Ep 628 - Guys Trip 2022 (feat. Chris O'Connor & Billy)

17:09Stronger or weaker? Stronger. Weaker. How's that? Oh, once it dries. Here's a part of the argument you're missing. They're wrong. They're wrong. Here's part of the argument that you're messing with the sand argument. Chris was filling up a single bottle of water. One at a time. No, no, no. That's now you're moving. You're filling one of those up and walking. No, no, it's not true. It is true. I watched you do it. I remember everything.

17:31Shane Gillis:What? How do you build a wet sandcastle? What do you mean? Like when you do a drippy castle, that's way different than just a pile of dry sand. It's the same thing. There's just water in it. So it doesn't absorb. It just whole water gets trapped between it? Pretty much. I mean, sand's like one of the smallest fucking. It's like rock. No one said it absorbed. Chris, can I ask? Does it hold together better? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Chris, can I ask you something? It's pretty simple. It's pretty simple. You pour water on sand, what happens to it? It does go here. Yes. For sure. Chris, can I ask you something?

18:00It's not rocket science, and I had to have this battle for fucking five hours. Chris, can I ask you something? Halliburton comes up. Chris, can I ask you something? 3 a.m. 3 a.m. is a great Matchbox 20 song. Shit, Rox. I knew you were looking so much. Push. Hold on. Can I ask you something? Yeah. You're telling me you were not filling up water in a water bottle. It was a bigger water bottle. It was bigger. And then when this went down the pole, all the water fucking expanded the hole and pushed the hole out more. I compacted the sand with my foot, and then I poured water on top of that, and then I compacted it again.

18:36Shane Gillis:Yeah, water does something to sand for sure. Yeah. Yes. But it's not worth filling this up. But where we were on the beach, I think. It also kept the umbrella from tipping over. No one gives a fuck about that. It was the umbrella. Okay. It was pouring water onto the base. No one gives a fuck about the result. They get the thing. They just, they kept talking to me about foundations. It's a thankless job, Chris. You can't build a foundation on sand. All this stuff that I never was even talking about. It was exhausting. That debate's still open because it does, water does something to sand. Not tonight.

19:12Yeah. Yeah, but this was zero wet sand. This is pouring a tiny bottle of water. It was slightly wet. It was not like soupy, not soupy sand. I know, but you were tying. Yeah, I wasn't making that sand soupy. Chris, you are. You're saying I should have been putting more water. Yes, more water would have helped. That would have been a soup problem. This was nothing. If you walk up to that beach right now, you would have done the same thing. If I put a big bucket of water on it, you go, it's too much water. It's soupy. Chris, I supported it. I actually stayed out of this argument. I was delighted to watch it happen because I remember when you were filling up one of these in the ocean.

19:46Now all of a sudden the bottle got bigger. We got a case of big waters for the first time ever. I remember everything from Beach Trip 1. It was literally a water bottle. It was 100%. It was a 20. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. And you guys are also changing the army. You were saying water does nothing. I didn't say that. It's not going to help. I never said that once. Stop walking back and forth. I never said that once, Chris. Water on every 30 minutes. 30 minutes. That's how long. We were at the beach today. Yeah, you think it took 30 minutes to get to the water and back? That's the real argument.

20:15The situation is we're at the top of the beach here. Dry, dry, dry. We're at the top of the beach here. You got too much water in the sand here. We're at the top of the beach here. Powdery dry. It's completely powdery dry. Yeah. Chris is sticking one of these bottles, without a doubt, into the ocean, and I'm sitting next to Spud. We're down by the ocean. and spud goes that's not gonna do anything and i was like you should tell chris because i knew little finger second he tells chris we got a ball game now then once chris it's my favorite moment a beach trip chris with with a bottle of water in the ocean that he's gonna walk back up to the umbrella to pour on the base of the umbrella he goes oh yeah okay Why is that?

21:08As soon as I went, we got it. Now, I got it. I'm glad that you said that because it's not going to do anything is the argument. It's a. Yeah. Then the opening statement was water is not going to do anything. I look at Spud. I say, I'm going to leave. You guys are going to be arguing about something else in one hour. Came back. We're talking about Halliburton building sand. Nothing. Like, building on top of sand. Nothing I did. I didn't bring up. We're arguing about where the water table is. We're arguing about everything. Now, the truth is, Chris, you are right. In my opinion, this is my opinion.

21:46Yeah. That would help pack the sand. Yeah. If you weren't pouring more than this and walking back and forth, which is a giant waste of time. It's not that far. How far was it today? How far was it today? Today is different. We both know today is different than five years ago. We know the hurricane. We know the hurricane. The way the things move, it's like now I'm filling up a thimble. I'm walking two miles back and forth. It's unbelievable. It's 20 feet away. You're right. It was an office water cooler. It was a water bottle. It was gigantic. And it was torn on it. Packed it down. It did work.

22:25Chris, you're right. You're right. Matchbox 20 is better than Prince. You were filling up a 50-gallon bottle of water. Extremely honest. I'm glad you were pouring it out. You were also squeezing it as hard as you can and crinkling it up. You squeezed it and crinkled it. And it was one of these water bottles. I mean this. That's in real time changing. I mean this. Now I'm going to have a crinkle argument. I'm giving you a mental picture. Bill is the Italy of allies. All right. I got Bill on my side. He goes, just so you know, you were crinkling it. And I got to go. Yeah, you're fucking crinkling it.

22:58That affects the ability to be filled up again. No, I'm just saying that's what you do. We get a little water bottle like this and filling it up. It wasn't any bigger than this. It was this big. So it was too much sand, not enough water. It was just a futile effort. It was completely useless. It was completely useless. Just enjoy the beach. It was useless other than the fact that it worked. In theory, it would have worked. It worked. You had to keep doing it with or without this. I got all... They ran the gamut. The wind stopped. Like, all this stuff. They just couldn't admit that it worked. You think the water worked?

23:26Yeah. You think pouring this amount of water on the basement of the umbrella. Yeah, many times. It was back and forth. Yeah. Maybe three. You gave up because you knew it was ridiculous. Well, I got caught in the middle of an argument. But you did. But you did. I couldn't keep it. But you did stop. I didn't stop. But you did stop. How many times do you think you went? You had to keep doing it, Chris. I would say at least seven to ten. You think you did seven to ten trips from the ocean? It's not that far. It's not that far. It was a long beach. it was a long beach it looked like Normandy it was crazy you were ducking, you were falling your sound was given out, you were hanks and also Chris, when you tell me you took 10 trips I think easy you think you took 10 trips you think I wouldn't in the face of this why did you have to take 10 trips someone goes, that's not going to work you don't think I'm doing 10 at least 10 trips I talked about it for 6 hours I'm going to make more than 3 trips Did the umbrella stay after the water?

24:26Yes. Why did you have to do all those trips? It stood before the water as well. It didn't. It didn't. It didn't. It fell over and almost got blown away. Almost. Yeah. You said it. Well, it counts. Phil caught it. Phil caught it. Phil caught it. Phil caught it before it blew away. Why did you have to keep filling it up and doing it over and over? Beach Trip Podcast is nuts. Well, I had to surround it. The greatest debate. The country needs another debate. Moistened. We're back to the sand debate. Somebody wake Spot up. Please. Now he's sleeping. Moist and saying.

24:57Shane Gillis:What was your favorite part from the trip? Wake him up. Of the trip. I swear to God, the argument last night was probably my favorite part. Really? I love it. I love a fucking beach argument. Yeah. My favorite was probably having to catch with my friends. Stingray. Having to catch with my friends. Stingray. Having to catch is nice. Yeah. But the stingrays jumping. That was crazy. I thought they were shadows. Or eye floaters. I wish those guys called eye floaters. I also, there was a really great moment, and I experienced this personally, but because there's been a lot of like F-15s and stuff flying over, we saw Chinook.

25:27That was pretty cool. Chinook was nice. And then there was a pack of four, what I thought were. That's crazy. Navy planes, Air Force planes, ripping down the beach. Turns out there was just pelicans. There was four pelicans. Nate thought it was a duck. They do it every day. It was great. Nate literally thought the pelican was a duck. That was probably my favorite moment. A pelican laying in the water and Nate goes, yeah, that's a big-ass duck. God damn it. Trying so hard not to be racist.

25:54Shane Gillis:I liked watching Nate enjoy the beach. Nate enjoying the beach is very nice. Nate might be pure salt life now. Nah. You think he's salt life? I was watching the salt life gears. He sat down and pissed in front of a family. Family photo. Nate's sitting, taking a piss in one fucking foot of water. That's salt life, dude. That is salt life. solid it's an inch of water it's gonna be more obvious that was probably texting their other friends like these fucking somalis

26:33how did they figure out dude did you know that this place is where they filmed Truman show yeah you're saying that it's fucking crazy yeah it makes it makes sense yeah it makes perfect

26:42Shane Gillis:sense that's crazy that's pretty nice shift gears true it's a good gear shift This is kind of a wild town. It's cool. Yeah, very cool. It was cool. We like it here. Yeah, true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We won't say where it is. Don't worry. I'll defend you. It's more popular, dude. I think Britney Spears is better than fucking him. Had him. I defended him. Had him on the ropes. The track by track was devastating. You swore. The track by track was devastating. I lied. Listening on the beach and just going track by track and being like, fuck. Yeah. It's domination. Yeah, there's no comparison. What's that?

27:19Agamemnon, how do you say his name? Agamemnon. Yeah. That is Metallica. That was the coolest shit I've ever seen in my life.

27:25Shane Gillis:That's where I jump off the train. I don't like Metallica like that. I don't think they're that. If you were to just go all bands of all time, they are just, in my opinion, they're not that good at all. Who's better at Prince? Everyone's got opinions, bro. I would say, well, you're back to your other part now. You're Britney Spears over Santana. I would go. Words in my mouth. Metallica here. Yeah. I would genuinely but I really don't like I don't like metal that's the thing for me it's tough I don't like metal at all but I mean you can even you don't like them you still have to pick them but yeah they have more songs and I'd be like okay this is kind of a slammer than Prince obviously yeah Bench 315 but now we're talking sub top like sub 50 what did he say Bench 315 you literally need to listen to Kill Them All what did he say Bench 315 he's saying if you could Bench 315 you would like Metallica you have to listen to Kill Them All there's way better metal for lifting dude Kill Them All Bro, I'm sorry.

28:17Shane Gillis:Metallica's like, it's kind of soft for metal. Metallica's kind of soft for metal. It is, dude. Just is. Deftones. Real lifters. Deftones. Come on, bro. Tony, hey, look. You want to be SoCal so bad. You want to be SoCal so bad, bro. Deftones. I.A. Guilty as charged. Guilty as charged. I'm a Mighty Mighty Ballstones guy. They rock. They do rock. I'm just saying Metallica is, I don't think, is in the pantheon of, like, the greatest of great pantheons. They're super successful. Moscow. CIA put them there. Moscow. CIA put them there. CIA put them there. And then we did Russia. We used them to do Russia.

28:54Shane Gillis:Why did the CIA put them there? You are coming up with CIA put them there. No, I didn't. That was a fact. The CIA selected the border. Why did the CIA put them there? Someone was telling me that. Literally on the beach. No, we just said that. I said that. So who said that? Drunk Chris said that too. Yeah. And he just made that up. Well, I think he's on to something with that. No, I mean, it's a fair choice. We brought the bands to Moscow. Obviously, the CIA probably did that. Exactly. but they're kind of, I said, you're saying they're responsible for the Ukraine. If you want to foment, if you want to foment unrest, if you want to foment unrest in a communist society, you drop what there?

29:29You enter the Sandman. You enter Sandman. You go, fellows, I know you guys, what do you think of the Eastern block? And then you said, this bulls on parade would probably do just as good as I'm saying. That's what you said. I didn't say that.

29:41Shane Gillis:Yeah. And the two, the rap, the rap part would have kind of blew it. Yes. of what obviously. But there was other bands that could have rocked Moscow. That was a captive audience. Other bands did do that. Who else rocked it? It was a bunch of bands that did that concert. Who else played it? But Enter Sandman was the moment. I think it was Sabbath. They met the moment. I think Sabbath was on that. Really? I think a bunch of bands were on that. Russians are metal as fuck. Russians are metal. But when you put Metallica, Enter Sandman in Moscow, that rocked. I've said before, that video rocked. I promise you.

30:15I challenge anyone to find me a better concert moment than that.

30:19Shane Gillis:I mean, historically, it's amazing. So that puts them, in my mind, in the pantheon of rock titans. Yes. Obviously. Has to. Dude, in terms of bands I could put on and be like, damn, these guys rock. I can listen to all their songs. You listen to two Metallica songs, you're done for a month. Ben Shreve 50. Come on, dude. I don't know, man. They got some real ones. They got some good ones. That's nasty. Nothing else matters. We can do the presidential fitness test right now. I'd whoop that ass. That's my president. I don't run. That's my president. I don't run. I'm talking. I don't run from nothing but the police.

30:54Shane Gillis:We can run. We can swim. We can do a lot of stuff. I don't run from nothing. I'm just saying, dude. I'm just saying, like, there's so many other bands. If you listen to Metallica, you'll never run, dude. You'll go, dude. I face death, dude. I'll fight. You'll fight. If I listen to you two, I'm sprinting like this. That was a good point. I'm going to AIDS concerts. You're going to go, oh, my God, there's a moth. if you listen to Metallica you go dude somebody's entering my house I'm gonna fight him and then kill myself no if you listen to Metallica you're saying fuck someone's in my apartment what the fuck

31:26you say I'm gonna stay in my ground in my apartment

31:29Shane Gillis:mom dad get down you gotta go to school I just don't think that video is sick and that video was the first time I swear to God I went damn this fucking kind of rocks yeah but that's it for me it's like if I'm chilling the last thing I'm thinking about is putting on James Hetfield in large orange. If you're chilling and popping Metallica, you are a fucking weirdo. For sure. But it's designed for what it's like. That's like being like. Road to my fireworks. It's fireworks. You're like, I'm not going to chill and just light off a fucking firework. If you're a beast. Of course you're not. Honestly, the exact correlation.

32:06Yes. Of the same guys who chill and put on Metallica. Chill and go. I'm going to let a fire work at 2.45 in the afternoon. But when you need fireworks, you go, bro, that's fireworks.

32:18Shane Gillis:I think, see, now we're talking about lifting, rap. I think rap's better for lifting than Metallica. If I'm going to get pumped, I'm going rap. I can't listen to rap anymore. It's because you're, like, rotted to the core with racism. It's gotten so deep. It's just, it's gotten so deep. It speaks to me anymore. Till I collapse on the lifting playlist. You're not doing till I collapse? No. Come on, bro. Not a real slim guy. Come on, dude. the teleclips you keep doing no that he is doing PA the 350 stopped probably 24 25 I was just like man when were you benching 350 you're trying to get off the floor I would say three years ago maybe you did the PAs first you know I was fired back i'm just here pure usda no chips on this table the only reason that was a good one the only reason i left is for oklahoma drills we'll do oklahoma drills and that's the fitness that's come on here's what you do you do you do a bandwidth this wide and go i could beat you with that it's like cool what i'm talking let's run the gamut let's do the olympics about running the game i'm talking about let's go fucking crazy let's spread it all let's go about let's go You have, dude, you're talking to me right now.

33:41You have someone who's so on your ass and you have no idea. Hoss is like the Russian in Rocky right now. Just came third place in a bodybuilding competition. That's your true enemy. Not my enemy. We build each other up. I'm not like CIA and Metallica. I wouldn't go tear Hoss apart. He burned him on the beach. Hoss just won a bodybuilding competition. It doesn't matter. He shredded. I'll still beat him. I always start beating him. He got pushed on the beach. I know. That's crazy. Hello. You threw the PAs. I didn't throw any PAs. You did throw PAs first. You started. The 315 bench when you're losing an argument that bad is crazy.

34:13You lost that argument so badly. What? Dude, you blew it, dude. It was Metallica versus you two. And I heard you losing it. Chris, I heard Chris jumped in screaming. I had a call downstairs. I said, what the fuck is going on? I was behind enemy lines. You went to sleep. Yeah. You retreated. No, I went upstairs. You retreated on guys' trips. I went upstairs. Don't ever hit me again, dude. Don't touch me. You retreated on guys' trips. You hit me again. Now, listen. that's twice now i'm gonna join man we're gonna literally shave your head we're gonna fucking humiliate you if you fucking kill myself you will you will if don't make me join mad it will make you die go ahead i went upstairs and i laid down nice and i heard screaming downstairs and i was like a lot of people that was it was unbelievably loud we're talking loudly like people screaming once i heard the kiss testosterone once i heard the kiss man go from the bar to the couch dude i I was like, yeah.

35:09And I had to call and go, what's the situation?

35:11Shane Gillis:I was like, is you two a guitar forward band? I called downstairs and go, yo, what the fuck are you screaming about? And he goes, okay, this is what I'm saying. Is you two a guitar forward band? And I was like, yo. It's my favorite argument I've ever heard. That almost got you out of the room. I almost came downstairs. 1 a.m. Someone going, you two is not a fucking guitar board band. And somebody else would be like, fuck your pussy. That's what I love, dude. My favorite part was genuinely put up the compilation. I have no idea of Edge. He pulled Edge up. I go, here we go, check it out. And it was just like, come on, Edge.

35:55Shane Gillis:And I even jumped ahead. It was like, fuck. That made me laugh. I was like, damn it, Edge. Damn it. I was just assuming. I'm like, this guy's got to shred. I didn't realize the edge had solo projects. Oh, really? Wait. Oh, yeah, dude. Those are actually fire. I listen to the edge all the time. You think you know me. Dude, I stay edging. Yeah, that one, that really sunk my battleship. I was like, catfuck. Is it acoustic? It's just like top ten. You would think like top ten moments. Shred, shred, shred. Dude, I pulled the first one on was for real. like just a triton. It was like a D chord. I'm like, okay, fuck.

36:38Shane Gillis:Here we go. Hit again. And it was just like, he, it was just bad. Did he have the yellow, like translucent Oakley's on or? No, that's Bono, bro. I thought the edge did that too. I think he just had summies. Bono would not allow him to wear. Yeah. Or a hug. Right. He'd be feeding the world. He'd be like, actually, that's my thing. Back up. I just sending pictures of you two to the group. if you google pictures of you too you go these are literally the lamest dudes yeah of all time cold cold play butt fucks you too that they're they've been disqualified their last album they had emojis in the title of their last i swear to god bro track track recently sounds like you too to me early cold play i go all right i fuck with that cold play has been you too now they're do ever listen to Coldplay's newest, newest album?

37:29Shane Gillis:Yeah, every day. I actually probably listen to it the most out of anyone here. It's real funny. You listen to it, you're like, whoa. What? Pick your phone up, dude. It's Excalibur. Yo, let's listen to you. The Edge. Oh, you can't? It's a worthy band. It's magnetic to the fucking table. It's a magnet. Oh, here it goes. Oh, shit. The Edge. He wore like the Under Armour Cold Gear like cap, like head cap. I don't know anything about you. That's my problem. I argued for them, and I don't know much about them. I honestly forgot their guitarist was named Edge. I don't think it's The Edge. It's just Edge.

38:06Yeah, yeah. If you say The Edge, it's uncouth. It's for your OF. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. You ever see this video? Thank you, African Rose.

38:20Let's switch gears and just get a good time. What's going on in the world?

38:23Shane Gillis:That's a funny part. It's a victory. I have no idea what's going on. Doesn't matter. I was in the Wawa, and this fucking kid was low-balling a guy on Facebook Marketplace and hit him with, can we buckle down and get serious? And it's the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life. That's nice. What was he trying to buy? You had no idea? Pickup truck. Yeah. We buckled down and get serious on this. It's also what I do. I just hit Marketplace and hauling it. What are you getting on Marketplace? Nothing. I just look at it like porn. Dang, you got dad's genes. I know. He stays on Marketplace. He's gurning.

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40:15Shane Gillis:I can't see. Yo, Bluetooth. Bluetooth. Where'd you go? Mind and body. San Jose, please come. It's coming August 6th. I think it's next weekend. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. August 6th and 7th, I believe. San Jose, California. Please come. Charleston, South Carolina. August 8th. 7th or 8th. Come on. No. Oh, yeah. It's the same weekend. It's the same weekend. August 7th through 8th. We'll find it. Here we go. August 8th. Charleston. What are you up to over there? I'm looking at the edge. Let me see the edge. Let's see this guy. Look at him. Dude. He doesn't look like a douchebag. I thought it was Under Armour.

41:07I thought it was a cold gear. That's Matt's next look. But he actually just has the thinnest beanie of all time. That's nice. Hold on. He's cussed. That's a pop legend, bro. That's a pop legend. Oh, look at Calvary. He's got a legend in the pop. Yo. I take it back, Edge. Okay, Edge is a fucking man. I haven't seen him in a while. He does look sick as fuck. Back with the... Yeah, now that's good, but what he evolved into. Yeah.

41:37Shane Gillis:Fuck, I didn't know he was going to be such a beast. bono's so gay yeah feed the world bro i literally don't like bono as a dude yeah this man dude you two over metallica is nuts i'm saying whatever i listen to i swear to god if i had to do you two's hits like the two songs that i like versus metallica i would genuinely pick the two song one i still haven't found what i'm looking for yeah there's my only two you two songs i know but i like those songs one streets have no names yeah streets out they played on the beach it kind of stonk on the beach yeah we we went one the moon was we went you can't listen to you two under attack yeah yeah true it's a private matter you can't listen to metallica under attack i will you know i tend this with my life yeah yeah because it's it's literally fighting your interlocutors yeah it's true going going from chris going from sitting on the beach blasting for whom the bell tolls during a thunderstorm at night on the beach in Florida.

42:38Lightning. I'm with you. Like crazy. I'm with you. Going inside and hearing people say you two is better. I mean, what are we talking about? It's going to ruffle your feathers. What do we do? Nate, you were out there for that. It was incredible. If I was playing Sunday Bloody Sunday during that, you would have said, man, that's a big-ass duck.

43:00I mean, realistically, I was inside the horse all night. You were in the horse. I was in the horse all night until once the sun went down, I broke out of the horse. What did I tell you today? What? When you and I stood on the beach and I said, I'm Agamemnon. And I said, tonight, tonight, we leave the horse. I was in the horse. We were on the beach. I said, don't worry. We're going to get him tonight. And what did we do? I know. Can you admit? Yo, I'm Odysseus. I'm Odysseus. Can you admit? No. I'm Odysseus in the horse. Can you admit we got him in the horse? I built the horse. Hold on. Did we burn Troy tonight?

43:31We burned Troy. Yeah. We've heard we've heard I lost on the beach. However, but I will never victory made you better.

43:40Shane Gillis:Please Sam and November rain is I would still argue that's better choice. Burned brother. You almost lost bro. You know, the horse easiest argument. Well, no, maybe a soldier's almost died in that horse waiting for it. You get drunk in the truck. I will say, look, I was bleeding. I lost all can see that I lost in the horse. You that I lost. But I just think like, like dialogues like this are really important to me. actually. You love YouTube. That's a YouTube. Guys, goodies admit, dialogues like this is what the country needs. People just come together. Hey, I know we don't agree on everything.

44:13Shane Gillis:It doesn't mean I don't like you as a person. Hunter McCusker. Throw up Billy's clips. Billy's Fuentes. Why are you such a fucking Nazi? Yeah, for real, you're Fuentes, you're Hunter Biden, dude.

44:28Yeah,

44:28Shane Gillis:a lot of my kids' friends are listening to this Metallica and I was trying to get a hand around it. I'm trying to figure out what it's about. It's interesting. That was crazy. APAC. I know we're talking Gavin now, but APAC. I never even thought of that. That's interesting. It's interesting that you say that. 2020, I saw a dude down here with the Trump 28 flag. That's powerful. People are putting the belt holes. That's literally the last mohegans 2028 you have to be the dumbest fucking guy alive i mean he's there with two knives no it's like it's like the third floor balcony to the ground oh yeah banner he was there last time we were yeah no no there's another guy he has 2028 i don't know he had just said you know like no it was it was uh it's trump 250 250 years then it's thank you boomers are hard on the 250 love right now it's wild 250 love is sick they were also there for the bicentennial too which is sick.

45:29I do love 250. 250 just hits the rules. Love. You got to put a sticker on your car. Love 250. My dad put a fucking sticker on everyone's car, 250. And you got to get an SOB sticker. No, it is. I might get a terrorist hunting permit on my car. That's tough. Yeah. I like that, actually. South of the border, terrorist hunting permit.

45:50Shane Gillis:Still being Trump-filled is nice. They lost all their swag. Who? Trump dogs? What? Yeah. No, just like trying to get us into wars. It's like Tara's hunting permit was sick. Now they got nothing. They were coming off. They were fine. You know what they should have done is taking a break from war. That would have helped. They've like chilled for a little bit. Maybe you can get stirred back up. If you're in war all the time, you're like, oh, God damn it. Here we go. Yeah, that's a great thing. I never thought of it like that, and that's why we have to have conversations like that. I mean, it's just.

46:19It is important to have conversations. Open the straights, you crazy bastards. Praise be to Allah Hit him with a fucking Tyson Praise be to Allah I want to eat his children Praise be to Allah It's Easter What the fuck are you talking about? Was Tyson Muslim? Tyson became Muslim for a minute That's sick He was fired up Damn Lennox Lewis I want to eat your children Lennox Lewis jabbed him to death Lennox destroyed him He did I forgot about Lennox Lewis. Lennox Lewis is a legend.

46:59Shane Gillis:Yeah. Legend in the pub. True. True. He's probably drank with Edge, for real. More than likely, yeah. Tyson's obviously Metallica. Yeah, that's interesting, man. That's interesting, man. That's what that energy is. And Lennox Lewis is November rain? No. But yeah, sure. Who's obviously who's better all night? obviously he was better all the time I'll take that Tyson or Lennox Lewis I think that's good common ground yeah yeah but who won with just jabs? Lennox Lewis volume volume bunch it's eight minute tracks here's the third guitar solo you guys love this right? excuse me while I beat my what?

47:46Shane Gillis:you know I'm going to sit there and I'm going to look up edge guitar solos all night now yeah I'm going to find you're going to have a five minute compilation I gave him like two solid minutes You should buy his signature Shraddacaster He has a signature Shout out to Marcus King For selling the debate A professional musician Shout out to him for sure I know your brother Tom said differently Tom being included with those other three Is preposterous Okay fair enough I knew Tom was going to say November rain Tom probably put you on in November rain for sure yes obviously i thought tom told me that's like his favorite but he's a musical aficionado for sure yeah but the guys we called are actual yeah they're actually it's it's only two verse one two v one you think and and two of the guys were led best of three that was leading that was leading the witness marcus marcus was led the third was not fair third wasn't third Third was not literally said I opened for you too.

48:52Shane Gillis:Yeah, fair, fair, fair. Third was not lead. Do you think the edge... So it's one versus one. Do you think the edge is big enough? This is very important. We're good. We can keep that. Do you think the edge has like a historian? Like a specific edge historian? An edgelord? Probably. It's Matt. Matt is the edgelord. Matt's going to start uploading solos to YouTube. Edgelord 69. You're the king of the edgelord. You got to make a YouTube channel, Edgelord69. Just start clipping edge, like clavicular. I'm going to throw a make-up. Oh, guys, this next technique he does is actually really kind of crazy.

49:30Shane Gillis:I'm into depth. Yeah. I like depth in my music. Yeah. And range. Layers, depth, range. Yeah. A little dissonance here and there. I love dissonance. I love dissonance. Yeah, you're fucking right. You're fucking right. That's cool. It's like listening to a fucking diesel engine. You're just like, okay. Let's punch the guy in the face. It's getting work done. You got that diesel run. That's getting work done. It's tractor pull. You're talking about making out of the guys versus punching out in the face. No. I'm talking about telling a woman how you feel. Where? Huh? Which one does that? That's fucking you too, dude.

50:03No, I proposed to Gianna to kill them all. Now you're just front. Now you're front. I did.

50:10Shane Gillis:Ride the Lightning came on. Dude, stop naming you like Metallica. That's the craziest thing. Bro, I've been to seven of their concerts. Me too.

50:24this is what it's all about dude this is beat trip 2022 it's just guys having fun it's so great

50:30Shane Gillis:conversations like these are important you know what's fucked up that i was thinking about uh literally just the other day and it's kind of like damning i don't know if i should even unleash this uh it's like not i guess it's not well i'm saying it's probably kind of dumb but like you know people will pay for testosterone like it's like something people it's like even women too will like get it helps launching this nobody buys like if you were to buy estrogen what do you say you're soft launching this yeah yeah i'll say no i'm just trying i'm just trying to make sure i'm trying to organize the right in my head establish things dude this is important we have conversation yeah good point this is a very important conversation people do buy hey he can do it's a little bro man he's gonna do what he does you're saying you can't buy no i'm saying you wouldn't you wouldn't buy estrogen you wouldn't you wouldn't like do you want fucking crash it People will buy.

51:16Shane Gillis:People will pay good money for testosterone. It's the essence of a man. How much does it cost? I don't know. I don't either. But I'm saying people pay money for testosterone. You would pay money to get estrogen out of your system. Girls are actually paying money for testosterone. I know. Get them horny. That's how damning. I'm like, that's really bad. It's almost like guys rule and girls drool. That's kind of, I mean, scientifically proven. Yeah. If you were to inject estrogen, you'd have like problems. Yeah. You'd be fucked up. I think there are dudes who take estrogen. We've had problems here.

51:44Shane Gillis:We've had problems. Michigan plates? Someone's had to need estrogen and get it injected, though, right? Hmm? Someone's had to need estrogen. Yeah, there's dudes who take T and their estrogen levels go to zero. I had to get estrogen because I had too much T. Yeah, my T was super high when I was 10. Yeah. My T was too high. They were like, dude, you're going to do something. And I think some girls do. Are you being serious? I went. I got ways to well. I got my blood taken. And they were like, dude, your T is at 12 ,000. Oh, you went to ways to well? I believe they said that, yeah. No, they said no, T.

52:14You need less. You need oxygen. High E. We need to balance what's going on in your system. They said you're too jacked. You're about to OD on T. Yes. High E energy. Is that the reason you keep winning arguments against your girlfriend, Chris? The reason you can't hear the depth and range of you two is the T's too high. And I said, can you please play Enter Sam and T jacked. Yeah, yeah. It is obviously high T music. Metallica. Low T music? Me too. Ways too well would be like Chernobyl. He made a concert dedicated to AIDS for it. One of them's high T. One of them's high T. Getting AIDS is high T.

52:56Getting AIDS is high T.

52:59Shane Gillis:Receiving AIDS might not be. Giving AIDS is high T. Getting AIDS is high T. AIDS overall. Getting sick is high T. AIDS is high T. Giving AIDS is high T. Getting AIDS is low T. No, no. AIDS is high T. There's only one way to get it. It's high T. There's only one way to get it. It's the highest T. You got to have the highest T possible. AIDS is top of the mountain T. AIDS is definitely the highest T. So we're right where we started. I'll give you that. We were right where we started. You too, dude. You too is low T. Oh, that's the highest T possible. No, I'm kidding. Damn. Metallica's high T. He was trying to vanquish the highest T disease.

53:33Shane Gillis:Exactly. That's girl shit. No way. He saw the highest T. He wants to party. He saw the highest T. No, dude. He saw the AIDS. He saw AIDS. He was like, yo, that's high tape. I got to shut up. These guys are partying too hard. There's got to be a way to make money off this. He couldn't party for a while. He wanted the party back on. No, he wanted that. Dude, the party's on. Dude, if AIDS stops, party's on. He was looking for a cure to Fauci's disease. True. You too, Fauci. Yeah. Dude, Metallica CIA plants. They basically started the war in Ukraine. Let's be honest. Metallica started it. Chris loves the war in Ukraine.

54:07Shane Gillis:That's crazy. i don't love it what a disaster that's been i don't love it but that's crazy that's what they use to get just say just say that i can dance man i'm not i'm i'm getting attacked i can dance after after what you did to billy last night i slumbered that was it i mean i could hear him screaming dude i heard what you did to the boy what did i do i went upstairs and billy got fucking mogged dude i don't it was all that i saw a flaw in the argument i smiled in his face and went to bed no i was saying good night genuinely spud told me you went and went to bed i was tired i think it's a great move by the way i commended you this morning when the three of us were outside when you mean spud sat outside this morning and he told me what you did i was like hats off that's the ultimate that's a knockout leaving an argument when someone's yelling at you and going to bed is a knockout i don't think i was trying to do it you commended me on a move on the beach i didn't know i was making a move i respect the moves i do anybody that might be subconscious yeah my favorite comes naturally my favorite moves are just being like dude you see how i can admit when i'm wrong and you can't anytime someone proves you wrong and you go see how i said yes you're right on this you haven't said that once well it's a trap because you're like yeah i do and you're like fuck now i'm stuck in arguing about you're arguing about something different now that's what i'm saying i was taking on machine gun fire and he went to sleep dude on guys trip i couldn't defend you any longer i was also you don't even realize this i had a third front i'm going chris is back there screaming about shit i was not i'm going chris chris was in the fucking bullpen i was waiting to get him out i was on the porch having a great time before that screaming by the table he was thrown out being like he started the top 1000 We're talking about you doing that.

55:58Your timeline's a mess. Was I not out on the porch with you having a conversation about it? We were having that. At some point, you certainly were. That was way after. No, it wasn't. We were having the argument. You mean me? You said you're on the deck the whole time? When you guys got into this new thing. I walked away from it. I went. You went like this. You went. I got down to Atlantis.

56:28Shane Gillis:The original argument that was my favorite is when Tommy was making the risotto. Chris came in. You're like, you're making a mushroom risotto. And Tommy just goes, yeah. And just walks away. My favorite. That was a down look. This is one of the finest moments of mine. I like to stir it up. When you leaned over and talked to him and went, what, you making risotto? I didn't say that like that. Obviously, I know Tommy. Sure. However you say. I enthusiastic. You were like, are you making a wild mushroom risotto? Yes, you were. I was telling him I'm enthusiastic. And he gave me a cranky response. Now, when you did that, I was behind you, and I pushed you back in towards him, which made me very happy.

57:08I was right behind you. I was out of frame. Pushed you in. I knew you were being enthusiastic about it.

57:16Shane Gillis:I was like, it was enthusiastic. Yeah, but you knew Tommy was going to be furious. Why? Somebody was fucking shit-facing. He thought you were coming. Yeah, where's my dinner? When someone's making dinner and you come in hammering, you're making the risotto? I don't think it's wrong. It wasn't. But I knew he would take it. I was like, that's awesome. You didn't say that's awesome. You didn't say that's awesome. You literally said, you're making the risotto? And pushing you into that made me feel very good. Well, when I entered it in to be sent out, I thought it was positive. I knew your mentality.

57:50That was my smile before leaving.

57:51Shane Gillis:Same thing. I was like, good night, everybody. I had no intention of... Nobody would have thought... Speaking down to the wild mushroom risotto, it's great. I mean, it's hard, but these are conversations we have to have. We do need to have. By the way, these are conversations we literally contractually have to have. So we're doing it.

58:16Literally. It's very important we have these conversations. Personally, I think it's funny. It is. I would like to hear this argument. You know? Yeah. This one. This entire podcast. It's a good argument. I'd be excited to hear this. Good argument. I mean, right or left. It just has to be talked about. Not a lot of guys tell it like it is like we are right now. I agree. Totally agree. Very important. And the man is a big-ass dog.

58:44Pelican, you fool. Hello. Love. Anyway, we're back. Yeah. We're fired up. I never thought. I went into it. i saw a meme that said elliot page was playing achilles yeah rage so right when i saw it i was like why is achilles running like that why is achilles acting like a pussy gets speared right away and i was like oh you thought it was achilles in the opening scene literally while i was watching i was like damn dude that is a terrible portrayal

59:12Shane Gillis:so who was elliot page actually playing just a random soldier yeah yeah and it was actually truthfully and i'm gonna get called a lib for this i liked it it was decent i liked elliot page in uh hades as well liked it she's in the underworld sue me sue me this conversation yes in court strong and powerful i liked it was strong powerful it was just enough casting controversy too much too much would have been a problem nah yeah you need a little cast astro world in the beginning was astral world pissed me off that was crazy they literally had his neck tattoos in the fucking directly into what i thought was achilles pissed me off what i thought it was that yeah achilles i was like this damon looks like a hairless champ high take nice damon's definitely fucking ripped he's more metallic than you it's crazy yeah it's fair i guess i gotta see it for my own opinion but i paid you too i would say i wouldn't say that it is what i'll say pattinson We're beyond that.

1:00:15Definitely Metallica.

1:00:16Shane Gillis:He's Metallica. You can't just claim all the guys you like. It's just bullshit. I didn't even see the movie. That was one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I'm going to name something. You tell me Metallica or you tell me. Football. I'll give you Metallica for that. We're done. Fair. See you at the game. Skateboarding. Metallica. Okay. Trying to think of something else that's cool as fuck. Fishing.

1:00:51Deep Sea. That could go you, too. Deep Sea, choppy. Dude, that's sorry.

1:00:57Shane Gillis:But you're narrowing the dimensions. No, I'm just naming the coolest possible. You don't want choppy. You want choppy waters? Bro, it's a hell of a story. We live to tell the tale. The coolest, dude. You guys don't want choppy waters. Decided it will favor us. You guys don't want to. If I was deep sea fishing, that's you, too, man. If I'm on choppy waters, I don't want Metallica playing at all. It's the only thing that's going to save you. I didn't save me. As captain of the ship, I would say turn that fucking racket off. I need to focus. Captain of what? The proverbial ship on choppy waters. You're the one asking me.

1:01:31Shane Gillis:You're asking me about it. I'm saying, well, clearly I'm piloting or captaining. Yeah. But you agree skateboarding and football or Metallica? I would say, yeah. For sure. What would you say you do for? come on obviously okay these are the sick the grove the grove the grove that's talent if you put on youtube at the grove they'd throw the fuck up no they wouldn't bro if you put on a youtube one of youtube's biggest hits yeah bro if you put on one of the biggest hits over galaga dude there'd be ladies there there'd be some girls also pretty docile they could fucking they're pretty fucking shit-faced or on heroin if you put on a youtube banger you throw sunday Sunday at the Grove.

1:02:08Shane Gillis:They're going to go. But you put on, you put on Enter Sandman, Beer Hill's going nuts. You're hearing it from Shane's dad's house. True. But then again, you're with your kids. You're like, all right, man, let's devil music. That stuff's kind of devil music, man. I'm not into that stuff. I hear you. Devil music. It's not for the family. Rock and roll is devils. Metallica more so. You know? It's devil music. Well, it's, you know. That's all. Just bringing up a good point. I mean, this is a conversation you have to have. We love Christ. He's bringing up a good point. Yeah, I know. It's an important conversation.

1:02:40I don't want to tap the ultimate boss, but yeah, dude. You're saying my boss. All right, true. Jesus. Jesus. Metallica or you two? It's you two. Feed the world. Feed the world. Launder money. What about what he's flipping the tables? Huh? When he flipped the table.

1:02:56Shane Gillis:That's Metallica. You're going to fire for Metallica. When his most hardcore shape, getting nailed to the cross, was that you two or Metallica? Your sins. I'm being honest. That's got to be Metallica. Yes. Because you're getting nothing else matters. Bullshit. Nothing else matters. I don't know. He might not like Metallica. Jesus loves Metallica. Jesus loves everybody. That's what I'm saying. I can't make that up. I can't speak for it. I think U2 is more likely Jesus lovers than Metallica as a band. Yeah, true. I feel it is autistic. Jesus lovers. Yeah, yeah. They're Catholic. Not Catholics. They are Catholic.

1:03:27Weird Protestants. I think U2 is Catholic. No, no, no. I mean the people that would support U2 over Metallica. Yeah, true. Dude. The Crusades? No, no, no. The Crusades. Metallica or the majority of Catholics are old ladies you two's Irish Catholic aren't they not fellas the Crusades is that Metallica or you two King Baldwin that's

1:03:50Shane Gillis:yes I don't know that's a tough one the Crusades but that speaking about lifting that's medieval Christianity I thought the French I thought the French started the Crusades I work out to the music in my plays when that sex scene happens in Kingdom of Heaven yeah I'm talking about the actual crusades not the movie hannibal actor they would have liked that crap dude the medieval fucking priest would like if they heard it they would have thought they went to heaven metallica dude yes there's this is a far this is devil music no boom boom boom boom it was a turn they started calling it devil music because they wouldn't give people a cut of their stuff they said oh this is for the devil guys don't listen to this dude it's literally metal metal Metal is, if you were to pick the official music for devil worshipping, it would be metal.

1:04:38Yeah, but I don't think Metallica is really metal. They're not even really metal. They just rock. They do rock. Soft metal. King Baldwin. King Baldwin. King Baldwin. Metallica or you two? I don't know. These are the leper that conquered Jerusalem.

1:04:58Shane Gillis:Yeah, that's Metallica for sure. I'm just saying, I don't know if he wrote a medieval mind. I think it would have been like, what the fuck is this? I'm not even going to pretend to understand grasping getting into a medieval mind. I've been reading about the medieval mind. I can't even pretend to get into it. Who wrote it? What did he say? Who wrote it? Who wrote what? The medieval mind. No, no, it's not a book. I'm saying I've been reading books about the medieval mind. Who wrote it? Huh? Who wrote the books? Fuck, what was the guy's name? Who wrote it? It's in my room right there. I can grab it.

1:05:27Get it. I'll get it right now. I have full control over you. Look at how I command you. Bend to my will, Metallica. Oh, yeah, don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. Don't you worry about that. I've been in the horse for way too long, brothers. You two are Catholic. Yeah, you two is actually Catholic. And I bet once they got down and were fighting in Jerusalem, they were like, these streets have no name. Good boy. Put that on the table. it's a good book what doesn't matter it's bad thank boy charles taylor sounds like a protestant

1:06:06Shane Gillis:secular age you could be sounds like a proddy but yeah he's talking about the medieval mind very porous whereas we're kind of buffered i'm reading a book on vaxes right now honestly reading a book on vaxes how's that going pretty good finished it what did you say you know what i did that was good i'm reading it suzanne humphrey's book she's on rugged i read it and had audiobook going at the same time it was fucking awesome you ever do that no but i heard that it's sweet can i ask you really trying to fucking pay attention what's all you're reading yes it's awesome what's it's like you're in school with your english teacher waiting that is kind of popcorned on what's ever put it on like three times speed to see if you can read i can't that bothers that fucking bothers me did you i read it while you're two times speed so you're like trying to go up with it i was at like two times appreciate that pace car yeah i appreciate that i never i two times three times it fucks me up it's too fast yeah the rhythm's up what's the prostate hoax i saw you gave uh oh it's a completely made the prostate test they fucking made it up and the dude who made up the test was like please stop doing this to people really to check uh prostate oh to go up people's butts dude they go up your hands people cancer That's why they don't like doing it.

1:07:20It fucking annihilates you. The prostate test gives you cancer. Cancer? You too. A made-up disease. Cancer is Metallica. There's a number. There's a lot of negative things. AIDS, you too.

1:07:39There's a lot of negative things that are also Metallica. That's true. I'm the family doctor. Being the family doctor, you too. probably doctoring you too. Giving them stuff I find on the internet, Metallica. That's Metallica. That's how I medicate them. No, Ajax is the only Metallica, dude. Ajax is the guy. Getting water poured on you on your way to your fucking Wawa interview? Metallica. Throwing a mental baseball bat. Ajax lives. Ajax is the Metallica. By the way, you've done so much Metallica shit, dude. You're way more Metallica than you do. Yeah. I was just arguing. I hate to admit this.

1:08:12I'm more you too than Metallica. I'm more you too. Reverse. Reverse. How do you feel like you're more you, too? I'm a big, soft, gay guy.

1:08:19Shane Gillis:No, you're metallic. She's fishing for compliments, bro. Huh? She's fishing for compliments. That's you, too. That's you, too. That's girl stuff. You, too, dude. No, I'm not just hyping you. You're more Metallica. I wish I was more Metallica. What are you talking about? I wish I was more Metallica. His anima is you, too. Unfortunately, it is. His essence. My essence is you, too. My demons are Metallica. Your demons are fucking Metallica. When you're smashing all the models, that's Metallica. That's not you, too. You're definitely you. Slab in the dishwasher, never to you, too. It's always to. Yeah, fuck.

1:08:54Smash art. Smash the top rope. You can't listen to Metallica because you will Hulk out.

1:09:00Shane Gillis:I will say smashing a glass into the top rope. Your dishwasher is the best feeling in the world. No banner. Punching holes in the wall. That's Metallica. That's Metallica as hell. True. Fuck. You're on the path. I mean, dude. Just put on and kill them all. I don't even, I don't like metal. Dude, you are metal. It's already playing in your head, I guess. You're already metal. Look, you and me are different. You're sprinting, dude. I am you, too. You are Metallica. You wish you were you, too. We both wish. That's true. You're not living in harmony. Tiger can't deny his stripes. I know what I am.

1:09:44You skateboarded.

1:09:45Shane Gillis:True. Still do. That's Metallica. Although I will say, yeah. Riding a scooter to the gym, you too. Not going to the gym, Metallica. I ride my bicycle, which is that you too. Riding your bicycle, you too. You too. Crashing your bicycle, fighting a dog, bleeding at the gym, Metallica. You're pretending to be you too. You keep being Metallica. Trying to keep a lid on it. It's Metallica. Hang a white knuckle in it. Metallica. You are literally Metallica. I'm in denial. You're in complete denial. You are Hatfield. Shit's so sick. Watch a Metallica documentary. You'll fucking love it. Hatfield rules, dude.

1:10:36Shane Gillis:Dude, you guys, that was the ultimate Trojan horse into my psyche now. I'm like, dude, Metallica rules. You were literally swimming. I was standing next to Billy on the beach it was you gave me the whole plan I was looking at all the driftwood and I said we could build a horse I said don't worry tonight we're gonna get him you win that's completely done it got me I can't deny it that was like the fifth dimension level of the argument I'm done I had to give myself up I had to admit Unfortunately, I am deep down in my court gay ass YouTube. But I wish I was Metallica. You're Metallica, bro. GuardDog's Metallica, dude.

1:11:24GuardDog, yeah. Nate, you too. Nate's you too all day. Me too, bro. There's nothing we can do about it. We got a good heart. I wish I didn't, dude. I wish I was sick. I wish I was evil. I'm not. Oh, come on, man. Metallica. possibly the most metallic darkness

1:11:48absolute horror you are metallic you're the most metallic out of everyone you're easily the most I don't think so we have dude that's the most metallic yeah true Beezer's ride the lightning Beezer's might be it that might be it it actually might be him have we seen them together I mean these are put all the rumors around he swam he swam with a flat rim he swam oh you do swim he hate swim yeah dude he swam so far out that's a you too swim I'm out of here pussy and he swam out further than everyone

1:12:39He's trying to ride the wind. Tommy's Metallica. Oh, dude.

1:12:47Shane Gillis:It's crazy. You too. You're Metallica. You might be the most Metallica. I'm not the most Metallica. So what's Billy? I'm easily a matchbox. What's Billy? Billy's Utah. Billy's. I'm Iron Maiden. No, you're U2. You're definitely more U2 than Metallica. You're not like a... Tiger's in the cage. When Tiger gets out of the cage, I'm Metallica. I don't think Tiger's in the cage. You've heard me before. I think Tiger's in the cage. Yeah. Tiger's out of the cage. Yeah, there's no Tiger. Stevie and Reggie? You too. That's you too. That's you too. Four and a five pound dog? That's you too. Jackson's Metallica.

1:13:36It's a blind, dying pimple, dude. That's so Metallica. You know what it is, dude. Darkness. It's all Jackson hears. Fuck. It's impressive, man. Did you see a video of the kid on the bed slapping his chest to the drums? Oh, my God. I wish I could find it. I'll try to find it for you.

1:13:58Shane Gillis:Dude, falling on a U2 sword is the most memorable thing you've ever done. It's embarrassing, but I know who I am. I'm going to get you too, man. That's crazy. A comment? I'm right there with you. Chris, you are the most metallic. That's true. You're a demon. Yeah. I want to run sunlight on my face, dude. What? What? You sound like an actual demon. I want sunlight on my face. You're a demon. I'm actually going to be scared to sleep here with you. That's crazy. You in this house spooks me out God knows when you're breaking my mind Tonight's the night Nate's been begging us to eat We never ate Nate Oh yeah well You weren't begging us to eat you No that was Nate That's the king of the pause dude He kept like Falling down the ocean Oh my god are you guys going to get me What the fuck Remember when you did that to me Twice you did that to me twice

1:15:04obviously if you drown we're in big big trouble

1:15:10Shane Gillis:nobody will believe us

1:15:16but who knows what happened anyway we're gonna find out what you looking at bill trying to find this video denying it's crazy yeah i wish i wish i was metallica Honestly, if we all voted, if you're Metallica or U2, what would you honestly say? You are Metallica. 100%. What would you say about Chris? Metallica. Yeah. Now, what would you say about Billy? Metallica or U2? Well, he's been U2 to me. He's a nice, soft guy. He's U2 to me, but. Yeah. There's a Metallica in there. No, but I don't think there's a real evil boiling under the surface. I think he tries to be a tough guy. He's got a rough outer shell because of the way he's raised.

1:16:02Totally. It's a bit of a crustacean. He's a lobster. Nothing underneath. Soft underneath. See, this is just the kind of thing that brings the Metallica out. You're conjuring a Metallica. I'd love to see it. He's trying. I don't think he has it. Trying some of the Metallica. This is a witch's brew. No, but Guard Dog's a freak. Guard Dog's a little Metallica. Yeah, Gardag is a Metallica. He's quiet and he gives him a couple of fucking whiskey. He's like, what'd you say to me, cocksucker? You are mine. You're a Metallica, man. Nate's a sweet man. Unfortunately, we're you too, bro. That's not what we can do.

1:16:46I don't see how you're you too.

1:16:47Shane Gillis:How are you not Metallica? I'm gay all the time. What are you talking about? Yeah, you got Metallica in you. I need this. I don't think you've ever seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. More than most. You thrive off of Discord. I've been on the receiving end. You thrive off of Discord. I've been on the receiving end of a couple solos. False. False. False. You thrive off Discord. I'm on Discord. How are you doing, Metallica? False. Yeah, dude. That sounds like more Sabbath. That sounds like Sabbath. The bell's tolled for me a couple times.

1:17:31Shane Gillis:We should just say we're all Metallica. That's crazy. Obviously, we're all Metallica. Bill, you're Metallica. Change the track and get someone to say he's Metallica. He's Metallica. He is Metallica. That's you, too. He's hitting the whole spot. You're Metallica. You're Metallica. He's special. He's chumming the waters. I said you, me, and Nate are you, too. Yeah. I'm obviously Metallica. You're not at all. You're one of the nicest guys I know. You're a sweetheart. Thanks. It's not a bad thing I'm striving I need to kiss your stomach Like the album Jeez What the hell? So you know that's you too That's you too That's you too I'm striving My whole life should get to you too That's what makes you the most metallic Non-stop striving Like dude Trying like hell Going crazy That is That's metallic That is true Yeah Every day I go I'm you too I don't know why Everyone treats me like I'm metallic That's the difference No no All I'm doing is playing U2.

1:18:28Am I taking crazy pills? I'm saying this over and over again. U2. Dog jokes. All that I say. All that I say. Swear on U2. There's a little kid on a bed singing that. And then when the drums kick and he slaps his fucking chest. That's because you're playing by the rules. We took it to the limit. today at the beach we took it to the limit where's beezer beezer will come down you think you could summon him you gotta enjoy it yes summon him text him beezer he's not gonna like it yeah he's out on the he's out he's out yeah he's not gonna like the pause chat bzt yeah he might be on the sound barrier he might be it's hilarious he's been stealing all fucking gardini's cokes did you know that while you fucked up what the fuck it's a it's a it's a bees and tommy he's crying in the tape it's metallic it might be the most metallic these are Tommy crushing intervention right now yeah that's text

1:19:57Shane Gillis:that's complete Metallica god dang it well well he's been getting shit stolen from him huh Gardein's been getting his coke stealing from him it's coke head somebody's coca cola yeah yeah He bought a couple Coca-Cola classics, and somebody didn't go out to the beach today. And somebody just out of nowhere, 12 Coca-Colas are gone. That's Metallica. That is Metallica, too. That's Metallica. Crushing three quarters of the cake. That denying it is crazy. That is what? I don't know who's uncle. Smashing the hotel room. Yeah. There are minis, too. The cooks, it's not all right. You were complaining about it.

1:20:44You were complaining about it. You were down at the beach going, somebody stole my cocoa. I think Brian drank them. You called him Brian? I think B drank them. That is Metallica is calling six Brian.

1:21:00Shane Gillis:I think B drank them. Stop. Seeing them disappear that fast is just alarming. You're like, dude, someone drank eight minis. Let's get these bangers out of here. let me get these beggars out of here

1:21:18him turning to the side is fucking amazing can't wait to see it you're gonna love that scene you're gonna see it you guys so funny I was pissed and they're kicking the dog oh we never did they kick the dog in the movie yeah we never talked about it it's a fucking honestly spotlight spotlight spotlight that's you too literally that's you two the movie oh you're talking about that movie yeah dude that was so fucking bad there's nothing more powerful than the stinking catholics they gotta stop raping kids what the hell's going on it was like irish catholics they're never gonna fucking turn on these pedophiles yeah fuck made this what the fuck is this they did that's the point of the movie the movies made because they did yeah it was bad nothing stops a catholic when they got something on their mind the blow bowl city to stop it yeah cilantro here's boston yeah irish boston behavior is crazy to boston that was crazy it's yeah that was i had hyped up we re-watched it on i came in i was don't get me wrong i had a couple cocktails down at the beach came in the boys were snuggled up watching spotlight on tubi which is the funniest version of watching a movie about oh my god that cuts every three seconds to commercials ai casino oh my god it was bad in the middle of people being like how many kids are you ready to be like are you ready to win money they have like offensive they're like offensive commercials

1:23:00Shane Gillis:Yeah

1:23:05Shane Gillis:Big a hot cartoon lady and then it would just be the same commercial again with just two AI generated black guys And be like, I just want a ton of money. It's like many playing games on your phone Let's do it yes, somebody get the swords I

1:23:31You're a What Pushing the things kicking you can't do anything You have any you do spaz I can't do anything right I guess these I told you you too. I was trying to stretch I was just trying to spread out Classic I'm running the shot See the metallic boys jumped out your throat

1:24:00Shane Gillis:You can replay the shot. I go like this. Pushed it back. First time I failed, it didn't go anywhere. I was like, God damn it, everyone saw that. Yeah. Fucking shot. Some talking, some moving the table. Ruining Gardini's frame. It's been a beautiful trip. It's been such a beautiful trip. Very important. I actually had such a nice trip. That was awesome. But every day I wake up, look out. I mean, look out. You see the ocean. It's so funny to wake up and see the most beautiful thing in the world and be like, God damn it. I don't think I can do this again. I don't think. Dude, I've been here for a week.

1:24:43I've been here for like five more days. Yeah. Dude, you got to haul in front of you. You guys got to do something. Everyone's leaving. Who's all leaving? Everyone. Dude, I'm going to be here by myself. I'm here. I'm going to eat pizza with them. I'm going to hang out with the neighbors. Hello. It's like shit.

1:24:57Shane Gillis:It's going full metallic. just an appraisal nasty no that'd be you too that's ride the lightning obviously mel gibson you do it man he's italica okay tom hanks you too for sure okay you see where we're going but you understand the concept of which one's fucking cooler cooler for sure it is i get that it's cooler yeah but it's i just i mean it's not for me That's all. Hats backwards. Stop. Could be edge, though. I'll take it. If it didn't have a brim on it, the edge. Yeah. Odd hat. If you cut the brim off, it just happens. I'm a backwards hat guy now. Not all the time. 50-50. Sometimes I just go, I've got to flip this backwards.

1:25:49Shane Gillis:And we're about to talk, too. I don't want to be in my face. I hear it. You know. You want to mess up, Gordy, and he shot. No, I never want to do it. Hmm. That is that funny to them. They love them. I love the shots. He's.

1:26:10Shane Gillis:He's. All right. Let's do it. Bye. Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane's secret podcast on Spotify. Do it.