Ep 575 - Black Seed Fart Max (feat. Nate Marshall & Egan Robinson)

25:00Nate Marshall:I bought them cheeseburgers. Yeah, I didn't get any hookers. Here's a cheeseburger. Yeah, I got really tired of all the Japanese grub. And this is like towards the end of my trip too. So I just like, I Googled like cheeseburgers like in the area. And there's a place called US Burger. And like the picture on Google I mean is that it had just a white dude working there. And I was like, I'm going here. And so I went there and like, it's really good. And I brought back cheeseburgers for the two concierge ladies. And didn't give the guy shit? What? You didn't give nothing to the guy who was there who told you?

25:27Oh, the guy was gone. It was just me and my girlfriends. Okay. Just eating cheeseburgers?

25:37Did you watch them eat them? I did. Yeah. I mean, I ate them. I had one with them. Give them doubles or single? I was watching. It was like a mukbang. I was watching mukbang the burgers. Did you give them double burger or single? Double, obviously. I had it I was like I'm doing well that's creepy yes that's undeniably creepy I'm not saying like coming at you but if I came back with two burgers to just American concierge ladies I told them I was like I'm gonna get a burger I'm gonna come back and bring you one and I was like you guys don't believe me but I'm gonna do this and I came back like an hour later I was like I'm gonna do that at a hotel and they just munch they just house the burgers one of the girls was like this is like the best day of my job thank you so much

26:21Nate Marshall:like no one treats those people like you think that's a cultural thing like they had to do that in terms of like hospitality and they made themselves vomit afterwards no no no she she had uh like the security camera she's like i don't think like i'm allowed to like the the work conditions there it's like she would get in a big trouble if they saw her eat it so she'd like get out of the view of the security camera and eat the burger like an adorable japanese lady yeah yeah yeah and i watched where'd you eat the berg what you just ate it in the lobby on cctv Yeah Stand it up

26:55Nate Marshall:True It did cross my mind You can abandon your post And come eat this burger I know I was like This is a test The cheeseburger Did bring down my defenses What did the other one do She So it ducked out of the way too And watched the burger Yeah You clearly had your eyes On one of them I also couldn't handle that I was like I gotta go back to my room right now Yeah Too much stimulation That's pretty cool I didn't know you did that That's awesome Yeah Are you still nofabbing? Yeah Yeah, but I don't want to talk about that. We don't talk about it, bro. I've said plenty of it. I said... Sorry. I'm not going to talk about that.

27:29Nate Marshall:Still, I mean... What's the Bible quote, dude? If you're fasting, don't tell people not to go fast, bro.

27:38Nate Marshall:I mean, it is what it is. I don't even think about it anymore. We just fucking crush bergs with ladies, dude. That's a high-T move, by the way. Thank you. I thought so. I was really... Brought your girls? I brought you girls some burgers I brought you some meat I went out hunting I brought you some meat step out of the camera and take a bite

28:01Nate Marshall:motherfucking whining from hanging out with all those whores you know you came back charged up from looking at all the hookers went to spans when a guy saw ladies and just was like I'll buy you burgers I will provide for you at this time they got to see your righteous fury come back and say how dare you sir i was actually kind of pissed i was trying to be funny about it but i was like what the fuck they're all it was all girls bars which is send me to the hookers yeah they might be the first guy that he's ever had pissed come back pissed from that well because he like i guess he clocked me he was like this guy back to nate's question it does seem like it is pretty normal there yeah oh it's the the culture there is so weird with like like you think japanese people like oh like you know kind of innocent don't do bad like that much bad stuff anymore um but they like cheating on your wife is like a totally like acceptable it's a very normal like the cheating culture there is almost like yeah i mean i don't love her it's fine like it's almost like but you can't you can't talk back to like your grandmother yeah it's like you could like go eat a stripper's butt come back to thanksgiving but you got respect to obasan check the boss on yeah i mean that's fair but they sell like at like the convenience stores like they sell like like white shirt like they sell like white shirts and all this stuff that like they sell like the base level like undergarments stuff you need so like when dudes go cheat on their wives they can just change into it and they even a lot of places like some of the like the brothels and shit or like love hotels they'll have scentless shampoos and stuff that you use like your wife won't be like are you serious yeah they're they're really big on the cheating game over there i kind of figured it out they figured out shampoo is that's kind of a deep cut yeah yeah yeah it's crazy my buddy told me that was like I smell like VO5.

29:44Nate Marshall:You're like, damn it, dude. Our technology sucks. How do you fight the fight all day then? What? Like, how do you fight the good fight and stay on the straight and narrow? While I was in Japan? Yeah. Or do you? I mean, I was just going, I was just munching and drinking with the bros at bars. That sounds perfect. But I was, I was, I was going to bars. I was going to like the Izakaya, which aren't like, you know, it's not like, there's not going to be young girls there. It's just a bunch of old dudes and just regular guys off of work that I'm just like, I was just drinking with them and just my running joke most of the time was just saying like, I was with a buddy and I was just like he's gay I said he's gay in Japanese and they fucking love that shit gay jokes crushed there that's all we did yeah me and my buddy Connor were just going around calling each other gay for like a whole night and made dudes laugh every single time that is better than getting asses yeah yeah yeah fuck pussy my boy's gay everyone was like ah yeah it was awesome I'm thinking about the reverse it would be the funniest thing we just had a bar here and two Japanese dudes walk up clearly visiting he's a gay I would lose it my pronunciation is really good so it's like imagine the Japanese dude only speaking Japanese and then perfectly enunciates I'm gay that was the move I was pulling in Japan that was awesome that was deniably hilarious dude any culture does guys love a good gay channel oh dude you brought that down in Mexico way you're fucking losing oh it's so funny this episode is brought to you by prize picks football is back baby you know what that means more beer more bad takes and yeah more chances to win big on prize picks yeah i'm gonna put in some quick lineups on the app yeah we have them already yeah i got it right here what you got there i already on it just cooked up a lineup right now yep just did another one what it can't be that simple it is pick a couple players go more or less on their stats that's it oh wow this is like ordering food but instead of cold fries it's cold hard cash exactly there's no snake drafts all right there's not even spreadsheets just tap tap line up and deposits smooth doesn't feel like i gave my bank info to a guy named kyle on discord man it fucking it feels good doesn't it All right, I'm in.

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33:40He's innocent. What's going on? Did he produce it by himself, too? I think he might have produced it. There's so many little things about it that bothers me from the very beginning. At the very beginning, he comes out, and it's like a kind of dramatic walkout. It's over the shoulder. It's a dark room. He's always, you know, before.

33:57Nate Marshall:Like the one-on-one shot of it, like the documentary interview shot? Yeah, like straight on, but they got him walking up to the chair. and he's trying to look a little disheveled in it. Like, you still got money. He does strike me as a master manipulator. He really is going through that. I mean, even when they went back to the clips of him crying during the interviews. But he I mean, he had like a cut that looked like he was a refugee. He went from like his beautiful curly hair to like I'm gonna get no shape up. Yeah, he's looking rough. He looked like the Rick Rubin kind of look. Yeah, like Even worse, like the Nigerians he was trying to frame.

34:38Or not frame, but you know.

34:40Nate Marshall:Yeah. Well, maybe he didn't. They had no. They're in it. They're in it. They're talking. They're like, yeah, no, he asked me to. Oh, so he included that in there. They had the full, I don't know. Maybe it wasn't him then, because I feel like they wouldn't have put them dudes in there, right? True. but I mean like there's so many moments where he's trying to be like this victim guy and then they cut to something like there's a part where they're trying to make it look like it's the cops like the cops in Chicago were corrupt but the whole time it's like you called the you called the cops on him there's footage of I didn't notice when the cops came I didn't follow that story like that when it came out when the cops came he was still wearing the noose and they got there like 35 minutes later.

35:24That was my original take

35:25Nate Marshall:years ago. I was like, what dude is going to keep a noose around his neck? Even as you're walking, you're running back to the crib. My next thought is like, what if they're chasing me? I got this noose. They can just set myself up for failure. So he's still wearing it. Then they cut to it. He was like, I didn't. It's not that I never took it off. I just put it back on when the cops got there so they could see how... Just so they understand how it works. Yeah. Then he tried to say he was paying the guys because I got that check for like$3 ,500 that he gave. They tried to say that that was for because they went to Nigeria right after it all happened.

36:02He said, I was paying them to go get me steroids from Nigeria that you can't get over here. It's like a special herbal. The black seed oil from Nigeria.

36:16There was parts where you get towards the end of it where they hit you with those like well maybe because there is one footage one of the one of the uh like play devil's advocate there is one guy who said that i did see a white guy in the bottom which is also hilarious thinking of white guys running around in shiesties but the the security guard was like i did see a white guy running past i didn't see him with jesse but i saw him running past and there is like 10 seconds of footage that would show the guys running past that is taken out of the footage. Like it does a hard jump cut, like a 10 second jump cut in the reel,

36:50Nate Marshall:which is the only thing I was like, you know. Where do the Nigerian guys come in? Why would they say that he did that? This is how they try to say that. We're trying to say the Nigerian guys might've been like flipped by the cops because once they did get them, they weren't talking. Then they raided their house and they found a bunch of guns. They lived together, I think they were saying. And one of them is a felon, so he can't have guns. And they found a bunch of guns there. And they were trying to say, there's not any interrogation room footage of them making some deal. The only thing that they were trying to use is there was the lawyer, one of their lawyers was talking and saying we can seal your records.

37:32Because they were actors too, so they were trying to have their records sealed for show business shit. But that's really it. There's the jump cut, which does look crazy. It is like a real weird second of a jump cut um there's a white guy in a shy steve running around allegedly there was a white guy in a shy steve who got a flashlight shine on his face but the 10 seconds that that happens in the footage is gone so you just see them running past interesting and it cuts that is a yeah and they were they were they were like the and then they go back to this uh like shooting that happened um in chicago where they did that at a fast food place like some kid got shot and i guess they took 35 minutes out of the security footage and then eventually other footage got leaked so they were like that was like the long come around they were doing was like they did it before here building it up yeah so look at them maybe they did it here too and uh yeah i don't know then they have one other piece of footage where they see one of them with the with the drawn down and you can't really see the guy but there's people who are looking at it and they're going like that's definitely a white guy and then they're going to other people like that's definitely

38:38Nate Marshall:a black guy and then at the end they go with the black nigerian guys on camera at all not there's only one moment where you can kind of see one of them with their with the thing down and you can't tell what he is they literally pass it around on the ipad like he played it like the cops and the lawyers and and even to the to the two nigerian dudes the nigerian dudes like yeah that's my brother that's me and then uh but the other people are like even the guy who was like it was a white guy who ran past me he looked at him was like i don't know it's like a black dude to me like so But then there was this lady who was saying that there couldn't have been any white people.

39:12They were like, that does kind of look like a white guy. It was like this one piece of footage that no one can agree what the guy looks like. But their body types looked like the brothers. The brothers were yoked. It's like that picture of the dress. Is this blue or white?

39:26Nate Marshall:Also, why would he send Nigerian guys to Africa to get steroids? Because it was supposed to. Oh, his exact word was. it burns a certain type of steroid that burns belly fat specifically. That's all. That's basically all steroids. It's bullshit. He could have went to a doctor. He's a Hollywood actor. He could go to a doctor and get he can go on hormone replacement therapy with a doctor. He's going to send a Nigerian felon to Africa. For$3 ,500 to get the steroids, take the trip. That's so sus. Sounds like a big gay lie to me. It sounds like a giant gay lie. I mean, when they show the pictures of the brothers of the doc, they show one picture of one of the brothers.

40:14It's the gayest picture of all time. It's just him jacked in little draws. And I was like, oh, yeah, these were gay guys having sex probably. And then it turned into a whole thing. I don't know. I might be putting that out there. I might be just throwing darts at nothing. But it just looked like, I don't know. I ain't going to try to throw gay on those guys' names. True, true, true.

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42:00Nate Marshall:I had a surprise charge story. Really? Crazy surprise charge. Oh, those lying cam girls? No, actually. It's funny enough. It had nothing to do with that. I was going through my, which one we call it? I have a joint credit card with my wife, and we're going over the monthly charges, and it was like a shock. Someone had, I think, frauded us, and I had a charge for the Bangkok massage down by the airport. Son of a bitch. It was fucking bullshit. $160. I mean, and also that's a tough one for you to have to. I know. That was not me. I said, babe, what the hell? I'm so surprised by this. This is fraudulent, suspicious activity.

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42:40Nate Marshall:Guys, let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com slash MSSP. That's rockinmoney.com slash msme rockinmoney.com slash msme I mean but then oh that's the one thing that got me too It would be nice having two choice gay brothers If I was a Hollywood a gay Hollywood A-lister I might try to snag two choice Just top shelf Giant gay black guys And they got a link on some steroids Yeah And weaponry Yeah Yeah it does I don't know it still doesn't hold up it's crazy those guys had weapons I didn't know those guys were thugging like that those brothers were thugging one of them, the one that was a felon he had an attempted murder charge that I think got taken down like aggravated assault but I mean they kept describing the guns as tactical weapons which probably just means they had a rifle with an attempted murder charge also what happened with that well I think it technically wasn't his.

43:46It might have been in the house, and I think you can still have him in your house. I swear it's not my tactical weapon. He got

43:53Nate Marshall:charged for attempted murder? This is like way before the juicy stuff happened. He got off, though? I don't know. I think he got taken down the aggravated assault, and he did get in trouble. He might have been whooping on someone's ass. They didn't get all the way into that. They just dwelled on the felony, dwelled on the guns, and then all of a sudden, nothing happened with that, but it was like, yeah maybe they just weren't his guns and that's why nothing happened true yeah the story if that's his best argument I'm still saying it doesn't pass the smell test the only part that's like again that bothered me about it was also the burned belly fat such a way I was trying to fucking burn belly fat is a certain type of steroid it's like that's not a thing it only gets you jacked it doesn't burn any fat and he called it a steroid you also can't you can't spot reduce fat am I right yeah it's gotta be from the whole percentage yeah that's a huge that's definitely a huge guy like he can't you can't body you can't spot there's nothing that spot reduces fat on your body i bring in just like a resident like bodybuilder but you can't i mean there's no steroid that does that they just have rich piano being like you can't that's not no steroid alive does that the nigerian guys did do a thing though that did trigger it all this usually triggers my bullshit thing is uh they are putting out a book about it and the book thing money grab yeah the book thing is always that's like you know you always like people are like aliens are real and I'll tell you all about them in this book.

45:15And from being so into the alien shit, it has me now.

45:19Nate Marshall:They're kind of late on the book, though. That book would have crushed if they wrote it like four years ago. Timed it out with the doc, though. They might have knew the doc. He didn't even really know the title. That was the funny part. It's like a money grab. You hear the president, you do a book because you know everyone will buy. It'll be pumped on the best seller list. Is Jesse doing the book? No, it's the brothers. It's the brothers. And the one that he doesn't know the name. Our side of the room. Yeah. He goes, we're doing a book. it's called Why You Would what is it called again? Like that's what he did to the other brother it was so funny but do you know what it's called?

45:51He did get it but it's like a long dumb name like why would you fake something for attention something something the juicy smooth like it's got a long such a funny title it looked like they thought about it right then it's called Bigger Than Jussie the disturbing need for a modern day lynching

46:11Nate Marshall:yeah Damn yeah Some Republican think tank definitely It was like guys We'll give you the bag Yeah but like The book would be nice dude I mean what This was written by J.D. Vance Hillbilly Elegy 2 Yeah that's fucking bizarre Yeah it was It was a funny watch It was I don't know it was bummed me out Bummed me out that it was like a whole thing for so long. Watching people get worked up about it. They were playing all those clips of people being like, this is a terrible thing during the first couple days. People bit on that hard. Yeah. They jumped right on it. Yeah, people bit on that pretty fucking hard.

46:56But it was all the people you think would.

46:57Nate Marshall:It was like John Legend. Obviously. Yeah, he's been quiet, though. You haven't heard much from him. He was popping for a little bit on all that stuff, and now he's kind of chilled. I think he has like a... I mean, I know this from my girl. He's got like a skin care. thing and they were giving it away and i'm not gonna lie i have some they were giving it

47:17it's even worse i haven't used it yet but i have like a spray that you're supposed to spray john legend spray ordinary people yeah i was like googling it the other day because i started to put it on but i don't want to like fuck my face so i was like what is this and then it's like you're supposed to shower spray it on your face like either after you shave or what's do reduces belly fat i want to get those nigerian steroids just reduce belly fat don't do nothing

47:49Nate Marshall:else yeah that's all i got 3 500 bucks i got a mission for somebody if they want to go to nigeria to get steroids back 35 35 hundred dollars for two brothers just to travel to nigeria and also just this one cycle of steroids like that's not that's not really feasible your long term you You can't just get one. You got to keep. I don't know how many. Also, wasn't he already kind of shredded? He was already. If he was doing. If this is true and he was just trying to get some belly fat off of himself. So funny. And now this is the mess he's in. So funny. Even better. He like got locked up for it. Murphy's law.

48:25Nate Marshall:Damn, dude. I'm fucking looking kind of flabby. I need to send those brothers back to Nigeria. I'm going to suck their dicks and then send them back to Nigeria. well hopefully you know hopefully he figures out what's going on i'd like the truth on the matter if i'm being honest that was the worst part of doc you go into it thinking like all right this is gonna get to the truth and then it gets to the end they're like we still don't know and it's like no i think we did know and you guys are trying to make it look like we don't know did they ever just did they press the issue on the brothers having sex with jesse smollett no i kind of just they didn't do that i mean that's what everyone was wondering yeah it's because of the pictures that those guys post like the ones that i mean if you watch the doc i know what people already gonna say about me when they hear me talk like this but if you watch that doc when you see the picture they show this nigga it's like oh that's like it's like a gay guy's picture to take was he doing like modeling or something i i think it did say that he was a model on there but uh that sucks they leaked the underwear photos just i mean he had it on his gram like i think it was i think they were just pulling him straight from what kind of posing was he like was like Like muscle poses or is it like gay poses?

49:27Well, what made it to me gay is how small. Like, I don't know. You're wearing little shorts this big. Oh, they were short shorts? They were like tiny little shorts. That's weird. It was like hot pants.

49:38Nate Marshall:I thought they were briefs. I'll be honest. I didn't lock in on it. I was like. I'm fighting allegations in my head now. Dude, have you ever watched Salt Burn? Huh? Have you ever watched Salt Burn, the movie? No. Anyone here watch that before? I just I think it's from a couple years ago I just watched it there's it's like a it's alright the movie's alright the uh there's a scene in it usually I can watch anything without like being like oh fucking recoil is it the grave thing? the grave thing was nothing oh okay there's the grave by the time it was the grave thing by the way I heard that was improvised really?

50:13Nate Marshall:yeah I heard that wasn't in the script and that actor just got it just got a freak yeah his creative spirit took over what happened? he just like fucks a guy's grave at the end of it um which but that to me honestly felt kind of overdone there was a scene where the dude he's watching a dude jerk off in a bathtub i don't want to ruin this is kind of a major spoiler alert but he like he like kind of watches in the wings and as soon as the guy like gets up to leave he's like draining the bath water and the dude jumps into the tub and just drinks the very last bit of the bathwater and it was like dude it was it was so fucked up usually i can watch stuff i'm like whatever i saw that and i was just like ah then i dude i fucking i'm in bed i'm next to my wife and obviously i haven't put my hands on my pants so why you put your hands on your pants now i'm like bro don't even try it yeah don't even accuse me of that it was faith for real you just happened to google for a ball grab but she's like i was comforting myself of anything i just got fucking rocked by a fucking bathtub cum drink and dude he went for it the movie was actually it was it was a cool movie said he was jerking off in there jerking off in the tub i thought you i thought he was a guy in the tub he's jerking off into it or the guy he's just the guy's just having a good old time fapping in the tub and then he brings his fucking freak to his house to like meet his family he's like thinks they're friends or whatever and the dude like you got to see the movie but the guy like gets out the movie is it is kind of cool but it just It gets like towards the end, you're like, all right, man.

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53:38Nate Marshall:Thanks. Matt, I would appreciate if you respected my fucking boundaries. Better help. You need to help this man. He's, he's accosted me. Find one with better help to help with the better. Our listeners get 10 % off their first month at better help.com slash MSSP. That's better. H E L P.com slash MSSP. Matt, what you've done is disgusting. I need to talk to someone now, dude. Oh, I just watched a freaky ass movie. You ever, even y 'all ever see the assessment. it's uh i mean it's it's kind of kind of nice at the beginning it's uh what's that olsen twin that's not this twins the older one okay she she's uh elizabeth yeah she's in it she's showing titties like it has to be the first 20 minutes of the movie just like what just in the rain see through shirt that's what's up titties it's a lot of that so that's pretty nice and uh but it's a what the story is it's like post-apocalyptic and uh the assessment is like i guess there's not a lot of resources so you have to be approved by the government to have a kid so what they do is they send a grown woman to your house to basically assess like the grown woman comes to their house and acts like a kid and uh they and i cast you have to like see if you're parent bro this is the freakiest shit I've ever heard of.

54:59I just was looking for a movie with my girl. I started to bring this up last week because y 'all were talking about those movies. Freakiest movie ever. It's a cool idea. How's it play out? At some point, they go. They're trying to just like... She gets there. What age does this lady pretend she is? Is the question. She's gotta be pretending to be like five. She's like at some point at some point she just like they're sitting there eating and she just does one of those to the food on the thing. But like, I mean, so she's like, and it's like a hot Spanish lady. They have like this hot Spanish lady that they keep showing naked, pretending to be a kid.

55:37That's Holly weird, bro. It's crazy. There's this one scene. I don't want to spoil it because like, no, it's fine. The movie wasn't even, the movie wasn't ass but it is weird. I'm sitting there like I keep turning my girls like, yo, this is because she picked it. I was like, yo, this is the freakiest shit of all time. actually my plan might have been working the whole time but I didn't realize it. There's like a bedrock.

56:02Nate Marshall:She picked the movie. She picked the movie. It was of a oftentimes showing her tits. Hot lady is pretending to be five. Child play. I don't think because we watched the trailer beforehand it didn't look like it was going to be as freaky as it was. For sure yeah. It shows her tits a little bit but they showed Elizabeth Olsen's tits. Wait, who's Elizabeth Olsen playing? She's the mom. She's like the... They keep showing her tits. They just happen to keep showing her tits. It's such a hack for movies. I'm saying hack, not calling it hack. I'm saying it's like a hack, like a life hack. They just figured out, we can just show tits.

56:38Nate Marshall:And it made it look artistic. I'm not going to hold you. Why does tits do make a movie seem like... If you see tits in a movie, you're like, it's pretty cool. It wasn't like a waste of time. It's all a giant rack. I've got to see Elizabeth Olsen didn't think that would happen to me in my life. What's her name? Was she Wanda? Wanda in the Marvel Universe? She was Wanda? She was Wanda. She's like a big part of the Marvel Universe. Scarlet Witch. Yeah, Scarlet Witch. But there's like a scene where she leaves. Basically, she gets a call to her sisters and having an emergency, she has to go there. And there's been all this underlying sexual tension with the lady pretending to be a baby.

57:19Can imagine. Because she's like... she's like jumping on the dad's back he's got to give her anything and if he doesn't that's the thing that it's like the crazy loophole is if he doesn't act like a good dad to this adult woman pretending to be a kid like they're not going to get they can't have a real kid how

57:39Nate Marshall:far do they push the line is the question i mean they go with the the two in the movie like so she's jumping on his back that's you got tits on back that's already a yellow card and it happens how far do they go they fuck so what happens he fucks the kid lady the kid lady set him up though it was a test so what happens I guess that call the wife got that's like your sister's having an emergency I need to leave and she pretended she couldn't leave for a second and then she does leave because the lady's like fine we'll give you you have two hours you gotta be back in two hours or whatever and uh and so while that happens he goes to lay down and then the lady pretending to be a baby just pops up in the bedroom and just fucking grabs his meat and it's just kind of the the vibe she puts out it does seem like she's going your lady's not here i want to fuck you you want to pass this test you gotta let me fuck you so he's thinking like i really want to have this baby with my lady i gotta fuck that i mean also he's like i'm gonna fuck this lady probably but he it it is kind of like a reverse rape scene.

58:47Like she does. He kind of, she coerces him, she coerces him, but he's never the whole time. He's like staring. Like, I can't believe I'm doing this.

58:54Nate Marshall:How do they communicate all that in the dick rap? Cause couldn't it just been like, Oh, she talks. She talks. Oh, she starts talking. She's talking like she goes to, she goes full of dough in that moment. Oh, she's like, if you want to have a baby, you need to fuck me. And then he, and then he fucks, he busted, he rolls over. Like, I don't know why that was funny to me. Like, just, I can't believe I had sex but that sounds like something I would do I can't believe I had sex but I don't even I could spoil the end but it's just no yeah that's good leave it open it honestly wasn't I guess they always pie in movies nobody pulls out movies he sad pieed and uh oh man yeah i don't want to spoil the right stuff in case if i why it for real wasn't an ass movie and it is a movie like i do think i don't know i think you so let's let's jump to this so we don't spoil the ending yeah what'd you guys do after the movie i can't i definitely we definitely fucked that day i'm trying to remember if it was before or after the movie so like i think if i remember right that was a before like we order food fuck before food because you know getting older got a fuck before yeah i do miss the days you could go out munch and then get a good for like now if i'm full i'm like yeah you're done i'm checked out maybe get some black seed oil bring myself nice break out my meat dude i uh i was telling sean last night we we went to so we did the oasis concert yeah and dude it was first of all i just forgot how big oasis was of a band yeah fuck they're massive like where were they performing soldier field oh so it was just they're only doing like i think like five cities in america so we go and again i only remember like their major major hits from back in the day wonderwall yeah like wonderwall back and don't look back in anger uh there's the other one what's there's a there's another supernova or something champagne supernova yeah so i go there and i was a little sleepy because i flew in that day and i'm like oh i'm kind of tired i might as well drink some espresso martinis i drank espresso martini i drank a cup of coffee you know i'm caffeine sensitive i've seen so dude i i do that to get charged up but then like you know once that's flowing it's like i start drinking and uh we're in like a kind of like a box thing so we're like dude this sucks in the box let's just go down and like stand on the floor but i had being like kind of already drunk and just massively stemmed up i bought a giant bottle of class azule yeah and right before we go down i won't give the person's name away i don't know how they feel about it but they were like do you want some acid yeah i'm like yeah fine so we take it we take it just a little bit and we go down and And then I had also smuggled the bottle of Classe's all down the floor.

1:02:00Nate Marshall:So I was like, I just got this. I was like, I'm not going to just let it go to waste. So I stuffed it down the back of my pants and tied my sweatshirt around my waist. Dude, they're like this big. The bottle is enormous. So I had it like a battery pack. And I was just like, let's go. And I was just, you know, I was like Spud and Billy were there. And I'm having them fucking cover behind me. So we kind of kept it tight in formation. and dude i just like we get down to this like general standing area and i like pop it out and i just set it down and put my sweatshirt on it and i would like people would be walking and like kind of be like who the fuck is that i pull my sweatshirt off and i think like eventually like that first little bit of acid started kicking in i'd be like dude i brought down a bottle class a's it'll help yourself and people like okay and then people started actually drinking it and then we took more and dude i it was i mean thank god we did because i would have drank so much of that tequila and just been fucked instead it was like dude it's i'm excited for shane to get back so we can actually like rehash it from you know everybody's perspective but it was dude i first of all i i embarrassingly was just jumping around to oasis two hours like and then i would i would sit there and i would have to like everyone would get thirsty and whenever I'm like kind of tripping I think it's fun to go off on quests yeah so I would be like you I had to walk all the way up these flights of stairs to get water so I was like guys I'll be back I'll get water and I went up the stair first I was in a line down on the floor level first and I was first of all I was just waiting in line and I was like just I kept laughing about how torturous it is just to wait in line in general I was like dude it's like an arrow to your like the part of your brain that feels important is just getting launched every second with an arrow So that's like, yeah, I'm just laughing, being like, dude, standing in line is so fucking funny.

1:03:50Nate Marshall:It's torture. But you're just really standing there. And I'm just like sitting there with this dude. I don't I think he was like kind of a Mexican dude. So I'm just like talking to this guy and I'm like just tripping, talking about standing in line, how funny it is. And he's like, you know, I'm trying to get some coke, man. And I was like, oh, cool, dude. Well, good luck with that. He thought you were the guy. Dude, I was bucked. And then he was like, if we go all the way upstairs, I heard there's no line if we walk all the way up there. So that's how we discovered to get water. So all night, I would just be vibing to Oasis.

1:04:22Nate Marshall:I would catch my bros, and I would be like, we need to get water. Because I would see Shane standing there going.

1:04:32Nate Marshall:We were fucking bucked. And I'd be like, you guys want some water? And they'd be like, yes, please. And I would just trudge up like fucking 30 flights of steps. and then just look into the concession bar. You know core water? It's like those plastic water bottles with a weird shape. Yeah. There would just be literally an infinite supply of those things. And I was like, I'll have seven core waters, please. And they kept giving me a little cardboard tray to carry them down in. And eventually they ran on the cardboard. So I had to just like hug all the waters. Dude, it was so much fun. But the main thing was, how many times did you make the trip?

1:05:06Nate Marshall:How many water requests? Three or four. I went on three water. At one point, my feet were soaking. I didn't know your feet sweat from acid. I don't know. Mine did. Because they kept being like, dude, I think it's kicking in more. I was like, this is fine. First time doing it. I've never done it. Doing it like that. Yeah, for sure. I've done a little bit of it before, but never enough to where I was kind of launched. Yeah, I've never done it. It was so sick. It might be the best ever, honestly. But dude, my feet were like soaking fucking wet. And I was like, I don't know if this is just like a feeling I'm getting.

1:05:34Nate Marshall:I was sweating like a pig. I confirmed later on. but dude so i i go uh afterwards like it ends and we like we're hanging in this like back area just talking for like an hour we finally go back to shane's room talk for like another two hours and then it's like and i was i was hanging on to the chill because i knew i was like because it was wearing off and i drank all that caffeine which they were making fun of me because i kept being like i had too much caffeine guys like dude you're on acid right now that's not the Also, I brought one of those giant fat joints. I brought one of those thinking that people would want to smoke it.

1:06:08Nate Marshall:Only two people did. So I was just facing a bat. And they had the Class A Azul when I was giving that out to people. They were skeptical. And I'm like, guys, I'll drink it to show you it's not late. So I was just on acid, completely impervious to alcohol, just crushing tequila and being like, here, dude, it's good. Trust me. And, dude, it was by the end. So the bottle got crushed. Some people are passing around. and they're like, it's done. I'm like, good job, you guys. And then my - You're just strangers that you met when you got down to that level. I like squatted up with some strangers down there.

1:06:39Nate Marshall:But then like, I had my sweatshirt was just laying on the ground. I was like, I don't care about that sweatshirt anymore. And as I was going to leave, I was like, oh fuck, I left my sweatshirt. A guy out of nowhere goes, here it is. And just threw the sweatshirt up. And I was like, okay. So now I have my sweatshirt. I'm like, damn, the sweatshirt found me. It's so fucking tight. But dude, so I go finally, I'm like, Shane will be like, oh man, we should probably call it soon i'm like yeah let's just hang out for a little longer i knew i was like i'm gonna go back to my room and freak the out because of the caffeine mix i i was just i don't it was ending and it was like yeah i i think it was the caffeine really and i knew what i was in store for because if i have too much caffeine i just lay there and like my heart's off my like chest feels tight and i was like i don't want to deal with this while i'm kind of tripping that'll be terrible finally he's like dude because i had to fly the next day to go to like yeah uh like a uh like a kid thing how early was the flight uh dude i literally the flight was 1 p.m yeah but it was like i'd been up all night i didn't i like i was trying to figure out like what time do i have to get up yeah but i just set all my i looked looked at my alarms was like set like 45 alarms yeah but yeah so i finally i go like all right go back to my room i'm like fuck dude here comes the hurt locker and i walk in and i'm just like i'm like i should pack i'm like full on jordan peterson like i'm gonna clean up here and get this room in order and like walking back and forth like yes these are my pants i'll fold these up here and everything just took so long i slowly started being like dude just act normal you're fine you're just packing your clothes everything's fine and i was like yeah but i could feel that caffeine feeling i'm like fuck dude this sucks and then i was like i was like all right i'm going through my routine i start brushing my teeth finally caught the mirror and i and my first thought was like it's all been leading to this stand there in the mirror and it's like dude all right you feel you're not feeling great right now you're a little anxious how about you just like actually show up for yourself and it's in my head it's like how about you show up for yourself and you get super present and i just like stirred in the mirror and i was like i'm here now instantly just i was like shut the fuck up and i was like no damn it all right and then and then when you said i'm here now i then told yourself and then my head was like dude shut up you fucking dork and i was like all right fair enough let me finish packing my clothes robotically and then dude so i i laid there i packed my clothes uh and i just laid in bed and it was just like dude i i can't sleep i'm in a hurt locker i'm just laying there my heart is just like it's the caffeine plus i'm still tripping so i'm like just feeding into it in this endless loop so i'm going on like breathing exercises on my youtube to calm myself down i'm doing just like any i'm like and i can't type i'm like spaz typing breathing relaxation anxiety into youtube and uh finally so i get this one breathing exercise i'm like all right that's cool and then it cuts out and i'm like oh fuck what happened straight back to zero and then i get another one and it's like it's almost like hypnosis where he's like do this breathe in this imagine this and then they're like if there's any tension in your body give it a color and i'm like yes it's red i'm like imagining a red i'm like all right i got this it's like now give it a shape and it was like multi-dimensional poly and i was like that would turn into like a spiked dragon i was like fuck dude you got a red dragon it was just like it was like an amorphous i would close my eyes and it was just like new dimensions of physical exam like this isn't working very well so i lay there and i'm trying to give it a shape then like it starts dissolving and coming back because you're supposed to like give the feeling a color then a shape and then allow it to dissolve into like whatever else it is and but i was just my visuals are too strong dissolving the new things it was like it was transforming into different things like a million miles an hour and i was like all right fuck this isn't helping me with my eyes closed and then eventually i i had gotten stuck on the fact that i had gotten cut out of just through like constant caffeine use nicotine and whatever else that i had like disconnected myself from god's natural rhythm of the day because it was like i'd been up all night i hadn't slept i'm like caffeine hangover yeah i mean everyone obviously there was lc but that wasn't the problem truly that was that was a solution for sure but i was laying there and i was like i just want to get back into the natural rhythm of the day that's all i want just get me back into god's natural rhythm please dude i just like laid there and i had to lay there for like hours for like that caffeine thing to fall away I was eventually it was only black box Bible quote just like please help me Bible study John a gospel of John on the YouTube it was actually very nice was John say that calls you kind of the chillest of all the Gospels okay I don't know it first of all the beginning I didn't realize he starts like he goes back to like almost Genesis in the beginning I'm like dude it's like the word and yeah I'm like all right well let's hope this fucking word helps me out right now and he goes it was pretty cool that one was that it goes into john the baptist from what i remembered and listen to that and you know all this stuff it was tight but then uh but yeah i dude and i woke up that morning and just had to you know fly to the air i had to go to the airport and it's just you know no sleep just like and uh but yeah ever since dude no caffeine yeah i've been back in the natural rhythm and i'm like i can't break it i'm like i'm like terrified to break out of natural rhythm right now i'm still tripping just flash Back to that.

1:12:03Nate Marshall:No, I will. I'll eventually. But I did get all my caffeine in it because I was like not sleeping that good because I'd always be on the caffeine. And then I wouldn't sleep because I knew I had the caffeine. And I was in this like endless loop of poor sleep that I was just like, dude, just there was like a flash where I was like night and day rising and falling with it, not artificially titillating myself. And like, it's been actually really nice. You're back on the right cycle. Circadians are back. My circadians locked in right now. No. And then it was also, I mean, dude, cold turkey, nicotine.

1:12:33Nate Marshall:Caffeine had already been stepping down. No problem. Yeah. That's my new thing. I'm going to start saying that during any nicotine ad reads. Be like, dude, it's literally not addictive. All you have to do is do LSD.

1:12:44Nate Marshall:You just got to get back to God's natural rhythm. All you have to do is do LSD and get back to God's natural rhythm. But I do feel great. I feel pretty fantastic. Hell yeah. Yeah. So the first, I will say the day after, it was a lack of sleep thing. but so it was a little wobbly the head was a little i would like just be driving and be like everything's cool and i'd see a bumper sticker like war is hell and i'd be like no you were just thinking about like 40 million things like yeah it fucking is i guess fuck all right let's go come on i was trying to get back from the grocery store like is that residual acid is that what they're like i don't i think it was it really was a lack of sleep but yeah i feel like the next day after because i like stayed up all night was in the hurt locker and then i like woke up on an hour of sleep and then flew home and just did like full family day like going to like a dance dance recital all this stuff which was cool it's very chill but yeah there was like the next day even i was fine but like i could hit a thought loop where i'd be like shut it down dude don't even go down that just chill and then i was like then i got like three good nights of sleep yeah i mean if the second day i was fine once i got good sleep i was cool but i was definitely a little my wife was like are you all right you're a little quiet and I was like, Joe.

1:13:57Nate Marshall:Shrooms won't hit you like this. I like, I think for the acid, I like the acid over, I don't have done it once, but like with the thought loops for acid, I feel like you can stop it. You can cut them off. You can cut them off whereas shrooms, I feel like they just keep going. But they don't linger, I think for the day. That's what I was thinking when we were saying that. I've never done acid, but shrooms, I'll go through all those loops, but once the shrooms are done, I'll be like, Oh, you're chill. You're chill. And you just have those thoughts. You still remember them, but you were like, Those are kind of positive.

1:14:22I think I'll take those with me.

1:14:23Nate Marshall:Yeah, I don't know. I'll definitely try it again. I'll try it under different circumstances where I'm not out all night and just obviously jacked up on too much caffeine in a bat and fucking crushed the keel. But yeah, I don't know. It was definitely cool. It was definitely awesome. But it does. The next day, I was kind of thrown. But I do think if you stay up all night, you'll get whacked out. Good thing you were locked in on those waters. I think it also zaps a lot. The waters, dude, I drank so much. If you didn't get locked in those waters, that would have been detrimental to the whole squad.

1:14:54Nate Marshall:What happened early on is I went there. Again, I don't have a particular like nor dislike for Oasis. I was always like, yeah, I remember their songs. They were cool. But I get there, and right away, I'm on my bullshit. The screen comes up. I'm going, who the fuck did these cheesy-ass graphics? I was just being nasty. I'm like, these guys are so old. Anytime I would think when they started kicking in, if I thought a negative thought, it would hurt my whole body. And I'd be like, this is going to be a long night. this isn't gonna be good and then i was able to somehow be like down regulate all negative thinking is off now just as like a survival thing and i just ended up having the gayest funnest time that's awesome just jumping around oasis like a fucking little five-year-old do you sing along to any of the tracks probably if i had if i if the songs i knew but i don't i honestly don't really remember singing along yeah i feel like don't don't look back in anger would be kind of a the whole yeah yeah to be ripping that yeah and eventually i did get into the screen pretty hard i was like these visuals actually are pretty sick but no it's it's it is easier to control for sure like it's way easier yeah i feel like if you do too much obviously you probably that's when it gets bad i don't know i just remember trying to write down creative ideas last time i did it and looking at them the next day i mean like i wrote down i thought it was great it says everything is about sex burgers sex well i was watching i was watching luxury fragrance commercials and i watched a bunch of them i was like they're all about if you smell like this you can get pussy like i was freaking dude there was a i sent myself an email halfway through thinking it was like the coolest shit i thought it was the coolest shit ever and i was like dude i think literally wonderwall came on shane's just like staring at them playing at wonderwall and i was like do you want to read my email i wrote to myself dude not right now this is the whole point of the concert

1:16:52Nate Marshall:this is the song we're all here for this is the email i was trying to interrupt his wonderwall I was like sitting there during a water trip I wrote an email to myself and I thought I was like dude this is the most profound thing that's ever been uttered it was like your nervous system is your responsibility is your vehicle for making it through life please don't speed please don't speed you were thinking about that caffeine the whole time

1:17:22Nate Marshall:I wrote that down I was like that'll change the world tomorrow alright I kept trying like seriously dude you should read my email and he'd be like dude no I'm not reading your fucking email you thought somebody was going to read that and be like holy shit there was like 40 other emails and I was like I can't send myself emails all night I have to chill I gotta chill and enjoy fucking oasis gonna start a revolution from my bed yeah it was fun it was very funny the email was cracking me up I was like it just sat in my pocket I was like I can't believe that email's in my fucking pocket right now such a sick email to myself the secrets to the universe in my pocket right now there was another one there was a bunch of stuff I started to like write and I was like this is a waste of time not doing this it was so fun though yeah we got the motherfucking hour well do you guys have anything you guys want to plug anything you guys want to jake the plug I was going to say Panthers in the mouth Please listen Optimum Noctis The next one is September 16th Please come to that They've been great Thanks again Matt Of course And Oh and I'm going to be At Atlanta Helium October 23rd Please please come to that I'm going to be in Dallas On October 26th At Dallas Comedy Club It's a Sunday 7pm if you can make it you can find tickets just go to my Instagram at Eganism hell yeah thank you thanks Matt for having me on appreciate it of course bro yeah thank you man of course

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