The Beginning of the End for Diego Simeone at Atletico Madrid? Plus, Barcelona's Smoking Goalkeeper: European Nights 10/21/25

21 Oct 2025 · 42 min

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Episode Title

The Beginning of the End for Diego Simeone at Atletico Madrid? Plus, Barcelona's Smoking Goalkeeper: European Nights 10/21/25

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Episode Description

In this episode, Rog and Rory discuss the upcoming Champions League matches and analyze Diego Simeone's potential decline at Atletico Madrid. They also explore how Barcelona's season might depend on their unconventional goalkeeper, Wojciech Szczęsny, who recently returned from retirement.

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Key Topics Discussed

  1. Champions League Preview
  2. Upcoming matches including Atletico Madrid vs. Arsenal.
  3. Bayern Munich's performance with Harry Kane shining in the Bundesliga.
  1. Diego Simeone's Impact at Atletico Madrid
  2. Rise to Prominence:
  3. Simeone transformed Atletico from a mid-table team to a serious contender in La Liga and Europe.
  4. His tenure included winning La Liga in 2014, Europa League titles, and reaching two Champions League finals.
  5. Cultural Connection:
  6. Simeone's background as a former player created a strong bond with fans, enhancing his credibility despite a lackluster managerial history before joining Atletico.
  7. Tactical Brilliance:
  8. Known for instilling a fighting spirit and organizational discipline, Simeone's teams are characterized by their gritty style of play.
  1. Current Challenges for Simeone
  2. High Expectations:
  3. Atletico’s recent performances have not met the heightened expectations following years of success.
  4. The club has not competed meaningfully for the title since winning it in 2021.
  5. Player Dynamics:
  6. Discussion on the disconnect between the style of players signed and Simeone's traditional grit-focused tactics.
  7. Current squad's aging core (notably Koke and Griezmann) raises questions about the future.
  1. Simeone's Evolution as a Manager
  2. Rory and Rog debate whether Simeone can adapt his strategies to modern football or if he's being forced to change by external pressures.
  3. The potential for the club to experience an identity crisis as it moves away from its underdog mentality.
  1. Barcelona's Goalkeeper Situation
  2. Wojciech Szczęsny's Return:
  3. Szczęsny, after retiring, made a surprising comeback to replace injured Marc-André ter Stegen.
  4. The chaotic circumstances surrounding his return have made him a pivotal figure in Barcelona’s campaign.
  5. Experience and Leadership:
  6. Szczęsny's long and varied career has made him a stabilizing presence for a young Barcelona team, despite his unconventional lifestyle choices (e.g., smoking).
  1. Humor and Anecdotes
  2. The episode is laced with humor, including debates on Szczęsny's nickname "Smoker Szczęsny" and his past antics.
  3. Light-hearted moments about football culture, player habits, and anecdotes from both Rog and Rory regarding their experiences and opinions on the players discussed.

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Key Takeaways

  • Simeone's Legacy: While Diego Simeone has achieved remarkable success, current dynamics suggest his methods may not align with modern football's evolution, raising questions about his future at Atletico Madrid.
  • Barcelona's Gamble: Wojciech Szczęsny’s unexpected return highlights the unpredictable nature of football, where experience can sometimes outweigh traditional expectations of performance.
  • Cultural Reflection: Football continues to be influenced by personal stories and backgrounds of players and managers, affecting team dynamics and fan engagement.

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Conclusion The episode offers a blend of tactical analysis, player evaluations, and personal anecdotes, showcasing the passion and unpredictability that defines European football. Rog and Rory expertly navigate the complexities of the current football landscape while maintaining a light-hearted tone that resonates with football fans.

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0:00You're listening to the Men in Blazers media network, Suboptimal Radio. What's your position exactly? Because we're saying everywhere. Yeah, today was more midfield, I'd say. Probably 6, 8 and 10. But I enjoy it. I enjoy a different side of my game. I know everyone's used to me being up top and scoring goals, but I feel like I can contribute a lot more. Are you ready for some football?

0:52How are you doing, Rog? I am in awe of Harry Kane in the 2-1 der Klassiker this weekend against Borussia Dortmund. He said he played as a 6, an 8 and as a 10. He also, you know, did the thing where he scores the goals. He's actually got 12 in seven Bundesliga games, threw in the six goals in cup competitions. I mean, these are Haaland numbers. These are Mbappe numbers. We talk about them all the time. But is Kane doing the playmaking thing from deep quietly, the most informed player in the world that we're not talking about as much as we should at the moment? Yeah, I think you can make that case.

1:29And I wonder, I wonder why that is. You know me, Roger, I'm always interested by, by weird things happening for no apparent reason. It might partly be his age. I think he's not, he's not in the prime of his career anymore or what we traditionally think of as being the prime of his career. We're used to Harry Kane scoring lots and lots and lots of goals. He's done it throughout his career. we have normalized it, Rog. And I think that means that maybe sometimes we take it for granted a little bit, just how good he is. But, you know, he was the quickest player in the history of the top five leads to reach 100 goals.

2:01His numbers at Bayern have been incredible. He says himself that he's improved as a player under Vincent Kompany's tutelage. The fact that he's still working, still improving, still aiming for all these things where he would maybe have a right to be starting to think about the autumn of his career. Speaks volumes for his professionalism, for his dedication and for his talent. Best one season wonder of all time, I think we can all agree. But like Kane on the pitch, Bayern, welcome Club Rouge. 3 p.m. Eastern time on Wednesday. We will be all over this match day, a match day that includes Diego Simeone, El Cholo.

2:38Gentoo hasn't changed wardrobe in over 13 years and counting at Atletico Madrid, but is currently overseeing a drastic star shift on the pitch, dot, dot, dot. They face Arsenal in London today, 3pm Eastern. Also talk about the next Frankfurt superstar team. He'll undoubtedly make them tens of millions when he's sold imminently, presumably after he, soccer gods willing, scores a banger against Liverpool Wednesday, 3pm Eastern time. Barcelona, they pulled all the levers they could find, but their season still hinges on an admitted smoker who a year ago was retired, working on his golf game in Marbella.

3:13So, like a retired goalkeeper with long-lost gigging him, let's go to the football.

3:38That is the sound of one of the most important goals in La Liga history. But it's not an El Clasico equaliser or a Lionel Messi magic wonder goal. It's not even from a La Liga game. It's Victor Curto's opening minute strike in the third tier for Albacete. Balompi's 1-0 upset win over Atletico Madrid in the fourth round of the 2011 Copa del Rey. Stay with me here because I know you remember it like I do as if it was yesterday, right? that goal would unseat then-Atletico manager Gregorio Manzano, who was fired the very next day, into replacing with Step and Argentine, with middling managerial success in his career at that point, but a penchant for dressing like Johnny Cash.

4:24He'd also go on to become the longest tenured coach in Spanish history, Juan Diego Simeone. And it's easy to forget that when Diego took over at Atletico Madrid, Club was really mid-table chum, never reached higher than fourth in La Liga in a decade prior to Simeone's arrival, and only nine years removed from spending two seasons in the Spanish second tier. Club itself was known for chaos, for instability, plagued by shady business practices in the boardroom, impregnable debt, and a hair-finger trigger for, you know, firing the managers.

5:04forests. At the time, Simeone himself was seen as a mercenary manager, hung up his boots as a fiery, grinding midfielder, hopped around clubs in his native Argentina before crossing the Atlantic January 2011, took on a caretaker job at Serie A bottom feeders Catania before heading back to South America, brief stint at Racing after the Italian season's conclusion, meaning that when When Simeone was announced at Atletico December 2011, it was the third club he'd managed in the calendar year. How do you like them apples, Neil Warnock? And we know you're listening. But Rory, who was Diego Simeone when he took over Atletico?

5:45How was he seen? And what type of Atletico team did he inherit? I think the crucial thing from the point of view of Atletico was that he was a former player. He was someone who'd been part of Atletico's last great team. He was the central midfielder, the sort of dynamic, provocative central midfielder in the team that won the title in the mid-1990s, led by a kind of legendary striker called Kiko Narvaez. And I think that stood him in good stead with Atletico's fans, because as you say, his managerial credentials weren't really amazing, to be honest. He'd kind of been doing these relatively minor jobs fairly unspectacularly, didn't seem particularly well qualified for Atletico, a club of that stature or that potential.

6:26But because he had that bond with the fans, because he seemed to kind of get the club, and particularly because his playing style, which was, and this is the famous Simeone quote, the one he will never outrun, that he played football with a knife between his teeth. They understood that. They understood the sort of player that Simeone was, the sort of character he was. So even though he walked in without particularly kind of glittering managerial CV behind him, they felt that he was one of their own. And that league Simeone entered back then was one of dueling superpowers. Real Madrid, Barcelona, Messi versus Ronaldo.

7:02His managerial counterparts of those two clubs in that moment, it was Jose Mourinho, it was Pep Guardiola. He was just a minnow swimming amongst great white sharks. But Simeone's impact was felt immediately with white hot burning heat. That same team that lost to a third division side just months earlier charged their way straight to fifth place finish. incredibly Europa League trophy in Simeone's very first season in charge. Atletico have beaten their Spanish Liga rivals. They are UEFA Europa League winners once again, inspired by Falcao in his debut season at the club. But that wouldn't be all.

7:39Two seasons later, Simeone's squad would do the unthinkable. They'd unseat both Messi and Ronaldo at the height of their powers, scraping out a draw against none other than Barcelona on the final day of the season to hoist. the 2014 La Liga trophy, to the shock and awe, if not only of their own adoring fans, pretty much the rest of the world.

8:08Players cried on the field, fans hugged in the stands, but the Simeone ethos might best be described by his own response to that 2014 title, of which he said, In football, it's impossible to really stop and think and enjoy it, because while you're sleeping, someone else is working. So the grind set continued. Champions League finals appearances in 2014 and 2016, albeit two heartbreaking, shattering losses, two crosstown rivals, Real Madrid. They placed Simeone's Atletico as genuine juggernauts on the European stage. Add to that another Europa League win in 2018, a second La Liga title in 2021.

8:51Simeone has vaulted into living legend status. Rory, how did he do it? What was the trick? How did he take this mid-table team, fodder really, turn them into a genuine rival of two of the most dominant football clubs at the peak of their powers that the world's ever seen? I was at that game where they won the title at Camp Nou in 2014. It was genuinely enthralling to watch them shut Barcelona down to the extent that this team that were kind of a juggernaut, even then, obviously, Pep had left by that stage, but they still had Messi. They still had all these wonderful players. They still had this era-defining style.

9:27And Simeone just went, nope, we're not interested in that. You will not be able to do that against us. And they ground Barcelona down. They took a one-all draw. They claimed the title. And my abiding memory of that is that no one in Barcelona really begrudged them it. There was disappointment, obviously, that they'd been beaten to it. but there was a sense of this team are an incredible kind of feat of management effectively because what Simeone did was imbue that side with a fighting spirit and a grit and a grizzle and an organizational level that he had as a player and suddenly you sort of saw it borne out in 11 individuals on the pitch but a squad of 18 20 players who were all kind of little Simeone Warriors, not all that little actually, but they were kind of the sons of Simeone.

10:15And in those games against the elite of La Liga, they scrapped and clawed for everything. They used every trick under the sun against the lesser lights of Spanish domestic football. They were able to kind of impose themselves. They had enough individual talent that they could win those games as well. And he found, especially in that first wave at Atletico, he found this incredible balance where they could live up to their kind of ambition, I think, their aspiration, the institutional aspiration to be a really big club. That's how Atletico Madrid see themselves, as a genuine kind of force in Spanish football, in European football.

10:52They don't feel that they have anything to fear from the cocky jocks at Real Madrid and Barcelona. But written into the club's DNA is the idea of being underdogs. And Simeone found a way of allowing them to be both. and I think that was what was really clever. Against equivalence to Albacete, they would happily swap them aside 4-0 and play really nice, attractive football. Against Real Madrid or Barcelona or the other elite teams in Europe, they'd be plucky little Atletico Madrid who could dig in and fight and wouldn't let you have anything. And it was incredible to watch Simeone manage to basically produce a team that had those two identities and believed in them both.

11:33Absolutely. And it was no one-off because this December will mark the 14-year anniversary of Simeone's appointment at Atletico Madrid. A 10 years so long, I actually still had hair when it began. Picture that, listeners. No, stop picturing that, listeners. But for all of his success, the gritty football, this trench warfare style that brought Simeone so much, almost alchemic success has started, like all good things, to begin to fray at the seams. The cost of Simeone's success has been, well, first, that of expectations. Those expectations have weighed so heavily both on the club and on Simeone himself.

12:10The team hasn't, I think you'd say, meaningfully competed for the title since the 2021 La Liga trophy. Last season saw the club top of the table at Christmas before they crashed down to earth a distant third by season's end. This campaign will mark a decade since their last Champions League final appearance. We're judging them by their own high standards. Simeone said recently quote when I came I was happy when we won today winning is a relief this is a man who spits out life truths and like life itself it's not always easy to stomach to rectify their recent results Atletico have well spent heavily over 400 million dollars past two summers alone with a particular penchant for attacking players like Argentine whiz bucket Julian Alvarez silky Spanish playmaker Alex Baina and Scandinavian juggernaut Alexander Solloff.

13:04But the disconnect between these style of signings and Simeone's patented grit and grime style is so clear to everyone. Even Simeone himself, who said again, quote, the team was ahead of the club. Now the club is ahead of the team. Rory, how would you describe the style Simeone's attempting to implement now? And is it his decision to do so, or is his hand being forced by the board, the ownership, by fans, by the incessant evolution of football? Remember, while you're sleeping, someone else is working. It's difficult for Atletico, I think, to be the kind of the plucky underdog that they want to be, that they take pride in being, when they are very clearly the third biggest team in Spain.

13:50that the basic expectation now is not necessarily that they should win La Liga, but that they should be in the race for it. When you have a club that is, I think, to an extent, speculating to accumulate is probably the wrong way of putting it, but is spending money in an attempt, I think, to prove that they are in the same broad ecosystem as Real Madrid and Barcelona. They don't want to lose too much ground to those two teams, which means you are going out and buying players of high quality, high caliber, high expectation. They have in the last two summers, I think Gross, spent more than any other team in Spain.

14:26They are committing a lot of money into that squad. And the expectation, I think, is both that the style should change and modernize, but also that the results should come. So Atletico, yeah, maybe they don't need to win La Liga to keep Simeone from being under pressure, but they need to be quite close and they need to be competing in the Champions League. They need to be reaching semifinals, quarterfinals, and looking like they might be able to stand toe-to-toe, not just with Real and Barca, but with Bayern Munich, with the big teams from the Premier League, with PSG. And I think Simeone has struggled with that because ever since the last title win, which was during COVID...

15:00Asterisk. Asterisk, sort of. Tell Diego Simeone he doesn't care. They have kind of been a little bit of a team without an identity, I think. and that's the risk, is that in taking a club that was so defined by Simeone, that was cast so obviously in his image and trying to change it, the risk is always you end up kind of being something and nothing, I think. And there have been times in the last few years when Atletico have felt like that, that they're not good enough to be Barca or Real, but they're also not gritty enough to have the edge of being their opposite. God, you know what? I would love to interview Diego Simeone, pretty well more than anybody in football.

15:43But as we pod, Atletico sit fourth in the table, eight points back of league leaders Real. Simeone has admitted to feeling, quote, anxiety about the club's position. Perhaps more than that, age is catching up with the heart and lungs of his squad. The core of it, players like Koke and Antoine Griezmann, who will no doubt be off to greener pastures in the not so distant future. greener pastures where the NBA is played very close to each other stadium he lays in. It's all left Simeone's own future filled with, but really more questions than answers. And no matter what, the vision of a man in a trim old black suit, prowling and growling on the Atletico touchline, animalistic in his howls, in his competitiveness, is one that we burnt into the memory of football fans forever.

16:31But big picture, Roy, is it possible for Simeone to recapture the magic of those Atletico glories? Can a man like him change, master a new system? Are we seeing the creaking beginning of the end for Simeone at Atletico Madrid? Does he reach the kind of status where ultimately the decision will publicly and optically always be at least his? Has he earned that? So a lot of people would probably tell you that young players are soft. That's the kind of abiding belief in football now. I mean, it's not Generation Alpha, is it? Is it still Gen Z? Is that what they are? They are Gen Z. I think they're Xennials.

17:08Xennials. I was on a call today where they were talking about Xennials and I just nodded. I didn't know what it was. They might be Zoomers. But anyway, whatever they're called, he's in Paw Patrol, Zoomer. Respect. That's how old my kids are. Respect. Thank you for your service. A lot of people in football, a lot of coaches believe that you can't be the old kind of grizzled warrior with players anymore because they're soft and they're young and they've got emotions and they're aware of mental health and there's HR in place. Everyone's quite cross about that. Players of an older generation, managers, feel that everything's gone a bit too woke, effectively, within football.

17:45I don't think that's true. I think what's happened to Simeone in particular, he's quite a good example of it, is that his methods were at their best when he had something to rage against. and he could take his players on that journey with him. He had this crop of kind of Uruguayan hard men, or in the case of Antoine Griezmann, like people who wanted to be Uruguayan hard men, but were French and very pretty. But they wanted deep down in their souls, they were like this mustachioed Uruguayan warrior from 1986. And Simeone could take them and say, we're going to stick it to the man. We're going to fight the power.

18:23We're going to do all this stuff because we're Atletico Madrid and everybody hates us. We don't care. We're going to stand up to them. I think when you're signing Julian Alvarez or Alex Baena, you can't make that pitch to them because the pitch that you're making is come to us. We're playing in the Champions League. We're a massive club. We can pay you lots of money. We can fulfill your dreams and your ambitions. We're going to make you run around a lot because it's Diego Simeone. But, you know, this is a place where you will play first team football, which you weren't doing at Manchester City, but you can still compete in the biggest games on the biggest stages.

18:53There's no rage in that pitch. I think that the tension at Atletico for a while now has been that the club needs to be wanting for Simeone to be at his absolute best. But the players are going because the club is something else. And I don't quite know how you square that circle. Simeone's done a really good job of keeping Atletico sort of vaguely competitive. You know, they're still in the Champions League. They smashed Real Madrid earlier this season. They have these moments where you think, OK, something is bubbling here. but I don't know whether they have that same defining purpose in their mission.

19:29And I'm a really big believer, Roger, maybe it's me being either a romantic or someone who believes too much in the power of narrative and story. But I think you need to have a defining purpose in football. I think that's what sends you over the top. You need to stand for something. For a long, long time, it was really obvious what Atletico stood for. They stood for not being Real Madrid, and that was enough. I don't know what it is now because they're too close to the powerful to pretend to be the outsiders. Atletico will no doubt be blasting the rage against the machine as they try and recapture or take the power back in their Champions League group stage matchup against Arsenal today, 3pm Eastern time at the Emirates.

20:11Raw, tell us, spoiler alert, who wins this one? Well, if you like corners, then I suspect this is one for you. It is an interesting game, this, because Atleti are defensively very good, instinctively, because it's Simeone. And I think Arsenal will find it hard to break them down. So as much as I think Arsenal are my favourites for the Champions League this season, I am going to say that this one is a one-all draw. Fight the power. We have the tech team here at the Men and Blazers Media Network, busily building a bot which will place bets against whatever Rory and I predict. It'll make us a fortune.

20:47but in a seamless segue. There's no way I'm betting against the football manager. 20-26, one to watch. Eintracht Frankfurt effortlessly produces sizzling, scintillating young talent, almost like a footballing hydra. Buy one for$95 million. They just sprout three more. Next to emerge, after Hugo Eketike, Omar Marmoush, Randall Kolemoane. It's growler-sized Turkish playmaker, Can Uzun still has a month left in his teens. Oh, that bastard. Already five goals and three assists in the Bundesliga, nearly all of them. Bangers. Roar, is this Frankfurt's next eight-digit transfer fee? How much will this price go up after we see him play against Liverpool on Wednesday?

21:30Playing against Liverpool at the moment, very much a good way to improve your transfer value, Rog. Liverpool aren't doing everybody a service. Very kind club, making other people look good. Yeah, Frankfurt, like a lot of teams in the Bundesliga, are privy to the most powerful secret in football, which is there are always more footballers and they found in Chanazun another good one. They're a team that have had an uneven start to the Champions League. They beat Galatasaray scoring five goals then immediately went and conceded five goals to Atletico Madrid. So I'd expect there to be goals and expect it to be chaotic.

22:02I think it will be quite Bundesliga-y to be honest, which means it will be exciting and that's the sort of game that Chanazun seems to thrive in at the moment. So it's a good time for him to play Liverpool, a good time for Frankfurt to play Liverpool, probably quite a good time to watch Frankfurt play Liverpool what kind of football are you going to play? Bundesliga is he? it's a real word kids look it up and Football Manager 2026 launches across platforms from November the 4th one week before Uzun's 20th birthday will you sign him in Football Manager 26? let us know from the game's next big star after this break we'll return with the story of a smoking Polish man in his mid-30s who may be the key to Barcelona's season.

22:46I crept you not back after this.

22:52Did I pronounce your name correctly? You've tried hard enough. I know you go by Tech, so is it okay we call you Tech? Tech is perfect, yes. That is the sound of Barcelona's own in-house club channel, trying and not quite succeeding to pronounce what French paper they keep player ratings once called football's most unpronounceable name. Fans started calling him Tech at his last club, Juventus, where they misspelt his name on his very first jersey. Well done, lads. He goes by Chesney, like the country singer in England, where the gent himself admits he himself pronounces his own name differently than he should because no one can say it properly anyway from his days there as an Arsenal youngster onwards.

23:35But Wojtek Chesney will be the name on Barcelona's fans' lips with their season largely hinging on the meditating, chain-smoking pole, who, you know, retired for more football a little over a year ago. Back in August 2024, Chesney announced his retirement on Instagram. After 18 years, his heart apparently was not in it anymore, he explained. He moved to the south of Spain, to Marbella, to golf, to enjoy his well-earned retirement. Enjoy life, they say. Then, in September, if you've seen the movie Sexy Beast, I imagine it went down very much like that. Barcelona captain Marc-Andre Ter Stegen busted his knee.

24:15First call came from Polish international teammate Robert Lewandowski. Would he consider coming back? I'd love it if Lewandowski, like in Sexy Beast, went to his house and started urinating on his carpet. But if you've not seen the movie, that makes no sense. So we'll get back to Chesney. He said that he watched this Barcelona play with his couch in Morbea, knowing he could have played a part. he'd never forgive himself. God, that is a mad psychological manipulating move. So out came the gloves, the giant gloves from storage. Took a little bit to shake off the rust. Analysts pointed out he'd never played the sweeper keeper behind a high line before.

24:53He was actually sent off in his third game. A Clasico against Real Madrid in a Supercopper final. Not so super. He clattered into his own defender, conceded a goal, also gave up a penalty in a narrow, frantic 5-4 win. over Benfica a little later. It sounds a little bit Bundesliga-y, really, doesn't it? Quote, all of this is a new challenge for me because I was already retired. I don't feel the youngest, nor do I, Chas. But in his first 22 games, crucial thing happened. Well, didn't happen. He didn't lose. And by the end of the year, his form had rounded into one of the steadiest goalkeepers in Spain, Barcelona, and won the league and the Copa del Rey that season.

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25:38Turns out, Ro, old man still got it. How good was he at the tail end of last season? Much better than anyone could have expected, Rog, is my diplomatic answer. I think, as you say, the circumstances of his signing for Barcelona were an emergency. No one was expecting him to be kind of like Thibaut Courtois good or Alisson good or Gigi Donnarumma good. But he was a really steady presence. And as someone who, this is upsetting, remembers Wojciech Szczesny's debut for Arsenal which really ages me. I think that kind of comes as a surprise to people because footballers age and they change. So we in England particularly still remember Szczesny as this quite rash and slightly erratic goalkeeper that he was when he was young.

26:21But he's played 200 games for Juventus. He's played a couple of seasons at Roma. He was at Arsenal for a long time. You know, he's had this long and varied career. He's been, you know, the Poland's number one for almost a decade. despite Poland having quite a lot of good goalkeepers in that period. Czesny is a player of intense experience. And as you say, after that ring rust had sort of been shaken off, he started to show that for Barcelona. It was still a slightly uneasy match, I think. And, you know, maybe Barca's season is different if Marc-Andre Tishtaden's in goal rather than Czesny for Champions League semifinals and for the sort of decisive games at the end of the European season.

27:00But he did really well, given that at the start of last season, he was no longer a professional footballer. Yeah, quite good for a not a professional footballer is what you're saying. Whenever, played himself into a contract extension until 2027. Golf can wait, my friend. Latest in a long career. Started as a teen. Chesney, the son of a professional goalkeeper, Maciek, who was once sent off for punching former Manchester City and Italy boss Roberto Mancini in the face during the 1991 European Cup Winners' Cup quarterfinals at age seven. Young Tech took up ballroom dancing, but found out he was too tall and, quote, stiff.

27:39He excelled at javelin and then goalkeeping, where he broke through in his hometown of Warsaw as a teenager, earned a move to Arsenal at just age 16. Quick loan to Brentford began to start for Arsene Wenger's team as a 20-year-old, ultimately winning two FA Cups and the Golden Gloves Award, despite fracturing both his arms in a gnarly gym accident with heavy weights. true story, required plates in each arm, five months recovery, awful. Scars are still visible. He likes to joke that one is from the war and one's from a shark bite. As he points out, diving around, getting hit and in pain every day to be a goalkeeper, you have to be, quote, yes, a little bit mad.

28:20But a series of high-profile mistakes led Arsenal to lose faith. Shipped off on loan to Roma for two years, where he had to rebuild his career, rebuild his confidence, took up meditating. soon became one of the best goalkeepers in Italy. Briefly, briefly kept Alisson on the bench at Roma, earned a move to Juventus to replace none other than the legendary John Luigi Buffon. In his seven years at Juve, he won 100 clean sheets, three consecutive Serie A titles, three copper Italias, and saved nine penalties. Not bad for a kid from Warsaw who left his hometown at age 16, just trying to make a living somewhere playing football.

28:58Now, Chesney says he's lucky because he doesn't feel any pressure, while the rest of his teammates are out blasting music, hyping themselves up for games. He's just meditating, with Ter Stegen's kid once thinking he was asleep. Either that, or he's cracking jokes, clearly enjoying his role as an elder statesman, alongside Lewandowski for a young roster, average age 25. Roar, what do you see Chesney bringing to this youthful Barcelona team outside of just the goalkeeping? His experience, that relationship with Lewandowski is important as well. But I think, I wonder if he kind of grounds them a little bit, because there's an awful lot of young superstars in that Barca team.

29:37Whereas Chesney's been through the ringer in football. He's had a different kind of set of experiences to Laminya Mal, to Pedri. You know, players who've maybe faced injury in Pedri's case, which is a huge setback, a huge challenge. But Chesney's been written off like four or five times. he must have assumed that his career at the elite level was over at the true elite level was over certainly after he left Arsenal because of the the doubt that would inevitably kind of set in when you're told by the the only senior club that you've ever played for that you're not quite good enough for them and he's rebuilt his career his confidence as you say several times he established himself at Juventus sufficiently that when Buffon came back he said no no no Wojciech you keep the number one shirt, which is from Gigi Buffon, that's quite a big deal.

30:25You know, if Gigi Buffon was saying, yeah, that's your shirt, you'd be quite pleased with that. And I think that in a dressing room like Barcelona's, where you do have so many players who've been destined for greatness from day one almost, it's probably quite a useful trait to have someone with that life experience rather than just being a superstar from almost from birth. From birth, God bless you. You know, he's got a joke, Chesney, where he says, I am clearly the best goalkeeper in the world. And you meant to say why? And he said, because I kept Alisson and also Buffon on the bench, thusly.

30:59God bless Jordan Pickford, though, England's number one. Despite his heroics last year, Chesney, strictly seen as a backup heading into the season, Barcelona pushed essentially their entire off-season transfer kitty, which was only a meagre$30 million into the purchase of Joan Garcia from Espanyol, one of the more promising young goalkeepers in Spain. Chesney said it took a grand total of three days of training together to realise Garcia could become the best goalkeeper in the world, but he just wanted to help with Garcia's development along the way. But what was supposed to be a cheap backup signing, the glue guy in the locker room, the experienced hand, suddenly become very, very important for the second season in a row because Ter Stegen had to have lower back surgery, ruling him out for the rest of the calendar year.

31:44And then Garcia had a meniscus tear cruelly after just six games. In comes, once again, that 6 '5 gent for whom Barca fans chant, Chezny Fumador, Smoker Chezny, which is such a remarkable chant in every way. He's so honest about his inability to quit smoking throughout his career. Once earned him a$25 ,000 fine for smoking in the showers by Arsene Wenger at Arsenal. By the way, that was probably because it was in the showers. Just smoke, dudes. You don't have to hide in the showers. No deceit, but that's how old he is. Played under Wenger. Rory, are we now in another situation where another Barcelona season hinges on a nicotine-addicted, ageing, recently retired, golf-aspiring goalkeeper?

32:27It's funny, isn't it? Because we take certain players' lifestyle choices as having explanatory power for their longevity. The famous story with Lewandowski, which we must have done before, is that he eats his dessert first. That is what he has mentioned in the past as being part of his key to making sure that he has the right nutritional balance, that on the rare occasions he has dessert, he eats it before his starter and his main. Because? I think it's because it means the body has more time to digest the sugar. I think that must be what it is. God, that's incredible. Pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream first, please, sir.

33:0424 churros, and then I'll start with nutrition. Lewandowski's wife is a nutritionist, so I'm assuming that the science behind this is rock solid, Rog. Yeah, what else could it be? But nobody says... Do you know what, Vujicic, Chesney's doing okay. I wonder what his secret is. Because it turns out it's smoking and that's not meant to help. Helps for the digestion and the teeth. Just one after dinner, but I eat my dessert first and it cancels out all of the tar. No, I think it does rest on him to a large extent. And I suppose that's why Barca extended his contract, because they know they've got a reliable backup to the backup.

33:39But it's an incredible code to his career that when he first came through at Arsenal, there was real hype and real hope around his ability. He maybe never quite fulfilled that at Arsenal, but then goalkeepers, as we know, age at different rates to outfield players. It's incredible to think that now almost 20 years on, he is the starting goalkeeper for a Barcelona team that has realistic aspirations of winning the Champions League, that will be determined to retain their Spanish title. That is, although they're not the team of Busquets and Alba and Messi, that's into Miami, they are still Barcelona.

34:13they are a team that wants to win the major trophies. And Wojciech Czesny, this goalkeeper who has tried to retire, this goalkeeper who in England certainly was kind of written off as just not being good enough, that he's playing a central role in it. There's something really uplifting and really stirring about that. There is. And one last though, if Czesny does not play against Olympiacos today, 12.45pm Eastern, next man down is 19-year-old Floridian Diego Caution. Had the privilege of spending time with him. the youngster really remarkable gent from just outside of Miami in Barcelona last week I'll say he's confident he's humble he's hungry he's ready but is the world please God this season one day we will find out we'll be back with a restaurant wreck that I could take Diego and Chesney to in Barcelona after this quick break

35:22That's the sound of, well, history being made. A first win in the modern incarnation of European competition for go-ahead Eagles. 2-1 win away at Panathinaikos in the second group stage match of the Europa League this season. And my pick for the Europa League game to watch, the Eagles head back to Deventer in the Netherlands to welcome Wolf Aston Villa. Best-name club in European football does not have that much history of, you know, winning hugely. Four Eredivisie titles came before the game was professionalised. Their most recent title, 1933, when Roar and I started European nights. They'd never made it out the group stages of the Intertoto Cup.

36:01Plus, most damningly, this club is where Eric Tenhaar got his managerial start, but a Dutch Cup triumph last season. first trophy since the second division title in 1959 means the boys are back in Europe. A blessing for us all. Welcome. Willkommen. Oh, but Rory, best-named club this side of South Africa's Kaiser Chiefs? Undoubtedly, right? Go ahead, Eagles. They'd be up there. Yeah, I think it's hard to think of certainly any team in Europe that has a better name. I think Africa has a rich history of superbly named football teams. Hearts of Oak in Ghana is a favourite. Oh, it's beautiful. poetic.

36:38But in Europe... Everton is the word you're looking for. In Europe, no, I don't think there's a better one than Go Ahead Eagles. I'm quite fond of Kelty Hearts in Scotland. I think that's a really nice thing. Yeah, I was going to say, there's so many great ones in Hearts. We almost take... Queen of the South is so beautiful. That's a lovely name. Shamrock Rovers in Ireland. Shamrock Rovers is a wonderful name. Also beautiful. I love Go Ahead Eagles because it's just so polite. You'd say to an eagle, one of the most powerful animals in the world, Oh, go ahead. After you, Eagles. Please. No, no, no.

37:09You go ahead, Eagles. Anyway, they welcome Aston Villa, 12.45pm Eastern Time on Thursday. Go ahead, Eagles. That same day in our beloved Conference League, Rory, what are we watching in particular? No matter how poetic, beautiful or just crude and prosy the names of the teams are. Obviously, Fiorentina will feature in the Conference League over the course of the coming season, Rog, because obviously they're in it. It's not the Conference League without Fiorentina. I think they've got a lifetime pass now. But the fixture, I think, that's the most intriguing this week, with a little nod to Crystal Palace against Larnica Palace's first European home game, is Shakhtar Donetsk against Legia Warsaw, which is taking place in Krakow, because that's where Shakhtar obviously have to play their games, still displaced by the war, as they have been since 2014.

37:52The games that Ukrainian sides have played against Polish teams in Poland have invariably been really kind of uplifting occasions, because they remind you of the solidarity that the Poles are showing with the Ukrainians. and Shakhtar I think are interesting this year they they're a team with probably more European pedigree than basically any other side in the conference league that should mean they are a genuine threat to Palace's hopes and Fiorentina's hopes of winning it they've been back to Brazil they've bought some more young players they've got another crop of players they think are quite talented I think they might be getting back to being the Shakhtar the next that we knew from the Champions League from the Europa League in previous years the only Ukrainian club to win a major European honour.

38:34I think they might be worth watching, Shakhtar, against Legia in Krakow. They should be worth watching for what happens in the stands as well, because ordinarily the Poles use those opportunities to show their support for the Ukrainian people. That game, 12.45pm Eastern on Thursday. And I want to apologise to all of you shouting out at your pod radio the words Inverness, Caledonian thistle. How could we forget you? One of the most beautiful, thorny sides in. Oh, beautiful, beautiful European football. And responsible for the greatest headline in newspaper history. Which is what, Ruk? When they were a lower division club, Inverness Caledonian Thistle, known as Cali, beat Celtic, mighty Celtic of Scotland.

39:16And the headline in, I think, the Daily Record the next day was Super Cali, Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious. That's a signal, dear listener, that all that's left when we're doing the newspaper headlines is to tell you where to eat. Somehow, in many, many, many, many years of this beautiful show, which I learned so bloody much from listening to Raw, we've yet to dine out in Barcelona. How has that happened? And we need to remedy it right now. Raw, when we take Wojtek Chesney out to eat, where are we taking him? I think it's a spot that he'll know, Rog. It's a place called Paco Moralgo in Ejampal in Barcelona.

39:52I'm amazed, like you, that we've not been to Barcelona yet in, I think, five series of this show. I don't know how we've managed that. but it's a tapas bar. It's quite high end. The octopus is amazing. The croquetas are amazing. It's tapas as it should be done. You can while away an afternoon there, gorging yourself on jamón ibérico. Whatever you want, they've got it. All the classic tapas staples done to perfection. Paco Maralgo, I've been to several times on European trips to Barcelona and literally the thought of it makes me want to go back. Paco Maralgo, it's a punt. Do you know that rule?

40:27I didn't, I assumed it was a guy. It means to eat something if you say it very, very quickly. Ah, I didn't know that. No, I just thought it was a man's name. God bless. You know, I'm no linguist. I just, you know, just doing these things. Again, apologies to Inverness, Caledonian, Fistle fans. But by the way, one of the things you can eat there, according to the Michelin Guide review, is Montadito, or as they helpfully explain, open sandwiches. I've got to be candid. This is a hot take, but I like my sandwiches closed. I feel a lot more. It's not a sandwich if it's open. I know. Where's the gluten?

40:59I'll send it away. It's stuff on bread. I know. It's annoying. Just casually. It needs to be embraced. It can't just be casually passing each other by like strangers on the train. Roar, you're a font of knowledge. I don't take it for granted. I'm blown away. I really sincerely buy it every time we chat. I'd love to eat in Barca. God, I had some pumper while I was waiting for Diego. I had some anchovies. Don't get me bloody started. I'd love to eat some anchovies with you, Roar, down there in Catalonia. but to think you're somehow older than Chesney. What does that make you think when I say that to you?

41:32I'm impressed you didn't tear a meniscus during the recording. It makes me think there's still time for me to play two seasons for Barcelona, Rog, to be honest. That's what it makes me think. Never give up. That's the lesson of Wojciech Chesney. Never give up on playing for Barcelona or pronouncing a Polish name. And just get back on the Siggy's children. If you want to be a world-class footballer, that's the morale from the show today. We'll be back next match day to talk about the Champions League, the Europa League. of course your beloved Convertique and the Polpo keep an eye out for our upcoming Do It Live with the mighty James Horncastle which is starting in November until then as they say in Barcelona Corage Courage

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Rog and Rory are back ahead of this week's Champions League, Europa League, and Conference League action, and deep dive into the rise and (potential) fall of Diego Simeone, the living legend prowling Atletico Madrid's touchline. How did Simeone take a mid-table club and turn them into a rival of the best teams in Europe? And can Simeone adjust to the evolution of modern football? Then, Rog and Rory breakdown how Barcelona's season might hinge (once again) on previously retired, nicotine-addicted Polish goalkeeper Wojciech Szczęsny. All of this and more on the latest European Nights.

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