Chapter 52: Old Friends

25:23He could have been talking about a vegetable spiralizer, but he was talking about this. Late that night, one of the zoologists got a little drunk and decided to lay into him and call him a murderer, made a whole scene. Danny just stood there while he got torn into by this lady and at the end of her diatribe against him he simply shrugged his shoulders and said, It's what I do.

25:59Maybe Danny just needed something else to do, Carl.

26:06Wish me luck.

26:14So, Jazinka, when you say this thing uses new energy, what do you mean by that? The weapon is powered by harvesting quantum vacuum fluctuations. You're... you're harvesting vacuum fluctuations? Yes. Jesus fucking Christ. Okay. Um, anyway, hey, have you ever wondered what else this technology can do? What else? Yeah. Jazinka? An expansion of applications? Yes. I was asked to create the weapon. Right. Jazinka, do you ever have ideas come to you in idle moments? Maybe you had a weird dream or somebody says something and it sends you down a rabbit hole? What is a rabbit hole? It's a place where new information leads you.

27:24You get curious and you find your mind going to a different place. I am presented with problems and I orchestrate their solutions. Right. Want to mess around? Please define mess around. What if I presented you with a problem and you came up with a solution? I am currently engaged. Sure, with the big gun. But what if the big gun was a dual-purpose device? You're proposing multiple applications. What if your weapon could also be something else? Please define the problem to solve. Oh, I don't know. The weapon can deliver energy. Can it also deliver information?

28:21Jazinka? Please define the data set. Oh, okay. Gee, I don't know. Let's start small. How about a simple audio recording? I can solve this problem. Oh, yeah? Yes. Great. May I have the organism? The Carl? May I have the Carl? Okay. Carl, you're up.

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29:47Dear? Yes, dear. Everything all right? Yes. Dear, I believe so. All right.

30:02You seem to be wandering a bit about the ship, dear.

30:13How are things, dear? Things? Any pressing matters at the moment? All continues apace. We've just disembarked a batch of the infirmed and are docked with the flagship. awaiting our next deployment. Any funny business afoot out there? Well, that's not the sort of thing I can check on from where I sit, but I don't observe anything out of sorts at the moment.

30:51Dear, I do believe I'm having a notion. Really? I believe so. Been a while, dear. It has. My notions have a propensity to begin in my knees, and as you know, dear, these knees are not my own. They are not. They are, in fact, knees of iron made in some sort of foundry. And yet, I am having a notion. Perhaps these new legs of yours are not unlike the legs of a foal. Awkward and stumbling at first, but once given the chance can break into a run. Indeed. Where's David? I'm unsure. David, may we have a word? Hey y 'all, what's up? David, what's the present state of your duties? My duties? My duties are complete.

31:57I was about to go have some dinner. What's going on?

32:03Effie? David, come on down to the ship. I'm having a notion. A what? A notion, David. I don't know what that means. David, Effie has, throughout our lives, had a bit of a notion now and then about things. You guys keep saying notion like it's going to suddenly become clear to me? David, I am getting dangerously close to repeating myself. Do I have to repeat myself? Okay. Jeez. I'll be right there. What's it to be, dear? Put some coal in the engine, dear. I believe we'll set out and follow my knees around for a bit. I'll get the pistons firing, dear.

33:01How do you think they're doing? They seem to be doing fine. How could they possibly be doing fine? I'm not doing fine. I can tell. Ava gets this look in her eyes when she's suddenly not bored anymore. Does she? Yeah. I don't want them stepping off this plane and making a call to the New York Times. They signed the NDAs. Yes, because nobody's broken an NDA before. I don't understand what you're worried about. I'm worried about my life's work, Casper. I've been building Imelda and Scott for my entire life. If it gets derailed because of this plan, I will be nonplussed, to say the least. Oh, you'll be nonplussed?

33:45So you're running a goofy errand for a minute. That's not going to suddenly get people to change their mind about utopia. Yes, it will. What are you talking about? There's a particular psychology around changing the world, Casper. How so? I want you to watch something. Okay. Take my phone. Look at that. This lion was kept in a cage all its life. We set it free. What happens next will shock you. Are you sure it's gonna shock me? Click it. Okay. Now, I want you to watch that lion. Look at the look on its face. The side of its cage opens and suddenly it sees a big, wide, beautiful world. What does it do?

34:29It cowers in the corner. Right. A better world is about six feet away, but it has no idea what a better world is. It has no idea there was even the possibility of endless grasslands and a big blue sky. And because it can't imagine that better world, that better world becomes terrifying. People are the same way. They'll look for any excuse they can to stick with the thing they know, even if the thing they know is killing them. I've almost got them at the edge of the cage, Casper. One wrong move, and they'll retreat back into the darkness. And if you don't believe me, keep in mind that the electric car was invented in 1884.

35:26You can actually find miniature models earlier than that. You can go back to... Casper! Sorry. So, I'm sure you can imagine if news broke that I was going on a top-secret mission to create a trans-dimensional motorboat, that people would be scared back into the corner of the cage. I understand.

35:52Turns out that video did shock me.

35:57Okay, I'll go check on them. Make sure they're going to be alright. Thank you. Hey, what was that thing you were talking to other me about? A gallery opening? David has a showing at a gallery in Baltimore. That's great. You're gonna go? Yes. I think that's great. How do you have a gallery showing when you're a street artist? I have no idea. Okay, I'm going. Hey, what did you say you named your company? I already did this with one Casper. I'm not doing it with another. Imelda and Scott. Yes. Your hamster. Yes. From when you were eight years old. Yes. Is the name of your international corporation.

36:31In the early days, investors felt more comfortable if I implied I had a partner. So you just put the name of your hamster in the company name? Yes. That's going to be amazing for historians. a hundred years from now. I am now done talking to you. Okay, okay. So, you're the motorboat? I'm the motor. We need the boat. It was a much simpler world just a few minutes ago. It was. I know how you feel. How? Well, I used to be a programmed robot. But then, something happened to me, and I had to spend several decades at the bottom of a river in Kentucky putting myself back together again. Sure. I have a question.

37:22Thank God. What are you doing here? Me? You can travel through space, time, and dimension, and you're just hanging out with us humans? Yeah. Why?

37:38Well, I pulled myself out of that river, and part of freeing my mind was knowing how powerful I was. But I didn't know what any of that meant. I had to figure that out. I had to figure out, I had to figure a lot of things out. And the first person I thought to talk to was Casper. Hey, guys, did you know that Philomena named her world-changing company after her hamster?

38:18This guy. Casper, I have a question. Okay. When you walked into Ava's office, you knew both of us. How did you know me? Oh, right. Yeah, I skipped that part. At a certain point, we ran into a time-traveling dimension-spanning movie theater, and you were there. I was there? Yeah, you and Polly Jean. Polly Jean. Polly Jean, wife of the dean? Yeah. What was she doing there? They were together. What? What? Yeah, they were secretly together, and then the dean found out, and that's how Marguerite lost her job. That's crazy. It's so, so crazy. Yeah. You guys actually got married at the diner. What?

39:17What? Are you reading Marguerite's mind right now? Yeah. So she... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Could I have a moment alone with my colleague, please? Sure. Sure. Can I get you guys anything? Could I have nine shots of vodka, please? Sure. It's so crazy how different these alternate realities are from our own, isn't it? I wonder if in one of these realities you actually tell me things. I was going to tell you. Uh-huh. And then I didn't do that. Correct.

40:08Married.

40:12So, while I'm reeling from the fact that you're sleeping with the Dean's wife, and you're reeling from the fact that you actually committed to a relationship, can we talk about the other thing? There's another thing? The big bounce theory? Oh, right. I guess I figured it out. You guess? Ava, I got a stack of notebooks on my kitchen table that I thought was mostly me riffing. But apparently I nailed it. You didn't think you might be on to something? Of course I didn't. I had little monsters doodled in the margins. I didn't think I was about to blow the doors off of astrophysics. What about you?

40:58What is this point of null entropy thing? A diner, apparently. Huh. Look at us. Eat our dust, Vera Rubin.

41:16So. So. Motorboat. Right. How do we do that? I've got some ideas. Oh, thank God.

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42:51Why the keyboard? I'm sure you could have invented a better way to communicate.

43:00The sound of the keys is comforting. In addition, speech holds too many variables. The meaning of a word can change with tone and inflection. I cannot understand it. With the keyboard, I cannot be misunderstood. I see. Jazinka, you said that this weapon is powered with new energy? Yes. By harvesting quantum vacuum fluctuations? Yes. Do you know what that is? Energy generated spontaneously in a void. Yes. Even in the widest voids in the universe, there's activity. Energy spontaneously bubbles up and dissipates again in the blink of an eye. That energy isn't supposed to be harvested, Jazinka. That energy is supposed to be allowed to return to nothing again.

43:56I don't know what happens if that new energy is unleashed into the universe. There might be serious ramifications. There is a relationship between the proposed targets and the given energy in the universe. It appears immune to influence. I theorized that new energy introduced into the universe would be an effective agent against the proposed targets. My theory was correct. There are some things that you just don't fuck with, Jazinka. If something can be made, there is a compulsion to make it. I understand that compulsion. You have asked me to add a data delivery subroutine to my weapon. I am now adding it.

44:42I am compelled to. I know. If a thing can be made, I am compelled to make this thing. Are you saying that there are things that should not be made? Yes, I am. How do you know which things should be made and which things shouldn't? You've made a very destructive weapon. Do you understand how that could be a bad thing? Destruction is everywhere. The weapon is only a small part of that. Why is the destruction created by the weapon different from the destruction that occurs due to other sources? Because you're choosing to make it. Choosing to make a destructive weapon is not the same as a solar flare wiping out your planet.

45:32But I make things. Make other things. When I am asked to make things, I must know if they can be made. I know. I understand this feeling, too. I get it. I become disturbed if I cannot know. I know. Where does this feeling come from? I don't know. The target you are trying to destroy. There are people who live there. Do you understand that you'll destroy them, too? They have been asked to leave. They're still there. Why will they not leave a place that is marked for destruction? Why won't you choose to not destroy it? To vacate the target is a simple choice. Can you understand what it's like for them?

46:35I cannot. Right. Empathy is not really your thing, is it?

46:49What is that? Jazinka? Target has been detected. Quadrant three. Shit. Beginning targeting sequence. Shit. How long does the targeting sequence take? Unclear. This will be the alpha test of the targeting procedure. Any chance it takes more than 12 hours? Unlikely. Shit.

48:00Okay. Okay. Here we are. There's nothing here. Where are we? Humboldt County. What are we doing here? We need somebody to design the motorboat, right? You're sure this is the guy? Well, you wanted an unconventional choice for an engineer. This is definitely the guy. Why have I never heard of him? You don't want a guy you've heard of. You want a guy you've never heard of. Do you have any idea how complex this project is going to be? You've got to trust me. He's the right guy. I don't like nature. I don't like leaving the plane. We like the plane. Trust me.

48:36Leaf? Leaf, are you out there? I know you saw the plane land, man. Come on. In his defense, this is exactly where I imagine Engineer is living. He's here. Just give him a minute. Leaf, you don't know me, but I swear to God you really want to talk to me. Come on, man. Okay, I'm going to go a little deeper into the woods. Do you need breadcrumbs? A ball of twine? I'm fine. I never knew my father, but I don't imagine he would go through this much trouble to get back to me. My dad would if it was an excuse to use the RV. I mean, since it's just us girls, he's got all sorts of reasons to get back there.

49:24Like what? I probably shouldn't say. Ava gets this look in her eyes when she's suddenly not bored anymore. He said that to me on the plane. Hello. What does that mean? You don't know what that means? No. Anybody want to help her out? You'll have to forgive her, Philomena. She doesn't yet understand human beings. Girl, me too. Especially the male ones. Neither do you, dude. They may not be my thing, but that doesn't mean I haven't left a trail of broken man-hearts behind me. You don't know what that means? when a man notices something like that about you? I've been focusing on other things. He hasn't.

50:07Did you guys have to use those crazy 90s in college? Oh, yeah. I remember those. We called ours Mick and Jagger. Ours was Dances with Burritos. What is it? You load your data into this huge machine, and you wait for hours to hear back if your numbers are all wrong. And you just wasted the last six months of your life. I mentioned this in passing on date number two with the other Casper. He somehow makes it to date number three, and he brings me a jigsaw puzzle. So I'll have something to do while I wait for my data to come back. That's not bad. Isn't that kind of creepy, though? It can be. It's a fine line.

50:48So you're saying... Oh, stand back. She's starting to get it. I'm uncomfortable. God damn it! Uh-oh. What happened? I should have brought breadcrumb. I should go check. Get me out of this. What the fuck, dude? I've been foamed. What happened? I was sprayed by some kind of foam, and it instantly hardened around me, and now I'm trapped in some sort of silicone chocolate sundae. I wonder who's responsible for this. Would you get me out of this, please? Hold still. What the fuck? You look like Grimace. What is this? Just another one of his goddamn things that he goddamn makes.

51:30There. Be free. It's all over my damn clothes. Leif. Leif, get out here, man. Come on. I've got more where that came from. Leif, no one knows that better than me. Come out here. Who are you? I'm Casper. We need your help. We have to make a motorboat.

51:51A what? Wow. That is an amazing beard. He really went full Nordic fisherman. Philomena Scott? Hi. What the fuck is going on? This will be fun to watch. Yeah, this was us 24 hours ago. I remember it like it was yesterday. Okay. Okay, let me explain.

52:15I'm really getting explaining everything again. Fatigue. How about you? Kind of. You want to just do the thing? Okay. One moment, Leith.

52:28Uh... She'll just be a second.

52:35Really nice up here, aside from the foam. How are the winners? Is there a lot of snow? Where the fuck did she go? Uh, y 'all, we should stand back. X is really swinging for the fences on this one. Swinging for the fences how?

52:58Holy shit! Oh my god. I did it. Whoa. Motherfucker. You did it! That was fun. Next time, Dodger Stadium. What the fuck is that? Leaf, this is the Nancy Sinatra. What is it? It's your ship.

53:24What?

53:28Fifteen men on a dead man's head Yo ho ho and a puddle of rum Drink and the devil has done for the rain Yo ho ho and a puddle of rum Yo ho ho and a puddle of rum There, right there Go through that gateway there Here I go, dear

53:54So? What are we doing? Just having a look-see. A look-see at what, Effie? Having a look-see. Okay. I was just thinking. There's a war on. Never mind that now. Never mind the war? David. Bit of patience, David. Uh-huh. This feels like the right track. Okay. See, the key to having patience is knowing what one is being patient for. I've got a feeling, is all. A feeling. Yes, David, a feeling. Okay, what does this feeling feel like, exactly? I got a feeling in my knees. In your knees? Yes. Your robotic knees? Oh dear. Well, they're the only knees I have at the moment, aren't they? Have you considered an oil can?

54:50Have you considered me tanning your backside? Anyone for a nice game of checkers? Is this how it usually works, Zebulon? Effie gets a feeling and everybody takes off in a spaceship? Generally speaking, that is how we comport ourselves, David. Okay. Well, this is a weird one, but it does get me out of orientation duty.

55:16Think we'll be back for karaoke tonight? I'm sure I don't know, David. You slayed Cotton-Eyed Joe the other night. I do like that Cotton-Eyed Joe. It's important to do things like that, you know? Really takes the edge off in a time of war. David, I do realize that sojourns such as these make me seem a few bristles short of a broom. But just as it's important to sing a song or two with one's compatriots, it's also important to listen to one's knees from time to time. Stepping out of our routines creates opportunities for the angels, David. Okay, fine. Let's follow some knees, y 'all. We have emerged.

56:03Yes, alright. Let's drop anchor right here, husband. Slowing to a crawl.

56:15What now? We're gonna set ourselves down and wait. Fantastic.

56:27Anyone want to play I Spy? David.

56:35There's no material in existence that can protect the human mind from the rigors of interdimensional travel. No, duh, dude. That's why we have to think about it in another way. What other way? It needs to make its own reality. Adaptive crystalline can do that if it's constructed correctly. I understand the concept, but there's no way to build that. This is going nowhere again. This is good. This feels like home. Casper, it's been three days. Why are humans so slow? Hey, you love this. You love humans. Do I? Yes. You love traveling naturally through the time stream. I don't know about that. You're tubing right now.

57:19You're in an inner tube, floating down a lazy river. I'm making hot dogs. You're in an inner tube. All we need is a tire swing and a 12-pack of natural light, and we're in business. Have you noticed how your attitude changes when you're around her? What are you talking about? It does. That's not true. You're a little fuzzier than you usually are. Fuzzier? Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm grilling hot dogs. I'm never happier than when I'm grilling hot dogs. You know this about me, by the way, because you can read my mind. I'm trying not to do that right now. I'm trying to keep us on a level playing field.

58:05A level playing field? Yeah. You just chrissangeled a spaceship into the forest. We're never going to be on a level playing field. But I'm trying. That's the important part. And so are the people inside the house. So just hang out in your inner tube for a while, okay? Okay. We're breaking for the night. Again? Again. Are you getting anywhere in there? We are. It doesn't sound like you're getting anywhere. I know it doesn't sound like it, but we are. You're just yelling at each other. This is how it works. Researchers pull one way, engineers pull the other. and the more they pull, the more they find a wide enough window of opportunity that they can both exist in.

58:47Leaf is trying to pull them from the world of the possible into the world of the probable. That's all. I don't think you know them the way that I do. And I don't think you know project management the way that I do. Because I am the successful international businesswoman and you are the guy making the hot dogs. How dare you. Give me a hot dog. Here. Thank you. I've got about a million text messages to return. I'll be on the plane. Hi, Mom. Hello, sweetie. She didn't have to add the last part about the hot dogs. That was out of bounds. I know everybody's frustrated, but I've never made a thing before, and I'm having fun making a thing.

59:29We have made exactly zero things so far. I know, but it's still fun. Good evening, ladies. Another day, another dollar. Who wants a hot dog? Yes, please. Do you have hot mustard yet? We do not have hot mustard yet. What kind of hot dog stand is this? You know what? The free kind. The out-of-the-kindness-of-my-heart kind of hot dog stand. Fine. Give me the hot dog. X, we've decided to have a girls' night on the plane. Are you coming? That sounds like fun. If Ava gets drunk enough, she'll do her James Chadwick impression. Who's that? He discovered the neutron. Most people do Christopher Walken, but whatever.

1:00:06Let's go. Okay. I'll be right there. Thanks, hot dog man. Please come again. We're always open. This will be fun. I haven't acted drunk since the yarg. Why is she acting weird toward me? Who? Ava? Yeah, these past few days she's been weird. It's a weird situation. I know that woman. There are no weird situations for her. It's just weird. You know. Weird.

1:00:34What did you do? What do you mean? You know what I mean. What did you do? Nothing. Now who's the mind reader? It's not a big deal. What's not a big deal, X? I may have mentioned something when we first got here about, you know, the fuzziness.

1:00:59Why are you 12 years old? I'm not the only one who noticed. Just the only one who said something out loud. Casper, I'm going to tell you the thing that I've probably told you a million times. What? Fucking relax!

1:01:16You ever get used to that? I'll let you know. Hot dog? Sure.

1:01:30Quite a week. Sure.

1:01:42A space pirate? Oh yes, oh yes, a pirate he. Huh. I finally had a look at that ship that is apparently mine. How's it look? Pretty impressive. Fusion drive that small with that much output? Did I build that? I don't think so. I think you told me that that was made on a planet called Trusk. Trusk? Yeah. You have built something like that, though. It was a dark matter engine. Dark matter? Yeah. You called it Uncle Rogue. Nice. Dark Matter. Dark Matter.

1:02:44There's a lot of stuff in there that... Who's Bert Bert? She's a friend of yours. She's from a planet called Segeus.

1:03:01She's blue. Blue. Yeah.

1:03:10That engine can't get me to another planet. There's a network of warp gates all over the place. Wow. Although those gates were built by a race called the Teds, and the Teds don't like it when Earthlings have breakthrough innovations. And they don't seem to have stopped Philomena, so... Maybe they're not out there in this universe. Huh. Who knows what's out there? Yeah.

1:03:46You know, Leaf, X is probably going to have to send that ship back to where she found it. There's another version of you out there that might need it someday. Yeah. That's fine. I already made notes.

1:04:04Hey, Leif. Don't build a spaceship and leave Earth. Okay? Why? Just don't. You're telling me not to do the coolest thing anyone has ever done? Yes. What a shitty thing to tell someone

1:04:32How'd you end up out here? I was born here You left though Why'd you come back?

1:04:40Mom passed away My dad finally made good on his threats And moved down to Paraguay Paraguay? I don't know He said global collapse was coming and he was going to write it out in Paraguay. Whatever. Anyway, all this land was here. And I was sick of making toys for rich assholes, so... I moved in. And it's just been you out here. Yeah. About ten years now. It's not so bad. Nobody messes with you.

1:05:21Leif, you're no good on your own, man. What do you mean? You are absolutely no good on your own. You get up to no good at all by yourself. That's not true. Leif, I haven't been inside that big workshop of yours over there, but I know for a fact that you've got several things in there that you should not, under any circumstances, be building. Right? They're for self-defense. No, they're not. I don't even know what they are, and I know they're not. How do you know? Leaf, do not build a spaceship and go to space. Or, if you do, build a really big one. One that can be full of people saying, hey, don't build that, dude.

1:06:18I know you know what I mean. You need people adding layers to your life, okay? You're Mick Fleetwood, okay? You need the full Fleetwood Mac experience. Fleetwood Mac hated each other. That was cocaine's fault.

1:06:40Layers. Layers. Layers. Yes, layers. Layers. Why are we still saying layers? Layers. Layers. Oh! You're doing the thing where you have an idea. Got it. What are you thinking? Layers. Go get the girls. I've got an idea. Now we're talking. Casper. Yeah.

1:07:05Am I happy? I mean, who's happy, man? You're better. Okay. Let's get you home.

1:07:38I have given this much thought, and I now feel that I must speak. As we all know, final judgment waits for us all in that heavenly realm. But we here in this realm of flesh and blood must do our utmost to strive towards a righteous and considered judgment of our peers while we all await the judgment of God. And while I am but a man, it falls to me this day to eke out but a fraction of our Lord's wisdom. Which is why, after much deliberation, I say unto you that the heinous murder was perpetrated by one curdle mustard in the dining hall with the candlestick.

1:08:43He's right. Fildern. That's three in a row. May his punishment be tempered with mercy. Zebulon, you missed your calling. I'm going to get you a magnifying glass and a funny hat. Well, now, David, tell me more about this hat. Yo. What is it, dear? Effie? Zebulon. Flip us around. One moment.

1:09:10There. Right there. Send us in that direction. Nice and slow-like. Very well, dear. Nice and slow. Effie, what's happening? Something's about to come a-knockin'.

1:09:37I'm not easily impressed. But this stuff is pretty impressive. Thank you. It just locks into place. This would take years in a conventional shop. And it's just a cocktail of irradiated silicates. I don't understand any of this, but I feel like my contributions were essential. Your cosmic radiation numbers were very important, Marguerite. Gee, thanks, boss. Congratulations, Marguerite. You're an engineer. Okay, don't tell Ava. Are you having flashbacks to the womb watching this? A little bit, yeah. You're going to have a Wonder Woman's airplane now. I can finally take the kids on a trip. Mount Rushmore, the Grand Canyon.

1:10:22Hey, you know that thing you're thinking about saying? Yeah. You should say it. Really? Yeah. It's not too weird? It's totally weird, but you should say it. Okay. Here we go.

1:10:49Hey! Hello. It's almost time for me to leave you. I hope we don't kill you. Me too. So, can we have a moment of radical honesty between the two of us? Oh, I bet this will be great. I would like to make a suggestion. I bet you would. There's a gallery opening in Baltimore. I think you should go. What? A gallery opening. Yeah, I heard you. What are you talking about? You should go. Art is important. Why? It's for Philomena's son. Philomena's a friend of yours now. You should go check it out. You know, be that supportive person. Uh-huh. Who else is going to be there? Many people, I'm sure. Anyone else of note that you would like to mention?

1:11:44Well, I don't know much about who's who in the art world. You're going to be there. I may be there. It's possible. I'm supportive. I support people. Are you trying to set me up with you? I don't think I would frame it in that exact way, I think. No, thank you. Baltimore's lovely. No, thank you. Utopia's coming. There's going to be a lot more art out there. You misrepresented yourself to me. I don't think that's true. There's a whole other side to your story that you were not telling me. Ava, there's not an etiquette book written that covers appropriate behavior for our specific situation. We do not have a situation.

1:12:33You know what I mean. Baltimore, you should think about it. Give me one reason to go that benefits me and not this other version of you. I think there is one very important thing that the two of you have in common. What? He also thinks that everything you say is amazing. And we are complete! Casper, come look! Okay, here we go. Let's see our... ship? What do you think? It's... It's a box. It is. It's a glass box. It's a cube. It's actually several complex layers of functionality. About 7 ,500 layers, as a matter of fact. All in the shape of a box. Cube. Correct. Why is it a box? What shape did you want it to be?

1:13:43You didn't think it was going to actually be a motorboat, did you? I like it. I'm literally just getting back into a box. Yes. Shouldn't this, I don't know, have wings or something? There's no reason for it to be aerodynamic. But it would make me feel better. Exactly. Zero reasons. So, X and I just get into this thing and then... That's the idea. What do you think? Whose idea was this? Yours. Right. Okay. Fuck it. Uh... Listen, everybody. I know that none of you know me at all, but it's been great seeing all of you again. Thank you all so much. Ava? Go get her, Tiger. Here we go. Okay. Phil, thank you.

1:14:53it's been illuminating okay okay this should be okay all right we're inside uh how does it work from here do i have to power it up Poor -

1:15:18Lift off! Cool. What a fucking week. Alright everyone, good work. Let's take about 48 hours off and come back strong on Monday. Alright? Um... What? What are you talking about? You all work for me now. We do? Oh, what was in that NDA? I don't know. Did she buy us? Maybe. What the hell are you talking about? We made a lot of breakthroughs this week, Leif. Time to put them to work. What are we doing? Colonizing the solar system. What? I call Europa. Ah, damn. We can share. Okay, let's go. Hey. Leif, come on. Hey! I'm nobody's employee. Suit yourself. More planets for us, I guess. Hey, you guys aren't going to Mars, are you?

1:16:08Mars sucks. Don't go to Mars. Babe, stop being a smart idiot. Fuck. Okay, give me five minutes. Two minutes.

1:16:34Jazinka? Jazinka, how can I convince you to not do this? I know how you feel, if that means anything. I can be... let's just call it obsessive. Nothing mattered to me except for the answers that I was looking for. I haven't cared about much else. I, um, I wouldn't admit this to anyone else, but I went to Denmark and came all the way back here in search of answers when maybe I should have, I don't know, maybe I should have looked for something else. Again, I'll only admit this to you, but I think, I think there may be more than one important thing in my life. And maybe I'm not as single-minded as I thought.

1:17:39One of those important things is the thing you're trying to destroy right now. How do I make you stop? How do I tell you that there's more to the universe than our obsessions?

1:17:55That doesn't sound good. What's happening? Tazinka? Target confusion. What? The signal is being detected in two distinct locations. Two locations? They are on opposite sides of the target environment. Two diners? Yes. Somebody's back. Jazinka, it's impossible for there to be two diners. The signal is unique. Correct. Therefore, it must be a flaw in your targeting matrix. This appears to be true. I think the only thing you can do is start from scratch to identify the problem. There may be a fundamental flaw in your calculations.

1:18:59I fear you are correct. It's a shame. You were almost there. I will archive this matrix and begin a new file. I think that's the most responsible thing. Hey, before you do, how about we try out my little side project? Side project? You were saying you could deliver an audio recording on the back of the energy cascade? Yes. Perhaps then this work session will not be devoid of progress. Yes. Consolation prize. I will prime the weapon. Please proceed to the data inputs to create audio file. Okay.

1:19:51Begin speaking now.

1:19:57Is this thing on? Kazi, listen closely. It's all bullshit.

1:20:25We did it. Did we do it? I think so. Why are we floating in space? I wasn't sure where to go. Okay. I mean, I guess I'm not either. Whoa, whoa. No gravity. No gravity in the cube. Yeah, I think they may have forgotten about that. How do you forget about gravity? It is kind of important. How are you standing? I don't know. Well, this is fucking great. I've got to travel around like a cork in a damn ocean. Grab onto something. It's a cube. What was that? What is that light? It's a ship. Shit, are we being abducted? I hope not, for their sake. You know, when you finally got back, I didn't think you'd be wrapped up in a fun little present.

1:21:06David! Casper, what on earth are you doing floating around in that square? Hey! Hey, you guys! Well, I'll be. Hello there, darling. Well, this is making much more sense. Was it you that drug him all the way back here? It was. Hi, David. Hi. Who are you? You didn't tell David about me? Can we deal with that later, please? I am upside down. Stay where you are, y 'all. I'll bring that odd craft of yours inside our own. Well, I'll just be floating here. I can't wait to hear this story. David. I'm back. Took you long enough, Dad. I know! Oh, hello there, Casper. Welcome back. We have much to discuss.

1:21:58Oh, fucking great.

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1:51:16Steamwave, my friend the rhino says be nice. Hoop challenge. Mean. Me? Me?

1:51:56I want Finley to say my name. Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself then.

1:52:28I hope something good happens to you today. Yes, you.

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1:59:16sign my shovel. Kay the Flying Penguin honks at the horde of Bethany's encroaching on their nest. Honestly, this is getting absurd. Truck Stop Sandwich, Indigo Escargot, Love My Captain, Joe Malma, Wandering Biscuit, Castriff, Aims Affection for Internet Protection, Retro MG, NightScript, Widget the World Watcher wearing a waistcoat and wig. This Lana is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Uhtred and Rose's Viking Void Vitals, fueling the intergalactic fight against fascism. Yeah, not sure what I'm doing. River Brown, Senior Deuce, Warped Rider, Tim Nacy, Ruben Clamso, Turwin, Morgan Brockman, Sylvie, Friendly Neighborhood Fire Protection Engineer, Skull Bulb, Dustin Watson, Betty White 813, Randy Supreme and Queen Lancaster, Bolivar Shagnasty, The One True Cheap Con, Starscribe, Lucian Thunderstruck, Hohohoom Mamama, Glorbnar 7, now granting refugee status to victims fleeing the Bethany Wars.

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2:00:56The Stone Fox, Sylvia, Pepitos, Slap Power, Henry the Goose, Jennifer Baumer, Ninja Grim Reaper, Miles Nelson, I am a bomb till I think of something else to do, Brrrrit Words, Hotshot Huntley, Momo's Mama, Space Mormon Says What? Ivy Paisley, Toast, Sue Watts, Myrtle, Caitlyn, Leader of the Unicorn Revolution, Transdimensional Delivery Man, delivering pipe across the multiverse, apparently. Matlock, Lord of the 13th Sea, Mr. Trigvie, The Fourth Era, Printing with Cats, Khaleesi Del Mar, Von Vega, Dixie Dinah, 7 ,000 Possums, KBS 1017, Silas Vex, Sarah Jack Sparrow's Space Pony, Re-Vibe, Debbie E, Emma, Mr.

2:01:39and Mrs. Owo, Dusty Ventures, and his pilot Uzi Drifting Through Space, Ronnie Porter, Gloria's Line Cook, Eagle Rock Lobster, The Gabbiest Painter and Her Bird of Fire. Painted Oni, Q-Del, Pharrell, Emily with Two E's, Spaceman Nathan, Ramsey's Niblick the Third, Kerplunk, Kerplunk, Whoops, Where's My Thribble? Jackie Wavelet, Yayoi Gagarin, A Gremlin with the Munchies, Michelle Scaracchio, Genuine Jacob, Space Rooster Randy, Leopard Donut, Poofy Thang, Mellow Nuggets, Keychain Crap, Matt Matt Sharkman, SteeLo, Bumbling Lilybee, Buffy's Daughter. A quick pause so Joe can sip from his tiny teacup.

2:02:15Hey guys, remember that time three years ago that I had a small teacup?

2:02:45Ava's Cigarette Ash, Hugh Biftit, A-Zeus, Anaphylaxis, Scav with Comtax, The Shape-Shifting Sad Girl and Her Girlfriend Say, Joe, You've Done It Again, Pipli Skin in the Pippi Pond, Sarah Nicole, The Kells Fights with the Bethanies, Angry Leafs Lasersaw, Magnus Aerochill, Amy Perry, Christopher Kai, Source Decay, Descendant of the Sweather Catfish Whisperer, Vagabond Mary, Randy's Amigo, Bold Mouse, Katie Mermaid and the Delinquent Duo, Nauman, Nicole,

2:03:34In the mysterious AZHQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of mics, a jumble of Jameses, a trifecta of Tonys, one of whom still wants to be Leif, but sadly, no Bethany's. Rowan, Vady of the Black and Herald of the Stars. Arianne Can't Manage Normal. Ryan Burnett, The Joyful Nihilist. Dr. Dr. B. Zoprez and the Bumble Army, Growing Into My Farm Boots. Super Beth Becomes an RN, Alongside My Bootstop Farm Friend. Geneva Boss, Arkansan Not Ark and Sawyer, Brothers of the Cosign. Uncivil Gnomes, The Rat Queen Evelyn. Great Lunch Conversation. Captain Scott, Letty Lou. He was a shifty one, that Nick Howard.

2:04:11Kinger was here. Bobby Ray Winland Jr. Bebop Be Dabba Doo Wop. Warped Echoes. Slabs McTerps. Big Brother House. This is Lord Robert O. Tardis. You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear. Jeremiah Franco. Justin. The Nick of Time. Gothic Rainbow. So We Made It. Cody McClure. McHadley. Eternal Companion. Maxine Lazalt. Jingolos. Eris. Goddess of Nobody. Hazmatilda. Ditsy Bay. Just Your Average Reese. Kyle Church. I Am A Lafe On The Wind. Static Ego. Lolly. Evan M. Dobson. Dave B. Nobby, your friendly neighborhood pathologist, going to be lit, Captain Emerald L, Wayne Hall, Danny Mars, externally screaming, but Bethany, I made biscuits, Scebo and Fuzzle McBumpernitz, Neelix Tiny Wolf, Asher the Raven, Christina Senat is teleporting, BRB.

2:04:59The Shanes are not organized enough for a war, but there is a growing number of us and it is concerning. Definitely not an android, seriously, I'm not. The Wandering Welshman, whatever tabby, Carolyn Harper, Nikolai Tolkachev, Capo the Sartorius, Z3DT, Shy Sparrows, BLTN, The Kiwi Duckling, Dana Dana Bobena, Fifi Fofena, Monsters Almanac's Biggest Fan, Aubrey and Her Dad, Tequila Mockingbird, Spweathergoose, Dameron the Space Goblin, I So Pale, Exquisite Whimsy, I Am Lord Zoltan, Hear Me Roar, Pocket Ghost Max, Mags the Conqueror imposes economic sanctions on the NB Bethany's for the whole laser saw car incident.

2:05:37Wes and Heather wonder if Derek Adair will join. My cat's name is Beef. Katie Kate, get your colonoscopy. Victor Casados, Emily Schmemely, work for Melvis. Boho go bye bye for Jojo Pogo, that's a no-go, bro. Cody Monster, Collided Mind, Miss Nixie, Baby Baton Lee, Charlie Rudel, Kyle Perino, AK, Sid the Sloth on a Bike, Priya Gandhi, The Wandering Mermaid would like you to know that the little mermaid and the creature from the Black Lagoon are the same exact story. Lil Stevie Pie, Green Mountain Hermit Bethany, This is 2 Polar Cat, broadcasting on the Undersignal, Carl, the Teller of Dad Jokes, Skylab's Multidimensional Multiphasic Intergalactic Quantum Cyberverse, Verde Soul, Galen Miller, Tess, Geriatric Youngun, Mystic Hippie, Unforkable, Local Marsh Hag, Daniel Nitz, Mavis Bacons, Pyro's Calling, Joe Suasion, The Wizard Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious, and introducing Recy Pontiff as the 38th Doctor.

2:06:34Too many Jans, says. Things are bad, but we're going to win. Pamela Roselle Tierra. Then Steena says, Thud Tweed, Enigmatic Catbird, Countess of Carbon. Slappy the Squirrel, Luminous Elk, Rodian Caution, Love is for the Njerds. Taz Hernandez, Captain Crash and the Surviving Crew. It's just Tyson now. Casper needs all the hugs, but Joe needs an O2 tank. Quote says, Joe is the writer's room. Nasty Dog 74 needs crew for ship. Brown Coats, okay. Awkward Heretic, Devin7777, Troy Aker, Mandy Kane, Northerly Kay, Lost Bassan, you know, the moon prison outside the triad. Kim Sell, Silly Goose Honk Honk, Ad Matha, Astro Unit, Ghost Saberwolf, The Sleepy Mystic, Sarah Joy, Taters Precious, It's Just Steve, RuPaul Atreides, Mere Tender Creatures, Amanda Short, Chut, Brimble, Deidre, Mike Whiskey and Your Friend Frosty, Nosaguaro, Ben Bar, Stand clear of the closing doors, please.

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2:08:27Hit it! Had it, had it, hot it, hud it. Bradley Ashby, Peter, William Dyer, Vicky Hebert, Brad Meneer, Jane, Hannah Dale, Crystal Delightful, Gruntled, Killshot Betty and her Steel-Eyed Bo, Jackie Lowey, The Little Pigeon, Quentin Elizabeth Jones, Lily the Planetary Brain, Crazed Bear, Dr. Lattice Trash Angel is living in the walls cause they bought a house and have walls now. Crafty Lizard B. Quilton, Noble Barrel, Yes My Brain is Weird, Thank You, Bippity Boppity Boom Megan The Meg Young Corey Morose Russell Bunny Max Savage Jenny Wren Apprehensive Craig Tim Araneta Bacon Nicole Studioso Rambo Chaos Watcher Jeremy Baramy Stephanie Sturgis Kirsten Hurry Up and Wait Sarah Farmer and Belladonna First of Her Name Criddle Twilio Heidelberti Tom Webster Rashmi Vinkatesh McClump Azana The Leathersmith Salazar The Dough Mage Hayward's Finest Garen Elizondo To My Little You'll always be my good girl.

2:09:26You took a piece of my heart and left a paw print on my soul. Till we meet again. Sir Shitsalot strikes again, damn animal. Ashton James, Elspeth, Skyland, ALR, Sidewalk Jam, Tonka 2005, Cruisin' B. Anthony. Trick says WHERP! Tibald I, Allifrog, Trey the Turquoise Tortoise, Freya Titmittens, Courtney the Frogologist, Corey and Stephanie say hello, the Funtucky Wrangler, Scrim Brulee, yay Aaron, the Singing Loan, Zuzana, Celeste Yos, I'm So Antigone Fun, I'm Ava's evil twin sister Bethany, Katie and Noah, Hendrix the Stink, The Ambergler, Boodles, Osvaldo Simeone, Ashley Chapel Peoples, Ryan Ortega, Barbarian Bloodbath, The Defenestration of Ted's, Corrine Sabrantha, Shadow Daddy, Rubius Fuzzlebutt, K-Mac, The Something Something Detective Agency, Hayabuda, Eli the Electrician, Sunny D 'Anomaly, Charmaine, K-On with Karma, The Wondrous Methazephan, Hashtag Nissan Acura, Finnegan Robert, Jesse Foster, Samira, Mother of Cats, Flat Doug, Deary Darling, Ambient Drifting Man 80, Chris Hancock, Nicole 23, Gracefully Impaired, Tired Pirate Muffin, Steve King Loves Kathy, Laura, Roman Ronan, John Pruitt, Camel Pope, Philomena, Rebecca Trossel, Igpe Adenlay, Chris from Tacoma, the real fairy godmother, Sir Alphonse Suitperson, Knight of Hood's Pocket, polished pauldrons, pacing pine paths, protecting pocket from sneaky skullduggery, Mitzi Liu, Kelsey Holm, still Casper's number one fan but now armed with a quantum spatula and ready to duel every Bethany in the multiverse with breakfast wisdom, Damian the goddamn Time Lawyer, Matt Mosby, Saint Foo, Harry Fishnuts, Astronoweeb, Magnos the Civil Gnome.

2:11:08Welcome, everybody. I'm Hydelon, and I'll be leading our Midnight Burger emotional support group. Starlight, David Pierini, Techno Ranger Rick, Joe's Weaslaf, Virgo Ares Infinity, Best Buds Danny and M, Charles Q. Choi, A Bug Named Nat, CC Ryder, Hunter B, Rudra, Death the Kid, Big Whiskey, All Cockinator, Ron Was Here, Magic Pony, Robert Oliveri, Often Wrong Dan, Jess Gioia, Killer Odd. Dr. Puntkusher Esquire officially opens Closet Baby Cat Speedway for the season.

2:12:04What? Amelia Lucero et al. Fear Now Doesn't Polish the Shiny Melon. Blargo, Blargo, Blargo. The Jazz Man. Tonight at 11.

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2:13:12Uh, attention, Dread Pirate Fred, Fred Burger, we have run out of languages. Please contact our office. What the Chuck, Sonu Nisuno, Ben and Jessica, Todd Van Voorhis, Nea DeRusso, Peachy Zatoichi, Ingi the Grack, and Azula the Brave and their ever-faithful squire Grabthar. Jen Extraneous, Dancing Dog Dreams, Trinket Coralie, and Existentially Exhausted Bean. Well, it's my mom emailing us about Brigadoon at the Pasadena Playhouse, honey. Brigadoon. Brigadoon. At the Pasadena Place. It'll be thick and great. I don't recall I don't know I don't know exactly what vocal fry means honestly it's like oh my god what's that okay I don't remember that part it's like influencer voice oh shit right okay see this is the one I should have checked in on do you like a moment Let me just reread this for a second.

2:14:20This is my favorite. So it's in moments like these. It's in moments like these when I'm reading the script and I imagine what it would be like to be Effie, to have the husband, Zebulon, be this way about board games, like always be this way about games, and how it drives her fucking crazy.

2:14:48He's really like, it's like inherit the wind in this moment for him. You know what I mean? He's taking it seriously. It is a man's life. It's also tough because we've been watching so much Poirot. And there's a whiff of David Suchet's Poirot about this. Just a little bit. So I got to not cross these. I believe in you, Zabulon. All right.

2:15:18So it's a terrible word and I'm so sorry I put it in there. I'm so sorry. Simulacrums. Simulacrums. He could have been talking about a vegetable spiral. Lyser.

2:15:33Vegetable. Vegetable spiral lyser.

2:15:39Vegetable spiral laser. Lyser. and she's getting feelings.

2:15:49In season five. Oh no. She cares about people. What?

2:15:59Oh, fucking great.

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