Microsoft’s UNREAL Expectations of Xbox Revealed! - Kinda Funny Games Daily 10.23.25

32:35Blessing Adeoye Jr.:no like xbox owns so many studios now that like i if we look at a list and this is gonna be a terrible list to do so i never want to do this right but like who we sense to death i could if I needed to close studios. I feel like you could probably make a list of like, I was going to say Call of Duty support studios, but I guess not even those, right? Because it is such a balancing act of who's doing what and what is like, where can you cut costs in ways that people won't notice? Double Fine, I think, has the thing of, cool, they put out Keeper. So many people don't know that Keeper even exists, but also they can give you another Psychonauts 3, and that's something that's in the game of the year conversations and something that I'm sure will sell fine and might not hit that 30%, but I also don't think it will cost as much as a fable or Forza or any of that other shit that Microsoft even cares that much.

33:22Yeah.

33:22Blessing Adeoye Jr.:But also this is, this is me speaking out my ass, bringing us some super chats before we transition to some other part of the show, uh, motor world hype, uh, super chats that says blessing is cooking right now. I've been under similar mandates and it is not great to say the least. I'm concerned about the effect the Xbox situation will have on the games industry as a whole. Uh, programmer Sid says Microsoft reported over$100 billion, in the last fiscal year, and somehow that's not good enough. Oh, man. Bing, bing, bing. Yeah. Foxy Steve says, this feels like Microsoft's setting margins purposely high as a scapegoat to lay off workers in closed studios.

33:58I mean, bing, bing, bing. Yeah, exactly, right? All this corporate maneuvering bullshit. Again, to explain it to your shareholders. Here's why we laid all these people. They weren't making the accountability margin. You don't have to bring up that it's 30%. You don't have to bring up that the industry standard is way lower than that.

34:14Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Yeah. in a good time especially on xbox like damn like xbox isn't even making that the the like average there right of what we're talking about like what 17 to 23 like xbox i guess in 2023 here that they meant that they referenced they're coming in between 10 and 20 yeah and now the number is 30 yeah toast says thank you for the keeper spoilers i had no plans to play that game before the spoiler cast it's been a great experience oh nice if you play keeper this weekend remember of course the second half of The Keeper review is a spoiler cast where I left because I haven't played it yet. And the gentlemen all ran through what they did.

34:49I like that a lot. Guitar Hero Arrow says, with each passing day, the Activision buyout makes the Xbox One design and reveal look even more like a genius move by comparison.

34:59Blessing Adeoye Jr.:I want to bring in one from Mango Syndrome. Please do. Most journals hyped the Activision buyout. Now this. I don't. I guess maybe I'm reading different journals than you are, but I don't recall. I guess from the at least on the journalist side of the games media stuff people hyping up the Activision buyout yeah I guess I remember people having discussions on like if there's pros maybe the pro is Bobby Kotick getting out of here but yeah I don't know I feel like people make shit up in regards to that shit I mean we talked about it for so fucking long and I don't know who you're reading I don't know if you're considering us or whatever like not that I'm saying nobody's doing it because I definitely saw people on Twitter doing it but I don't think I saw games journalists doing that.

35:45There's so many. There's a lot of birthday taxes. We'll get to those later. This is Fallen stuff. We'll end on here. Onimus Prime says, as an Xbox fan, it bums me out how Microsoft messed this up. Since 2015, Xbox has been putting themselves in a space to compete with PlayStation again, delivering exclusives. That changed after Activision Blizzard King. Exclusives matter. We shall see. We shall see. Play Outer Worlds on your PlayStation. this week when it comes out there was one that IGN had an attitude of just get this done which we definitely had by the end of it

36:19Blessing Adeoye Jr.:yeah I think there was that tiredness people are also referencing things that aren't journals I guess people are talking about you're talking specifically about a Rebecca Valentine and Jason Schreier yeah I'm talking about like people who know what they're talking about type shit you know what I mean I'm talking about people who are like actually like I guess in the know of the industry I don't think we're hyping it up that much I think if you're just talking about YouTubers and you're talking about yeah people just talking on TikTok top idiots like us whatever the x cast was i forget the breakdown if people were i mean i've i remember there being a lot of i remember hey we like phil spencer but this in xbox but this could be bad but it could be good we don't know i i remember my stance being corporate consolidation is very scary and i don't think i like this and that's and and i think that's a whole different thing right of like who you go to to hear what opinions but if you just talk about the internet yeah the internet's gonna hype shit up because the internet's stupid okay people are calling out podcast unlocked was for it.

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41:30$4.99 and only at 7-11. Followed through 82526. Participating stores only while supplies last. Visit store for full terms. Number three on the Roper Report. 3D Dudley Boys never forget. Happy retirement. Kirby Air Riders Roundup. We're going to go from Josh Coulson over at The Gamer. Kirby Air Riders Direct includes first looks at story mode, even more amiibo come on we were all like what else could they say for an hour road trip was just one of the new details about kirby air riders that sakurai managed to fill an hour with the veteran game developer also confirmed the return of top ride top ride is a top down mode that was part of the original kirby air ride and it is now confirmed to be coming back in the sequel air riders will also have a stadium mode the most exciting part of which will be his versus boss feature saddle up your cart sorry sakurai machine uh and take on one giant robot version of king robo dead today doesn't need a machine he can transform into a giant car after which he will proceed to blast poor little kirby with a giant laser yes day-to-day is a decepticon now i'm starting to think this game might have everything i should proofread this a bit more i could i could have pared that down and i'm still not done towards the end of today's direct sakurai took us on a deep dive into the upcoming games cosmetics its machines have a lot of customization options so that they can you can make them your own as do the characters themselves i was skeptical when a section titled headwear began but as soon as sakurai gave waddle d a top knot i had to stop myself from closing the stream and heading directly to our kirby air riders pre-order guide kirby and waddle uh amiibo were revealed as part of the initial air riders direct and three more characters were confirmed to be joining them during this one metanite king day today and chief kawasaki uh will all be getting amiibo with matching machines and all the riders can be removed from machines and placed into different ones it's going to cost you if you want all five though the direct close to reveal that demos for air riders uh demos for air riders will be running starting november 8th ahead of the game's full launch on november 20th here's the thing greg

43:33Blessing Adeoye Jr.:you know i'll stand by the fact that when it comes to the xbox acquisition i don't remember being in strong support of it yeah what i do remember though is saying that this game doesn't need to cost 70 what do you feel now though look at all these amiibos i've not watched the full direct but i've seen so much stuff come out of it where i'm like shit maybe this shit deserves

43:57Blessing Adeoye Jr.:because apparently this shit has a story mode has so many different things you got modes how many modes you want we got them we got the modes on you i i want to read this next one from sakurai because this is less about the details of the direct and more so about one of his quotes coming out of it, essentially saying that like Kirby Air Riders after this is done. This is from Chris Skolian at Video Games Chronicle. While concluding an hour long Kirby Air Riders Direct, which broke down the game in great detail, Sakurai explained that its existence was made possible because fans wanted to see it happen and that the resulting game is the completed work.

44:31Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Quote, in this day and age, creating a game and bringing it to life takes a surprising amount of effort, he said. but i think that's reflected in the final product so i hope you enjoy it i do believe the passionate support from fans was a big reason why this game was made you have to spend time and money to make games so those wishes aren't always granted knowing that i'm grateful both for the support shown to the previous game and that thanks to that support and the efforts of a great many people we were able to make this game a reality he then added quote just so you know we're not planning any dlc everything is here also i'm not planning on making this an ongoing series i've thrown everything I have into this game from the start so I hope you don't miss this opportunity end quote.

45:10Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Good for him. I like all that. Is this going to sell? You know what? I think it'll do what it needs to. I mean it's not going to be in the list of top 15 best selling Switch 2 games that you can't nerd out about but I think they know that and also I think they know the power of Nintendo IP especially when you get into Sakurai. Like I know I know mainstream doesn't understand Yeah but we do We do And I also think that Sakurai is so Like passionate about Making his games like a All encompassing I'm gonna throw everything I have I think that'll shine through I think that'll actually reach people The$70 I think is gonna be the biggest hurdle For this game to get over as far as people being like Oh you want to buy a third kart racer This year for$70 And it's a weird one to two button game That like is Kirby based I think that's going to be a big sell for people, but I think they all know that.

46:07Blessing Adeoye Jr.:And I also think, I think this game is going to do fine. It's a main, it's like a Nintendo highlight of the year. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, I mean, they're making it a big deal. I mean, two giants are X for it, obviously. It's just one for me that like, I just go, okay. And I mean, not every game's for everybody. I get it. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah. Okay. Good for you. I can't wait to try it out. Honestly, I played the demo and I enjoyed what I played at the demo, but reading about so much more of the stuff that they're adding here, I'm like, yo, this looks fucking so you're in now I'm in yeah you're gonna do the same thing okay well good for you I'm looking forward to your review you're reviewing it now oh cool I feel like Tim shit yeah I bet you probably have to fight Tim for it you know what I mean number four speaking of prices Assassin's Creed Shadows on Switch 2 is$80 this is Chris Cullion at VGC I forgot I forgot this story was in here following months of speculation Ubisoft has finally confirmed that Assassin's Creed Shadows is coming to Nintendo Switch 2 the Switch 2 version of the game will be released on December 2nd and will include touch screen support making it easier for players to navigate menus, maps, and their hideout the Switch 2 version will include all the content updates that have been introduced since the game was released on other platforms with the exception of the Claws of Awaji expansion which won't be added to the Switch 2 until early next year according to Ubisoft the Switch 2 version will cost $79.99 in both physical and hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on there's been an update to the story during the show coming from the same VGC article.

47:31Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Update. This came at 1736 o 'clock BST time. I don't know what the fuck fake time that is. An earlier version of this story included an$80 price point supplied by Ubisoft, which appears to be an error. VGC is seeking clarification. All I'm saying is if Jordan Midler wrote this article, we wouldn't have this problem. But it was Ubisoft, though. I'm just saying if Jordan Midler wrote this article at VGC instead of Chris Sculling, we wouldn't have this. Other sites were citing it as$80 too. Well, they're citing VGC because the VGC.news is where you go get all your news. Well, yeah, but VGC is citing Ubisoft because Ubisoft said$80.

48:06Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. I'm just saying Jordan Midler is so large that he wouldn't have got this wrong. You're right. It would have taken him so much slower to write the article with his huge fingers.

48:16Blessing Adeoye Jr.:He was like, ah, shit. By the time he would have done it, Ubisoft would have updated and it would have been fine. Don't worry about it. We were saying the Amazon pre-order is$60. Okay, that's better because, dude, I was getting ready. Oh, man. I was making jokes about this with Roger already, so I was going to recycle some of those jokes here. Roger just gassing you up out there, getting even more mad. I was like, it felt like, you know how comedians will go to a small comedy club to practice their material before they go on to the big stage? I was doing that with Roger. I like that. I like that.

48:42Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Now I can't use those jokes anymore, so you'll never hear them, guys. Fuck, that sucks. Sorry. Cool that it's coming to Switch, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. It's the usual Switch or Nintendo problem. We have third-party support. Games are a year old. Like, who fucking cares? Yeah, it's touchscreen. yeah I know I like that so it'll make it easier it's like was it hard was I having a hard time Roger made the good point during my tie five that like obviously that's going to be a mobile feature like they're planning on porting this to mobile probably that's probably why it has the touchscreen stuff interesting okay I'll take it uh let's move on to the story number five see if this one gets debunked in the middle of reading it Elden Ring for Nintendo Switch 2 just got hit with another delay this is Austin Manchester at Polygon Nintendo Switch 2 players looking forward to venturing through the lands between are going to have to wait a bit longer from software announced on thursday that elden ring tarnished edition is being delayed from its 2025 release window to sometime next year the studio notes that while development on the nintendo switch to port quote continues wholeheartedly towards release uh from software has quote decided to move the launch to 2026 to allow time for performance adjustments according to a post on x from the elden ring account quote we apologize to players looking forward to the game and thank you for your patience and support.

49:55Interesting. Yeah. What it was games. Come where there was like, Hey, this thing runs like dog shit and everybody dogpiled it. And then it was packs where people are like, Hey, it runs better.

50:06Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Yeah. I think I might've been one of those people. I played it at packs and I was like, Oh, you know, it doesn't run the best, but it's not, it's not like offended by this. I'm not offended by how it runs because it's literally Elden ring on a switch. Yeah. Hearing that they're going to polish it more. Hell yeah. Like get this thing to work and actually run in a way where I I'm like, hey guys, recommendable. You guys should play it on Switch 2. You gotta get to that place. If Final Fantasy 7 Remake can run that well on Switch 2, if Cyberpunk 2077 can run that well on Switch 2, we can get Elden Ring there.

50:38Okay. Are people bummed out? I mean, I know people are looking forward to it.

50:42Blessing Adeoye Jr.:I'm sure Frum's bummed out, because now they gotta release it the same year as Duskbloods. Maybe they pushed that back, too. Oh, I hope not. There you go. Are you stoked for Duskbloods? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. After night rain yeah i was gonna say because like night i think before night rain i was kind of like uh i don't want to multiplayer from soft thing and then night rain came out you know that was actually pretty good it was like it's it's on paper okay but like in in action when you play that game it's like oh well there's actually a lot of fun to be had here i think dustbloods might align with that the main thing i'm worried about is it being in another online game from from soft also being exclusive to the switch switch to like that's going to be that's a meeting of companies that are behind the curve of online you're like none of you have gotten it right none of you have nailed this yet we're bringing it all together i don't know about i don't trust nintendo and i don't trust from when it comes to online but i'm sure it'll be fun i trust them when it comes to gameplay okay fair enough uh whenever that game comes out you know that it's going to be big news.

51:44But blessings say, I was sick of all the big news and I wanted something smaller. Where should I go?

51:49Blessing Adeoye Jr.:You can go to our last news story, the Wii News channel. We'll recover all the small news items you need to know about. Number six, the Wii News. From Polygon, Steam has a new calendar feature. Let's see some images, Kevin. Steam is rolling out a new tool to help users wade through the sea of endless new releases. Announced Tuesday, the personal calendar will display a snapshot of games that have recently released and those coming in the near future. I love this. I saw this yesterday, clicked into my calendar, and it's really cool. Yeah, it shows your wish lists and, like, organizes them, and then also just games that you're probably interested in, but you can turn all that stuff off easy.

52:23Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Okay. And I've been asking for an automated calendar for so long just from, like, any platform that wants to do it, like, whether it is, like, these, like, Backlog.com, which I think Backlog has a version of it. Steam doing it natively in their thing, fucking chef's kitchen. Where do I see the calendar? so that's the tough thing is i haven't i i opened it on my browser uh-huh through the link on polygon i didn't check to see i didn't check to see how you do it on the on my wish list options no no uncle leo recommendations oh here is you found it yeah under recommendations my personal calendar oh release the last month released in the last what's coming up for you what's steam telling you that you got to play uh well let's go upcoming okay okay okay it's telling me i love the frosty glide ninja gaiden 4 because it has no idea who the fuck i am uh bloodlines which i already own but whatever rv there yet because you guys are always playing it i probably wish listed dispatches on here katamari bounty star which i just can't get hyped for really every time i see bounty star i'm like that's not me i want to try that one radio light oh i what i like about this is that it has three sections so the first section is released in the last month yeah The second section is released in the last seven days, and then the third section is like the upcoming thing.

53:40Blessing Adeoye Jr.:This is organized perfectly. Whoever worked on this page, I think, nailed it as far as what it needs to be. It's recommended a game I've never heard of, and they might have nailed it. Radio Light. And that's like a radio and like a light bulb light. Radio Light. Ashwood Creek, 1985. A child disappears without a trace. A local policeman is drawn to the national park seeking the truth. Mysterious radio signals beckon him further and further. investigate survive and face the unknown in radio light in 80s thriller by solo dev christoph nest no no nestle huh this calendar is walking sim huh oh this looks cool this looks fucking rat yeah you know it's i feel like it's been a minute since a good walking sim yeah oh that was scary got a little like fire watchy kind of thing unless like you count dead take i guess dead take when's this out walking sim what is this i'm buying it when's it out is this is it horror-ish?

54:34Oh, it's out right now. Okay. Is it like horror or is it... I mean, that's what it said. It looks like over there. It's an 80s thriller. Steam Decompatibility Unknown, but don't worry about it.

54:44Blessing Adeoye Jr.:This calendar is how I'm learning that Hotel Barcelona came out earlier this month. See, that's how you got to do it. That's crazy. And hold on. I'm agreeing. Hold on. Now I'm looking at the... I'm buying Radio Light just like that. Thank you, Steam, for your cool calendar. Hold up. I'm looking at a game coming out October... Oh, 22nd, called hyperbeat this shit looks rad embark as a knight in order but as a night night in an order chasing their potential featuring an original soundtrack precision rhythm gameplay character customization and a story following an ensemble cast i'm looking at it and it looks like an old like ps2 enhanced enhanced studios games game you know what i mean oh sure hell yeah yeah this looks fucking cool huh good job steam everyone go check this out like i said if you're on your steam you can go to the store where I was, right?

55:31Is that what I did? Yeah, the store. Then for me, it was recommendations, carrot, and then explore my calendar. Fuck yeah, that's pretty fucking rad. Alright, I like this a lot. Oh, and you can hide your wish listed games too. Yes. Oh. Oh. As I said, and I know I'm the first to say it in a long time, Steam pretty cool. Pretty cool. I said that on last week's Gamescast. Why can't we have this on the PlayStation store? Oh, I'd break. From GamesRadar, Crafton says it will be an AI first company. Craft and CEO Kim Chang-Han says the company, quote, will expand the growth opportunities of each member through the AI first strategy, expand creative attempts centered on player experience, and lead AI innovation in the game industry as a whole, end quote.

56:17Blessing Adeoye Jr.:That's the Wii News version of it. If you go and read the full article, if you heard that and you're like, man, they're saying that with their full chest like that, read the whole thing. It's even worse. They're saying it with their full chest. Hey, AI is the fucking mandate. AI first. That's what we're doing here. If you even thought there was going to be a good crafting game coming up anytime soon, that is, see you later. The Hi-Fi Rush soundtrack is going to be all AI. Oof. Kingdom Come Deliverance 2's Final Story DLC is out November 11th. Pokemon, the trading card, the card, no, the TCG. What is it?

56:51Pokemon TC Pocket. Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying the card game. Pokemon TCG Pocket Mega Rising expansion launches October 30th Bluey's Quest for the Gold Pen has been announced for Xbox, PlayStation Switch, Mobile, and PC you see this one? no I did not Kevin can I get a trailer for Bluey's Quest for the Gold Pen thank you very much Neo Pets Mini no Mega Mini Games Collection launches March 26, 26 on PlayStation 5, Switch, and PC this is my Bluey's Quest for the Gold Pen I appreciate that I was a big Neo Pets kid Sonic Rumble launches November 5th on mobile and PC and Sonic Racing Cross Worlds has surpassed 1 million copies.

57:27Joker is now out as DLC. We are looking at his Bluey drawing at her kitchen table. As you'd expect. Here comes Bandit. Oh, are we going to do it in the page? Are we going to be characters in the page? A new Bluey adventure game. Original story from the show's creator. Bluey's quest for the gold pen. Pre-order now. Oh, that's all we got. All right. Well, I'm telling you. Oh, and it's all on the Mac. Pre-order on the... Oh, okay. It's on everything. I wonder how mobile-y it'll be. I mean, yeah. But I'll put it on my wish list so I know. Red Blue Reclaimer says I didn't know Bluey was a girl. She is a girl.

58:00Blessing Adeoye Jr.:It looks like, yeah, it's going to be like a 2D. On the page? I would like that. You know, I've been bummed out. Nick Toon's Dice of Destiny. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It looks like a kid's version of an ARPG, right? And I booted it up for Ben, and I'm like, you can be a Ninja Turtle. You can be SpongeBob. And he wasn't having it. He wanted to go back to playing Skate. He wanted to go back to playing Spider-Man. And I was like, damn, I'm interested. I want to play this one, Ben. I got to do it when he goes to bed. Escape from Duck Off has sold 1 million copies. Insane. You were talking about that the other day.

58:32Yeah, when he sold to 500 ,000. They sent you a code. They were so excited to see you talk about it. They did send you a code. Yeah. I haven't booted it up yet, but it looks cool. And then possibly the biggest news of the day, the Rhythm Cross roguelite action game Ratatan has surpassed cumulative sales of 100 ,000 copies during its Steam early access period. a major update is scheduled for October 30th and you know your boy Greg Miller will be there once again for the spiritual successor to Patapon you've been playing Rattaton? I did that one big flight of it early access is always that thing of how much am I committed to it so I did 6 hours on a flight or whatever and it was like started off being like oh I wish it was just Patapon and by the end I was like I get it I get what we're doing and this is cool but it was more of that it's review season there's a million things to play and what is going to keep me going It's on my wish list.

59:18Blessing Adeoye Jr.:I saw like one trailer of it that looked really cool. And I was like, oh, this might be a me type of game. Yeah. And then your final news, Wii news, but it could be big news. But I think we heard it's just Wii news. We do have your Fallout Day 2025. Everything announced. We are reading from Michael Kripes Report at IGN.com. I'm going to just read the big bullet points. If there's something we need to dive into, let it go. Also, we got to talk about this. I know this is how it works. I understand this. but I'm being served the ad here on the thing for the movie Regretting You it stars McKenna Grace who is now an adult but I still think of her as Phoebe Spangler the little ghostbuster so I do not like seeing her in this intimate embrace with this man I didn't know where you're going with that she is a child I know she is not but she will always be a child that's like me whenever I see Maybe from Arrested Development fair enough she's in so many things now kids be growing up I understand kids are growing up but it's just I feel like Ghostbusters Afterlife was like last year and I realized even that said it was four years ago it's not that long I mean listen Arrested Development was like 20 years ago anyways Fallout Day report from IGN goes like this celebrating 10 years of Fallout 4 with an anniversary edition and Nintendo Switch 2 so Fallout 4 anniversary edition is going to come to Nintendo Switch 2 it'll be bundled with all the DLCs of course it's also coming to Fallout 4 anniversary edition has a November 10th release date platforms remain unclear for now but Bethesda at least confirms Fallout 4 will be coming to Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026.

1:00:48So there's a anniversary edition coming you assume to everything else on November 10th and then later on there it is. Okay, cool. Obsidian Entertainment shows up to celebrate Fallout New Vegas and reveal a new bundle. The Fallout New Vegas 15th anniversary edition bundle is available to pre-order right now from the Gear Store. You get your big Victor statue. It's not even a remaster. It's just the ultimate edition. That sucks.

1:01:12Blessing Adeoye Jr.:that super sucks i mean it's cool but like yeah i want a remaster we're gonna celebrate new vegas let's celebrate new vegas fallout comes to the real world there's like halloween horror night stuff fall shelter celebrates its 10-year anniversary uh fall 76 heads into its next year with burning springs i previewed this of course this is walter gaggins uh coming to fall out 76 um they put a date on it we said this oh here we go uh nope ign doesn't have a date for i thought i saw in there didn't chat didn't there was a date on the 76 expansion it's not in the uh article yet ryan wind so nothing no december 2nd says mr hawks is when you can play the new fall out 76 expansion which i played and enjoyed and i will also come back for yeah but what are we doing the show's coming out in december you gotta have a skew this is what they have out in december the fall 76 expansion yeah if you don't think that the fallout 76 either before i'm sorry fallout season two episodes either start before or end with uh this trailer probably of it's me the ghoul and i'm in fall 76 come play with me right now blah blah and they'll probably do some kind of wait is fall 76 free to play i know there's a you have to buy fall 76 anymore listen I know on Game Pass I was going to say Every game is free to play For three hundred and something dollars a year On Xbox Game Pass Also

1:02:41Blessing Adeoye Jr.:I love the fucking shit Okay You have to pay Here's the thing Yeah Your cousin's partner Watches the Fallout TV show Season 2 for the first time They're like Wow I want to play a video game You can point them to Fallout 76 That's what they're going to try to do Yuck Hey Remaster a game Dang it What about Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition? Oh, let's move on. Which they've already played, obviously, probably after last year. You can get this on Switch, too. Honestly, that's not bad. Like, hey, if you have a title possible. It would be... It is... Here's what we got to say. I'm at least thankful that there's something new in 76 tied to the show for the show.

1:03:25It was such a gaffe last time around of Season 1, and everybody wants to play Fallout, and it felt like everybody was like, oh, we didn't expect this. Yeah. And so like Fallout 4 is top of Steam charts. I went and played a bunch of 76 and fell in love with what it is. Like there was all this. Like, yes. All that said, when they were like at the end of season one, spoilers for the end of season one, season two, we're going to New Vegas. The fact that nobody went ring-a-ding-ding, stop everything we're doing. Why are we doing the Elder Scrolls remastered? Remaster Fallout New Vegas right fucking now.

1:03:58Right now.

1:03:59Blessing Adeoye Jr.:I want to throw no shade to Oblivion Remaster. They remastered that for no reason. New Vegas is right fucking there. Not saying that you shouldn't get to the Oblivion Remaster, but yeah, you're right. At the very least, Fallout 3 Remastered should be launching aside this as well. Yeah. So that there is, and again, I'm not the smartest man in the fucking room, but would they sell Oblivion for$70? I imagine they did, and I know Game Pass or whatever, but like, what? What? What? What? What? What? What? Like you need 30. You got to have your fucking employee profit investment margin up 30%. And nobody's like, you know what?

1:04:36We should fucking do the game that everybody thinks is the best fallout. New Vegas. Why don't we fucking remaster that? And at the very least do fallout three remaster to put out. Cause people bought these games. They already put all this off.

1:04:49Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Dude, I'd be so fucking down for a fall three remaster. And you know, it's coming and I can't fucking wait, but why, you know, and I'm going to turn on new Vegas or now it was 76. and I'm going to go play 76 and do the bounties. I enjoyed what I played, but I'm not going to be. I'm happy for you. I'm not going to. I ain't. I'm not going to be. I'm not going to fall down another hundred hour hole for this thing. Yeah. I'm going to boot it up. Remember my character's way OP. Do the thing I needed. Or maybe I will just keep playing Outer Worlds 2. I don't even want to talk shit about Fallout 76 because I know it's good now, right?

1:05:20Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Yeah. It's good. Okay. Yeah. I know it's good now, but it ain't it for you. That's not what I'm. That's not. I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. That's it for Wii News, everybody. We did it. It was a big Wii News. It was a big Wii News, but we had a lot of fun here. Let's check in on the old super chats before we get out of here.

1:05:39Admiral Redbeard, Greg, can you explain how you and Tim reviewed Pokemon? Did they send you two codes or did you all share? Nope. My, as usual, bullying tactic worked and we got two codes. Let me tell you, if we had one code and we shared it, that'd be a violation of rules. and we'd be a lot of trouble. Yeah, Nintendo doesn't like that shit. No way. Josh G says, I'll spend$40 on the chief Kawasaki amiibo. Chef Kawasaki. Chef Kawasaki.

1:06:04Blessing Adeoye Jr.:You know, the chef. Great googly moogly. That's his catchphrase. Yeah, and Kirby right back at you.

1:06:12Alvarado CN says, gaming adjacent, ice is moving in force to San Francisco, according to the San Francisco Chronicle, just in time for GDC. Yes, we are aware that ice is invading San Francisco. Fuck ice. There are many protests. fuck ice into the ground of course uh yeah there's a lot of stuff going on out here and it's just shocking that ice just keeps coming to these blue states and blue cities i digress but you know it's out of control bringing the national guard why not why not just bulldoze half the fucking white house too and add a giant ballroom we don't need i i hate it when i walk outside and it's a war zone

1:06:40Blessing Adeoye Jr.:in daily in daily city oh my god it's the worst out there you know the area it's the it's a bad uh christians ruiz says greg which is better star well he missed the bell starfield which is an insult or outer worlds too you'll have to find out in the review we're doing right after this uh gary says greg where's your sweater from xbox is dead by 2030 uh this uh sweater is from homage homage homage it's homage but if you're aren't familiar with the word starts with an h they have a bunch of amazing stuff oh yeah uh admiral redbeard says two more dollars for bullying you're welcome thank you i will bully any of these big corporations to send us extra codes uh inner jet stream super chatted and said sending love from one of the ups drivers you entertain every day y 'all have changed my life for the better and i can't thank you enough we're happy to be there for you on your ride stay hydrated and depending on where you are stay warm or stay cold you know what i mean uh opulent pasta in the chat live says i liked stella's comment on their replay of outer worlds one that starfield was sterile and outer worlds had more flavor we'll see what stella thinks of outer world too because of course she is joining us for this review alongside Paris Lily.

1:07:48It's a jam-packed cast.

1:07:49Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Man, Starfield. Remember that one? Yeah, that's crazy. Expansions are coming soon. That game came out. This week we had a news article about it, didn't we? Where they were like, ah, it's the procedural generation that killed it. Oh, that didn't make the thing? That didn't make it. No. Whatever. Alex J. Sandoval. That didn't make anything. Console soldiers should direct there. You talked about it positively at the actual corporation and execs laying people off, not people who talk and speculate and have no impact on business decisions. Thank you. Phil of the Trucker says, activision bill is due but microsoft started buying studios after sony started paying studios to keep games off of xbox well for the record x playstation's always been fucking paying people to keep games off of xbox you know what never mind uh there's a lot i'm jumping through now to do some stuff here omega buster says greg now that you're a pc gamer just wanted to send you a weekly reminder to shower that's good that's good that's good and it was you know funny too the other day it was on stream it was on stream maybe it wasn't maybe it was a private conversation but i'm gonna blow it up where andy was lamenting that he can't show his steam store when he wants to do stuff because there's always some fucking erotic bullshit fiction oh yeah because of how steam works and i think about all the time when i'm like what is happening at the store and i go there and it's like number three and top sellers is fucking you know dominatrix i you know i try to help him out because i was like i'd never seen that shit but i i after the show i was kind of thinking about it.

1:09:12Blessing Adeoye Jr.:I was like, is that his algorithm? Is that like an Andy thing? Where are you going? Kel Wren says, you can turn that off. Why would we want to? Alright, I'm in top sellers. Why would anyone want to disable that? Crosser 98, birthday tax been lurking since 2012. Thanks for getting me into podcasts. No problem. Thank you for hanging out. Brody Odie says, birthday tax. It's my birthday today. Is that how it works? I'm too afraid to ask. Thanks for everything y 'all do. October rules. Happy birthday, Brody Odie. Happy birthday, Crosser 98. Mr. Hawk celebrating fallout day says on this day in 2077 nuclear bombs decimated human civilization across the planet setting off a chain reaction that would eventually lead to a ghoulified Nick and Andy hosting KFAF.

1:09:53Happy fallout day. Happy fallout day to you too. Delco scooch says, Lowell Greg, I'm delivering right now. And when I read that out of context in the middle of the show, I thought you were having a baby. That's what I thought. Now that I've read the other UPS driver when I'm like, Oh, cool, cool, cool. It's so cool. We get to be with you through your workday like that. I like that a lot. I'm on the new releases. I've covered it. I'm looking at the top sellers. I'm not seeing any indie games. Here's the thing is I do think, and I'm going to ask everybody to put down your arms for two seconds. Just hear out my entire argument before you flip the fuck out.

1:10:24I do think it's based on your search history. And I say that as someone, when I did the skill up thing and I wanted to make fun of PC gamers, I was like, there's 1 ,800 games with erotic in the title. So I get served a lot of it. hey you googled erotic once what do you think of that you want to see this titty and i'm like you know what i do but yeah see let's because look down here new and trending fresh women season two jesus two seasons uh bunkered with femboy sleepover rewake jason coming of age like i again like wow i did it to myself i did it to my fucking self i had to make fun of pc that's at the bottom of my thing new and trending and escape from duck off everything else fucking perverted as shit yeah i'm just getting these extraction shooters is all i'm getting but bunkered with femboy no you know what i'm gonna play arc raiders one here's another thing i'd like to call out just for you and me that i think is interesting we like getting into the sausage of how video games are made right here on my steam page the banner ad is distant batch now available yeah do you find it interesting that they're clearly using a key art image from like before they changed characters around like blonde blazer is blonde she's not blonde in this and also this never this never happens in the game unless there's some future episode if there's a flash forward but i don't think that's what's gonna happen i just think it's interesting that that's clearly not what the most updated assets are but i digress everybody we've got to go review the outer worlds 2 with myself blessing andy paris lily and stella chung of course this has been the one the only the kind of funny games daily show i fucked all that up uh of course remember it's the nerdy news you need to know about each and every weekday kicks off a live programming day that's usually followed by the gamescast today followed by in review on top of that and then of course all sorts of manner of fun shows that you can get into a big day of content here i'm excited to finally talk about the outer worlds too remember if you're excited to hear about it i'd be excited if you went and got a kind of funny membership youtube.com slash kind of funny games patreon.com slash kind of funny to where apple spotify uh of course you could go to twitch you could do amazon prime sub all that stuff keep the lights and mics on ala ala kachamp says not enough femboys in outer world 2 for greg 7.5 y 'all be funny and i like that uh we gotta go do this review until next time what are you thinking about over there you're

1:12:43Blessing Adeoye Jr.:thinking real hard on that one i'm like is there no because i was going to the boys are in outer i was like is there a femboy because i feel like we're at the place where we can we can put femboys in video games you know what i mean yeah we put anybody in video games yeah i mean you'll be I'm surprised. I don't know if I've played an RPG yet that's had a fanboy. Until next time, everybody. It's been our pleasure to serve you.

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