In short
Kinda Funny Games Daily (Nov 20, 2025) covers Steam Machine pricing speculation, Battlefield 6 sales performance, and Golden Joysticks Awards 2025 winners.
Guests/hosts
Hosts are Blessing (Adio Ye Jr.) and Andy Cortez. No additional guests appear; they discuss news and awards together.
Guest backgrounds (from context)
Blessing and Andy are Kinda Funny Games Daily hosts who also participate in other Kinda Funny shows (e.g., Games Cast/Game Showdown) and play games on-air (Andy mentions getting a Nintendo code for Kirby Air Riders).
Key claims
- Steam Machine likely won’t be $500; hosts debate $700–$800+ based on hardware (7600 CPU/GPU), 8GB VRAM, reliance on FSR for “4K,” and Valve’s 30% Steam store cut (tariffs/shipping make it worse).
- Battlefield 6 had the best US sales month in three years; it’s franchise-best in the US and #1 on Xbox/PC, #2 on PlayStation (behind NBA 2K26).
- Golden Joysticks winners include Claire Obscure (Best Storytelling, Best Visual Design, Best Soundtrack), Liza P. Overture (Best Game Expansion), and Ghost of Yote (Best Audio Design, Console Game of the Year).
Notable examples
- Steam Machine pricing predictions: $650/$700/$800; “cutoff” discussed around $1,000.
- US top-20 sales list includes Pokemon Legends Z-A #2 (physical-only) and Battlefield 6 #1.
- Golden Joysticks: Peak wins Best Multiplayer; Hollow Knight wins PC Game of the Year; GTA 6 wins Most Wanted Game; Ultimate Game of the Year winner is Expedition 33.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOPodcast Topics Overview
1:55 to 2:06
Discussion of the main topics for today's episode.
Hosts Introduction
2:06 to 2:19
Introduction of the hosts for the episode.
Morning Gaming Experience
2:19 to 3:00
Hosts discuss their morning watching trailers and gaming.
“One of your hosts blessing, Adio Ye Jr., joining me is Andy Cortez.”
Gaming Terminology Discussion
3:00 to 3:40
Discussion about terms used in gaming genres and their evolution.
“But then we have Souls-likes that are more Dark Souls or Elden Ring or Lies of P.”
Character Action Games vs RPGs
3:40 to 4:40
Hosts debate the distinctions between character action games and RPGs.
“So Benstar had a special request when I posted the wall that I'm kind of working on for the goaties.”
The Wall of Game Awards
4:40 to 6:00
Discussion about the wall of game award nominations and requests from listeners.
Upcoming Events and Community Engagement
6:00 to 9:10
Announcements related to upcoming events and community activities.
“What I assume is that somebody wrote in and was like I have an 8 year old what should he play and Greg is answering what that 8 year old should play I assume or maybe it is games for 8 year olds.”
Discussion on Steam Machine Pricing
9:10 to 11:40
Analyses and predictions regarding the pricing of the Steam Machine.
“I'm hitting a timer, by the way, just because we didn't start this right at 12, so I don't know how far we've been going.”
Concerns About Steam Machine Specs
11:40 to 14:00
Hosts express concerns about the specifications and expectations for the Steam Machine.
“Yeah, selling it at a loss like a lot of...”
The Pricing Dilemma of the Steam Machine
14:00 to 22:36
Discussing expectations and feasibility of the Steam Machine's price point.
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Battlefield 6's Record-Breaking Sales
22:40 to 28:05
Exploring Battlefield 6's impressive sales performance and its implications.
“This comes from Serkana's monthly report, which states that Battlefield 6 is the best-selling game of 2025 on both Xbox and PC, and the second best-selling on PlayStation so far, behind NBA 2K26.”
The Future of Borderlands and Gearbox
28:05 to 31:23
Discussion on the current state and future expectations for the Borderlands franchise.
The Future of Borderlands and Gearbox
33:35 to 35:25
Discussion on the current state and future expectations for the Borderlands franchise.
“Shorter days, busier routines, back to school.”
Housekeeping and New Video Updates
35:36 to 37:39
Hosts discuss recent updates and housekeeping items including a new video and events.
“You think you know a browser, but Gemini and Chrome?”
Golden Joystick Awards 2025 Discussion
37:40 to 42:00
Analysis and predictions regarding the winners of the Golden Joystick Awards.
“awards 2025 I'm pulling from Riannon Bevan at the gamer who writes the golden joysticks awards I don't know why I said all of those plural.”
Golden Joystick Awards Discussion
42:00 to 50:52
The hosts discuss nominees and winners of the Golden Joystick Awards.
“Can you tell me if it's just, it's both stuff that maybe came out this year and then also next year.”
Final Fantasy VII Remake File Size Update
50:52 to 51:02
A discussion on the large file size for the upcoming Switch 2 version of Final Fantasy VII Remake.
“Those are your golden joystick nominees.”
Game Show: Biggest File Sizes
51:02 to 56:00
Hosts play a game to identify video games with the largest file sizes.
“Final Fantasy VII Remake integrates file size on Switch 2.”
Guessing Game Show: File Sizes
56:00 to 59:52
Participants guess video game sizes, revealing surprising information.
“Now, they were on console at one point as well, a lot of them.”
We News Channel: Small Updates
59:52 to 1:00:38
Discussion of small but significant news items in gaming.
“We might need to workshop the little jingle there.”
Recent Gaming News Highlights
1:00:38 to 1:04:00
Important updates including game releases and studio news.
“It is probably not on Xbox for some reason.”
Super Chats and Viewer Interaction
1:04:00 to 1:09:44
Engagement with viewers, discussing their comments and questions.
Locked in the Restroom
1:10:03 to 1:10:44
A humorous exchange about being locked in a restroom and the challenges of communication.
Transcript
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1:55Blessing Adeoye Jr.:today's stories include steam's new hardware might cost more than a console battlefield 6 had a historic month in sales and golden joysticks winners have been revealed we'll have all this and more because this is kind of funny games daily yo what's up welcome to kind of funny games daily for Thursday, November 20th, 2025. One of your hosts blessing, Adio Ye Jr., joining me is Andy Cortez. Hello, good morning, Bless. Morning, Andy, how's it going? Good, good. We've had an eventful morning already. Yeah, very busy already. Watch some video games. Yeah. Always cool to do with friends, you know? Always fun to, yeah, hang out, watch some trailers.
2:40Try to think of gaming terms that can replace action RPG, you know?
2:45Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Because it's not that it's not enough to explain it. It's just that, you know, we used to have character action games that were character action. I'm thinking Devil May Cry. In modern days, I think of a Bayonetta, right? Or even a, I was going to say New Automata, but that's even more action RPG, you know what I mean? But then we have Souls-likes that are more Dark Souls or Elden Ring or Lies of P. But I feel like we have something that's kind of in the middle of the two when I think of a Stellar Blade. Unless I'm wrong about that. Unless Stellar Blade neatly fits in one of those, but I don't know if it does in my heart.
3:17I think it brings a lot of the flashiness of character action games, but it still has the Sekiro deflecting. Yeah. Then you go attack and you bring down that stagger meter or whatever.
3:30Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Because then there's Tides of Annihilation, which I haven't played it, so I don't know the vibe on. Is this more character action or does it have that stellar blade kind of meeting in the middle of it a little bit? First Berserker Kazan, which came out this year. Yeah. Crazy one. Wow. Yeah, that's a crazy one. Benstar is just doing goals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Benstar had a special request when I posted the wall that I'm kind of working on for the goaties. Yeah. You know, I have a picture of Verso there and I have a picture of Kazan there. And he was like, do me a favor and add Prometheus in there.
3:59I was like, God damn, you want to be shown off the most. Do you have a Benstar section? Yeah, pretty much.
4:04Blessing Adeoye Jr.:You got to bundle them all in the same corner. And how many times does Lunay appear on that wall so far? I have upped it to three. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Lunay may get a fourth just the feet. You gotta add in the door, whatever, like door, Benstar voices. What's the name? Dorian. Dorian. Oh, and a character asset. Date everything? Shit, that's a good coffer. I haven't included that game in there. And then you add in his character from Dead Take, which is just a picture of Benstar. Just a picture of Benstar. Add him in the middle. He did say I should add a picture of me as Verso. Oh, I like that as well, too.
4:35I was like, I might hide it. I might do a little Easter egg for y 'all there.
4:37Blessing Adeoye Jr.:We'll see. That's good. That's good. We'll have to see. Enough about that, though. Remember, this is kind of funny. games daily each and every week they run you through the nerdy news you need to know about live on youtube twitch and on podcast services around the globe if you love what we do support us with the kind of funny membership on patreon youtube spotify and apple podcasts to get all of our shows ad free and get a daily exclusive show for a chance to be a part of the show some of your thoughts and opinions as youtube super chats as we go housekeeping for you january 28th we're doing a live in-person in-review event as part of sf sketch fest what movie are we doing the missing link in our marvel in review ranking howard the duck remember we're an 11 person business all about live talk shows so today you already got the games cast breaking down the xbox partner direct after kftd you're gonna get games cast and then afterwards it's me playing kirby air riders a last minute audible last minute audible yeah because i i got the code from greg because usually only get one nintendo code but then sometimes day of greg will get like here's an extra one right i mean it's like when lebron invented bonus tracks on mixtapes exactly here's one more that's exactly what it's like nintendo's like here's one it's such an innovator yeah yeah so what's up barrett uh just a quick correction after games daily is game showdown just uh not confuse people oh okay oh what did i say i said games cast yes game showdown is after games daily and then yeah i'm playing kirby air riders because we looked at the schedule me and you wanted to play elven ring night rain and then i was like well why aren't we playing the big new nintendo game that just released that i really want to play pretty big deal pretty big deal and so we're gonna do that if you're a kind of funny member today's gregway is 16 minutes about game awards hype and what some eight-year-old should play is he saying what some eight-year-old or 8 year olds?
6:31Blessing Adeoye Jr.:What I assume is that somebody wrote in and was like I have an 8 year old what should he play and Greg is answering what that 8 year old should play I assume or maybe it is games for 8 year olds. Went to CVS there was a mom with her kid there and he was like what you know here's some fucking 8 year old I have my son Ashton with me what should he play Ashton Martin Ashton Martin that's his full name first name Ashton last name Martin How many of y 'all didn't realize that there's no H in Aston Martin. It's just Aston Martin. Yeah. Did y 'all know that in chat? Did you think the H was silent the whole time?
7:06Blessing Adeoye Jr.:No, I thought people were saying it. You thought people were saying Ashton Martin. Yeah, because the bulk of when I hear Aston Martin is from Rick Ross, the rapper. Does he have like a little bit of like a speech impediment? Play Aston Martin music by Rick Ross. Yeah, go ahead. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Hold on. Let me see if people are pronouncing it. Hold on. Let me do my Michael Caine impression. Yeah. Ashton Martin. I guess I'm doing kind of, you do kind of an H. Yeah. Maybe a lot of Brits say Ashton Martin. Because also there's a lot of Ashton, there's Ashton Kutcher's. There's. There's so many of those.
7:42Blessing Adeoye Jr.:The Ashton, I would. There's a lot of Ashton Kutcher's. There's multiple Ashton Kutcher's. Why'd you put an S in the end? I don't know, plural. There's this kid Ashton who I grew up with. Ah, okay. Not Addison. Ashton. Two, man, okay. Yeah. Are both these white kids? Yeah, of course they're both. You think there's a black kid out here named Ashton? Look, I just. Or Addison? I do think that I did kind of stereotype and, like, assume that they were white. Yeah, no, Addison, yeah, lived in the neighborhood. Ashton went to the same church. I'm thinking about yesterday when we were talking about Martin Scorsese.
8:20And you're like, oh, I didn't want to stereotype. I don't want to assume. I don't want to assume he was Italian.
8:25Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Yeah, because then what if he's not, then I'm in trouble. I'm not going to have that. Where do you think the last name Scorsese comes from? Honestly, Italy. But, like, I didn't want to assume. Because then it's like, no, man, that's fucking, I don't know. It was just funny to me that you wanted to say, but you're like, ah. I was like, well, what if not, you know? I'll let Andy do it. You know? There's a lot of countries out here. I don't want to stand on the ledge. Thank you to our Patreon producers, Carl Jacobs, Omega Buster, and Delaney, the Somp, Twining. For now, let's begin with what is, and forever will be, the Roper Report.
9:02Blessing Adeoye Jr.:It's time for some news. We have seven stories today. A baker's dozen! Starting with our number one. I'm hitting a timer, by the way, just because we didn't start this right at 12, so I don't know how far we've been going. so i'm gonna assume about seven and a half minutes thank you nice story number one don't expect the steam machine price to follow a console pricing model of 500 this is from wesley yinpool at ign valve's announcement of the steam machine has sparked much debate online about the company's return to the pc in the living room space but one key piece of information remains unknown price the steam machine is a gaming focused pc designed to be more accessible than a standard desktop pc with a sleek cube-like design and SteamOS on board.
9:50Blessing Adeoye Jr.:We here at IGN have offered our thoughts on how much the Steam Machine will cost, suggesting it'll probably be higher than people think. But chatter about pricing has ramped up again after Linus Sebastian of Linus Tech Tips recalled a conversation he had about the subject with Valve itself ahead of the Steam Machine reveal. What was the birth name? Wow. Yeah, okay, I was gonna say, I didn't know Sebastian. Didn't know that was his last name. Wow. It's like Michael Rexford Howard. Honestly. Yeah. On a recent episode of the WAN show, do I say WAN? WAN? Probably WAN. WAN, WAN show. A WAN party. A WAN party.
10:26Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Linus recalled that he had expressed his disappointment to Valve that Steam Machine wouldn't follow a console pricing model where it is subsidized by a manufacturer because it takes a 30 % cut of sales made on the platform as the likes of Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo do with their consoles. Linus said he was then asked by Valve what he meant by a console price, to which he responded,$500. Here are the comments in full. Quote, So basically it's a 7600 CPU and a 7600 GPU. This is not a super powerful machine. Valve is up front saying that they are going to be relying on FSR in order to achieve 4K.
11:01Blessing Adeoye Jr.:And even then, man, like 8 gigs of VRAM, anyone else would be taking a ton of flack for shipping a game console today with 8 gigs of VRAM. i can't tell you what the price will be uh because i literally don't know but when i said i'm disappointed that it isn't going to follow a console pricing model where it is subsidized by the fact that the manufacturer is going to be taking 30 of every game sold on it over the lifespan of this thing because i feel like that would be more of a meaningful product they kind of asked what i meant by well what do you mean by console pricing and i said well 500 nobody said anything but the energy of the room wasn't great eesh end quote eesh okay yeah yeah you know i mean this throws a lot of predictions kind of out the window for me uh especially if you know him mentioning yeah everybody kind of in the room wasn't giving off the best sort of vibes yeah and i hadn't even considered the whole you know manufacturer thing taking off the percent like Like that wasn't even part of my thought process here.
12:07Yeah, selling it at a loss like a lot of... Yeah, I am looking at this product as a machine with these 7600 processor and GPU that don't quite match up to the power of like a current day PS5. They're like almost there. But the fact that, yeah, him mentioning a great point that like eight gigs of VRAM, you know, everybody has been hoping and even listening to the Digital Foundry podcast over there, they're mentioning that they were hoping to have at least minimum 16 gigs of VRAM because 8 is not the best to do nowadays. So because of those sort of tempered expectations of what the tech can do and what the tech is, that made my brain go, okay, well, I'm factoring in tariffs and pricing of shipping now and everything's gotten more expensive as it is.
13:03but it is lower priced hardware and lower quality hardware yeah therefore my prediction was 650 and if that's not like close to ballpark if that's not close to like where we're at
13:17Blessing Adeoye Jr.:i'm really worried about that where are you at now price wise i'm still where i was um when they first announced it and we're predicting what prices was going to be because i said 700 and that's what the idea that they don't bundle in the controller with it i think you'll have 700 for the box itself with no controller and then you can buy a controller for a hundred dollars and i and i think it comes back to him mentioning console pricing i think this is console pricing in 2020 right like this is console pricing for past consoles i don't think this is going to be console pricing for the playstation 6 and whatever the next xbox hardware ends up being even though i guess that's not even a conversation anymore right because that's not i can i even call that the console still i don't know but for where we're going with this going forward yeah like i think a playstation 6 i'm already expecting 700 minimum i think yeah minimum and so looking at this is something that is lesser powered by i guess contemporary standards still going to be expensive because of tariffs because of these things because of yeah like you're not you're not making or you don't want to sell at a loss because you're not making as much off of software unless they're looking at like the steam store and all that shit and aren't able to subsidize that's the thing they are making 30 off the steam store yeah they're making 30 off the steam store but they're not making like playstation plus or xbox yeah old and game pass and all these things um and it's not like they're pumping out these first party games as well so it's a weird it's weird arithmetic to factor into it and trying to look at it as one for one because you can't look at it as one for one but i think i still stick by that 700 because i think once you get past that once we get into 800 900 1000 i don't think there's success for this thing in the way that they want it i don't think you can have this be a widely adopted machine at a thousand dollars man i mean i i don't think you're wrong there my problem is just this this hardware that is not up to snuff with modern day stuff that's been out for five years you know like when we're talking about the the level of power that it will be doing it it won't even be hitting the likes of what everything else can do now granted they're hoping i guess they're really leaning on what fsr is is capable of doing and for people that don't know fsr is amd's version of dlss it's their ai upsampling and fsr is always my least favorite option to go with well i guess it's always like either DLSS FSR or if Intel has their version XESS but FSR is always the noisier option it's always like the less good looking of all of the upscalers the AI upscalers it's always a bit blurrier a bit noisier things are never quite as sharp as you would want them to be but it seems like they're really hoping to bank on that for to to be able to say the words 4k yeah you have to be able to say the words 4k i man i just i don't know this all kind of this all kind of bums me out i was hoping the way valve has operated so much recently is that they they operate without any rhythm or reason they operate uh to the beat of their own drum nothing that they do is really ever something that all the other manufacturers do or all the other companies do and they're just kind of they do their own thing they're not sony they're not xbox or not nintendo they kind of just out of nowhere will not even tease that there's going to be three new pieces of hardware coming and there they are you know and so and even with something like a game like deadlock not even formally announced just like we're working on the stand we got a team working on it they don't really you know they are so kind of and it feels like they're kind of like a pr nightmare like if you if you were to bring in any other pr come firm to like do their stuff they're this pr firm's probably like man you all don't do anything like the way you guys don't roll out yeah you all like you heard of a rollout everybody else does like so much different things that have they have such a different thinking process uh when it goes to menu or when it comes to marketing so like i would have expected they're like yes you're gonna get this little steam box and guess what we're gonna really kind of like we're gonna really blow the doors down and say like it's way cheaper than you actually expected i don't know why maybe just because they're a massive company well kind of reminds you like real quick just as a small analog but back in the day when google released like the first nexus phone before pixel was a thing and it was like this phone is like awesome quality does this and that and it's 300 bucks and everyone's like what the fuck but that can't be good and it and it was and it was like whoa i you you i didn't expect this gigantic company to do something so kind of consumer first yeah if this thing's going to come in with the specs that it has and it's going to be closer to 1000 than 500 then that really i said that sucks and i the reason why i still stick by closer to like 700 and not closer to a k to a 1k is at a certain point you ask what's the point why not just build my own pc who is this for and then we start to ask that who is this for question i i would have to imagine steam is too smart of a company to put out a a box that looks like seems like the whole point of it is to be um approachable and accessible for people who don't like care to get that deep into trying to build a pc and get the latest and greatest hardware and all that stuff right but to do that like money is the factor you have to be able to sell that at a price where people look at it and go oh yeah i would buy that for a pre-made pc yeah for sure and i know 700 is still a lot of money but that's also just where we're at as far as tech and tariffs and the economy where that is going to be i think more and more standard for these prices to move up as we go so i i don't think it stings as much when the playstation 6 comes out and is 700 when you look at the steam machine or whatever but yeah like i we're we're they're in a really weird spot where i don't think it makes sense to put this thing out at at over a thousand dollars i think that's like the cutoff line yeah because you mentioning the approachability and the ease of use i think the reason why people wouldn't say well why wouldn't i just build a pc well because you would probably send up you would end up spending way more but it's the whole like it's going to operate like a steam deck it's not going to boot into windows it's not going to have the need to where's my fucking bluetooth keyboard and mouse where yeah hold on let me let me you know switch over the mod no i got a display on this monitor god damn it you know like this is supposed to be a lot more user friendly uh for the person who has maybe wanted to dive into this is like the gateway drug for pc gaming i would say for yeah the person who is used to a console couch like it's the same way that me and greg via the steam deck are now loving steam right now i'm like oh yeah well for sure i'm let me have kevin build me a pc and like oh snap now i want the latest gpu so i can play games like so black myth wukong can look incredible and all this shit right like yeah that's the gateway drug like you're mentioning steam machine i think should be another one of those yeah somebody in chat mentions ps6 isn't going to be 700 i'm curious on how much you think it's going to be chat because like are you saying it's going to be more than 700 because that i'm willing to like that i believe if you think it's going to be less than 700 i think there's more of a conversation as far as how to set expectations because things are getting more expensive yeah um yeah i don't know i just you know hearing this story off on the back of me listening to that digital foundry podcast last week when they when it was all first revealed and i'm just talking about yeah tech specs and here's what it's kind of comparable to and what it could do visually and what it can do power wise i guess i just kind of set my expectations accordingly based on kind of what areas it was falling into.
21:15Yeah. And also while factoring in all the outside financial turmoil that the world is going through right now. So, yeah, kind of a bummer. I guess now I'm sort of expecting the worst. So maybe I can have my expectations. What's the worst for you? I think 800.
21:37Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Okay. Would be like. And 800 and up would be like, you got like what are you all doing that's where i would be like you had you had everybody by the balls yeah and this is not the this is not the move right now you know 800 i agree with you that 800 800 to a thousand is i think the worst 800 especially where that's one that i believe that it could come out and be that much and i'd be like fuck dude yeah that makes sense if we get above that that's where i'm kind of like okay you're joking me now right now like you're fucking kidding me 800 though i think is realistic but then also i'm like damn dude that sucks damn that sucks 700 i'm kind of like all right yeah that makes sense but it's not easy to digest but still makes sense 600 that's where i'm like all right slammed up we did it yeah did it yeah kind of kind of a bummer so we'll i guess we'll see how everything nets out and when any of this news actually does come out yeah and it'll be a random ass thing because steam does whatever the fuck they want it'd be fucking tomorrow story number two battlefield 6 just had the best month of sales in us let me say this again battlefield 6 just had the best month of sales in the u.s of any game of the last three years this is rebecca valentine at ign october was an incredible debut month for battlefield 6 it's officially the best selling title in franchise history in the u.s in the best-selling game in the U.S.
23:07Blessing Adeoye Jr.:as of last month. This comes from Serkana's monthly report, which states that Battlefield 6 is the best-selling game of 2025 on both Xbox and PC, and the second best-selling on PlayStation so far, behind NBA 2K26. It also says that Battlefield produced the highest single-month tracked full-game dollar sales total of any video game in three years. That means it sold more than the last few Call of Duty games did in their debut months, including Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, in october of 2022 is this troubling news for call of duty black ops 7 when the november report comes out we'll see battlefield 6 is followed by pokemon legends z a which is the second best selling game of october and percer kana the best selling physical game year to date notably because nintendo does not share digital sales data its second place spot is entirely based on physical sales Pokemon is fucking nuts they just do it they don't like like let me pause there think let's talk about this headline Battlefield 6 just had the best month of sales in the US of any game in the last three years Pokemon Zeta A is number two not counting digital sales meaning this could be Pokemon in the headline if they told us what the digital sales were that's the power of fucking pokemon that's unbelievable that doesn't make sense in fact i like this story just became a pokemon story yeah it's like hold on good for good for battlefield but goddamn pokemon other debut games for october included the outer worlds 2 at number seven uh little nightmares 3 at number eight and ninja gaiden 4 at number 11 dragon dragon quest 1 and 2 hd 2d remake didn't make it to the top 20 but it was number six on nintendo platforms for the month there weren't any other major outliers in the charts this charts this time around uh the top 20 best-selling games of october 2025 in the u.s look like this i'll start at number 20 so from 20 up you got red dead redemption 2 jesus yeah you got gta 5 number 19 fucking rockstar rolling in money and laying off their employees at number 18 you got hell divers 2 then you got uh minecraft silent hill f sonic racing crossroads let's fucking go uh final fantasy tactics let's fucking go Super Mario Galaxy plus Galaxy 2 EA Sports College Football 26 Mike's been vindicated yeah people are still buying college games all around the world these are well this is just US this is just US though fuck man and it's number 12 what's happening Ninja Gaiden 4 being a new entry on the list that's number 11 at number 10 you got Borderlands 4 then you have Digimon Story Time Stranger at number 9 huge number 8 Little Nightmares 3 is a new one at number 7 The Outer Worlds 2 is a new one uh number six madden nfl 26 number five ea sports fc 26 number four nba 2k 26 number three ghost of yote and at number two pokemon legends and the number one battlefield 6 i look at this and i think that in every other year there has been a version of a game like this we see in the game awards nominees best multiplayer game borderlands something just no mention like they like that's crazy yeah it's crazy to me that that game is always so popular and even this one you know coming off the heels of three being what feels like it's kind of a disappointment to a lot of people um to to come out with this brand new one that is borderlands 4 we are revamping all these systems new movement new mechanics those previews were stellar and it comes out and everybody's like this shit doesn't run on my machine and it runs like garbage like i it's so shocking to me just how out of the conversation borderlands has been now granted it is in october's best you know number 10 or whatever but that's still so surprising to me and it's when did digimon story time stranger come out because it's right below digimon story time stranger and i think both those came out in october oh digimon i'm pretty sure okay because it doesn't have the new thing next to it came out in october 2nd yeah oh okay then yeah that is new by default yeah okay so that doesn't make that makes sense that makes sense i wonder just because you know they do their reporting so late into the month for the previous month if they had data for uh Digimon last month as well you know now granted you know Borderlands had been out a month already I guess I'm not really even talking about sales numbers I'm more talking about just the discussion and and people talking like I've not heard shit about Borderlands I'm just so used to seeing it just felt like a given that that would be a Game Awards nominee for best multiplayer game and for it not to even be there it's kind of crazy to me I was gonna say that like maybe they should adapt it into like a movie or something like that man really reached a lot of people yeah i feel like you need to broaden the reach they did that could be a good idea yeah no they put out the movie yeah i don't know about borderlands because i don't know what the next step is now i think maybe the next step is to just for 2k or take two to be like all right that is what border who owns i forget borderlands changed hands didn't it the hands get changed back with borderlands try to remind me what happened gearbox and take two okay because i thought it was like there's a whole story around this where like didn't Gearbox get embraced shit man you're right you're right so from 2021 to 2024 Gearbox was under Embracer and then 2K took Gearbox last year okay so we're back that's crazy it really feels like you know we could make a horror movie based on like what's that one mark walberg movie where the trees are like transformers that's the one yeah uncharted it's the one with the trees you know or i'm thinking like the movie called the following but there could be a horror movie in the games industry called the embracing yeah oh where it's like this and the movie starts off just like from the years 2019 to 2023 a conglomerate took over the games industry and made everything real bad oh it's called the happening yeah the embracing could do something like that we gotta make a little parody film about genuinely um nick do something but to finish my point right like i guess maybe it's a thing of hey this is what borderlands is now like these are our expectations for it it's not at the height of what borderlands was before but it still makes a lot of money and so now we're just gonna adjust and accept that when every seven years when we put out of borderlands these are the numbers that it's gonna do because we've kind of people have kind of moved on from it i don't know if there's anything left to do you put out the movie you did you took you took a break even though they put out tiny tina's wonderlands they took a break they came back borderlands 4 kind of landed all right didn't really run well on pcs but it was borderlands i heard the end game wasn't that great but now i am it is what it is a month ago from circana september 2025 borderlands 4 generated the highest launch month dollar sales of any title in franchise history nearly 30 percent than the previous best, Borderlands 3.
30:28Borderlands 4 was the first Borderlands title to launch as the best-selling game of the release month. So doom and gloom for me. But I guess I'm only talking about...
30:35Blessing Adeoye Jr.:But I think what you're talking about is conversation. Yeah. Which, like, on the Gearbox and 2K side... They don't care if it comes and goes. If they got the money. But I think they do care about the continued sales. Because Borderlands strikes me as one of those games that usually sells well over time. Like, it launched great, but then people keep buying. because borderlands i think just has more of a staying power than a lot of other franchises i wonder if they're still going to have that but we'll have to see if launch is great then yeah maybe you don't worry yet still making a lot of money yeah maybe we get some cool dlc yeah maybe i just know that when i try to play it just didn't run great now i was like i have a really good same yeah what's going on here let's talk about the golden joysticks but before we do let me talk to you about patreon.com slash kind of funny and youtube.com slash kind of funny games where you can get the kind of funny membership which allows you to get shows ad free and speaking of ads let us tell you about our sponsors arc knights enfield is a real-time 3d rpg with strategic elements from publisher grifline coming to playstation 5 pc and mobile devices in early 2026 experience an immersive story and explore the frontier world of talos 2 as you command a team of up to four operators in stylish real-time combat.
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35:58Blessing Adeoye Jr.:And earlier today, we put up a new video. All about a fun partner that we have. Oh, right. Yeah, starring you. Yeah, I'm the fun partner. Andy's the fun partner, yeah. I'm the fun partner. What is this? Tim wanted me to say like, hey, can you showcase NVIDIA GeForce Now? And just how awesome their cloud gaming sort of product is. And I was like, yes, because I used to never be a believer in cloud gaming. Until GeForce Now came a knocking. and uh and i also kind of in this video i shocked the world with a big stunning reveal wow talked the world all right go check that out youtube.com slash kind of funny games or kind of funny kind of funny games okay cool i didn't know if it was on a highlight channel this one so yeah go check out the video and he put in a lot of hard work on it i saw a pop-up on instagram as i was scrolling and i also pop i also saw a pop-up uh nick has a new review of the eddie murphy documentary so good for him check that out that's awesome i really want to watch oh good for him he's that Well, he's the security guard for Cyber City.
36:58Oh. If you want some good, pure 10 minutes of Andy humor, watch this video. Thank you. Thank you, Barrett. Thank you.
37:09Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Somebody in chat says, ad for Sketchfest when it's in housekeeping is excessive. First of all, all right, don't tell me how to do my job. Second of all, didn't realize it was in the ad. Oh, really? Yeah. That's good to know. did the image of Howard the Duck not tip you off every time we've played it ah that's true I don't look at this I'm looking at my phone because I'm doing the wordle of the day you're right sure you are doing the wordle of the day yeah I will say to Nick J if you if you want to win the lottery and give us a lot of money we won't do ads yeah I agree we'll stop for you yeah I'm down to stop for a lot of money story number three let's talk about all the winners at the golden joysticks awards 2025 I'm pulling from Riannon Bevan at the gamer who writes the golden joysticks awards I don't know why I said all of those plural.
37:50Blessing Adeoye Jr.:The Golden Joystick Awards are upon us, giving us our first major award show of the year. Millions of votes have been counted, but now it's time to see who will be taking home the big prizes of the year. I got the list, Andy. Oh. I'll go through. Maybe not all of them, but... Hold on, let me predict. Give me the nominees. Best Storytelling. The nominees are Claire Obscure, Silent Hill F, Blueprints, Mafia, The Old Country, Lost Records, and the 100-line Last Defense Academy. All one game. What is that? Best game? Best Storytelling. Best Storytelling. Claire Obscure. That is correct. Claire Obscure did win Best Storytelling for that.
38:26Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Best Audio Design. I'm not even going to give you the nominees. I want you to predict Raw. Ark Raiders. No, Ghost of Yote. Ark Raiders wasn't even nominated. Oh, okay. Yeah, Ghost of Yote won Best Audio Design. Best Multiplayer Game. Best Multiplayer Game. Oh, Elder Ring Night Rain. No, it was nominated, though. Oh. It was nominated. Peak was the winner of Best Multiplayer. Good. Good for them. Good for them. Sorry, I looked at the screen a little bit, but I only saw a picture of Hotsu. Best visual design. Best visual design.
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38:56Hades 2.
38:58Blessing Adeoye Jr.:No, Claire Obscure. Shit, though. Again, you gotta think. Game Awards. No, you're right, you're right. It's the big winner. Claire Obscure is gonna fucking clean everything. Really? I started off strong with one. Best game expansion. Oh, game expansion. Liza P. Overture. That's correct. Oh, yes! It is Liza P. Overture. Come on. Yes! Let's fucking go. We did it. Oh, yes! Also nominated in that was Indiana Jones, The Great Circle, No Man's Sky Voyagers, Adam Falls Story Expansion Pack, Assassin's Creed Shadows, Claws of Awaji, and Still Wakes the Deep, Sirens Rest. That made my day. Come on. That made my fucking day.
39:29That is a top five gaming experience for me all year. And if I didn't feel bad about putting it in my top ten, I'd put it there.
39:35Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Now, this is an interesting category they have here. They have Best Indie Game Self-Published, which is, I like how they do that. I like that. Self-Published. Okay. Because that eliminates some things. Is there a category Within that category that's like Yeah but they had rich parents or something Um They had a family member who owns a business That helped them out financially There's only one game here There's two games here where I'm like They got I'll say no I don't even know if I could name any self-published indies I would say Despelote Is that nominated? It's not nominated no Hollow Knight Silksong See that's the tough thing Like Hollow Knight and Hades 2 self-published.
40:17Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Like, do they have the resources more than other people? Yeah. But like, still, they're indie. Yeah, we sold 18 million of our last game. And then they have straight up just best indie game as a category. Best indie game is going to go to Claire Obscure. Blueprints. Oh. Blueprints. Good for them. Claire Obscure, not even nominated for best indie. Okay. Which is weird. Well, you fucked me there. You could have told me the nominees, but. No, because I want to do this raw. That's fine. I will say Des Filote was nominated for this one. I don't know if they were self-published, so they were probably just published by somebody.
40:47Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Who knows? Oh, Citizen Sleeper 2 also nominated here for Best Indie Game. Oh, yes. Yeah. That's a good one. I like this one. Studio of the Year. Oh, wow. Okay, so Studio of the Year. We're talking Obsidian. Sandfall Interactive. Oh, okay. Rare Obscure. Okay. Also nominated for this was Team Cherry, Aggro Crab, Bloober Team, Slow Clap, and Rebellion. What did Bloober Team do? Silent Hill. Two? But that was last year. Oh, shit. Fuck. Is this like a weird Windows thing? Are we going October to October? Oh, no. They're Kronos. Kronos. Oh, yeah. But like, we're not nominating them. Yeah. Kronos. Why?
41:25Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Okay. Well, I guess like, I mean, Obsidian, I would have, you know, they put out three games. Yeah. Obsidian put out. Yeah. And they have two people working there. They put out eight games. They put out three games. Yeah. That's crazy. They put out ten games from Obsidian. And it's like one guy and his dog that worked there. That's crazy. Best Early Access. Best Early Access. Okay. Let me think of everything. Let me think of the landscape, the gaming landscape. Now I'm trying to think of, like, the window. What was in Early Access series? I played a lot of it. Oh, actually, you know what? Everything was in Early Access series.
41:57Hold on. Let me just, well, I guess, like, Hades 2? No. Okay, hold on, hold on.
42:02Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hades 2.
42:09Megabonk. No. Windblown.
42:11Blessing Adeoye Jr.:No. shit repo ah repo yeah i didn't even know that was an early access i thought that i just assume every game nowadays and did you know grounded 2 is an early access yes where it barely knew fascinating yeah i didn't know that best soundtrack best soundtrack clear obscure yes best game what best game trailer best game trailer it's a wild category but i like it For like next year? We should have that for Smiley's. Can you tell me if it's just, it's both stuff that maybe came out this year and then also next year. Just a trailer that came out this year. No. That's a good shout out. GTA 6 trailer too.
42:51Oh, okay. Yeah, I got to get a tip of the Hattie right there.
42:54Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Write that down for Smiley's. Best game trailer. I forgot who it was in chat that said that we should have a game showdown thing called tip of the Hatties. Oh, I like that. We need best game trailer. We should do best showcase. Okay. I think that could be a Spinaly's thing. Okay. Best snack brought into the office? Yeah. I feel like my donuts. Reese's Oreos. Reese's Oreos. You were really mesmerized by them. Those are really good. Those really shocked the world. I didn't like Greg shit talking. He was like, once again, the peanut butter overtakes all of it. I was like, you're crazy. He doesn't like peanut butter.
43:25This is one of the most delicious things ever. It's like me with pickles. I just don't like pickles. So anything about pickles, it just overtakes all of the taste of everything. but i think that's just you know peanut butter is his pickles i'm gonna surf through some of
43:39Blessing Adeoye Jr.:these yeah go ahead uh still playing award for mobile is pokemon go still playing award for pc and console is minecraft um streamer's choice award is peak uh oh here's one i want you to guess okay best remake slash remaster best remake slash remaster uh final fantasy eve at least chronicles no elder scrolls 4 okay remastered that's a good call um final fantasy wasn't even nominated which i wonder if that's a window thing but uh total fantasy pro skater oh yeah the one the one i just said yeah uh but yeah they got snake eater on the list they got uh tony hawk on the list can you believe i haven't played snake eater yet really like the one from this year yeah yeah yeah i just like it it came out when i was out of town on a trip somewhere yeah And by the time I came back, it was like, are we going to, we were at one point going to stream it.
44:30And I just never got to it. That's unbelievable to me.
44:34Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Did most of the office play Snake Eater? Because I feel like a lot of people didn't. I did. Yeah, but it's like, it's. I think you. If I would have told young Andy, they're going to remake this shit in, you know, 15 years and it's going to look unbelievable. I'd be like, oh my God, I'd be all over that shit. You know what it probably was? They sent us one code. Because me. I bought mine. me tim and greg before the review had to pass greg's ps5 back and forth for that review that's right um some more i'll just read through breakthrough award with schedule one best gaming best gaming hardware interesting steam deck no the amd ryzen 9 9950x 3d shit that's nuts and they have nintendo switch 2 on there and the pro controller i love that they also have like the new like wd black ssd on here like they get really fucking into it yeah that's great that's a wild category i got this anchor usb cable yeah my dog bit it for a couple hours and it survived they got the elgato face cam 4k on here oh nice good for elgato best game adaptation oh you want to guess that one for like to movie to tv or tv uh last of us arcane season two oh that's a good damn that come out that's a weird one that's they probably got a cutoff thing happening there yeah but now i'm like was that a game awards arcane season two that was last because that was november last year yeah it hit the cutoff of the last game awards i guess um all right running off some more of these best supporting role was ben star as verso um best lead performer jennifer english is my l wow that's fucking go uh hall of fame award is given to the sims pc game of the year hollow knight console game of the year ghost of yote critics choice is uh don kong bonanza most wanted game is gta 6 result oh here we go what do you think is ultimate game of the year ultimate game of the year oh and they have them arranged by places there's like up to five placements what do you mean so like they rank them rank the top five is basically what they do so they all get awarded well no there's like 10 on the list okay and then they give you first place second place third place etc okay five so expedition 33 was number one that was the winner yes number two silk song wrong hades 2 wrong shit ass borderlands 4 wrong what is it kingdom come deliverance 2 oh second place yeah third place is split fiction fourth place was hollow night and then fifth place was death straining 2 on the beach i'm really contemplating actually like going through with my promise of playing that over the thanksgiving break ghost of yote no uh um kingdom come deliverance too yote will be over the winter break yeah oh i'm gonna deliver until i'm really kind of like do i actually want to do that because i just it i don't know i just don't i don't know you know you don't have to i don't know i give you permission permission not to thank you bless yeah you don't have to i appreciate it i do think about um polonite Silksong and I'm like do I do I go back to it I down I redownloaded Silent Hill F that's a shorter game it's a shorter game it is a shorter yeah and I think it honestly it's probably more my type of game than Hollow Knight Silksong that's crazy I feel like I'd fuck with with uh Silent Hill just the platformer in you I just want you to fall in love with Hollow Knight yeah but it's like it's i'm i don't know what's weird about me because i love action games i love kind of like that tone that tone that hollow knight gives that kind of reminds me of like some soulsy stuff like a cartoony fashion yeah i like the 2d i like 2d platformers but weirdly enough 2d action games don't grab me as much as you think and i like fighting games as well like you like brawl i like brawl or ultimate oh yeah like subspace but that's that's for the cut scenes ah of course that's the story that's the narrative and i'm not joking read playbook for the articles yeah but like weirdly enough it's that how when you bring everything together like that yeah that is it's like you know the perfect game it should be my favorite genre everybody commits sins you know like greg's biggest sin is he was so high up on tears of the kingdom and then never got back to it and then like now acts like it's a bad game uh but i know that he loves donkey kong bonanza can do you remember i'm never gonna forget because after tears the kingdom came out greg was the one talking about we should do a game game of the year thing and that's not tears that's like not tears we should we should just assume tears is number one and like remove it from the con that's how high he was on fucking tears of the king yeah yeah yeah yeah and then i when i walked by his desk and i saw him playing octoboth traveler zero um which we could talk about preview yeah he previewed it um and i was like oh i was like damn you're playing that and you're not playing expedition 33 like you didn't play expedition like he read the wikipedia uh synopsis for the story so he gets it i was like turn-based fucking hater and he goes i know i'm a piece of shit like he realized he knows man he knows it's fucked up it really is it's really messy but yeah silk song i'll think about it i'll think about it silent hill f though i think i think that's the one what if i just told you that there's like a side scroller with amazing action and like insane hype moments with story shit that is impactful as well you're not just doing shit this isn't a the type of uh you know souls experience where it's all i'm reading item menu you know i'm reading descriptions and getting no no man like shit's happening and you are actively in the action with like oh good shit it's funny too because like i metro i was thinking about this because metroidvanias i like but like it really depends but like when you put them in like a 3d environment i fuck with it like metroid uh prime i love and like arkham arkham asylum has like a lot of metroidvania elements to it arkham asylum is a metroid it's a metroidvania and i fucking love arkham that's my favorite arkham game is arkham asylum returns got a lot of that as well yeah i can see that yeah the abilities that you know open things and now you You can zip line over there or whatever the hell.
50:38It's the 2D space thing.
50:40Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Which is weird because it's only that genre. Other 2D. The one that started it all. Yeah. Fighting games I love. Platformers I love. I'm going to get into Hollow Knight. We'll see. We'll try it. But yeah, that's it. Those are your golden joystick nominees. Or sorry, winners there. Congratulations. Clear Obscura is about to have a lit award season. It's about to be crazy. Story number four. Final Fantasy VII Remake integrates file size on Switch 2. is making us sweat. This is Ollie Reynolds at Nintendo Life. Square Enix has just posted an update on the expected file size for Final Fantasy VII Remake integrated on the Switch 2.
51:15Blessing Adeoye Jr.:As we had perhaps expected, it's big, folks. Like, real big. Store listings on the eShop already have some pretty lofty numbers attached to them, but according to Square Enix, these actually aren't accurate. As stated on X, the file size for the standard edition will be 90 gigabytes to 95 gigabytes. Meanwhile, the limited early purchase edition and limited early purchase digital deluxe editions will be 93.8 gigabytes to 99 gigabytes. This means, of course, that the game simply won't fit on a 64 gig cartridge for its physical release. And so Square Enix has, like many others, opted for a game key card release.
51:53Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Wow. That's really quick. Can you unplug and then plug your mic back in? Yep. Thank you. Did a lot of people miss out what the story was about? Yeah, did they hear me? It was like kind of crackly and kind of lower, but you could you you got the gist okay i got the gist that i mean that's insane that's gonna be a lot of you know a lot of swords a lot of materia go buy go buy another one of them big old sd cards sort of things you know oh yeah for the switch um but yeah you talking about file sizes bless it's it's time everybody it is time to play the most games with the biggest file sizes Everybody's favorite game.
52:37When did you have time for this? Welcome, everybody, to Name the Most Games with the Biggest File Sizes. This comes from a GameRand article in October of this year, where they listed the games with the biggest file sizes.
52:51Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Okay. I put this new story on the dock like 40 minutes ago, by the way. When did you do all this? I was panicking a lot before the showcase this morning. Welcome in. Here's our first contestant. It's everybody's favorite game show. Our first contestant, Blessing Addy Yo-Ye Jr. I am going to challenge you and ask you to name five of the games with the biggest file sizes. Okay. And if you could go above five, every one after five, that will be another little pizza party for the rest of next year. Oh, okay. So we're marking this down. If you hit five pizza party, six pizza party, seven pizza party, eight pizza party, nine pizza party, ten pizza party.
53:31Okay. Ten is the ultimate goal. You want that? That's the most bonus.
53:34Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Okay, so I'm naming games with file sizes higher than Final Fantasy. Just the biggest file sizes to date. To date. To date. Okay. Red Dead Redemption 2. Blessing Adioca Jr., Red Dead Redemption 2 is on the list. That is number 11 with 150. Number 11? Number 11 with 150 gigabytes of storage. Okay. Wow. Yeah. I thought that would be much higher. Yeah. Pretty shocking. I'm going to say Call of Duty. Now, do you want individual entries? I will accept. I will accept franchises. Okay. Yes. Call of Duty. Blessing. Call of Duty is number six. Come on. With modern games ranging from 125 gigabytes to 175 gigabytes.
54:23This article does come courtesy of Hamza Haq and Mark Samut over on Game Rant once again.
54:29Blessing Adeoye Jr.:See, this is where it gets real tough for me. You got two right there. Because those were the ones I for sure knew. I flirt with the Final Fantasy VII stuff because... Don't look at the chat also. Oh, okay. I meant to go, like, minimize it, but, like, we're already in the game. I'm not seeing chat. Okay. Because I played some of it, and I know how good this game looks and how many cut scenes are in it, and this is a big game. Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. Blessing Adioye Jr. Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 is not on the list. Oh, that's tough. How is it not on the list? Wow. Not on the list. Okay. Okay.
55:10Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Oh, see, this is tough to know where to go from here because I thought that was a really good guess. You have four more incorrect guesses before it's over. Okay. I'm thinking big worlds. These very arbitrary numbers I'm just throwing out. I'm thinking big worlds. I'm thinking cut scenes. Oh. How many guesses do I have again? Four more incorrect guesses. Okay. Death's raining two. Blessing Adeoye Jr. Death Stranding 2 is not on the list. What? Okay. You think about that game is like, you know, a lot of landscape is, you know. Yeah, it's just like empty land. And I guess they do save a lot by having it be like holograms and shit.
55:51Blessing Adeoye Jr.:But like for as much like video and cut scenes and stuff that's in that game. I'm going to give you a hint. So far you have two incorrect guesses. I'm going to give you a hint. A lot of these games on PC. because of, hey, we're unlocked now. Let's go file size buck wild. Now, they were on console at one point as well, a lot of them. They're not just PC exclusive. You know what? I'm going to go back to the Final Fantasy VII thing, right? I guess because the new story is about Rebirth, am I allowed to say Rebirth as an answer? Blessing Adioi Jr. Final Fantasy Rebirth is on the list. It's 155 gigabytes, number eight on the list.
56:34And Final Fantasy XVI, as a little tip of the hat, is also on the list at 135 gigabytes.
56:39Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Wow. Yeah, because I was thinking of the two discs, these games that came in two discs, which I think did remake. I think remake came with two discs as well, but that was 2020. You know what? I'm going to say remake. Blessing Adioi Jr., Final Fantasy Remake is not on the list. That is three incorrect guesses. Five strikes and you're out. for this arbitrary game show. And what am I going for? You need five minimum to get a pizza party. Fuck, and I have three corrects. You have three corrects so far, yes. Okay. Oh, this is a tough place to be in. Oh. Interesting being part of a game show and being on the other side of it, huh?
57:15Yeah. Really tough sometimes. Yeah, okay. I have one in my head.
57:18Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Sometimes your mind just blanks, you know? I have one in my head. Hmm. But I feel like I've been going open world and that's been fucking me because I want to say an Assassin's Creed and I would probably say the latest one. Assassin's Creed Shadows. Bussing, Adioya Jr. Assassin's Creed Shadows is not on the list. You, I will say this. You're close though. You're close. See, and you saying I'm close makes it tough because now I'm like, is it a different Assassin's Creed? Or is it something that's like adjacent? Is it Ubisoft-y? okay so i said shadows because it's the latest one i really wanted to say odyssey i'm gonna give you a hint it is an assassin's creed game okay i want to say odyssey because of all the dlc and that was one of the big i'm odyssey odyssey's my answer blessing adio jr you have four strikes currently assassin's creed odyssey is not Valhalla Valhalla is number 5 at 160 gigabytes I was trying to mouth it to you plus you weren't looking at me number 4 is Ark Survival Evolved at 170 gigs number 3 is Medal of Honor Above and Beyond with 180 gigs God of War Ragnarok is 190 gigabytes on PC and number 1 is a game that I have never heard of Blessing It is called DCS World.
58:50Blessing Adeoye Jr.:DCS World. It is a digital combat simulator on PC. Oh, I was going to guess it was that comedy crew with, like, Mark and all those people. Oh, no, no, that's not them, unfortunately. Now, a lot of the games are, you know, you've got Forza Horizon 5 there with 148 gigs. Stalker 2, Heart of Chernobyl, Flight Simulator, Black Myth Wukong. Oh, Black Myth Wukong. Forspoken is at number 18 with 120 gigabytes. And number 19, kind of a shocking one, but kind of makes sense when you put in context the amount that's in there. Mass Effect Legendary Edition. Really? Because of the large uprise textures, and there's three damn games.
59:25It's 120 gigabytes. That's crazy. Horizon Forbidden West is 150 gigs at number 10. Oh, Horizon. That makes sense. Baldur's Gate 3 had 150 gigs as well. Wow. Baldur's Gate does make sense. Another edition of Name the Most Games with the Biggest File Sizes.
59:49Blessing Adeoye Jr.:That was a long, yeah. Thank you for that. I appreciate that. No problem. Got you. We might need to workshop the little jingle there. This is kind of long, but. No, I thought it was good. I thought it was really smooth. I think it's really short and to the point and punchy. If you listen back to it. Name the Most Games. We're doing it again. Okay. games with the biggest file sizes. When you play it again, yeah, you're right. It tells you what you need to know. It's good. Wow, I could have put up a bigger performance there, I feel like, Andy. But if I wanted something smaller, the tiniest news I needed to know about, where would I go?
1:00:29You'd go to the We News channel where we cover all the small news items you need to know about.
1:00:35Blessing Adeoye Jr.:story numbers five and six i'm demoting uh to we news dispatch tops two million players wow yeah that was story number five oh yeah congratulations dispatch top two million players shout out to uh alana pierce who was streaming it yesterday with the voice actress for coupe oh the voice actors there with uh with alana it's awesome and then number six silent hill 2 remake shadow drops on xbox series x with a 50 launch discount uh i'll read a little bit from tom phillips at ijen it's happening the brilliant silent hill 2 remake is finally arriving on xbox series x and it's releasing with a hefty 50 launch discount fans have spotted that the game is already available to purchase via the xbox store in australia where it's already friday it was already friday over in australia so the game wasn't here's how time works the game wasn't there yet yeah game wasn't it was a playstation exclusive damn really makes you think you can honestly you You can probably name a video game right now.
1:01:31Blessing Adeoye Jr.:It is probably not on Xbox for some reason.
1:01:37Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Chat, is Marvel Fighting Collection 2 on Xbox? Let me know. Damn, just curious. Of landscape. Getting into the actual official Wii news. Story number seven from Eurogamer. Just Cause developer Avalanche has closed its Liverpool studio following the cancellation of Xbox exclusive contraband earlier this year. Jesus Christ, man. Um, Average on in chat says, I think it is. Prolicious says yes. Oh, nice. Natty says no. So we don't have a... No definitive answer. We're gonna have a definitive answer. T-Mill says console warrior blessing is entered. It's not console warrior-ing. I'm just making acknowledgements of things that are happening.
1:02:14Blessing Adeoye Jr.:It's just shocking to me. It's just shocking. It's surprising. Yeah. The games aren't coming to the Xbox. To the X. To the Xbox. I was gonna just say the box, but then I feel like the X part is the more important part. The Xbox. I said it like an AI. I was listening to a podcast this morning. And I'm pretty sure they were using AI ad reads, but I couldn't prove it. But I was listening, and it was like a dude who, it sounded like a man trying to sound like a real man. I didn't like it. Was it about, um, was it about like generic Viagra? Oh. No. Okay. What did you say, Barrett? Knives up, uh. No.
1:02:48Blessing Adeoye Jr.:Oh, up the culo? No. No. Pulito. From Noble, PS5 Welcome Hub update is now available. It adds a new widget showing your recent game stats and a dynamic animated background that changes with the seasons. That's pretty. Yeah, I like this. From VGC, Alice Dupour-Percier, the vocalist behind Player Obscure Expedition 33's soundtrack is the fourth most...
1:03:17Blessing Adeoye Jr.:It's been a long day, guys. The fourth most streamed female artist in the US this year. That's crazy. That's awesome. That's awesome. Congrats to her. Thank goodness you're here is coming to Xbox. Shit! That wasn't there either? God damn! Damn! Holy shit! Hey, Phil, you gotta get together, man. What is going on? You gotta get these games coming to Xbox more. Thank goodness you're here comes to Xbox December 9th. And then Inazuma 11 Victory Road has sold over 500 ,000 copies. I wanna play that game. AJB time says Halo finally coming to Xbox. and that is it for we news um let's hop into super chats where zeke speak says jacob geller has a silksong video that made me cry that's cool nice smickly 18 says i got a friend who's big who's a big mtg fan for secret santa uh do you have any recommendations on a good gift to get him i would say pay attention to the secret layers uh the secret layers i like the fun limited time um cards that are usually crossovers with other things but and i know like mtg fans can get shaky with whether or not they're into the crossovers or not secret layers though usually cool usually fun and so i'll say and they're limited so that makes them cooler um so maybe pay attention to the secret layers that are coming out if not that then like if you can figure out what decks they have what pre-cons they have or whatever and if they have an ip that they like maybe there's a pre-con there that you can buy them or if they're like no fuck the ip shit then i guess yeah just buy them any like i'm trying to think maybe like a collector's box a collector's box is fun expensive but like it's good for the dopamine if you're a card game fan uh jesse wilson writes in and says never get to watch live but finally had the chance uh using this opportunity to say y 'all cute and to tell grifters to step on so many lego bricks thank you jesse thank you jesse um kyle said i'm catching up so i'm late to the discussion but i don't understand why people think the steam machine is going to be uh 500 or oh i see five or six hundred dollars when the steam deck 512 gigabyte uh god i can't talk today 512 gigabytes is 550 this will easily be seven to 800 well i mean you know when you're talking about packing stuff into a portable that takes a whole lot of extra will and wherewithal and knowledge yeah yeah like i i think it's perfectly fine to be thinking the price would be around what current consoles go for yeah um there's also like a screen and stuff with the uh you know it being handheld and like all that stuff that like would drive up that price than other stuff sheriff 2.1 says i don't get the hype for the c machine it's just a crappy pc that'll perform worse than consoles that were released five years ago the the hype for it is the ease of use and somebody it's so it's for someone like me who always wants to play games on my tv but i hate the whole process of all of it and like even that process is enough for me who someone likes to tinker with settings and gadgets and all sorts of shit i hate the long hdmi cable needing to click on the right monitor needing to make sure the game all the games in windowed mode why is it displaying that resolution ah fucking shit oh now it's showing on that monitor let me unplug that it's that whole thing that happens anytime i try to do something like that it is for people like that it's for ease of use it's the reason why people prefer consoles over pcs because it is so plug and playable and it's as plug and playable as what your steam deck is when you open it up you see your steam little the big picture mode ui and it's like it's presented and you just play the game and you hop in and that's it yeah and i think it's the nice thing too where when we talk about pcs and all these things it being more hopefully more affordable than a big pc but also with it being steam steam is such a fixture within pc the pc gaming ecosystem that you expect games to be somewhat optimized for the steam machine you would hope um in the same way that you have Steam Deck things that are, hey, this one's great on Steam Deck because we've done the checks and we're Steam and we have the infrastructure to be able to do that.
1:07:42Blessing Adeoye Jr.:You would hope that they do the same thing with the Steam machine. That way, when the new game is coming there, hey, I expected to work on the Steam machine because it's Steam and because there's an infrastructure here that Steam is able to make happen. Zero. That's a fascinating little tidbit right there. I don't know how accurate this is from Sergio Pupu, but it says, Valve says 70 % of Steam users have lower spec PCs in the machine. There you go. whether that's true or not but that's an interesting little tidbit zero four two seven says if you buy the machine you don't have to use steam uh at a low price companies could uh mass buy the machine not use steam and valve uh valve just loses money interesting yeah i think i mean i think the fact that it's a steam machine though it's like i would imagine in the with the points i just made i'll think the bigger benefits would be to be using steam regularly i think if you're a pc gamer most likely you're using steam um although i guess they're talking about like companies as far as oh i can buy this instead of a desktop oh i see okay okay because they did advertise that as like being able to use it for different stuff but then it's also like do those companies want to go through the headache of like it's running linux in the back it's running linux do i want to reinstall windows on this and stuff like like there's weird like on that end not ease of access for what you're talking about that i don't think companies are going to be thinking about it that way this fucking steam machine imagine a steam machine under roger's computer and he's using it to like edit premiere and shit um gary yarborough says i'm so adhd i can't i can't start working until khd starts i'm sorry for being late today hopefully you're watching the gamescast and the reaction there and you're able to work with that and then jeffrey kirby says you should use the meme of Ben from the Game Awards, talking about all the Bens on the screen.
1:09:28Oh, right. That's a good call. That is a really smart call.
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