In short
This episode is “KT Behind the Tape: MSG Night 1,” a behind-the-scenes Kill Tony production at Madison Square Garden for “MSG3.” The crew discusses logistics (6:30 start, 4-hour show, timing to finish by 10), staging/monitor setup, and promoting the Kill Tony Plus subscription (ad-free/uncensored episodes, bonus Q&As, behind-the-scenes, merch perks). They also run through band/intro timing, rain-delay concerns, and record-setting “most comedy hours” at MSG.
Guests featured onstage include Adam Ray (multi-time Kill Tony Guest of the Year, Hall of Famer) and Jim Norton (multiple-time MSG Kill Tony guest; “biggest guest” records). Both do short sets and interviews about performing at MSG and crowd reactions.
Other comedians who appear include Ari Matty (noted for a “Down syndrome” joke that earns the “Lucy Breaker joke of the night”), Mike Finoia (personal story set; later interview), and Pat O’Neill (final guest/closer).
Notable examples
Ari’s joke controversy, Mike’s MSG-family/comedian reflections, and Pat’s anti-Semitism/“Menorah Train” bit.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOSetting the Stage for Night One
0:45 to 5:28
Discussion about the preparations and expectations for the first night of the show.
“You're going to go over here to your left, you're going to grab a ticket from that gentleman and you'll have a section prepared.”
Inside the Show Dynamics
5:31 to 14:00
Conversations about the structure of the show and artist dynamics.
“start time, but that's the band playing for a while, an AI video, the whole shebang.”
New York Vibes and Performers
14:00 to 17:06
The hosts discuss their time in New York and how performers are feeling before the show.
“I love getting real New Yorkers up there.”
Pre-Show Excitement
17:06 to 19:05
The anticipation and preparations leading up to the performance at MSG are shared.
“All right, best pizza in the city just arrived in my green room.”
Anatomy of a Stand-Up Set
19:05 to 20:58
Delving into the dynamics of a stand-up set, including last-minute preparations.
“But somehow you didn't say shit And now I'm gonna make a wish I've done it all.”
Pizza Styles and Food Delights
20:58 to 22:44
Discussion around various styles of pizza and food served at the venue.
“Imagine when you cut that first thing together.”
Filming and Event Dynamics
22:44 to 24:34
Insights into the logistics of filming during the event and the atmosphere.
“So we got through here is three styles of pizza.”
Cultural Music and Celebration
24:34 to 28:00
A vibrant segment featuring music and cultural expression amidst the event.
“Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.”
Opening Jingle
28:00 to 28:21
The show opens with musical notes and interactions.
Audience Engagement and Music
28:21 to 30:24
The host interacts with the audience while introducing musical elements.
“Come vie, it's sweet.pannt pannt Ascina vita amor, ascina vita amor Thank you.”
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Continuing the Music Vibe
30:24 to 32:55
Musical performances and audience excitement continue in the background.
“We're going to get some more horns up here.”
Introduction of Guests
32:55 to 36:58
The host introduces two prominent guests with enthusiasm.
“Baila mi gente, que es sabroso, lo que no es algo bonito.”
Comedy and Banter with Guests
36:58 to 41:19
The host and guests engage in comedic exchanges and personal anecdotes.
“You really, really know them as you know.”
Wrap Up and Reflections
41:19 to 42:01
The guests reflect on their experiences and the night concludes.
“Well, I, I just drank a lot of you from the middle of town.”
Nerves and Performance Reflections
42:01 to 43:26
The hosts discuss the feeling of performing and dealing with nerves.
“No language should run in front of me for one reason.”
Excitement and Pressure of Performing
43:26 to 44:31
Comedians share their thoughts on performing at iconic venues and the pressure that comes with it.
Concealing Props and Stage Management
44:31 to 47:24
Discussion on managing props and logistics during performances.
“what's up brother good to see you brother thank you so much I'm coming to find you.”
Crazy Concert Experiences
47:24 to 50:26
A performer shares outrageous stories from concert experiences.
“So I don't want to bother too much, but perfect.”
Musical Memories and Personal Background
50:26 to 53:13
Reflections on personal experiences and family dynamics intertwined with music.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the great Mike Benoia.”
Post-Performance Reactions
53:13 to 54:23
Discussion on the immediate reactions after a performance and connecting with peers.
“Nick Kill Tony boss go fuck you guys Thank you.”
Show Highlights and Introductions
56:00 to 58:00
The host sets the stage for the show and introduces a new comedian debuting at Madison Square Garden.
“I made the best city in the whole world.”
Comedian's Set: Challenging Jokes
58:00 to 1:01:08
The comedian delivers a series of provocative jokes touching on sensitive topics.
“as I present to you, The Real Deal, not O 'Neill!”
Audience Reactions and Praise
1:01:08 to 1:02:35
The host and audience react positively to the comedian's performance, celebrating his success.
“How loud can this place get for the great Jim Norton, huh?”
Reflecting on Belief and Performance
1:10:01 to 1:10:26
The hosts discuss personal doubts and the nature of belief in performance.
“I like you to switch it up with high-eat music.”
Reactions to Brad's Performance
1:10:26 to 1:10:45
A brief discussion on Brad's performance and light humor.
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:08Music
0:13Music
0:19What's up? Tony Hinchcliffe, Pat O 'Neill is God. Kill Tony MSG baby, yeah! Music You guys all have photo ID on ya? Yeah! We're going to get started here in a few seconds. Guys, just keep your ears open. We're going to be giving you instructions inside. You're going to sign a waiver. Make sure every time you're signing something, you are signing legibly. That is the most important thing right now is that we can read what you write. Cool? Cool. All right, let's do it. Jason, go.
1:21You're going to go over here to your left, you're going to grab a ticket from that gentleman and you'll have a section prepared. Where are we going? Hi, I can help the next person. Good. Awesome. If you could, put your stage name right here. How long have I been doing?
1:38I feel like you should be pretty good. Brian, you want to smell the roses? Pretty small, small. Well, you know, metaphorically, I mean. I love them. Because this is MSG3, baby. You know, tomorrow's just a...
1:50Brian Redban:Yeah, sweet. Thank you. Tomorrow is just a lot more of the final blowout. It's just a big kaboom-y. Tonight's night one. Gotta elevate into night two. But Schultz is coming back later. Nope. Schultz is stuck filming a movie. Tim Dillon's on a plane to London. The cast of Grown Ups 4 is shooting makeup scenes. Shane Gillis' tires three release parties tonight on the island of Danny McBride in South Carolina. Why? I don't know. Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, two promised future guests are both shooting grown-ups for... Seinfeld's in Minnesota. Seinfeld's in Minnesota, even though he was the golden goose for this one.
2:45Brian Redban:Mark Norman's in San Francisco. you just name any great New Yorker either they're on tomorrow or they're busy and Joey in Austin no Joey Diaz is taking the bag of money in Atlantic City, New Jersey this weekend the big bag of casino money are you sitting here crazy? yeah
3:20Nice to see you Doug. Nice to see you Doug. Nice to meet you. What's up dude? The band's back. The band's back together. Hey, man. Nice to meet you. I shouldn't have been in the way. I don't know what I'm doing. Thanks James. Yeah, yeah, appreciate it. Yes, sir.
3:50That should be...
4:05Thank you. Adam, where you at? Right here, baby. Oh awesome. Is it on? Yeah. Check, check, check. Yep. Check, check. So Adam, you're gonna hear yourself through those monitors. Oh, awesome. That might be enough, right? Maybe I don't need the ears, yeah.
4:29So I think you guys may be playing something when Tony intros me and then write probably something just to get it going. And then when he goes, Randolph Davies, boom, boom, da, da, right? Okay. I mean, yeah, you tell me it's, yeah.
4:42Brian Redban:All right. Before we get into it, I got to tell you guys about something. We just launched Kill Tony Plus. Here's the deal. You sign up. You get every new episode ad-free and uncensored. We're giving members a brand new angle of the show that's never been seen before. This is as close as you can get to sitting in the audience. You also get bonus content. Q &A episodes, behind-the-scenes stuff, extra bits you're not getting anywhere else. And there's perks on the merch store, too. It's five bucks a month. That's less than a cost of a beer or a pack of cigarettes or a lot of fun things. Links in the description, or go straight to killtonysupercast.com to join.
5:23Brian Redban:This is a very, very exciting opportunity for all you diehard fans and super haters. Go to killtonysupercast.com. All right, back to the show.
5:35Brian Redban:Pat O 'Neill. So here's a question. Here we are, MSG, 7 p.m. start time, but that's the band playing for a while, an AI video, the whole shebang. They can start at 6.30. Really? Yes. When did this revolution start? We have a four-hour show. I think we did the very first time we were here. So they can start at 6.30, but we have to be done by 10 still. So that is 7. Three and a half hours with them playing for a half hour. Plus AI videos with slightly less than three hours. That's good. Your 56 timing ended here. Yeah, it's going to be longer than that. Right. I'm just telling you. Right. That'll really be an hour 15.
6:15Can you guys look up here real quick? There he is. Wow. I just literally said he closes. He's the beating heart of the modern era of Piltonia. We heard, hey, man. I'll get out of here. No, you're great. I know. I told me I should say hi. Alright, perfect. I was gonna say, because, like... You know I don't talk that way about myself, but tonight I would feel bad if somebody had to follow up. Ooh, I love that! Did you guys get that? The doc filmers get that? Goddamn. I put my fucking, like, leg into the deepest goddamn pothole on the way over here, so... I love it. I'm gonna go do some leg stretches.
6:53Fucking, like, hyper-stend my knee, like, fucking on a three-minute walk here. dumbest guy in the world.
7:02I would feel bad for whoever has to call that for me. God, I wish everybody, I wish everyone would come in with that fucking energy. Scott, so now you can kill it or take one for it. It really is. I have Ari Matty going,
7:15Brian Redban:I don't know if I feel too good. I'll do tomorrow instead. Shut the fuck up your day tonight. Okay, if you want, I do tonight, maybe tomorrow. Meanwhile, you have Pat O 'Neill being like, I fucking better be Alaska. Nobody's gonna be able to.
8:07Now you don't have to touch it. I'm not going to touch it.
8:20So that's as hot as it's going to get.
8:51I don't know, the dimmer just got plugged in. that was the number eight rate is the girl on the shoulders is eight they stand by yep great number nine is hot tub number nine is hot tub hot tub
9:20Yeah. Yeah. You good? You have the start here. It's 5, right? He's good. For what? I mean, I can scrap this if it's too much. No, no. OK. Can you go back to the door? He's not moving. Someone just wrapped it. When have you been here? I'm not sure. I mean, I can scrap all this. I just want to, like, not just do the songs and have a little bit of what we did. Yeah. So it takes literally, I mean, here's guys. So he's just trying to make sure he has the picture in order, so we can get the most out of it. But I can scrap it if it's stressing you out. Move it. Hey, Adam. I don't want to stress you out.
9:48But if we just do songs, it's kind of boring. It's like we should paint the whole picture. Then give me 20 seconds. He's running through it one more time, not even a minute. And then we're jamming. You're up next. I love you. Okay, stand by. Okay, here we are. Go to one, please. Should be good. At the very beginning. What up, D? What up, Matty?
10:09Hold it on. So, so, so, so I was thinking, you know, I've done some shit, do that. And, and then you guys do your, like, you know, be able to fucking play. So at the end, the jam, and then we'll do that. And it ended how we ended it at the show. And then, and then I'll do the quick sponsor shout outs. So I guess you guys can play something over this, or maybe not. I guess we didn't play it yet. Play nothing. Sponsor shouts. and then I'm gonna go right into this next song is about people that are ungrateful. Do You're Welcome. And then at the end of You're Welcome, I think we had a riff for you guys last time.
10:43Uh, what it was, you know, flute solo, piano solo, whatever. And that's where I'm gonna do like, uh, you know, my parents, you know, and I'm gonna tell the stories under you guys playing. And then that'll just be it. And if we wanted to, at the end of that, we could do one more, and somehow you didn't say, like at the end of that. And then we're done. And then an interview maybe with Tony. Right? Fuck yeah. That's great. Alright, cool. I feel like those are the two songs. They're big energy and the intro one is like so good to come out to. Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay, cool. Can we do this now, Adam?
11:15Hey, I just got an alert. Just like last year, I think, severe thunderstorm about to hit. Oh, great. That was Nashville. Yeah, Nashville. Tornado. Yeah, yeah, we got that at the White House. It's all bullshit. It'll just separate. It'll just separate and know this. We know we're on the right side of history here.
11:34Brian Redban:We're on the winning team. Yeah, great stuff.
11:42Brian Redban:Scary outside of the movie. I want to know if we have the comedy record here. We definitely have it. We have to have it. I bet you Dice played it so many times. He hasn't. This whole thing is like the way history is written is funny. I think Dan Cook. Maybe he did it twice. That's a good name right now. Probably Dave. How many times has Dan Cook played Madison Square Garden? Is this new?
12:13Brian Redban:Sebastian's done it 10 times. He holds the record. 10 times Sebastian. Yeah, but you have to realize that's 10 hours. 10 hours is... We're saving the video for after the band. If we have a three hour long show and we've done five hours. So normal like big stingers? You probably hold the record. So after the stingers we're going to go try for the heartbeat. After this we will. Heartbeat wide shot. Because we have one, two, three. And is it black? Three hours per show. That's nine. It's all red. Pulsing. Pulsing red. That's when I talk to Jason. We're going to have the most comedy hours ever long in Madison Square Garden history after this week.
12:51Brian Redban:All these videos are going to rise away. There's another machine called Lumen. Oh, that's right. Lumen is playing Mac 1. Basically, he's playing that. So he's basically EDS. That's a loser of mine. How are you, brother? How are you, brother? How are you doing, dude? Nice to see you. Good to see you. Thank you so much for having me. Oh, yeah. I know you're super busy, but Sarah said just to pop up and let you know that I'm here. Absolutely. Make yourself at home. Thank you, buddy, man. You have like a short, short, like two to three minute set you might want to do? Oh, I would love to. Really? Absolutely.
13:18Brian Redban:You have like a tight one? Yes. Yeah. Three jokes. Perfect. Yeah, I would love to. That's very kind of you. All right, Pete, I'm rolling. I'm going to add one more.
13:31Emma, we're adding one more person, so stop printing.
13:37I'm going to give it to you in a second.
13:42Brian Redban:After Bucket Pool 5. After Bucket Pool 5. Mike Fenolia. Mike Finoia. F-O-L-O-I-A. F-I-N-O-I-A. F-I-N-O-I-A. I really appreciate it, my man. It's our exciting little spontaneous crazy world. I love it. I love it. I love getting real New Yorkers up there. Let me ask that. Let me ask that. Don't say it. Right on. Thanks, man. So I'll just secure it. Yeah, we'll make it so long. We're all going to grab a snack right now. Right on. How's New York treating you so far, man? It's great. You know, for me, it's always a slur. It's a little bit of work. Yeah. Yeah. Well that's good. You got a nice humid, gross look.
14:24Yeah! Superstars. Hello. Hi, thanks for having me. Of course. Of course.
14:30Brian Redban:What up, buddy? How you feeling? Good? I'm good. I'm good. You got it all safe for tomorrow, you said? Yeah, you're pretty packed up. Just do... I mean, you only have one set, right? I have one set planned. If you need me to go up, I could do another one, but... I think it would be better just to not. Okay. The life of fear that you live boggles my mind. Oh, it's just me. You're loved by the people. You're loved by the people. What do you have to fucking lose? I just want to do well. I don't know. Okay. You're going to be just fine. Yeah. If you want to take the night off, you can. Yeah, I'll hang out.
15:05Alright. Is there an after party?
15:07Brian Redban:If I spontane - not tonight, big one tomorrow. Okay. But if I need you spontaneously through the show, I'll call for you. I'll bring my stuff just in case. Your jacket and your sunglasses? Yeah, what else? Can I ask you something? Yes. Is this on the record? Post-pade. Go ahead. What's wrong? Oh, no. What's going on? Here's the neurotics. Hold on. Let me have a second with my neurotics. Do it. Is this for Kill Tony Plus? Is this Kill Tony Plus? That's Kill Tony. That's Kill Tony Plus. This is Kill Tony. That's going to end up on, looks like the HBO. It's good. Yeah. Wow! Sorry. Look at me. How you doing?
15:54Brian Redban:Down there. You guys want to eat? I gotta go. Christina, how was La Jolla? Oh, amazing. All the shows sold out. It was so fun. Do you do five? Yeah. I'm trying. How's the food look? I mean, look at that. What do you think?
16:20That's why you got a banana.
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16:43Don't sleep on the cheese. Ah.
16:56I'm going to stop eating this shit and come to my green room then. Yeah, that's what I thought. I figured you were eating this. Thank you for the heads up. I'll see you in three minutes. Bye-bye. That's great. All right, best pizza in the city just arrived in my green room. Let's go. Take one bite of this cheesecake and run for the hills.
17:22How are you feeling right before the show? I'm feeling incredible. I'm geeking out about all the posters because I've been to so many concerts in this place. So it's always neat to be able to do stand-up in a room that you've lost yourself at a concert. so it's good it's really awesome that's really excited about it yeah and how how when did you know you're going on tonight a half hour ago maybe and I was in traffic and I did a lot of illegal shit to get here on time so to the drivers on 95 South I apologize I deserved all those middle fingers that I got so
18:35You better go Forget anymore For rider In the pro rider's door And all you really had to do It's as easy as one to do And all you really had to do Was say Oh thank you Oh thank you Come on But somehow you didn't say shit And now I'm gonna make a wish I've done it all. I've known from a humble beginning my parents were both dead. Died in a pre-action division, man. I know some of you were thinking that way they were throwing off the team and somehow folks were rapping. No, they were... Hello, my friend. How are you, buddy? Good, huh? Doing good? How are you doing? I'm doing good. I've got that nugget on the walls.
19:36It's really good. You've got to stay away from like, why you're a golf ball, you're going to get a monkey in the head.
20:03I didn't move through. But you know, look, I've done it all. I've done it all. I'll give you that picture. I'll go get it. So that picture was coming in. I'm trying to say, yeah, you're supposed to do too. The first time around. You might think my parents were shot in the face. Or my parents were killed. They were actually killed by a freak. Shot in the head by a guy who dressed the face. And they were supposed to do too.
20:47We'll be right back.
20:58Imagine when you cut that first thing together. This is me and Charlene, so you can drag me with a friend of David Busters. Of course, Charlene and I, we love the water. We would always get to the house of a show. This is her after she told us the press hand to be on. She was bragging about it. Of course, one of my favorite times we had was when we helped someone up at gunpoint. Yeah, just actually behind the mother shoes, that's Joe Rogan. So, you've got a couple of letters to stick. And then after that, you go into two. Then that's where you kind of go to the last one, right? So, I'm at one, two.
21:43Right in two, yeah. So, how about this? How about this? I'm at where I go. Yeah, that's actually. We'll come to that picture and I'll go. I'll go. That's actually right behind the mother shoes. That's Joe Rogan. And I'll get a lap and then right in the right. That's Joe Rogan.
22:37I love it. Thank you so much. Our pleasure. All right. So we got through here is three styles of pizza. We got our Rhea cheese. We have our Rhea and red, which is a take on a Trenton style tomato pie. sauce is on top and then we have your signature Kilroni pie that's been crushing it out here in Jersey. Oh my god look at that that's a work of art. You know it took some travel time to get here. Wow all right look at this. That's a big one. Look at this Anthony. Look at Anthony just drooling on himself. Yes pepperoni infused Yes. And we also brought you guys some Philly steak sliders and chicken parm, garlic, bread, vodka sliders as well.
23:26Can we take a picture here because this is everything.
23:33Those are little chicken parms? Yes. Chicken parms, vodka sauce, a little garlic bread. Guess what? You're on the box now. Yeah, you know what? I'll take my face off.
23:51Tony, are we playing my iPad, the music from my iPad? Are we playing from my iPad music? No. Alright, that's better. These people, yeah, it's not keynote, so it'll be good. Brad, we opened those sliders before. I'm a hamster, just keep filming. What millimeter is that? I don't want my head looking fat. That's 35? No, 24. Kill Tony, baby. I think you're right between your eyes. Hip, hip shot. Shotgun. Two. The guns are sick, right? I used to do that shit in fucking prison. When you were a kid.
24:41Thank you.
25:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Baila mi gente, que sabroso, lo que le traigo tu ilusión.
25:40What I bring to you, I tell you that they are delicious and delicious. My people, that's delicious. What I bring to you, that's delicious.
26:17Gotta, tutel��가 is a song like they found a song, But when yours had rose-p jagged minevest me Salsa Latina, mira esto, comprenda lo ganador, lo que les traigo le digo, yo salsa y sabor. Baila mi gente, que sabroso lo que les traigo un rico son.
27:27guitar solo
27:56guitar solo
28:20Located as You. I'm gonna choose her! Hi. Come vie, it's sweet.pannt pannt Ascina vita amor, ascina vita amor
29:17Thank you.
29:48guitar solo
30:14What's next David wheel, and that's what he took. How is that? The girls That are
30:45All right, that was all right. That was all right. Augie, where you at? We're going to get some more horns up here. I'm going to bring my homeboy Augie. Bella, they're going to come play some saxophone. Augie, where you at? I hope he's close. There he is. Superstyle. Y 'all make some noise for Augie.
31:06Now, Augie, we didn't practice this, but we're in the key. I was beating mine. You ready? Everybody say hi, Augie. Hi, Augie.
31:44Thank you.
32:17guitar solo
32:54Baila mi gente, que sabroso, lo que les traigo un lindo sol. Baila mi gente, que es sabroso, lo que no es algo bonito.
33:53Who got that pop? Who got that original pop there? Who was that first one? I don't know. Who? I don't know. There was someone right before. I'm going to work. It hit me with a big pop. She's my terrible, moving on.
34:19My love.
34:45Alright, well...
34:54Brian Redban:Alright, is it just on the other side of there?
35:04Brian Redban:I guess this is it huh?
35:16This is it. There we go. There's no going back now huh? Nope. We'll knock out night one and then we'll do night two and it'll be easy. Just gotta knock out the first part and that's now.
35:33I'm here! I'm here! It's me, yeah, it is me, right?
35:53Who's ready for the best night of their fucking lives, huh?
36:05Yippee! Yippee! And indeed, the best damn band in all the land, make some fucking noise for Pasando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, Fernando Tres-Lenches, Michael Gonzalez, Nachos Malgrande, Big Mike on the motherfucking drums!
36:30Brian Redban:Bring in the third chair later. If something special happens, who knows what can happen. But we're going to start with two of the best guests in the show's history. How about that? One of the kings of New York City. And the other one has all the records for being literally the biggest guest in the show's history. Hall of Famer. Multiple time guest of the year. You know them. You really, really know them as you know. You know them. You love them. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. My two guests tonight. Make some fucking noise for the great Adam Ray and Jim Norton. Yeah. Look at these people. Camry, get that.
37:20Welcome, brother. Oh, yeah.
37:26Adam Ray. Multiple time, Kiltony Guest of the Year, Hall of Famer, Jim Norton, who's been at every Madison Square Garden here, Kiltony. Bacon, egg, and cheese. You know what I mean? What you doing? You know what I'm saying? The flip-flops is crazy right now. That's a Harlem accent, a Philly accent, a Los Angeles accent. Yeah. Tedrick, you dress nice, man. You really, yeah. You look like the Eminem who left the group and went solo. Yeah. It's a compliment. I got on three camos. That's what I wanted. I wanted to do like regular redneck camo, mafia uncle camo, and then just the tigers on the feet.
38:09You know what I'm saying? Get that little, you know what I'm saying, on the feet. These shits, the genre. Is that from Ross? Where is that from? No. Heidi, to remind you that you're a man. Wow. No Tupac Tramp stamp on that thoroughbred. By the way, she was the only one to have it. I kind of know him. Ari, it's crazy, man. It's literally like watching one of the best comedians in the world work and to have you come from our crazy little family is just nuts, man. It's yours is so undeniable. That fucking material is diabolical. Yeah, there was like a second part to the joke, too. I was like scared to do it.
38:51because I only thought of it like yesterday, but I don't... What do you mean? What do you think? No or no? Of course. Are you fucking kidding me? Okay, it's like experimental. Yeah. So I tried the joke. I've been writing it for like two weeks now, and I did it in L.A. Guess... Yeah. Guess... Yeah. Guess how the fuck that went. I know. So I do the joke, and I see in the crowd, I see a big, like, green-haired slob of shit, you know? She's like and I see her throughout the joke like activating, you know, she's like
39:30Big fucking dark hole of depression and ass So she like storms out, you know It wasn't a storm, but it was she breezed out So then later she writes me a message. I see the profile picture It's one of these angles where she's hiding the boat, you know, she's like And she's like very offended at the joke and she says you shouldn't make fun of Down syndrome people because my sister Has a Down syndrome son and if you had a Down syndrome son, you wouldn't find it funny either
40:14So I've thought about this for like a week now. I'd love a Down syndrome son. Are you kidding me? It's like having a puppy forever.
40:25What do parents say is the toughest part about having kids? Oh, they grew up so fast. Not my boy. He's 45 years old. I tuck him into bed every night. We have tooth fairy. we play hide and seek.
40:44I mean, you're watching one of the greatest comedians in the world goof around. Something wasn't even gonna do. Maybe I should have done the down and then the puppy forever last. I don't know. You're doing everything right, Ari. I mean, you're just a freak of fucking nature. Thank you so much. Everybody loves you. You had the biggest fucking laughs of the night, the biggest pop of the night. Everything is happening for you. You are so beloved by the fucking comedy universe and your peers for great reason. And we fucking love you. Anything else you want to say to these people? I just love New York City.
41:22Thank you for welcoming in your city. You are the very best, Ari Matty. Truly. Truly unbelievable.
41:34Thank you, sir. I really appreciate it. That was a little great. Oh, thank you. I appreciate it. Well, I, I just drank a lot of you from the middle of town. Thank you, brother. So good to see you. Yeah, did you see? He doesn't want to spend his life in his job. I'll think about it. Can I take a look at him? And what's funny about that is, uh, I also have a suspended budget.
41:59I'm sick of these fucking judges. I hear one more time. I'm going to play some music. I'm going to play some music. I'm going to play some music. I'm going to play some music. I forgot the second part. So I brought it up. It sounded great from here. Yeah, it was fun. Great crowd. They were super. You're good to keep around. Catch a body with this thing. Wait.
42:26You're killing it. Watch your mouth. Watch your mind. Don't get smart. It's raining. That's maybe one. That's my mind maybe. It's raining. It's raining. No language should run in front of me for one reason. Because you're so reckless. I could have said so much more. I feel like I'm pressing too low. My hand was shaking a little. It makes you feel so nervous when you see it all shake. I was nervous. I was stuttering. I hate it. My mouth goes dry. Dry, fuck. I'm literally like, where's the moisture? I ripped the water off the thing. I drink the guy's water. He's a trans man. You're trans now. That's how it gets.
43:09You're trans now. Stop spinning everywhere. This guy's just spinning. Hey, Emily. How are you feeling right now? It's one of the most legendary arenas in the world. It's our third year here. It feels like home already. and New Yorkers are cool people the crowd they get jokes they love to laugh so that's awesome man also seeing Jim Norton Adam Ray Tony Red Band on the table or their legend so it's awesome how's it feel to get the loudest reaction the best reaction tonight I don't know there's more show to go so relax but it's very warm they love me and I love them too so yeah how nervous were you to do that extra joke yeah i kind of forgot it in the moment you know because it's such a new idea that i had so and then the interview came and there was like a pause and i thought i've never done that where i bring up a joke i usually don't like to break the fourth wall like the joke and the interview i like to keep separate but i don't know somehow in the moment i was like that's right although the ending of that extra joke was kind of weaker than i would have if i would have more time to prepare but that's kill tony we're working it out so yes dude so maybe one day somebody sees the full joke they're like oh i saw the stream when he did the when he tried it well dude you fucking killed it bro thank you i really appreciate it thank you thank you have a good thing what's up brother good to see you brother thank you so much
44:48I'm coming to find you. I'm coming to find you. All right, so this is, I'm trying to find some way of concealing this until my last joke. Which, I mean, it speaks for itself. It's a very funny thing. Did Jack Shaw do something similar to this? Or was that you? Am I misremembering? Nah, this is me. This is fucking me. Is this a flute? Is this a joint thing? menorah. Nice. Are you Jewish? Sure. Because of that tragedy. Yes. I get it. And it's sold unironically by a Jewish company. That's crazy. You're wanting to hide it? Yeah, I mean, I don't want to have to come out with a fanny pack or anything if you have any idea of I don't know if Heidi comes out before or anything if we could just throw something over it, put it on a stool.
45:36If you have any ideas. I know it's like a nuisance right now, but if we have time, especially if the rain delays it a few minutes. I'm wondering if we just put it under the table. Yeah. Or maybe behind the drums. Or maybe if it's there the whole time. Yeah, if the band has anywhere, they don't mind. They're on stage already. Let me see if I have anything to cover it. Yeah, and then if Heidi wouldn't mind bringing it out, that way it's not in anybody's way. They're not sugar-free. They're flavored, but that's all I can do. Oh, sick. Fuck yeah. As long as it actually has the juice in it. I don't care what it tastes like.
46:06I mean, we could like... We could put it in one of these bags, and then put it behind the van. Oh, yeah, even that's great, because that's something that I can put it in all night that's lightweight and still is not clear. But yeah, it's like the top parts. Dude, when I bought this, you see this? This? Oh, I'll hold the helmet. You gotta be careful with it, you gotta hold it at the bottom. That's a joke made thing though, right? No, it's sold unironically by a Jewish company. Oh wait, it's not another full on the... It's sold, it's part of the joke. It's sold unironically by a Jewish company for Jewish children.
46:40It's a company in Israel. What the fuck? Dude, it's my second closer. The first time I was ever on Kill Tony, I, like, asked you guys to let me bring it. Because he always asked, let me get any pack. And I had it in there. And then he never asked. And I just looked like a fucking retard who, like, got on Netflix. I thought I had seen it before. And blew the lifetime of an opportunity. That's why you've seen it. I've definitely, I've had it at Secret Show and stuff. And I've shown it to you probably. Jack Shaw's done props before, but you're just thinking of props and Jew. Pulling Jew, prop, yeah.
47:10Every time I think of him, I think of the trains, so. Okay. I will find Heidi. And then... Do you know where her green room is? I think I walked past it. It's near Legends 1, right? So I don't want to bother too much, but perfect. Even this bag will help a lot. And then just you knowing what's going on while you're backstage and shit. her ass and two cocks staring back at him can we see the tattoo
47:44this is not for netflix technically we could do it my dress up oh you have to look
47:54honored to be here on this stage i've had so many incredible nights in this room Neil Young, The Dead, Old Hippies. Those are my people. I like going to concerts where I'm offered both acid and antacid in the parking lot. I'm like, I'm good with that LSD, but talk to me about those tongues. I had a margarita at lunch. It's repeating. I was in 104 two weeks ago for fish. Two kids, about 18 years old, before the show started, split a bag of mushrooms right in front of me, lost their shit. It was the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life. These kids ate drugs, wigged out, and I just sat behind them eating popcorn watching them unravel.
48:39One kid was having a hard time. He was grinding his teeth. His eyes were like an owl. He was fucking breathing through his nose. He's like, turned to his buddy. He goes, dude, I feel like people know we're fucked up, dude. Does everybody know we're fucked up? And I hung behind him and I let him flip out when the lights went down. I poked my head in between him. I'm like, yo, everybody knows.
49:05Your heartbeat is so loud, dude. We all thought you were dying, so we called your mom. She's on her way here. Enjoy the show, stupid.
49:19I'm friends with my dad now and I'm glad we waited. We weren't ready. I'm a bit of a dented can. My parents kind of blew it. They had me when they were 19 and then split when I was two months old, came back together when I was eight, remarried and had three more kids. I was the best man in my parents' second wedding. You know how much pressure that is for an eight-year-old to throw a bachelor party on a dollar a week allowance? My real dad just came back as a lousy stepdad. I was like, this guy again? I thought we returned him. Never had a sex talk with my dad. He never had one with me. My dad's version of a sex talk was anytime anything hot came on TV, he'd grab the remote and change it.
50:13And he'd go, this is not for you. And I'm like, nah, it's for me. It's not for us. This is kind of fucking... I can see your boner through your champion sweatpants, you dummy. Thank you guys so much. I'm Mike Benoia. Ladies and gentlemen, the great Mike Benoia. So great. Fucking getting another New Yorker up here to do MSD. Okay, how was it up there? Nuts. I mean, the garden. I heard I just tried to pay attention to like any sound I could hear that was positive I mean it's so big and it's so cavernous and it's like I'm trying to look at like the scoreboard but also like just I'm telling my jokes and thinking about the time and oh god it's yeah but again it's just another set you gotta like you know you hear your name called and you're Like, it's just another set, and that's it.
51:07But I'm thrilled for the opportunity, and I just hope people liked it. No, people loved it. Yeah. Could you tell after your set that people loved it, or were you still unsure? No, I still get this, like, you come off stage, and it's like you got punched in the stomach a little bit. And it's just, I guess, when I lose that, I'll probably stop doing it or whatever. But, like, it felt, it was just exciting. but also like I'm just really trying to like be in the moment and just be like happy which isn't the easiest thing to do so it was great I mean everybody was so nice when I got off stage so you freaking crushed it man how how much does MSG mean to you uh throughout your life greatest place in the world I mean I've lost my mind here millions of times at concerts and sporting events and celebrated New Year's Eve with fish here countless times and I'm just to be on the stage where like Jerry Garcia
52:11I mean it's just it's an absolute it's an absolute thrill and you know I New York's my city and I love it here and yeah I'm still kind of a little bit like on cloud nine right now. Do your family or friends know that you just performed at Madison Square Garden? My wife, I called her and told her I was going up. My brother in comedy, my older brother, Big J. Oakerson, I spoke with him right before. And, yeah, that's it. My sister, I think. I don't like talking to, I just, I want to do my job and then talk about it after, you know what I mean? Yeah. Because you build things up and then you're just setting yourself up for failure.
52:55I thought more about like go out and do the best I can and pay tribute to like the room. You know what I mean? And I'm grateful to Tony for the opportunity. And all I want to do is just be as funny as I possibly can be and make as many people laugh as possible. And that's it. I know how big of an opportunity it is. Well, you fucking crushed it, bro. Thank you. It's a great work. I really appreciate it. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for the interview. Thank you, dude. Nick
53:24Kill Tony boss go fuck you guys
53:52Thank you. We were all together for the best of me and joking. We just had a lot of fun. So, we have to be able to do that. Well, who do you want to ask me? Who's going to be? Good to see you. I've been hiding the punchlines very well too. You've been the punchlines very well. You've never seen her hiding in Twitter, right? Please do. I'm so excited. Mr. Neenah, you're the best. We love you. There you go. I know if you're telling me you love me. So, you're going to get back? You're going to get back? I'm going to get back. Now I'm back. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm with you one of the greatest regulars in the show's history.
54:29A man's famous for his roasting skills, fresh on the rain. Some gems for people who are roasting at Ken Martin. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Paul Weaver, and the one only gave you this.
54:52Jim, you know Mike, right? I know Mike very well, and I knew you would kill. Really funny, man. You're a great writer, great comic. Thank you, Jim. I'm happy. They're not an easy crowd. You're fucking great. Thank you, brother. Just awesome. Adam Ray? Yeah, I'm jealous you had a dad. You want his number? I'm good. I'm good. Kill Tony the GOAT!
55:19You guys watch this the end of the David Tony movie here at Madison Square Garden. You're watching the other type of record. We did it. We did it. Everything we did. Never run the E.T. David's looking at basketball at the home of the Knicks. Well I think I know this, but David is who we're going to be there. You've never been active. Hey, you're getting pretty great as this abortion. Hey, stop telling Caitlin Clark so much, by the way. Drew, you're the third lady for the world. I'm a woman's idol. I made the best city in the whole world. I'm going to be waiting for two days with a fucking power-sized candy every other day.
56:15I think they have to do, and improve their ability.
56:20Yeah that's my training centers. They work good in that and take a trip at home. And actually training centers that may increase the volume of the tip of a kid.
56:55for one more comedian ladies and gentlemen believe it or not you've seen i believe fucking 19 or 20 comedians tonight in this amazing show. It was great, right? And I believe in this modern age of Kill Tony, in the modern era, right now, that there's only one way to end a show like this.
57:22Ladies and gentlemen, we've been through so much together over the last 13 years, And now I truly believe we have a Frankenstein-like character on our hands who, even though he's literally never performed in New York, his concise writing, delivery, and execution reminds me of many great New York comedians. This is his New York debut. It is his Madison Square Garden debut. And it brings me so much joy to bring up one of my current favorite comedians as I present to you, The Real Deal, not O 'Neill!
58:27Folks!
58:34Anytime I hear a white guy say, I have black friends, I always think the same thing. Traitor.
58:49And you know, black guys can be really homophobic Which is why I keep my wallet in my asshole
58:59Safety first, you know
59:05I recently learned about the black Israelites If you're not familiar with that term it refers to the ones in the ovens.
59:21Uh...
59:27Okay, I don't want to offend any Holocaust deniers. Uh... Holocaust deniers, they refuse to believe somebody tried killing all the Jews. Uh, apparently they never met one.
59:45Went to the Holocaust Museum recently. Not exactly what I call art. Fucking pile of shoes. Those Jews have terrible taste. Okay, calm down, everybody. I can make these jokes. I'm underweight, too. Uh... Now, obviously, anti-Semitism's been on the rise again. Especially among younger generations, and I think I know why. Toy train menorahs. I'm not making this up. These are available online. I literally run ahead and purchased this one. It says in big letters on the front, all aboard the Hanukkah train.
1:00:32You know how many poor souls already fell for this catchy tagline in the 40s?
1:00:44Now it's being profited off of once again unbelievable. And I know you're thinking these are manufactured by Hamas or Marjorie Taylor Greene. Nope, this is true. You can look it up. They are sold by a company named Zion Judaica. Is there nothing these people won't do to make a fucking dollar? Selling out their own ancestors. When I googled Menorah Train, I was looking for some black Jewish porn. but I live in Texas so I got this horse shit okay thank you ladies and gentlemen one more time for the great Pat O 'Neill you did it again Pat you are the fucking man guys real quick tell Pat how much you love him because we have a 1 minute 30 seconds brutal jokes in a good way just fucking great man you're in the right city for that material young man great job, very funny, really witty really quick, and you can tell that you don't mean any of that shit, so that's good Randolph Davies Pat, Pat, it's my first time seeing you live, you have the same body as my 12 year old daughter but you are one of the funniest motherfuckers I've ever seen, so great job ripping it and taking advantage of the opportunity thank you brother Pat, we love you, we gotta put a ribbon on this show we have 25 seconds left, we love you Pat O 'Neill How about one more time for the great Adam Ray, The Adam Ray Show every Friday on Netflix.
1:02:12One more time. How loud can this place get for the great Jim Norton, huh?
1:02:19And one more time for Kiltonian reigning defending guests of the year, Rob Schneider, everybody. We love you, Red Band. Love you, Red Band. Thank you. Good night. Your Lucy Breaker joke of the night goes to Ari Maddy for the Down Syndrome joke. Thank you to Dedrick Flynn, Aaron Belisle, Mike Minoy, Ari Matty, Rob Schneider, Febby, David Lucas, Pat O 'Neil, Christina Mariani. We love you. Thank you. Good night, everybody. grilling!
1:03:06Shhh save the photos. Ten o 'clock.
1:03:13Sweet.
1:03:23Wow!
1:03:24Brian Redban:We're just in the limit. See if everything's okay, right guys? Everybody good? Hey Jimmy! Fucking hell man, what a venue. What a venue! Nice to see you man. Nice to see you man. I don't know if I was a celebrity. I always think that's in the club. How are you leading? You good? Thanks for having me, man. The legs are there. That was always fun. No, it was good. You have to make sure you have enough time to get there. All the guys are going to come for... We'll get them all. Yeah, let's promote the fuck out of the movie. For sure. You're the fucking man. Thank you so much for making this show. Oh, it was a pleasure, man.
1:04:09I'll call the guys to see if you want to come out. Oh, that was so good. Thanks to you, man. It's the 2026 clock game. It's beautiful. It's so fun. You've been so great for all of us. These are my friends. It's Eric and Abby. Hey, Tony. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Thanks for making it up. Yeah, great job. I know. I know. We love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
1:04:38Good job. I love you. We love you.
1:04:50That's great.
1:04:56That's the green room, green room right there. Oh, yeah. That's the green room, green room right there. I mean, I need to find my phone. Oh yeah, your phone is in the room next to somebody's... Oh yeah. Sorry, excuse me.
1:05:23You're doing great. I was nervous. I was nervous. It's such a whole different thing. It feels like I'm like...
1:05:31Brian Redban:In a weird way with you, and this sounds crazy, it's probably an insult to both you and Shane, but it feels like we're like watching Shane now. Shane? But like few, you know what I mean? She's, I don't know, four weeks. Like in that like final hunger, like right before he did like that creak where it's like, you know, you're about to make whatever you make of all this, it's going to get 70 fucking or 80 million views. It's going to be crazy. Amazing. So, so diabolical. I will. And I guarantee you it inspires people like all of us. Everyone who loves this shit and inspires everybody to be like, I want another fucking two-minute job.
1:06:22Wow. So great. You took a show that people weren't familiar with. I feel like I'm all quite a motion. Everything in the world. You're up in the air. Sorry to interrupt. Great show. You did a great show. Thank you very much for coming. I appreciate you. Thank you very much. I don't know what it is. I don't wanna see what they're doing. I like that this is that. But the way to get to watch you do it tonight, they feel bad in the audience. It's so great. Thank you, dude. I saw the mic. I had that in my fanny pack when they pulled me on Netflix because I always saw how you would ask people in it. And then I sent the pictures of myself on Netflix when I was like, I'm supposed to do so much better.
1:07:07And I'm just wearing this huge fanny pack way down low that I wouldn't train. Yeah, and then he falls in a row. That'd be a good one. So we'll see.
1:07:19You wanna play with Claire? Fuck yeah. Here you go, Red Bee. Thank you. Thank you. Go to my fucking room. What's wrong with your room? No, go to my room and get some drinks. Alright, Nathan, you're perfect. I think I'm going to bring you to Sniper tomorrow. I think this is not the venue to show. Oh, it's a great sniper. We ain't going out. We're not drinking. That's my brother, Donnie. Yeah. My brother. My older brother. At 12 years old. Correct. Correct. This is incorrect. I knew you were going to say that. I'm like, why am I not wearing a suit this week? Jimmy's going to make that.
1:08:13I can tell you. I can tell you right now.
1:08:46So not only are they doing different sets, but that means that both Ari and Matty and Pat O 'Neil. Yeah, give some Ari's coming. Here, let me do this so that you got the whole kit and caboodle. I love it. I love it. You're such a professional. This is fucking cool. So crazy. I mean, the fact that we can literally do whatever we want. The fact that I'm texting you, you're the only person that texting. It's really crazy. It's a dumb show. And it's funny because we didn't play all our time anymore. The fact that we do it every year. The fact is that was a hardz...
1:10:00I like that. I like you to switch it up with high-eat music. You want to lose the show? Yeah, I just do a joke about that thing before I had it. I was like, why the fuck does anybody believe in me, dude? And why don't you act? I'm like, I'm making it up. Everything else is made up. Oh. You got it. That's good. The light costs$50 and it broke right away. Go for it. I'm getting caught. play! , Brad was great. Geez,
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