PlayStation State of Play Coming Next Week!? - Kinda Funny Games Daily 09.16.25

39:15The latest ad shows the TV playing a blurred-out version of Mario Kart World with a voiceover saying, we all know the kart racing game. It's great. We don't need to show you it. You just watched the ad. You saw that. You know what happened here. Long-term Sega fans will recognize the ad as an homage to the company's infamous U.S. blast processing ad from the early 90s, where a TV showing... Kevin, can you find that, please? Sega Genesis has blast processing. Super Nintendo doesn't. So what's blast processing do?

39:42Oh, I didn't realize it was exactly like that.

39:51For audio listeners, it's like the exact style of commercial. I didn't realize that. There was a fart sound! There was a fart sound? Yes! The Sega Gen - Kevin, take a some fart sound. With a little white cargoes. And what if you don't have blast processing?

40:14Kind of a car fart. Oh, maybe it was a little sad trombone there. Yeah. Okay. That might have been the most excited I've ever got.

40:25The fart sounds confirmed.

40:31Oh, Lord. Both the old and new ads end with the slogan, Welcome to the Next Level, followed by Eraser shouting, sega in a very iconic fashion um cool love that let's have fun out here yeah i i i just i'm a sucker for the nostalgia stuff yeah me too you know uh paul rudd coming back for that nintendo commercial like all that stuff just makes me smile and yeah and it just gets me even more mad the fact that they haven't updated that stupid m &m's christmas commercial it does exist they do exist put that shit in widescreen what are we doing get it out get a celebrity to be santa claws like it's an easy win it is what celebrity you want seth rogan yeah yeah oh shit that's real and also paul bettany was my bet wonder he says yeah also the corona commercial

41:22another christmas one where it's the island yep and that shit's still in four three yeah and it's still gross looking like put some work into your marketing dude man we really really do louise tim also the guy at the corner store quit asking me if i have a 7-eleven card you know i don't i see you almost every day there's just another complaint i have wait at the corner store or at the 7-eleven local 7-eleven oh okay okay i mean what do you mean well i i don't know just corner store 7-eleven i thought just the guy like i crossed the street was asking for your 7-eleven card oh no no no no guy that said i understand i just wouldn't call 7-eleven a corner store I understand that it is, but because it's a brand, I'd call it a 7-Eleven.

42:00Oh, okay, okay. I feel like it stands above, stands alone. Because I didn't really grow up with 7-Elevens. We had like Circle K is what they were called. Would you call those corner stores or would you call them Circle K? They were all just corner stores. They were all corner stores, yeah. Interesting. Corner stores. I had a friend of mine who would enunciate the store, corner store. But anyway, this guy, do you have your number, sir? No, I don't have one of these cards. Yeah. I tried one time many years ago. I don't know what happened to that email. I don't have a, you see me almost every day.

42:29Just know to hit next, you know, unless your boss is around, you know? Yeah. I feel like you're trying to get some power up and war cards. You don't even want to trade in your fucking virtual. I'm not trying to get a burrito here. Yeah. Oh, Andy. What? I know we're already going long in this seat. Fucking sucks. What's going on with this? It's the worst. It's a whole goddamn thing. I've been getting so much shit on the internet and I deserve some of it sometimes. And even some of this shit I deserve. but i've been getting shit for my take on the virtual boy nintendo announced the virtual right right when it popped up i was like fuck yeah this is so stupid i love it like just that it's coming i think we had the same right reaction and uh then i was like i gotta be real i fucking hate the virtual boy i hated the games then i didn't want to play them then i don't want to play them now right and then what's so wrong about that then they showed the peripheral that you could actually buy the stupid piece of plastic these the stupid virtual boy itself and i go i'm fucking buying that 100 oh we knew you were yeah and the internet's mad at me now here's the thing couple things did i know the price was a hundred dollars when i said that no you should have known i'm still buying it andy no yeah but but here's the thing often what happens with these like uh showcase reactions is we react they don't tell us a lot of the bad news they don't tell us the pricing and then people get mad at our reactions in the clip outs without the context of us not knowing the bad news right right you know right so i'm like i just want that out there having said that to defend myself to some extent i support them doing weird things like this i have a collection i like i'm a retro nintendo fan specifically retro gaming fan so i'm like i like these things even if i don't like the console even if i don't like it it's like i like that they're doing this stuff so this is the type of thing i want to support because them getting this fucking weird means we might get a second screen ds attachment for the nintendo switch so that i can play pokemon soul silver in seven years right not allegedly you know what i mean right so i'm like that's where i'm at okay it's for collectors weirdos i'm a collector weirdo yeah i mean greg made a point of like i can't wait to see tim's dumb ass sitting at his desk like hunched over yeah but see that's what i don't want to play these fucking games oh no yeah put down hate ritual boy yeah no i think that's i think those are totally valid things thank you andy when we talked about even when we talked about the price i was like i'm not surprised by 100 bucks i mean not because i think it should be worth that much because whatever the price you think it should be tack on 40 and that's what you're gonna get here's the big problem with this stuff though and like i know we're already running late and like there's so much here that i don't even want to fucking have to go talk about it get into it i i've been talking about price a lot recently when it comes to a lot of games and stuff i've been getting real upset when decisions are made that i'm like that's fucking bullshit curbing the forgotten land why is that mario kart 8 should not be fucked or world should not be 80 dollars 80 dollars is 70 dollars i wouldn't give a shit at all that yes that's what games cost i'm fine with that 80s egregious for software what's going on here this hardware stuff the price of the amiibos bullshit why are these amiibos 50 dollars all that stuff this virtual boy thing 100 that's fucking insane do we know how much those samus on the bike is i think it's 50 bucks oh man i want it maybe 60 oh no yeah oh dude it's bad but here's the thing though it's the tariff stuff yeah and like that fucking sucks but like if the tariff shit wasn't a factor the stuff would be more expensive than we'd like it to be but it would not be this egregious expensive thing and i know that because the gamecube controllers and the um all the previous nso stuff were exactly what i said more than we want them to be but like reasonable like i get it that makes sense it's just now i'm like yeah 100 fuck that that's bullshit but i don't blame nintendo however i do think nintendo's taking advantage of the situation and i don't think that when all this fucking hellscape runs over if it ever is over that they're gonna fix that shit damn 50 bucks 60 bucks for that thing is that what you're seeing what i mean i don't know i was asking you though yeah uh kevin can you bring back up that virtual boy trailer whenever you get a chance just the very very very end of it because i just had a weird sort of observation is the is the font for virtual boy the same font that was used for ultra 64 that's cool yeah pretty cool it's pretty fucking cool man you would see that font back and they'd be like wow we're in the future yeah so they do have a cardboard version samus with the bikes 40 bucks the kirby one's 50 yes the cardboard version kevin i think is like 20 80 24 25 24.99 labo labo get that labo baby story number four here um nintendo fan spots unannounced character in mario brothers wonder uh this comes in the switch 2 trailer uh this from tom phillips at ign i'm just gonna jump to the chase at the two minute and one second mark there's a little mini game icon it's rosalina he gets to play as rosalina mario wonder fuck yeah dude nice my girl i love her so much do you think i can't wait to think ariana grandy's gonna play her in the movie me me and mike had a your mind is my mind moment the question was asked who's gonna play her i said all right i got a mike freaked he was like oh my god i was thinking the same thing fuck it's so good andy like i just works i want that so bad yeah i think she's too you okay yeah microphone i was tilted oh i think i got shocked no no i think she's too big ariana is a she's like five two she's she is huge man you know what i mean she's going on tour i mean she was in the okay but mario over a billion dollar movie true she was in fucking wicked i was gonna say yeah but that's It's like a vehicle for her.

48:30Right. You get what I'm saying? Like, that I think is a little bit different. That allows her to, like, make her little songs and, like, win EGOTs. I think I can get an EGOT one day. I truly believe in you. You're the most talented man I know. Oh, wow. Thank you. Yeah. What's the O? Oscar. Yeah. Oh, I love that, though. Ariana as Rosalina. I'm really, really, really into that. But I think it's unlikely. I can't think of who else is likely, though. It's kind of like. Maybe you just double pay. What's your face? Who pays beach? Give her like an extra 30 bucks. Man, I haven't had an outlet really to talk about my thoughts on Mario Galaxy movie.

49:13And now's not the time. But I have thoughts. I just want you to know that. You've got to get to the stories. They're fine. I'm excited about this, though. Mario Wonder getting these new modes. Like, it's these seem cool and fun. It's definitely a tale as old as time of Nintendo. of just like we're not gonna play these that long you know the idea of the multiplayer mario wonder like the weird party game stuff in it that's fucking awesome actually like the wonder flower stuff going on there i'm like that's like a real good idea but coming off of this donkey con bonanza stuff it's like oh like a roguelike on dk island that sounds like a really good idea and i haven't had time with it yet but talking to bless i'm like oh man it's as big of a disappointment as it seems to be for 20 too yeah um yeah this wonder thing come in well we'll see I mean if anything I'm excited to get back to it because it's a game that I never beat back in the day and it was always like the the prime example of you didn't be wonder never be wonder oh man the prime example of Nintendo can still make things look so damn good on this crappy hardware on the old switch one hardware hold on a second and I can't imagine how good it'll look it was like serendipitous time I know what's going on okay Nintendo of America just posted the Mario Galaxy movie official title announcement on their YouTube I don't know why it notified me.

50:26I don't get notifications from you. You got to know this. That was really weird. You got a lot. I thought maybe we're getting something new there. I'm excited for you to finish it. Like it's definitely I mean, it's it's a great game. I think me and you are in the same place of like Mario. Wonder is not a I saw you say this recently, not a game of the year contender. And I stand by that. I love Wonder. I love Mario games, but I don't think that Wonder is like the greatest 2D platformer, which I feel like for the time it came out. I want that in the conversation. I want people to be able to make an argument and be like, yeah, it was.

50:59But that's not to say it's not fucking awesome and that the Wonder Effects weren't great and the animations were incredible, the music, all that stuff. Smiling in your ear while playing it. Yeah, exactly. Let's move on to story number five. Microsoft Xbox PC app adds Steam games and access to other stores. Let's come some Tom Warren at The Verge. Microsoft's rolling out a new aggregated gaming library inside its Xbox PC app. today on the windows the updated apple now list games from steam battle net and other pc store fronts making it a launcher for games you have installed on your pc microsoft's been testing this aggregated aggregates a great word you dropped a good word yesterday did i yeah on the games cast i forgot what it was damn but i was really into it what let us know what you think it was arduous arduous oh it was arduous an arduous task i don't know if i ever use the word arduous if i'm not putting task at the end.

51:49I get it though. Microsoft's been testing this aggregated library in recent months with Xbox Insiders, but it's now available to all Xbox PC app users. It's designed primarily for the new full screen Xbox experience that will ship on the Xbox Ally devices, but it's also part of Microsoft's efforts to make the Xbox app on Windows the home of PC gaming. When you install a game from a supported PC storefront, it automatically appears in my library within the Xbox PC app, as well as the most recent list of titles in the sidebar so you can jump back into your favorite games with just a click. Alongside the library integration, Microsoft's also rolling out a new My App section in the Xbox PC app that allows PC gamers to quickly install and launch third-party apps like browsers, gaming utilities, and rival storefronts.

52:31Rival storefronts. This new feature is also designed primarily for handhelds to help people download and launch games from multiple stores. Andy, you're my PC baby. This is great. news that it's hoping it's seeming to be as convenient as we're all hoping that this device could be um to merge all these storefronts to not require me because again steam doesn't give a shit what device you're using they just want you to keep buying shit from steam and if that's your preferred preferred storefront that isn't easily accessible on other devices the fact that microsoft is making it easy to say well hey we would love for you to use our our ui and our devices or whatever and you could still use your steam library and it's gonna all sort of operate the way that we make it look and operate but you're not having to do crazy weird installs and go into the desktop mode and all that bullshit that usually repels a lot of i would say i want to say normies that sounds like i'm using it as a pejorative right there it's more of just like a like yeah nobody wants to deal with doing stuff like that everything people want the convenience people want things to be uh easy to use so i mean again this is all great news this is still one of those devices though that i just is it gonna succeed i just i mean succeed i just don't trust it's gonna work but like the way you said i i am very pessimistic about this despite being very optimistic about the dream vision of it i just don't believe it's gonna happen like i i know that they're saying it is i know they're making the devices but like the idea that a windows pc xbox like system is just going to work i don't know man but if it does fuck yes we've won we've done it but i think that we are going to be having a conversation six months from now that is really questioning like did they do it or not you know like we're gonna have a dialogue the charles Barkley.

54:31We will have a dialogue. Yeah, buddy. We'll have a dialogue. People in the chat question be like Mr. Joran say it's already working. It's like how's it Andy? Has it already worked? Has it been already working? Because it seems like I'm having more problems than not when I'm like just trying to should this work this way? Well, it works that way, but it doesn't work this way. It's like, well, I want it to work this way this one time. I don't want it to work that way another time until that all is just solved. It's not working like this device needs to be operatable for the mass audience this cannot be like look i i own a retro a retroid pocket and to the to the effect to what it is it it just works it works as it is right now right but that is for such a niche audience and just working for this niche sort of tech audience is one thing but you need this thing to just work for the masses yes and and real quick i also want to say for the the masses part this yes that is the most important part but actually a big chunk of it and you were making this argument a second ago too it needs to work for the dedicated it needs to work for the people that aren't the masses that are in this shit and i think that yes if you're just playing on one device and you only have that one thing it's working now like that's fine i'm saying if you have a steam deck and you're gonna have this other handheld thing and you have a pc and you have maybe a second pc and all that stuff that's what needs to work because that's the promise here is that your storefronts are everywhere and you're able to like share it between all of it and like that to me is the thing that i just have little faith in them being able to pull off based on the past based on what we've seen from um xbox primarily but specifically gaming on the pc space outside of steam the windows side in the last handful of years so from a storefront from an ecosystem point of view i know you can just get the game open up the exe and it plays.

56:27That's not what I'm saying. I know that works. Yeah. Story number six here. Power World will leave early access in 2026 with a massive update plan for version 1.0. This comes from Chris Scullion at BGC. Power World will leave early access next year with a large update plan for its version 1.0 release developer Pocket Pair has announced. In a video posted on the game's official YouTube channel, communications director and publishing manager John Bucky Buckley explained that content updates on the game will be a little quiet as Pocket Pair shifts its focus to fixing quirks and jank in the lead up to the game's official proper release.

57:01Nice dude. I met him at SGS last year. Very cool. Since Palworld's release we've shipped five major updates each adding new mechanics and improving the game in various ways citing the addition of raids in version 0.2 the new island in 0.3 fate break in 0.4, crossplay in 0.5 in collaboration with Terraria in 0.6 Now we've reached a crossroads and need to decide what comes next While we have a lot of ideas for where we want to take Power World, we'll also need to start thinking about Power World 1. Beyond just adding new content, there's a lot of cleanup that needs to be done before Power World can exit early access.

57:34It's no secret that Power World has a lot of quirks and jank, and we want to take the time to properly address those before releasing this game. With that in mind, we plan to start cleanup this year. Our goal is to ultimately release Power World next year in 2026, and we think taking the time now to fix those problems will ultimately lead to a better game. Development of Power World is not scaling back. Quite the opposite. that Palo 1.0 will be a major milestone for us, and we have a truly massive amount of content planned for a 1.0 update. Rather than rushing it, we believe that laying the foundation now will lead to a better game in the end.

58:06Man, remember when Sarah Bono was just all about Palo World? Oh, yeah. Wanted it everywhere. Yep, yep, yep. We want to put your Palo World all over the place. And this was all about Silksong. Yeah. That's cool, man. You got to be. You got to be at this point. I mean, that's great news for a game in... I think the 1.0 releases are always obviously a super exciting accomplishment for dev teams. This is now is our time to kind of almost re-release the game in a way. Yep. And that's, you know, I'm just using that as terms of like, this is a way to have another big marketing push. We are now hitting 1.0 for all of you who saw the game in early access, who played for a couple of hours, who thought, let me get back to it when it's more developed.

58:51this is going there has never been a better time to hop in to pal world with our 1.0 release they got the island they got to terraria collaboration you did a great job of people that still play pal world like every day you did a great job of skipping of skipping sakajirima island thank you i just called it the island yeah that's a great job the new island you crushed that one but yeah i know people that still play this game every day the person i know that plays it every Day also has an ant farm in their house. So I don't trust them as a human being, but they do. That's awesome. They name the ants.

59:26Not all of them, but they have a couple that they name. And bro, these ants are crazy. The way they feed these ants. You differentiate them? And then they drop, like whenever there's spiders and shit, and they're trying to get rid of the spiders, they put it in, and these ants just fucking... Oh my God. The ants, Scott. Some of the ants are bigger than the others. Some ants are small, but some ants are big. But if I wanted to know about all the small news items, where would I look, Andy? You would go to the smallest new items you need to know about. What? The Wii News channel where we cover all the small news items you need to know about.

59:58Yeah, that's true. Annapurna Interactive Direct from Tokyo 2025 is set for September 23rd. God, even more great games coming. Annapurna comes with the hits. Wasn't the Robocop game shown at an Annapurna event? Oh, dude, I don't remember. I think so. That's pretty sick. What do you... Okay, so obviously Stray was one of their games. Yeah. And that's kind of where my knowledge ends immediately. New Game Pass games are announced. September 16th, Roadcraft. 17th, Deep Rock Galactic Survivor. 18th, Frostpunk 2 and Wobbly Life. 19th, Hades. Hell yeah. Hades 1 on Game Pass? Hades 1, yeah. on September 22nd, Endless Legend 2, 23rd, Sworn, 25, Peppa Pig, World Adventures, Visions of Mana, and then on the 30th, Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light, which I think is fucking rad.

1:00:56There's one Lara Croft and the Something and the Something game that came out 360 era and it's kind of like a strategy game. Isometric one? Yeah, and it was really cool. Was that not Tomb Raider Go? Well, no, that was awesome too. That was Lara Croft Go. That was great. But no, it was a 360 game and it was awesome. I think it's this one. So check it out maybe if it's the one I'm thinking of. Annapurna also did Cocoon, Thirsty Suitors, Solar Ash, and more importantly, they did Lego Voyagers, which is coming out soon. Or coming out today. Out today. Oh, shit. I think I got a little Steam wish list sort of notification.

1:01:36Temple of Osiris is what people are saying is the one. Yeah, no, it's not this. That was kind of cool, though. Sopa, Tale of the Stolen Potato. October 7th. Then For the King 2, Overthrown in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3. On Standard, Game Pass Corrigate, City Skylines Remastered, Disney Dreamlight Valley, and Warhammer 40k Darktide. And then for my GN, after being teased, the Persona 5 collab crossover for Overwatch 2 has been officially revealed, bringing numerous themed skins to the game. That's cool, I guess. but the K-pop Demon Hunters seem to be coming to Fortnite and I will be swiping the card, Andy.

1:02:14Oh, nice. Have you seen it yet? No. This is, I keep thinking about that. I've seen a lot of clips on TikTok. I think about this movie a lot because I really, really enjoy it. It is so Tim, Andy. It is so Tim, but it's so Tim in the way that it's Andy. Okay. At some point, I don't know what, I feel like what we need to do is do a watch along with the audience, just me and you hanging out just so you can experience it and just have people like watch you experience it. Pop one with a pickle? Yes, I promise you. That sounds fantastic. Servios debuted the launch trailer for Alien Rogue Incursion Part 1 Evolved Edition.

1:02:46There is every type of, why am I blanking on the word right now? What is a period and a parentheses and a quotation mark and a comma? And what are those things? What do you define them as? What do you call all of those things? Yeah. There's words. Words are words. Letters are letters. Punctuation. punctuation I'm so overwhelmed with like you looking in my face so like I thought I was in trouble or something he was looking at me so deeply oh my god I fucking blessed you every type of punctuation is in the name alien rogue incursion so it's alien colon rogue incursion dash part one colon evolved edition I guess there's not that much and announced that the re-envision console and PC edition of the game will now launch an Xbox Series X and S alongside the previously announced PlayStation 5 and PC on September 30th.

1:03:48Recreation, but it's spelled with like a wreck, like a car wreck, launches on October 28th on Xbox Series, PS5 and PC. There's a little trailer here. You're in a little Dodge Charger cruising along the streets. Would you know what a Dodge Charger was if it weren't for Fast and Furious? Not a chance. I love that. I do now, don't I? I love that. Remember when I called Optimus Prime? A truck Optimus Prime. Anyways, it's Burnout meets Hot Wheels Unleashed from the devs of dangerous driving. Oh, that's sick. Pretty cool. Huh. Yeah. Formerly Criterion devs. Valheim's coming to PS5 in 2026. Ooh. Yep.

1:04:24That'll be big. AJS Biophysical says, hey, Tim, can you explain an Oxford comma? I would love to. That's when there's a word, comma, word, comma. and the other word. Nice. Because you don't want to group those two words together. You're not saying that word and that word. You're saying that word and as well that other word. Nice, dude. Henry Halfhead is coming out on the, it's now out now on Nintendo Switch family of consoles, PS5 and the personal computer. Why'd they write it that way? Co-published by Pop Agenda. And that's it for Wii News. Sick. We got a lot of Super Chats. Let's get to them.

1:05:01Yeah, I got a super chat here, Tim, with some Silksong spoilers about bosses and some stuff in them. So I won't read it, but thank you, Nathan, for your very generous$10 super chat congratulating me on beating the game because the game was beat. We beat that game. We beat that game. We didn't roll credits. I didn't beat the game. I beat the game. I really, I hope I beat the game. Andy, I'm trying for you. And I think I'm going to do it eventually, but it's hard. You know, there are going to be a lot of moments. It's a very Elden Ring type deal. When you're getting your ass whipped and disheard moments, it's the game telling you, go look for other shit.

1:05:39Exactly. Go get some more health somewhere. But me being an idiot, I go, no, but now these are the conditions I have to beat it in. Me too. Or else I'm weak. And that's so stupid. I know I can do it like this. It's so dumb. I can do it like this. It's going to take me two hours, but I can do it like this. I think if I played the way a smart person would play that valued their time, I maybe would have beaten the game in about maybe, you know, upwards of in the upper 30s, maybe lower 40 hour count. I think if some if I got to bosses and said, you know what, I'm not ready for this shit, but I didn't do the smart things and decided to, you know, four hours on that boss, two hours on that, but whatever, you know, we're not smart sometimes.

1:06:25Fool's Gold says I'm still trying to beat Metroid Dread And Andy I've been you know trying to I've been holding this in for a while And it's been hard it's been aching Giving me a little gas if I'm being honest I have some grievances with you That I haven't really wanted to share with you Because I've kind of just wanted to let it be Let bygones beat bygones I don't like your thoughts on Metroid Dread I will not expound more I don't even want to hear any fucking rebuttal or anything But you need to grow up okay I was asked about it yesterday Were you really I want to hear what you said I really don't want to fucking hear what you said Okay?

1:06:56Is this game better than Hollow Knight Or is this game better than Metroid Dread And I said Metroid Dread's good This game is an all timer Talking about Hollow Knight? Yeah Okay well I mean I'm not I said you know I was a bit more you know Extremist about it at first and I said This game is way fucking better than Metroid Dread I said however Metroid Dread a very good game I don't like use the word good I don't like this You know what our fucking kind of funny scale is It's a tactical nuke It's a good game Resolute says congrats Tim Thank you so much Dolphin Corn says congrats Tim Stonewall says hi everyone congrats Tim Thank you so much I'm going to be a father And that's fucking terrifying for everybody Because she's going to have the best taste in Metroidvania Oh man Mr.

1:07:47Nice Guy Rye says congrats Tim And Gia, Tim I was scared too everything you said yesterday resonated but i'm telling you once she's here so much of that will wash away thank you so much i appreciate the support uh there's just a lot of congrats you guys are the best alex fraser uh gram of legend uh gram saying i don't know what the news is about today legit just here to say congrats oh god mendo with the toy dollars super chat also not only just a shout out to you but also birthday tax happy birthday to you hey happy birthday god i hate when a pop-up happens and it just won't go away oh how am i supposed to read that's that's awesome we got Gerald of Rivia saying congrats to Tim and Andy happy for both of you thank you for different reasons very different reasons Chase Wilson says you do have to beat the game to start act 3 also got to see turnstile last night so good oh shit that's awesome I sure strikes out says any hints of the set list yeah it's good it's fucking good if there's a song that you want them to play that is realistic for them to play they're gonna play it with one exception Andy Cortez can you believe the one song that Lincoln Park did not play in San Jose California they played it at every other stop at their tour oh so this wasn't just for the concert it was just for your concert they switched up the sound list like quite a bit and I would say they fucking nailed it I was so so happy with what they did but there's one song they didn't do guess in the end they did in the end okay um fucking I want you to stop right now I want you to just close your eyes Close your eyes Think about Goku Think about Goku with Gohan behind him Drowning Crawling Crawling They didn't do crawling That's bullshit They didn't do crawling What?

1:09:43Crazy That's a good AMV right there That's one where like You just play that AMV On the way home Yeah And it's just It's just in the rain Vegeta just standing there Just looking so somber He doesn't know Where he's at in life Right now Tim His son fucking is From the future And he's alive I was like what He's got a half He's got a half jacket He has a fucking half jacket Trump's has a fucking Crop top jacket God I wish I could wear A crop bomber man I just can't Dude For real for real For real The members only ones That I've been buying Because I have that Purple members only and they have the crop top one and i saw a dude at pax west dressed as trunks not really like a cosplay he was just like kind of casual doing a thing um but he was like guns were out dude was ripped and i was like oh man i was so close to like dude you got to buy this fucking crop top jacket the trunks one because it would like you're going for the trunks look right now you have the purple jacket yeah well he had the sleeves cut off though probably just to throw out the guns but like, yeah, this jacket's so sick.

1:10:47And every time I look at him, I'm like, I would not be able to pull that out. I see it all the time too. And I, I know I can't, but I want you to know, Andy, you can. Everybody, please let us know in the comments below. If you think Andy Cortez can pull off a crop bomber, Jack, because I, I really think he could let the belly just hang out. I think he could do it. I mean, you can wear a shirt. I'm not making you go fucking skinless. Ant-Man with the$20 super chat. Thank you. Ant-Man says congratulations. Thank you very much. I am a char says, thank you guys for distracting me. I had to put my dog down today and I really needed it.

1:11:16I am so, so, so sorry to hear that. That is the worst news I could possibly hear in my life. So hopefully this episode brought you some joy and distraction for just a little bit. We have a whole day of content to keep rounding off some things. Grounding. Spartan says, congrats, Tim. Also, the PlayStation concert is coming to Ohio in November. Can't wait to go. Dragging my wife to see it with me. It's coming to SF in February. I want to see. I will be there. Will I have a, like, four-week-old baby? yes i will find a way to be there uh cautious says tim when's the twist metal season two screencast that's not gonna happen i fucking loved it you should watch it on the cock um mando says b-day tax and special shout out you already read that one uh greasy grover says i think sarah's before may i already read that um ty wilkin says do you think we get what playstation did with yote stay to play trailer that ends with and tune in on this date for more that date being the vgas i don't think so i think we just see it at the vgas uh mellow fellow says let's not forget GTA 6 will have three major releases initial console GTA Online and finally PC we gotta dodge all of those yes and no I feel like the release is the big one and then like PC I don't think necessarily affects the sales as much directly in terms of competitions it's gonna sell incredibly well I will be so like fascinated by the end of the year to see where the dips in TV and streaming ratings when they happen.

1:12:46Are you bringing this up because it's Twisted Metal? Because I'll fucking slap you. No, I'm talking about GTA. When GTA releases, to see the dips in everything else. Oh, gotcha. That people just weren't, executives just not really aware of what a megaton this is going to be. Yeah. Gondor's Condor said, In the back half of October, we now have Pokemon Keeper, Ninja Gaiden, Outer Worlds 2, and this. Buckle up, gamers. We're eating out here. Resolute says, I understand how big GTA is, but there's room for other games to be in the release windows GTA. It's not for everyone, myself included. You can say that, but like, I don't think you're correct.

1:13:21I don't think you're correct. Jimbo six, five says thoughts on silent Hill F review comments by dual shockers reviewer. I think it was a deadline rather than embargo. This is all types of bad. This is a very bad for people like us that do follow the rules and take the shit seriously. And it, it's really rough. And when we complain about Nintendo only giving us one code and the pokemon za stuff and all that it's like that's because people in the past have made mistakes and like the companies have had to like lock down and make it difficult for us to schedule things and all that having said that leave this person alone i think that there's that are getting an unnecessary amount of dogpiling it's like they made a mistake and it's a bad mistake but like they're a human being be cool chill out and he's never playing kingdom come deliverance to this here dean brown promising you man uh i've never broken a promise and we got a lot of super stress but we need to move on i'm getting all heated and worked up and we have more shows to do there's a section of the show called you're wrong that i don't even want to fucking click on because someone tries starting shit with me today i don't fucking know is it because i called dread a good game yes it is okay i told you i didn't want to hear more thoughts and somehow you used the word good seven times in one sentence it's good man it's good oh my lord uh kebab says two missed we news items i swear to fucking god these better be okay uh sony's rolling out the dual sense firmware update that lets you pair it to multiple devices switching by holding the ps button and pressing a face button i appreciate that i'm excited for that that's going to be a lot of fun um i was telling annie this but i was living my best goddamn life flying to paris playing hollow Night Silk song on my Steam Deck next to me, like down below my seat, on my X-Reels with my dual sets.

1:15:06And I was like, I'm in the freaking future, man. Again, not sponsored. Not sponsored, just in love. Tim, why don't you talk about the X-Reels outside of content like you do everything else? This guy won't shut up about these damn X-Reels. Goddamn. My favorite thing is everybody trying to guess my baby's name, and I saw multiple guesses. They were like, Nvidia, Mayo, Geddes, presented by X-Reel. Hell yeah, dude. Oledia. Oledia. Dude, awesome. Tim's now formally announced on Kind of Funny Games content that he and G are going to be parents. I mean, yeah, you know, I guess I did.

1:15:41You just have a... Spoon Martinez says, just for Tim's collecting the Spidey and Cyclops figures inspired by NBC2 or by another brand, Cardash figure hearts. They're sick but expensive. Shit, so is the Spider-Man not even the same thing? Oh, it's like a different brand completely? That's interesting. Thank you for that information. I'm looking to that. That's it. Kebabs corrected themselves. Joke's on me. Andy, I appreciate you most of the time. You are the most talented person I know. Some things you need to keep to yourself. You know what I'm talking about. We're about to do Gamescast. It's a shit list.

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