Ep 619 - Plus-Sized Problems (feat. Nate Marshall & Lemaire Lee)

20:14Nate Marshall:We were like, that took me. That was tough. CSPN. Yeah, that sucks, man. Disney, apparently. Since I have Disney, I was able to. But then they put on YouTube TV and it worked. It's everything. Yeah, Disney. Pretty much does. They're on ABC too. Yeah, let me see. What was Colbert's ratings? I don't, you know, I'm not against the guy. I just, I don't think they were, I don't think anyone watches except for geezers. His finale recorded a series high of 6.74 million. Oh, shut the fuck up. Live plus same day viewers. What's the average though? The average, let me look that up. If it's less than 2 million, go ahead, cancel it.

20:49But if it's more than that? You think less than two is still cancelable? Yeah. Like, what if it's like 1.5? I don't know. It's pretty good. Yeah, actually, if it's less than one, it's canceled.

20:57Nate Marshall:My thing is, if you have a YouTube thing, if you're doing a mil, I instantly take it back. If that's the case, I thought the frills, like 1 ,000 people watching it. Because I don't know a single person who stays up and watches any late night show. I don't know a single person who's been like, oh, I was watching this last night on TV at 11 p.m. I think they get a lot of like this. Are they including web views with that, too? i'm not sure i'm not sure but it says his average uh his average viewers per night hovered around 2.5 million that's good he shouldn't be canceled yeah that's very good yeah it's just scam he's getting fucking well even if you had if you had a thing on youtube that had 700 000 you know views every week you can still make a lot of money every day every day is crazy yeah because kobert's on every day yeah you're right that's pretty nuts i had no idea that viewership was still rocking that hard yeah and then he got fucking yeah everyone and he probably still had youtube money because i think they do show like clips on youtube so there's youtube money coming in big time i i thought for sure it was in like honestly like tens of thousands like no dude so he was just good background noise shit like i used to walk dogs i would put on like i would put on whatever that that kind of shit just for nothing or rogan or that's gonna sleep too for sure no dude i i like I listen to like AI slop when I go to sleep.

22:18Nate Marshall:I got tricked. I didn't know. I'd watch these videos on YouTube. It's like fall asleep to all of St. Augustine's writings ever. And I just put it on. I pass out. And then I looked it up. I'm like, this is all fucking AI. It's just an AI summary. Some guy gave an AI voice. I was like, God damn it. I've been getting tricked by AI slop. If you invest your time in making AI slop, there's bags to be made. It just doesn't feel good. Yeah, it doesn't. The videos get like 30, they got like hundreds of thousands of views. And I looked it up in the very end of the thing and it was like generated by AI, blah, blah, blah.

22:50Nate Marshall:Because you can get, you could, I could do it right now. I could be like, hey, write up a summary of any historical figure. And then you feed it to another one. And like, hey, do like, get like a nice voice acting or voice. And then it's like, bam, you have a fucking video vid. Then just give it to clip whatever visuals you want to be in there. That's all it was, yeah. Yeah, you make one where you make the thing and then you go to one where you're like, review this. And then you go to one where you're like, let's do the audio. Yeah. no i i got it because i was listening i'm like man this guy knows his stuff then i read the description i was like mother freaker because there is something about it that i really i don't know when i hear it i'm like it makes me not want to listen to him not even on like a you know like moral thing or like this is wrong i just go like something about it bothers it feels wrong you know it feels like when i play the computer on a video game and i'm like why am i doing this i'm playing the fucking computer i'm playing against the computer and i go this is dumb i feel i just feel so alone that's what it is i feel so lonely i go man you know if you're averaging 2.5 million viewers a day that's bigger than like every big tv show no apparently not because they what are the other ones they didn't cancel it's not bigger than gutfeld the thing about that is gutfeld's at a different time slot it's earlier he's in prime time p.m Yeah, but he averages 3.3 mil.

24:08He's the highest average. Dude, 700. That's still, though, like. Holder was averaging 2.5 million. And Gutfeld's 3.3. That's what the Google says. They're, like, right there. They're neck and neck. I don't know. That's almost a mil, but still close. Like, it's still, neither one's cancelable. Neither one is cancelable.

24:25Nate Marshall:I'm still in awe that there's a million people watching either of these shows. I think it's. I mean, it could be 100 % of the viewership in New York City. You still have, like, leftover people. I bet it's the same people watching both. No way. Get the fuck out of here with that. I bet there's some crossover. You think my parents stopped watching Gutfeld and talked? You're out of your fucking mind. There's a reverse that has not happened to me. This motherfucker has to say. Absolutely not even happening. They don't even know it's on. Then, dude. If you watch Gutfeld, you probably haven't seen Stephen Colbert in years.

24:56Then that's 2.5 million separate people who just got fucked for no reason.

25:03Nate Marshall:Yeah, they're going to watch Byron now. They're going to get Byron shot. They're going to fucking Kimmel. Byron's falling off. The stand-up. There's been a big drop in viewership since Byron has taken over. Yeah. Because it's just a stand-up now? Because it's Comics Unleashed. Nobody wants to watch that shit. He knows he has to pay for the spot. He's paying for the spot. Bros we know are on the show. and we don't want to watch them. Oh, so it is stand-up. I thought it was stand-up interviewed, but it's not that. No, it's like, well, all right, wait, here it is. He's like, Matt, I hear you got some children.

25:38Ah, yeah. Like, that's all the show is. And then you do bits, basically. Yeah. Mate, I hear you don't want mixed kids. Norm McDonald. Damn, Brian, you're so good at this. How'd you even know? Norm McDonald famously said, Comics unleashed, I've never seen comedians more leashed.

25:59but uh kimmel and colbert apparently had had been going back and forth kimmel averages around 2.5 mil yeah so now he'll probably take over yeah but uh jimmy fallon he's he's struggling yeah foul dog struggling he's at 1.3 mil he's he's a million under each of them for some yeah You need to put Seth Meyers in that spot. Seth Meyers' average is about the same.

26:25Nate Marshall:They should really think about doing something completely. They should just kill a late-night talk show and just come up with something totally different. Yeah, podcasts on Netflix. Yeah, true. Or most extreme challenge. That's such a better thing to end the day with. You don't want to watch politics before you go to bed. Yeah, it's still worse. You want to watch Chinese guys jump over logs. And then you're like, yes, I can do it. Then you fall asleep. are you talking mxc yeah the most extreme challenge yeah dude i love it we can do mxc dude mxc i actually i have a proposition for you guys i think now now that i'm on my fitness journey where i'm again burning the most calories a month i'm i'm on par to burn 37 000 calories this month which is pretty sick yeah i've been rocking and rolling but i think now we should do a presidential fitness challenge between you guys you three should do presidential fitness challenge winner gets a thousand bucks oh damn it i did you have two weeks to prepare i can't i can't run i'm not gonna is it just a mile it's my i don't have to look it up i might i don't have to look up the thing mile 100 push shuttle shuttle run right shuttle run yeah you gotta run pull-ups whoever wins it's gonna be scored we can even set different metrics we can do swim bike run i can't do pull-ups I can't swim I'm good Where's the strength stuff at Where's the like Lifting and throwing I can lift and throw a lot We can definitely Set up parameters That are fair I can push I can pull I can lift I can throw Actually I can push I can lift I can throw It should be In my opinion Scrap presidential It should be strength Speed Endurance Ooh I think I got the doors You got the doors I got the doors I ain't never gonna quit I'll die out there I'm on my Mr.

28:14Nate Marshall:B shit right now. I was laughing about a fitness challenge being the three of you. It would be funny. I would do that. I would do that, but I don't think I'd be very good. That's the whole point. Watching LaMere sink mid-lab would be nice. Nate's ass sticking up. I'm going to blow on my knees. The swimming race would be, dude, swimming is so fucking hard. If you haven't like swam race and you try it, It looks insane. I think I might start the scrapyard for fitness challenges. Dude's completely unprepared. I'm like, all right, let's race. Did you see the scrapyard guy? Shut up the cast. Oh, yeah.

28:51Big time. Gas station white. Shout out gas station white. Gas station white. You lost to the guy, though. He filled the endorse challenge. He didn't even know he wanted to bruise. I'm saying, dude. That guy, Solo, the guy he fought in that video, he always does. He just gets, he's drunk in every video. he just gets beat up and head kicks the guy and they're like I'm done I can't fuck this guy anymore he just kicked the shit out of me yeah like every video he was throwing a spit in back fist he was just doing

29:20Nate Marshall:shit in there hold on back to your guys' race don't change yourself African American I think it'd be fun I think it'd be fun I think it'd be a lot of fun it'd be a hoot dude we have to think about it but it was always my least favorite week in gym what The test week. Oh, the test. I used to do as low as possible because I thought it was funny. I would hang from the pull-up bar and go.

29:50Nate Marshall:And then I'd walk as slow as I could for the run. I'd be like, dude, this is as best as I could do. My teacher would get so fucking mad. Dude, this is as far as I can get. The teachers would lie for me. They'd be like seven minutes. I was like 12. Yeah. I remember I clocked like a 24-minute mile, and the guy was so mad. I was like dude I'm out of breath what do you do I think if I remember mine I just blew I sprinted as fast as I could the first lap and then just would gas then just walked for five it was like six laps total I got one good lap I would hit the straightaways pretty hard and then the fucking curves ours was just a regular circle oh I should just say my straightaway was probably like 20 seconds each but that circle was like a minute hey guys let's take a quick break from the show for a special segment called more or less presidential fight night edition brought to you by prize picks on june 14th some of the biggest names in mma are headed to the white house and you can make your mma picks on prize picks and to celebrate this historic card prize picks is dropping a sugar sean o'malley discount which means less strikes still cash okay but let's put the gloves on who's winning the set who's winning in the south lawn we're putting the gloves on to talk about who's winning in the south lawn uh matt i'm looking at the card right now and it's it's a lot of these fights are pretty one-sided i'll tell you what do you mean diego lopez beats steve garcia you think that yeah and bo nickel Michael Kaldakis.

31:29I think Kaldakis beats Bo Nickel because he's buns. Mauricio Rufi versus Michael Chandler. Rufi wins because Michael Chandler always lets everyone down. Josh Hochschitz versus - This is the truth. Okay. Josh Hochschitz versus Derek Lewis. Derek Lewis beats Josh Hochschitz because - I might disagree with you on that one. Well, I'm telling you, Derek Lewis - Ooh, the gloves are on. The Black Beast wins because of racism. Shauna Mallon loses. Hold on, time out. Why do you think? Josh Hokage just beat Curtis Blades in one of the best fights of the year. By, because of you. Price picks, price picks.

32:05Didn't one of them have like a broken leg or something? Or a broken hands? I don't know. I'll take the gloves off. I'll just let you know. He's put the gloves off.

32:11Nate Marshall:The gloves are off. You can't attack him on his pick. I'm telling you, dude. Hokage losing. Derek Lewis is going to win this. Hokage losing. Who's the main event? The main event. We have a couple. Sean O'Malley loses. Alex Pereira wins. Hold on. Sean O'Malley's going to lose to who? Zahabi. Okay. He's going to lose to a Canadian. And then Alex Pereira versus Cyril Gunn. I guess Alex Pereira wins. Yeah. What's the main? The main event is Ilya Teporea versus Justin Gaethje. And I would love to say Justin Gaethje wins this fight, but Ilya Teporea is going to smoke him. Ilya Teporea is too nasty. Only one way to find out.

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33:23Hey, everybody. It's me, Lil Bear. Please come to Charlottesville, June 24th, Columbia, South Carolina, June 23rd. I just added a show at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone, August 6th, I think, or 7th. So please come to the Zone. Let's fucking sell out the Zone.

33:37Nate Marshall:They got to paint Shane on the Zone. That's disrespectful. They haven't put his face up there. That's what I'm there for. That's what I'm there for, dude. Yeah. And the Optimum Noctis, June 23rd. It's going to be a goddamn heater. All right. guys 626 that means june 26 and 27th i will be at the stardome comedy club in birmingham alabama um sorry about huntsville it just didn't work out guys but i will be in birmingham alabama 626 627 um i i originally for some reason said that that got canceled i was thinking of huntsville it is going down in birmingham that is a fact 626 627 uh i'm off the month of july but then in August 7th, I'll be in San Jose, California, August 7th and 8th.

34:24Nate Marshall:And then in August 13th, I'll be at the Spokane Comedy Club in Spokane, Washington. Please come. MattMcCusker.com. Payton's in the mail. Hello. I'm coming back to Good Nights in Raleigh on August 27th and then I'll be in Charleston, South Carolina at Wits and Comedy Club, August 28th and 29th. Please come if you can. 27th is my birthday. You're not going to be able to hang out? i'm sorry man but i gotta be in raleigh at good night's college please come thank you guys very much enjoy the rest of the program i'm telling you guys you'll see when you turn 40 something kicks in you get this weird sense of like i need to push my body to the limits it hit me so hard as soon as i turned 40 i was like i need to go all out like i don't know like i've been keeping it to myself i've been i've been uh i've been working for like two days just you know i've been working on sure a little bit but like but not like a usual when i was younger where the sore feels good like this is like it hurts i think i tore something well i mean that's all it is you make you make micro tears but dude i started when i guess i moved here what two and a half years ago and i was i would i could never work out consistently i don't know what it was i would never do it so then i started and i started like i i didn't realize how deeply out of shape you get like i was yeah i always like i exercise sometimes i was deeply out of shape and then you it takes like a year just to get like able to like fully run a couple mile something they consider like it's pretty normal i couldn't do i couldn't run a full mile i know i couldn't do it and then you get once you can do that it takes a while to build that up or like yeah actually work out without getting like super shin splints and just like you're like i can't even move took me a full year to be able to actually work out consistently like physically handle being able to work out yeah like you know it took like three months you know i'm like dude field day challenge dude i mean put it on rain put it on rain i've been working i've been working too play basketball a lot b-ball is helpful yeah i wonder i wonder how did again you guys don't have to do this if you don't want but i wonder how you You'd have to figure out a way to do it where everyone has a shot, and it'd be very funny.

36:38We got to do an athletics one. I'm the most athletic out of us. But what are the metrics? What are you talking? We're talking speed. Jump it.

36:45Nate Marshall:Well, like sports, I guess, right? Your bounce. Oh, so you have to have the shooting contest. Like what was it called? What was the football thing? Point, kick, pass. Point, kick, pass. PKP, yeah. yeah i think you got me in pkp i think i would i think i would do a great punt punt would be nice big punt i think you hit the football game at chuck e cheese where you throw the fucking that game the accuracy game with the little little balls but dude i got i got senate well first of all i just turned 40 and it's instantly kicked in it was just like dude i gotta fucking push it as hard as i can i'm still in it right now i'm literally going nuts working out but it's kind of fun you're on track to get rid of 37 000 calories dude but it did work why why won't my fat leave my body why won't my bitch it's crazy it has to feel crazy it's insane i don't eat dude i eat pretty healthy man i i really really do i mean every now and again do i eat a little too much obviously but like exactly it's not that bad it's for me it's been eye-opening to be like dude it's so fucking especially i guess at 40 you can say it's so hard to get shredded like so hard it's it's almost i won't say impossible because it's possible it's so much harder than you think damn you gotta get on the shit bro no no shit i'm not on the shit but i will say the reason the reason i'm going hard right now is i have i got a life insurance thing where they're now i can't do zins i can't do any of that stuff because you have to pay a serious premium so if you're taking zins or even like well smoking obviously but now even zins if they detect nicotine yeah in your system you have to pay like 50 percent i don't know how the fuck are they in your system oh nicotine it's like anything else no no i mean the blood test dude they go through all of this they're they're literally your hobbies they have to pay your family if you like a lot if you die so then they go all right we'll do this but we they i didn't realize they do a very invasive check like there's a chance this is what i'm training for i might have to go on the 50 cent treadmill with like the mask and shit yeah and just fully ball out for a doctor which i'm i'm trying to get freak status yeah i'm trying to get creature i'm trying to get them to go what's the fuck which video was that in a club yeah i always think i was like i want i want to do ever since i saw that videos i want to do one of those tests from the doctor so bad yeah put on the mask and just go fucking nuts man this this is the thing they just don't want to give any money yeah that's literally it yeah that's the whole fucking point like that's not what insurance is for insurance is for i think life insurance i know no no but i mean like all insurance is all the type of same type of fucking scam where it's like we're going to take care of you but if your blood work is a little bit down when you die they're gonna charge you more that's the thing they're gonna pay you but you got to pay more because it's all just a mathematical formula yeah they go okay we have all the data if you display these characteristics you're this much more likely to die therefore you got to pay us more.

39:49Nate Marshall:Don't they check your hobbies? If you like extreme sports? What's the value of a life? Depends. Literally, it depends how much you pay them. If you pay them more, they'll give you more when you die. It's like... My life is priceless. I agree. You can't afford to pay me enough. You got to ask them. They'll just agree and go, fine. We just won't go into the death business with you. I'm in the death business right now I'm doing it for 10 years I'm going to do a 10 year insurance policy And just pray that I won't need life insurance That's my plan I'm going to start it Just while my kids are little it's a safeguard In order to do it I have to take life insurance If you give me$100 ,000 If you give me$2 ,000 a month Until for the next 10 years I'll make sure when you die You have$100 ,000 You can't back that up more than life insurance.

40:48You can't back that up. That's what life insurance is doing. Yeah, but they will actually pay. No, they won't. They're making you go through tests. I think they do it all the time. No, they don't, dude.

40:57Nate Marshall:Bro, they get rated. These places get assessed. They're rated. There's places that have, they track what percent pays out. All right, man. Isn't that what Bistler did to Long Came Polly? Wasn't he that guy? Like, he would... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that was his whole job was to, like, see how much you're... In the 90s? Early 2000s. Okay. Yeah, dude, they actually pay. They really will. I mean, I'm sure people get off the hook. Just like the Gerber baby. The Gerber baby definitely paid. The virgin guy? Gerber baby. You don't remember Gerber baby? What happened to Gerber baby? Your parents would get like child insurance.

41:32You'd pay them every month until your kid turned 18 or something and they'd get like a lump sum of money.

41:37Nate Marshall:That's different. So there's insurance as an investment. That's a different thing. And that's actually, it's unregulated. So if you sell insurance as an investment, you're not beholden to the SEC. So there they call it. Yeah, I'm not going to say the name of the place. I'm selling life insurance as an investment. Just start it right now. Just right now. Yeah, I'm going to get it all. You can't. You're not back. If you guys want your life. You're making your point. I hear your point. I hear your point. You're hitting me with bus stop rumblings right now. I know how the life insurance policy. Dude, it's like fucking astrophysics, the numbers.

42:11Nate Marshall:It's so fucking complicated. I agree. kind of bullshit but at the same time you don't need to take it out do they have the same numbers of Affleck like you know how like if you get work hurt in Affleck like you lose a finger you get so much money no it's like then how did then it's not like it's them going we'll give you what you pay if you want X you gotta pay us X amount because most people don't die so they're like they just get money I'm saying like during those years when you're younger that is true so they get all these people they're like we're getting all this money then people die they go fucking here give them he's giving these guys money but if you're having so many like if you have all of these 40 year olds giving you life insurance money the percentage of 40 year olds that die is way lower than i think and everyone's incentivized to stay alive the whole idea of insurance is not to give you anything well they do well this is them they try to maximize profit and they will set up things when they make it harder to get it pay out which is annoying and then they'll do a thing where it's like ah well dude your insurance like homeowners will be like ah your shit got fucked up but that your roof got messed up that could have been from like if it's animal damage they'll be like we don't cover anything from the ursine family so they'll be like if like say a raccoon fucks up your roof if like a raccoon fucks up your roof they'll be like we covered more for like uh rodent infestation so they will do bullshit like that 100 acts of god dude we got storms or something is that like a whole term they have some they have some bs i actually funny enough last night dreamed i tackled an insurance executive and as i tackled him i was like hey at least someone didn't shoot you people other people shoot you it was a fucked up dream but i remember waking up from being like i must be really pissed about this insurance i must want my fucking little knickknack naturals dude that's why i'm so bad right now i literally can't do them i'm in a deep subspace right now because of health insurance i'm so subbed out to insurance companies i'm being dominated so hard like i'll sit down to right at my laptop and i'm like i want my fucking zins man and i'm like you're being fin domed i am i am i'm being indombed truly insurance dominated that's the thing too apparently if they catch you doing them they can just be like yep we're out of here thanks for your money you're gone like even they keep the money you had if if i get the non which i i don't have i again i've said i've stayed on record nicotine's not addictive i got off it no problem yeah but it's like i it really isn't that hard i didn't think it was that hard but if they catch you consuming nicotine while you're being covered they could in theory sever the thing damn yeah now to fulfill the i just chew coffee beans while i do stuff gives me that same feeling of like you know i like i like inserting that thing paul's in my lip right there so yeah right now i'm being completely subbed out and i'm paranoid now i'm going like damn like fuck you hear about people getting like killed for like yeah yeah i'm like my wife might kill my one fight you gotta sleep with your eye kind of man i'm kind of being like she yeah i told her that damn i said it's like now i'm like even just questioning i'm like dude for real i was she got really upset at me but i was like it's a lot of upside to me dying for this family i'm gonna start paying attention i said i'm like it's kind of peace of mind being like bro if i just die it's a huge bag for the whole family it's like don't talk like that oh i don't know it makes me feel kind of good to be like fuck it man the plane goes down it sucks but like kids are cool cha-ching for the fans don't think like that i'm thinking like that i'm hoping you're not fucking thinking like that you ever see the show there's a show called btf St.

45:49Louis. What is the show about?

45:52Nate Marshall:Is it about that? Well, a guy's getting cucked and then his wife gets insurance and she plans to kill... He gets cucked and the bull basically is like let's kill your dumbass husband and take the money. No, they're best friends. The bull and the cuck are best friends. It's like a whole thing. It's a great show. I know, but I'm saying the friend is the bull. The friend is the bull. But they also flip. And they all know. And everybody knows too. They also flip and the bull becomes the cuck. What? Yeah, like he like he they were closet watching like you know watching the closet and eventually the cuck was like I just don't feel like part of this can we switch it up cause it was his wife he's like I still wanna you know fuck my wife yeah I wanna be the bull and then the wife it was like the saddest thing of all time the wife just was like nah can't so then he didn't become the bull he asked to become the bull he asked to become the bull and the wife was like no shot well first of all you can't ask to become the bull you gotta be the bull you just gotta you gotta be out there you gotta be out there grazing dude That's where he blew it.

46:49Nate Marshall:My thing is, if you're going to cuck me, cuck me. Don't kill me. That's my thing. Please don't kill me. They didn't kill me. I don't think they killed him. No, no, no. They did. They didn't kill him. I remember it now. I can get to the end. I don't want to spoil the show. That's fine. I'm never going to watch it. I mean, I heard it's a great show. I heard it's amazing. I heard the show's really good. So he was getting cucked. There's a lot of dongs in it, though. Be prepared for dong. A lot of dong? A lot of dong. A lot of dong. Son of a great show. I'm telling you You've never been through All the great shows Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Actually it makes Just Game of Thrones Oz Oz had a lot of dong Yeah they were in jail Sopranos had minimal If no dong I can't think of one dong I can't think of one dong That makes sense There's a scene where When AJ's getting dressed You peep his dong No I'm kidding He was like a boy No dong in the Sopranos But they did have a big pussy Did they have a big pussy The guy's character's name Huh It's a guy's name Oh yeah yeah yeah They had tits and sopranos.

47:45Nate Marshall:Yeah, a lot of the bada bing. That's a, you know, that's some stylization I could get into. Like, they're probably like, yeah, we're going to be one of the greats. We got to show Dong. And they're like, let's just do tits. Tits are rocking. There is something so classical about showing Dong in the show. You almost got to do it at a certain point. But everybody loves tits. Everyone loves tits, but everyone fears and respects a Dong. Yeah. You're there watching with your baby. You go, fuck, do they show that one, man? Classic. Sometimes you're like, good one to show it up. Sometimes they hit you with one and you're like, perfect.

48:19Nate Marshall:Westworld is just a dong shower. You watch Westworld. All the robots are there and you're going, bro, you're going to hit me with that flaccid right now. Why didn't they even fucking give them? They're robots. Make them Ken dolls. Why didn't they eat junk? Weren't they fucking those robots though? That was a thing, man. Yeah, they were fucking the robots. Oh, yeah, they had like a crazy flaccid early in Westworld. Dude, you should give every robot a pussy. Dude robots, girl robots, a pussy. Like the one that kicked the boy? You want that one that kicked the boy? The boy can get his kid back? When you turn 18, son, you're going to get your get back on that robot that kicked you.

48:56Nate Marshall:The fuck is robot pussy. That kid's going to be the Terminator, I bet. He's going to save us. Yeah. It's John Connor. Dude, we were talking earlier. That kick must have hurt so bad. It didn't look like a mistake either. It looked like perfect to the gut. The kick was intentional. I don't think the kid was supposed to be the target, though. So it was like a turnaround. I saw the kick. It was like a turnaround spin. But it wasn't a fucking dance kick. It was like a tornado kick. Yeah, that was like a fucking MMA kick. If he hit him with one of these, like that. Like hit him with one of these. Question marks out and in.

49:27I was hitting the out and in so hard last night after I saw the Michael Jackson movie. If a robot hits the damn question mark kick, we're cooked. I would fall right into it. Huh?

49:42Nate Marshall:So it's metal. Your shit's getting caved in. Dude, I apparently do it like, I mean, it's heavy machinery. It's different, but like getting hit with like metal. I've walked in. It didn't even move. I was walking and it was a mini excavator and I walked into the bucket and hit my head. I was in her. I was like, ow. It's like no give whatsoever. It's it's if one of those machines is digging and like nudges you a little bit. You go flying. Yeah, because they're so strong. If you get hit with metal, dude, it's like you got to start putting some fucking. Flesh and bone on those things. Yeah, it'll make them weak.

50:14Nate Marshall:Maybe all robots have to be BBW. Ooh. But then they can crush you. Paradise. You try to do a little fucking, you know, smother play. Now you're getting crushed. Oh. Did you know about one in three people with plaque psoriasis may also develop psoriatic arthritis, which causes joint pain, stiffness, and swelling? Does this sound like you? Listen to what it sounds like to be a million miles away.

51:28We'll be right back.

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52:02Nate Marshall:How was the interview? The interview is amazing. It's so good. What's the fart guy? He talks about, you were here last weekend. Fuck. Last week, there's a guy, I'll just say a guy on Soft One Underbelly, fart fetishes. Might have put out the best interview of all time. And they're talking in earnest about, do you hear when he talks about gay farts? I don't remember the gay farts. They're talking gay farts. And he goes, well, that's like part of the, there's like a privilege to being gay where like gay farts are way more abundant than straight farts. Lady farts are tougher. Yeah, because if you want farts.

52:33Nate Marshall:Yeah. He's saying if you're gay and you have a fart fetish, you're in, you know, it's fart paradise. Yeah. Where it's just, I mean, you can get more farts out of a guy. I did see him go, like, hard, like, I'm not gay when they asked him, like, what is he? And then he also got real, like, he was like, I think I'm asexual. But I don't think that guy's asexual. I think he poured himself into just making it hard normally anymore. I also don't know why a lot of those guys like to try to, like, think it necessarily has to do with their upbringing. Yeah. Because his link to the upbringing was weak. It was just like, bro, his mom like grounded him and farted on his head or whatever.

53:06Nate Marshall:Yeah. I'm like, all right, you can have a fair case. But it was just like, yeah, my parents farted. It's like, that doesn't mean you're going to want to fucking do sexually into farts. My dad farted all the time. I can't. Again, I'm a no-go zone on lady farts. Dad's fart. Dad's fart all the time. Dad is supposed to fart. Dad's fart. You have to fart. I was, dude, I was lighting it up last night. So bad. You're supposed to have your family on your couch and everyone feel your fart. I, dude, I was in the closet. I had to go into like the closet. I had to leave the bedroom, hit the closet and just fart.

53:40Nate Marshall:And from our closet, my wife still could hear and be like, oh my God, that's terrible. And they were, they were hot. Mine's been stinking too. They have not been bad. Do you eat cheese? You eat milk and cheese? I do, but it's never been a problem. And I don't do too much of it. Like, you know, I get a little pizza sometimes. You know the percentage of people lactose intolerant is? It's crazy. It's like 60 to 80%. That's the thing, too. Everyone's I I'm among them. If I if I have milk or cheese pasteurized, I fucking fart. Even if I have raw cheese, I fart so fucking hard. I can have raw milk. I have no side effects.

54:20Nate Marshall:Yeah. If I have pasteurized milk, you know, everyone talks about other stuff and you can get whatever a disease from raw milk. Nobody talks about the pasteurized milk farts. like they're crazy it's like some of my worst is when I'm fucking with dairy I was doing it last night it was hot farts all night it took a half an hour off my sleep I didn't get up dude cause it's like I just I dropped one in the middle of the night the night before woke the babe up again gave her like a sleep I just ran it back she woke up went I was like god damn so then I was like I'm not gonna be a jerk I got up I was foreign or I'll do tiny like wait a little bit and i'll safely kind of push it out but yeah dude i yeah i i also i i don't like girl farts i almost want to see if we can come up with a drug to stop women from dreaming i don't like girl dreams either we deal with them because you have to deal with them the next week weed will do it yeah julia smokes every day probably still has she still has she still catches you in the dream room hits well either she'll catch me with him but either even worse she'll just want to tell me about it it'll just be a useless story yeah so my dream is like who gives a shit it's not real i get i get hit with like sleep interrupters where i'll be like i'll be just drifting off and then last night bernie woke up and went like i'm never getting these nails ever again they're hot they're hot and i'm like dude go to bed i literally get angry i'm like go to sleep.

55:53Nate Marshall:And that was a dream. And she just falls asleep. But she'll wake up with nonsense. It's literally nonsense. It makes no sense. And I'm like in that perfect thing. I'm like, oh, I'm drifting apart. And it'll be like, oh, what's happening? I'm like, shut up. I can say anything because she's not asleep. It's not awake. I can literally be like, shut up. Go to bed. She's like, oh, why are you doing so many? And it's passed out. I'm like, dude, I need to stop. I need to stop this mechanism. you know you got to put like a like a soft cushion here so when she wakes up she hits it and then goes back that would be nice because I can't stand the wake ups kill me what's happening catch her right before she goes shut up my lady scared the hell out of me the other day with one of those she woke up and she goes Sean doesn't know right now but the camera's filming him he's on camera right now and I was like what and she just kept babbling about it and then I realized she was asleep and I go, you're scaring me go back and then that morning I woke her up with a fart that's the best feeling hitting her with the cockadoodle do fart that's a good fart dude the wake up fart cockadoodle poo I spend at least 1 % of our conversations as she's unconscious and being like and I'm like dude stop it stop it now no stop it it's not real go to bed and just fall asleep it's like fuck I didn't realize how like girls spiral without men like if it's just like girls by themselves they were like it would take them like a day to realize that was a sweet thing

57:43Nate Marshall:my grandfather was a demon who was keeping me out of the house there's no one to tell him it was a dream i had some dude's dream as a dude that's like you know like straight wolves became domesticated dogs because they were like laid by the thing and wake up and like hey people are coming yeah that's how dudes got to get that pussy they got to lay there yo that's not real dude i was just like i was staying up later because i'm a guy and i just chill and you fall asleep yeah you start to tell you you're just peacefully sleeping like you're not being attacked by a demon right now let me get some moving poosie you sure i'm sure i gotta i had a dream i had a sequel dream i don't even know what the fuck because like a couple weeks ago i like dreamed about murdering somebody you have violent dreams we've talked about it i know i have who are you that's why i can't watch like upset like horror movies because if i watch horror movies i'm gonna have like nightmares cares about it and i'm just gonna be like all right i guess i live with the terrifier now but yeah i don't know who it was i don't know how i killed somebody and then like this week i was hanging out with you guys we're somewhere on the beach or on the lake and then the cop came after me and i was like all right guys i gotta go don't worry about it i had one of those i don't know I remember I killed somebody.

59:04I think I like, I think it was like for my babe or something like that. And we disposed of the body.

59:10Nate Marshall:you're touch her and die. Huh? Touch her and die is a romantic trope. Touch her and die is one of the things women are really into. It's like, if like someone touches this lady, you kill her. Enemies, the lovers, touch her and die. There's a bunch of these things. They're very funny. That in the dream, like I, like I didn't get arrested, but I just was paranoid about the murder from the past dream. I was like, oh shit, I haven't even been thinking about this. It's been like three weeks. I know they're on my ass. That was me. It was just knowing that they got to be coming soon. And I woke up at like 8 in the morning.

59:46I was like, did I kill someone in my sleep? Am I going to get arrested? I just made fun of my babe talking about dreams that aren't real.

59:55Nate Marshall:Just fully babed out about my dreams. It happens. It's their fault. You're in the field. You're absorbing all the bullshit. Dude, I used to have prison dreams all the time. I used to have dreams that I was in prison. I was arrested. I got in trouble. I was just in prison. Every time I'd be in jail, I'd be like, I can get out of here. This is so dumb. The way this is set up, I can definitely get out of here. You ever break out? I remember it'd be like, I could just walk out. Then I'd just get out. They'd be like, hey. Everything was very slow. They'd be like, you're supposed to be in jail right now.

1:00:25Nate Marshall:I'd be like, oh, fuck go back to jail and walk back out and be like haha listen to trapping days yeah i would always get in trouble i would get in trouble or i'd have like a pound of weed in my basement that i had to get out but there was like cops surrounding my house so i'd have to in my sleep i'd be like all right i'll put a little bit in this thing and put it out here and i would just constantly try to and they'd be coming in and out and trying to find it i'd be like it was like i'd have non-stop stress dreams the entire time it sucked and i remember my heart rate would like i'd wear an I'm going to watch you sleep and I would get like 130 heart rate in sleep all the time.

1:00:59Nate Marshall:I don't get it now. I'm chill. That stinks. It's bad for you. Yeah. I don't have, I feel like I almost never have like, like for real, for the most part, I rarely have dreams that stick with me anymore. Like, I don't know if it's my, my lady will, she'll have them every night and like would tell me about them. If I let her, I'll like, it'll be like, oh, I had a dream last night. Yeah. And it'll stand out to me. Every time I have a dream, it means I'm not that high. Yeah. I gotta get high. wake up in the middle of the night like oh shit i gotta gotta turn these off yeah i i used to have big um we were being invaded by china dreams i still have yeah where it'd be like we would just be battling it'd be like i'd be in a city it would turn into a war zone and they russia and china were attacking us i was at the wall i was like why am i at the wall like not the great wall the like border wall oh really yeah i was like why am i at the wall and then it's all fucking Chinese people it's like ah dang Chinese guys were at the wall it is funny to think that like China tries to get into our country they like walk through Mexico and they're like god damn it there's a fucking wall fuck when remember that Beirut explosion that was like crazy big when that happened there was like a part of me that was like that wasn't that wasn't a factory that was a little nuke like for like and I had like a couple like a week or so of just waking up and it was the sun would be coming through the blinds in a weird way, but it'd be the first thing I'd see, and I would think it's just like nuke.

1:02:22Nate Marshall:White hot flash. Like white hot flash. What's that? You fart first.

1:02:31What's that?

1:02:36Nate Marshall:Dude, I got, last night, I had sex. Thank God I was sick. And then I was holding in. I had those nasty dairy farts, so I was like, I just sucked them into my body. I was like, I can't fart during sex. So I successfully, successfully, like, absorbed all my farts. Had sex. Thank God I didn't fart while I was coming. It'll happen to me. It'll happen to me. It'll fucking work. Yo, wait. You'll see. Turbo cup, dude. Bro, it's happened to me. I can't tell you how many times I farted while I'm coming. During hand jobs, especially. Because hand jobs, you're like, whatever. You're like. It's never happened to any of you guys?

1:03:14Nate Marshall:No. Oh, man. I definitely had to think about not farting. This has happened to me many times. I've definitely pushed a fart into a mattress.

1:03:24I've clenched before.

1:03:26Nate Marshall:So I made it, navigated through. Nice. No cum farts. And then I go immediately afterwards. I walked into the bathroom and just was like. Just completely let it out. And it was. I mean, the damage was done. It was over. Was it more satisfying to cut me? He'd just be like, oh. It was nice. I'm sorry. Not as? Yeah. Yeah. I walked in there. I was like, holy shit, dude. I got a little glimpse of paradise.

1:04:01Nate Marshall:Yeah. The fat farts. That guy was swimming in some fat farts. He probably loved them. Hog heaven. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was talking about the guy who ran paradise. Although, maybe not. Check his fucking testimonials. Maybe he's like, didn't like the farts whatsoever. You know, when the cop, I remember the cop from the dream, like, it was like a lesbian lady with blonde hair. And I don't know why it was that lady. With short hair, it was like a dyke cop. A white lady? Black lady? It was a white lady. White lady. Yeah. And you had a white lady cop on your ass? Yeah, I don't even know why. Oh, because I was watching Midwest Safety.

1:04:43I think that's what happened. I was watching Midwest Safety. It was so funny. There was this one racist guy. I know he was a racist because he fought black guys, and he was harassing them. That's what the cops are. He gets beat up. He gets hit in the head. He's bleeding from his head. He's in his house. The cops go to his house, and he's like, you got to let me go outside. I'm going to fight these guys. I saw that guy. Well, also, when I heard - The whole time, he was ramping up to the N-word. He didn't hit it? He hit it. For sure.

1:05:15Nate Marshall:He had the stars and bars in his house. They go into his house, full stars and bars. And he's just in there like, I want, I want outside now. I love people. They don't say, I want to go outside. They go, I want outside. And he kept hitting it and hitting it. And they were like, he's like, that black punk outside. I'm going, all right, he's working. It's coming. The coffee machine's percolating right now. That's when you go take a side bet with somebody real quick. Over and under, he says. Oh, yeah. Well, you said racist. you know it's like a racist guy gets you know beat up by the police so i'm i'm going like all right let's see everyone watching it for the same reason let's see how let's see how he does this and the black guy on the couch he's like hey man i literally love you it's like his homie ain't nothing but love i don't think they're homies i think he shoved well they shoved him those guys could be bros they're their neighbors yeah yeah but he shoved them that was the thing that guy shoved the black dude the black dude fucking gave him a big weld on his head.

1:06:12Nate Marshall:He was bleeding. It was Waylon Jennings on the Confederate flag and it said something like, if slavery wasn't here, we would have made it. He didn't really say that? Yeah. He calls his mom. The video starts, Mom, bring everybody. Bring the whole family. It is a scary folk on him. He's the other next time. No, his mom shows up. Oh, come on. And he's like, Mom! He's like getting mad at the cops. He's trying to resist arrest. He's like, you're hurting me. Mom! Mom! Dude, most of those midwife safety videos, it's a grown man. They get arrested and they go, Mom! It literally is like it's an adult temper tantrum.

1:07:00Nate Marshall:It's like you're beyond your faculties and you're just being like, just like your parents. So you have like zero power. That must feel good. Get out of full adult span. Probably honestly cry for mommy. And then they're like, you know, you're a joke. I don't get every single time. And you're just getting to do a full like imagine someone trying to hold you down to get to go.

1:07:30I literally remember my older brothers beating me up and being like, that's the best.

1:07:36Nate Marshall:Just projectile nurses. little brother kick that's the last defense before you get your ass absolutely beaten it passed your guard you know it was a guard fried dude so right i saw another crazy one it was like uh this is spanish guy he trapped this white lady in the house but like he like chained her to the floor oh like it was like like he had chain he had like rooms in his house and It was crazy. But my thing was, I feel like they did it to people together, and then she cheated on him. Because these both look like pieces of shit. They should have never unchained her. Yeah. Well, the cops unchained her.

1:08:15Cops unchained her. She's going to fucking cheat on this guy again. Well, that's what he said. He was like, she cheated on me. She was being dramatic and chained herself. And then he left. Yeah. But then she kicked out the window and called the neighbors, called the cops. I kind of believe him. Him? You said she was a Spanish lady? He was Spanish. I believe him more. Because then the cops showed up to arrest him, and he was like, I told them I'll be in on Monday.

1:08:41Nate Marshall:So him and his babe was chained up when the cops got there. Yeah. He was saying she chained herself. Yeah, because she was being dramatic because she cheated on him. Around the neck, like just a chain wrapped? Yeah. Or like a lock with like. It was a master lock and a chain. And then it was like bolted into the ground, like master lock and chain. Yeah, yeah. But also the whole house was like made so nobody can escape. Yeah. Like there was secret rooms. There was like the front door was locked on the inside and an outside. So you need an inside key and an outside key. Okay. Yeah. So like nobody.

1:09:13You think they were double murdering? I think they were doing it together. And then she cheated on him. And he was like, fuck you, bitch. And then she was like, I can change. I can change. And he was like, no, I'm leaving. And she's like, I'm going to chain myself up. Yeah. But. How did she call the cops chained up? She kicked out the window and yelled out the window like, hey, help you, change me up.

1:09:33Nate Marshall:I'm trying to be a nice guy and give your girlfriend long chains.

1:09:41I'm full internet sleuth, dude. I'm about to solve everything. I'm solving all the crimes.

1:09:46Nate Marshall:Here's the thing. That's an unsolvable crime. You're out in the house. I can smoke. Just smell it? I can sniff suspicion. You're saying you can look at it. You can get context. Yeah. What is it called? Elementary, my dear Watson. Yeah. she seems because it's like it wasn't like she changed herself well i don't think she changed herself i think they were chaining people together and then she tried to get out of it or she cheated on them to get out of the relationship and then like i think he chained her up because he was like bitch or she was or it happened the way he said also got it's got to suck as like a bondage dominator to like have your sub obviously try to spaz out yeah you got The term subspace makes me laugh so hard.

1:10:27Nate Marshall:The subspace is where, like, when you're the sub, but you're subbing out, you're being dumb so hard, you just, like, lose all sense of time. You enter subspace. It's apparently a thing. Subspace makes me laugh. Subspace and time. But if you're a dumb, if you're in dumb space, then your sub cheats on you. It's funny to be like, good little kitten. Be like, actually, that actually hurts my feelings. I'm actually really torn up about the fact that you cheated on me. Can we time out for a second? I'm really broken up about this. But then, maybe she was, maybe she needed brat correction. So if you're really a true Dom, you would just correct the bratty behavior.

1:11:04Nate Marshall:Chain her up. But you chain her up. This guy was textbook Dom. Dude, he did leave for like three days. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, that's no snack. I think he left because he got a call that the cops were at his house. You got to leave some chicken boot and popcorn for him. You got to leave yogurt and chicken boot and popcorn and a TV. and I think you could I think you could chain your babe up I think you could chain her for like a month chicka boom chicka boom yeah low calorie sweet kettle corn yogurt and like some sort of Bev and a TV I think you could chain a woman for 30 years they might not even notice they're chained up like yeah and you keep replenishing the popcorn and drinks and you put on like Housewives you put on every season of Housewives in order they would never know you gotta hang out with a friend and be like oh shit i'm being fucking dumbed right now yeah a babe will chill man they will chill so fucking hard my dude she's constantly like i wish we could like stay in bed all day i'm like i would throw up if i laid down all day i can't i can't stay i can't until i die i don't think i'll lay down during a day for the rest of my life i would go nuts if i just laid there like this watching television it was like that's the dream bro just laying on your back i get i panicked i want to lay lay on the couch all day oh i panicked dude i remember when i used to have a sick day for me it was like the morning was when i didn't want to go to school so i'd be like mom i have diarrhea and i'll get out of school and i'd be like yes i'm out of school but as the day went on i'd slowly get filled with a sense of dread and I'd be like, what have I done?

1:12:45Nate Marshall:And my cousin would come home and be like, here's your work for today. And I'm like, this is all I missed. And it'd be like a sheet of, like, spelling words. I'm like, okay. But I would get, like, panicked. By the time the afternoon came, I'd be like, society is moving on without me. I would feel like I'd been left behind. Yeah, I'm worthless. My schoolmates have left me behind. I'm now an ignoramus laying in bed. I don't know what they know. And my friends forgot about me because they faked this diarrhea. Glasses moved on. I love a good excuse to be lazy, though. Like, when you don't have the other shit.

1:13:19See, a snow day is nice.

1:13:21Nate Marshall:I'll take a snow day. Mm-hmm. Rainy day. But then back in the day, I'd be like, the girl with the biggest tits doesn't even know me anymore. I'm gone. She might have wore a low shirt today, for all I know. Yeah. Oh, today was a spring uniform. That means golf shirts. Oh, boy. Man, I couldn't imagine being in, like, horny times with the things the girls wear nowadays when I was, you know. Being that young. Yeah. It's got to be crazy. I was just talking to Brittany about spandex. I was like, you do realize spandex in public is crazy. It's so crazy. That's nuts, let alone. Because, like, we're talking spandex.

1:13:58You mean, like, leggings or, like? Leggings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Leggings.

1:14:01Nate Marshall:I'm like, leggings are, like, I'm like, I get it. But it's, like, that's still wildly revealing. It's, like, you can see the contours of, like, the butt. And your pussy. And, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. most times a big old camel toe and i'm going like it's not crazy to like tie something around the waist like that's it's not it's it's understandable because it's like you're you're out you're fucking completely on display and then like well i just don't think and then we walked past a lady with her butt cheeks hanging out of shorts and she was like i can't believe that person's out there right and i was like was it's like spandex that's the next evolution yeah i was like everyone's dressing like prostitutes used to dress yeah if you wore spandex in the 80s outside be like this is a hooker yeah yeah if you wear your butt cheeks out and now like in the 90s 2000s butt cheeks out was hookers now regular ladies are adopting hooker technology and i'm like see-through shit is getting big i see it a lot i'm telling you now it's gonna be see-through it's it's gonna be it's gonna hit a point where it will obviously fly back it already is there's like the baggy mom jeans now yeah um i do hate that to be honest you hate baggy mom jeans nice it does it does nothing like it really bums me out.

1:15:07What gives you a nice reset?

1:15:08Nate Marshall:You need a dopamine reset. I can't handle butt cheeks out of shorts and nipples. That's too much for me. It is a lot. Like, I get it. It's too much. It's too much. I do celebrate. It's too much. It's a lot. It does. When I was driving to New York back in the day, I used to be like, I know a wreck is coming. Yeah. But if everyone starts doing that, it's going to be a problem. I definitely think once you're off, like, once you're off the market, spandex outside, unless you're with your guy. Spandex outside. Again, it's one of the things i'm like whatever i'm just like stating as a matter of fact i don't like it it's what hookers it's what hookers used to wear if my lady wasn't going out the house and like some of the like sometimes i'm not gonna lie i've seen them like instagram leggings that have the pre-wedgie and i'm pretty much he's crazy i go on amazon i go wear these around my house please but the butt cupped spandex it's like it's crazy i don't have like super strong like dude you can't But I just see it and I go like, yeah, well, it's like your butt.

1:16:07Nate Marshall:Like everyone can see your butt now. It's just it's your butt. It's just instead of your skin, it's spandex. Yeah. But it's still your butt. Which in the future, we're all supposed to. We're building towards all wearing spandex all the time. I understand that. I'm not going to fight against. I can't. You're going to have to. Fuck that. Otherwise, we're never going to be in the future, dude. We can't stay baggy and claim to be in the future. Oh, I hate the baggy, though. The new baggy that's come back around. Yeah, that is kind of annoying, too. It feels crazy. Oh, it's oversized. Yeah. It's oversized.

1:16:36It's the same shit as when we were younger. JNCOs. I remember JNCOs were so baggy. Baggy jean shorts are back again. You know what I'm saying? You get a 6L shirt, it's going to look regular. It's just going to look regular now. It's going to look like... No, I mean all me. I thought you meant like...

1:16:54Nate Marshall:It's a bad joke. It's a bad joke. I thought you meant like... We're talking about fashion. We're talking seriously. I want tall tees. Tall tees were the sickest things, I think. any fashion trend I think tall tees might be the sickest shit ever there was there was a small area that had like a middle ground that I love it was like the sleeves were normal cut sleeves but the tee went kind of long it was perfect you're wearing a dress it wasn't it wasn't dress I walked into that

1:17:26I put it on like this is a dress the whole time it hugs my waist

1:17:32Nate Marshall:shows your curves like yeah i put it on hit like spins and shit and fly up in the air well guys i believe we did it oh yeah motherfucking powwow thank you for everybody appreciate you guys well uh yeah man let's keep on plodding along so all we can do is plot along on this thing called life yeah r.i.p.c wait for the robots

1:17:57Nate Marshall:I'm all just waiting to see if the robots really take our fucking livelihoods and if, you know, see what happens with the war. Hopefully that stuff blows over and there's peace and that robots don't, you know, take us away. Seems to be hanging over everybody's mind and the robots. The robots in the war. I don't think some robots are going to take us over. We're going to go to World War III. Hopefully it doesn't happen. When the robots in war join together, that's when we're fucked. That's what everyone's afraid of. Or to become some battle bots nonstop. and we just our food supply depends on how good our battle bots program each country has their own guy we're gonna battle boss wars maybe i'll be shredded finally being crushed by abundance

1:18:37Nate Marshall:well bye guys peace watch new episodes of matt and shane's secret podcast on spotify do it