Chapter 51: Demon Time

25:07Okay, sure Second part first All right Let us assume for a moment that my cause is just. Assume that my dream of an eternal universe is an enviable goal. If you insist. If the entirety of the universe is at stake, is it not worth sacrificing one small galaxy to save it? The trolley problem, Kroc? Seriously? I'm sorry if this debate is beneath you, Doctor. Please, indulge me. Okay. Do I sacrifice one galaxy to save the universe? Yes. No. Really? Really. Explain. If it's meant to die, let it die. Meant to? Yes. But you have the power to stop it. Not all have this power, but you have. You must abandon passivity.

26:11You are, as a scientist, an observer. You observe and discern the intricacies of the universe, but in this little theoretical universe of ours, you are no longer the observer. You are given the power to change the course of the heavens. You are given the choice. So now, you must choose. If it's meant to die, let it die. So you watch as everything cascades into nothingness? Yes. Why? So I can watch. Why? Crocs, I think you and I have the same problem. Have we? Yes. And what is that? Bariogenesis. I beg your pardon? You stood there at the beginning of the universe and you watched it take shape, right?

27:11That's what you told us. I was there. That shouldn't have happened. The beginning of the universe shouldn't have been the beginning of anything. Matter and antimatter should have collided, destroyed each other, and been reduced to photons. The universe should have been an ocean of light. No Ava, no crock, no dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets. But instead, for every one billion particles of antimatter, there was one billion and one particles of matter. And from that tiny discrepancy came you and me and the nuggets. Why?

28:04I'm unsure. Right. For someone as powerful as you, that's really got to burn, right? Most scientists on Earth, they have to sit there on Earth and theorize about black holes and how they work. But you, you can just go there. If you want to observe quantum particles, you can just shrink yourself down into a teeny tiny crock and observe them. The universe is always at your fingertips. But this is one thing you can't know. Why is there something instead of nothing?

28:49It is elusive to me, yes. The only way to learn something like that is to observe the universe as it was, as it has become, and as it will be. And if I'm suddenly Ava the malevolent space god and I start messing with the cosmic plumbing, I'm never going to get the answers I'm looking for. You're building a casino on top of my excavation site, Kroc. You should stop messing with things. How can I observe the universe when you're out here fucking it up? You're not upset that I've enslaved trillions of people. You're upset that I've ruined your research. They're the same thing. And if they weren't?

29:35Kroc, I like to save my theoretical energy for my physics, not for trying to figure out why you decided to be the multiverse's biggest shithead.

29:50What's funny? I'm surrounded by sycophants. Oh, I see. Not a lot of people calling you a shithead? There are not. I've got plenty worse I could call you. You want me to go for it? I can use my imagination. Allow me to apologize. Apologize? I'm ruining your life's work with my actions here. You are. And I apologize. How may I heal this rift between us?

30:34Pencils. Writing implements? Yes. Very well. Anything else? Yes. Name it. You were there at the beginning of the universe. I was. Tell me what you saw. I'll improve upon that. Oh, yeah? I shall take you there.

31:16You called it the murder beast? Yeah, but don't worry. Don't worry about the murder beast? It's fine. How? That was just what we called it. It wasn't the most accurate name in the world. Good. That's just how it looks. So it looks like a murder beast, but it's actually what? We never really found out. It's kind of dark. It was some creature that was engineered to be cannibalistic. Whoa. Yeah. Apparently it could only eat its own kind. That's how it had to live. Gross. When was this? It was my first shift. Ever? Yeah. What did you do? I, uh, I gave it a cup of coffee. You did? I didn't know what else to do.

32:11It eventually left after that. Okay. Why are we looking for it? I, uh, I don't know. My heart really went out to it. I want to see if it's okay. Wait, so your very first shift was here? In Cryptessia? Shit, I didn't even think about that. We had no way of knowing at the time. It was a long time ago. Yeah, but Gloria, you guys could have been here yesterday. Shit, that's right. Fucking time travel. Right. Phil, are you seeing anything? I'm up on the roof, and I'm not seeing anything. What exactly is the plan here, y 'all? Yeah, I don't really know. If I may, from a data-driven standpoint, it would be useful to me to study an organism after it has encountered the diner.

33:03It is rare that we return to a planet other than Thegreon. I would enjoy the opportunity to compare these cases. All right. Something tells me a murder beast is not going to be as personable as the Thigronis. It won't be, but I promise once you get past the terrifying appearance and the mouthful of teeth, it's just like a little puppy dog. It's alright. Not the first time we've been on a bug hunt. A bug hunt? That's what Phil calls it every time a shift involves a problematic creature of some kind. Remember the enigmatic cat bird? Oh god, don't remind me. He assisted an ornithologist to find a bird whose population had been reduced to one.

33:41In acres of thorny bushes. Fiona came back looking like a scratching post. And after all that, Phil found it with his goddamn binoculars. Work smart, not hard, y 'all. Goddamn, I miss those days. I'd love to just be looking for someone's missing bird right now. Wait a minute, did I ever have those days? Gloria, may I ask you a question about your time as the diner's proprietor? Yeah, sure. In this particular case, of this unclassified creature, a language barrier was obvious. That aside, how often was a linguistic barrier an issue in the operation of the diner? Linguistic barrier? Um, not very often.

34:23Interesting. We have had the same experience. Isn't the reason why everyone speaks English because they like our movies or something? It's true. Due to the triad's affinity for your arts and culture, your planet's dominant language has become a lingua franca for its three galaxies. That is, however, three galaxies in a universe with a conservative estimate of two trillion galaxies. I guess I never had time to think about it. Is it only traveling to places that speak English? It's unclear. But it is possible that, like any ship, its cargo is considered before charting a course. Weird. It is truly odd.

35:00Guess your homeworld gave you a pretty strange gig, didn't they? In my last debrief with the homeworld, I was told that only two other Earths in history have been given this assignment. In history? It is very rare. I guess they must really trust you. I'm afraid it was not a merit-based assignment. I simply happened to be in the right place at the right time. I had only recently left my enlightenment stage before I encountered the diner at a space station. I don't think any of us were ready for it, so don't feel bad. Except maybe Ava. Ava is the scientist who traveled with you? Yeah, she had figured out some sort of way to find this place.

35:35She had. Yeah, she's got all kinds of brains going on in her head. I would very much like to speak with her. Me too, Voen. Ava's an acquired taste, but I miss my friends. Her notational diaries were left behind, but they are in an unknown language. Oh, right. Well, with any luck, she can tell you about it herself. Hey, speaking of language, you just reminded me of something. The first time we met this creature, there actually wasn't a language barrier. There wasn't? No. It could understand me. The creature could understand your language? Yeah. Curious. Oh, shit. Fiona? Something's coming. Oh, shit.

36:18Should we freak out about this or not? Fiona, you're going to be fine. Like I said, it's super terrifying to look at, but it's not going to hurt you. Horror movies aren't going to hurt me either, but I still really freak out. Fiona, you ran through fire one time. Remember that? Boom. Remember when she ran through fire? I had to reconstruct your shoes, Fiona. This is different. It's the anticipation. I have time to be scared, so I'm scared. Do you want us to distract you with a brain teaser? Oh, shit. Up. Here it comes.

36:55Oh my god! What? Fiona, what are you seeing? Who is this little guy? Let me guess, it looks like a cross between a pig and a panda? It totally does What is it? It's a... We just call it the pig panda Hello little man Peter, look at this guy Gloria What's up? Stay completely still We are being targeted with a weapon Oh, shit Turn around nice and slow, Ert And don't put that floating ball of yours in the air I'll shoot it down Tita?

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40:15Here it is. Are there any small rooms in this castle? There are not. What is this place? Think of it as an observatory. But rather than remaining fixed on the ground, it will take you wherever you would like to go. From here, you may observe any point in all of existence. At any point in time. That's impressive. Thank you. You built this? Of course I built it. Nice work. And where are we off to? Like I said, the beginning. Very well.

41:16The End

41:37Before that, we find ourselves here. Nothing. All of existence compressed to less than the size of an electron. We would observe it, but light does not yet exist. The idea of observation does not yet exist. Nice. This is where you're from? It is. Without time or space, you were conscious? Yes What is that like?

42:15I couldn't tell you Existing without time or space is a concept that cannot be brought into this world But there you were Yes Your entire existence was contained in ten to the negative forty-third seconds. Yes. But without time as a concept, that means nothing. Your people have a name for this. The Planck Epoch. It was a period of time so small you almost can't measure it. And yet, for me, it was an eternity. Keep going.

43:26Here we go. I don't have the same words for this as your race. How would you describe what we're seeing? The universe is expanding and cooling. Quarks are binding into protons and neutrons, and then those fuse into the first nuclei. Hydrogen, helium, maybe a little bit of lithium. But the universe is an opaque, blindingly hot plasma. Photons can't travel more than a tiny distance before being absorbed and re-emitted. It looks like I thought it would. The surface of a star in every direction. The temperature is tens of millions of Kelvin. It all happens in a few minutes. And then? Fast forward to about 400 ,000 years.

44:23Very well.

44:35There it is. What do you see? Recombination. Electrons bond to nuclei, the fog clears, photons are streaming freely. This is the first time the universe could be observed. We're radiating at a frosty 3 ,000 Kelvin. Everything is reddish-orange. This will cool over billions of years, leaving behind the cosmic microwave background. But first... We go back to the darkness. For hundreds of millions of years, the cosmic dark ages. the universe would go from a uniform glowing ember to absolute blackness in every direction. And then slowly...

45:37Individual points of blue-white light flicker on. Clustered in filaments and sheets, like a city returning from a blackout And the rest is fairly predictable You have now observed what I have observed

46:06What's happening now? You're observing my first act As I watched the stars form in the darkness, I tried my hand at it. It was a poor effort. Rather than compressing matter into a star, I managed to form a simple rock in the void. It was not as splendid as the stars, but it was mine. I stood upon it as I watched the universe. Lonely crock on a rock looking at the stars. There's a song in there somewhere.

46:42So, you went from being Le Petit Prince standing on a planet to all of this malevolent space god bullshit. I'm afraid so. How does that happen? I watched the universe create itself. It felt as though it belonged to me. It became something I had to protect from destruction. How can you not see how inevitable that is? You see it as inevitable because of the nature of your existence You and all the other creatures in the universe You are born dying Death is inevitable For someone like me Born before time, untouched by time Death seems an inconvenience An inconvenience baked into every aspect of the universe.

47:37Every aspect, save my aspect. What is to become of me when the universe fades into oblivion? Jesus Christ, Croc. Don't tell me you're doing all of this because you're scared of being alone. I fear nothing. Bullshit. Oh, yes? You live in a massive fortress with a huge gun on the top of it. You're surrounded by an army. You fear nothing? Hmm. You know, usually when engineers talk, I don't listen. Because, well, because who cares? But I was sitting there on the diner and I heard something interesting. Those little time travel squirt guns you give all your little mystery men? It's kind of a weird choice, right?

48:26They're very effective. Are they? We've offed quite a few of your guys at this point. Something more conventional like your average laser gun or plasma thingy would actually be a lot more effective against us. But you use the time guns. It's almost as if... I mean, I'm no engineer, thank God. but it's almost as if you want your men armed with weapons that work not very well against something that can die, but work very well against something that can't. Because if something couldn't die, the best thing you could do would be to fling it to the other side of the multiverse, right? I'm just spitballing here.

49:15I'm no engineer. Thank God.

49:20We have the rest of your life together, Doctor. Let's not waste the connection we've already made. You're scared shitless, aren't you? Grant me a favor. Stay here for a while. Stay here on this lonely little planet I made for myself all those ages ago. and attempt to see it all through my eyes. I promise it will enlighten you. You promise, huh? I do. Okay. I'm gonna need some more coffee. Whatever you like.

50:07Last chance to level with me, Kroc. I fear nothing.

50:19So, this planet's listed as having humans on it, but we can't see anything from long-range scans. So, Kazi sent me over here to make sure we weren't missing anything. I've been humping my ass through the trees for days now, and I don't see anything. I don't know what the deal is. So, you guys left and just turned back around and went to war with Kroc? Pretty much. I thought it was a stupid move, but it's actually going okay. We touch down on a planet, drive out whatever unfriendlies are there, take their ships, and then we fix everybody's brain. Turns out when you tell Earthlings they've been duped by the bad guys, a lot of them want to sign up for war.

51:04You guys are crazy. How many planets have you freed? I don't know. A hundred at this point? That's great. So? You're alive. I'm alive. Cool. Not sure how that helps us, but, you know, welcome back. Has anyone seen any sign of the others? No, nothing. Honestly, I figured you guys were dead. I thought we were holding out hope just to make David feel better. How is David? Good. His aim's getting better. I mean, how is he emotionally? Oh, I have no idea. This place looks different. Yeah, Fiona's made some changes. Used to be the smell of tacos. Now it's the smell of Fiona's grilled cheese sandwiches.

51:52Excuse me. What's up? May I scan your person for relevant technologies? Yeah, fine. Don't touch my gun. Of course. Friggin' Ertz. They're always scanning everything. Where'd he come from? Fiona picked up some friends along the way. She's actually been gone a really long time. Apparently, it's been eight years. Eight years? Jesus. She kept it running, though. Yeah, she's a trooper. Fiona, how's your head? Um, it's fine. Thank you for asking. And there's a guy on the roof? Yeah, that's Phil. Hang on. Hey, Phil. Are you seeing anything up there? Nope, I am not seeing anything. Okay. Fiona's baking sandwiches.

52:37Do you want to come down? It'd be right there. So, what is Kazi's plan exactly? Is she really trying to take down Croc? Oh yeah, she is pissed. She'd never admit it, but she spent most of her life studying the guy. She really admired him. Now, it turns out he's King Shithead. She's either going to kill him or he's going to kill her. Can she really piece together enough of an army to do that? I don't know. The thing with guerrilla warfare, As soon as you get up enough troop density, you're facing a pretty big reaction from the powers that be. That's coming any time now from Kroc. We'll see if we can survive that.

53:21I was just about to head back to it when you guys showed up. Hey, when you were out there in the forest, did you see anything? There's no humans out there. Anything else? Like what? Like a, well, like a really gross-looking thing with a big mouthful of teeth? Oh, yeah, I saw one of those. You did? Yeah, gnarly looking. Do you think you can find it again? Probably. Its tracks are all over the place. Okay, I need a favor before you go. What's up?

54:01No monsters yet. Okay. Need any help? Nope.

54:11Everything okay? Uh-huh. Okay, so we've been working together for a while. Uh-huh. Which means that when something's wrong, I can kind of tell. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine? My first crush just walked in the door, and it's fine. First crush? Yeah. The huge orange woman with ram's horns was your first crush? It was a long time ago. Okay. Aim high. Aim high? What does that mean, aim high? Fiona, you realize that is far too much woman for you. Right? No, it's not. Also, it doesn't matter. Also, mind your business. I know what's going on. I know what's going on. Let me tell you what's going on.

55:07I'm going to deliberately burn your sandwich. You have been going through, respectfully, a bit of a dry spell. I'm not prepared to discuss this with you. A bit of a dry spell. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a quality woman when I'm going to vanish in 12 hours? We're a long-term relationship people, Phil. A bit of a dry spell? It's a historic drought, Phil. And that has been highlighted by the fact that ground zero for your sexual awakening has just walked in the door. You seem to think that saying this out loud is helping. But it is not helping, Phil. We should get this out in the open.

55:42I don't want it out in the open. I want to lock it away forever and throw it in the ocean. Hello. Are we once again discussing Fiona's lack of sexual stimulation? Yep. Hey. What do you mean once again? It's come up. No, it hasn't. It has been a topic of discussion 17 times in the past 30 days. Boone, stop counting everything. I feel like I should apologize at this point because it doesn't help that I have been doing very well out there. Don't remind me. It doesn't help that I am the transdimensional delivery man. How do you just give yourself nicknames? I've explained to you why this is. This is just cruelty now.

56:14Why is it, Boone? Because of your levels of game, Captain. Game, Fiona. Boone, what is Fiona's current level of game? Based on your metric, Captain, Fiona currently has a game rating of zero. No game. No game, Fiona. Can I explain to the two of you what friends are supposed to do? Be honest, I thought. Honesty is an important cornerstone of friendship. This isn't honesty. This is you making fun of me. What friends do is they should push all the bullshit out of the way and get down to what's really going on. That's what you're doing. Yes, because what's really going on has nothing to do with a fine woman in the dining room or the fact that you can't get some lately.

56:54That's not what's really going on. What's really going on?

57:04I'm scared. There we go. Can you share your feelings with us, Fiona? This is where it all started for me. This galaxy. We've been in a lot of scary situations, I know. I haven't really been able to shake this one. The work's been able to distract me, but now... Your feelings are real and appropriate, Fiona. We have returned to the epicenter of your trauma. It is not uncommon to feel as though no time has passed, that you are once again a pawn and a victim of malicious actors. It's starting to feel that way, a little bit. It is at this time that we ask you to repeat the captain's adage.

57:53You've lost a lot, but what have you got? What have you got? I have you two. That's right. It is important to focus on growth and achievements when you feel emotional regression I really love you guys We know You have said so 23 times in the last 30 days Hey, we're taking our sandwiches to go I gotta go wrestle a monster real quick Uh, what?

58:45Son of a bitch.

58:51Oh, hello there, Carl. Where have you been? Mouse hunting? How are the mice on this planet? Welcome to the beginning of the universe. What do you think? I mean, it's not exactly the beginning of the universe, but it's close enough. Carl, you're just in time because I've just had a dramatic revelation. Would you like to hear it? Okay. Don't freak out, okay? Our charming host-slash-jailor brought me down here, and he fired up this machine of his and he showed me the beginning of the universe from nothingness to now. It's truly amazing to see it. It's how I imagined it. Is there this part of me that wishes there was something I didn't predict?

59:52Sure. But it was a hell of a show. One that would have impressed anybody. But there is this one question that I asked him, and it stuck with me, and it stuck with me, and it stuck with me, and here I am now. I asked him, did you build this? And he said, of course I built it. Why is that sticking with me? I asked myself. why is that sticking with me? And then it came to me. Why did you build this? Why would you have to? You describe yourself as this person who can manipulate the fabric of the universe and yet you built something. You see, Carl, we humans, we make tools. And we make tools when we find the limits of our humanity.

1:01:01I can't reach that thing, so I'm going to make a thing so I can reach that thing. But we're talking about a god here, Carl. We're talking about a guy who can always reach the thing. If he can always reach the thing, why did he build a thing? The thing about science, Carl Power is never imagined It's always measured In humans, though Power is almost always imagined The school bully strides through the playground Confident because he's never really challenged His power is always imagined It's a hallmark of being a member of this race of demented monkeys that I, unfortunately, find myself a member of.

1:01:57Power, almost always, is imagined.

1:02:04What have we seen this guy do, Carl? We've seen him teleport. That's pretty impressive. Have I, in my travels, encountered people who can make things that teleport? Yes. Time travel. Have I seen people build time machines? I fucking live in one, Carl. What have we seen this guy do? He's got little minions that chase us all over the multiverse. He's got a big gun on the top of his castle. He's got a magical dome that can show me anything I want to see. What have we seen him do?

1:02:52That's right, Carl. We're back to the catcher in the rye. The problem with the world? Fucking phonies.

1:03:07What was that, Carl?

1:03:21What the hell? Carl, come here. Am I seeing things? Or is that another dome just like this one? Who's in there? Is someone in there? Is this a paradox? Am I seeing myself traveling back to the beginning? No, that's not right. There's someone in there.

1:03:46Holy shit. Leaf? Leaf, what the fuck are you doing in there? Who is that with you? Carl, what the fuck is happening? Leaf! You know what? Fuck it. Let's just go with a Hail Mary pass. Yes, I know, it's a sports analogy.

1:04:17You better be able to understand this, goddammit.

1:04:24Leaf. Leaf, look at this. Leaf, it's all bullshit. He's not a god. He's just a shithead. Look at this and understand it. Come on. Are you reading it? Understand this, you fucking grease monkey.

1:04:52And he's gone.

1:04:57What the fuck was that?

1:05:38Yeah! Careful! Don't hurt him! Don't hurt him? Look at the claws on this fucker! Oh my god! Tina, be careful! Give him the atomic elbow smash! The creature's center of gravity is much higher than yours. Use that to your advantage. How? Can you take it off its feet? Sweep the leg! FYI, Murder Beast was a totally appropriate name! Alright, buddy. Down we go!

1:06:04Now what? Try and hold him there. Just try and hold him still. You should attempt to pin its arms behind you. Alright, you fucking monster. Ow! Stop biting! Come here! Come here! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Cry me a river! Now what? Okay, just hold him there. Hey, hey. It's me. Hey, can you see me? Do you recognize me? He's digging his damn claws into my leg. It's me. It's Gloria. Do you recognize me?

1:06:52That's right It's me I gave you a cup of coffee I think it's working We're not going to hurt you, okay? Tita Go ahead And let it go You sure? Yeah I think it'll be fine Okay It's okay It's okay I remember you can understand me I'm not sure how well you understand me But I'm just going to talk You were the first person I ever met out here It was a long time ago for me, but I don't know how long it was for you. I tried to help you, but I don't know if I did. But what I wanted to say that you helped me. After I made you that cup of coffee, I said, This is a good job. That was when I knew I was in the right place, that I'd done the right thing.

1:08:21I guess I just wanted to say thank you.

1:08:47Oh god. Uh, guys? It's moving toward me. Guys? It's okay. Are we 100 % on that? What does it want with you? Oh, I have a sparkling personality. Gloria, you mentioned these creatures were engineered to be cannibalistic. Yes. But it has encountered the diner, a change agent. Perhaps it has overcome its engineering and has graduated to another behavior. We don't think that new behavior is eating lesbians, do we? Fiona, you have brought the sandwiches with you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. This one is prosciutto and peppers. This one is green apples. All right, all of them. Sure. Amazing. That thing is hungry.

1:09:35It may be deeply malnourished. Its chosen diet may have changed without it knowing how to feed itself. It's back on me again. It's probably still hungry. Let's get it back to the diner.

1:10:09Look at this fucking place, Carl. I should have known he was a big fat baker when I saw this castle. This is overcompensating. Look how high the ceilings are. I can't even see them. Disappointed!

1:10:34Carl, what are you doing? You're doing the open-the-door dance at a wall. Things don't open just because you meow at them, okay?

1:10:50What the fuck? Carl, did you just do magic? Carl? Secret passage, huh? Okay, fine.

1:11:11Fiona. Hey, I think I set a new record for grilled cheese sandwiches. That thing just keeps eating them. Cool. What is this? Oh, that's rubbing alcohol. You know, there wasn't a first aid kit in here, and I thought, you know, with all the trouble we get into... Whatever. You put this on wounds, right? Yeah, but it's... You need to put some on me. I... What? That thing scratched the fuck out of me. I fixed my leg, but I can't reach the ones on my back. Fiona! Yeah, yes, right. Isn't that gonna really hurt, Tita? Yeah, it would hurt if I was a big weenie. Do I look like a big weenie to you? Nope.

1:11:53No, you do not. Okay, here. Okay. There's a huge one between my shoulder blades. I'm going to take my shirt off. Jesus Christ, seriously. What? Nothing. Nothing. Let me get a clean towel.

1:12:11You doing all right, Fiona? I'm okay. You're scared. I'm okay. I can smell it on you. Really? Is it that bad? No, I mean, it's a Laharian thing. I can literally smell fear. Oh. I guess it's not great being back here in Cryptessia. Sure. Okay, you're done. All right. I'm going to teach you something. Teach me? Kaprakcha! What is that? It's Laharian. Try it. Kaprakcha. Kaprakcha! Caproctcha! From deep down, Fiona. Caproctcha! Caproctcha! Good! What is it? It's what a Laharian says to death. What does it mean? It means, I fucking dare you. Caproctcha. Keep working on it. Thanks, Tita. Sandwiches are burning.

1:13:26Oh, shit.

1:13:32How's handsome? He fell asleep in my lap, and I think I'm stuck here for a while. Looks like he needs it. Yeah. So, listen. Voon and I have been talking. What's up? I think you may have freed him from some pretty terrible behavior, but you may have fucked him up a little in the process. I was thinking the same thing. The creature has no developed behaviors to feed itself, and it is also in a hostile environment where it will be preyed upon by other creatures like it. I think he's got to come with us for a while, until we find a good spot for him. I'm so glad you said it. I was just about to ask you.

1:14:14There's got to be some place out there for him. We know he loves Fiona's cooking. You've got a weird life ahead of you, murder beast. Gloria, my ability to scan biologics is rudimentary, but I am capable of a general overview. However, due to the creature's inability to consent to such scans, do you think you would be able to stand in as it's ward? Yeah, I think that's a good idea, Voon. Scanning. Well, shit. Now I have all these sandwiches. Hey, pass them around. Now I have one. I've got to head back to the fleet. Cozzy went and got herself injured, apparently, so I've got to get back and whip people into shape.

1:14:48I'll let them know you're here and we'll figure out where to go from there. Okay. Tita, I don't know why the diner brought me here without picking up the others, but I guess we just have to keep going regardless. Don't worry about it too much. They're pretty smart. They can figure something out. Except for Casper. That guy's fucked. Thank you, Tita. Peace and our time, fuckheads. Gloria. What is it, Voon? This creature is human. What? The data is telling me that this creature is a deeply augmented human. How is that possible? Many changes have been made, but the base DNA sequence is that of an Earthling.

1:15:29Holy shit. Oh my god. It's just another one of Croc's experiments.

1:15:42This is a perversion. He must be stopped.

1:16:16I love everyone in the community. That's my cat in your lap.

1:16:32I don't know how to remove it. Oh, he doesn't like being removed.

1:16:45This is a pretty big gun you've got here. What do you call it? Okay. Did you make this? Yes. Who are you?

1:17:09Jazinka.

1:17:15Hello, Jazinka. I'm Ava. I've been hearing this thing firing up a lot since I've been here. What are you shooting at? Targets. What are your targets? Irrelevant. Uh-huh. Jazinka? Do you make things around here? Other things? Yes. I see.

1:17:45Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

1:17:53There is no man behind a curtain. It's from a movie. Do you watch movies? No. Who are you, Jazinka?

1:18:04Please narrow your question. Where are you from? Ren. Where is that? The Bracken System. And where is the Bracken System? The Andromeda Galaxy. You're far from home. This is my home. I see.

1:18:30How did you get here? A starship. A starship belonging to who? My father. Your father, Kroc the Propagator? Yes. Fucking family business. Jazinka, do you make all of his technology? Yes. Why? I make things. Yes. Why?

1:19:04I have answered your question.

1:19:21Did you hit it? Irrelevant. Isn't the point of a weapon to hit something with it? The targets are provided to me to test the weapon. You're not trying to destroy the targets with this big weapon? The destruction of the targets is not one of the weapon's intended purposes. I see. What are the intended purposes of the weapon? There is one purpose. What is it?

1:20:04To destroy the diner.

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1:47:11Schemmelbach the Christmas Whale, Kaiju Sommelier, Stella Corvus, Jesus Garcia, JP the IT Guy, Candyman Fight. John Peters, you know, the farmer. Barkley on the holodeck, Dapper Dad, SCP-049, O Magus, Raven the Dreamer, TK Turtle King, Mike M, Spaced Based Lasers, Captain B and Lady G with their swabs, Marla Madam Lotus still especially loves Finley, Mr. Steamwave, My Friend the Rhino reminds you it takes strength to be gentle and kind. Hoop challenge!

1:47:43Dream Founder, I'm your Huckleberry. Elizabeth T, Ty-Ty the Wonderhamster and her dear darling Duke. Grandpa Gus, Boombastical Kimlicker. Coco Yumi took her painted ponies to a show and won three awards. Hug-a-Muffin, Bigfoot of Doom, D.L., Annie Atkins. A bounty hunter called the Crandy Man. Garou, Our Cat Said to Tell You, Meow. Think fast, Chuckle Nuts. Flash banged. Benjamin Ortiz, Mr. Frog President. Pop Rock Quicksand, The Benny Yapper is allergic to the desert. Mr. Squizzle, Sizzle, Whizzle, Fizzle, the Horrendous apologizes for conspiring in the Bethany War. Invites for tea are being sent now.

1:48:20Abanasso, Mr. Rage, Attalore, Trans Space Dinosaur, Spooky Spader's Storytime, William Kent, Andy, the McJimmy's from your local dimension, Ryan Abbey, Thomas Adams, Drink Spiller, Stephanie Book, Entropy Eigenbasis, Andrea Crowther, Martin Deers, Kevin Daughtry, DeFlower, Two Daddy Jazz Hens from Mouse Toots Dan Gentry I hope something good happens to you today Yes, you V Greenlee Ron Hayden Michelle Hopper Jake the Cook Josie Jones Boots Gootin' Dave Anthony Lakey Britt Littlefair T.U. Luther Some Days You're the Beatle Some Days You're the Dung Lauren Mayer Glenn Morris Richard Ryan Mochelle Michelle Myers Ali Oopsie Not to be confused with Oopsie Fridge Pickle Rosemary Prim Robert Savat Lizard Lee Eliza Sharp Donald Shingler Daniel Stavvy, Fall of the Berlin Wallaby, Kella Tiarina, Rachel Vasquez, Luca Vichito, Naya Venturi, The Beloved Yet Borderline Inappropriate Empire of Dr.

1:49:17Thunderbutt and Lady Christabel, Justin Wiley, Brett Zimmerman, Arrow Jones Jubal, Xavier Killingsworth, Lane Kiffin-Is-A-Ho, Mimetic Hygienist, Rogue Art, Aaron Star Joshua Damien and Sentinel of the Star System, Claude DeClaws, Spunky Dan, Rachel Seymour, Chiss Alfridge the Bullheaded Professor, Ed Boy, Ryan Finelli, Jonathan K, Pearl Null, Another Monster, Petabyte Avatar, Tugwin the Mighty, Project Octopus, Ken, Chibs1012, Scotty Oats, Byrotron95, Happy 13th Birthday Danny, Dance Break!

1:50:07Speaku, the Bracken system and its home world Ren. Simply Tony, it will always be Finley's work hole to me if you know you know. Gabriel Castellon, whom, what, when, where, and why is what all Figronis say while listening to Midnight Burger. Nico Degallo goes great on Midnight Burgers. A drum major and a trapeze artist walk into Connie's bar. Retorted, Sir Party Animal. Biro the motherfucking dragon of the Shreveport, the motherfucking dragons. Uloy Jackal, are you sure you might rob the Nancy Sinatra? court need to leave it alone if you want to live. Must be a witch. Cat with a K. Miss Shan Frizzle.

1:50:41My figaroni has a first name. Stoppenstein L. Mustachio. Luca for Hezekiel. La Chihuahua Brava. Adeline Peets. CC Carousel. Korth the Destroyer. Honest Puck. Casper's mom's a milf. Scout and Foxglove says the floor is lava. Red Nell hiding in a crowd of Bethany's to avoid capture by Wiley Wilbur Winkle Wright, wristwatch wrangler of West Worcestershire. Kerdomsky, Craig Armstrong, Plastic Fork, Dulcet Deleche Studios presents Under the Truscan Sun. Get Outta My Booth, Bug, Propagator, I Hardly Know Her, Sad Angry Crabman, Chuck McFinley, Effie and Zebulon's trans great-granddaughter Hazel Hayes, Velocity Girl 42, Little Dragon in a Cauldron of Bats, Ben Carlyle, Flat Steve's Love for Grand Theft, Anna Kearney, Crashly Strange Lilia, Four Schnauzers of the Apocalypse, Starblaze Burnbright, Imzukioki, Spotted Brino, and Her Hand-Me-Down Frogs, Red Mafia Panda, Lonely Isle, Kai Dallow Headphones, Hinkle, Pikeman Stover, Fondella Stover, Pikeman Stover's Wife, Alexander the Boss, Skrizzles, flap, kitty kitty kitty, The Firekeeper, The End Is Nigh, Jeremiah the Cancelled, Librarian Alex, Spike and Faye, Johnny Ellen West and the Boys from the Dwarf, Speedy McSpeedy, Eli, Wolf, Brandy Gunter.

1:51:59Auntie Becky is owned by Five Rescue Cats. Speckled Unicorn. Jedi Rides Again with Nova the Space Pirate. Tevin Longblade Shortsword. Forget Normal. A damn! CJ Johnson. A Dragon Sitting on Its Horde of Dice. Wendell Whitaker. Chumbo Wumbo. Pikachu. Smivey. Glowbed Roulette. Andrew Fuller. Ban Mi Hoong. The Soup Witch. Fetishini Alfredo. Cowboy and Sasquatch Hunts Bethany's. Pebbles. VV. Effie Rawlings. Megan Hazen. Philip, your dad is not your dad. Nick Borrow, Midnight Plumber. His Royal Highness Mr. Hamilton Underfoot Kitty I and Accomplice Princess Penelope, the Marchioness of Mischief and Maven of Mystery.

1:52:39Megan Gentry, Mr. Cherry, Our Ass is in the Jackpot, Tubby Teddy, Wayne Heiser, India Inkblot, Slev of Bahamut, Omi Gracie, Dalton Jenkins, Kat Holtz, Calarton the Tired Knight, The True Mega Mike, Fred and George, Lavinia, Ava Maddox Jr., Liza Wirth, Cass Williams, Christy, Yeet My Boy, 46 Tool Shed 2, and L. Marie Catastrophe, The Image Collector, Blended Music, Definitely Not Kevin, Sitting Squirrel, Patricia E. Melt says in a world of slugbots, Be a Hugbot, Red the Gray, The Silver Crow, Couch Potato Alex, Neverchild, Dr. Nassos, Interdimensional Biologist, Kiboko Dunord, Kozumine, Theodrax, Joey B, Lucas Barden got his barber to listen to Midnight Burger.

1:53:23Little Debbie Cupcake. Taryn says, hey, Oreos are rabbit. Sandalwood Mountain offers peace for your soul. Whimsical fuckery. Megan with an H. Hey, it's warranty, lady. Look, I've been thinking. Maybe it'd be best if we, you know, saw other people for a bit. I need more. Patricia the Time Lord. Kashak the Lizard Wizard casts Jelly Bones. Mango Connoisseur. Britty Bug the Quirky Jester. The Big Moosen with his boxin' of donuts. That old glory coal. GL Meownaise Cat Butler. O'Sheen Liu. Alex Berry. Andrew Oakden. Asymmetrical Exile. Magpie Cat Says Everything's a Bag of Holding If You Know How to Pack.

1:54:01Churro the Space God. Eliza Travels the Universe. Lindsey Bowen the Goddamn Podcast Lawyer. Alex Spruce. Dr. D. Birdclaw Squether and Mrs. Duboptaway Birdclaw Squether want to say hello to the whole Squether family. I Lost My Galaxy Britches in a Game of Pants Darts. Angry Ron, Dominus Caesar, Dirk Adub, Gloria's ex-girlfriend, Kelly Clickspring, The Wild Thistle, most likely Cass, James Harlow is still sad about missing BurgerCon, Jasmine James, Dr. Caberand, also known as Omni, thanks Waffle Chateau, Colorado Beekeeper, Fruitcake, Zephyr, Anatha, Zendria, Jennifer Culkins, Midday Burger, Dawn Parks, ThroatGoat666, oh my god my dad found out about my Patreon name.

1:54:45Princess Leia, Fish in a Bag. September, previously observed in the pattern. Prime Freak, Protector of the Scottish Realm, Little Lord Stevie Pie. Droid Pirate Finley and his Rubenesque Parrot. Droid Pirate Finley and his Rubenesque Parrot. Stuck in a Pit of Skittles, Sea Squatch, Deflater Mouse, Tony Piekarski, Adrian R., The Devil from Table 12, Javier, Crazy Thadley, Crimulus is just happy to be here, The Twisted Twigster, Real Housewives of Seagius, Faye Queen, Oopshnart the Probability Demolition Expert, Showtime, For My Mother, CCTX Girl 6823 Waiting on the Diner, Nicole Studioso, I cannot get signed my shovel off of my lap.

1:55:27Kay the Flying Penguin would like everyone to know that penguins are not native to Greenland, no, not even the flying ones. Truck Stop Sandwich, Indigo Escargot, Love My Captain, Joe Malma, Wandering Biscuit, Castriff, Aims Affection for Internet Protection, Retro MG, NightScript, Widget the World Watcher wearing a waistcoat and wig, Lana Bananas like the climate of the very tropical equator so you should never put Lana Bananas in the refrigerator, Uhtred and Rose's Viking Void Vitals fueling the intergalactic fight against fascism, yeah not sure what I'm doing, River Brown, Senior Deuce, Warped Rider, Tim Nacy, Ruben Clamso, Turwin, Scrambled Eggs, Morgan Brockman, Sylvie, Friendly Neighborhood Fire Protection Engineer, Skull Bulb, Dustin Watson, Betty White 813, Randy Supreme and Queen Lancaster, Bolivar Shagnasty, The One True Cheap Con, Starscribe, Lucian Thunderstruck.

1:56:22Ho ho ho, ma mama. Glorbnar 7, now granting refugee status to victims fleeing the Bethany Wars. Dooser now identifies as Roman Durge, The Other Adele, Chef Galval, Leah Hall, Sarah May. Minsky Enterprises is excited to announce that Cone of Silence Consultants, LLC, has been named its exclusive provider of logistics services. Silly Willy Bubblebutt. Sierra, not from Arkansas, is having a hard week and asked me to put some sauce on her name. Sierra, these days I've just been using Cholula green sauce. I tried Zabs for a while, but I've decided it's not my thing. I hope that's okay. Ebenezer Boob, Caleb Tumiala, Jason Woods, Arnie Arbuckle Esquire, Digital Flu Flossed in Time, Potion Maestro, Nebula Nell, Regulators, Mount Up, Wandering Scholar, Kringle Over Coffee, Mad Yogi Eileen, Cat Named M, Petito Pato, Palace, Big Mo, Dominic Narwhal 8, I Am Annie, I Live Forever, and Every Moment I've Existed, I Swear to Every Star in the Cosmos, I Never Forgot It Was a Gift, The Stone Fox, Silvia, Juicetin, Pepitos, Rower Hower, Henry the Goose, Jennifer Baumer, Ninja Grim Reaper, Miles Nelson, I am a bomb till I think of something else to do.

1:57:33Brrrrit words. Hotshot Huntley. Momo's Mama. Space Mormon Says What? Ivy Paisley. Toast. Sue Watts. Myrtle. Caitlyn. Leader of the Unicorn Revolution. Transdimensional Delivery Man. Matlock. Lord of the 13th Sea. Mr. Trigvie. The Fourth Era. Printing with Cats. Khaleesi Del Mar. Von Vega. Dixie Dinah. 7 ,000 Possums. KBS 1017. Silas Vex. Sarah Jack Sparrow Space Pony. Re-Vibe, Debbie E, Emma, Mr. and Mrs. Owo, Dusty Ventures and his pilot Uzi Drifting Through Space, Ronnie Porter, Gloria's Line Cook, Eagle Rock Lobster, The Gabbiest Painter and Her Bird of Fire, Painted Oni, Q-Del, Pharrell, Emily with Two E's, Spaceman Nathan, Ramsey's Niblick III, Kerplunk Kerplunk, Whoops, Where's My Thribble, Jackie Wavelet, Yayoi Gagarin, D.

1:58:24Greitzler, A Gremlin with the Munchies, Michelle Scaracchio, Genuine Jacob, Space Rooster Randy, Leopard Donut, Poofy Thang, Mellow Nuggets, Keychain Crap, Matt Matt Sharkman, SteeLo, Bumbling Lily Bee, Buffy's Daughter. A quick pause so Joe can sip from his tiny teacup. I'm sorry, I can't. I actually put the sauce from Sierra Not From Arkansas in my teacup, so I cannot sip from it at this time. I'll catch you next time, though. Panda, Curtis Lellig, Kennedy Allison Farner, Tristan Stoles, Dalen Y, Shadow Rapture, Yet Another Nicole, Hank the Wonder Llama, Arcraft, Russell, Zephyrus Wind, The Ornamental Hermit, Jay to the Lynn, Just a Regular Fox, Jeremy Impson, What the Hell, Cineplex, and All the Black People in North Carolina, Just Rachel, Waffles, Waffles, Waffles, Danger Girl, Atlas Bear, Patty the Ginger, Ava's Cigarette Ash, Hugh Biftit, A-Zeus, Anaphylaxis, Scav with Comtax, The Shape Shifting Sad Girl, and her girlfriend say, Joe, you've done it again.

1:59:19Pipless Skin in the Pippi Pond. Sarah Nicole. The Kells Fights with the Bethanies. Angry Leafs Laser Saw. Magnus Aerochill. Amy Perry. Christopher Kai. Source Decay, Descendant of the Sweather Catfish Whisperer. Vagabond Mary. Randy's Amigo. Bold Mouse. Katie Mermaid and the Delinquent Duo. Nauman. Nicole. Victor Schauberger Reincarnated as White Mountain Hillbilly Glitter Cupcake. Max Dangers. Security Chief Schatzi. The Anxious Peach. Team Michelle and Billy Naya Nix-Reno Frankenator Nordlebash Jordan Arwen X Belasco Ryan Rosinski Average Height Medium Rage Audio Monkey Joe Team Hefeweizen Monica and Mason K In the mysterious AZHQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of Mike's, a jumble of James's, a trifecta of Tony's, one of whom still wants to be Leif, but sadly, no Bethany's.

2:00:10Rowan Vady of the Black and Herald of the Stars Ariane Can't Manage Normal Ryan Burnett The Joyful Nihilist, Dr. Dr. B, Zoprez and the Bumble Army, Growing Into My Farm Boots, Super Beth Becomes an RN, Alongside My Bootstup Farm Friend, Geneva Boss, Arkansan Not-Ark and Sawyer, Brothers of the Cosign, Uncivil Gnomes, The Rat Queen Evelyn, Great Lunch Conversation, Captain Scott, Letty Lou, Kinger Was Here, Bobby Ray Winland Jr., Bebop Be Dabba Doo Wop, Warped Echoes, Slabs McTerps, Big Brother House, This is Lord Robert O. Tardis, You are live on Channel 4, Please Do Not Swear, Jeremiah Franco, Justin, The Nick of Time, Gothic Rainbow, So We Made It, Cody McClure, McHadley, Eternal Companion, Maxine Lazotte, Jingolos, Eris, Goddess of Nobody, Hasmatilda, Ditsy Bay, Just Your Average Reese, Kyle Church, I Am A Lafe on the Wind, Static Ego, Lolly, Evan M.

2:01:05Dobson, Dave B., Nobby, Your Friendly Neighborhood Pathologist, Going to Be Lit, Captain Emerald L, Wayne Hall, Danny Mars, Externally Screaming, But Bethany, I Made Biscuits, Scebo and Fuzzle McBumpernitz, Neelix Tiny Wolf, Asher the Raven, Christina Senatis Teleporting, BRB. The Shanes are not organized enough for a war, but there is a growing number of us and it is concerning. Definitely not an android, seriously I'm not. The Wandering Welshman, Whatever Tabby, Carolyn Harper, Nikolai Tolkachev, Capo the Sartorius, Z3DT, Shy Sparrows, BLTN, The Kiwi Duckling, Dana Dana Bobena Fifi Fofena, Queen Aubrey and Drake, Drake May, May Lover, Tequila Mockingbird, Spweather Goose, Dameron the Space Goblin, Iso Pale, Exquisite Whimsy, I am Lord Zoltan, hear me roar, Pocket Ghost Max, Mags the Conqueror imposes economic sanctions on the N.B.

2:01:59Bethany's for the whole laser saw car incident. Wes and Heather wonder if Derek Adair will join. My cat's name is Beef.

2:02:31Mountain Hermit Bethany, 2 Polar Cat, Carl the Teller of Dad Jokes, Skylab's Multidimensional Multiphasic Intergalactic Quantum Cyberverse, Verde Sol, Galen Miller, Tess, Geriatric Youngun, Mystic Hippie, Unforkable, Local Marsh Hag, Daniel Nitz, Mavis Bacons, Pyro's Calling, Joe Suasion, The Wizard Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious, and introducing Recy Pontiff as the 36th Doctor. Too many Jans, says. Things are bad, but we're going to win. Pamela Roselle Tierra. Then Steena says, Thud Tweed, Enigmatic Catbird, Countess of Carbon, Slappy the Squirrel, Luminous Elk, Rhodian Caution, Love is for the Nierds, Taz Hernandez, Captain Crash and the Surviving Crew.

2:03:14It's just Tyson now. Casper needs all the hugs, but Joe needs an O2 tank. Quote says, Joe is the writer's room. Nasty Dog 74 needs crew for ship. Brown Coats, okay. Awkward Heretic, Devin7777, Troy Aker, Mandy Kane, Northerly Kay, Lost Bassan, you know, the moon prison outside the triad. Kim Sell, Silly Goose Honk Honk, Ad Matha, Astro Unit, Ghost Saberwolf, The Sleepy Mystic, Sarah Joy, Taters Precious, It's Just Steve, RuPaul Atreides, Mere Tender Creatures, Amanda Short, Chut, Brimble, Deidre, Mike Whiskey and Your Friend Frosty, Nosaguaro, Ben Bar, Stand Clear of the Closing Doors, Please.

2:03:55Beastly Death. Sven the Unlikely. Cognito Hazard Expunged. Ted Wassenasen. Vyrestria. Theosis the Theologian-ish. Why is my daughter so feral? Send help. Fernwood Gal. Nellie G. Twinkle Tots. Gemini Sky. Phantom's Moms. Callison. Hornswoglin Daniel Arthur. It's a... It's a Fucking Dog Rapture. King Humble. We'd Better Ask Dave. Wind Chimes for Safety. Cameron Winterborn Welsh. Fireball XL5. Mackenzie Duna. Alexica Habanera. Code Stranger, one bat-ty-bat, ha ha ha ha ha, Matt N., Alfie Revenurum, Momo Nakiki, Frelp, M. Lin, Feed My Fish, J.R.R. on SFP, Lahari, J. Spark, Lucid Harbor, Little Mirror Leopard Paws, Diet Knight, Mars Royalty, Take 20 Damage, Maisie's Bandstand, Kim Bob, Battle Pope and Bugaboo, Snorts Magortz, Fresh Squeezed, Patrick Holt, Atlas B, Hold It Now,

2:05:18Hit it! Thank you. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boom. Megan The Meg Young. Corey Morose. Russell Bunny. Max Savage. Jenny Wren. Apprehensive Craig. Tim Araneta. Bacon. Nicole Studioso. Rambo. Chaos Watcher. That Homeless Guy Who Saw the Diner Disappear from Rogers and Gave Up Booze. Stephanie Sturgis. Kirsten. Hurry Up and Wait. Sarah Farmer and Belladonna, First of Her Name. Criddle. Twilio. Heidelberti. Tom Webster. Rashmi Vinkatesh. McClump. Azana the Leathersmith. Salazar the Dough Mage. Hayward's finest, Garen Elizondo. To my little, you'll always be my good girl. You took a piece of my heart and left a paw print on my soul.

2:05:55Till we meet again. Sir Shitsalot strikes again, damn animal. Ashton James, Elspeth, Skyland, ALR, Sidewalk Jam, Tonka 2005, Cruisin' B. Anthony. Trick says WHERP! Tybalt the First, Allifrog, Trey the Turquoise Tortoise, Freya Titmittens, Courtney the Frogologist, Corey and Stephanie say hello, the Funtucky Wrangler, Scrim Brulee, yay Aaron, the Singing Loan, Zuzanna, Celeste Yos, I'm So Antigone Fun, I'm Ava's evil twin sister Bethany, Katie and Noah, Hendrix the Stink, The Amberglar, Boodles, Osvaldo Simeone, Ashley Chapel Peoples, Ryan Ortega, Barbarian Bloodbath, The Defenestration of Ted's, Corrine Sabrantha, Shadow Daddy, Rubius Fuzzlebutt, K-Mac, The Something Something Detective Agency, Haya Buddha, Eli the Electrician, Sunny D 'Anomaly, Charmaine, Kayon with Karma, Amanda Nock, The Wondrous Methasaphon, Hashtag Nissan Acura, Finnegan Robert, Jesse Foster, Samira, Flat Doug, Deary Darling, Ambient Drifting Man 80, Chris Hancock, Nicole 23, Gracefully Impaired, Tired Pirate Muffin, Steve King, Laura, Roman Ronan, John Pruitt, Camel Pope, Inshuldigan, Rebecca Trossel, So Good, Many Names, God There are.

2:07:08Chris from Tacoma, The Real Fairy Godmother, Sir Alphonse Suitperson, Knight of Hood's Pocket, Polished Poldrons, Pacing Pine Pats, Protecting Pocket from Sneaky Skullduggery, Mitzi Liu, Kelsey Holm, Still Casper's number one fan but now armed with a quantum spatula and ready to duel every Bethany in the multiverse with breakfast wisdom, Damian the Goddamn Time Lawyer, Matt Mosby, Saint Phu, Harry Fishnuts, Astronoweeb, Magno's The Civil Gnome. Welcome everybody, I'm Hydealon, and I'll be leading our Midnight Burger emotional support group. Starlight, David Pierini, Techno Ranger Rick, Joe's Weezlaff, Virgo Ares Infinity, Best Buds Danny and M, Charles Q.

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2:10:02No, you've got you've got you've got little devices now in your ear so you can talk to Philip on the roof I want to yell Sorry I apologize.

2:10:15Everybody just yell. For this episode, we're all yelling. Thank you. Great. As soon as you get up enough truth.

2:10:28Yes. Extra judicially. Honey, do you want to go back for anything? No, it's great. Does anybody want to yell anything? I sounded very Ava in the you called it a murder beast and then I I could enunciate more likely you called it a murder beast but you gotta spit a little bit or even you called it a murder beast you called it a murder beast I could do this literally all day. Peace and our time, fuckheads.

2:11:17That's honestly how I want to leave the room. I've decided to abandon science. I'm getting into... Oh my God, honey, I'm sorry. That's right, you're doing great. By honey, I meant Kareem. Oh, sweet.

2:11:37Please stop me if I ever make a moment where someone goes, no, like in a serious way. We'll see. We'll see. If it's leaf, I'm going to let Tom do it.

2:11:53Where was it? Around 43, 44. There was just there was a cat eating near me. I didn't want there to be little like residual munching sounds. I didn't want to kick the cat. So. Oh. We move back to Kronk's castle. Hey, tootah. Hey, tootah. Give him the atomic. Fuck. Give him the atomic elbow smash. Honey, when the murder beast is sleeping, can you please make him do honkshoe me me me me me me? Aw, it's like super cute. Yay, we have a pet murder beast. Who needs a pet cat for the diner? Yeah, it's adorbs. Yes, I will do honkshoe me me me me me me. Can you just give us one more kaprakja, like from your balls?

2:12:50Yes, I can. Got enough sounds? You got enough sounds for me? I got enough sounds. Can we just get a couple of like... Just me just sounding constipated for 30 minutes. Two or three. Do it. You want me to do it? Yeah. I'll do it. You know I will. Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, my God. That's great. Is it good? Oh, my God. I love you so much. Amazing. Fantastic.

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