In short
Episode 27 (“Ban Curtain Siders”) is a light-hearted debate about whether UK haulage should outlaw curtain-sided trailers (“curtain siders”) in favor of box trailers, fridge trailers, or side-opening box/“Akira” style trailers. Guests argue curtains are overused, increase load-theft risk, and create extra driver work in bad weather (sheeting/curtains/boards) compared with loading through back doors on pallet trucks. They claim many customers and freight forwarders specify curtain sides without checking whether the load could be safely loaded via bays or rear doors, leading to wasted time and sometimes empty miles.
Guests
- Matt (host) and Alex (argues against banning; says curtains are needed for certain operations; mentions stats from a friend whose company would be “stuffed” without them).
- Luke Powell-Hippersley (agrees with Matt; focuses on security, liability, and trailer design).
Notable examples
steel load at Tilbury that couldn’t be unloaded from a curtain side; Bosch power tools stolen after parking at Heston Services; alcohol theft concerns; Amazon/security requirements for load bars/straps; Scandinavia’s use of fridge trailers and side-opening boxes instead of curtains.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOThe Case for Banning Curtain Siders
0:45 to 1:30
The host reflects on a friend's suggestion to ban curtain siders, leading to a deeper discussion.
“So what I thought I'd do, rather than have too many of us, obviously, when I put this out there, Alex said, I'm mad.”
Introducing the Guests
1:30 to 2:30
The host introduces guests Alex and Luke, who will discuss their views on curtain siders.
“Yeah, there's been so much heat, isn't there?”
Debating the Pros and Cons
2:30 to 3:30
Alex shares his skepticism about the idea of banning curtain siders.
“his company would be stuffed if he didn't have them, which made me think even more on other little subjects and whatnot.”
Personal Experiences with Curtain Siders
3:30 to 5:30
Guests share personal anecdotes about the challenges they face with curtain siders.
“so like you'll get like the other day, I had a lot of palettes of makeup on.”
Efficiency of Loading Techniques
5:30 to 8:00
The discussion shifts to the efficiency and practicality of loading with different types of trailers.
“You can't move the goalposts to suit your argument.”
Security Concerns with Curtain Siders
8:00 to 10:30
The guests discuss security issues related to using curtain siders for valuable loads.
“It's actually quicker to load through the back doors of a box trailer.”
Insurance Implications
10:30 to 13:00
The conversation touches on how insurance companies react to claims involving curtain siders.
“to pay for the parking, if they want secure parking, they've got to pay for it.”
Closing Thoughts on Curtain Siders
13:00 to 14:00
The guests conclude with final thoughts on the future of curtain siders in the industry.
Insurance Claims and High-Value Loads
14:00 to 14:58
Discussion on the implications of theft of high-value loads and insurance claims.
“parked at Heston Services, and he got gassed, and Keith doesn't drink.”
The Limitations of Curtain Siders
14:59 to 21:57
Exploration of the downsides and risks associated with using curtain-sided trailers.
“well, like with Luke, for argument's sake, if you're working for a freight forwarder, you're not necessarily going to know what the stuff is for argument's sake.”
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Comparing Trailer Durability
21:58 to 24:56
Comparison of the durability and lifespan of curtain siders versus traditional trailers.
“What I would say is I suppose the current side, especially the UK built ones like an SDC, they are quite idiot proof as well.”
Cost Implications of Trailer Choices
24:57 to 26:38
Discussion on the financial aspects of choosing between curtain siders and sturdier alternatives.
Innovations in Trailer Design
26:39 to 28:00
Insights on the need for innovation in trailer design to improve efficiency and safety.
“the price tag and thinks it's not bad yeah exactly that's it I can buy five curtain siders for that one trailer I'm going to do that.”
Discussion on Curtain Siders and Load Safety
28:00 to 38:31
Exploring the implications of banning curtain siders and discussing load safety concerns.
“Obviously, most of the UK haulage is now built up on the pallet networks, isn't it?”
International Perspectives on Trailers
38:58 to 42:00
Comparing the use of trailers in the UK, Europe, and America, and the implications for drivers.
“That's why they're so big, double stacked.”
Exploring the Efficiency of Curtain Siders
42:00 to 43:21
Discussing the operational benefits and efficiencies of curtain siders versus traditional trailers.
“If they could have, like, the Dutch set up with, like, a rigid 20-foot box and a 40 or 45-foot on a trailer and a dolly, trunk it depo to depo, and then drop, swap, and local people move it about.”
Challenges with Longer Trailers
43:21 to 45:36
Examining issues related to maneuverability and parking with longer trailers like LSTs.
“Well, you go to some places as well, though, and how tight it is getting in, you think, and it's tight enough now.”
Operational Headaches of Longer Trailers
45:36 to 48:05
Discussing the operational difficulties and infrastructure issues posed by longer trailers in the UK.
“We just rather they didn't show up to park here.”
Adapting to Product Needs
48:05 to 49:10
How product characteristics, like overhanging loads, impact the use of trailers and packing strategies.
“When you put bags of onions on a pallet, how do you stop them overhanging to keep them engaged, to put them in a box trailer for I can say?”
The Importance of Driver Skills and Infrastructure
49:10 to 51:29
Discussing the need for driver expertise and proper infrastructure to support different types of trailers.
“So then we're going to get into the price of stuff, aren't we?”
Debating the Future of Curtain Siders
51:29 to 54:34
A discussion on whether curtain siders should be banned, weighing their benefits against the drawbacks.
“Also, the places you deliver to, like I said earlier, the Akari, if you're on uneven ground and stuff, it can be quite hard to close the doors.”
Real-Life Experiences with Curtain Siders
54:34 to 56:00
Sharing personal anecdotes and experiences related to handling curtain siders and the challenges faced.
“I get what you're saying and I do agree.”
Loading Challenges for Truckers
56:00 to 57:41
Learn about the difficulties truckers face when reloading and the impact of loading regulations.
“I know that I'm tipping on a bay tomorrow and I know I'm reloading on a bay.”
The Debate on Curtain Siders
57:42 to 59:24
Explore the pros and cons of using curtain siders in the trucking industry and the reactions from the community.
“I just thought, we put them on a flatbed.”
Petitioning for Change in Transportation
59:25 to 1:00:00
Discuss the idea of starting a petition to address issues faced by truck drivers and the community's involvement.
“You know, is it 10 ,000 votes you need to get for Parliament?”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:03Hello and welcome to Mat's Trucking Rep podcast. So today's episode is going to be something slightly different, a new sort of style as such of podcast that we're just going to give it a try and see what you think and we'll wait for the feedback. Quite a few years ago, a friend of mine in discussion said to me, you should ban curtain ciders. And when he said this, I just thought, you're mad. What on earth are you talking about? And then he sort of started giving me his reasons and I just started thinking you know what it's actually kind of got a point but you still don't think you need to ban curtain siders but the more I thought about it the more I thought actually he's probably right you know and Jim always goes on about the Midland CB app and I just brought this up into a conversation the other week I can't remember what the context was it might have been load security and I just sort of said you know you should ban curtain siders make them illegal to which we end up with well over an hour's worth of discussion so I just thought well we'll Try this on the podcast and we'll just see how it goes.
1:01So what I thought I'd do, rather than have too many of us, obviously, when I put this out there, Alex said, I'm mad. But I just thought, well, he's the man to speak to on one side and the other would be Luke Powell-Hippersley because he is in sort of agreement with me. So let's bring them in. So even Alex, how are we? I'm good, thank you, Matt. How are you today? Yeah, I'm all right, mate. I'm all right. I'm a bit bummed up, but I think it's just a bit hay fever. So I'm hoping that's going to clear up very soon. Do you know, I think everybody is at the moment. You know, everybody's feeling tired and groggy.
1:30I don't know what it is. I think just the heat. I'm the same. My daughter's the same. Yeah, there's been so much heat, isn't there? It's finally cooling down a bit. Yeah, it's not been a lot of fun. It's coming back this week, isn't it? It's coming back. Well, I'm on holiday at the end of the week, so that's all right. So I'll be up. I'm on holiday every day. I do do a bit of work. I can't re-argue that too much, can I? Yeah. And Luke, returning Luke, how are we, mate? All right? Yeah, good, Matt. How are you doing? Yeah, I'm very good, mate. Very good. So, yeah, I'm looking forward to this. We've all had a bit of a back and forth on the WhatsApp chats about it all and whatnot.
2:07Now, Alex, why would you say that I'm mad for wanting to ban... I will point out to listeners, this is just a bit of light-hearted discussion about most of the pros and cons, well, more cons in my opinion, of a current insider, because I did actually message a friend of mine just to get a rough idea on some stats and whatnot, and he thought that I'd actually heard that Curtainsiders were going to get banned and he basically said his company would be stuffed if he didn't have them, which made me think even more on other little subjects and whatnot. So Alex, anyway, as I asked why am I mad? I don't want to go first.
2:42Fair enough. I will go first. No, I will go first. We've got to think of why were they brought in in the first place. They were brought in to get an open sheet in. or a tilt you know that's what i feel you know like the evolution of a tilt yeah or tilts as well yeah euro liners you know yeah so now you want to get away with your get rid of euro liners as well so we've got to go back to tilts for open sheeting and box trailers no you don't have to go just get you don't need a tilt just you can do everything in a box a fridge or a flatbed right okay so i i do groupage all my work is coming from scandinavia then i'd stop it to a denmark Danish company, you know, on Dockwork.
3:25So I'm with Euroliners all the time. Yeah. We do have box trailers, but I just think, so like you'll get like the other day, I had a lot of palettes of makeup on. I shouldn't really say that. A lot of palettes of cosmetics on, and then I had a lot of pipes on top of it. So now I'm a bit in between, does that go in a box trailer? Does it go in a flat trailer? What does it do? Well, as we know from speaking with Luke previously, you can get a box trailer that opens on the side. Yeah, the Akira's. Yeah, the Akira's. Now, that's another thing. Right, well, our company's got two Akira's, right? Flip-Batters-on-Fours to Finland.
4:04Yeah. And I picked it up. It always comes into Tilbury. So I went to Tilbury, picked it up, took it, had a full load of steel on it, right? So I got to the steelworks, and that way it was going to. Turned it away, straight away. Can't get it out. It's a crane through the roof. There was stuff then. went back to Normanton I don't know what they did with it then but yeah it's the first example you know it could have been on a flatbed though couldn't there that's it still yeah and then that wouldn't have been an issue because a curtain slider in my opinion anyway only benefits the customer and not the haulier or the driver that's yeah that's what I I tend to think well no no I do know how does it benefit how does it not benefit the driver well because when it's pissing down with rain yeah And it's lashing down with rain in the middle of winter, and you're saying, I've got to sheet this steel up.
4:54That isn't on my radar. I'm not keen on that idea. It's not much better when you've got to still pull the roof backwards and forwards on a Euroliner, or you've got to do the curtains, you're putting all the tilt boards in. You're still out there in the pissing down rain, getting absolutely soaked through. Yeah, what I think as well, because it's never needed to be developed, you've got like tippers and my eight-wheeler, you've got an automatic electric sheet. so you could have some sort of sheeting system that would just go front to back and drop it down fairly simply without too much of a weight penalty.
5:26You'd still have your coil carrier trailers, wouldn't you? That's it. Use on steel. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. They've gone. They've gone. We're box trailers or flats, Luke. We're gone. No, they're not there anymore. You can't move the goalposts to suit your argument. The American model then, yeah. Yeah. Well, really, my argument is, I think there's no reason anything palletized, it can't be put in through the back doors and on loading bays. So what annoys me is the fact of, and I have this obviously when I'm having to try and book reloads and things like that, I've got fridges and I've got the carry.
6:05And there's absolutely, they just say, no, it has to be a curtain side trailer, has to be a curtain side. And a lot of these places, is they won't even ask the question to find out can it load in a box and the amount of times you've turned i've turned up somewhere and you go you go oh it was on a bay anyway so we could have loaded it in a box trailer or a fridge i get that yeah and sometimes you're staring down in the barrel at the end of the week and going uh right well i there's a load there but they're saying it must be a curtain side they won't even ask the question and check so am i running home empty the next 150 miles or do i take a chance on it nine times out of ten you take a chance on it and you will be alright but I just think even if they say well it's got to be fortlifted we haven't got looting bays you can always use a set of pallet trucks in the back to bring the loot up and down the trailer that is a really good point right I'm going to give you that one if I can get away with palleting the load out of the back doors without opening the sides off I'm going to do it all day long I don't mind that whatsoever there's a few jobs we do that we load for Denmark and that we load 33 pallets through the back doors on the Euro liners you know I've got no intention of opening the sides up and I'm happy to do it because it's a bit of exercise and stuff you know so I don't mind that but it's probably quicker as well yeah that's what I was about to say but I've had it with the argue well the forklift drivers arguing about saying no it's going to take longer so they still go with it and they do it through the back doors on a pallet chucks and at the end of it, I'd say to them, well, every time I was stood at that back door waiting for you to bring a pallet, that means it's quicker.
7:52If you're sat at the back of the trailer waiting for me to bring the pallet down the trailer, then maybe your argument holds a bit of water. But if I'm the one waiting on you, then it's obviously not quicker. It's actually quicker to load through the back doors of a box trailer. Then when you're done, back doors close, load bar in, back doors close, you're on your way. not another 20 minutes messing around strapping loops down strapping curtains down in the UK nine times out of ten into pouring down rain putting boards back in stuff like that and then and then thinking right well where am I going to park tonight well it doesn't matter where you park if you're in the services someone's got to come along with a Stanley knife open that up lovely he's got a trailer full of alcohol and people will go well you should park more securely but that's face reality we're in the UK that's not an option and it's not impossible to break into a fridge or a box trailer but it's a lot it is a bit more labor intensive there's a lot more chance of you making a racket and at the end of the day if they look around a truck park full of trucks and trailers and they see oh well there's like 30 curtain sides over there and 3 box trailers over there they'll think well let's go let's have a bit of this curtain it's the last thing they're going to go that's the last thing they're going to go for is the one that's going to be harder to get into I think I agree with that I think one of my sort of biggest bugbears with the Curtain Cider as well is it's just so overused because it's very sort of universal but I know our friend Toffee said there's no such thing as a you know a worthless note because all loads have a value but obviously some are higher value than others so like Luke just said with alcohol or cosmetics things TVs things like that They should not be going into a curtain cider where it's so easy to get.
9:41And load theft, as we know, is rife in the UK. And if that option is removed and people have to think about how they're going to load vehicles a bit more rather than going, well, it's just going to go in a curtain cider. And so because we're all paying for this ultimately with insurance premiums going up, you know, across the board and costs of everything. It's, you know, but again, it's cost. That's the biggest problem with the haulage industry, cost. well this is what i said to you the other day wasn't it so like your point when you said it benefits the customer more so than it does the haulier yeah i'm the one on the hook if anything happens to that load uh i'm also the one that's now got to pay 40 pounds to park in some truck stops and services now and i said if they were to make it a rule that all right if you insist that the haulier has to come up turn up with a curtain side trailer you say well the customer is liable to pay for the parking, if they want secure parking, they've got to pay for it.
10:37And if they said, well, we'll ensure that the haulier is responsible for insuring it if it goes on a box trailer. And if they put the liability on the customer for a curtain site, they go, well, you insist it's got to go in the curtain, and you know that it's a high-value load, but this is exactly, you insist on it, so you're liable to insure it. I think a lot of them would change their attitudes and policy and think, bloody ass, yeah, we don't really fancy that. but look right as as you're a company owner right and i don't know the answer to this but it's interesting if you got your load nicks and you was in a lay-by would your insurance company then come to you and say well you didn't do secure parking it's not anything that has ever happened to me so i'm not entirely sure the the main line of business for an insurance company is to get out of paying you a claim.
11:27So they would definitely use that against you. I think the first thing they're going to say to you, if you two and say I've had eight pallets in it, they're going to say, well, where was you parked? That's going to be their first question. Where was you parked? Oh, it's parked on an industrial estate. Oh, well, if you look at section four, paragraph three, line 2A, it says secure parking. So let's say that's it. That is probably what insurance companies would do. So if they were to then actually put the onus on the customer who insists insisted it had to be in a curtain trailer they'd probably start thinking well we'd rather lessen the risk then if there's a chance he might be in a lay-by or an industrial state maybe we'd rather it was in a fridge trailer or a box trailer something a little bit more secure if they think well we're on the hook for this now yeah because it and the thing is the insurance companies they'll all try and wriggle out of it look i'm at campbell road now and it's already full up what's it's five to seven there's no no space for any more trucks here if you've just arrived with eight hours 45 minutes on your card and what do you do now yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah you go well what do i do well now what and they can say or you should have planned a bit better just yeah transport does it yeah transport does it yeah yeah well I'm going to Burry and I was looking I thought so fortunately the customer I'm working for now they do pay for the parking when they say that they they want it secure parking so the only parking so I've come from Portsmouth up to here so this is the last secure so say parking it is secure enough in here but the only other options between here and Burry are Nutsford Lim and that's it motorway services yeah yeah which are far from secure I've seen plenty of pictures of curtain side trailers cut to ribbons in Lim truck stop oh oh flipping it yeah it's diabolical isn't it but if I had a box trailer on now I would have probably went to Lim because I'd have thought I've got a bit more chance maybe I could back up to another trailer so that my back doors are sealed yeah you think yeah I could take the punt on him there, but with the curtains, I just think, no, not with what I'm carrying.
13:47It's not worth the rest. Yeah. Because I remember quite a few years ago, and Alex might remember this as well, a friend of mine, Keith Williams, he worked for Edwards, which turned into Willie Betts, and he had loaded Bosch power tools, parked at Heston Services, and he got gassed, and Keith doesn't drink. And when he woke up, he felt like he had a hangover and blah, blah, blah, an insurance company said we must have got drunk how would he know how would he know if he doesn't drink well because he used to so he knew he knew what hangover was like and um yeah I think he had six pallets of Bosch power tools stolen out the side well again power tool that's a in my mind that's a high value load and it shouldn't be in a curtain you know well I I think it's a bit mad so I used to do house removals for a living yeah so you just imagine a removal company turn out of a curtain side and they were taking your you were moving down to Spain for example and then they showed it with a Curtis Light trailer, you'd do your nut.
14:41You'd think, no way, there's all of my goods going in that. So why would a manufacturer or a company think, yeah, what we'll do is we'll put about a quarter of a million pounds worth of power tools in a Curtis Light trailer? Yeah. Because even with, like if you argue, well, like with Luke, for argument's sake, if you're working for a freight forwarder, you're not necessarily going to know what the stuff is for argument's sake. If you ask the quote on a job from A to B and it's 20 pallets or whatever, you're not told what it is. So until you get there with your curtain side, and then the company are like, oh, well, it's high value.
15:18Oh, we'll just have to load it anyway. Well, that company know that their stuff's worth a lot of money and there's a potential. Well, what really frustrates me, and I have to do work for freight forwarders as well, is when they send you their email on the job confirmation, must be secure parking, can't stop air, can't do this, can't do that. and you think, oh, so I've got to do all of that. If you'd have told me this in advance and what the value of this load would be, then I'd probably said, well, we're going to need another couple of hours of quid on the job for the parking and stuff. Yeah. Whereas, like, if they say, oh, it's a load of timber, even though they have this written on their email every time you think it's timber at the end of the day, no one ain't picking that up and walking away with it.
16:00No. no but it's just what what do you think what what would you think can't go on a flat or a box trailer then I would what couldn't what couldn't go on a flat or a box trailer yeah because I've done glass bottles before I've had like glass in Leeds just do glass down a Belvedere and they used to have 52 pallets of it double stacks in a tall trailer so all that's strapped up you know with things so then now you've got to tell the customer right you're not getting 52 you're only getting 26 Well, why not have a high box? Load it on a bay. What, like a 15-foot box? Yeah. Well, you get 15-foot curtains.
16:39I'm looking at Eldest Transport one right in front of me right now. Yeah, well, that's toilet rolls, isn't it? That's what they do, is toilet rolls. See, it's a tall trailer, though. There's no reason that couldn't be a box trailer. You do get tall boxes, definitely. Yeah. So, you know, that's certainly possible. Or, again, if it's something like Mia Kerry and... When you then start looking around Europe, people don't generally... They do run them, but let's look at Sweden and Scandinavia, because is the Akeri Finnish? Or is it Swedish? It's Finnish. Do you know why they came up with the concept?
17:15No. It's because, obviously, people living so far north in Scandinavia, they need produce, so they need fridge trailers bringing the stuff up there, but they couldn't backload the fridge trailers. Right. Okay. So the carriers were designed, because the biggest thing coming back down the other direction, there's always a load of timber. I was going to say, got the timber. So these trailers were designed to take palletised loads north, and then bring what you could say is a curtain side load back to timber. Well, they've proven that it can be done. Yeah. And when you look at the other Swedish and other manufacturers, most of them are box bodies that are opening on one or both sides and they don't generally tend to manufacture they probably do manufacture curtain cider but it will be a special order because european curtains people like krone schmitz and whatnot no i i don't again there must be a swedish manufacturer that does offer one but all the home market trucks are big tall box that they're 10 a penny yeah oh yeah and obviously their weight their uh height limits are similar to ours yeah so they they're not restricted to four meters so anything that's four meters might be because it goes outside of scandinavia so you will have trailers with a three meter internal height uh but they are either just a box but side opening box or a side opening fridge so it shows you can you don't necessarily need to have curtain sites yeah if they they could swap it for these bodies and i know they're expensive but the way i sort of looked at as well yeah is you've got three you've got three trailers in one now you've got a box you've got a fridge and you've got a curtain so you might spend 70 grand buying the trailer but it's one lot of maintenance one parking space if you're paying per parking space and i did a job earlier this year where i took formula 2 cars down to barcelona for testing over to milan for air freight uh which was technically, let's say, a curtain site job because it all had to load the cars through the side in the big air-free crates.
19:22And then I reloaded with chilled goods to come back. I couldn't have done that job without a carry. Couldn't have done the whole job with a curtain site. Obviously, couldn't have took the cars down there with a fridge. It gave you more options. Yeah, yeah. I think it'd be nice to see more thought and development going towards side-opening boxes, really. Yeah. The thing I was going to say is the Europeans, if I was to say this a minute, Matt, the thing is with the Europeans, especially the Dutch, right, they don't think nothing is chucking a couple of hundred grand at a truck to make it specific for a specific task.
20:03Yeah. Do you know? You see them, they've got the double dolly trailers, the two containers on it, one extra skelly on the back, and then they've got all these fancy equipment you know they do not think at all about chucking money at a truck to get it all exactly what they want they're not afraid to innovate are they no that's it it just seems to just be trying to go for a one-size-fits-all solution like i know using some of these uk built trailers i think there are heaps of basically a lot of them and i know having had schmidt's trailers and crings and honestly you use a lot of them alex doing the unaccompanied stuff into the docks.
20:43They can be a bit more difficult to use and they're a bit easier to break, but they are more versatile in what they can do. But they do need a heartbreak. And that's the core thing of that. Everything in transport is it. You can buy probably, what, five curtain siders compared with one Akeri? Although the Akeri will outlive it by double the amount of it. Because yours is over 20 years old now, isn't it, Luke? 22 years old now. 22 years old. I was doing my GCSEs when that one was me. That's making me and Alex feel old. Yeah, yeah. But the life expectancy of a Curtain Cider is probably 10 years or so.
21:24And because they are not particularly strongly built, they are very susceptible to damage posts. I mean, again, curtains, because they're so easy to cut, I mean, you don't often see a curtain that's not got like a repair mark where either someone's gone over or someone's been at it with a Stanley knife. So, you know, again, if you had that big, huge slash, going back to Keith Williams, you know, his curtain, I really think that needs a new curtain. And we asked Mason, didn't we, before recording this, what was it, about two grand for a set of curtains? I think so. Yeah, well, three grand I was quoted.
21:58Three grand, yeah. So if you think that on top, you know, if you, obviously depending on how big your fleet is and how many incidents you have, I don't know how common it is to have to do that, but it soon adds up to the point of it's like, well, if I invest a bit more in this much better, in my opinion, better trailer and, you know, sturdier thing that will last longer, it will kind of pay, you know, you speculate to accumulate, it's going to pay for itself in a quicker amount of time. What I would say is I suppose the current side, especially the UK built ones like an SDC, they are quite idiot proof as well.
22:33They can take a bit more of a beat in than like a Schmitz or a Crone. Yeah. And that's what you were talking about earlier with, like Alex was saying, with the carry trailers and how the doors drop a little bit and you've got to know how to use it. And obviously the standard of some of the drivers that are out there now, I think probably, I'd say nine out of 10 wouldn't be capable of opening and closing the doors onto the carry. No, I mean, you've got to think about the people that are picking up the trailers on the other side of the water. I like it's all right on this side but some of the trailers that are coming in the way they're loaded the way they're strapped or not strapped the way they even the way they even just put the boards in is is shocking yeah never mind 150 grand trailer well that's the thing so when you see someone that couldn't even do that with a curtain so someone that couldn't close a Lawrence David curtain side up properly you think what chance have you got with those are carries and they are uh they're a really good tool you just need to know what you're doing a little bit more of it whereas i just think people aren't interested in training drivers properly no that's what i was going to say that if you had a firm and you had these akiri trailers which are brilliant and versatile you'd want it one man one truck one trailer wouldn't you do you know you you wouldn't want it mixing with all all people yeah yeah ideally you want that in any operation don't If you can get away with that type of operation, then it's happy day for that.
24:01That's it, yeah. That's just not the realities of the business. No, sadly. My friend Mark Farrow has a wonderful word for drivers like that. He calls them door slammers, and they just – Door swingers. Door slam. That's what they call in America. Yeah, door slammers. They're just not interested in the job, no care, anything like that. It's just a means to an end of making money. With the attitude of, well, I've damaged that. I don't really care. it's not my problem not my money yeah that's what you got insurance for yeah yeah I can't stand these they resent the job horrendously and I think why'd you do it he's got you an handcuffs then making you doing it yeah if it's something that makes you that miserable yeah leave that go do something else yeah yeah exactly but it's yeah again because it's all down to cost and every you know as we all know it's a race to the bottom and whatnot it's highly unlikely that they're going to catch on but again as well because they've just become such a staple part of general origin of the uk there's no uh incentive for trailer companies to invest in trying to improve the thing is there yeah well yeah so i mean so like if um what you were saying just say that it was banned people would be forced to innovate with that and i think a part of the reason why and a carry and i think there's a there's one called uh the vac there's another one i've seen up in scandinavia i think there's a there's a few of them up there but not i think it's pretty like small market it's the same with any industry is if more people are doing it it gets competitive and they can afford to keep the price as high as they do because no one else is doing that yeah so it's like well you don't like the price well sort off and get one elsewhere if not sign on a dotted line yeah whereas if all the big manufacturers were offering some yeah obviously some would be cheaper the build quality would be crap and it be it a lot like we're talking about now with like some of the european manufactured trailers last longer than the uk manufactured ones it would be the same sort of thing but it would probably mean the bigger ones like your carries and stuff would still probably be more expensive but they'd have to say well we do need to do something here that we do need to do something to just keep ourselves in the game because if someone's looking at like it's going to go well I could have one a carry or two let's say Montricon suddenly you start building them they go well we'll get the two Montricon won't we we'll get the two for the price of one now so then the bigger companies and the more established ones they still would have to think well we do need to rein this in a little bit and see if we can stay competitive yeah yeah it's just but there's no need to at the moment so that's why everyone looks at the price tag and thinks it's not bad yeah exactly that's it I can buy five curtain siders for that one trailer I'm going to do that.
26:48Well, there's a company, I think they're like Skelmers, they'll wait. Is it NG Griffiths? Yeah. Yes. Ah, yeah, Fidges, yeah. They do the markets. Well, yeah, I think most of theirs are Carries. They're probably the biggest offer. Yeah, thinking about it, yeah. They've got to be the biggest software in the UK for that. Yeah. Yeah, they've got a few, yeah. I don't know if there's anyone else who's got them other than yourself. Is there any? I know I don't I know he's not it's not a trailer but I know Paul Ponsby I've seen that some of their rigids have got a Nicarri body on them oh okay yeah that's essentially what the Scandinavian trucks mostly are aren't they they're a rigid yeah with then a 45 foot trailer behind them so Nicarri build the bodies Ian Rogers is doing some with the cars but it's they're side loaders yeah they're like cast board trailers don't they all these transport trailers yeah Yeah, a lot of them all got a lot of doors open down the side, but it's a transporter inside.
27:48Scott, you buy what? I see him on Facebook. I'm not friends with him. Hasn't he got one? He did have one, yeah. I don't know if he's still got it. But yeah, I do remember him having one as well. Yeah. Because one other thing I thought about as well, let's just say they did get banned. Obviously, most of the UK haulage is now built up on the pallet networks, isn't it? So all the night trunkers and stuff like that, all of a sudden, they can't have curtain siders. but when you look at Germany for argument's sake all them night trunkers are 20 foot containers or drop bodies aren't they everywhere through Germany the whole night market is made up of containers so yeah yeah drop bodies yeah they are didn't you send me a post the other day of double deck trailer that they pulled in and he's been fined for an insecure load yeah even though he had all of those roof straps and everything he still got done for an unsecured load and I thought, well...
28:43Well, I think he put them on... I don't think he had any straps on him. They then made him strap it and find them. Oh, right. I believe, I think. Yeah, so I thought the picture, I thought you could see the straps on it. I thought, well, if they're saying... Because I didn't make those straps anyway. Like I said, so you've got a pallet full of Coca-Cola and you've got that one roost strap, but say that's... Each pallet is like six boxes. I don't know how they fit onto a pallet. Well, that's only holding one of those boxes. I know it's shrink wraps and stuff, but they're shooting very loosely aren't they there might be one wrap round and that's it you've got to anchor the brakes on take evasive action that load shoots to the left or to the right and you're relying on then the curtains to hold everything in and they see these codex L curtains I still don't I can't quite believe that if you shot a 19 ton load to the side that curtain's gonna withhold it save that load going anywhere I've seen pictures of them when loads have gone over with timber and stuff like that.
29:42Water, especially water. But the curtains held the load in, but it hasn't held the load in place. And that's the thing. The trailer hasn't burst. The curtains haven't burst. They've held it, but it hasn't gone all over the floor. Whereas if you're in a box, it's going to, there's no room for it to bulge, is there? It's just... See, another thing we do, we do box trailers, and I've got quite a few of them. And they'll load IBCs, Was it 22 IBCs? I think you get in a box trailer. I think it is. I think they're the same size of the pallet, aren't they? I suppose it's the week before you get 22. No, they're a bit bigger, I think.
30:20I think they're a bit bigger. Is it 22, 24? Anyway, whatever it is. Right? But then they put the four load bars at the back. And I just think, you know, if that's going to shift somewhere, you know, you've got 20 or tonne of chemicals sloshing about, you know, them load bars just aren't going to hold it. Yeah. I mean, now they've made it, haven't they, in Europe, with ABCs you've got to have two straps on every ABC haven't they yeah and the UK yeah and the UK yeah I class it all the same you know like in the UK as well yeah but it's what are you going to do in your box trailer with just four load bars at the back that's just holding a load of lettuce well yeah but what sort of load bars is it because if you're using the E-Track load bars that we use and Matt has obviously had on like Trans Am yeah them load bars are brilliant yeah yeah well that's that's the sort of that's what i would call it a loop but i know the thing you're about the tension well yeah that's the pole i i yeah and i agree yeah pull the handle down don't you and it just yeah i'd agree yeah that that's not that's not good enough but if you know if that's the sort of work you do and you know you're going to need to use a box trailer on it then it's on you to go right well we need to make sure it's got the right loop type of loop bar in it yeah i do i do work for amazon at the end of the day and they dictate a rule to you do about you have to have this minimum level to do their work so yeah if someone's saying why it's abc but you if you show up and you haven't got that it's like a load bar you just got these poles will turn you away okay it's on you then to just get one you have to have the same like load bars you have on like the tour trucks and stuff then in them yeah you've got ones there's big thick ones that lock in yeah that's it so you've got to have those or well you have to have three of them or free ratchet straps.
32:05Oh, okay. All of their loads are only about five ton, but it's like, that's just, if you turn up and you haven't got that gear in the truck, they'll just turn you away. Because again, when I was thinking about recording this and, you know, what to say and whatnot, obviously my mind did go to Amazon so I thought, have they even got a Curtain Cider in their fleet? Or is it all box? Not their own. They will have the rental ones in there. Just because it's a rental? Yeah, and subcontractors like going you can go in you can use a curtain side but now you know you've seen the supermarket curtain sides when they've got the straps going on in the side of the curtains so they make sure all the rings are every down aren't they yeah they've got to have all of that gear in there or if you've got a Euro liner you're okay as long as you've got all the boards in the side of a Euro liner but if you just turned up with just a normal curtain side and you're hanging straps you'd be told nah on your way and I think yeah right because these big carts that they use even though the load's not that heavy you can't secure it properly without load bars or proper straps going from side to side but the thing is for everyone that's had to fit all those straps in the sides it's now that curtain side it's not really any good to them as a curtain side because they've actually they're using all the upright posts they've had to have uh rings welded onto it i looked in the back of one i thought that looks murder to deal with i wouldn't like if you showed up somewhere and he said right we're loading through the side you've been brilliant flipping it flipping it yeah beat that one out that but when i used to do a lot of work to france every week and with zieglers and zieglers had i can't remember them having any curtain sizes all box trailers they had and you could i could do a full week with 11 deliveries around france and seven collections and i'd just get everything off the back of the trailer on and off the back I've never opened the sides yeah this is what I've said the UK is the only place that's got an absolute stonk on for everything going through the sides whereas when you're in Europe majority of everything if it's palletized I'd say 9 times out of 10 you will be on a loading bay you'll never be loading you'll never load palletized loads through the side no it'll only be like when I've been in Spain loading long lengths of tube and stuff like that and it's gone through the side or through the roof or something yeah so that's why that's why I'm saying and those tubes and stuff could be on a flatbed and raked in a sheethead.
34:30Yeah. Or even just on a flatbed if they don't need weather, if they're plastic tubes, they're not going to need weather protection, are they? No. But like, obviously I've seen a post someone commented on saying, and they used to load on a flatbed from Kellogg's and have to rake in sheethead. Now obviously, we don't want to go back to those sorts of days. I couldn't even imagine what that would be like. trying to do that but you wouldn't need to because you've got a box you'd load it in your box yeah exactly or your side opening box you know one or the other and again America this is what they say it can either go on a flatbed or a box yeah these will be only two trailers needed really and I think you do get curtains there and that's a very specialist thing to have a curtains like trailer in America there's not many of them about is there there really isn't so whenever I've been I've not seen one I've seen photos of American ones but I didn't actually see one in person.
35:28Yeah. I've been over there. Which makes me wonder what they use them for in America. Like I said, it's probably something quite specialist in bespoke. Someone, it's just for a certain customer and a certain contractor or something. Because they probably, to them, it's probably less of a set, like a sellable asset or something. It's more like a one trick pony to them. Yeah. A lot like back in the day, having a set frame box trailer to do event transport. it was a one-trick pony, really, because you could only really do events. You couldn't do haulage with it. You couldn't get a full load of pallets in and stuff like that.
36:02So whether that's the way that they view the Curtain Sight trailers, and that's why they don't generally tend to bother with them over there, I don't know. Yeah, it's possible. I mean, hopefully, because I know we have got a few American listeners, so they can give us a bit of feedback and let us know, well, if they've seen them and what they're used for. Well, what's that lad say? He's Australian. He's got an Australian lad that he makes with on the app, haven't you? Paul O 'Callaghan. Now, I messaged him, and I also messaged Ed Noloff, and Curtainsiders are really, really common and popular in Australia and New Zealand.
36:33And again, because when I messaged Paul, the Curtainsiders, because of the outback, because they move about a lot more, the Curtainsiders are going to stand up to the punishments of the outback, I think, a lot better than what something like the Ikeri will. That would just get an absolute hammering and just probably fall a bit. So for there, it's actually a better tool. From what I can tell as well in America, I think it's kept having only flatbeds and boxes. So box drivers, they call them door swingers and they're sort of viewed as not proper truckers. Yeah. Whereas if you've got a flatbed, I think they call them a loader or whatever they call them.
37:12Yeah. You're likely to be more specialist because you know how to rope and sheet. You're doing maybe more out of gauge stuff, things that can't just go through the back doors on a forklift. So it's possibly meant drivers can earn a bit more money because what they do is a bit more specialist. Whereas then if you introduce curtain stiders into the market, then the door swingers are now starting to do all of the flatbed work as well. And they would start seeing that. Well, what was a well-paying job now is the same way as everything in your year. It's gone just to the race to the bottom now. And again, because the curtain is so overused, we've all seen pictures of people who've tried to load like a 30-ton digger in the back of a Schmitz Euroliner, which is never designed for that.
37:57We've all seen these pictures, but because the trailer's cheap and the option's there, they're going to try it. Good idea, yeah. We've seen plenty of pictures of the rear ends of the chassis snapped and stuff. Yeah, maybe this 20-ton machine isn't designed to go in a trailer like this. That's it, yeah. Yeah, but we're cheap. Yeah, but there's a reason Newby feel like they can get away with charging 60 grand for a low loader. I'm realising that now that I've snapped the chassis on a Schmidt's trailer.
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40:13That's why they're so big, double stacked. But you don't have double stacked toilet rolls in Germany, do you? Let's just get 26 pallets at a time. And that's it. The height limit. I mean, I've, I've long since been in the opinion, we should have a lower height limit in the UK, just to get rid of some of these ginormous trailers. But that's because they look just so unstable, especially in high winds. you just eliminate but i think you should make the trucks longer like like what a lot of europe if the czech republic can run like uh you know a truck like a rigid with a 45 foot trailer why on earth can't we do it here we're so out of time even if it was just if you strictly limit it to say like depots on them on the main murkway network so you can't go in you know you can't go into towns i know it's a different argument yeah it is but the thing is we're in this country right abroad right I don't know why I mean I've done a lot of work abroad Luke still does it you've done it right their attitude to drivers and lorries is so different to ours right yeah and if you had that right they'd be saying well why can't you get into London well yeah what do you mean you need to drop the trailer off somewhere but again if you made it if you made it specific they respect the driver they respect the driver and they appreciate he ain't taking that trailer into London he ain't taking it into Dusseldorf or yeah yeah or Milan or Paris.
41:33He ain't taking that. He's going to drop it off somewhere and get it trans-shipped. And they're ready for that, you know. But in this country, they'll be like, well, it's got to be in Birmingham at one o 'clock. You know, I can't do that. You know, why not? The other bloke did it the other day. That's it. But if you just, if the laws are set out with like strictly permitted routes, for argument's sake, so you could just night trunk, even say two 45-foot trailers, you could do that easily from say, let's say South Mims, for argument's sake, up to Carlyle, wherever come off a junction into a depot drop them both pick up the two return ones and then the local drivers then go off and deliver them to wherever they've got to go that would be very easy to do and manage I know we've gone off the topic of curtain siders but you know that's that's you take your two boxes I mean Stowebarts in the day when they're yeah Stowebarts in the day when they have big depots all over the place it would have been ideal for them do you know yeah yeah to trunking trailers here and there.
42:31Same with Maritime. If they could have, like, the Dutch set up with, like, a rigid 20-foot box and a 40 or 45-foot on a trailer and a dolly, trunk it depo to depo, and then drop, swap, and local people move it about. Even if they're just going to the depo and one of the local day drivers tits one of the boxes, and then you sit one and then hook the trailers back up together afterwards. Yeah, so rather than having high, go long. it's a much safer option Denby tried that didn't he it was a big Dick Denby he was a massive advocate for that wasn't he I think Dick Denby's died but the company's still going and Stan Robinson was the same he was trying to get it in as well you know exactly what would happen if they gave the green light to say we can start doing this running 245 so I'd say brilliant we'll get 245 foot double deckers now on the back of that unit that's it that's a pallet hub or on the street that would be the driving home and it was a Volvo FM on the front yeah years ago you know when they bought these trailers you know like they've got the back axle at the back it's not not a 30 and a half metre but a bit longer isn't they yeah LSTs they call them yeah LSTs yeah but didn't they grant licenses for something like two and a half thousand and only one thousand some up got taken up so people weren't keen on them yeah anyone can have them now though yeah yeah they can have them but they just don't want them because Yeah, that's the thing.
43:55Well, you go to some places as well, though, and how tight it is getting in, you think, and it's tight enough now. They actually manoeuvre... The cab's getting longer. They do manoeuvre well, them LSTs, but you've got to be aware of it kicking out of the back, because Trans Am have got two, I think it was, and all the straw boys and girls, all of them have got them because you'll fit a perfect set of bales, front and back, no overhang, job done. So, yeah. It comes in practicality with, like, just parking for example so all these basing are here now and where i am i might tell it 16 and a half meters yeah well if i've got a dax uh an xg plus for example that's what 40 centimeters longer now these ones yeah and then and then say you've got one of those trailers on you could be like 80 meters yeah well my mate's trying to work he's got he's got a fleet of them my mate work where he works yes i'll tell you where he works he works he works at hph down at Milton Keynes, right?
44:54They've got a fleet of them, right? And they've had a lot of problems with drivers, you know, like you say, being in the service, pulling out for space and just whacking somebody else's truck, you know? Well, yeah. The thing that worries me is if, what would worry me is if I was driving one and I'm the one parking, you're that much further out from a bay than I was in Maeger Services the other night. And it's quite tight and it's just enough room as they pull out to then swing it left. 40 centimetres further out of that bay that would usually be clear for this tail swing to go ground, I'm in that now so my motor's getting clattered on the way out I think they haven't taken off in this country just because our infrastructure just doesn't support it it's not like they're suddenly going to say we're going to go around all of these RDCs and just make them that little bit bigger to accommodate these trailers and everyone's got to make all the services and the truck's not just that little bit bigger, these bees.
45:52It's just, you know, fuck it. We just rather they didn't show up to park here. Stuff it. We'd rather they didn't perhaps... Yeah, find someone else to park. That's it, yeah. I mean, because when you look at the supermarkets, for argument's sake, Morrisons have got some of them longer trailers, but I think they're the only one. All the others are still at 13.6, aren't they? I believe. Again... A lot of those yards you go to. They're only designed for getting a 45-foot truck around in it. So if you do get some of those, they can become a bit of an operational headache because you might have a truck that's just tipped and you go, all right, well, I need you to go and pick that load up.
46:29And you go, shit, he will not get into that yard. I'll win the early access down to that company if just to get around there with a normal Arctic and he's the only one in the area. What we might end up having to do now is drag someone 100 miles away to come and pick that load up because his trailer's too long for it. So unless you've just got just a regular thing going back and forth to the same places and you know access isn't an issue and you go, you always come back empty because you're paid round trip. Those trailers, they'd be no good for just going out tramping for the week with. Not really, no.
47:03Yeah. No, but yeah.
47:10if we put our time into actually the better vehicle all around rather than because what is it eight pallets think you get more on i don't know i think if they're double stacked yeah if they're double stacked i think you get eight pallets i might be wrong yeah i think 15.6 meters long the trailers i think because i think they're 53 foot aren't they so which is what eight foot so my math is terrible unfortunately so i can't and if it is 15 that's an extra two meters in that so yeah that's two pallets aside double stacked as eight yeah so it's quick maths yeah so you're not really gaining a huge amount i whereas again if you implement the other system like most of europe has like the dutch germans uh spanish i say depends on you carry doesn't that yeah because uh because another four pallets if you're moving heavy stuff Coca-Cola for example you can't get it on anyway that's it yeah that's it so unless you're doing volume work and it's more about how much space you've got so you like elders over there with the toilet rolls you think well brilliant yeah obviously that would be quite handy slinging a few more pallets in there yeah well just just going back to the curtain side there's one other thing that a friend of mine another one when I chatted to him he said well sometimes you get product that naturally overhangs the pallet, which, again, Griffiths might well have experience of this, like onions.
48:35When you put bags of onions on a pallet, how do you stop them overhanging to keep them engaged, to put them in a box trailer for I can say? How would you do that? Probably smaller bags. Well, I said that. Or you end up making a pallet that's partially crepe, if it's got sides on it. Like a cage. Oh, is that a cage? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the thing is, like you said, just say hypothetically they were suddenly outlawed, courtesy trailers. Well, it's down to the people packing these onions and such. They need to adapt to it. That's it. The customer. Yeah, that's it. Instead, it's always us. We've got to adapt to their problems.
49:11That's it, yeah. Their problems become our problems. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said at the start. What about the price? So then we're going to get into the price of stuff, aren't we? Because once you've got your toilet rolls that are coming in, right? 52 pallets now down to 26 so you now need another lorry right but no like we said in the UK there's no reason you couldn't have a because a lot of these eldest lorries for example would bring in the toilet rolls in they'll still go to like a taskhouse and stuff like that and then lood on a looting bay yeah yeah yeah yeah a majority of these RDCs are actually taking stuff off on looting bays because it's the people it's the people sending the stuff to the RDC that aren't doing it on a looting bay that's it yeah that's it yeah because when you think like Stereocycle who do the hospital waste and clinical waste they're all oh yeah they do they're tall bodies aren't they yeah stupidly tall my truck's a low ride so I can get 3 metres internal height and still be under 4 metres so you're up yeah so for a low ride truck it's not that much more it won't be that much taller if you want a 3.5 metres internal height you'd be 4.5 metres tall yeah well that's like a lot of average height current side is now but they ain't got nowhere near the internal height yeah yeah so there's that that's another way you'd adapt to it you say well alright we've just got to start running lower height chassis yeah which would be fairly simple to do and quite a few of them offer a 6x2 as a low ride don't they yeah makes 2 now yeah Volvo do Mirk do Scania do one yeah so yeah there's no getting around that but the only thing is I would say with some of like I said you need to be mindful of the access as you probably know how low that fifth wheel is and it can catch the catwalk and things like that drivers just aren't up to scratch to even think about those things now and they only think about it after they've bent this chassis and they say I don't even know how that happened yeah yeah there's that side of the thing that would be an issue yeah yeah and again it just goes back to the whole thing of cost the cost of it all the cost of training in wages.
51:24If wages were better, you'd get a better calibre of driver because more people who don't do the job would be here. Also, the places you deliver to, like I said earlier, the Akari, if you're on uneven ground and stuff, it can be quite hard to close the doors. There's a bit of a knack to it. If you don't know it, you'll struggle. Whereas, over in Scandinavia and in Europe, a lot of these places you deliver to, like I said, it's normally a nice concrete-ed, level flat yard it's easy to deal with. whereas we've all been to a place I used to park actually just an absolute dump of a haulage yard with big craters everywhere and you look at a curtain side trailer when it's unloaded and it's twisted like a...
52:05I was going to swear again Well done I'm self-sensing myself there so yeah, if I went in there with D.A. Carey and opened the doors up I'd probably have a nightmare trying to close it up It'd be like back in the day which you've probably actually not got the experience of with the tilts but Alex probably has where if you rebuilt a tilt and you just couldn't get the sheet back on you'd have to sort of do it up as best you can drive a couple of miles down the road get the wind under it let it settle and then stop and do it all over again do it again yeah yeah I mean going by that I can see why going from a tilt to a curtain side it was a good thing because when you get a tilt especially when it's a strip out like oh for God that's the last thing you want because it is so much hard work but yeah then obviously the euro liner comes along it's like bloody hell you can just push this roof back i've got to take it all apart and blah blah blah and it made it an awful lot better but but do you not also think like i said it's you really have to you have to have a bit about you running around with a tilt rail and stuff and then once they've made it that much easier you go well we can downgrade the job a little bit now we don't people don't need to be as qualified and as skilled now to do this job.
53:20I guess so. We've made it that much easier. They're not on the other side of the water that send us trailers across, are they? Well, yeah. They're not exactly, they're not, because of the kids that they'll be working with. Yeah, it's been like that forever as well, because, I mean, when I first started out in haulage at age 16, I was in a traffic office in Felixstowe doing unaccompanied trailers, and the amount of times it would come in loaded the wrong way, and just me sort of being so proud of you calling them under company trailers I even said it earlier they're ferry trailers they are ferry trailers as coming back to fun upside down you know that you've got it's ridiculous how do you manage it when we can manage to load it correctly this end and send it out and you can't do it the mind boggles it really does but um That's not always better.
54:16Well, that's true. But then even over 20 years ago, it was a very different marketplace and they were still getting it wrong. Yeah. So, Alex, have we persuaded you that Curtain Ziders should be banned?
54:31I've been sort of swayed, right? I've been sort of swayed to the argument. I get what you're saying and I do agree. Yeah. But I still think there's a need for them. And I still think it makes my life a damn sight easier than shooting a trailer up. Yeah. But your life could be even easier if you were just doing it on a box trailer. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would. But then I quite like the exercise of stripping the boards out and stuff, to be honest. Like my missus, she says to me, oh, you sit there and drive. And I don't know, I like this. I said, you can use the pallet trucks. Yeah, there is that.
55:01But then I said to her, she says, do you know what, right, Paula? I says, stripping out, opening a Euroliner up, taking all the boards out, straps off. It's like a 15-minute workout. It's like doing an aerobics exercise, reaching up, lifting the boards. putting them down up straight you should see this trailer i've got yeah well yeah luke messaged me about this so you just tell him roughly yeah oh yeah you're in the seventh circle of hell with these things these are their biggest uh contract is michelin so these are designed for taking tires so all your tilt boards that you're used to they're twice the size and you've got 48 of them 48 yeah there's nowhere to store them on the trailer you have to take them all out and put them all back in.
55:44So that's lush, that is, when you're trying to get four metres up to put these top boards in. And if you have to tip or load through the site, minimum three hours, and that's if it all goes smoothly. No, we'll be banning them. We'll be banning them. They're on the list. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there we go then. Yeah, they're on the list. Bates and go. So I'm quite lucky. I know that I'm tipping on a bay tomorrow and I know I'm reloading on a bay. but sometimes I might be going somewhere and I don't know the next place I'm loading from so I might have just tipped through the side and I think right well I could just leave them all on the bed of the trailer because when I reload and then you turn up and they say what's the loading bay and you think I've got a lot of flipping it now I've got to pull back in but you didn't know that beforehand the leads are hell I said to Matt because my luck will run out this week and I will have to do I'll tell you what, send some photos so we can put them on the Facebook page that's exactly what you said he will and if he puts a video of us taking them out and putting them back in just for research purposes I'll have to do a time lapse because it'll be a long video I was going to say you'll have to get the beat machine at the ready rack I can do that, it's not a problem yeah he does it with me enough don't you these tyres obviously this goes into Michelin and it goes straight onto a loading bay so box trailer, fridge trailer work the reason they've got curtain sides is because it's the UK and even though they might be going to load pallets next they might just be insistent well no it has to go through the side we're not going to load a fridge or a box and you go well we need to get this trailer back down to Spain so their hands are tied they have to run curtain sides because of the UK market because of the customers in the UK it suits them more to put it in a curtain poor muggins here's a lot of supper well like like Alex said it's a good it's a good workout if nothing else especially in the summer yeah you won't need that manjaro anymore yeah you'll be out of a pizza every night on this yeah I'll be out of a pizza while I'm stripping my boards out absolutely right gents well I think I've taken up enough of both of your time I really enjoyed it I thought everyone raised some pretty good points and valid points and like I say oh are we going to take a moot are we banning them yeah quite I tell you what we'll take a vote there's three of us right so right are we banning them yes okay I'm with you guys there we go hey fine Democracy in action.
58:35Yeah, there you go. You've convinced me. They can go. Now, I'll tell you what. When this episode goes out, I'm definitely expecting a backlash on social media because I remember just putting a comment somewhere about Curtin's eyes should be banned, a bit light-hearted, and someone got so offended, and they're like, well, what about a load of bricks? I just thought, we put them on a flatbed. It's not... I'm looking at one now. It's the dropside one. It's right there. Yeah. Yeah. So I am – because, again, when I raised a situation on the CB app, there was an awful lot of backlash and people just would not see my side of it and say, well, you know, just think about this.
59:15But they were just constantly thinking about the customer, you know, rather than the driver. But anyway, we've now decided what we're going to have to start is a petition. You know, is it 10 ,000 votes you need to get for Parliament? And, you know, we're easy. We'll get... I've got several email addresses. We'll get this off the ground. We're going to flip transport in Europe on its head, I'm telling you now. Yeah. Well, I think transport in Europe is already on that page, aren't they? It just does. Well, yes, it is. Yeah, very true. It just does in this country. We drive on the wrong side. We use the wrong couplings on the trailer, and now we've got the wrong trailers.
59:57Yeah, absolutely, yeah. so anyway gents we shall finish this chat it's been i think it's been great fun and um thank you very much for joining me um and uh before i go just a quick thank you to all of our sponsors and anyone who's donated through buy me a coffee or patreon it's all really greatly received to help run the podcast so if you can afford to give anything please do so gents luke thank you very much and have a good evening yeah you too matt thank you and Alex enjoy the egg whites and your night at home yeah I will do the egg whites I've not finished I'm going to have to stop eating I'm not surprised I'm not winning anybody over anyway you two enjoy your evening and we'll speak again very soon see you later thank you very much cheers guys bye see you later
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