I'm like, right now? Uh. This feels like the first person that calls Top Dog Law. And then he's like, they got the gun, too? I was like, I'll wait. Yeah. He was like, uh. Uh. You had a gun? True shit. And then he's like, when you're looking at 30 years, buddy? And I was like, what the fuck? And he just walked off. I'll see you next month. When you're looking at 30 years? I'm like, what the fuck? No, you're not going to give me 30 years. Fuck that. I see it. And like, that's how I was like, months. I'm sitting here like waiting like 30 years. Hold on, young Spence, I got to stop.
36:18Because you're skipping on the CD right now.
36:20Brian Redban:30 years, 30 years. I said 30 years. Fuck that. 30 years, 30 years. Shut your back. On the CDs you skip. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. That's young Spence. Okay. So. When's the last time you spoke to your lawyer? I spoke English. I spoke English. I spoke English. You've been home in Houston. You're supposed to be in Houston right now. And you're not supposed to drink. I should have put my name in. No, I'm good. I'm fine. How much time are you on probation? My team's behind. To jailbreak. You can't go. Yeah, she's 27. I was being in one cell way. I was being dead right now. I was being in 2017.
37:04Okay. Yeah, I've been on probation since 2017. A whole 10 years. Instead of 20 years in prison, I got 10 years in probation. I have failed out of trouble. I really have to go and try to do my comic book. I think that's it. Maybe they'll just call your name. I don't steal. I don't trust my language. You feel me? No. I don't. What the fuck you said?
37:28Brian Redban:I know we decorated it like it's the mother ship. We are in Young Spence's backyard. I find a secret. You know the secret group? Yeah. I've been in the secret group all the time. Okay, all right. Young Spence, I gotta keep it moving because this is the longest interview. Get them blackered out of here. Here's a big joke book. That my little brother, man. That my daughter. You got it, man. I'm a sucker for me.
38:02I'm like, hey. That's my boy. I love you. You do? This is a bad attack on you. That's my boy, man. I was like, you said, like, I know this is a camera. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. She's a redhead. That's actually a lie. Yeah, yeah, I was like straight to it. Exactly. I like this guy. And like, like, you can't eat this. No, that's like, very important penis. To her, this demon.
38:37Brian Redban:We have a regular on this show that has the unbelievable beauty of having to write and perform a new minute every single week. This is a brand new minute from a new film. Hopefully the dark storm went way into Georgia, the current dark storm in Austin, Texas. This is a brand new set from Dedrick Flynn.
39:00Brian Redban:I used to do like an open mic in New Bedford every Wednesday. Yeah, yeah. It was like probably not when you were there. Yeah. What'd you go for? Major? Yeah. Yeah. My buddy went for it. Yeah. Yeah. That was like the best major. It was like one of the best majors there. So yeah, you definitely maximize the degree. What was your major, Pat? It's funny because I was going to say that the concept, but it's just like business management, like generally which is like funny because I had a couple buddies that went for sports management and I'd give them shits. It's like yeah dude you just fucking like sports still and you like think like this is gonna but general like management is fucking the target.
39:43Brian Redban:You go for like financial accounting or marketing. I was like it was interviewing places like yeah so I'm gonna manage. It's like that's not what happened. Okay so take us through that process of realizing that eating pussy is not for you. That's weird. What did you notice? I didn't eat a pussy until I was like 28 years old. Well, that's fucked up. You're late. Damn, so you don't eat pork or pussy? Your life is fucked up. No, I'll eat pork. Wow. You'll eat pork, but not pussy. Yo, what the fuck is going on right now? Okay. Was the pussy that you ate when you were 15 a little off or something like that?
40:24Brian Redban:It was fine. I was just doing it. I was like, you know, this is kind of gay. It's the opposite of gay. Take it from me. Take it from me. It is the opposite of gay. Okay, yeah, I'll take it from you. Have you tried dipping a cucumber in it or something? It ends up as a pickle. I've never heard anybody say eating pussy was gay. But I've heard saying the dick is gay. You're confusing the shit. I don't do either, so... Have you tried eating out a dick yet? Like, you might have liked it. Red band soundboard's right there, my friend. So, let me ask you this. You watch porn every once in a great while, right?
41:08Brian Redban:Yeah, once in a great while. And you skip past all pussy-eating things, right? Immediately. Exactly. Do you skip past blowjobs? No, I check how it's going. And you'll watch Insertion. You'll watch Insertion, right? That is not gay. Hold on. Gay. Over here. Okay, yeah. You'll watch blowjobs and you'll watch actual sex, right? Now, uh, now I don't watch blowjobs. Has the best delivery system right there. I mean, what you're talking about is more about McDonald's thing, where you have a computer. Thank you. Water for you. Old big room. If you want to just do what I was saying earlier, then, I was just saying.
41:51I think Chick-fil-A has an excellent system. Jets Pizza is the best pizza on the earth. I'm just saying.
41:58Brian Redban:What's the most interesting thing about your diet? I get the four-corner, TurboCrust, Jets 10, pizza. And I eat the whole thing. And that's how I got so ripped.
42:13Brian Redban:So explain how you've been staying up for 14 ,000. Yeah, I was so confusing. Yeah, because someone ate a delta-8 animal, according to such. Because prior to four years ago, I was just getting up staying up for 14 ,000.
42:32When did you get your hair cut? Fucking like two weeks ago. I think it was cut before the last episode. Oh, okay. I think.
42:42Brian Redban:I like fidget spin it. Yeah. I did it in the front and I cut it too short in the front so I'm just fucking working out. Damn. Look at that. Facts! That's construction company. Man. Man. Man. Man. Man. Man. Man.
43:05Brian Redban:One of the last theater shows I did, there was like a stairs like this with metal bars, and there was like five of them. It was five stairs, like a triangle. Two floors. There was like five stairs like this. Martin Phillips goes, want to watch me jump down all of those? Me and Hans are like, no. No, he literally like swung his way down four steps. Holy shit dude. Yeah. And he didn't break anything? No, he landed like fucking perfectly. He did it way better than I ever would have if I tried. Holy shit. We still haven't gotten Hans on the behind the scenes yet. Oh God. Yeah. Not only did he be incredibly interesting, they're absolutely nothing.
43:46Brian Redban:Yeah. Yeah.
44:16No way you got cold. That's right.
44:19Brian Redban:But you know, I mean, I don't know what it's like to get my period. This is just perfect. I'm choking on my slip right now. Oh my God. Let's go out there. Speaking of periods, you're getting a little rest for a break. Go fucking kill it. If this is something you want to do, keep practicing. Sign up again sometime. The bucket wants to mysterious ways. There was your first Chiltonian appearance by Joel Cash. four weeks into his career. And I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I had this one satisfied for me. This name satisfied for me the entire episode. Because I'm so excited to bring up this comedian.
45:03Brian Redban:Face the noise for the long-awaited return of Juanita.
45:12Yo, yo, yo, yo! yo yo yo you set me up yo you set me up you set me up ladies and
45:30Brian Redban:gentlemen wait for the interview 60 seconds uninterrupted one more time for Juanita, everybody.
45:43I am a transgender woman. Woo! I am brave. Buying$13 dresses at Ross is brave. How many of you in here have a vagina? Makes noise. Lucky!
46:16Dude, I want one so bad. I want a pussy so bad. There's women getting a surgery called vagioplasty. They're trimming their lips off. And I'm over here like, you gonna finish that?
46:38I'm trying to get a little to-go box.
46:44Donnell, box is a euphemism for vagina.
46:50Juanita, ladies and gentlemen. And I showed up to you and nobody wanted to show up. It was only William Montgomery. That's true. And the f - How you pay me back? You told all these assholes and assholes and assholes that - Listen up, motherfucker. I'm a Dwarf-O-K. Uh, we are his biggest fan.
47:18Brian Redban:You are his biggest fans. I mean, I don't mind. That was amazing. Who's that? Joanna, man? Put that joke book in there. Oh, yeah. Here we go. And she was all right. She was like, our next guest coming up. You are evil friends. Oh, I love you too. So good to see you. Thank you. I'm fucking amazing. I didn't say shit in my interview. It worked out.
48:02I got the golden ticket and the song I got regular. Wow. That's crazy.
48:08Brian Redban:Yeah. Wow. That's a big one. Yeah, we're wild for instance.
48:28I have a slow nose leak from...
48:31Brian Redban:I think I blew a blood vessel in my brain for laughing. And I saw a choy over my shoulder... I went too well! I went that way for some reason. I'm crazy I go that way. I got better jokes next way. Shhh.
49:05What? Woo! What? Came through like in the fourth quarter, bro. That shit was, that shit was fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. We will, we will fuck you. Ow.
49:30Thank you, bro. Holy shit. Wow. That's so fucking epic. You are so awesome. You're just the fucking best. Thank you. You're the best. I'm so glad you flew in for that. This is my favorite thing to show up in the show. I love you so much. I love you. You are just the fucking realest moneyest fucking guy. I fucking love you, dude. I know where to get in with. I know where to get in with. I know where to get in with. You're the fucking best. That's why I hate you and Donald. I know my role. Fucking great. I can be a jobber and I can be a jobber. Oh, it's the best. That's what all of them ever did, even when you're giving somebody the rest.
50:14Brian Redban:You've got to put them over. It's not a jobber. It doesn't make you a jobber going losing at WrestleMania. I wasn't a development talent. Your batting average is higher. I'm saying that when there's a louder guy like Jim Ruehler, I know what happens a lot. Anytime you ever won, anytime you ever won, you're the best. Great show. Thank you buddy. I got a tea. Yeah.
50:54So cool this is based off one of my pictures of Joe. Oh really?
51:02Shut the fuck up! That motherfucker said LA, you said nah. Nah, San Francisco! Yo! Ah! That's how you closed the weekend out! Do it again. Yes! Yes! Yes! Of course, man. Fuck yeah! We're coming down. Yeah, we're really close. Let's go, dude. I just got it. One, two. Thank you. Great job. Hell yeah. Oh, I didn't see you there. Oh, take it again. Take it again. Take it again. Take it again.
51:44Brian Redban:Oh, you've got to be locked.
51:51Oh, I saw you there. What's your fucking name? Hey, what up, gay guy? Hey, look at this fucking cracker. Oh, okay. Did you get that? Did you get that? Literally this guy's gay so saying that This guy's homosexual so like, yo he didn't mean that dude. He did not mean that. Oh what's up dude? But yeah anyways, shout out 996 people in the 996 I got done all nice and liquored up Nice, yeah No I'm just kidding I didn't really Okay okay I've never poured the drinks for the record Got it, got it, got it I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna say this real talk. Last year, the dopest episode was me and Rob Schneider, and I'm not taking it personally or whatever.
52:37That was a great episode. Rob Schneider got guest of the year. If this don't become episode of the year, and I'm putting out there, and if I don't be considered as the best guest, in the words of Donald Trump, it's rigged. we want to recount we want to recount we want them balanced we want them male-in balanced man the balance of everything and the fact is I'm gonna tell y 'all the Kill Tony fans I wanted to give up on y 'all I wanted to say fuck y 'all I wanted to say fuck Kill Tony fans but I realized he created a platform where people come for something I was like I kept asking myself how can I get not that these people like me to get understand me and what you're gonna understand about me is that pound for pound funny is funny.
53:29Oh, yeah. That was a classic episode.
53:37And Pat O 'Neal, funny as he is, and I like his confidence and everything, the show was over after me and Juanita. It was over. I'm sorry. But he's so cute. Yo, it was so beautiful. And I'm telling you, because remember last time we was here, I asked for Juanita and they didn't the last time I was like and they was like no, we saw Juanita on the street and Juanita was like we can't get in there yeah, she was trying to get in I was like I don't know what to tell you I don't know maybe you gotta tuck your dick in or something to get in here whatever but it was great it was great it was great we connected with someone that's as passionate about comedy as I am now let's go get fucked up easy we ain't gonna get Why?
54:25Yeah, they get big brother at 715. I don't got to drive. That's true. And I don't have to fly the plane. Oh, man. This is, you know how it feels? This feels like that night, the Rob Schneider joint. When I left Adrian at the bar, I was like, there is nothing. Like, we was up here so high. I was like, there's nothing that's going to be bigger than what we just did. I'm going home and go to sleep. But I'm going downstairs and get a little drinky-drinky, man. you
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