Welcome to the Horizon 2.2: The People in your Neighborhood

29:11Word gets around. Yeah, I guess so. How are you feeling? I've been better. I hope so. What's up with the bicycles? One's for you. What? Let's take a ride. A ride? Yeah. Best way to see the town.

29:48Where are you from, Trinket? From? I'm from here. I mean, well, not here. I'm from Hood's Pocket. I was born here. Uh-huh. What? Your eyes are yellow. Oh, right. Shit. I keep forgetting, you know? Like, sorry, I bet it's a little creepy, huh? It's fine. Hey, I bet you know what Space Foot is, don't you? Space Foot? Sure. I know what that is. Well, I drank a whole bottle of it, and after about two weeks, my eyes started looking like this. I'm sorry. A bottle? Yeah, I hear that's a lot. That's a lifetime supply for a whole town. I hear that too. That didn't kill you? I'm standing right here. And you're asking me to take a bike ride?

30:53I am. For fun? Well, not exactly. We're going to do the rounds. Do you deliver the mail or something? No, the people of Hood's Pocket got a little news this morning and they heard a story about a guy named Leif who has just told us that we're never going home again. So I'm sure you can imagine how that might make a few of us feel. So we're going to check in on them. I imagine they might want to get to know you. I can't see how that's possible. Well, wouldn't you want to talk to you? Listen, I've had a pretty rough 24 hours. Leif, I get the feeling that you've come a very long way and that you've got a lot to do.

31:57But right now, I think you need to forget all of that and come ride a bicycle. I can't remember the last time I rode a bicycle. Well, don't worry. It's just like riding a bicycle. Come on. Okay.

32:28You're doing great! Thanks. So, tell me about this place. Raxprime? Yeah, tell me something. Okay. A long time ago, it was ruled by a warlord named Bug Bug. That's a fun name. He was not a fun guy. Extravagant, though. You had a ship the size of a moon, like a Death Star. What's a Death Star? Star Wars? Oh, I've never seen it. Seriously? No, I grew up here, and then when I wasn't here, I was in a caravan in the Renaissance Fair. For real? I mean, look at me. Is it that surprising? I guess not. So, Bug Bug was the ruler of this place. He was just a raider at first. This was his hideout. These mountains are called Bug Bug's Teeth.

33:34They all have a particular blend of metal fibers that deflect sensors. It's a good hideout. He ended up the way most of those guys ended up. And then the city got taken over by Killjoy and Love Bug, his two lieutenants. Then the whole place descended into chaos. Nowadays, it's a bunch of gang factions. Kind of weird to be taking a leisurely bike ride through one of the most dangerous places in the Triad. You think that's weird? Just wait until we get to the secret military base. The what?

34:33General note, everyone. I have no problem with the forklift being nicknamed Russell Bunny, and I'm willing to tolerate the makeshift ears it's now wearing. But in your official reports, please just call it the forklift. Thank you. Hey, Celeste. Hello, Trinket. To what do I owe the pleasure? Oh, hello. Celeste, this is Leif. So this is Leif. Hi. Welcome. What happened here? Used to be a top secret location. Now it looks like a Home Depot. Those look like meteor craters. They are. What happened? Well, right before we started traveling, we were all almost killed by space rocks. Some of us fared better than others.

35:17Wild. Listening station, right? Uh, yes. How did you know that? Project Octopus? Yes, it's under Project Octopus. How did you know that? I had a few government contracts when I was younger, so I had code word clearance for a while, and, uh... Well, that was a mistake on their part. I see. So what were you scanning for? Seems like an odd place for a listening station. Okay, let's back up for a minute. Right. Sure. I think a lot of my people were hoping there was at least a chance they could see home again. I won't say there's no chance of that happening. Okay. I'm just saying the chances of that happening are so small that it can't be expressed in standard integers.

36:05I was just trying to have a career in the military. Join the army. See the world, right? That's the Navy. Well, you're really showing them up right now. I'm getting the sense maybe this isn't the time for jokes Leif, this listening station doesn't have a tower Not because it got knocked down by a meteor It never did The entire array is pointed at the mountain We were put here because we were tasked with finding out if there was anything strange about this mountain Guess what? Okay, well, first of all, mission accomplished We are now without a mission and without home Any insight as to what we're supposed to do now?

36:48Sergeant, if it's any condolence, I just got kicked out of the only place I've ever called home. Be grateful for what you've got.

37:08So, I'm getting the sense that even though this is not my fault, People are going to blame me for their situation. Yeah, that's probably true. Try not to take it too personally. This is actually kind of nice. Right? You're carrying a lot of stuff around, Leif. Like I said, it's been a pretty rough 24 hours. I know. Your body was mangled. You lost a lot of people And, well, there are some other things, too Some things you're not ready to talk about yet So you're the town's psychic, is that it? It's such a cliche, right? I mean, it wasn't before Before, I was just, you know, one of those weird ladies with a weird little store But the spacefoot didn't just turn my eyes yellow.

38:14It shifted my perception. Right now we're going to see Steve. Steve is in a place called the Glade of Wishes right now. How do I know that? No idea. That doesn't surprise me. Pardon the assumption, but I'm going to assume you've got some experience with hallucinogens. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know how everyone's different after they trip for the first time? Like they see the world a little differently? Absolutely! Well, Space Foot is the same way. Even when people take an appropriate dose, they're just a little different after they do. Someone taking a dose big enough for hundreds of people? No telling what that does.

39:01Eldon tells me that it's still alive? Yeah. The passenger. It'll be in there forever. Why don't I have mushrooms coming out of my ears? One of the reasons why it's so valuable is because it grows so slow. The batch you drank probably took a couple hundred years to grow. And Verge used to smuggle it. Yeah. You didn't like that. Spacefoot's the most dangerous game out there. People will do anything to get their hands on it. I wasn't a fan. You really cared about each other.

39:46I didn't know how to care about people back then. Well, who did when they were young? I bet you did. No, you're talking to a former goth girl. Oh, yeah? I saw Dead Can Dance live three times in one summer. Wow. Empathy isn't a quality, it's a skill. You have to work on it. You've been working on it. Sometimes.

40:30Steve? Yo. How are you doing? Oh, I'm doing all right, I guess. This is Leif. Oh, yeah? This the guy? This is the guy. Hey, how's it going? Okay. How about you? You know, I like to come out here and think sometimes. You know, kind of big news this morning. So, here I am. Well, take your time with it. It's a lot. I don't know. I mean, I've been sitting here thinking about all the people I'm never going to see again. Every year, going down to the Oregon Country Fair and seeing old friends. Mama Mander and B-Roz, Slunt Master Jay. I'm never going to see them again. I've been trying to decide how I feel about all that.

41:34Is that going to do a number on me? Am I going to feel adrift? Am I going to get lost in the sauce? After thinking about it, I'm thinking... No, I'm good. Okay, Steve. Hey, can I see the arm? Uh, sure.

42:01Is it glowing a little bit? A little. I don't really know how it works. Foot two, right? Really impressive rumor mill around here. You can thank June for that. Can I see the foot two? Steve. Some other time. No big deal. Hey, how you fixed for weed, man? Steve. I would absolutely love some. Fantastic. Hey, it's great stuff, okay? My supplier, he gets it from this guy in Humboldt named The Big Moose. He is an artist. You're kidding me. What? Moose is still alive? You know him? I built his drying system. How is he not dead? I've heard stories about him. Apparently he's weed strong. That guy's going to outlive everybody.

42:51That's crazy. Hey, look at that. out here in another galaxy and still small world. Yeah. Anyway, welcome to Hood's Pocket Life. Thanks.

43:11This place is almost too adorable. Yeah, it's nice. I just met the town drug dealer and it was like meeting Barney Fife. I mean, it's always been like that. Shit, turn off here. What?

43:30What's up? I was hoping to avoid these guys. Who are they? Outside Raxias, there's an encampment of mercenaries run by a guy named Slabs McTerps. Total scumbags. That's a group of them outside that sporting goods store. Not so adorable. What do you think they're up to? They're never up to anything good. Let's go skiing.

43:59Looks like they're gonna try skiing. Here's hoping they break their legs. Come on, we can avoid these guys. Turn down the street. Okay.

44:13How many times have you been here? I don't know. Raxias is like the Paris of scumbags. And you used to be a scumbag. Yeah. Turn left here. Where are we going? We're going to go see Flat Doug. Flat? We're trying to not call him that anymore, though. So just call him Doug. Okay. Flat? He got hit by a snowplow. Whoa. Twice. Twice? Yeah. Is he okay? Strangely, yes. But he's been having a rough time lately. He's been taking care of his dad for a long time. And at our last stop, his dad passed away. Really? Yeah. Huh. What?

45:11Uh, the place that I come from, the diner? That doesn't happen. What do you mean? Time kind of stops. Stops? Yeah. When I first found it, there was only one guy working there, Casper. Found out later he had been there for over a hundred years. Well, that's definitely not what happens here. That sounds unnatural. Was he okay? What's okay look like? I guess that's a good point. There he is. Hey, Doug. Oh, um, hello there, Trinket. How are you? Oh, I'm, I'm fine. Doug, I want you to meet Leif. Um, hello. You heard about Leif this morning. Leif and I were just checking in with people, seeing how they're doing.

46:04Oh, uh, okay. Um, I am fine. Good. What's up with the pine cones? Oh, what? I'm sorry. You have an armful of pine cones. Uh-huh. Yes, I, yes, yes, I do. Yes. Okay. So what's going on, Doug? Oh, no, no. I was just doing some gardening, as I do now. Uh-huh, okay.

46:45some gardening? Yes. Doug just started gardening. Great.

46:59I am, of course, very excited to hear about how Doug's gardening has been going. Oh, no, it's going well. I'm sure I will be able to talk about it soon.

47:22Great. Dude, what the hell's going on in your backyard? Oh, well, no, I just, I planted the acorn squash. I'm going back there. No, please wait. No, don't. It's very skittish. I think you should probably just please stay out here. Doug. Do you know what a hazmatilda is? I do not. It's a giant flying rodent, Doug. It descends on you in the darkness and eats your liver. Oh, God. Okay? Well, no, that isn't what's back there. I know. But we should probably check to see if it's something of the liver-eating variety, don't you think? Um, Doug, I think it's time. Okay.

48:09Everybody stay behind me, okay?

48:28Oh. Okay. Well, hello. So, is it okay? It's fine. What the fuck is this thing called again? Do you have your phone? Oh, yes. Hey, Eldon. What? What's the name of that huge salamander thing on this planet? An ashlysaus? Yeah. Doug has one in his backyard. Oh. All right. Enjoy. So, I've been trying to get it to eat something, and I heard the mungo eats pine cones, so I was going to try some of those. Mungo? It eats moss, semi-aquatic plants, things like that. Hello there. What a beautiful person you are Well, I don't have any of that There's a mongo here? It really needs to be in a river, Doug I'm not sure how it got into your backyard How the fuck did a mongo get here?

49:19How do mongos get anywhere, Leif? Try and keep up This guy's really rare, isn't he? Yes, they're a delicacy in some circles They're nearly extinct A what? A delicacy? Yes, I'm afraid so Well, that's terrible It's a hard life out there for delicious things No, then it should stay here Doug, your backyard is not an ideal environment for this creature. Well, no, but neither, I mean, is an oven. Doug, I don't know what to tell you. Eventually it's going to die there. No, it's here. So it wants to be here, and if it wants to be here, it's going to just be here. It should be alive. Things should be alive.

49:55Doug. Hey, you know what? We just need to build a pond. A what? A pond? Can you do that? Yeah. We just need to bury a kiddie pool or maybe some plastic sheeting. Pipe down to the water table, cycle some water through. I'm not sure what to do about food, but maybe Trinket can use her magical powers to command Moss to do her bidding. Who knows? I've never tried. Should be fine.

50:26Yeah, okay, yeah. I mean, it looks like I'm going to be here for a minute. Good to have a project, right? That sounds very nice, Leif. Is there a hardware store in town? Yeah. Yeah, I can take you there. Okay. Tomorrow morning? I did. Thank you.

50:54What? It's a pretty big black cloud, Leif. What is? It's been a pretty big 24 hours. I get it. But there's something kind of following you around. You know what I mean? Everybody's got baggage. It's bigger than baggage. Do you want to talk about it?

51:23I'm going to build this guy a pond. Yes, that's very nice of you. Stuff like that. Being around other people reminds me that... that other people exist. Okay.

51:50I was alone for a while before I came here.

51:59We don't have to talk about it right now Okay Feel like having a beer? Yeah That sounds alright

52:18No one may tell me when I am drunk too much I am Snortsma... Snorts! Yeah, I mean, this fucking guy. I am the axe of the Green Army. Snorts. How dare you tell me I cannot have another Marga... Margaret... beverage. Snorts! Ah, another comes to try and command Snortsma Gorts. Do you wish to taste my axe favorably? Give me the fucking axe. Give it to me! That's my axe! Ow, ow, that is my ear. Time to go. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Get the fuck out of here! How dare you! I'm keeping your axe. Give me my axe. Do you want your axe? Give me my axe! Snorts, I don't know what kind of world you live in, but we have rules here at Earthland.

53:13Do you understand me? May I have my axe? Please? Good. That was great. Now, are you going to follow the rules?

53:29Yes. Uh-huh. So when someone says you can't have another margarita, what does that mean? It means I cannot have another margarita. Good. That's right, Snorts. Okay, now, take your axe and get the fuck out of here. Please. It's just that... What? I have been drinking. I should not pilot my vehicle. Oh, fuck me. Okay. Jesus Christ. Uh, hey. Can someone give Snortz a ride home to his cave or fucking whatever?

54:21What about that one there? The purple guy? Yeah. Where's he from? Gubrius. Okay. What goes on there? Are you ready to hear some ridiculous bullshit about the triad? Yes. Remember back in the 80s when you could go into a mall and buy those off-the-shoulder sweaters that had Japanese lettering on them? Sure. And the translation was gibberish. It didn't mean anything. The important part was just the aesthetics of the Japanese lettering. Right. It's the same way with Earth culture out here. People adopt it, but they don't even know what it means, or they misunderstand it. So, Gubrius is a theocracy, right?

54:59The whole planet is led by a spiritual leader, and they're really into Earth stuff there. So this spiritual leader, the guy that leads the whole planet, Hank the Wonder Llama. What? They took it from the Buddhists Buddhists have llamas But then they spell it wrong They spell it with two L's Like the animal So what it sounds like to an earthling Is that Gubrius is led by a friggin' Peruvian llama named Hank That's amazing I wish they were all that funny It's been hard to get our base set back up We've got limited resources and no support. But as MacArthur once said, age wrinkles the body, quitting wrinkles the soul.

55:51I like this MacArthur. He seems like a very wise man. We also have a saying in our ranks. Your unfinished deeds fuel the fires of Gilox.

56:06It doesn't translate very well, but you understand. Sure. I have also faced a challenge like this. Our armies were stranded on the moon of Azana. The enemy was all around, and our rations were depleted. Our only course of action was to eat the dreaded goo worm of Azana, a disgusting creature. But I said to my men, better to be a free goo worm eater than a slave with a full belly. Right. So I know what you're talking about. Okay, hey, okay, whose huge hovercraft is parked outside? That is not where we park. If you want a parking space, you have to go further down the street. How's it going, Frank?

56:53I think we have to agree, Earthland. It's going pretty well. Yes, Steve, you have successfully turned a nightmare scenario into a different nightmare scenario. That's what I do. People, the huge green hovercraft thing, do I have to tow it myself? Okay, let's go. General, it was wonderful speaking with you. And with you, Sergeant. The Legion of Slabs McTerps is encamped outside the south side of the city if you are ever in the neighborhood. I look forward to it. Hey, Frank. Hey, Deidre. Steve. Oh, my God. Yeah, they really know how to party. There's more broken glass on the floor than there is floor on the floor.

57:33Yeah, yeah, they started playing a game called Stabby Cocktail. They, like, throw their glass on the floor when they're done drinking. That's not a game, Steve. That's just throwing things. Don't judge their culture, Frank. Hello again. Hey, Celeste. I'm thinking this place might not be so bad after all. I just met a very nice man. A general, apparently. Slabs McTurps is his name? Really? Yes. Slabs McTurps. What? Nothing. He's just a... You know, mass murderer. God damn it. In his defense, it was just the one time. Great. Here, I've been instructed to give this to you, Leif. Uh, Nokia 3310. Why?

58:26Good morning, Starstein. Uh-huh. Now I can follow you wherever you go. Fucking great. Could you come to the back room? We'd like to speak with you. Hang on. I'll be right back.

58:46Hello? Are you enjoying your stay? Jesus! Have you hit the gift shop yet? Still doing the blending into shadows thing, I see. Old habits, you know? Yeah.

59:04I'm

59:09I'm happy

59:14What? I was I was pretty pissed off when you showed up as I'm sure you can imagine But then I was reminded that you're the reason why I'm here. I'm happy. And your message got me here. Good. Yeah. I met someone. Really? Well, you know, Earthlings have a type.

1:00:03That's great. Deidre, she runs this place. That's really great, Virge.

1:00:15Hey, you know, I was thinking, you're on a mountain. Yeah? What? Nothing, just... Vapians? They lived in the mountains? Hmm. You never mentioned how you lost your arm? I didn't? There's a lot to cover. Oh. When we escaped Kroc, it landed me back on Colandus. I was about 30 kilometers from shelter. Oh, frostbite.

1:01:01I thought you said you were in Triangulum. Afterwards, I was. Why were you all the way out there? In Triangulum? No reason. I was just hiding out, trying to plan my next move. Okay. Speaking of which, I need Eldon's help on something. What's that? I need to find some CMB data for this universe. Why? CMB data is like a fingerprint. Every universe has a different one. And I have a few of them memorized. If I can get some CMB data, I might be able to figure out what universe we're in. What good will that do? I need to figure out a way back to the diner. The first step would be knowing where I am in the first place.

1:01:49But you'd need to access the wider network in the triad to do it. Yes. We're trying to keep a low profile. Yes, life, I'm not sure it's worth the risk. I understand, but I've got a series of abandoned comms nodes that I use for things like this. They're listed as inoperative, but I can use them without being detected. You're sure you can't be detected? Unless someone is monitoring that specific node, but nobody knows it exists. Well, you sneaky little devil. All right. We'll set up shop at Verge's room tonight. More data on our location would be good for everyone, so perhaps it's worth the risk.

1:02:22Great. You boys have a lovely evening.

1:02:29Oh, shit. Y 'all, let's raise a glass to Slabs McTerps and his army, who took their first skiing trip today. Only half of them were badly injured. Where in the fuck am I living?

1:02:48Hello? Hello? Did you bring it? Yeah, I've got it. Put it down on the table there. Okay. I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm really concerned about the energy this thing brings with it. Trinket, it's a 20-inch TV-VCR combo. It's not a nuclear reactor. I know. It's just not very me. But I think it's important. What is? June. Let me borrow this. Star Wars? Yes. Leif mentioned it today. I think I need to watch it. And that really is the best way to watch it on stunning 20-inch vacuum tube. Oh, come on. It's a big step for me. Okay. Fine. Enjoy. You're not going to watch it with me? No, I should get back over to the sheep's eye.

1:03:37I'll know if there's trouble. Watch this movie with me. Come on. I made you some tea. Well, I mean, if there's tea involved, count me in. I'm starting the movie. Get some tea. Ugh, fine.

1:04:00I feel like this movie is really going to help me. That's ridiculous. Well, June says there's nine of them altogether. Is that true? Not really. Yeah, and be sure and read the FBI warning. It's important. You done? Okay. So, how is this movie going to help you? I don't know. Something about going to war with an evil empire. Oh, fantastic. Here we go. Thank you.

1:04:57All right, tell me how all of this is going to work, you fucking criminal. Okay. We're going to target the Painted Oni Nebula. All right. There's a casino station there called Glowbed Roulette. That station was shut down after an outbreak of red pox. Yes, but the reactor is still online, and so is their dedicated comms node. It's just not listed in the system. Fascinating. People will see someone accessing the network, but they won't know who or from where. And if we're detected? We won't be, but if we are, how many data requests can you do at once? 1.2 billion per second, depending on signal strength.

1:05:36Make that many requests all at the same time, and it should slow down the system enough for us to get out undetected. All right. Once we're connected, access the data on the Planck satellite on Earth. That'll be the quickest access. Very well. I am connecting to the casino. Now the comms node. Awfully messy in here. There's the Planck satellite. I'll display this on the television. Okay. It's up. Great. All right. There it is. Well, shit. What's the problem? I don't recognize this scan at all. I have no idea where I am. Well, even if you did, what would you do with that information? I don't know.

1:06:27It would be something, I guess. Shit. You can disconnect. I'm updating the mainframe on the Phoenix. Just a few more packets. Do I live here now? Well, we do have some very affordable real estate here in Hood's Pocket. Great. Goddammit, Leif. What? We're being observed. Someone's trying to track us. Who? I have no idea. Deploying data requests... That should do it. It didn't work. They're still trying to track the signal. Firewall is holding, but whatever protocols they have are very strong. Get out of there. I can't. Not until I've covered our tracks, and I've just made 1.2 billion data requests.

1:07:01Okay. Take one of the packets you've downloaded and double-encrypted. Deploy that packet on the network, observe how they eat through the encryption, and then incorporate their decryption process into our firewall. Working. Firewall altered. It's holding. We're safe, but they've managed to push through a carrier pigeon. What the fuck? It'll be a 30-second audio channel, then they'll be locked out. Stay completely silent.

1:07:40Pretty impressive. Sounds like someone's been reading my playbook. Who are you? Ah, never mind. I'll find out. I hope whatever you got was worth it. It'll be the reason you end up dead It'll take me a second, but I'll get you I should thank you, actually Been a while since I had a challenge

1:08:13Anyway, enjoy these last few weeks because now

1:08:22Showtime

1:08:28Oh, shit. Did you get the data update for the system? Yes. Access the TED's ten most wanted list. Am I still on it? You are. Oh, my God. In this universe, I never left loaf tracks.

1:08:52I'm afraid it's much worse than that, Leif. What do you mean? In this universe, there is no more Loaf Trax. In this universe, you are the most notorious pirate in the Triad.

1:09:33The Horizon is brought to you in part by our Monte Cristo level and above supporters. Wilson, Billy, Bert, Bert, Bethany, Second Bethany, Anthosocles, Bethany, Maximus, Lord of Kingwood, Texas, non-binary Bethany's long-lost sibling, Frank, Bethany Hills, Baba Yaga. You call her Bethany, I call her Headphany. The Goblins rise to the aid of the Bethany's. Jason, commander of the Bethany Hunters, McDonald. The Bethanys demand more Omega Station. Odd Keep of the sentient lighthouse watching for wayward Bethanys. The faceless old Bethany who secretly lives in your home. Bethany the Lone Star Edition.

1:10:06There are only 120 MB fanfiction and no Bethany. CJ's big barbecue bistro for Bethany's. Joji the Birdwatcher disguised as a Bethany. The Bethany of Bethany's. Physic the Good Bush, definitely not one of the bad bushes funding rebel Bethany's to overthrow the duly elected Bethany's. My Milkshake brings all the Bethany's to the diner. Dave & Buster's server manager ready to serve all the Bethanies of Monte Cristo. NB Bethanies, cut your car in half with a laser saw. Chase and her army of turtles join the Bethany war. Dr. Professor Reverend Bethany Wethany Lethany Woofie McFluffenberger, MD, PhD, Esquire, and that's not pretentious at all, ahem, is looking for a cure to the Bethany mutation that the Society of Bethanies began the war with so many years ago.

1:10:48Topher the sporadic gay Bethany. Arnold Rumspringa, the demise of the Temple of Bethanies. Bethany visiting with the coven in a greenfield. Bubble Butt Bethany has banana breath. Bethany 2, electric boogaloo. I pushed her. Bethany, that is. Chad Hatter, space mage in the war against the Bethanies. Lady Bethany, a.k.a. Mrs. Turkey Spit. Wilbur Winklewright, wristwatch wrangler of West Worcestershire, bamboozled by the bajillions of bustling Bethany's Bethanies, belligerently blocking his sight of the devious Red Nell. Red Nell, hiding in a crowd of Bethanies to avoid capture by Wiley Wilbur Winklewright, wristwatch wrangler of West Worcestershire.

1:11:21Bailey's Bethany's Burger. Bethany, hold the Beth. Billy Rose stole my Bethany's. Mr. Squizzle-Sizzle-Wizzle-Fizzle-The-Horrendous apologizes for conspiring in the Bethany War. Invites for tea are being sent now. Alexandre Larroque has brought La Guillotine to assist the Bethany's in their survival war. Vive la revolution! The Julius Bohannon Foundation, the coalition of patrons named Bethany, and contributions to your TED station from viewers like you. Whom, what, when, where, why, and Billy Rose would like to be at the beginning, to say hello to all Bethany's, no matter the disputes. Biro the Motherfucking Dragon is willing to solve the Bethany War with Yahtzee.

1:11:58Cowboy and Sasquatch hunts Bethany's. Sonic Boy 99 would like a Bethany butt sandwich, but will settle for a fish in a bag. Wandering Bethany Biscuit. Glorbnar 7, now granting refugee status to victims fleeing the Bethany Wars. Bethany in a Random Place. Jalen Linares, secretly an NB Bethany. In the mysterious AZHQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of mics, a jumble of James's, a trifecta of Tonys, one of whom still wants to be Leif, but sadly, no Bethany's. Eris, goddess of Bethany's. But Bethany, I'm a biscuits. Green Mountain Hermit might be allergic to Bethany stew. Recy Pontiff ponders, to Bethany or not to Bethany.

1:12:33Lost Basan Prison is now an all-inclusive resort for the Bethany's and their family and friends. Never too late to Bethany Bandwagon. Bethany Boppity Boom. Tybalt the Bethany. I'm Eva's evil twin sister, Bethany. The Real Fairy Godmother says, If you Bethanies don't knock it off, I'll turn this audio drama around, so help me. Alphonse Suitperson, Knight of the Order of Bethanies. Still Casper's number one fan, but now armed with a quantum spatula and ready to jewel every Bethany in the multiverse with breakfast wisdom. Dr. Pondkosher Esquire is dressed as a Bethany and handing out Costco hot dogs for Halloween.

1:13:07Hicks Bethany Mates. Don't mind dances with frozen burritos hiding in the deep freeze till the Bethany's in their war. Nate the Milkman, Aims Affection for Internet Protection, Phantom Zone, Drought Breaker, Definitely Not Kevin, Tara, Captain Emerald L, Magpie Cat Says Everything's a Bag of Holding If You Know How to Pack, Miles Nelson, Kimber Derp, Turtles All the Way Down, Day-A -Mitri, Nick Gomez, Mags, Alondra, Slater Morales, Quentin Elizabeth Jones, Matthew with two Ts, the first T is silent. Ragnar Jensen Addison Weirdo Wagner Shua the Druid is composting the rich for a salad bar Araman0305 Leif is my role model Jim Weathers Titus Koslov Echoes of Acheron I'm a Kung Fu Panda on the Wind CB Radio The Intergalactic House of Cats Demanda Free Palestine Electromancer Chekhov Space Cannon Cory Sensus Surf and Turf Telecoms I'm a Jinn Red and Dusty with his Garden Goddess Kobe's Dingleberry Mystic Remy Ziggy Dreadful Johnny Texas G-Wing, Frank One, Figgy Eloicious and the Ooni Moonies featuring Milo Kappa Kaiju.

1:14:11I'm just here to refill the Parmesan cheese. It is Sparks, Damn Scrub, Paratalk the Furbald, Lost Girl Lou, Christopher Byram, Middle American Penguin, Shauna Welch, Wonderland Kingdom, Jarred Patton, Andy the Celestial Penguin, Massino's Lips, Misty Lovebug, Bo Nunley, Ariana Castillo, Lisa McElhaney, The Rat Sorcerer, Lita Medinger, Marco, Lethargic God, Friend, as in your best. Lime Ghost, M, Jared Armstrong, Jay the Irascible, the great and powerful Spatilda, The Magic Committee, Ian Full, the River Otter and their gender-neutral partner, The Haven Chronicles, One Galactic Year with Big Potato 99, aka The Rat Lady, aka Bumblebee, aka AK-47, Kai, Just a Little Guy, Dale Van Hoos, Ender Wright, Mark Nazawaritz, Exgenia, The Capturer of Light, Mucklewang, Duncan Albert, Theoretical Chemist, Xavier Dasher, Chris Loves to Read, Katie Michalik, Greg Andrews Lyons, JustMatt85, Patrick G, Gracie Jo Sheeran, Magnus von Kaffenheim, Ferocious Lil' Beast, Longtime Lurker, Scooter, The Unlucky Son, Jennifer Myers, A Chef Named JJ Wants to Apply to be Gloria's New Line Cook, Anaz, Lord of Stories, Dunny Darko, aka Darko the Destroyer, Tom Shin, Caitlin and CT's Never Ending Podcast Adventures, Whisper Dan, Alexis Walker, Keo the Puppy Panda Forklift Operator, Charity and Ruby, Nick Faye, Julie and her manservant, Olin, Justin and Amy Triplett, Jen Sims, Ring to the Motas, The Leathermans, Lukewarm Fart, Odd Commodity, Jen Before, Ander Ho, Annabelle and Leonard, owner of Muffin Madness Cafe, Earth Witch, Leah Prime, Gregory Santoro, Mothmull, Not the Fucky Fried Chicken, Robert Drapiza, Lawrence McCoy Phelan, Iono, Caitlin Hoagland, Jonathan Tolbert, Mr.

1:15:57Put It On 06, Hedgehog Hen, Jackson Bell, Katie Chambers, Jay, the podcast lover. Dick Rickles, chapter president. Damn glad to meet you. Malcolm Flynn. Ezekiel Lansdowne. Samuel Lee. Aria Fiora. Josetron Prime. Oh my god, I forgot to change my name from Nicholas Beckler to something more cheeky and fun. Arwen the Freer. Throat Goat 666. I am your father. Addie Slauson. Inconceivable Kai. Nick Waycaster. Gotham still fucked up. Batman really ain't doing shit when you think about it. No Good Monk. Sarmad Syed. Pugalicious Freshington III. Esquire. PB and Jamesy. Jhonald Grimbus, Taz Monique starting to shift at six, Matt Knight Bouchager, Gavin Maury, Andromeda, Stephen the Choi, Gabriel, The Treasure Trove of Troublesome Souls, Cookie Nebu, Axel Zapata, Orianda, Bindino, Philip Lenick, Hugh Jass, J2, Brian Montgomery, Artemis Record, Safa Aluzzi, Trev Brax, Gunnar Tweedy, The Bard Without a Ballad or Mallet, Nazo, Platform Jail Mechanism Burn Museum Theorist, Hold Please, Kay Kayal, Empress Squishy Face of Greater Catopia, Anna Garcia, Goblin King, Rays of Nope, Ruby Booth, Bubber Duckle, Yegor Luce, Terry Kaz, Leaf Tracks, The Rise of Lafe, Chapter One, Loaf Tracks Retires, Tarian Roundtree, Catalyst for Chaos, Sculliver, Cat Lucido, Sam and Shane, Ahsoka Likes Hugs, Caitlin Hess, V, Gorgon Lightfoot, Ma Dukes, U.S.

1:17:18Marshal Stacy, Ooh Chickadee, Terran of the Guild of Free Cartographers, Sweet Chaos 7, Dango Dale, Esty, Not the Website. At every moment in every corner of every possible world, there is always a way home, and it's already found you.

1:17:56Critter Cacophony, Max and Nia and Ivans, six, seven? Nope, it's Mark. Mignon Simone Minnie Davis, Misty Dawn Mitchell Jr., Gaia Turtle, Wayne Barahona, Jesse the Dragon Rider, We Will Not Rest Until Puerto Rico and Palestine Are Free, Kaylee Heights, Radio Ghoul, Nissy's Mom, PokeSplork, Whiskey Rebellion and Gin Riots Interdimensional Detective Agency, Zephyr Vitriol, Altreon, Slim Nandy, Gother Leaf, William Lemoyne, Jen and Brit, Adriana Bartolomucci, Jonah is gay. The Midnight Ashes. Hornetty. Hood's pocket protector. Unpaid intern that can't barely afford the$10 a month, but fuck it, you guys earned it.

1:18:33Valkyrie Storm. Patricia who's always late but somehow on time. DC Squirrel. Ryan. Honey Cooper. Kyle the Interstellar Highwayman. Shelley Act on the Verge. Gale Friend. Bang, bang, bang, baby. Potacos. Rubber Cake. Clover the Clown. The Sparky Tech. Prop the Crocogator. Dakota L. Jazz Punker. Captain Tight Pants and the Companion. Kentucky Cried Frickin. Renee N, Katarina de la Playa, RIP Eloise Waffles, The Floof Wrangler, Aki the Space Druid, Phantom Land TTRPG Dice, K8 the Curiouser, Moxie, A Blacksmith, Ash Montgomery, Little Birch and Her Beaches, Jason HVAC Tech for the Diner's Deep Freeze, Aaron James Tyrone Barlow, the first of his name, SK Phoenix, Glitch the Gamer Error, Zephyr Foxworth, Ted Ted and Teddy, Mary Face, Luan Cherry, Peppermint Pearl, the Interdimensional Space and Tea Time Witch, Nicole Six Four, Amara Salazar, Banjo Buscalo, Full Beans, Glorious Forgotten Ford Festiva, Brandon Wright, Night Breakfast at the Midnight Cauldron, Force for Good-ish, Mark Scott, Rosie Bum, The Judah, Intergalactic Fry Lord, Gravity is optional but fries aren't, Max Powers, Angel Vasquez, Stephen Raymer, J.

1:19:43Carp Fishman, Mistress Roxy Mornette, The Great Goblino, Low Oxygen, Save the Mungos, Nye, Lilac Morcella, Rachel Krempa with Special thanks to my best friend Lizzie and my husband Steve. Don't worry about the order, honey. Your Majesty, Temporal Hashbrown, Diane Brown, Captain No Sleep, The Slim Reaper, Reuben Eden, Smedley P. Snodgrass III, but please. Call me Smeddy, The Shreveport Bohannans, Cece the Umbrella Mage, Bradbury's Sasquatch Loads Chekhov's Gun, Din, Cosmic Ketchup, Lack of Lifestyle, August the Schmogest, and Hossfest, Ashley Davis, Mousy, Joe That One Really Hurt, How Dare You, Postmaster General Kwan sent me, Blake Basmagian, Nitwit14, Royaled way too harshly, DJ Johnny B, Voluptuous Doug, Marco Montano, A Nat Named Bug, Shiny Fields, Adam Tachek, Christopher Wendell, Nelly Furtaco, Unproductive Banana, Pulsifer the Paulist of Paulism, Zombie Spider-Man, The Sorcerer Sanguine and the Pretty One with the Face, Bex823, Auntie Cryptid, Barry Heap, Gas Mask penguin august like the month mime ninjas ninja mime master oogway barry dilly is dallying podcast junkie futile screaming at the ocean fox hatlin dylan carone pedro vibristo penny sparkles slider dimitri julian rhodes maple emily the gayest library janitor in indiana jennifer ray page scout mistress and her phalanx of intergalactic eagle scouts ted talks says to the unpaid feds Stay Strong, Vapis 10's Big Black Gaping Hole, Gubrius, you know, like Lugubrius, but without the loo, Bruce, Jessica Gaiogama, Cabernet Corsair, Torical, Ginny the Bear, Grr, Bellringer, Sir Dean Thorne, Treach, Josie Jones, Mr.

1:21:28Flibble is very cross, Haute Potato, Dr. Mojo Tinker Gestalt, Blind Time Traveler Convention Date, L.A. Woman, The Phoenix Rising, New Name, God, No, Not Him, Jeff Andrew, Sure, Jeff Andrew, Miss Luann, a British woman with cute dogs. Cup of Noodles. Schmizzy Two-Shoes. Luna Nova. Nicholas Griffith. Matt Grigsby. Justin Smolin. Riku 31. Craig Dundee. The Name is Night with a K. Astral Sea. Ickle Me Pickle Me Tickle Me Too. Witch Loud the Cartoonist. Guy with the Chops. Sam. Bagel Knife. In Melda and Scott. Courtney Cochran. Lily Starling. Ryan K. Nate. Forklift lifts forks for Cliff. Vince M. Brick Brick.

1:22:08Chip. Radio Free Relia. violin loves midi brian pasley subawasa grenna piston whip captain ducky blitz bell retro dagwood our overhead is way too high with all these names and please make sure to turn in all your receipts love josh from accounting satsuma silliest goose dr jones verge on a vacation coach shane of toad suck central go cranes cole arthur lego croissant cassade norwin murgler the star set messengers want to know if you've written that four-page essay on why you don't think about bugs. Joe Cuppa. Oh, we bet choppin' broccoli. Kyle, the hacker known as Ivy DeBurb, Edward McDonald, a feisty-ass chickadee, Poultry Landmine, the Scrappy Poet, Jenny the Cryptid Paladin, Maverick Artist, Shit, It Was a Mimic, Basil and Their Tea, Waiting to Gossip with David, Ainsley, Ainsley, Ainsley, Ainsley, Ainsley, Ainsley, Ainsley, Ainsley, Ainsley, Ainsley, Professor Freda, Michelle Spurgeon, Jack the Sleepy, Garrett Henderson Twote, Two Buns Trapped, Praying to the Freezer, Its Only Answer, Parmesan, God is Gouda, Son of Defarge, Wisco Teach, Scott A.

1:23:14Snellgrove, Give Peas a Chance, Casper's Cult, Samalama Ding Dong, Sarah, That's It, Just Sarah, Ricardo Galamba, Kari's Crafty Cloaking Devices, LLC, Hashtag We Weave 'em of Gossamer, Swither and Sister, Deeringer, Penny the Wonder Dog and Bucky Von Buckbuck, Kintex Oridian, Cherry Applebee, Medium Rare Extra Toasted Bun, Saucy Caesar, Belt, Aspen is a Verge fanboy, MickJ67, Ava's favorite My Little Pony pencil says get your mammogram? Is this thing recording? Representative of the Alaska Midnight Burger Tummy Time chapter, Nathaniel Lee Industries, Lord Entropy, Bok Bok Motherfucker, Everybody's Favorite Clown Splotchy, Pinstrike Algorithm, Kosher Steak, Gabriel Strife, Alyssa's Shiny Pants, Gondor Calls for Aid, Muscles for Tits, Alan Berglund says, Hi, Mom.

1:24:02Kitty McSkull. Raven Stromdans, hapless novelist passenger of the dimensionally impermanent and temporally incontinent bookshop cafe The Wild-Eyed Prophet. Tessa Craig, Perfectly Personalized Disaster. Richard Schofeld, Jim Turner, Lux Luminos, Javi De Niro, Big Chunk, Gadeeds. I named my puppy Supreme Captain Queen Brunhilde Ganesha Maple Venture, Sultrine, Mud Socks de Sparks, Boom Boom's Wooden Leg, Will the Real Mwadib Please Stand Up, Kitty Cat and Lollipop Can't Get Enough of This, Udon96, Benjamin, Not Franklin, Tracy Baby, Leia, Is That the Chris Hancock Who Traded Weekly Soup For The Use Of My Kitchen Table, A Singular Nightbird, I Am The Lizard Frantically Firing Flechette Guns, Bumble Fae, Mr.

1:24:48Epsilon, The Mothman, Long-Haired Matt, DJ, Lenny Harris, Robert W. Breelzebub. Cresamira. Jessa Loren. Mayday Hoops. The Bean Wizard. Myth and Stitch Embroidery. Loves the Mucklewains. Lulu Louise. Dulio. The Brew Crew Family. Burt Ruba. Your Most Benevolent Lord and Master of the Multiverse. Jeffrey George. Exquisite Whimsy. Ellie. Don't tariff me, bro. Oopsie. Evelyn. The Wizard Mooses holds out their cat for you to pet. Grimlor. Existential Pancakes. Jenny Waboom. Errant Popsicle Stick. M. Horowitz. Isle of Refuge. Cappy, Jack Spider's Bomb, Llamafresh, Jare the Benevolent Destroyer, Valtiel Heller, Revan the Redbeard Wizard, Burt Burt and the Funky Bunch, Corora the Twelfth, shh, just listen, Damien Flutterjohn, Zomcon, Welcome to the Kwan Pound, pen pen pen pen pen pen pen, Mr.

1:25:36Muchacho Kaiser Schnitzel is bringing an anchovy pizza to Lars on Omega Station, Julie Hammond, Sanctuary Moon's number two fans, Simpson, Jason, Alice Lewis, Simply Amy Sue, Even Older Liz, Mr. Bearcat, Grack Pinfeather, Sitikin Druidic Scientist, Astro, Your Friendly Neighborhood Android, Moonlight Zombie Fox, Old Doc Racey the Midnight Missionary out there somewhere looking for you, Rotten Ronnie Sleeps in Grandma Panties, JS, Eldritch Ender, Skwonky! Artist Dragonborn, Bigby Garage, Shaloma, Bill Zangana Lester, Joaquin Jimenez, Hello Big List, I'm Dad. Now let Joe get some rest. It's time for bed.

1:26:43shovel shovel. Leia Aizade, Millie Was Taken, Hannes, Ben Camp, Shanman Man Man, Karma Karma Chameleon, Kinran, Wabajack, Zoe and Her Army of Mice, Briar Long Lost, Daniel, Sammy the Baby Seal, I Have Always Relied on the Kindness of Diners, Dr. Bootyologist the Glutes Doctor, the Hood's Pocket Pants Darts League Reminds All Players That Clean Underwear Is Required, Tobias Ewing, Thank You for Pressing Too, Your Anglophone Emotional Support Canadian Request will be processed in the order in which it was received. Queen Surly Jess. RIP Lance McClain. You would have loved Midnight Burger. Adam Toklove.

1:27:19Dr. Bitchcraft. Sassy Cat the Space Vixen. Claire Rock. Eros Degad. The size two fish you've been looking for. Eokai. Borgia. Natasha Without Boris. Spiders are cuddly. Lafayette Lasagna Lovers 1. Maine Immortal Billy Rose that has all the corn dogs. Cheel Neal. Sin City Scuba Steve. Poliwog. Jinx the Cat would like to offer you biscuits. Michaela White. Elena Pickle, Rachel Vasquez, the beloved yet borderline inappropriate empire of Dr. Thunderbutt and Lady Christabel, Britt Littlefair, Michelle Myers, Glenn Morris, Lizard Lee, Rosemary Prem, Anthony Lakey, Brett Zimmerman, Lauren Benner, Stephanie Buch, Luca Vachito, Boot Scootin Dave, Michelle Hopper, Jessica Engela, Kevin Daughtry, Meredith Jester, Martin Deers, Entropy Eigenbasis, Robert Savat, Drink Spiller, Richard Ryan Moschel, Dee Flower, Fall of the Berlin Wallaby, Lauren Mayer, Jake the Cook, Some Days You're the Beetle, Some Days You're the Dung, V Greenlee, Elijah Sharp, Dan Gentry, Ron Hayden, Fridge Pickle, Jacqueline Snyder, I Hope Something Good Happens to You Today, Yes, You, Professor Thaddeus Snookums VIII, Mr.

1:28:22Grin, Glenn Petrovsky, This Moment of Silence So Joe Can Catch His Breath is brought to you by Rick Tyler, Deep Breath, Elizabeth Hammond, CheapCon, Yeah, You Heard Me, The Real CheapCon, Except No Imitations, Funch Brunglin, Steam Vision, Conductor of the Interdimensional time-spanning hype train. Dave Harold, Wise Cube, Dirty Diaper Fussbutt, and The Piggy Runt. Bromine, pronounce bro-mine. Main humdinga. Mother of Pearl, Fiona now owns Leaf's 18-inch Peter. Seal Face, Rigger Mortis, Megan's Things, Things Megan Makes, Shiny Fields, Magical Maggie, Trebek's Reject, Prophet of the God of the Mucklewains, Leif Loves Laser Guns Left Lying Lackadaisically by Labuza, Igneous Burp, Darth Ox.

1:29:03This brief pause is brought to you by Michelle LK's wish for Joe to catch his breath. Aaron Arnold. Mama Mander B-Roz and Sluntmaster J. Could I interest you in a kumquat-flavored squirt? Elliot Paints. Undead Akira. Broom Goddess. The Lord Reverend. Purgatos Pax. Unselling Wizard. Ryan. Thomas's ten tenebrous tan staffle tippers treading treacherously tantamount to telling totalitarian trope termination tales. Ladies, for your pleasure, Chuck naked. The Lovely Lara Lovely. Kith Gamgee. Sam Wise's flaming cousin. Dariel, Jeremy the Ruler, Goatji, Hare Hawks, Jacob Mitchell, Swooning for Verge, Zeke in the Box, Stevie Crowhill, How to Get Jack from John, Flesh Witch, Scrubs, Just Some Guy from Adelaide named Ryan, Remy, The Panda Crew, Melody Prime, Beardo the Wizard, Captain Benjamin Hawkeye Pierce, the German short hair pointer from Nashville, wants to tell his mom Maddie that he says woof, Whiskered, Marissa the Ghost, local snow plows in your area are dying to meet you, Rutherford B.

1:30:02Chesterfield and his dapper companion Winchester Cheshire Corgi, Stray Cat, Ol' Kelsey No-Shoes Zoldia, Dizzy Flame, Time Flies Like an Arrow, Fruit Flies Like a Banana Sasha, Beth and Alan Van Gillis, Langston North Sly Fox, aka Br 'er Rabbit Pants Darts Champion, The Constantly Lost Geographer Timothy Aotis, Chance Wants You to Know He Cares Wolf Stark, Adrian Vance, Elliot, Hobbs Decoe Natalie Bartlett, Rory of Yin, Mubi the Golden Calf Giovanni Salinas Rocky G Perry the Pirate Aaron Elizabeth K Narcotics Solomon Price A Daydream of Better Days and Bright Futures Angela Sanchez Bubba 485 A.K.A.

1:30:43Schimmelbach the Christmas Whale Kaiju Sommelier Stella Corvus Jesus Garcia JP the IT Guy Candyman Fight John Peters You know, the farmer? Barkley on the Holodeck Dapper Dad SCP-049 O Magus Raven the Dreamer TK Turtle King Mike M Spaced Based Lasers, Caption B and Lady G with their swabs. Marla Madam Lotus still especially loves Finley. Lady Folly, Canadian Waitress. Mr. Steamwave, My Friend the Rhino Says Be Nice. Dream Founder, I'm ya Huckleberry. Elizabeth T, Ty Ty the Wonder Hamster and her dear darling Duke. Gus, Travis Knave, Coco Yumi is Painting Ponies. Hug-a-Muffin, Bigfoot of Doom. D.L.

1:31:27Annie Atkins, Crandyman the Pug Whisperer. Garou, Our Cats Said to Tell You, Meow, Bag of Oats, Benjamin Ortiz, Happy Birthday Alyssa, Pop Rock Quicksand, The Benny Yapper, Herp Iyena, Abanasso, Trina Ward, Ada, Spooky Spader Storytime, William Kent, Andy, The McJimmy's From Your Local Dimension, Xavier Killingsworth, Reformed Colonel Reb, Meme Medic Hygienist, Rogue Art, Aaron Starr, Joshua Damien, and Sentinel of the Star System, Claude DeClaws, Spunky Dan, Rachel Seymour, Chiss Alfridge, The Bullheaded Professor, Ed Boy, Ryan Finnelli, Jonathan Kay,

1:32:04another monster, Petabyte Avatar, Tugwin the Mighty, Project Octopus, Kin, Chibs1012, Byrotron95, Dan's Granted Clemency by his Overlord Parents, Dance Break.

1:32:42I'll see you next week. Destroyer. Honest Puck. Casper's mom's a milf. Scout and Foxglove says the floor is lava. Kordomsky. Craig Armstrong. Plastic Fork. Dulcet de Leche. Get out of my booth. Bug. Propagator. I hardly know her. Sad Angry Crab Man. Chuck McFinley. Hazel Hayes. Velocity Girl 42. Little Dragon in a Cauldron of Bats. Ben Carlyle. Flat Steve's love for grand theft. Anna Kearney. Crashly Strange Lilia. The Four Schnauzers of the Apocalypse. Septi and Asha, not Sasha, have the hots for the Mucklewaynes and would gladly be their unicorns. Starblaze Burnbright, Imzukioki, Spotted Rhino and her Hand-Me-Down Frogs, Red Mafia Panda, Lonely Isle, Kaidalo Headphones, Hinkle, Pikeman Stover, Fondella Stover, Pikeman Stover's Wife, Alexander the Boss, Skrizzles, Fwap, Kitty Kitty Kitty, The Firekeeper, The End Is Nigh, Jeremiah the Cancelled, Librarian Alex, Spike and Faye, Johnny Allen West and the Boys from the Dwarf, Speedy McSpeedy Wolf Brandy Gunter Auntie Becky is now owned by Five Rescue Cats Fermi's Paradoxons Speckled Unicorn Jedi Rides Again with Nova the Space Pirate Tevin Longblade Shortsword Impatiently Waiting for the TARDIS Forget Normal Oh damn!

1:33:58CJ Johnson A Dragon Sitting on Its Horde of Dice Wendell Whitaker Fikachu Smivey Glowbed Roulette Andrew Fuller Dane and Deb Ban Mi Hung The Soup Witch Bender FTW Fetishini Alfredo Amalgamous Pax Pebbles, VV, Effie Rawlings, Megan Hazen, Philip Your Dad Is Not Your Dad, Nick Borrow, Midnight Plumber, His Royal Highness Mr. Hamilton Underfoot, Kitty the First and Accomplice, Princess Penelope the Marchioness of Mischief and Maven of Mystery, Megan Gentry, Mr. Cherry, Our Ass Is In The Jackpot, Tubby Teddy, Wayne Heiser, India Inkblot, Slev of Bahamut, Omi Gracie, Dalton Jenkins, Cat Holtz, The True Mega Mike, Frank and George, The What Weekly Media Database, Ava Maddox Jr., Liza Wirth, Cass Williams, Christy, Yeet Ma Boy, 46 Toolshed 2, and Elle Marie Catastrophe, The Image Collector, Blended Music, Sitting Squirrel, Patricia E.

1:34:54Melt Missed Everyone, A Round of Yargs on the House, Red the Gray, The Silver Crow, Couch Potato Alex, Neverchild, Dr. Nossos, Interdimensional Biologist, Kiboko Dunord, Lil Kev, Kozamine, Theodrax, Joey B, Lucas Barding, DJKDJK, Taryn says, hey, Oreos are rabbit. Sandalwood Mountain is an odd way to refer to Hawaii, but it worked for Henry. Whimsical fuckery, Megan with an H, hey, it's me again, warranty lady, what happened to us? You never returned my coals anymore, did we lose our spark? Patricia the Time Lord, is it though? Mango Connoisseur, Brady Bug and the Quirky Jester, The Big Moose Demands Justice for Betty, Glory Cole, Janelle Meownaze Cat Butler, O'Sheen Liu, Alex Berry, Andrew Oakden, Asymmetrical Exile, Churro the Cat, the Sun God, Alex Spence, Dr.

1:35:42D. Birdclaw Spweather and Mrs. Dubopduwe Birdclaw Spweather want to say hello to the whole Spweather family. Galaxy Britches, Angry Ron, Dominus Caesar, Durka Dub, Gloria's ex-girlfriend, Kelly Clickspring, The Wild Thistle, most likely Cass, James Harlow has decided he's ready to see the Claw, I'm Not Joe's Dad, Jasmine James, Dr. Caber and also known as Omni, thanks Waffle Chateau, Colorado Beekeeper, Fruitcake, Anatha, Zandria, Jennifer Calkins, Guacamoleo, Midday Burger, Don Parks, Throat Goat 666, Princess Leia, Prime Freak, Protector of the Scottish Realm, Little Lord Stevie Pie, Droid Pirate Finley and his Rubenesque Parrot, Droid Pirate Finley and his Rubenesque Parrot, Stuck in a Pit of Skittles, Drunken Coyote, Deflator Mouse, Tony Piekarski, Adrian R., The Devil from Table 12, Javier, Crazy Thadley, The Harbinger Pulsar, Cremulus is just happy to be here, The Twisted Twixter, The Rural Juror is a massive fan, Fake Queen, Oopchnart the Probability Demolition Expert, Showtime, C.R.

1:36:45Iptid, For My Mother, Homer, Are We Doing Crimes, C.C.T.X. Girl 6823 Waiting on the Diner, Nicole Studioso, Sign My Shovel. K. The Flying Penguin and says honk, honk to all the geese out there. Truck stop sandwich. Indigo, whoa, whoa, escargot, whoa, whoa, whoa. Love My Captain, Joe Mauma, Castriff, Retro MG, Night Script, The Gainesville Fear Garden. I like Lana Bananas because they have no bones. Uhtred and Rose's Viking Void Vitals fueling the intergalactic fight against fascism. Not sure what I'm doing. Leah Rose, River Brown, Senior Deuce, Scullacy, Warped Writer, Tim Nacy, Ruben Clamso, Turwin, Hugh the Mini Mungo, Morgan Brockman, Sylvie, Glenis Thompson, Dustin Watson, Betty White 813, Randy Supreme, and Queen Lancaster.

1:37:33The One True Cheap Con, Starscribe, Lucian Thunderstruck. Oh, my mama. Dooser sees your own Enos Morissette and wants to raise you a Florida State seminal vesicles. The Other Adele, Chef Gal Val, Leah Hall, Sarah May, Cone of Silence Consultants, LLC, needs fresh towels in room three at the horizon. Silly Willy Bubble Butt, Sierra Not From Arkansas, Zico, Ebenezer Boob, Caleb Tumiala, Jason Woods, Arnie Arbuckle Esquire, Digital Floof Lost in Time, Potion Maestro, Nebula Nell, Regulators Mount Up, Kringle Over Coffee, Mad Yogi Eileen, A Cat Named M, Potito Pato, Palace, Ethan Cobb, Big Mo, I Am Annie, I Live Forever and Every Moment I've Existed, I Swear to Every Star in the Cosmos, I Never Forgot It was a gift.

1:38:23The Stone Fox, Trisha Schaefer, Solivia, Jusatin, Pepitos, Boomhauer, you can call me Boom, I'm an onomatopoeia. Jennifer Baumer, Ninja Grim Reaper, prove to me that orange cats aren't gods. Britwards. Hotshot Huntley, Momo's Mama, Hold My Yarg, Ivy Paisley, Toast, Sue Watts, Myrtle, Caitlyn, Leader of the Unicorn Revolution, Transdimensional Delivery Man, Matlock, Lord of the 13th Sea, Mr. Trigvie, Printing with Cats, Khaleesi Del Mar, Dixie Dinah, River Waters, Copper Coin the Dumpster Wizard, 7 ,000 Possums, Sarah Jack Sparrow Space Pony, Revive, Debbie E., Emma, Mr. and Mrs. Owo, Dusty Ventures, Ronnie Porter, Gloria's Line Cook, Eagle Rock Lobster, The Gabbiest Painter and Her Bird of Fire, Wandering Wenjo, Painted Oni, Q-Del, Pharrell, Emily with two E's, Spaceman Nathan, Ramsey's Niblick III, Kerplunk Kerplunk whoops, where's my Thribble, Mad Goat, Jackie Wavelet, Yayoi Gagarin, Issa the Strega, Dee Greitzler, A Gremlin with the Munchies, Michelle Scaracchio, Genuine Jacob, Andy's Brain is Weird, Space Rooster Randy, Leopard Donut, Poofy Thang, Mellow Nuggets, Keychain Crap, Mat Mat Sharkman, Steelo, Arcadia, Bumbling Lily Bee, Buffy's Daughter, A Quick Pause so Joe can sip from his tiny teacup.

1:39:42Delicious. Bufardee's Nuts, Panda, Curtis Lelig, Kennedy Allison Farner, Tristan Stolls, Dalen Y, Shadow Rapture, Yet Another Nicole, Hank the Wonder Llama, Our Craft, Russell, Zephyrus Wind, The Ornamental Hermit, Just a Regular Fox, Jeremy Impson, What the Hell, Cineplex, and All the Black People in North Carolina, Just Rachel, Danger Girl, Atlas Bear, Patty the Ginger, Ava Cigarette Ash, Boysenberry, aka The Boys, A-Zeus, Anaphylaxis, Scav with Comtax, the shape-shifting sad girl and her girlfriend say, Joe, you've done it again. Sarah Nicole, The Kells, Kat Alina, Angry Leafs Lasersaw, Magnus Aerochill, Amy Perry, Christoffer Kai, Source Decay, Skeksis, Randy's Amigo, Gremlock, Katie Mermaid, and the delinquent duo, Norman, Nicole, Victor Schauberger reincarnated as White Mountain Hillbilly Glitter Cupcake, Max Dangers, Security Chief Shatzi, The Anxious Peach, Team Michelle and Billy, Naya Nix Reno, Frankentenor, Nordlebash, Jordan, Arwen X Belasco, Ryan Rosinski, Average Height, Medium Rage, Audio Monkey, Joe, Team Hefeweizen, Monica and Mason K, Rowan, Lady of the Black and Herald of the Stars, Pistachio Inc., Arianne, Kent Manich, Normal, Ryan Burnett, The Joyful Nihilist, The Timid Ghost 23, Dr.

1:41:00Dr. B, Zoprez and the Bumble Army, Growing Into My Farm Boots, Super Beth becomes an RN alongside my bootstup farm friend. Geneva Boss, Brothers of the Cosign, Uncivil Gnomes, The Rat Queen Evelyn. Great Lunch Conversation. The Other Scott, Letty Lou. He was a shifty one, that Nick Howard. Kinger was here. A Baba Ray Winland Jr. Be-bop-be-dabba-doo-wop. Warped Echoes. Slabs McTerps. Lord Robear Otardus, he's bigger on the inside. Jeremiah Franco. Justin, The Nick of Time. Gothic Rainbow. So We Made It. Cody McClure. McHadley. Eternal Companion. Jingolos. Has Matilda, Ditzy Bay, Just Your Average Reese, Kyle Church, I Am A Lafe On The Wind, Static Ego, Some Fucking Swamp Wizard, Lolly, Evan M.

1:41:42Dobson, Dave B., Sean C., How Did I Get Here, Oh God, Is That The Soup, Going To Be Lit, I Am Shaggy, Wayne Hall, Danny Mars, Eternally Screaming, Scebo and Fuzzle McBumpernitz, Neelix Tiny Wolf, Asher the Raven, Christina Sennett is Teleporting, BRB. Where the Shane's at? Definitely not an android. Seriously, I'm not.

1:42:28My cat's name is Beef. Eric, Katie Kate, Get Your Colonoscopy, Victor Casados, Emily Schmemely, Work for Melvis, Boho Go Bye Bye for Jojo Pogo, That's a No-Go, Bro, Cody Monster, Collided Mind, Miss Nixie, Baby Baitin' Lee, Charlie Rudel, Kyle Perino, AK, Sid the Sloth on a Bike, Priya Gandhi, The Wandering Mermaid would like you to know that the Little Mermaid and the Creature from the Black Lagoon are the same exact story. Lil Stevie Pie, Two Polar Cat, aka Leif that one time, is waiting for a spaceship to take them to space. Carl, the teller of dad jokes. Skylab's multi-dimensional, multi-phasic, intergalactic, quantum cyberverse.

1:43:05Verde Soul. Galen Miller. Tess. Geriatric Youngun. Mystic Hippie. Unforkable. Daniel Knits. Mavis Bacons. Pyro's Calling. Joe Suasion. Banjo Cat. Too many jams! Cat Jot. Pamela Rose Altiera. Then Steena says. Thud Tweed. Enigmatic Catbird. Countess of Carbon. Slappy the Squirrel's Ted Slapping Rampage. Luminous Elk. Rhodian Caution. Love is for the nerds. Taz Hernandez. Captain Crash and the surviving crew. Casper needs all the hugs, but Joe needs an O2 tank. Joe is the writer's room. Awkward heretic. Devin 7777. Troy Aker. Mandy Kane. Northerly Kay. Kim Sell. Silly Goose honk honk. Ad Matha. Astro Unit.

1:43:44Ghost Saber Wolf. The Sleepy Mystic. Sarah Joy. Taters. Precious. Teddy of the Wasteland. It's Just Steve. Sweets Martinez. Charnobyl 610. Mere Tender Creatures. Amanda Short. Chutt. Brimble Deidre Mike Whiskey and Your Friend Frosty No Saguaro Ben Barr Stand Clear of the Closing Doors, Please Beastly Death Sven the Unlikely Cognito Hazard Expunged Ted Wassonason Virestria Theosis the Theologian-ish Spoonples Nicole I Love You But I Will Name Kid 2 Brathar Fernwood Gal Nellie G Twinkle Tots Gemini Sky Phantoms Moms Callison Hornswoglin Daniel Arthur Mike LeCluzy It's a It's a Fucking Dog Rapture Abigail LeHoux King Humble, We'd Better Ask Dave, Wind Chimes for Safety, Cameron Winterborn Welsh, Fireball XL5, Mackenzie Duna, Alexica Habanera, Code Stranger, One Bet to Bet, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

1:44:38Matt N, Monad Nick, Frilp, M. Lin, Feed My Fish, J.R.R. on SFP, Lahari, Ted's Loves Catherine, J. Spark, Lucid Harbor, Little Mira Leopard Paws, Diet Knight, Mars Royalty, Take 20 Damage, Maisie's Bandstand, Kim Bob, Battle Pope and Bugaboo, Snorts Magortz, Fresh Squeezed, Patrick Holt, Atlas B, Hold It Now, Hold It Now, Hold It Now, Hold It Now, Hold It Now, Hit It, Had It, Head It, Hot It, Hood It, Bradley Ashby, Peter, Megan Okio, William Dyer, Vicky Hebert, Brad Meneer, Jane, Hannah Dale, Crystal Delightful, Gruntled, Killshot Betty and her Steel-Eyed Bo, Jackie Lowey, The Little Pigeon, Crazed Bear, Dr.

1:45:17Lattice Trash Angel is currently waist deep in a pumpkin pie, Crafty Lizard Quilts, Noble Barrel, Yes My Brain Is Weird, Thank You, Megan The Meg Young, Corey Morose, Russell Bunny, Max Savage, Jenny Wren, Apprehensive Craig, Tim Araneta, Bacon, Nicole Studioso, Rambo, Chaos Squatcher, that homeless guy who saw the diner disappear from Rogers and gave up booze, Lord Than and Lady Sarah, Mary Kirby, Stephanie Sturgis, Kirsten, Hurry Up and Wait, Sarah Farmer and Belladonna, First of Her Name, Criddle, Twilio, Heidelberti, Tom Webster, Rashmi Vinkatesh, McClump, Azana the Leathersmith, Salazar the Dome Age, The Bard with a tuba, Hayward's finest, Garen Elizondo, to my little.

1:45:58You'll always be my good girl. You took a piece of my heart and left a paw print on my soul. Till we meet again. Sir Schitz-a-Lot strikes again, damn animal. Ashton James, Elspeth, Skyland, ALR, Sidewalk Jam, Tonka 2005, Cruisin' B. Anthony, Trick Once Treats, Stephen Schmidt, Xavier Romo, Allifrog, Trey the Turquoise Tortoise, Freya Titmittens, Courtney the Frogologist, Corey and Stephanie say hello, the Fawn Tucky Wrangler, Scram Brûlée, yay, Aaron, the Singing Loon, Zuzanna, Celeste Yost, I'm so Antigone fun, Katie and Noah, Hendrix the Stink, the Ambergler, Boodles, Osvaldo Simeone, Siobhan Delilah Rose, Ashley Chapel Peoples, Ryan Ortega, Barbarian Bloodbath, The Defenestration of Ted's, Corrine Sabrantha, Shadow Daddy, Rubius Fuzzlebutt, Kay Mack, The Something Something Detective Agency, Hayabuda, Eli the Electrician, Sunny D 'Anomaly, Charmé, Kay on, With Karma, Amanda Nock, The Wondrous Methasaphon, Post Turtle Evaluation Squad, Hashtag Nissan Acura, Finnegan Robert, Jesse Foster, Samira, Flat Doug, Deary Darling, Ambient Drifting Man 80, Chris Hancock, Nick Hole 23, Gracefully Impaired, Tired Pirate Muffin, Steve King, Laura, Roman Ronan, John Pruitt, Camel Pope, Inshuldigan, Cryptessia, Rebecca Trossel, Chris from Tacoma, Mitzi Liu, Kelsey Home, Amanda Marie Catherine, Damien the Goddamn Time Lawyer, All My Homies Hate Croc the Propagator, Matt Mosby, Saint Phu, Harry Fishnuts, Joshua Cody, Astronoweeb, Magnos the Civil Gnome, Hydelon Misses the Warranty Lady's Calls, It's Not the Same Without Her, Starlight, David Pierini, Techno Ranger Rick, Joe's Weez Laugh, Virgo Ares Infinity, Best Buds Danny and M, Charles Q.

1:47:40Choi, A Bug Named Nat, C.C. Ryder, Hunter B, Rudra, Death the Kid, Big Whiskey, Alcoconator, Ron Was Here, Magic Pony, Robert Oliveri, Dan Bowman, Jess Gioia, Paul A. Johnson, Killer Odd, Dandy Bay, Creator 67, Bajolanth, Leif's One True Love, Mermaid of the Dark Seas, Cosmic Shrug, Incorrigible Ross, Deborah Wales, SCRB Mark 11, Maggie's Yarm, Stu, Anthanomaly, Megan Mighty, Haunt, Purple Saline, Three Legs Are Perfectly Good, Drew and LA, Anomalous Death to PSL Vandal, The Ice Queen, Captain Blep, Ryan, Evie Power, Your Favorite Kenny, Terry, PJ Says What, Danielle, Amelia Lucero, Honk Honk, Fear Now Doesn't Polish, The Shiny Melon, Blargo, Blargo, Blargo, The Jazz Man, Tonight at 11, thank god I pre-recorded it.

1:48:34Larak the Barbarianess, Zalas Pragma, Tuba Rick, It's Just Blake, Alice Malice asks, how many chains could 2 Chainz chain if 2 Chainz could chain chains? Sir Cat Dad, Kelly Jane Dankey, Aaron the Optimist, Thomas Stolen, aka Casper from Another Universe, Chadney Ashra, Lucrezia, Thornis, Tamara Oliver, The Real Dirt Fairy, Marissa, Ava, no not that Ava, the one with an... Grimm says, trans right y 'all.

1:49:24Lisa Geisler, Al-Qursan-Urraheeb, Fareed Fredberger, WhatTheChuck, Sono Nisuno, Ben & Jessica, Todd VanVores, Naya DeRusso, Peachy Zatoichi, Inky the Kraken, Azula the Brave, and their ever-faithful squire Grabthar, Jen Extranius, Trinket Coralie, Dancing Dog Dreams, and Existentially Exhausted Bean.

1:49:59The Fable and Folly Network, where fiction producers flourish.