In short
The episode is a “Solar System Part 1” deep dive focused on the Sun—its distance, size, temperature layers (surface, corona, core), the “corona paradox,” solar wind, and how solar flares and the 1859 Carrington event affect Earth. It also sets up the broader plan to later cover planets and why they’re named after Greco-Roman gods.
Guest backgrounds
Nate Marshall is the featured guest; the transcript doesn’t provide his professional background.
Key claims
The Sun’s core is ~15 million °C and is powered by nuclear fusion where hydrogen fuses into helium; the corona is ~1 million °C and is hotter than the Sun’s surface (~5,500 °C), which remains poorly explained. Parker Solar Probe reached within ~6.1 million km (2024) to help verify models. Without shielding, humans couldn’t survive much closer than Mercury’s orbit.
Notable examples
Carrington event (1859) disrupted telegraph systems, caused visible auroras far from the poles, and could devastate modern internet infrastructure. Parker Solar Probe’s heat shield and extreme speed are used as examples.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOStreaming Giants Battle in Comedy
0:45 to 3:07
The hosts discuss the competition among streaming platforms in comedy.
“I think the streaming giants are just on the next level with the branding.”
Rediscovering the Solar System
3:07 to 5:13
The hosts transition to discussing the solar system and its planets.
“Dude, filming you like this makes me want to call the cops on you so bad.”
The Impact of Girl Scientists
5:13 to 7:30
Discussion on the contributions of female scientists to space discoveries.
“So every, the average adult is kicking around.”
Controversial Debates and Voting Rights
8:01 to 12:12
Discussion on women's voting rights in relation to military drafts and fairness.
“If you're a dude who goes, I agree with this, you're done.”
The Sun: Facts and Features
12:36 to 14:05
Hosts share intriguing facts about the sun and its significance in the solar system.
“This is the stuff I already knew before I researched.”
Astronomer's Life and Sun's Size
14:05 to 14:21
Discover the vastness of the sun and the life of an astronomer.
The Immensity of the Sun
14:21 to 14:51
Learn how many Earths can fit inside the sun and its perspective on size.
Exploring the Sun's Temperatures
14:51 to 15:10
Understand the extreme temperatures of the sun's core and surface.
Sun's Structure and Atmosphere
15:10 to 16:10
Explore the layers of the sun and the paradox of its corona's temperature.
“If it's 15 million degrees Celsius, that's got to be...”
The Enigma of the Corona
16:10 to 17:49
Delve into the mystery of why the sun's corona is hotter than its surface.
“But according to, I believe, the law of thermodynamics, it's supposed to get colder the further you move away from a hot thing.”
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How Scientists Study the Sun
17:49 to 19:32
Discover how scientists measure the sun's core temperature without direct access.
“So they were able to theorize how hot it would be.”
Understanding Plasma and Solar Heat
19:32 to 22:04
Learn about the state of matter at extreme temperatures and its effects.
“So it's like in the way to think about this is like as you go up the temperature ladder, you don't just get more hot.”
The Solar Flare Phenomenon
22:04 to 23:48
Explore how solar flares occur and their historical impacts on Earth.
“And then here's, so like we said, the surface of the sun is cooler than the area outside.”
The Risks of Solar Flares Today
23:48 to 26:03
Understand the potential dangers of modern solar flares and their effects on technology.
“Also, the weird thing was the energy from the solar flare after they had unplugged some of the machines like what the fuck's going on with these and they were still powered.”
The Size and Extent of the Corona
26:03 to 28:00
Learn about the size of the sun's corona and its vastness in the solar system.
“and you would have to write them down like one of those ancient Greek historians.”
Understanding the Sun's Core and Its Extreme Conditions
28:00 to 34:50
Explore the structure and conditions of the sun's core, including its extreme temperatures and pressures.
“It probably was because they weren't even – yeah, they had got to like the outer reaches of that.”
Nuclear Fusion and Its Effects
36:50 to 42:00
Delve into the process of nuclear fusion in the sun and how it generates light and energy.
“Also, guys, I have some new tour dates coming up.”
Understanding Nuclear Fusion and E=mc²
42:00 to 43:00
Learn how nuclear fusion in the sun converts mass into energy, illustrated by Einstein's theory.
“If you multiply something's mass, right?”
The Mystique of Early Physicists
43:00 to 45:00
Explore the perspectives of early physicists and their connection to nature and beauty.
“But I just, I was like, oh yeah, that's how that works.”
Gamma Rays and Their Effects
45:00 to 46:30
Discover the destructive power of gamma rays and their implications for life.
“We can't write peer review papers on that.”
The Journey of Light from the Sun
46:30 to 48:00
Understand the process of energy transformation from the sun's core to Earth's surface.
“The gamma rays don't just blast out of the reaction and hit us.”
The Sun's Self-Regulation and Solar Cycles
48:00 to 52:20
Learn how the sun regulates its energy output and the impact of solar flares.
“I wonder if we have those kind of weapons.”
Consciousness and the Sun: A Philosophical Inquiry
52:20 to 56:00
Explore the concept of consciousness in relation to the sun and the universe.
“Dude, my thing is that, so if your brain produces consciousness, your brain is just a bunch of like electrical sparks flying around in like water and tissue.”
The Mythology of the Sun
56:00 to 57:08
Learn about the historical and mythological connections of the sun in various cultures.
“Like, you know, Mercury, Venus, all those are like easily traceable.”
The Power of the Sun
57:08 to 57:56
Discover the scientific significance of the sun and its impact on human life.
“And the hungry wolf was trying to eat the sun, which is why they thought the sun went across.”
Transition to Mercury and Patreon
57:56 to 58:19
The discussion transitions towards Mercury and mentions Patreon content.
“So from the sun now, we move on to Mercury.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00The Wild Wild West.
0:01Shane Gillis:Hey, what's up, everybody? We're here. This is a breaking episode. It's going to be a solo cast. A solo cast asterisk. I obviously have Nate here. But Shane's away. Netflix is a joke festival, which is... That'll be fun. It'll be pretty much wrapping up by the time you guys see this. However, I don't know. Maybe Hulu will do one, too. I like when the streaming giants get silly in the comedy space. You know Hulu? They start battling? I mean, yeah, the streaming giants are battling. That's all they do is battle each other. I don't know they were battling for stand-up rights now. Well, yeah, I guess Hulu's doing those specials.
0:35Shane Gillis:Hulu does Hularious or Hulu's Laughing Now. Those are both terrible names. Hulu's Laughing Now? You don't like Hulu's Laughing Now? I hate that. I hate Hulu. I think the streaming giants are just on the next level with the branding. They might just be, I'm a dumbass. They know what they're doing. Hulu's Laughing Now? Dude, I saw that and I literally cracked up. And I say, these guys know comedy like none other. Wow. Also, Amazon does not have comedy-specific branding. I would like to propose to Amazon. Amazon. Hey, come on. Come on. Let me know what you guys think in the comments. Like, subscribe.
1:21Shane Gillis:Yeah, so, yeah. This week I was sitting here. I was going, the hell should we talk about, man? You know, it's like political stuff, no. The war, pretty much political stuff, no. I don't want to talk about that. Bombers, big bombers. Yeah, you know what I was like? You know what would be sick to actually get into? I haven't heard anyone talking about it at all. It's the solar system. You know what I'm saying? Can't beat space. Dude, the planets. Here's the thing. We learned about the planets when we were little boys. we learned last learned about the planets when we still had an extra plan let me get it let me get a camera we still had an extra planet the last time we learned about planets we're talking you're talking pluto i'm talking pluto yeah so i haven't got i haven't got to pluto yet but i'm kind of i was i'm a little salty we've nixed pluto it's like what what it was it it's not hurting anybody was that was that like a coalition of fat science teachers who were like we don't feel like covering like why would they drop i think it literally just didn't fit into the curriculum they were like we can't get this all the way through the year we gotta knock one off i mean what what a dick that was definitely some astra whatever they're called astra not an astrophysicist but like just like a space yeah space scientist whatever they're called definitely just being like you know technically it doesn't count it's just like dude what the fuck it's it's a it's a big ball and it rotates around the sun let it be a planet yeah what's what's your fucking problem they go it's technically just like a nixon it's like dude it's a fucking planet man My theory is Saturn's not a planet.
2:51Shane Gillis:What's your problem with gas giants? It's a gas giant. You can't touch it. There's several gas giants. But is it... Do you know where Saturn's rings come from? I want to say Uranus, but that was just me being... That was just me being... If you're going to bring that attitude to the fucking solar system discussion, you're going to get ejected, dude. Dude, filming you like this makes me want to call the cops on you so bad. Excuse me. You can't do that. You can't sit there. Karen Cam. Excuse me. We'll see. Might I call the cops on eight by the end of the solar system discussion? We'll see. All right.
3:28Is there a direction we're going or did you just make it inside out?
3:31Shane Gillis:Nope. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. I almost skipped the sun. That's the craziest part. I was going to do this. I was talking to Sean about it. I was like, Sean, what do you think about this? And I was like, you know what, dude? I got to cover. I'll start from the sun and move on. but I'm like, I got to cover the sun. That'd be crazy to do the solar system and not cover the fucking thing it's named after. Can I tell y 'all a thing I don't talk about much? The sun freaks me out. Bro, I'm not going to lie. Yeah. I didn't know much about it. The more I learned about it, I'm not lying.
4:03Shane Gillis:I had a panic attack in my office. Yeah. Researching about how the sun works. And I got into like the nitty gritty of it. Yeah. I for real at one point had to like stop and just like sit down and take some breaths. because the sun, I mean, it cuts you down to the bare fundamentals to where you're like, what even, okay, so this is where light comes from, and it's like, eesh. I hope I'm not jumping the gun, but the fact that it could, like, blow up at any time. Well, we'll see. I know it's not, like, close. The sun has maintained equilibrium for four and a half billion years, and it's pretty much, it will continue to maintain equilibrium.
4:40Shane Gillis:The problem is solar flares. Oh, yeah. A solar flare. Another scary thing. We'll get into solar flash as well. No, no, no, no. You're eager. You're eager. Before you're disruptive, now you're eager. We've gone a full Dangerous Minds arc in 30 seconds. This is amazing. But I will say this. It's like, here's why I wanted to do the solar system. Because, like, we learned about it as boys. But that was so long ago. And so much stuff has come out about the planets. Like, all the shit you learned about the planets, I'm not going to say is wrong. But a lot of new details have come out. Yeah. So every, the average adult is kicking around.
5:16Shane Gillis:I'm not, I'm not coming for people, but a total fucking ignoramus in terms of the solar system. People have like, no one knows shit about how all these planets work, including myself. So, you know, I, uh, well, you know, while we were out here, just kind of messing around in high school, drinking college, people were, yeah, a lot of girl scientists too, by the way, we're working hard. That kind of seems like girl science actually. Yeah. It kind of dude. It's, it's dominated. there's a lot of guy scientists obviously but there's a ton a lot of these discoveries are girl scientists astrology then the then the solar system it's like a clear pat yeah yeah the horoscopes like you gotta go all the way in yeah you need to know what's up with the fucking cloud layer of venus which actually there was a discovery by girl scientist big discovery by girl scientist ready to soundtrack your summer with red bull summer all day play you choose a playlist that fits your summer vibe the best.
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6:28Shane Gillis:That's crazy because right now on YouTube, people are trying to take, there's a decent argument people are making to take voting rights away from women. People want to remove women's suffering. I watched a whole debate on it the other day. And the line of thinking is if women, and we'll get to the outer space in a second, but this is important because I'm protecting girl scientists, girl space scientists' right to vote. But they're trying to say that since women can't be drafted into the war, then they have no right to be able to vote, which could essentially send men who have no choice to go fight in the war that they're exempt from.
7:03Shane Gillis:Essentially, it's not fair. You shouldn't be able to wield political power in a system that asks more of men. Men should have more political power, which I say obviously is a fair position. But I think you would be stripping the women's vote via girl logic, which is it's not fair. Only a girl cares about if something's fair. That's girl logic. As a guy, you can't be like, it's not fair. It's like, well, now I'm taking your vote too because you're being a girl. That's the thing. it's just a vicious cycle. You can't be like, it's not fair. If you act like a girl, we also take your right to vote.
7:40Shane Gillis:I mean, it has to be across the board because why can't girls vote? It's because they act like girls, but you're acting like a girl to take the vote. Also, when I see the debate, it's like, okay, you can make as clear, concise point about it. No one's, it's like no one's ever going to do, it's not going to happen. You can stand on that platform for real, for real. I mean, you can stand on it all you want. And never get pussy again. like the yeah well the one guy that i've watched has his wife pilled on the no vote for women she's fully with it and it's like dude again do your thing live your life i don't care but let's be honest it's never going to fucking happen they're never going to do it is he a politician or is he like uh he's like a debater okay he's a good debater too he's he's a he's a very very solid debater forget his name but he uh yeah i was watching the whole thing and like it's just one of those things where it's like it sounds sick obviously you're on your channel you're like here are the reasons you're watching you're like yeah we're gonna fucking do it we're gonna take their phone away not into i mean dude it's it's just never gonna fucking happen it's like it's it's just it won't dude no one nobody the country no country can possibly withstand that amount of the nagging would be crazy dude like let's be honest divorce rates would go through to a roof.
8:57If you're a dude who goes, I agree with this, you're done. You're not getting pussy. A lot of babes.
9:02Shane Gillis:Again, this guy's got his babe. She's on board. That is a fucking rarity. Yeah, yeah. He's got the one percenter of babes. I know when babes or your babe might be like, yeah, I could see that. And then just like on a random Tuesday, be like, can't believe I can't fucking vote. Sooners are period. Dude, you said it was fine. We watched the YouTube debate. We both agreed that guy was right. They're never going to go along with it. It's just one of those things where it's like, dude, like you can you're kind of chasing your tail you can you know whatever but that's and then after doing all this outer space research I'm going dude women are dominating we need some babes we need these babes to fucking tell us about outer space again I don't know if it's all of them but a lot of these discoveries are from babe scientists while we've been just absolutely fucking around the entire time we will if we take away the right to vote they're going to stop focusing on science is going to try to get their right to vote back we can't do it I don't know he could though So if we did take the vote, we could get, there might be some humble babe action.
10:01Shane Gillis:Like almost like reuniting right after a breakup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could be best behavior. We could have best behavior. I do like the idea of women acting right. I would just vote. I'd be like, just tell me, I'll vote however you want. I don't even care. We get double votes. Babe, I'll vote for whatever you want. I don't fucking care. and also too like the nuts and bolts of blocking the vote I mean it's like the only option you'd have to physically hold them you'd have to literally physically hold them back they would flood the voting booths we would also have so many trans women I just thought about that we'd have to go down that rabbit hole it'd be a whole different thing because they would definitely spite trans I know women you'd have to have the FBI female body inspectors.
10:54Shane Gillis:That'd be the only way. But either way, I don't want to get mired down in politics. I want to talk outer space. Because it would be, dude, I'm saying it'd be a sad sight if like, you know, you're there, they actually, you pass the law on this fucking handmaid's tale bullshit world. The only way you could stop women was by you'd have to have like a security force like scrappy do holding their heads while they fucking. And that would bum me out. I'm trying to cast my vote for the republic. I'm seeing women get scrappy dude just nonstop. That would fucking piss me off. Some of them good girl scientists that are fucking enlightening us about space.
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12:16Shane Gillis:Very juicy details. yeah like comment subscribe below in the chat um so okay okay so we got you got everything out of the way again the plan was start closest to the sun and work out and you go you know and work um but then it was like dude let me hit the fucking sun and it actually is a sean's idea in while we're doing the planets we're going to do kind of a mini deep dive into why they have that name what the name says about the planet does that actually match up with the physical characteristics because like all of them are named after basically greco-roman gods oh except for earth except for earth yeah we're talking about a little bit except for earth weirdly enough why why did earth not get i mean i guess probably because we're standing on it you know it doesn't get a cool god name we might have already had it named well you know we might have already been calling it earth just earth earth all you could name earth after a god really because it was like they you know the gods were supposed to be in the heavens and yeah whatever unless you believe in like Gaia.
13:14So, okay.
13:15Shane Gillis:Before we talk planets, let's talk sun. Okay. And basic facts. This is the stuff I already knew before I researched. Sun is 93 million miles away from earth. I know that one. That was, I learned that from a Wu-Tang song from triumph. It's literally in the song, which is kind of crazy. That's like some dude smoking Sherm in the projects would have literally been teaching a prim ass white boy like myself about the solar system. That's what happened that's how i started my love for outer space and now i've joined the lineage of great teachers because i've actually smoked sherm on accident before so that's the only sherm mix how do you get it's just pcp okay okay it's just wet yeah it's just i actually only smoke sherm myself so that's how i've just following a great lineage of teachers just smoking sherm once that feel like weird during it was sick yeah fluid i really literally flew up a staircase oh it's awesome i could breathe flames out of my mouth but then i got like deeply paranoid that these babes are trying to poison me yeah okay i could have kissed them oh that was too shirmed out yeah that's that's the life of a fucking astronomer like myself so okay so let's go size of the sun right off the bat how big is the sun in relative terms 1.3 million earths could fit inside the sun that's crazy it's fucking dude it's massive if the sun if the sun were a hollow ball you could fit every planet in the solar system inside of it and still have room like a lot of room right yeah it's fucked up how big this the sun is like just to get a glimpse you see it every day yeah you're just don't even think about it oh fucking sun 1.3 million earths could fit inside the sun how hot is the sun exactly depends on where you measure at the core the sun is 15 million degrees celsius it's fucking hot as shit so we'll get into exactly what that means is that you hear that it's almost abstract the surface of the sun is only air quotes about 5500 degrees celsius john can we get some conversion with the surface the surface of the song there's a core there's the inner core where like the you know we'll get into what's happening in there and then there's like an actual body of the sun okay that's only 5500 degrees which is like pretty low compared to the core.
15:28Shane Gillis:Kind of weird. How many degrees? 10 ,000 degrees Fahrenheit. What's the surface in Fahrenheit? If it's 15 million degrees Celsius, that's got to be... I don't know. Celsius throws me off because it's close to some points and super... It probably is. I think it's probably 30 million degrees. 30 million degrees, dude. We'll wait for the official numbers to come in. Here's the weird part. The surface, core is 15 million degrees. Surface is 5 ,500 degrees Celsius. Okay, so it's 27 million degrees Fahrenheit. Whatever, we'll stick to Celsius. That's what fucking scientists, they love, libs love Celsius, obviously.
16:10Shane Gillis:So the outer atmosphere, so there's a core of the sun, there's its surface, then there's an outer atmosphere of the sun called the corona, which paradoxically reaches over 1 million degrees Celsius, which violates - It's hotter than the - Hotter than the body of the sun. Not hotter than the core. Yeah, okay. But according to, I believe, the law of thermodynamics, it's supposed to get colder the further you move away from a hot thing. The corona violates the law. Basic, basic physics. People still don't know why. Yeah. Pretty wild. And the corona, this is kind of weird. It actually extends because it's like a, you know, there's the core, there's the body.
16:46Shane Gillis:The corona is like what you see when there's an eclipse. There's that, like, light around the moon. That's the corona. It goes on for millions of miles. and it's a million degrees for millions of miles. And then it actually peters out into the solar winds that basically go through the entire solar system. And then they stop after Pluto, planet formerly known as Pluto. So when we're getting heat hitting our planet, it's corona that's gotten here? Is that what, kind of? We'll get to that. Okay, okay, okay. We'll get to that. Luckily, our atmosphere, but well, yeah, we'll get to that. It's not technically the corona, but the light coming out of the sun, which is kind of a bug out in and of itself.
17:22Shane Gillis:but that's that's where interstellar space starts is when the sun solar wind finally stops somewhere after pluto yeah the solar wind stops and you're in interstellar space properly which again is kind of like weird to think about so yeah there's the thing called the corona paradox we'll get into kind of theories into why that might be but again it's like it's it's completely wrong it's 15 million degrees and it's like 5500 degrees and then it goes to 1 million again outside away further from and you're like what the hell so now i'm sure you've thought about this like what would happen to you if you like just try to get towards the sun yeah and in reality you would just burn up so fast but here's the thing we have because we like you know how do you think how do they know the sun's core is 15 million degrees we can't get close enough to measure it so they do a thing where they there's a couple methods i don't really understand that but there's like ways you can look at light signatures and the certain colors coming off give you like you know this is how hot this is this is how hot this is there's also uh they like the neutrinos that bounce out of the sun hit the ground and they somehow like collect those and measure those but still i'm like i don't know i'm taking it with a grain of salt there's no way you can actually measure without the direct probe nasa in 2018 launched the parker solar probe and uh they got within in 2024 about 6.1 million kilometers to the sun's surface.
18:45Shane Gillis:It's close. So they're in the Corona. So they were able to theorize how hot it would be. And then they actually sent this probe into the Corona that could verify like, okay, our models were correct. No care. I'm assuming there was no camera or nothing. No pictures that got sent back. I don't think so. I think this thing was a, I mean, it was basically a bullet. It traveled about 692 ,000 kilometers an hour, fastest any human made objects ever moved. so they just fucking hit a carbon heat shield about four and a half inches thick that kept everything inside at room temperature even as it like hit temperatures at like 1400 degrees celsius so now i'm going like oh that's why too the corona is it's kind of thinned out so like it is technically a million degrees but the particles i think are so thinned out that like it doesn't feel as hot that's why they're able to get in there so i don't know that yeah that's a little confusion a little confusing but it's still like the only thing my brain can even like compare that to is like when humidity makes things feel hotter than it is it's you you know you really feel pretty fucking dumb yeah you try to think about this shit but it's like you know if you try to really comprehend how hot these temperatures are there's there's nothing you know like molten metal is thousands of times cooler than the sun's coolest part which is the surface yeah so you It's like it's almost abstract.
20:04So it's like in the way to think about this is like as you go up the temperature ladder, you don't just get more hot.
20:11Shane Gillis:As you get to like, you know, things like 15 million degrees, it literally alters what the matter fundamentally is. So it changes literally like when you go when you get to the sun's core, it turns into plasma, which is a whole different state of matter. It's like solid gas, liquid. Plasma is just like a soup of particles because everything just breaks down. Is that kind of a laser beam? I don't know. I'm going video games. I'm going video games because you've got plasma guns all the time.
20:44Shane Gillis:So, let's just... So, again, like the whole idea of imagine yourself floating towards the sun, how close can you get before you're destroyed? I mean, in terms of pure radiation and heat, you're dead. Unprotected human tissue would be destroyed long, long, long before getting anywhere near the surface, obviously. if you could even preserve yourself. Parker Solar Probe, like we said, you got the closest. For context, Mercury, which we'll get to, the closest planet, is still about 46 million kilometers from the sun at its nearest point. So it's like halfway between Earth and Mercury. Mercury is like the halfway point between here and the sun.
21:20Shane Gillis:So yeah, the general scientific consensus is that without shielding, you would not survive much closer than Mercury's orbit. Here's the scale for reference to the term of temperature. Zero degrees Celsius, water freezes. 100 degrees Celsius, water boils. 1 ,000 degrees Celsius, lava, molten rock. That's what lava is. 1 ,500 degrees, steel melts. 3 ,500 degrees, tungsten melts. This is the highest melting point of any metal. It's using light bulb filaments. 5 ,500 degrees Celsius, the surface of the sun. And anything that exists as a solid or liquid is already just long gone. 1 to 3 million is the corona temperature.
21:58Shane Gillis:15 million degrees is the core of the sun. Sheesh. Yeah, which is kind of nuts. And then here's, so like we said, the surface of the sun is cooler than the area outside. The corona, which, you know, we already talked about that. But again, this is a big paradox. Physicists are like... They have no idea why. They don't really know. However, the leading theory on the corona paradox, why the outside area of the sun is hotter than the body of the sun, again, just including the core, which is just literally nuclear they think that the massive heat shift around the corona is due to electromagnetic fields snapping together in like, you know in tiny, tiny increments and each of the realignments generates heat and like micro flares, so it's similar to a big solar flare that originates on the sun's surface but in the corona, they're thinking like this is happening on a tiny level, but just like billions of them every single second So it turns into a big ass thing kind of.
22:55Shane Gillis:Yeah. So like it kind of collectively heats. It's more so like electromagnetic heat than technically heat from the sun. But it is coming from the sun because the sun's core does generate electromagnetic or does like dictate the movement of electromagnetic lines. It's dude. Yeah. Electromagnetic shit is so, so fucking weird. So it's like think of like, you know, we talked about solar flares, obviously. So solar flares, I think, originate because there's like, you know, the core is doing all of its crazy shit. It gets so hot that the electromagnetic fields get all, like, whacked out. So then, like, they're getting all whacked out coming from, you know, the core of the sun.
23:31Shane Gillis:They hit the sun's body, and as the sun's rotating, the electromagnetic lines just twirl together. And they get so tense, like, twirling a rubber band together. And eventually, they just snap and just fire off, like, a massive thing of heat and energy. And the biggest solar storm that hit Earth that we know of was the Carrington event, 1859. it was so strong that it set telegraph machines on fire yeah so those old morse code lines were all we're all connected by copper wires so everyone was just working on them and out of nowhere they people got like shocked yeah and like some of them burst in flames i think it was all over the it just it just that energy got absorbed by those copper wiring connecting them all together so that some of them burst into flames other operators were just like ow just got shocked did it hit the whole planet or the whole planet like a chunk of the plug i think it hit the whole I think it fucked up like the I think it fucked up anywhere that had that stuff.
24:24Shane Gillis:Okay. Okay. Yeah. Also, the weird thing was the energy from the solar flare after they had unplugged some of the machines like what the fuck's going on with these and they were still powered. No plug in. The energy from the solar flare actually powered the machines for a time being afterwards. But they were just fucked. They were off. They were off, but they were on. But they were on. You couldn't turn them off. They had too much juice. Yeah. So, and the cool thing too was the solar flare was so intense that the, you know, like the Aurora Borealis you could see from like the poles? Yeah. You could see that in like Cuba.
24:56Shane Gillis:It just lit up the electric, whatever that is, like hits the sky and it bounces, colors bounce off of the atmosphere and it just, there was like an Aurora Borealis visible, something like it visible all the way down. Silver lining to that chaos. Because Aurora Borealis is like one of my bucket lists, see that in person thing. It'll be sick. Yeah. Although the weirdest part was it was so bright that that, it happened in the middle of the night so people woke up in the middle of the night thinking it was daytime so they kind of popped up like oh man birds it would birds even got tricked birds started singing like it was nighttime they came out being like what the fuck three in the morning why is it so bright yeah it just looked completely fucked up the weirdest thing is if such a solar flare happened today it would destroy the infrastructure of the entire internet yeah truly it would cause trillions of in damage.
25:42Shane Gillis:The internet would go down as far as I know. That's terrifying. Plus side, search history. Destroyed. Destroyed. Everyone clean slate. That'd be so bad. We're talking if we get a big enough solar flare, it could destroy. Now it would destroy the entire internet, dude. Clean break. But what about my bookmarked favorites? Bro, you gotta let them go. You could find them again. You'd have to recreate them. Yeah, that would be the real thing. Because they would be gone. They would exist in your heart. and you would have to write them down like one of those ancient Greek historians. She's a little wall.
26:17She's a lady with a cubber her face with a ball.
26:21Shane Gillis:Who's the lady that's always having sex in the shower with wet makeup on her face? I don't know. Michaels. Gianna Michaels? Yeah. You have to write about it. You have to sing her song. You'd make the bards. I would definitely sing her song. This is a story of Miss Michaels. Gianna Michaels and Pinky, I'd sing to the heavens. yeah they'd have to live on through you so and this is this is why we're talking solar flares that has to do with the leading theory on why the corona is so much hotter is like you know that that's how a massive flare works of like just the twisting and breaking of electromagnetic fields when they reconnect it like generates a ton of heat and energy that i think that's what powers a solar flare but again who knows we don't know electromagnetic fields are they're actually a very, very spooky subject in and of themselves.
27:10Shane Gillis:They're, they're, I mean, fields are non-physical entity, like objects that somehow affect physical objects. Yeah. Very, very spooky, man. Very spooky. So also too, just how big, we talked a little bit about just how big the sun's Corona is. So it's like, all right, the diameter of the sun's visible surface is about 864 ,000 kilometers, which if you were to take a radius of that half the circle, Yeah. Guess how big it would be? 432 ,000 kilometers. Anyway, pretty sick. The corona starting at the end of the sun's surface extends for, like we said, three to five million miles, raging at roughly a million degrees, which, again, asterisk that because apparently they were able to probe it and it was only 1 ,400 degrees Celsius.
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27:56Shane Gillis:So maybe that was like the outer, outer reaches. I don't – oh, yeah, you know what? It probably was because they weren't even – yeah, they had got to like the outer reaches of that. Maybe they're in Salt Lake. but because the corona of the sun that goes off the body extends for 3.5 million miles at a million degrees and then thins out into the solar wind that we talked, extends all the way out to Pluto and beyond. So technically speaking, the whole solar system is located inside of the sun. And I'm going to get pushback because they're going to say, dude, that's the fuck you can't include fucking solar winds.
28:27Shane Gillis:But it's like, hey, man, I didn't write the rules. The girls did. This is girl rules. Girl rules. Sorry, I didn't make them. actually used to live now if you really want to take away their vote you can amend the solar winds no it does not extend to all the thing alright so we covered the surface and the corona I think pretty well but what about the core the churning powerhouse of the sun the core is where yeah I mean dude like the surface is cool and all the corona's pretty cool you know paradoxical whatever the core I don't think I've ever heard shit about the core bro you if you want to cover your ears I don't blame you it's freaky You'll never look at the sun again the same way.
29:06Shane Gillis:So the core makes up the innermost 25 % of the sun's radius. So 25 % of the sun's size is the radius, not obviously including solar winds and all that stuff. But don't let that fool you. 25 % of the sun is still enormous. The core alone is roughly twice the diameter of Jupiter, the largest planet in the solar system. So it's massive. So you have this massive ball. It's 15 million degrees Celsius. And again, we've already established the corona is 1.3 million degrees. the core is five to 15 times hotter than that and like we said every step up the temperature ladder changes what matter fundamentally is so once you get into the core you're you're like you're just complete you're you're beyond what any physical matter on earth is basically you're you turn into plasma and the pressure this is fucked up if you think about it the pressure of the core it's 250 billion times earth's atmospheric pressure and pressure is not gravity it doesn't mean you weigh like 250 billion times more.
30:05Shane Gillis:It's like if you were, you know when you're underwater when like submarines go thousands of feet and they get crushed? Yeah. Dude, like, if you did like a couple hundred thousand times bigger, you're crushed. It's 250 billion times atmospheric pressure. It'd be like being like 10 billion feet underwater. Like it's unfathomable how much it grows. It's crushing, it's containing an explosion, which the core essentially is. The core's explosion is equivalent to 90 trillion nuclear warheads going off every second. Already for 4 billion years, slated for another roughly 4.5 billion years more. Every second you look at the sun, it's 90 trillion nuclear warheads just going.
30:48We're just looking at it like, damn, it's a pretty day out there.
30:52Shane Gillis:Dude, it's insane. So, okay, 250 billion times Earth's atmospheric pressure. and again it's being crunched down by gravity the sun contains 333 000 times the mass of earth and all of that mass is gravitationally attracted to its own center i don't really know that's how gravity works so if you have a big ball like earth or the sun all like it's like the weight so you have like you're standing on france all of france from the surface down to like all the shit underneath it is pressing on the core then you have china that's also somehow pressing into the core as well and every place is just crunching down on the core so the the core of the the sun is just fucking massive amounts of gravity containing this never-ending explosion that just kind of repowers itself over and over so every layer of the sun is sitting top on the on top of the layer below it is i mean it's the most extreme pile on ever just all the way down the core like we say and the temperature so it's the temperature by the way so we're saying about like like the, you know, 15 million degrees changing what matter fundamentally is.
31:59Shane Gillis:It's from two things. It's from the temperature and it's from the pressure. So the temperature gets the particles moving fast enough to overcome the repulsion. Because you have like, say, you have a hydrogen nucleus. It seems another hydrogen nucleus. So it's just sitting there like this. They're repelled like magnets. Like think about two magnets. You can't get them to touch each other. You're sitting there like, you know, I can't do it. so the heat gets the particles moving so fast that the electrons since it's plasma the electrons fall away now we have the soup the electrons are just floating here and there there's no order to any of these things and the neutrons are just going like this and then they get hot enough they get fast enough and they get close enough to each other to overcome the repulsion that's love so like dude if you threw a magnet so fast it is love it's true it's like if you threw the magnet so fast, which I've actually seen one of my boys do this one time, you throw the magnet fast enough, it would just go, it would actually connect.
32:53Shane Gillis:However, the connection is nuclear, it's like particle fusion. So it's what powers nuclear bombs. And the pressure, so it's like the temperature gets them moving fast enough to overcome the repulsion, but then the pressure gets them close enough for the strong nuclear force to grab them together. So, and this is the core is the only place in the solar system where both conditions are met at once. which is why fusion only happens in the center of stars and nowhere else. It really is. When people do atomic bombs, they're harnessing the power of the stars. Yeah. That's crazy. It's the power of the stars.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Shane Gillis:And here, yeah. So, and the cool part is the same gravity. That's kind of bad ass that people were just harnessing the power of stars on the planet. I didn't mean to cut you off. It's cool. It's certainly, it's terrifying. It's terrifying, but it's really scary. We did kind of do that though. I know. I mean, shout out to us, obviously. But yeah, the same crushing gravity is what keeps the whole system stable. The fusion at the core, and we'll get into exactly what fusion is, is nuclear fusion, is constantly trying to blow the sun apart. So, and again, like we said, 90 trillion nuclear bombs per second exploding.
34:00Shane Gillis:Gravity is just hugging around it. Just, no, brother, just holding it all together. And these two forces, these two massive forces have been pretty much perfectly balanced for 4.6 billion years, like we said. Turns out we get another$5 billion in the bank. So we're chilling on the sun for$5 billion more years. The sun's at a controlled explosion that gravity won't let escape and fusion won't let collapse in on itself. So the fusion also is pushing out against gravity, wanting to just fucking crunch it all in. I wonder if it'll be like signs. I mean, obviously we won't be here for, you know, 400 billion years from now, will the sun like feel or look different?
34:35You know what I mean? Because we've lived it. We've experienced it for such a short period of time. We don't even.
34:39Shane Gillis:I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. They claim that it's been relatively stable, but it's like, you know, again, I'm like, okay, we'll see. Okay, girl scientist, we'll see. This episode is brought to you by Aura Frames. Moms are no stranger to chaos. And some of your craziest moments together, pure comedy in hindsight. That's why an Aura Frame makes the perfect Mother's Day gift. They capture not just the memories, but the chaos you cause along the way. Personalization requested. please talk for 10 to 15 seconds about a chaotic moment your mom had to handle especially something you caused that was stressful at the same time but you both laugh about now for example like that family road trip where i somehow got us lost um what chaos did i cause well one time i i mean i don't know if you know what a mad libs thing is but it was a it's like a word puzzle not a word puzzle it's like a story but you got to fill in all the words i don't know you know what it was that that was bad because I put nothing but like butthole and penis my mom found I got mad but I I signed someone's yearbook one time uh I was in seventh grade and I signed an eighth grade boys yearbook and I said dear Joey I hope you get buttfucked this summer and uh his mom called my mom and my mom called the school and told me that my dad was going to beat my ass when I got home and I just sat in dread all day and waited and yeah my dad beat my ass and it'd be nice if we had a picture I could put on an r frame that'd be a very beautiful memory moments like that are priceless and priceless.
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36:50Shane Gillis:Also, guys, I have some new tour dates coming up. I'm actually kind of pumped to announce them. They'll be summer and pretty much winter. Pretty cute, pretty cute. But the big one right now, Toronto sold out. Thank you, guys. Canada, you guys rule. And then the Riviera Theater, Chicago, Illinois. I'm going to check right now, guys. I think tickets are almost gone. I'm not just saying that. But we're a week out. And I believe last time I checked, I was at like 90 % sold. So, yeah. So, I'm looking right now. It's making me click to make sure I'm not a robot. Whatever. There's not a lot of tickets left, guys.
37:25Shane Gillis:I can say that for a fact. So, get them if you want to come. It's going to be a close one. So, that's it. Chicago. And that is, sorry, I should say the date for that. That is going to be May 16th, I believe. I don't know. So, yeah, May 16th. It's being microphones, being a piece of shit. So, come on and come on. We'll get into fusion because, again, we kind of touched on it, but how it happens is really cool. So, like, you know, what actually happens to these, you know, molecules or, like, hydrogen particles at 15 million degrees. So, again, at a few thousand degrees, molecules break apart into atoms at around 10 ,000 degrees Celsius.
38:01Shane Gillis:Atoms, this is when it becomes plasma. atoms themselves start to break down like we said electrons get stripped away because it's like you have remember the science thing you have a nucleus which is like a i think a proton and a neutron and then it's circled by electrons okay and luckily hydrogen has no proton no hydrogen has no neutrons or something so it's just a proton that's why they have like the proton collider thing that's what they're trying to replicate that you ever hear of the higgs boson particle collider no they have these things underground and they're trying to get particle fusion they try to shoot them at such speeds that they can overcome that natural resistance and actually collide.
38:34Shane Gillis:That sounds scary as shit to just fuck around with. These girls are out of control right now, man. This girl's out of control. And the mountain blows up. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's actually pretty freaky. But at 10 ,000 degrees Celsius, matter stops becoming matter in any recognizable sense that we know and becomes plasma, which we said is a soup of free electrons and bare atomic nuclei. So it's like the nucleus not surrounded by the electrons that are spinning around it. Again, this is a fourth state of matter between solid, liquid, and gas. So that's at 10 ,000 degrees Celsius. The core is 15 million degrees.
39:09Shane Gillis:So you're so far past plasma that the nuclei, the proton and neutron, in the case of hydrogen, just the proton, like we said, themselves are being slammed into each other hard enough to fuse. And like we said, it's because the electrons are stripped away from the heat, leaving the protons. again not being possibly charged would still repel each other like magnets the repulsion between these protons is called the Kaloon barrier in case you're wondering so that's the barrier that keeps protons from kind of slamming but now like we said the heat has the protons going so fast they overcome the repulsion and so then as they do this they just fucking boom slam into each other these are two hydrogen nuclei colliding and merging transforming in a flash in a nuclear you know a miniature nuclear explosion transforming to form helium in the process so that you have a hydrogen a hydrogen which by the way two hydrogen one hydrogen i think is heavier than a helium okay but when the two come together which you would think oh the helium is going to be heavier the helium is lighter than these two guys that just crash together so because the helium is fundamentally lighter and the loss of weight right so you have say a hydrogen weighs one pound or They don't, but let's say for the sake of numbers, two hydrogen nucleuses weigh one pound each.
40:23Shane Gillis:They slam. Now they weigh like collectively, I don't know, whatever the fuck it is. They've lost 0.7 % of their mass. They get smaller though. Yeah, they're lighter than those. So you start off with two things weighing something. They collide. You have the leftover. The helium is like the ash of a cigarette. It's like a leftover component of this nuclear reaction. That tiny little bit of weight that's lost is then transferred into the energy that basically becomes light. So those particles colliding in the 15 million degrees. In the core. In the core is what generates the sun's light. But it's happening over and over and over and over and over and over.
40:58Shane Gillis:Just boom, boom, boom, boom. Every second. And there's this light blinding flashes of gamma rays, which you don't want to fucking. I know you think you're tough, but you do not want a gamma ray at all. Put me on the gamma ray. You do not want to get it. It's that little, the hydrogen nuclei. This is important. colliding and merging, transforming to helium, which is like kind of the body of the sun. Yeah. Boom, white flash. But that just like infinitesimal part of the mass that's lost becomes a force, becomes a gamma ray, which is like really weird to think. Like if you took a tiny bit of weight of this thing, single, you know, I don't know what it weighs, probably fucking not even like 0.1 pounds.
41:41Shane Gillis:That would become an intense burst of light energy. this is what you know it's trying to think of how to explain this so so the fusion of two particles again which is because of heat and pressure transmutes the hydrogen into helium we already we already said that and it loses that little bit of weight that just becomes light pure energy and here's how i try to think of it so it's like when the protons collide in nuclear fusion they turn into helium which we said is the byproduct of the reaction and the reaction is a massive explosion of energy relative to the size of the tiny bit of weight that was lost.
42:17Shane Gillis:So like, think of it this way. If you multiply something's mass, right? I'm just, this is how I kind of figured it out. If you multiply something's mass by the speed of light and then multiply that number by the speed of light again, you'll see how much energy has been converted in the process. So this is just think like, you know, E for energy, M for mass, and let's do C for the speed of light and square that you get, I think it's like E equals MC squared. Whoa. Oh dude, that's crazy. That's Einstein's theory actually. But that's what, I had no idea that's what E equals MC squared is. It's just accounting for how much mass converts, how much the tiniest amount of mass converts to like light energy basically.
42:56Shane Gillis:Okay. It's Einstein's theory of special relativity. It's a crazy case of parallel thinking honestly. But I just, I was like, oh yeah, that's how that works. So going back to the sun. The dude's sitting there by himself and just figuring that all out. for the first time. Yeah, he's just being like, I'm him. He's definitely him. I think, though, there was a guy who figured out, what is it, magnetism and electricity are part of the same thing. Yeah. And that came first, which was also like, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah. And I think that, they say that's what kind of helped Einstein be like, oh, okay, and he kind of piggybacked off that.
43:35Shane Gillis:He basically alley-ooped Einstein. That's not Tesla, right? No, no, I forget the guy's name. I mean, the guy who discovered electromagnetism, another beast. That was a big one, dude. That was crazy to somehow be like, no, they're the same thing because it's like electricity and magnetism. You can't have one without the other. The one produces electricity and the other one produces magnetism. And it's a self-sustaining field. The thing that I've noticed, this is a little sidetrack, but like we're talking, you're talking this. Because we're talking about how beast these guys are. I've kind of, I don't know if it's Instagram or what the internet has.
44:07I always picture like smart dudes. I didn't even see you doing it. I was just smart dudes and dorks. And like now you're starting to see like sometimes like nerds are kind of just cool, you know, smart people. They used to be cool. Einstein was cool. Yeah. He used to like, I see stuff that he seemed like he was kind of him back in the day. Like he wasn't like, well, you know what it was though?
44:28Shane Gillis:Those early physicists and those type of guys, they would look at this outer space shit and be like, they took almost like a religious perspective. They'd be like, God, God's mysteries are so tight. Now scientists are like cold and objective and they're like, they talk like robots. Yeah. They lost all their swag. They lost their swag when they stopped being like, this is so beautiful, dude. How do I fit into this beautiful tapestry? Now they're like, well, the forces are impersonal and cold and dark. And they turn on the guy who tries to go back to that other shit. They go like, no, that's not what we do now.
45:00We can't write peer review papers on that. I know.
45:03Shane Gillis:How can you quantify that? It's like, dude, shut the fuck up, dude. That's why Einstein got pussy and you didn't. So Michael Faraday What the hell Huh I think it's Ernest Mach What Did he Maybe he was I don't know But either way We'll leave that Like comment below Figure that out So going back to the sun That is a good point Why Einstein was the man I do think they just lost Their respect for You know Yeah They took it They stopped taking a poetic view towards nature. They just started being like, yeah, yeah, it's fucking bunch of math. It's just math. Going back to the sun. So nuclear, nuclear fusion is constantly happening at the core.
45:49Shane Gillis:Hydrogen nuclei slamming, fusing gamma burst. And this is what sunlight is. And then leftover helium, the body of the sun. So the sun, by the way, through fusion is converting 4 million tons of mass into energy gamma rays every single second. And this isn't like burning a log. This is physically, you know, that's like you burn it and it's light. This is physically converting mass into like traveling light beams. You know, a fire is just kind of like, oh, it's like a candle. It just kind of hovers. That's more of a chemical reaction. This is fundamentally taking mass and going, poof, light beam flying out.
46:27Shane Gillis:So in gamma rays too, by the way, here's a cool thing too. The gamma rays don't just blast out of the reaction and hit us. because if they did, we'd be fucked. Like we would be, gamma rays are, in terms of energy rays, like gamma, X rays, all that shit, they're the king daddy of energy rays. They have no mass, no charge. It's just pure energy moving at the speed of light. So, and you think, okay, what the fuck's the big deal about that? So, okay, so let's just get into this thing first. The gamma ray, well, let's just say if it hit you, you're fucked. Like a gamma ray goes, a UV ray hits your skin and it gets trapped and you get a little sunburn maybe, but your body's like, okay, let's kind of repair that.
47:07Shane Gillis:A gamma ray would go right through you. Like it would be a hole in my body? It wouldn't be a hole, but it would pass through you, but it would sever anything it touched in terms of like your DNA cells. So it goes through you and just severs your DNA. So if you got hit with a full body dose of gamma, all your DNA strands would just be severed. Like that. Do you just like vaporize? Huh? Do you vape? That sounds like you vaporize. You don't vaporize. You would just be there. Like nothing happened, but all of a sudden you'd be like, ugh, like all your body's natural intelligence just goes offline and you become what's called a walking ghost and you just slowly die.
47:41Shane Gillis:Like you die in like two minutes. Damn. Because your body, all your bodily processes are just like, what the fuck was that? They just stop working. Their lines of DNA just shred. Your DNA is what's telling all your cells what to do. Yeah. That just goes down and then you go, ugh, I don't feel so good. Two minutes later, fucking toast. So that's what's happening in the sun's core. Now, here's the cool part. I wonder if we have those kind of weapons. the gamma would fuck dude that would suck getting hit with gamma so the core you would think like okay so that light hits the core the hydrogen you know or hydrogen hits each other turns into gamma the hydrogen turns into helium that's like the energy process the energy exchange or whatever that gamma those gamma rays produced by the uh particle fusion it gets trapped in the sun's core It just, it can't get out.
48:30Shane Gillis:It goes, bounces around. Guess how long it bounces around for? I guess. A million years. 17 ,000. Okay. 17 ,000. You should have went low. For record, just go low. Next time, next time. No, but so if those escaped, we'd be toast. Yeah. Somehow, and the sun's already kind of nuts right now, but the energy it produces, it holds it inside of itself and just kind of, it bounces around on a weird 10 ,000 to 17 ,000 year journey inside of the core where it's slowly degraded into like lesser and lesser forms of energy, basically. So it's like gamma all the way to where it's like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
49:07Shane Gillis:Now it comes out as UV light. As soon as it escapes the core and hits the, you know, basically surface of the sun, it takes eight seconds to get to Earth. So it bounces around for, let's say, 17 ,000 years, and then it gets to the sun's surface, and it's eight seconds, hits you right in your fucking face. Get a little tan. as uv and you get a little tan you know white boys like me a little crispy but so yeah it's pretty uh it's pretty crazy man al it's like every every time you stand in the sunlight the light hitting you 17 000 years old and has been stepped down it kind of is set up for black people originally so white people might be from yakub but it was it's kind of just like held in the sun and then shot out at like the perfect shit that we need for here for plants and people and you know all that other stuff that's fire pretty beautiful yeah pretty beautiful pure gamma dude don't want no parts of that you don't want that dude you just you just don't you don't want anything literally like we said just malfunctions everything gets you fucked up um but yeah dude and then like we said before the sun this is actually kind of cool too um the sun somehow sun basically self-regulates so like we said before the you know the outward pressure of a fusion is kind of trying to explode the sun just out into the into the solar system but the size of the sun itself is kind of crunching it down in on itself yeah so here's the thing when fusion speeds up the sun expands so the sun it's like okay the thing is starting to explode but the sun expanding expands the core too which then naturally cools the core down and so like we said the heat is what gets the particles moving faster yeah so when the core expands the particles slow down ever so slightly so fusion slows down so the sun contracts again because everything cools down so it's like breathing it's it's literally self-regulating yeah so it's just it's expanding it's been doing this every for four billion years keeping itself in perfect balance making the light just perfect for us pretty fucking wild however so it's doing this all the time but then within that kind of like breathing kind of thing every 11 years it's on it's on a it's been on a cycle like this forever every 11 years it has a solar flares cycle so we're in a period of high solar flares right now so every like we said that's from just electromagnetic fields just twisting twisting twisting and snap and they go and shoot out so it's like you have there it's always solar flaring but every 11 years it's like high solar flares and then every 11 year next 11 years like low solar flares okay so we're in high times right now we're not we're in high How long is it supposed to last?
51:46The high times.
51:47Shane Gillis:I don't know where we're at in it, but we're probably, just say we're at the middle, we got like five more years of solar flares. And apparently the flares do have, I should have researched this, I did not, but they do have like a measurable effect on like people's like thinking and stuff like that. So they can like, they can get you. It might be why we're all a little crazy right now. We're in heavy solar flare. Hopefully, you know, we're on time for, I've said it before, I think 2030 onwards is going to be chill. That's my prediction now. if i check solar flares right now and it lines up with that i'm just gonna run with that so yeah that's another mystery it's like okay the sun is a self-regulating it's it's it has like rhythms and stuff that it does um and also like we said obviously it's held a perfect balance for 4.6 billion years um with like really no room to mess up like if it if it got like just a few degrees cooler or hotter i mean life on earth is fucking toast so it's like it doesn't have a huge window of error if the sun goes off just a little bit we're fucked we're cooked so brings me to the next question is the sun conscious i was for real i was sitting here whole and then i was sitting here holding and saying something about that because i was literally i have that thought sometimes whether or not like planets and like shit in the solar system is a higher form of life that we just don't understand yet i don't know i mean if life is exist on earth and grows out of earth.
53:08What the fuck is earth? That's what I'm saying.
53:11Shane Gillis:What's the sun, dude? I don't know. What's the sun? Dude, my thing is that, so if your brain produces consciousness, your brain is just a bunch of like electrical sparks flying around in like water and tissue. Why can't the sun, dude? You have electromagnetic fields. You have water. You have heat. I mean, the sun doesn't have water, but you know what I'm saying. There's like water on the planets. You have heat. You have electromagnetic fields. I mean, dude, why not, dude? I don't know. I don't know. So then the people, there's people that say that consciousness, this is like the idealist or like pan psychics.
53:41Shane Gillis:They say that consciousness is like a field, just like gravity or electromagnetism. It's just present. And then we just, you know, pick up on it. Just like gravity crushes us. There's like a field for consciousness. You have the right stuff. You tap into the field. I could be the sun. The sun could be conscious. I don't know. However, I think regardless of how you feel about it, something like a religious reverence is due for the sun. After I learned about it, I was like, dude, I got back to sun gods, dude, or at least just look at it and get stoked. I ever since I look at like, dude, I got into just how like the sun puts out these like whatever it is radiation.
54:18Shane Gillis:And our eyes are designed to actually see radiation. Like if our eyes weren't designed, we couldn't pick up on light. Basically, we have like light sensors in our eyes. And I just like I was here typing and I was like, wait, so do we see light or does light let us see? and I was just like getting all wrapped up on if we even see light in the first place. And I took a knee by my computer. I was like, dude, just chill. Go outside. It's fucked up. It's a dumb. This is dumb as shit, but it's a cart in the show Invincible. There's a whole scene where they go into this room and you can't see anything because of because they're exactly what you're talking about.
54:55It's like they have a certain kind of light on in the room that our eyes aren't made. Really? To be able to pick up on. And then they like give him a needle that injects. In the show, they give him a needle that injects something that makes his eyes be able to see this new type of light. It's kind of what you're saying. No, exactly.
55:11Shane Gillis:Well, there's also a ton of, yeah, like infrared wavelengths that we can't see. Yeah. So there could be shit like going on. We'll never be able to see it. It was bugging me out, dude. But here's the thing, too. It's like, you know, people back in the day would look up at the sun. This is, you know, the rest of the solar system. and look at the sun and all the planets and just be like, dude, these are gods. They like really, truly thought they're like, oh shit. They'd be like just kicking around in the morning and they'd just see like Venus and be like, oh shit, there's the fucking horny god. Yeah.
55:42Shane Gillis:There's my baby. There's my baby. Horny guys in the sky. So even the terms, so we're going to get into kind of the, try to get somewhat into the etymology of the planets. So the term sun, there's like stuff went back and forth being like, yeah, actually the sun in the English language has no connection to the gods. Like, you know, Mercury, Venus, all those are like easily traceable. So they're claiming the sun has no connection in the English language to the gods. But then I, you know, I started doing a little digging and it's, it actually, it does actually. So it's like, so this, the term sun in English can be traced back through the proto-Indo-European language family to a relation with the Norse deity soul, which is actually latin for the so that did have a sun god in rome actually became the official god of uh like it was some of the late roman empires it was like the it was called the undefeated sun yeah it was a minor god in the roman pantheon and during the fall of rome some people were like we call sun god is our god because actually julius caesar called venus the horny god to be he claimed to be descended from the horny god which is pretty sick and everyone had to be like Yeah, dude, for sure.
56:52Shane Gillis:He's definitely not. You're the horniest guy. So the actual term sun in English, it can be traced back to the Norse deity Sol, also called Sula. Sol back then was a goddess, literally the sun itself, which would race across the sky being chased by a hungry wolf. You know the hungry wolf's name? Skull. Skull. And the hungry wolf was trying to eat the sun, which is why they thought the sun went across. And at Ragnarok, the apocalypse, Skull would catch and eat Sol. And during eclipses, it was thought that Skull got himself a little bite of her, but the chase continued. And actually, Sunday, believe it or not, is actually named after this ancient sun babe.
57:27Shane Gillis:Huh. So pretty sick. Pretty sick. So that, you know, my friends and haters, is the deal with the sun. And it would be crazy. I almost skipped over the sun. I almost skipped over the sun, but... Oh, man. Just think all the nuclear fusion going on in there, the perfect balance of light being trapped, honed to perfection, released. I just thought it was fucking sick. It hits us. It feels good when it hits us. It feels fucking awesome. It powers your body, dude. If you don't get enough sun, you don't produce tests. That's why I fucking do ride my blanket at tank top all the time. So from the sun now, we move on to Mercury.
58:00Shane Gillis:And, you know, Mercury is the... Actually, we'll slide to the Patreon. Let's slide to the page. Yeah, let's slide to the page. We're at an hour. Oh, yeah, we're good. Guys, thank you for joining me for the series into the planets, but we have to slide to the Patreon. We have places to be where... I promise you that wasn't planned. I just, God damn, that was, you know, what the hell? I've been doing this for a while. Exactly an hour on the sun. Who would have thought? Nate, thank you. Sean, thank you. We're sliding into the Patreon. We're going to do Mercury and Venus. If you don't want to join, don't join.
58:31Shane Gillis:Whatever. I don't care. Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane's secret podcast on Spotify. Do it.
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