In short
Xbox revenue declines and leadership response; debate on what Xbox needs to reverse hardware trends; reaction to the new Resident Evil movie trailer; PlayStation online license-check concerns.
Guests/backgrounds
Hosts Greg Miller and Tim Geddes (Kinda Funny Games Daily). No external guests mentioned in the provided transcript.
Key claims
- Xbox content/services revenue down 5% YoY; hardware down 33% YoY (Q3 ending March 31, 2026). CFO Amy Hood warns turnaround won’t be quick; expects YoY declines in Q4 (ending June 32).
- New Xbox CEO Asha Sharma says player/revenue growth hasn’t met ambition; “work to do” to earn players.
- Nadella frames “foundational work” and engagement; cites Game Pass changes; Xbox sets records for monthly active users and game streaming hours.
- Hosts argue Xbox brand is being associated with mostly 7–8/“outer” quality releases; multi-platform releases may reduce console-switching impact.
- Resident Evil movie: not a direct game adaptation; zombies/horror tone; no Leon or Chris shown.
Notable examples
- Mentioned Xbox titles: Starfield, Outer Worlds, South of Midnight, Forza, Halo, Gears, Fable.
- Resident Evil trailer: Brian (Austin Abrams) as a medical courier; shotgun/keys/looting; “hands out of the door” and sewer monster shots.
- PlayStation: reports of 30-day online license checks for digital games; Sony says most players are unaffected.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOHosts and Banter
0:50 to 1:58
Greg and Tim engage in lighthearted banter and share personal anecdotes.
“Welcome to Kind of Funny Games Daily for Thursday, April 30th, 2026.”
Community Engagement
1:58 to 2:59
The hosts encourage live participation from the audience and mention community members.
“Everybody, I'm sorry that I'm Greg Miller and I'm vibrating with energy every goddamn second of my life.”
The Roper Report Begins
3:19 to 6:10
Transition into the news segment discussing Xbox's revenue decline.
“you'd see that there's a new quip up for a new kind of feudy poll, but I will be shutting down before noon because I have to get in the assets to Roger.”
In-Depth Analysis of Xbox's Financials
6:10 to 14:03
A thorough analysis of Xbox's financial performance and strategies moving forward.
“Microsoft's Q3 earnings report for the first three-month period, or for the three-month period ending March 31st, showed that Xbox content and services revenue was down 5 % based on the same period last year.”
Xbox's Game Release Strategy and Brand Perception
14:03 to 18:00
Explore the current state of Xbox games and how they impact brand perception.
“I'm more excited about Soros than I am and playing Soros right now than pretty much any Xbox game, right?”
Project Helix and Future of Xbox Hardware
18:00 to 22:35
Discuss the implications of Project Helix on Xbox's future hardware and sales.
“It's whatever, but I'm in that ecosystem daily in a crazy way that I've never been before.”
Market Challenges and Xbox's Strategy
22:35 to 27:35
Analyze the market challenges Xbox faces and their strategic responses.
“Those are gamers who probably were never going to buy another game.”
Game Pass Viability and Industry Comparisons
27:35 to 28:00
Evaluate the sustainability of Game Pass and compare it with industry trends.
The Future of Game Pass and Its Revenue Model
28:00 to 29:40
Discussion on the viability and financial strategies of Game Pass in light of industry changes.
“to put movies day and date on HBO Max during the pandemic, and it fucking ruined things, and we'll never be able to put the genie back in the bottle there.”
Resident Evil Movie Trailer Reaction
34:20 to 36:35
Live reaction and analysis of the new Resident Evil movie trailer, discussing its style and implications.
“Tim, you want to take a super chat to the mat.”
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Cinematic Adaptations of Video Games
36:35 to 42:00
Exploration of the challenges and expectations surrounding video game adaptations in film.
“I mean it's crazy Zach Crager doing a Resident Evil movie I didn't know this was happening Oh yeah?”
Resident Evil Adaptation Discussion
42:00 to 43:19
Explore the implications of adapting Resident Evil for different audiences.
“Jameson Super Chastain says, the Resident Evil trailer looks like 28 days later.”
PlayStation Online License Check Concerns
43:20 to 44:39
Learn about the new online license checks for PlayStation users and their implications.
“it's just like y 'all are doing way too much at one time um but it's like yeah their outfits look like they're outfits.”
Digital Ownership and Licensing Issues
44:40 to 46:05
Discuss the challenges of digital game ownership and licensing on consoles.
“Feature a 30-day timer that shows when you will need to connect to the internet again before losing access.”
Subnautica 2 Early Access Announcement
46:06 to 49:19
Get the latest updates on the early access launch of Subnautica 2.
“all the digital stuff all the the checks licensing freaking do you own it make sure you activate your PlayStation 5 is your main PlayStation 5.”
Star Wars Galactic Racer Release Date
49:20 to 51:39
Find out about the release details and expectations for Star Wars Galactic Racer.
“It's coming to PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox series.”
New Game Announcement: City of None
51:40 to 54:09
Discover the details of the new game City of None from the makers of Celeste.
“I don't want to have to go above your head to your boss and say that you don't like money, but I'll do it.”
Strange Scaffold's New Game Truck-Kun
54:10 to 56:01
Learn about the absurd and unique premise of the new game Truck-Kun.
“Because if you discover this, I'm sure we discover Andy's not as smart as we think he is.”
Discussion on Upcoming Game Updates
56:01 to 56:31
The hosts discuss an upcoming game and its intriguing features.
“I forget if it was maybe on that show or maybe it was before we did the interview or after where he talked about this game.”
Wii News Channel Update
56:32 to 57:08
The hosts cover updates related to the Wii News channel and Nintendo Switch.
“you would go to our last news story the we news channel where we talk about all the small little tiny things you need to know about.”
Plague Tale Series Development News
57:09 to 57:51
Discussion about the upcoming third game in the Plague Tale series.
“I mean, a lot of people are going to be coming back to those games, right?”
Nacon Connect and Industry Updates
57:52 to 59:01
The hosts share updates about Nacon Connect and industry news.
“Tina Meany was tweeting saying who's in charge over there of the production stuff saying it's the biggest, coolest, most stylish production she's been a part of over there.”
Boycott Calls and Management Issues
59:02 to 59:48
Discussion on the calls to boycott Nacon due to management issues.
“while you catch up, I'll tell you vampire crawlers has surpassed 1 million players in its first week.”
Super Chat Highlights and Game Recommendations
59:49 to 1:00:41
The hosts read super chats and discuss game recommendations from fans.
“So this is noble spiders confirmed the report that Nacon shut it down after they couldn't find a buyer.”
Discussion on Live Golf and Investments
1:00:42 to 1:02:14
The hosts discuss the implications of investments in the gaming industry.
“Grab and die, but I also wanted to ask about a video game.”
Music Recommendation and Reactions
1:02:15 to 1:03:00
Hosts discuss a music recommendation and their reactions to it.
“When was the last time you played Ghostbusters the video game remastered?”
Final Super Chats and Listener Interaction
1:03:01 to 1:05:24
The hosts engage with listeners through final super chats.
“They super chatted and saying this and I had no idea who the hell Ray is.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Sign up for your$1 per month trial today at shopify.com slash kind of funny. If unwanted thoughts are taking over, don't wait to get help. Visit NoCD.com to book a free call with their team. For a limited time, get$25 off AuraFrame's best-selling Carver Matt Frame with code KINDAFUNNY at AuraFrames.com. If you want to get our shows ad-free and our exclusive shows, go to Patreon.com slash KindaFunny. Today, in the nerdy news you need to know about, Xbox's Asha Sharma comments on revenue declines. Our thoughts on the new Resident Evil trailer. And Tim, who will I call today? We'll have all this and more because this is Kind of Funny Games Daily.
0:49What's up, everybody? Welcome to Kind of Funny Games Daily for Thursday, April 30th, 2026. I'm one of your hosts, Greg Miller. alongside baby Sammy's daddy at Tim Geddes. Let Tim post. I'm happy you're wearing this chalk line shirt, this jacket. I just don't see it that much from you. It's not in the rotation. It got hidden. A little too hidden. You know what I mean? And then I tucked away. It was pushed back. I don't know how it got here. I do, but I don't want to blame her. It got put behind my suit jackets in the closet. Do you think this was on purpose? Was this Gia making a move of she doesn't like the jack no no it was clearly an accident it was clearly this was like out next to my bed someone was coming over got it like toss it in there gotta toss it yeah yeah yeah but no i saw it in my oh oh yeah it's back baby yeah any excuse because i don't have enough excuses to bust out the gold shoes you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah yeah so yeah you're a stiff individual aren't you i'm very stiff oh it's bad dude i'm getting crapper by the day yeah yeah yeah i usually get stiff at night you know what i mean we're doing this again in the morning already what it's the energy you You know what I mean?
1:57Just a slow news day today. Not slow at all. Everybody, I'm sorry that I'm Greg Miller and I'm vibrating with energy every goddamn second of my life. All right? This guy went off and had a kid and forgot what it's like around here, but I'll remind him every day he's in the shark cage. All right? Do you know how many people told me to apologize yesterday? Did you? Did you? I still don't understand the context in which I'm supposed to apologize. You doubted me. You doubted me. You know what I mean? It doesn't. You presented Nakey Jakey in a bad light at first. You set me up and I got out of it. You know what I mean?
2:32Now he has a new best friend. Spider-Man, I got out of the trash. I'll have to think about this. You will have to think about it. That's your homework for the weekend. Remember, everybody, if you're watching, be part of the show live. YouTube.com slash kindoffunnygames. You can super chat with your questions, comments, concerns about the day's news to be part of the show. Just like Melody Quested, who's a member for 21 months and says, Hey, it's going to be me. Yeah, it is. very soon crazy very very soon you're flying by tim i put some links here i want to talk about real quick i put them in a weird spot though i should have put them underneath you put them after we say a baker's dozen you say now i want to talk about that let me just get out then of course we couldn't do this show that our patreon producers on patreon.com slash kind of funny carl jacobs omega buster and delaney the psalm twining hey you hear me talk about patreon all the time because it's the best place to consume our content but you could also go to patreon.com slash kind of funny set up a free account and guess what you can check quips there now and you'd see that there's a new quip up for a new kind of feudy poll, but I will be shutting down before noon because I have to get in the assets to Roger.
3:29Tim, what are your links? Very, very exciting thing. Ninty media. Once again, putting out another coffee book based on some video games, something very near and dear to my heart. Okay. Covering Pokemon generation one celebrating, of course, 30 years of Pokemon covering the games, anime, movies, trading card game, and more all of it. They got a ton of super, super, super cool writers together to, to write about different aspects of Pokemon's 30 years, specifically focusing on generation one, but it kind of, you know, bleeds into everything. Cause if you were there at the beginning, chances are you're still there somewhat now, right?
4:04Yeah. Nine generations later, but there's a lot of incredibly talented writers working on this. And then there's also me, Barrett, if you could bring up the other one, me to write the forward for this book, which is really cool. They asked if I had any pictures of me around that time involving Pokemon, and I had this amazing picture of me pointing at Caterpie, my favorite Pokemon. So wait, is there a Kickstarter for it? There is a Kickstarter right now that you can go to to check this out. It's called Pokebook, the unofficial companion to Generation 1. You can check them out, the Ninty Media, N-I-N-T-Y Media, to go support the book, back it, get it.
4:44They're saying if you haven't backed one of our projects before, These are history books filled with bespoke images, photography, and information galore. If you love Pokemon and generation one, you're going to love this. Yeah. Very, very honored that I got to be a part of this, write the forward for this, celebrate 30 years of Pokemon. And I, I, I, I like what I wrote, you know, I, it was funny. Cause like I reread it and I'm like, yeah, this, this, I did this. I did this very in my voice, very in my voice to the point that I told them, I was like, Hey, I'm a talker, not a writer. You know what I mean?
5:14If I was performing this script, it'd be a banger. Read it in a book. Y 'all can edit it however you need to edit. We'll see what that all turns into in the final product. Very proud of it. Very honored. Go check it out. I am checking it out. You'll have to do the intro to the show to where we're at the next thing. I, of course, love you, Timothy. And love when you get to do stuff like this. I am, of course, backing on Kickstarter right now. I appreciate that. I'm adding enamel pins. I'm getting Jed and Gengar. I'm getting Ben the Eevee. Okay. And then I'm just scrolling and scrolling and scrolling to see.
5:45I know he wouldn't be Gen 1, but do they have a hallouch on here? Are they doing like that? They don't. Yeah, unfortunately. I like it. I mean, for the record, I thought we were going to have, it was like, do you want to add a pin? And I was like, you're going to have the starters. And then they went deep. So I was like, how deep are we going? How deep are we going? How deep is your love? For now, let's begin with what is and forever will be the Roper Report.
6:09It's time for some news. We have eight stories today. bless you Gregory thank you very much I understand the rewards and reimbursements I'm pledging my money right now I'm hitting the button I think that's the right credit card you can never tell anymore it's done thank you Greg Miller story number one we know we have work to do Xbox's Asha Sharma comments on latest financial as Xbox revenue declines again this is the one the only Chris Scullion at VGC Xbox CEO Asha Sharma says there's still work to be done as Microsoft's latest financial reports show another decline in revenue for the Xbox division.
6:48Microsoft's Q3 earnings report for the first three-month period, or for the three-month period ending March 31st, showed that Xbox content and services revenue was down 5 % based on the same period last year. Hardware revenue, meanwhile, declined 33 % year-on-year. This is currently a reoccurring situation for Xbox. Its Q2 earnings results also showed a year-on-year decline of 5 % and 32 % respectively, while Q1 showed a growth of 1 % in content and services, but a 29 % decline in hardware revenue. Reacting to the latest financial results, Sharma, who took over for Phil Spencer in late February and therefore wasn't in charge during most of the Q3 fiscal period, posted on X that Xbox will have to continue to work hard to turn around its fortunes.
7:36Quote, Xbox earnings today. While we have made progress expanding the business and our margins, player and revenue growth has not yet met our ambition. We know we have work to do to earn every player today and into the future, end quote. During an earnings call discussing the latest financial results, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella made a number of references to Xbox, noting that quote-unquote foundational work is currently being put in place to win back fans and strengthen engagement. Nadella said the Xbox team, quote, is recommitting to our core fans and players and shaping the future of play, adding, quote, last week's game pass changes are one example of how we are staying responsive to customer feedback.
8:19He also noted that Xbox set new records for monthly Xbox Xbox active users in the quarter as well as game streaming hours. During the same presentation, Microsoft CFO Amy Hood warned that a quick turnaround for Xbox isn't realistic and that it expects to see year on year declines in the Q4 period ending June 32. Happy birthday. Maybe Xbox dies on that day for you. Probably not. Probably not. No, no, no. But definitely another blow to the ongoing saga of Xbox. But is it, though? None of this is shocking, right? This is the whole point of what we're doing. If anything, I thought it was interesting last night as we were settling into the end of day slash going to home and hanging out.
9:04The tweet from our ex from Asha, right? That was like, hey, it's going to be bad. Hey, the fiscal reports are in. And yeah, it's not it's not good. Like, that's why I'm here. Yeah, it's kind of facts. And that's where the whole thing is. And yeah, it's like it's not like there's some miracle that was going to happen. Like we we've been following this. We've been covering this. There's been an Xbox headline every other day for the last year. Right. So there's no world in which all of a sudden it's like, oh, wow, it's way better than expected. I was doing a thought exercise in the shower this morning about Xbox.
9:33I'm sure you were. And I was thinking in a hypothetical what if world that clearly doesn't exist and so much would have had to change for this to be the case. What if Game Pass never existed? What if they kept going and every game that they released that we've had in the last five plus years, first party Xbox game, and let's say that all the Activision and Bethesda games were exclusive. If they just kept things how things used to be in the console wars, what would the hardware sales look like? Right? And I'm saying that means Call of Duty. Just the last two recent ones, I guess. and Starfield was exclusive, but no putting things on other platforms, none of that.
10:18We just, all of our first party games were exclusive. Would that have been enough? Because if that's not enough, the hardware sales. The hardware sales would be way better than this. Would they be close to PlayStation 5s? And so that's crazy, right? Because I feel like that's the things that's like they're losing. We talk about this as if they're losing and it's like, all right, well, they're still making money overall because they're publishers and now they own all these games and stuff but it's just i think important to kind of frame some context there of like there's no world in which we can create a scenario that they sell more than playstation 5 or even close does it feel like and so that's that's just an interesting conundrum to be in yeah i think you know it's the same conversation you've heard phil and sarah and asha to some degree say right of this this begins and ends with games right you they need to have game of the year caliber games you know matt booty's talked about this before too and this is something in the years of covering xbox they've talked about they wanted at least a quarter every quarter right to have like a big xbox game out there that would have challenged the world shaking it up you know been a game of the year contender at the tgas and that just hasn't happened with the output of xbox and that's where i think you come in and talk about this hypothetical world and it is fascinating of like yeah no like especially though and i'm obviously not a call of duty fan i'm not a hater but i mean i don't know the product well i know the recent entries haven't been well received of these are the greatest things of all time that's not true though the last year's wasn't the year before that was at the greatest of all time not grace of all time but what's saying one of one of the better like yeah i do think that there was like genuine enthusiasm, excitement, great reviews.
11:59Like, I think that they had a hit Call of Duty. I do think it was a big one. I think as big as it could be even, because I don't know if we'll ever be able to get to that golden age heyday. And see, that's what I'm talking about in terms of where we're at. You have to imagine this has some of those telltales complaints we have when we talk about these companies trying to make another fortnight trying to be fortnight fortnight trying to be fortnight where it's like call of duty is the biggest thing in the world yada yada yada and it's like well it's still humongous obviously but it's not our lives stop everybody's doing this thing all eyes are on that game anymore like it used to be like you're chasing a ghost there to some degree yeah can you get back to that see i don't know that i agree with that just because it's like sure in terms of like conversation and zeitgeist because like there has so much so there's so much other stuff to do but it's like you look at the numbers and that's just not true right it's like it is still selling as well it is still having as many if not more concurrent players and all that stuff so it's like i think that the the most you can ask from a call of duty is was it a good one this year yeah or did did it not hit the mark and i think that last year's didn't hit the mark the year before did um but to your point about the matt booty stuff like i never took that as them trying to have a game of the year contender every four months or whatever it was right i thought it was consistent xbox first party games and i think that they very much did that it's just yeah there wasn't any of those like besides forza which we can't discredit right um so there was a very steady cadence the last couple years like when we look back it's like and it's just sure numbers because of how many developers that they own and publishers even at this point yeah with the Bethesda and Activision so yeah I don't know it's just it's just kind of concerning to think about like the the broad data of it all of because I always am talking about the the game pass like just my takes on game pass but like it's just kind of crazy to me to think that I even don't believe that it would help them win if they didn't have that and they did everything else like quote-unquote the old school right way yeah well I think again it comes back to these games they're putting out they're okay cool they're hitting one a quarter maybe but they're putting out games that i just don't think are getting the nines the tens the things you need to be right we're talking about south of midnight which you really liked i really liked not the combat of it but really enjoyed the game but we're talking about games that are seven fives eights outer worlds to a game i fucking ignored right but did not resonate with this and these are the games you're starting to see the brand and xbox game pass be associated with and when you you become associated with oh well these games are less than that's why i would get a game pass that's why i would do this thing then you fall into starfield the game obviously i adore it like did not live up to the hype admittedly like you put all these things together and you are tarnishing the xbox brand yeah you know what i mean you're lessening you're watering it down but then you look on the playstation side and it's like what have they done for me lately right it's just like when we compare it and i it's still there is that like i'm not y 'all know where I stand on all of this, but it's like, well, Nintendo, but also more so on the PlayStation side.
15:11I'm more excited about Soros than I am and playing Soros right now than pretty much any Xbox game, right? Although, like you say, that's not true. Forza. Like, I can't discredit that. And, of course, Halo later and all that stuff, but when we look at, like, the PlayStation first-party titles, it's not like the last two years have been spectacular. Yeah, there hasn't been the greatness at the same clip we've seen in the past. Yote, obviously, a great game. I'm sorry, it's a great game, but we're not getting these things every quarter, right? Yeah. Sony first party exclusives are few and far between.
15:45It feels like we're getting two PlayStation games a year, right? That might not be entirely accurate. It feels like it. It feels like it, right? And I think Sony's strategy has been the last couple years focusing more on giant third party exclusives like The Rise of the Ronin, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, like those type of things that in Final Fantasy XVI, like they've had major wins in those spaces because of that to fill out that exclusive side. Because of course their live service thing collapsed. Of course. Just to make sure we pay the story. I mean that's why I think Output has been the way it's been.
16:18There isn't a Last of Us multiplayer game going right now where they're dropping a season every six months and we're all like oh my god I can't wait to give them more money. But it just doesn't change the fact though that that is what the Output has been. 100%. So it's like when I'm just thinking about the what if of Xbox had they just been doing I mean, pure exclusives. And yeah, it's exclusives of a bunch of sevens to nines. Let's just be generous there, right? And a red fall over here and there. Compared to what PlayStation's doing, it's like, damn, so even that would not be enough. And I believe that.
16:47I believe it wouldn't be enough. Yeah, I don't think it would have motivated people to switch over and buy the console and do the thing. You know what I mean? Like, that's what we're talking about, you know, to go back to that old tired Phil quote, right? They lost the worst generation to lose whenever we built a digital library. so this generation slash any xbox generation has to have something holy shit i can't believe i i have to go play that i have to be a part of that and i don't think as much as i liked it south of midnight's that i don't think outer worlds 2 is that i don't think starfield is that and that's why we've seen the push and pull we've seen of them going multi-platform and maybe now receding back we'll see to full-blown exclusivity as asha weighs all her options as they set off on this But it will be interesting to see, you know, even as CFO Amy Hood here says, this isn't going to be a quick turnaround.
17:32It's going to be the same for Q4. When do we see Xbox hardware positive year over year? Like, you know what I mean? Like, because again, as we build to whatever this Project Helix is going to be, we worry so much about that cost, that tech, how far out that actually is. That will be the memory leak. the year that there's new hardware out will be the year that there's a positive increase in sales we've just gone down so many year over year over year over year you can only go up like i just think just there's a there will be enough inherent interest from a tech perspective and just from some gamers and from the hardcore xbox people like yeah of course then you're gonna get a the biggest like amount of consoles sold but that that might be the last time that ever happens you know like i just it's it's going to be very hard to to change that um you talked a bit about this yesterday because it was our first time talking about xbox together on it and i'm right there with you of like i think the industry is strongest when there's multiple hardware slash publishers out there that are killing it and doing it and yada yada so this isn't me wishing ill on anybody and again as i laid in bed last night and booted up my rog ally and that xbox logo popping like that's crazy how much xbox i play even though it's not necessarily on a series It's on my razor blade 16.
18:45It's on my rock ally. It's whatever, but I'm in that ecosystem daily in a crazy way that I've never been before. I'm not wishing it will. I just think this is such a Herculean task to try to get out from behind the eight ball on this. And this project helix is going to be, I think ungodly expensive. And that's, that was even before everything went crazy with Ram. So it's like to get here and put that out and say, this is who Xbox is. have they paved a path when they, by that point, when they announce it, where you go, well, you know what? There's been sins of the past, but Forza banger, halo banger, gears, eat a banger fable.
19:29You know what I mean? Like, are we going to look back and be like, you thought you've proved it with the six games we just had. And now you're announcing all these other games, let alone, of course the, it's a PC as well. And it can do all this stuff. Is that going to actually lead to people buying that? or is it going to be more people going, I still don't believe in this vision and I don't want to blah, blah, blah, blah. There's two things there. One is she did in the more recent all-hands thing, right? The letter, yeah. We are Xbox. They talked about understanding things can't be too expensive.
19:57Yeah. And I feel like it's not even reading between the lines. It's just hearing the words being said. They're saying the Project Helix that they understand they cannot put it out at an unreasonable price tag. Whatever price they put on it, people are going to be mad. That's just how things work. But like, I do think that having them having said that, I still think it's going to be incredibly expensive, but they're going to do anything they can to make this a entry point for people to get back in. We'll see how much that sticks. We'll see how much road they actually get. Cause cool right now. These are all, all words.
20:30Yeah. Those words are starting to get turned into action. This game pass thing. I can't believe it happened this quickly. Right. Yeah. Cause I thought it would just be talking, talking, talking. And then maybe in six months, like at earliest, I would think June, the showcase, we start getting some answers to things. But no, they're working a little faster than that. So all I'm going to say is I'm going to, at this point, lean towards believing there's going to be an actual attempt to make Project Helix a reasonably priced product for where the market is. There's a lot of asterisks and caveats there, right?
21:03Yeah. then the other thing is you talking about the uh will these six games if they all bang whatever it is change the mentality and i do think that an unfortunate thing is they're building this xbox brand now like back up again simultaneously releasing these games on playstation so it's like for as good as these games are are the people just gonna be like i'm just gonna wait for it on playstation and by the time we're talking about forza horizon 7 that maybe they're like that one's going to be exclusive well you already kind of lost the understanding from people where that's not going to convince them to to jump ship you know what i mean and i also think it's going to be very interesting with uh the end of the year um with grand theft auto 6 if it actually happens um which at this point i right now i think it's going to and if it does there's no chance that that's not the biggest upswing in ps5 slash ps5 pro sales that we have ever seen since launch right and what does that mean then there's going to be what 10 million more playstation 5s maybe maybe that's too much 5 million more uh playstation 5s in the world which means when playstation is putting out more games and xbox is putting more games on playstation they have an even bigger install base to sell forza to like the numbers just need to add up at a certain point and it's going to be very interesting yeah i think you're you know i think you're underselling a point you're making where we talk about losing the worst generation you could have lost when we talk about phil and now you talk about this watershed moment in games and you're talking about you can't even go into a lot of stores and buy an xbox because they're not on shelves anymore right like they've just divested that way and so to have this again mainstream audience that is going to buy a PlayStation 5 for Grand Theft Auto.
22:51Those are gamers who probably were never going to buy another game. But maybe if it would have been a different world, different ball of wax, and they saw Xbox and they heard about Game Pass, they buy that and then they try something. You know what I mean? You convert some of them at least to the Xbox ecosystem where here you lose them all the PlayStation. And then, yeah, we go, cool. They're off the table. They just bought a brand new expensive console. They're off the table for Project Helix in the next two, three years, whatever. it is and then you domino out from there yeah let alone the fact of how many gamers are going to already they already own a playstation 5 and maybe they already own the xbox the series x and they're going grand theft auto is coming out and they're going to go well this is my chance to upgrade to a pro i've never done the pro now granted of course pros just went up in price as well so we're talking a whole different ball of wax for the economy but you are going to see that right it is going to be the classic people getting the new tv getting the system this is the game for it yeah the other thing i was speaking out turn about those numbers there's no way it'll sell like five million but like i it will sell two three million right yeah uh and i think another interesting call out here uh from this is that in uh sati and adela when he's speaking on this right he also noted that xbox quote set new records for monthly active users in the quarter as well as game streaming hours end quote if we want to double back to uh ash's letter the we are xbox one of course one of the things we talked that length about on that day was this quote from our new North Star will be daily active players.
24:16So again, as they say that, and then of course we're going to start trying to change the narrative, right? This isn't about hardware sales. It isn't about this. It's about how many people are engaging with the platform. Yeah. And, and how much of that is to the audience and how much of that is to Satya himself of Xbox being like, Hey, Microsoft, just let us do our fucking thing. Hey, but you still need to appease. So let's, let's, what can we do? What can we aim towards? That's a number that'll make them happy. Yeah, of course. And I think, you know, this is also you talk about talking to Microsoft.
24:47This is talking to the shareholders of Microsoft, right? And giving them a glimpse of the narrative. This is going to continue to be bad for a while, but we're doing this and we are building a new foundation and we are rolling with it, which again speaks to something that's come up a few times this week already. And then, of course, throughout the months since Asha took over of like they're messaging this well to actually be real. This isn't just we're bringing someone in to close Xbox. You know what I mean? They're fighting, it seems. So we'll see how that goes. We got a bunch of super chats, of course.
25:18Let's get them in here, okay? Bam says, I don't believe they're actually trying to their fullest because why haven't they lowered the ninth-gen console price yet? That's how you grow before Helix. Well, a great question, Bam. I think it's several different factors, and I'd love to have your take on it because, of course, you're always more hardware-inclined than me. I think there is the fact, like I said, that so many people have divested and they're not on shelves already. So to go and fight back for that space for something that the, I know this is a little bit too bullish probably, but the market has said we don't want, we've already chosen our horse in this race.
25:53Seems foolish. It would piss off retailers and leave stock on there and our retailer is going to believe it, yada, yada, yada. And it would also, let's say they did that. Then you have people who buy the Xbox and not in the same Grand Theft Auto kind of argument, they buy it for that or they buy it for something else. Then when you announce in or put out in a year and a half, two years, Project Helix, they go, I just bought an Xbox. I don't need to buy a new one yet. Right now, I think the idea is we take the licks, we got beat, clear the shelves, and when Project Helix comes, that's when we go, okay, everybody, let's go back to Costco and Target and Sam's Club and Walmart and everything.
26:26Let's fight for that space. Let's have things where you can go buy the box. Yeah, I mean, we're just in a very unfortunate time right now due to a lot of reasons that fucking suck. The cost of tech is just outrageous. So it's like we're looking at PlayStation and it's the we've said this a million times is the first generation that it is more expensive than it where it is now than it than it than getting price cuts. So I think, yeah, the Xbox isn't a very bad place where they should lower the price of this thing. It should be very cheap. They should be like essentially giving them away and taking the hit just to get them in households.
27:00But I just don't think that the market's in a place right now to do that. But when you look at the letter, the Xbox letter, they do talk about the ninth gen console prices. So I wouldn't be surprised if they got to work it out. They can't just make decisions like the, I don't believe they're trying to the fullest. They're not doing that yet because there's still decisions and strategies that need to be made and put in place to like make sure that their full vision is going to be something that they, that even exists in two, three years. If you make the wrong calls, too many wrong calls right now, then the company literally doesn't exist.
27:35K Zupano says A service providing day one releases can't be Profitable your profit margins are small Missing full copy sales and they don't make Enough games that hit or generate enough Microtransactions to work it's absolutely Insane I just like Yeah the longer we go on the more angry It makes me like it's just like Y 'all are devaluing this industry And it happened to movies and then everyone Complains that the CG in movies sucks Well guess what happened we allowed everybody to put movies day and date on HBO Max during the pandemic, and it fucking ruined things, and we'll never be able to put the genie back in the bottle there.
28:08And now Marvel laid off like a thousand artists, right? And CG is now going to probably be done by AI. So then do you foresee them being, can they take that genie out of the bottle on Game Pass? Should they just kill Game Pass? Reinvent Game Pass? I absolutely think they should. And yeah, Game Pass should be a PS Plus type thing. The thing is, this is another thing i was thinking about in the shower today like it's the day and date first party titles and it's the like trying to make big deals with the big third party exclusives and all that stuff it's like no y 'all need the money you need the sales of these games like to pay the teams so that this works so that money's actually coming in game pass could be a year later put every first party title like what they're doing with call of duty do that with everything like i look at playstation and like to talk about the ps plus side of things there's that the game collection i hate how many different things there are game collection ps plus multiple tiers i get that's just where we're at in life but it's like i do think that at a certain point yeah the old games they're not selling full price they're not they're not moving off the shelves in these like large quantities so it's like yeah i should be able to play god of war god of war ragnarok if i have playstation plus yeah yes i should i get that that makes sense but day and date no no Oh, like, like, Portza should cost money, man.
29:30Like, Fable should cost money. So. My final one here before we'll kick you some ads and get you to a Resident Evil reaction. Aaron Lime says, I get Tim's point, but Rebirth and 16 weren't quote-unquote major wins for PlayStation's third-party strategy. If they underperformed so much that Square quit the deal. That's missing the point of we're talking about the quality. We're talking about the narrative of the games on the PlayStation. Rebirth was a game of the year, one of the six. at the Game Awards. Yeah. Right? It won Game of the Year left and right. Like Final Fantasy 16, for the most part, very well received.
30:02And it's like, just because it didn't perform for Square, each one of those sold millions of units. Square also always has unrealistic expectations for all of their games. They were, that was a good move for PlayStation in the war with Xbox, which is what we're talking about. Square's part of it, that's a different conversation. And then you get into all these people putting their stuff on Game Pass and like, is that working for you? And is it not? Which we've had conflicting reports on throughout the years but i digress there's more gaming news to get to before but before then let me remind you we have a kind of funny membership that gives you all of our programming ad free your daily dose of me greg miller in a series we call greg way and of course good karma for supporting an 11 person 11 year old small business but right now you're not using your benefits so here's a word from our sponsors this episode is brought to you by shopify do you know what I hate?
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34:19That's NoCD.com. And we're back. Tim, you want to take a super chat to the mat. Go for it. I do. Immersion Fragrances says at 30 million subscribers and$15 a month average, that's$450 million a month. That's over$5 billion a year in revenue just from subs. I can't imagine Xbox is losing too much, if anything, here. That's all not talking at all about how much it costs, how much they're spending for the deals for third parties, how much they are not making from sales of the video games themselves. It's like that number, that revenue, that is not profit. And that is the equation that's not adding up, where that is a huge number, yes, but compare that to all the other numbers that go into that, and it's all right, cool.
35:01PlayStation also has PlayStation Plus. how much are they making from that right yeah and they're making the money selling the games and they're not having to do these like insane deals they're doing different types of deals but they're the number we know some of the numbers we've heard some of these numbers yeah they're freaking insane it's like saying your entire uh salary is everything you make in a year and you get to keep all that but yeah you got you got bills to pay you gotta pay rent same thing with Roger bullies you for your lunch money. Exactly. He's so good. Only me, though. Number two on the Roper Report, there's no sign of Leon or Chris in the new Resident Evil movie trailer.
35:37This is Kenneth Shepard at Kotaku. Yep. Kotaku. You know. The next shot at a live action Resident Evil movie is coming this year, courtesy of Weapons and Barbarian director, Zach Kreger. And true to his word, it doesn't seem like an adaptation of the games at all. The first trailer has zombies and other creepy crawlies galore, but you won't see Leon Kennedy or Chris Redfield here. I'll stop here and let you all know. Obviously, we would love to react to the trailer live, but when we live react to a trailer on YouTube, YouTube thinks we're stealing the trailer, and then they strike our channel and shut us down, so we can't do that way.
36:12Thanks, YouTube. Just to explain that even a little more, it's movie trailers that when we react live, so we can pre-record a live reaction and upload it. We just can't do it when we're live, and we're live. Resident Evil follows a guy named Brian, played by euphoria and weapons actor austin abrams uh who is not who is having a no good very bad night we don't know much about uh the guy beyond that he is a medical courier and that he has a partner he is worried he won't see again after the world starts to go to shit around him despite it not being a direct adaptation of any of the resident evil games we do see brian doing very resident evil things like using minimalists or minimal supplies to try and fend off a horde of zombies and looting keys off a dead body also getting a shotgun Resident Evil is coming to theaters on September 18th Tim Yep You and I watched this before the show So we could talk about it here Yeah man What do you think?
37:05I mean it's crazy Zach Crager doing a Resident Evil movie I didn't know this was happening Oh yeah? I don't follow the entertainment news So like I missed this Or maybe set it on a game's cast and forgot all about it Nah he's been on a hot streak Obviously with these horror movies Oh my god yeah Such a style Such a like Very very very like important moment in horror movies like we we get this like new wave of creators every couple years and i feel like sometimes they're not hitting the same sometimes it's like oh it's we've seen this before iterative this is one of the we are in the era now obviously we got we have peel we have uh ari aster and crager is kind of just dominating right now in this moment so to get an ip like resident evil very exciting right but that's also coupled with where we're at right now with video game adaptations where we are getting better ones than we ever have before and i think that the likelihood of one being good is higher than it is of it being bad i'm not saying it's a hundred percent hit rate i'm not even saying these are the best things ever but facts are facts look at the reviews look at the scores yeah look into your heart greg your heart um there there's a higher likelihood that it will be good so here we are our eighth resident evil movie god that's theatrically released even of course there's all the cg um ones that are a separate have we done Is Resident Evil in review yet?
38:20No But we do have the perfect amount And are you interested? Roger Yeah Okay Greg Let's have a real talk right now Eight Resident Evil movies Okay Horror? I never get to do horror It's horror? Yeah I know I know But it's horror enough It's horror enough I don't know I think I have seen The first three Whoa Yeah yeah yeah Let me IMDB that Alright Roger if you're listening You heard it right here Resident Evil movies Uh huh Because there's seven of them that are... Oh, I definitely saw Extinction. There's six of them. I definitely saw Extinction. So that's the first three. Resident Evil, obviously, that was like...
38:57Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. And then they own the DVD and the lasers. Apocalypse, I mean, I would have seen. I would have missed it because I would have been less excited. But Resident Evil, Extinction, I distinctly remember going. Yeah. So there's six Alice movies. And then there was Welcome to Raccoon City. Never saw that. A bit more trying to directly adapt the games, but then also made some choices that didn't do that at all. And it's like, what are we doing? Yeah. Why do we go 90 % of the way here? but anyways all this to say this is very exciting and so watching this trailer it lives up to pretty much everything I thought it would be this looks like an awesome Zach Crager movie sure it does not look like a good Resident Evil movie do you care about that not really like I feel like especially after Welcome to Raccoon City which I enjoyed a lot but it's alright cool these games aren't great in terms of story and characters they're iconic because they're video games and we like them but like translating the gameplay into a movie and stuff.
39:48It's like, y 'all, the movies, the games are fun because they're, they're B movies as games. Yeah. So translating that back to a movie, it's like, nah, man, let Zach Kroger do his goddamn thing. And I'm, I'm here for it. There was a couple of things in this that I really loved. And there's a couple of things in it that I'm like, I don't personally like it. Like there was a lot of shots. Like there's one of all the hands coming out of the door and the big guy in the sewers and stuff, which that I can stretch a little bit more to be like, okay, Resident Evil, does have a lot of weird shit like that but this seems a little bit more like the start of the outbreak or like around the time like him this he's just dealing with this for the first time yeah they're saying this is in the universe of the games so oh them saying that to me is like i'm just gonna pretend that didn't exist because i that'll ruin it for me because like there's just too much stuff i'm like the hands in the doors i'm like that doesn't that's not the my resident evil right that's not my resident evil shot at the end of the trailer though a bunch of zombie bodies like falling out of buildings that's fucking sick shots of him walking with the guns like having the shotgun hanging off yeah that's the type of adaptation that I like where it's like oh it's it's not a literal like they're not memeing it making the joke of like how is he holding four guns and you don't see it on him and they make a joke about it right yeah it's literally like dude it would be hard to walk around with a shotgun you know while you also are having to pick up keys and stuff like very interested in this I think this looks really really really bad yeah it's uh obviously someone who loves horror movies loves barbarian loves weapons like i'm i'm in no matter what for me literally not knowing this existed till today when somebody's like oh the resident evil trailer's out i was like oh okay like i i i'm interested in why making a resident evil move not like a why like that sounds so pretentious like i'm an asshole like i'm trying to protect it but it's just interesting i'm just like oh okay like i don't know i guess it's on the one hand interesting i have you watched the documentary and i use it loosely because it's kind of just a fan film about uh the story behind uh george a romero and him trying to make the resident evil movie and he made the like remember the live action commercial he did and he was going to make it have you watched the documentary yeah okay like going through that and being like man what would romero's resident evil movie look like if he wasn't getting noted to death and do all these different like it's exciting to think of somebody i love so much you know taking a property that i also appreciate and doing something cool with it so that's where we're at with this where it's like cool to create but it's just an interesting one of like huh i i watch it and i'm like i'm there no matter what because it's saying all the right things but i wonder for the hardcore resident evil fans what are they gonna think are they gonna be up in arms about it it starts off with them in a house what's a house greg a building a residence all right okay A lot of evil in this trailer.
42:31There is. They're nailing it. Jameson Super Chastain says, the Resident Evil trailer looks like 28 days later. Yeah, I mean, the energy, I can see that. Demon Hacker says, I am an Ari Sicko. Looks like a good game, but a bad adaptation. IMO, anyone going in expecting the same lore respect as Fallout will be disappointed. Yeah, absolutely. Does Resident Evil respect its own lore, though? They try to. They try to, but their lore is like, it's silly. You know what I mean? I don't know that you want to watch those movies. Fair. oh here's the thing no i mean the games the games the games does resident evil games yeah that's what i'm saying but i if you were to adapt those directly it's like like who's that for and that's why i think again non-fully but for the most part that's what uh welcome to raccoon city tried to do the problem with there's a lot of problems with that movie but a problem with welcome to raccoon city is they were essentially adapting re 1 2 and 3 in an hour and a half it's just like y 'all are doing way too much at one time um but it's like yeah their outfits look like they're outfits.
43:30They made references to specific puzzles and stuff like that. And I'm sitting there in the theater like, yeah, yeah. But like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's that doing that for? Yeah, of course. Sky in the super chat says, Resident Evil super fan here. This movie looks great. All the subtle nods to the game are hitting. Let this man cook. Hashtag in Craigor we trust. I trust him implicitly. And then right on target and right on topic. Kebab says, happy 10th anniversary to the Ratchet and Clank movie. Hell yeah. Jeff the Maverick says Zach Kregor broke down the entire trailer on IGN's YouTube channel.
44:03It's 12 minutes I recommend watching. We will. I'd watch it right now but then IGN claims and I get in trouble. Then I got Max Scoville over here with a seasoned assist and I don't have time for that right now. Okay. September's not that far. Believe it or not. That's crazy. Number three on the Roper Report. PlayStation users report new online license checks but Sony quells concerns. This is Gabe Gerwin over at GameSpot. Gabe Gerwin at GameSpot A lot of G's there, I appreciate that A new quirk has begun affecting PlayStation 4 and PlayStation 5 owners With digital game purchases And I know we've reported on this before We're going to the more fleshed out information It appears the system's latest updates Have introduced a 30 day online License check for digital games Leaving those who have extended internet outages Without access to certain games However, Sony has clarified Exactly how it works And it seems like most players have nothing to worry about Several users, including the game accessibility Twitter account Does It Play, have reported that all new PlayStation Store purchases, those made before March 2026, appear to be unaffected.
45:09Feature a 30-day timer that shows when you will need to connect to the internet again before losing access. This timer doesn't appear to be visible on the PlayStation 5, but according to Does It Play, it is still being tracked in the background. While unlikely to be a tangible issue for most players, there are definitely use cases that could see a PlayStation 4 or PlayStation 5 disconnected from the internet for extended periods of time. According to a statement, Does It Play gave Kotaku, the license checks may have been introduced to combat refund scams, but were designed to convert into unlimited licenses afterwards.
45:47words that appears to be the case with si an si e spokesperson telling game spot the following quote players can continue to access and play their purchase games as usual a one-time online check is required to confirm the game's license after which no further check-ins are required end quote i hate this stuff so all is well that ends well for now yeah yeah i mean yeah i does all the digital stuff all the the checks licensing freaking do you own it make sure you activate your PlayStation 5 is your main PlayStation 5. Then you can play offline. God, the freaking primary shit. Yeah, the primary shit.
46:20I hate it, man. Yeah. It's better than it used to be. It is. In the old days, remember, you had to go on the fucking website and deactivate it. If you had too many, then you could deactivate them all. But if you did that twice in a year, it's like you can't do it ever again. Man. Yeah. So much of that stuff sucks. Sucks on Nintendo. Sucks on PlayStation. I don't really know about it on Xbox too much. I'm being real. Yeah. Magic sucks, though. It probably. Play anywhere, though. You know what I mean? It's everywhere. saves getting kicked around left and right i don't know if you remember this greg but uh i my ps3 broke one time and this was like back in my early days at ign so i went up to you didn't know you well yeah i was like hey can you fix this you're the playstation guy and you're like yeah i'll send it in and they sent it in and then they sent me a new ps3 back none of my saves or anything were backed up and i was like well that's not what i wanted yeah yeah well that's the 13 i had to restart it yeah it's one of those you should have backed up your saves you I know.
47:12Yeah. Different time. Different place. See, I think a lot of times when we talk about thinking of, I mean, I know PlayStation because it's my, you know, these stories and what I did. But I'll say in general, video game, customer service, you expect they would treat it with the care and respect you have. That's never the case. Never the case. I don't think anybody, they just go right into the PS3 shredder. They're just like, I don't want to be done with it. It's like when Colin broke my PlayStation with a Sopranos disc in it. That Sopranos disc never came back. No. You know what I mean? that was the end of that sopranos number four on the roper report subnautica 2 early access starts in may in wake of its publisher and publisher and fired leads legal dispute this is chris scullin at vgc following a legal saga which challenged the firing of its leadership team unknown worlds has finally announced the early access date for subnautica 2 a new cinematic trailer for the game has been published revealing the early access starts on may 14th at 8 a.m pacific quote we are thrilled to announce that subnautica 2 will be$29.99 USD at early launch early access launch unknown worlds stated in the game's official website you will need to buy subnautica 2 once during early access you'll get all additions updates and hot fixes up to our 1.0 launch and beyond beyond the announcement comes roughly a month after publisher craftin was accused of ignoring court orders by announcing to staff that the game was releasing in may despite such a decision seemingly being the responsibility of the newly reinstated CEO, Ted Gill.
48:41It would appear that the matter has been resolved to at least some extent with unknown worlds announcement today of a May 14th early access launch. All's well that ends well, here we are. It's actually happening. And this is, I mean, again, congratulations to the founders getting reinstated. You know, there was all, if you go look at the lawsuit, the whole thing appear apparently allegedly was crafting trying to get out of paying them their bonus if they got it out by a certain date so they didn't let them get out and then they fucking got rid of them and they're like they can't do that they always went and then they the judge was like you gotta let them back in so they let them back in and now they're putting the game out is anyone going to play subnautica 2 that's what i want to know are you going to play subnautica 2 now and this isn't that i think it looks like trash or anything like that i couldn't even pick subnautica 2 out of a lineup i just think it's interesting we've covered the news for so long that i have no idea the hype for subnautica 2 i mean yes a lot of people are saying yes over here twitch chat a lot of yeses a few no's in the youtube very interesting
49:43huh i wonder why very interesting very yo this is really weird okay we're getting a couple yeses for a while it was absolutely god of war okay this is disgruntled monkey i absolutely beat god of war for me for game of the year all right good cool again this wasn't me shitting on it i just don't know anything about the game anymore outside of it perfect good for you good for them we will look for that may 14th now for another release date gregway number five star wars galactic racer lands on pc playstation 5 and xbox series x and s on october 6th this is chris holt at end gadget while we look at the brand new trailer star wars galactic racer an upcoming game from the former burnout and need for speed developers that was announced at the game awards in december will arrive on October 6th.
50:31It's coming to PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox series. News of the release date leaked last week, and now developer Fuse Games and publisher Secret Mode have made it official. Timothy, tell me how excited you are. I am so excited. A little later, actually a lot later than I expected this to be. I thought this was going to be a summer game, but I can't freaking wait. I just want to get my hands on it. This is one of the ones I need to feel. I need to know what I'm in for, but the thing I'm most excited for, there's a story mode, and I think that's going to be a lot lot of fun i i really have high hopes for it this is one of the games that i'm like you know we all get it we look at this and it's like it could just be one of those diamond dozen like another game's coming out or this could be a labor of love that people understand yo there's expectations here that are different than just a star wars genre game right this is like i'm trying to live up to especially come on the boon to eve classic i get to do it again in 4k sure can't wait i'm excited for you.
51:30I hope you have fun with it. Everyone, there needs to be a small waddo in it. You know, some kind of dangle charm that I can attach. Just the smallest waddo. Just a small waddo, John Drake. We're not asking for too much. We're really not. I mean, for real. Microtransaction it, John. Do you not like money? You know what I mean? I don't want to have to go above your head to your boss and say that you don't like money, but I'll do it. You will. He'll call him. Live on air. I will. Number six on the Roper Report. Extremely okay games. Maker of Celeste announces platform adventure game City of None on PS4 PC.
52:03I'm sorry. This is Sal Romano and Komatsu who remember is much more young and handsome than you think. Yeah, I always thought Sal Romano was going to be an old person and then he watches the show. He's probably watching right now, but then he popped up once and I was like, I was like, damn, wait, what the fuck? You're younger than me. Weird. Good for you, Sal. And he also is in shape. Extremely OK Games has announced City of None, a side-scrolling platform adventure game from Celeste co-creator Noel Barry and Liam Barry. It will launch for PC via Steam in 2027. Here is an overview of the game via its Steam page.
52:34Adventure through a metropolis filled with strange spirits, wicked beasts, ferocious robots, and more than one friend as you rest life and the city's future back from the grip of ravenous barons. A platforming adventure game made from the co-creator of Celeste. Bullet points, three of them. Discover unique items and power-ups that grant you new platforming abilities. Venture by train to the city's five sectors and explore their many pathways. Meet many friendly and not so friendly city inhabitants through your adventure. This looks super, super, super cool. Yeah, it looks really cool. And I love the colors and the kind of visual style of this.
53:13I learned something recently, Greg, that I'm like, I wish I knew this before. And maybe inherently in my heart and soul, I did know it. But now that I officially know it's going to be one of those annoying things I bring up any chance I get. there's an interior design formula, like a rule of color balancing, 60-30-10, where you want to balance things out color-wise with that ratio, right? And that's how you get really nice aesthetic looks. I don't know that this is doing that, but just like it's given me the 60-30-10 feel. Somebody broke it down with a bunch of cartoons of when a cartoon looks good and when a cartoon looks bad.
53:50Got it, got it, got it. Using Batman Beyond as an example of it. Of looking good? It's like without, yeah, of course. And without fail, every single screen, the color balance, 60, 30, 10. And I'm like, huh? And then you think about homes, you think about interior design, and you think about like the color balance. I'm like, whoa, whoa. Anyway, pretty game, everyone. I'm sure Andy is sweating. Maybe. Because if you discover this, I'm sure we discover Andy's not as smart as we think he is. Oh, yeah. I mean, we're always like, how did Andy make this look so good? He's just over there. Andy's taught me a lot about the greebles and keebles or whatever the fuck.
54:22I love a good greeble keeble. Number seven on the Roper Report, Strange Scaffold announces anime driving game Truck-Kun is supporting me from another world. This is Sam Smith at GamesBeat. Strange Scaffold is known for developing the games I Am Your Beast, Click Holding, and El Paso Elsewhere. The studio's new title will be a vehicular action game where the player acts as a truck that transports or isekais people into a fantasy anime universe. In a statement Strange Scaffold described, Truck-kun is supporting me from another world as, quote, an anime-inspired game about smashing through objects at high speed to power up the corporate ladder climber you accidentally isekied into a dangerous medieval fantasy world, end quote.
55:05The title is inspired by the anime and manga subgenre of isekai, and I'm sorry if I'm saying this wrong, in which characters find themselves in parallel universes. The upcoming game, quote, will revel in its own absurdism while simultaneously grounding itself with sharp satire that reflects real life per Strange Scaffold's press release. Strange Scaffold, man. Go get him. Go fucking get him. Zoliver out there. Stop killing it. I don't understand. Yeah. It's magic. It doesn't, it actually doesn't make sense. How are they releasing this many games that are of a good quality with unique as hell premises back to back to back to back to back?
55:43Yep. It's special, man. We did an interview with Zoliver, me, and Bless a while back for, I believe it was a game sketch, but maybe it was a stream. I forget which one it was. Oh, yeah, because Zoliver did a presentation that we sat in on talking about how they make games and what they're doing and how they're turning games so quickly. And it was a fascinating conversation. I urge you to go do. I forget if it was maybe on that show or maybe it was before we did the interview or after where he talked about this game. I was like, that sounds fucking crazy. And to see it, I would immediately be like, I want to play that.
56:14that's the kind of it looks cool uh everybody get on that one uh because of course strange scaffold keeps making amazing stuff and one day i'm sure they're gonna make a game of the year but when they do that'll be big news it'll be so big instead of talking about that i'd rather talk about small news where can i go to get the smallest news items i need to know about tim you would go to our last news story the we news channel where we talk about all the small little tiny things you need to know about.
56:42Number eight, the Wii News. From Noble, Super Mario Galaxy 2 on Nintendo Switch 2 received an update that adds a new story to the storybook. You can read this new story by clearing any galaxy and earning a Power Star. I have so many questions. We talk about WNDs. This is one of them. Why? I'm not complaining. It's cool. That's a new one from Greg. But this is so bizarre. I mean, a lot of people are going to be coming back to those games, right? For the movies. Yeah, but like just adding more storybook stuff feels, it doesn't feel like it's for the randos out there. This is like for the hardcore.
57:19Sure. The freaks, man. It's going to canonize them being sisters. I don't think it does. That's the more bizarre part. Is that like the storybook is kind of not that story. It's like a different thing going on. I just read it to Sammy. I know. but not with not with the new page not the new page not even the other new pages they put the book out they added new pages I know and that's why that game really was not a remaster as much as it was you know what I mean it should have been available for Roger to get in Fantasy Critic if you ask me shut up Greg from VGC the studio behind Plague Tale series says the third game is now in the last stages of development quote the release is almost here that's exciting for Plague Tale fans yeah Xbox presents a special look at Stranger Than Heaven will be 30 minutes long and is set for May 6th after they bait and switched us on the last developer third party direct.
58:14From Noble again. Tina Meany was tweeting saying who's in charge over there of the production stuff saying it's the biggest, coolest, most stylish production she's been a part of over there. We should live react to it.
58:31We should do it. We should do it. I'll look into it. From Noble again, Pearl Abyss has sold CCP Games to current CEO Hilma Patterson for approximately 177.132 billion Korean won. Okay. I didn't realize CCP Games was owned by Pearl Abyss. So EVE Online and all that jazz was underneath Pearl Abyss? I didn't know that. Unless I'm thinking of something differently. Am I seeing something different in chat? Let me know. while you catch up, I'll tell you vampire crawlers has surpassed 1 million players in its first week. Go get them, uncle. Hell yeah. Uh, Nacon connect is back on May 7th, 2026. Uh, this is news because remember it was going to happen.
59:15Then they declared the bankruptcy and earth's file for insolvency. So they canceled or postponed it. Now they've done it again and saying, now we're doing it on May 7th. And then Aaron Lime has a super chat that says important. We news per rock, paper, shotgun, former spiders developers are asking people to boycott Nacon citing purposeful mismanagement of the shutdown. Who would have thought this would be messy as you try to go bankrupt right before your showcase, then bring your showcase back. I digress. What did we find out about over here? Yeah, it is even the CCP zone by. I didn't know that.
59:46Okay. Then back to noble again. Oh, Oh, I see spiders confirmed. So this is noble spiders confirmed the report that Nacon shut it down after they couldn't find a buyer. So then that's where the wee news comes in of like, Now it's purposeful in this management They're asking for a boycott Possessors received a new patch And a permanent price cut to$10 And then Dune Awakening update 1.4 And the Water Wars DLC Arrives May 19th So look out A lot of water in Dune No there isn't That's why there's a war over Look out Nick Mike Andy and Chris Anker Well Gary probably Gary will actually lose his life to it But you know what's going on Anyways I digress let's get some super chats here the portland kevin says subnautica is one of my favorite exploration slash survival games ever easy base building cool underwater biomes and terrifying sea monsters go play it uh christoph says uh star wars trailer had me run through a brick wall hell yeah uh science dog official says bacon and craigs hashtag basic bacon and craigs
1:00:54I'm scrolling back to find some other things Where we talk about the other things You see that thing over there Nightlife says Live Golf is dead Does this signal the United Arab Emirates And other investors To back out of companies And let them die Instead of selling it off Maybe they just let studios collapse Happy birthday Lisa We've got some fucking unhinged super chats I love it You have a lot of characters. Grab and die, but I also wanted to ask about a video game. Like, okay, okay, cool. Happy birthday, Lisa. We will be watching to see what happens with the People's Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia as all the many investments they have put into what will go on from there.
1:01:33Does it signal that they could back out of companies? Of course. That's why them owning so many things in the industry is a fucking terrible idea. There was an interesting tidbit about that yesterday where like a dev mentioned that they had backed out of a lot of meetings like two weeks before gdc and so it's an interesting of like there had been a report going on with their financials with the uh the attack on iran yeah and that was the thing right around the the new year right there had also been a thing where they they were having there was rumors of conversations that they were freezing in new investments because what the fuck's going on we're not making money the way we want to so i don't know what live golf is because I was like I don't know that it's not live Morgan studio and then I that was my second thought but no it's just it's just it's a golf league yeah yeah like real golf yeah in the sports world it was one of those first big washing things where they were like getting so many of the golfers to go over there was like what the fuck are you doing it's like maybe obscene amounts of money I was like kick kind of yeah to make you understand yeah it's kind of like kick it's kind of like kick silver J Hawkins Greg random question as I just downloaded it for PlayStation 5 is one of the few consoles I haven't played it on.
1:02:43When was the last time you played Ghostbusters the video game remastered? Heart you man. When it released, I jumped in the re-release, whatever, and then some other time. Oh, Ben. Ben has been playing it here and there. He'll kick the tires on it, but it's a little too complicated for him to get super into it. We're back from Danish. Tim, did you check out the Ray Hans Zimmer song? Click Clack Sympathy. Oh my god. Just a reminder, no pressure. Yesterday, right? They super chatted and saying this and I had no idea who the hell Ray is. period i was like i'm gonna check out this song i boot up and i'm like holy shit it's like tim getty's dreams oh okay right hans immer crushing it ray talented as all hell style weird as fuck i'm like this is so so so me so cinematic so unlike other things i've heard i will now compare it to a bunch of other things i've heard uh it's kind of like lily allen meets lana del rey meets um um amy winehouse you're selling me and i'm like okay i'm fucking into this so i immediately download the album start listening from the very beginning imagine my shock when the freaking where the hell is my husband song starts playing oh is that her it's her oh and i'm like that's crazy and what was crazy about this is i'm loving this album and i finished it i fucking loved it thank you so much for this recommendation i am all the way in but there's something about that song that just rubs me the wrong way it it is it it's like and like i every element of it over here going not all men i should love i should love like the live instruments and like the the crazy flows and stuff but there's something about it it just feels like like mom pop like it's very megan trainer it's very like and i that sometimes i like that stuff because i'm a corny bastard but like something about that song i do not like so i was shocked to hear that after loving this whole album but um thank you for the recommendation well if you if you want to get further uh you know maybe check them out they are playing in San Francisco on May 10th Ray?
1:04:37Fuck me, I might have to go JBC says the Resident Evil trailer looks peak, Craig has my trust some RE fans are acting like tourists right now final super chat, I saw one pop in late, Cberry says Greg dot dot dot, my adventures with Superman season 3 news, I saw it Reign of the Superman, I'll be there, don't worry Mr. Hawk super chats with our final one it says Blaster Goblin and I made us to the top six of the leaderboards for the Minds Eye DLC last night. The only people above us were test accounts. You're psychopaths. Congratulations. We asked people watching to keep us honest by going to kindoffunny.com slash you're wrong and telling us what we screwed up.
1:05:18Okay, Buddy is drunk and says we missed Forza Horizon yesterday on the games cast. No, we definitely talked about Forza Horizon on all the games coming out in May.
1:05:28Okay, Silver J Hawkins Hawkins says Tim said the new Resident Evil movie will be connected to the game universe in the IGN director's commentary the movie is not canon but wanted to be along with Resident Evil 2 love you okay listen to what you just said hey man hey man hey man I fucking hate it Kabob says it's worth noting that the new storybook chapter has been added to Mario Galaxy 2 specifically which is literally what we said when we said it's been added to Mario Galaxy 2 that's notable because the sequel famously de-emphasized Rosalina after Miyamoto critiqued the storybook's inclusion in the first game feeling that Mario shouldn't be about story that probably explains the movie okay and everybody that's it for Super Chats and that's it for another episode of Kind of Funny Games Daily but guess what there's still plenty of content coming your way today because we're all about live talk shows you're about to get Kind of Funny Gamescast where guess what I said guess what sorry guess what Blessing played 007 First Light is going to talk all about it And after that, Joey and I are going to hell in Diablo 4 to play the new Lord of Hatred DLC.
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