Welcome to the Horizon 2.4: A Business Meeting

24:32But Eldon and I covered our tracks pretty well. Great. But even if he didn't, we're still pretty safe from evil life. We need a better name for him. No, we don't. So why don't I feel safer? It's kind of a contradiction. Anti-Leaf! Stop it. We're in the Iron Quadrant right now, which is dangerous. But it is safe from the rest of the triad. How? There's only one warp gate going in and out of the Iron Quadrant. What's Leaf backward? If this other Leif came through the warp gate and the Ted Empire found out, they'd park their entire navy on the other side of the warp gate and wait. Feel. No? No. that doesn't protect us completely.

25:13It does not. Negaleaf. He could send proxies. Proxies? There's a rogues gallery of shitheads he could send after me, depending on what approach he wants to take. But that'll only happen if he finds out that there's a new life in town. And again, we've covered our tracks pretty well. Wait! Everyone, be here with me. Darkleaf. Congratulations, you found it. Okay, okay. So you're telling me that everything's going to be fine. That's what we're telling you. Good. Good. Good, good, good. Good. This is exactly what I want. I want people telling me that everything is fine and that I don't have to do anything.

26:03More news like this. Please. Okay, well, um, sure. We're done with that, I guess. Permission to go flirt with my girlfriend? Granted. Permission to call Frank a 77-year-old man since he turned 25? Denied. I'm done, too? I'm afraid not, Leif. There's something else you should be made aware of. Okay. Come over here. Before we left our origin universe, we were alerted to something very strange. It's here. That painting? This is a painting of Macon Peppercorns, the founder of Hood's Pocket. Macon what? I know, it's ridiculous. The point isn't the painting, though. It's what's behind it. Frank, would you mind removing the painting?

26:47A hole? Through the hole, Leif. What is it? The one building that has been here since the town's foundation is this one. The Sheep's Eye. It appears that this entire building was built around a pre-existing metal frame. Wait a minute. Yes, it's what you think it is. That's Arvium. It is. This entire building is built around an Arvium frame? It is. It's why we were able to survive a meteor swarm. What the fuck? Okay, and if you could just explain the significance of this stuff again. Arvium is the strongest stuff out there, but it's almost impossible to manipulate. Almost. Yeah. I know somebody who can, though.

27:35As do I. fucking Ertz. Exactly. If you look at the scan of the whole frame on my screen, you can see it has many of the hallmarks of Ertz craftsmanship. What the hell are they doing here? No idea. There's an Ertz door at the diner. There is? Yeah, it's in the deep freeze. In your deep freeze, there's an Ertz door. The deep freeze is a dimensional portal to an ice planet, and there's an Ertz door there. The what is a what to a what? I know. What's the relationship between these things and the Ertz? No idea. Well, they couldn't have constructed them. No, I don't think so. Okay, okay, let's move this over to Trinket's.

28:13Good idea. What does she have to do with this? Before we started traveling, Trinket had some very vivid visions of the history of this place. I discounted them at first, but considering whatever is going on inside of her body, perhaps they wore us another look. Okay. So I go talk to Trinket now? Correct. That's what I'm doing today? Yes. What? Nothing. This job is way more chill than my other job. Enjoy. Frank, are you coming? Oh, no. God, no. I've had plenty of Trinket for one night. Thanks. Deidre will come with you. She's well-versed in the history of this place. She may be of some help. Okay.

28:50Frank, what's going on with you and Trinket? Uh, well, she's been poisoning me. I don't think it's possible to poison you. That hasn't stopped her from trying. Whatever. This will give us the opportunity to address something else. What? It's about Celeste. Great. What now? Hey, Deidre. Hey, I hear we're supposed to have a playdate at Trinkets? Yeah, I guess so. Let me get my notebook. Okay. Notebook? She's got this little notebook where she writes down interesting things about history. Well, that's pretty adorable. Turns out it's like the hottest fucking thing in the world, but don't tell her I said that.

29:29You know, you being in love is really ruining your mysterious drifter aesthetic. I know. I'm gonna have to figure out a whole new persona. Okay, let's go. Talk about me the whole time, please. Whatever you say, sweetie. Hey, space friend. Did you hear? We're on a special assignment. Oh, do tell. We're going over to Celeste's house. Okay, why? Eldon won't tell us until we get there. something about privacy or whatever. He's so old-fashioned. Right? I'm getting us to go, Cups!

30:17Sluggo, pull up to the next corner and wait. Sure thing, boss. This meeting is going to be a pickup. I need to get a bit of intelligence before the next meeting. This is going to be the real dirt fairy. They're an information peddler. Best in the city. Try not to let the smell throw you. The smell? They use the sewage tunnels under the city to get into a lot of restricted places, so there's a bit of a smell. It doesn't bother me much. Reminds me of home, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, I grew up downwind from a paper mill, so I know all about it. Great. Just go with the flow.

31:04Minsky? How are things in the city? Word's gotten out that you're in town. That's understandable. The locals aren't too happy about it. That's also understandable. Every time you're in town, everyone speculates that your boss is making a move in the Iron Quadrant. Why would we want to do that? We have so many relationships here, there's no need to put those at risk. You know that part. You say that every time you come here. They worry about your employer. I've assured my employer that the best way forward in Raxias is to have a mutually beneficial relationship with all parties. Seizing a controlling stake in Raxias would cause a lot of chaos, and isn't there enough chaos out here already?

31:51Is that really true? Of course not. But that's the rumor I need you to circulate. All right. I can do that. You guys want to give me a heads up before you start burning the city to the ground? Let's hope it doesn't come to that. I think the local bosses here in Raxias will come to their senses. Nobody wants a mess. Excuse me. Mind if I jump in here? Not at all. Dirt Fairy. This is my associate, Steve. He's got a very exciting startup just outside of the city. I've asked him to sit in on this meeting. Nice to meet you. First off, let me say, the smell hardly bothers me at all. Gee, thanks. And if it were me, I'd think about circulating the rumor that everything's going to be fine.

32:42And then also circulate the rumor that everything's about to go to hell in a handbasket. Really? Why is that? creates some confusion out there. You know, some anxiety. If people don't know how to feel about what's coming, then they'll have a harder time preparing for it. I like it! Dirt fairy, put both out there. Tell half the people we're not interested in Raxias, then tell the other half that we have every intention of taking over the whole city. That ought to keep him guessing. Okay, if you say so. Slugum, pull off here. You got it, boss. If you don't mind me asking... Please. Your boss controls everything else in the triad.

33:32That's three galaxies all to himself. What could he get out of controlling the Iron Quadrant? Yes. It's pretty fascinating. There's a particular psychology in powerful people, isn't there? If you have almost everything, that one thing you can't have becomes an obsession. Even if it's something you don't need. Sounds pretty fucked up to me. I think I'll stick to the sewers. To each their own.

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36:02What are we doing? Yeah, she's been doing this lately. She goes into this trance, I guess, where things start talking to her. What things are talking to her? I don't know

36:24Like household objects are talking to her? I don't think so Well, good, because that would be weird Right? Hey guys Welcome back Leif, I'm glad you're here Okay I want you to know I've been watching Star Wars. Great. So many things going on, but we can talk about it later. Okay. It's time for us to talk about the mountain. Yeah, we just showed Leif the big metal thing that the sheep's eye is built on top of. Great. So what did you think? I think it's insane. I have no idea what's going on. That's great. I love that. We figured it was time to talk about that vision you had of the mountain. Right.

37:11Okay. Leif, what do you know about ancient China? Uh, nothing. Okay. Okay. So, so we discovered the stone tablet in the Glade of Wishes, and it had Chinese characters on it. Weird. According to Eldon, they're ancient Chinese. A few thousand years ago. Weirder. I've got the translated message here. I will finally return from the mountain, though I have changed as much as the land around me. The mountain will be found again. The mountain will be lost again. Forever. What does that sound like to you? That sounds like a guy who's trapped on a traveling mountain. Apparently, it was from a guy named Chufu.

37:58Chufu is one of those guys who's a combination of history and myth. Apparently, the emperor of China sent him on a quest to find the secret to immortality that was hidden. On a mystical mountain. Tell him the thing about the turtle monster. The what? Right. So apparently Chifu set off on his quest, but then he came back and said to the emperor that he needed archers. Because there was this big turtle sea monster blocking his way, and he had to kill it first. And the emperor was like, sure, checks out. Must be nice to be the emperor. But what does that have to do with anything? Well, my first vision was of Chinese soldiers.

38:35And Eldon said they were from the 2nd century BCE. Which is apparently when Shufu was alive. Interesting. Oh, oh, come next door. What? So, Doug is a bird guy. That's not surprising. Oh, he's got a little journal and everything. Hey, Doug. Hey, guys. Doug, tell Leif about the bird. Yes, which bird? You were up on the mountain and you kept hearing a bird. Oh, oh yeah, okay, okay. I have been here most of my life, and I know what the birds are supposed to sound like. But I kept hearing one in particular that I couldn't place. And it was every once in a while, not like all the time. I wrote it off as, you know, my imagination for a while.

39:18But one day, I couldn't take it anymore, and I really dove into some research. Okay. Now, I still haven't seen one. But the only match I could make to the sound was a wall creeper. Cool. And that means... They're not from Oregon. But guess where they're from? China? Yes! Weird, right? Well, we're on a mountain that travels through the cosmos, so it's not at the top of the list, but... But it's interesting. Sure. Okay, that's all. Thanks, Doug. Oh, okay. Bye. Good job with the bird thing. Oh, thanks. So in my vision, these Chinese soldiers were here in Hood's pocket. But there wasn't a town here.

40:09Just the big metal thing that turned into the sheep's eye. Historians think that the mountain that Chufu was looking for was probably Mount Fuji. But according to your vision, Chufu wound up here. Right. And then I had another vision. Of my great-great-great-grandfather, Megan Peppercorns. The guy in the painting. Right. He was also making his way through the woods, and he also saw the big metal thing. Okay. So when did the big metal thing become the sheep's eye? Well, my grandpa told me that Megan built the sheep's eye, but he also used to say something weird. Apparently, he used to say, I didn't found Hood's pocket.

40:58I found it. This is wild. Right? Okay. So according to your visions, whatever the sheep's eye is has been here for a long time. Yes. But you're saying you know who built it? You do? I think I do. The Ertz. Cool. What's their deal? The Ertz? Earth is a planet here in Andromeda. They're amazing with technology. They're innovations. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, what's their deal? How do you mean? So I'm trying to get down to the essence. Like, what's their energy like? Their energy? Forget the technology stuff. Tell me something else about them. Okay. Well, there's this one thing, but I'm not great with biology.

41:59Eldon? What? What's that thing with the Erts? How they're different from other life forms in the triad? The Erts are a slightly anomalous race in the triad. Why? Despite their diversity, organisms native to the triad all pass genetic information via DNA or RNA, like Earthlings. The exception to this is Ert, whose indigenous races use peptide nucleic acid, PNA. It's a small change, but it is odd that this evolution only occurred on one planet in three galaxies. Even more curious, the flora and fauna on the planet of Ert also employ DNA and RNA, making the Erts different even from their own native plants and animals.

42:40There doesn't appear to be any predominant theory for why this occurred. They don't know where they came from. Are we saying that these Urt guys built all of this? No. No, I don't think so. That metal structure is built like a bivouac. It's a shelter. If they built this place, why would they then put a shelter on it? It's inelegant. And the Urts don't do inelegant. What makes this more interesting is that there's also an urt construct from where I'm from on the diner. So they've been there too? I guess so. Hmm. What? What's this all about, Leif? Trinket, I swear to God, I've been asking myself that question for years.

43:30No, I mean, what's all of it about? Where... where are we going to? What's the big question? What are we working toward? I don't know how to answer that. At first, I was just happy to not be on the run anymore. Then came the Teds, then Clementine, now Croc. I've just been trying to stay alive and keep everyone else alive. I haven't had time for big questions. I hear you. I hear you. But okay. I want you to think about something. I want you to think about the very core of all things. Think about everything before there was everything. Somewhere from deep in the heart of the spirit of the universe, a message is always being sent.

44:35We never listen because we're too busy staying alive. But what is that message? What is it saying to us?

44:47I don't know. I don't know either.

44:55Should we smoke some weed? What? Yes, yes, yes. I think that's a good idea.

45:13This way. Uh, this is where the business meeting is happening? Sometimes I like to have my meetings in the open air, a busy casino, a cafe, something like that. But then, sometimes it's important to keep prying eyes out of the equation. You need that extra level of honesty. You understand. Sure, yeah, sure. Sluggo, go ahead and bring him in. Sure thing, boss.

45:49What the hell? Steve, I'd like to introduce you to Captain Ducky. Just Ducky to his friends. This is who we're meeting with today. Hello there, Captain. I apologize for the less than palatable surroundings. It's awful down here, isn't it? But I thought it was important that we meet somewhere we couldn't be disturbed. Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that I brought you down here so that no one would hear you screaming. That is, of course, 100 % true. But it wasn't just for that. There's a certain sanctity to a one-on-one meeting, Captain. It lets people know how important they are to you.

46:31And you, Captain, are very important to me. Now, you've already met Sluggo. He's the one who knocked you unconscious and tied you to a chair. You've already met my associate, Steve. Now I want you to meet someone else. Say hello, Francis.

46:52Pleased to meet you, Captain Ducky. You may be wondering what Francis' purpose is. He doesn't look like a thugbot, does he? What's interesting, he's not. When I first saw Francis, he was a kitchen bot, slaving away in a casino kitchen, chopping vegetables with all those lovely knives he has all over his hands. But I saw something in Francis that others couldn't see. He had so much potential. Long story short, I now can't go anywhere without him. Isn't that right, Francis? It's been a wild ride, boss. Turns out a bot with spinning blades for hands really adds the level of intensity you're looking for in a high-level meeting.

47:35So, what I want you to do is keep your eyes on Francis and all those incredibly sharp knives and answer for me one very simple question. Have you, Captain Ducky, been trying to unite the gang factions of Raxias under one banner? You've got a secret code name for this little group, don't you? Some sort of Earth reference to throw people off the trail? Sluggo, what was it again? Sanctuary Moons, number two fans. Right, whatever the hell that means. How about it, Captain? Are you trying to consolidate power so that you can challenge my employer in the open market?

48:30I'm sorry, I can't quite understand what you're saying. Can you speak a little clearer? I'm sorry, one more time. I'm still not getting it. Sluggo, anything? Can't understand a word, boss.

48:48That's a shame. I was really hoping we were going to be able to make some headway in this meeting, but you can't let these things slow you down, can you, Steve? I... New projects. They so often get mired down with too many cooks in the kitchen. Isn't that right? Well, let's move on to new business. Francis.

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49:55a Hmm. A7. Once again, you have sunk my battleship. Really? I had no idea you were so adept at maritime warfare. I have many skills, Slabs. As I am learning. More wine. Please. This has... This has been really nice. Agreed. I have been surprised by your willingness to engage in intimate acts with me. I have two. Because of the spikes protruding from my body. Yes. There are many of them. Hmm. I noticed. The ones on my shoulders are poisonous. I'm sorry? Fear not. I always travel with antidote. Good. May we have more wine while you once again teach me your salsa dancing? Mm-hmm. I'd love to. Uh.

50:51Are you expecting visitors? No. Shall I charge my weapon? No. It is very deadly. Just give me one second, okay?

51:05June! You're fucking an alien! Oh, God. Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. Celeste! Open the door, you dirty bird! Do we have company? Uh, kind of. I had no idea our relationship had gotten to that level. It's not like that. I am not complaining. I might be. Slabs McTerps enjoys going public with his fornication partners. Slabs, give me just one second, okay?

51:39Good evening. Oh, hi. Can I help you? Celeste, what in the fucking fuck is going on? I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. Who's in there? That's private. That's an invasion of my privacy. That's an invasion of my privacy. Said the woman who was eavesdropping on the whole town for years from a secret military base. That's not the same thing. Sergeant, we have no desire to invade your privacy. But when I compiled some information and realized who exactly you were secretly spending time with, I made a judgment call to check in. Oh, well, now we have to know who's in there.

52:27It's... His name is Slabs McTerps. Oh, no fucking way. The spiky guy? Amazing. Huge spikes all over his body. Slabs McTerps is a rather dangerous mercenary, Sergeant. I wanted to be sure you were all right.

52:49He's a dangerous mercenary. Now, he is the leader of a dangerous mercenary army. I feel that's an important distinction. No, it's not. He has quite a reputation. Are you sure this is the best course of action? Okay. Is he famous for being a mass murderer? Yes. Should he also be famous for being a great listener? Also yes. Okay. Look, we're not here to be the nookie police, Celeste, but good God, how does that even work sexually? He's got spikes all over his body.

53:34They're not all over his body. Sweet. Jesus, woman! Love finds a way, I guess. Sergeant, this is certainly an invasive move on our part, but I'm sure you understand the concern. I do, and look.

53:53Do I feel uncomfortable about it? Yes. Does he carry around a huge cannon that he calls Disco Inferno? Also, yes. Can this cannon level an entire building? Apparently, but he's a really sweet guy, you guys I'm gonna go talk to him Virg, please don't Don't worry about it I'll deactivate my earth suit and we'll talk alien to alien It'll be fine I'll make sure you're not in any danger, okay? Virg! Bye

54:28Hello? Who might you be? Hmm

54:44Well, cover me in sulfur mollusks. Verge. How have you been, Slabsy? Death has yet to find me. Same here. I have heard tales that you'd fallen into a quasar. Only emotionally. This pleases me. My men still tell the tale of how you navigated the red storms to deliver sustenance in our time of need Every good mercenary needs a good smuggler And I found no replacement since your absence Technically, I'm still absent I'm out of the game now Out of the game? And yet here? On Rax Prime? Oh, it can't be helped There's a girl Ah Ah, an excellent reason to tempt the fates. Sure. Hey, speaking of fates, though, I came back from nowhere to find I've got a pretty hefty bounty on my head.

55:45Whatever did I do? Much has changed in the Triad. Loaf Trax was powerful, but undisciplined. This new regime brings with it a steely resolve and a strange obsession. The bounty placed on you is not simply hefty, as you say. It is the largest bounty ever placed. Ugh. Someone wants me dead that bad. I call it an obsession. An obsession because of the bounty's conditions. You must be taken alive, or not at all. And if anyone in the triad were to take your life, the bounty then moves to their head. Oh, well, it's always nice to be wanted. Again, an obsession. You're not thinking of getting into the bounty hunting game, are you, Slabs?

56:47Bounty hunting is the gruel of cowards. My enemy is on the battlefield, or not at all. I figured, but please keep it under your hat that you ran into me, okay? Of course. And may I say, between the two of us, Earthlings. Oh, right? I am astounded. Tell me about it. I am ruined for other races. I can't explain it. My body burns to the tips of my spikes. Yeah. Yeah. I am ruined. You are a rare commodity in the world, Virge. Guard yourself thusly. Keep your head on a swivel, Slabsy.

58:04I really do hate when it has to get messy like that. Such a waste, this city. So many squandered opportunities. They'll have to come around eventually. It can't be this way forever. It strikes a particular chord with me being here. Reminds me of home. I came from a place even worse than this. A place that is truly a mistake. Begging for a meteor strike, my home planet. I had to claw my way out of it. But everything is a lesson. The lesson I learned on my home planet was that chaos breeds chaos. It spins outward. The world must be reined in, or all that's left is blood and fear. We'll get there someday, right?

59:02Yeah. Yeah. Sure. So now that we've taken care of business, we can get to the fun part. The future. The future? That's right. Unbeknownst to the powers that be here on Rex Prime, I've been working on a little pet project of my own. A whole new business model. Something that's going to open up a whole new revenue stream for my employer. Been working on it for years. And I am very excited to show it to you. We're here, boss. Excellent. Let's have a look. Right this way, Steve. You

59:52The eternal question is, what's the next resource? Everything burns out eventually. You smuggle technology, but technology becomes outdated. You deliver the intoxicant du jour, then along comes the next designer drug. My employer and I have been working on developing the next great resource in the triad, and, well, I think we found it. Let's have a look, shall we?

1:00:32Oh, uh, evening, Frank. Hey, Doug. Um, what can I do for you? I am going to have some coffee. Oh. Oh, I thought you were off coffee. Nope. I'm coming back. I miss coffee. It's normal. It's predictable. Not secretly poisoned. So, don't even know why I left. Oh. Well, welcome back. What are you reading? Oh, Eldon sent me some reading material on the Ashleysaurus. Oh, that's the big lizard thing in your backyard? Well, no, I think it's more like a salamander. Anything interesting? Oh, I mean, well, it's a big alien salamander, so there's some interesting things in here. It has a gland in its nose that can detect the gravitational pull of surrounding moons.

1:01:44Why would something need to do that? Well, navigation, I guess. Oh, also, it's a species that underwent secondary adaptation. So over the course of millions of years, it learned how to live on land. And then after all of that, it readapted for aquatic life. So, you know, I guess life on the land wasn't all it's cracked up to be.

1:02:15Interesting. Yep. Are you okay, Frank? Well, Doug, I came in here for something normal, and we're talking about giant space salamanders. Oh, I'm sorry. We're the same way, you know? What do you mean? Well, I mean, I graduated from high school, and I went through all the trouble of, you know, joining the Navy. And then after I was done, I wound up right back here. And you did the same thing. You went to Tacoma. You got your carpenter's license. You fixed up houses for a while and ended up right back here. So, huh, I guess life on land wasn't all it cracked up to be

1:03:23Yeah I liked it when it was predictable I did too But there is a giant salamander in my backyard now So, you know, may as well get to reading

1:03:44Greetings! Hello! Hi! We have come for snacks. Mini donuts, please. Barkeep, please give me your finest tackies. Preferably limited edition blue heat. Oh, yeah, aisle three. Fantastic. Frank, how are you doing? Uh, fine. I thought you guys were on a very important mission from Eldon. We're on a break. Coast to stone nets, motherfuckers. Hmm. Have you figured anything out? No. Wait! Yes! Trinket! What? I figured you out. You have? I think so. Lay it on me. Okay. This is going to sound weird, but I had this friend one time who was a tree. Leif, that doesn't sound weird at all. I have all sorts of friends who are trees.

1:04:34Right, but this one actually talked and walked around. Oh, yeah. Cool. And they said that when they stood on the ground, they could feel the mycelial network under the ground talking to them. Dude. Oh, my God. What in the fuck? What is a mycelial network? When you see a mushroom, that's just the tip of the iceberg. The big part of it is under the ground. Wait. I know this. The biggest mushroom network ever was back in Oregon. It had four square miles, and it may have been 8 ,000 years old. Also, who made the donuts harder to open? Like that? That's what I'm talking about. Okay. And what does that have to do with me?

1:05:28What is your body full of? Fucking mushrooms. Right. So, the mushrooms in the ground are talking to the mushrooms in my body, and my body mushrooms are talking to my brain? Maybe. Oh my god. Drink it. What are they saying? I have no idea. This is what you've come up with. We have many things that we're working on. So many things. Iron's in the fire. I wrote them down in my book, which is somewhere. Okay. Hey. Great work, everyone. Amazing job. You all get the ribbons. Have a good night. Wait, Frank, Frank, wait. Frank, wait, wait. Frank. I'm waiting. Hold, please. I forgot what I was about to say.

1:06:34Oh, oh, wait. Do you think that Trunker has really big news because of her mushroom? It's so crazy that I can understand every word you're saying right now. Okay, I'm sorry. I totally wasn't poisoning you. But I'm sorry for poisoning you. It's fine. It was an experiment at first, but then you really started to like the tea. And so I kept making it. Trinket, people don't experiment on each other. I know. I know. You're right. My curiosity got the better of me, and I am very sorry. I am not a thing. for you to play with. Frank, I know. I am really mortified.

1:07:43And now, well, I'm worried that you're not going to come over and watch movies with me. Because, because it's important. It's important. to me. Well,

1:08:05we can't just stop at Empire Strikes Back. Right? I mean, you really have to watch all of them. And I want to! I mean, so that your enthusiasm for the first two can be entirely ruined. Well, I'm looking forward to it. Okay. Hey, Frank, Trinket told me you're watching Star Wars because of me? And I just want to make it known that I'm not a Star Wars guy, okay? I actually have legit issues with the whole franchise. If you want to hear my thoughts... No, no, thank you. No. Frank can hear your thoughts? Hey, baby. Virge! Hi! What are you doing? We're at the Shop and Go. And it's very bright in here.

1:08:57Are you smoking the fun stuff, Pook? Trinket made me do it. I'm sure she did. I think, I think it's so great that you have four arms because you're going to have to carry me home because, because the ground, I don't know, baby. The ground feels weird. Okay. And it's apparently talking to Trinket. Sweetheart, is there someone there who isn't high? Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep. Hi, hi, hi, Verge. Hello, Doug. Um, what's up? So, um, it's probably nothing, but there's a suspicious vehicle headed toward the town right now. Oh. Uh-oh. Probably nothing to worry about, but, um, do us a favor and make yourself scarce in there.

1:09:57Let's just see if it passes through, okay? Okay. Sorry, what is this now? It's probably nothing, Frank. Guys, guys, come, come, come, come get behind the counter with me, okay? Virg, what's the vehicle? It's a hover lounge. Okay. What is that? It's a limo, basically. Whoever it is, it's not your average bar patron. Remember when I said I just wanted to be a guy on a mountain complaining about sports? Yeah, I know, man. But honestly, cruising through the cosmos on a place like this? Good luck with that. Frank. What? Uh, um, Steve.

1:10:56Okay, see ya!

1:11:16Oh my god! Oh my god! Steve! Steve! Steve, what's going on? Steve, try and slow down your breathing. You're going to pass out. Frank. Steve, breathe. Frank, there's... What?

1:11:42Slaves. Thousands of them.

1:12:13Welcome to The Horizon is brought to you in part by our Monte Cristo level and above supporters. Wilson, Billy, Bert Bert, Bethany, Second Bethany, Ace Spades, Debbie Trencher, That One Dude Who Likes Tacos, Mark Fisher, The Male Escort, Lady Bethany, a.k.a. Mrs. Turkey Spit, Steve, Junior Barding, The Father of Lucas, Ava Maddox's Ashtray, Adore Bees, Vera Torkelson, Bones, Lizard Breath, and The Snot Rocket with Love of Space Burger, Andrea Rose, Samantha Orum, Emiler, Caden Suda, Bat Loves Dragon, Tommy Johnson, Unhip Fern, David Sosa, Noodles by God, Ralph Capone, The Harbinger Pulsar, Corey83, Blues, Liz Wants Leaf to Build Her a Plane, Dude Named Blake, John Caleb Williams, Deustopian Wasteland, Yontalias, Kian, Nerdy Birdie, Walter The Burger Wizard, An Eel Exchange Student from Midst, Dapper T.

1:13:06Last Name, Ratrick, Ricklin, The Kids Call Me Rickonlan, Dyer, Old Bethany's Must Burn, Brad Sturrock, Natasha Without Boris, Frost and Alice, Lobster Possum. Known. Coyote Mike is on the run from the Bethanies and is looking for the resistance. Not a who, but a what archivist. A mostly morose ghost eating toast. Hayley Ander. Love you, kiddo. Malort Boy. Jinx the Cat would like to offer you biscuits. Have a zesty day. Retro G86. Megan. Malcolm Edwards. Spend my money irresponsibly. Steven Drop. Dana Thanielson, son of Dana Thaniel, or Danny for short. Cross Stitcher Who Loves the Hobby and Time Travel.

1:13:44Funch Brunglin. Mrs. Nova Scotia, Nash Likes Apples, Hi Diddley Ho, Neighborinos, It's Njord Flanders, Akai Akakievich, Pneumatic Yeti, Late Trucker, The Eldritch Skyfazoa, Wyatt Fryhover, Paul, Michael Carey Tolman, Dave Davison, Broom Goddess, Theodore, Here With His Son Henzo and RB, Ricky Burnett, That New Guy, Aim Ziety, Da Savage Indian, Raid 808M, Gray Craniac, Jules Weeks, Calf, Kareem, John Wilkes Booth's freedom-loving horse, aka Jay Willikers. Mr. Ratzkert, the emo Sigma Lightworker. Neckbone, his imperial dudeness. Oh hey, it's Jay. Lou, the ghost. Cinder and Beast of the Maze are in the deep freeze.

1:14:25Grim, off the internet, wants Harriet to know that he loves her. Ernie Brooks, Titan King 707, Rich Francis, Burger Kaspa-Spa, no relation. Jedi Shaolin, Smart Alec the Great, Botanbutan, Gas Station Cryptid, Houdini and Jim insisted we pick up Orson Welles, and now Shane is waiting outside the country store while they buy Cheetos. Bird Bird the Bird's Bird, Cheesy McFish, Papa Goose, Sometimes I Do Feel Like a Plastic Bag, Hayden Brown, Adeline Peets, Nathaniel Lee Industries, Wayne Heiser, Dameron the Space Goblin, Jen and Brit, Shua the Druid is composting the rich for a salad bar, Bungus, Midnight Club, Kosher Steak, Udon 96, Septi and Asha, not Sasha, have the hots for the Mucklewaynes, and would gladly be their unicorns.

1:15:11Dr. Bootyologist the Glutes Doctor, Portagos Pex, Lafayette Lasagna Lovers One, Starlight, Retro MG, a chef named JJ wants to apply to be Gloria's new line cook, that homeless guy who saw the diner disappear from Rogers and gave up booze, Lord Kennedy, Eric, Slater Morales, the Fae Wanderer, Adalor, Trans Space Dinosaur, A Very Spicy Walrus, Amanda Bills, Misty Word Power, Dax Myers, Flacco, aka Johnny R, the Disco Spider, The Missile Wanes Against Ted, Vicky Hebert, Pike Daniels, The Cosmic Whale, Zansatsu, and Rohan will answer. Murdoch Wang, a caterpillar farmer. We present Joe Fisher with the inaugural Monte Cristo Peace Prize for his totally earned efforts in ending the Bethany War.

1:15:55Chimera, Crookham, Donald, When the Grass Gets Too Long You... Moat. Daniela Yacom, The Space Trucker Chadwick Conan Doyle III, Jody Green, Monster Senshi, Heather Needs a Divorce, Michael Peters, political knitter, super sly secret season Sasquatch subtly seeks crazy cool cryptid club created by bravely battling Bethany's badly beating bongos. Live on the Undersignal, David, physicist. Brendan Shoneman, Bob Lobster, I divided by zero and now I'm undefined. Peter the Horse is here, Mag Tremor, Rod Stewart the Sailor Slayer, James We Met the listless enjoyer, Emily Chatterton, Ash Morningstar and her companion Laika the Space Dog.

1:16:35Mix Maxine. If I had a nickel for every time I got obsessed with a series with a fourth dimensional being called Chuck, I'd have two nickels dot dot dot. David Kiesler. Boy got them honka honkers. Kevin O'Malley. Invisible Guerrilla. The Mrs. Poland. Zemaniac. Lord Axton shares the realm with Lady Sparkle. Hop loves a thugbot named Francis. Pam the Infinite. And Thou. Revolutionary Inclined Ocelot. Matt Howler. Andrew Bear. Marius De Joa. Butterfly Fox. Congregation of alligators wearing groucho glasses. Irma the llama, 27 keep it tight, chip, Gloria's right hand jack-in-the-box man. Jal-din, grim knight, pike Daniels the whale, Caldrak, and Thosilis Bethany Maximus, lord of Kingwood, Texas.

1:17:21Ragnar Jensen, Addison Weirdo Wagner, Araman 0305, Leif is my role model, Jim Weathers, Titus Kostloff, echoes of Acheron, I'm a kung fu panda on the wind, Brandon Alexander Ragsdale, aka Redeemed Defender. The Intergalactic House of Cats demands a free Palestine. Electromancer. Chekhov's Space Cannon. Cory Sensus. Surf and Turf Telecoms. I'm a Djinn. Red and Dusty with his Garden Goddess. Kobe's Dingleberry. Mystic Monster for Chaos. Ziggy Dreadful. G-Wing. Frank One. Figgy Aloysius and the Ooni Moonies featuring Milo Kabakaiju. I'm just here to refill the Parmesan cheese. It is Sparks. Damn Scrub.

1:18:01Lost Girl Lou, Christopher Byram, Middle American Penguin, Shanna Welch, Crocheted Cosmos, Andy the Celestial Penguin, Rabbit Homan, Leafs Bathrobe, Misty Lovebug, Bo Nunley, Ariana Castillo, The Rat Sorcerer, Lita Medinger, Marco, Lethargic God, Friend, as in your best, Lime Ghost, M, Jared Armstrong, J the Irascible, The Great and Powerful Spatilda, The Magic Committee, Honor Aubert, Ian Full, A River Otter and their gender-neutral partner, 345 uneducated swine learning to swing dance One intergalactic year with Big Potato 99 A.K.A. The Rat Lady A.K.A. Bumblebee A.K.A. AK-47 Kai, just a little guy Ender Wright Mark Nazawaritz Xenia the Capturer of Light Duncan Albert Theoretical Chemist Xavier Dasher Chris Loves to Read Katie Michalik Greg Andrews Lyons Just Matt 85 That Girl Gracie Magnus von Kaffenheim Ballbags the Pirate Plunderer of Necropants Gold, Longtime Lurker, Scooter, The Unlucky Son, Jennifer Myers, Lady Lazarus, Anazi, Lord of Stories, Tom, Donnie Darko, a.k.a.

1:19:11Darko the Destroyer, Tom Shin, Caitlin and CT's Neverending Podcast Adventures, Whisper Dan, Kyo the Panda Puppy Forklift Operator, Ruby Cherries, Nick Faye, Oliden and Julfrena, Justin and Amy Triplett, Jen Sims, Pen Pen, Ring to the Motaz, The Leathermans, Luke Warm Fart, Odd Commodity, Jen Before, Ander Ho, Muffin Madness Cafe vs. Midnight Burger Bake Off, Earth Witch, Leah Prime, Gregory Santoro, Mothmal, Not the Fucky Fried Chicken, Robert Drapiza, I Know That Joe Is Secretly Afraid of Rogue Lafes, Iono, Jonathan Tolbert, Mr. Put It On 06, Hedgehog Hen, Jackson Bell, Katie Chambers, Jay the Podcast Lover, Dick Rickles, Chapter President, Damn glad to meet you.

1:19:55Malcolm Flynn, Samuel Lee, Josetron Prime. Oh my God, I forgot to change my name from Nicholas Beckler to something more cheeky and fun. Donald Shingler, Justin Wiley, Daniel Stavvy, T.U. Luder. Allie Oopsie, not to be confused with Oopsie. To Daddy Jazz Hands from Mouse Toots. Rachel Vasquez, the beloved yet borderline inappropriate empire of Dr. Thunderbutt and Lady Christabel. Britt Littlefair, Dan Gentry, Ron Hayden, Fridge Bickle, Jacqueline Snyder. I hope something good happens to you today. Yes, you.

1:20:53Elijah Sharp, Arwen the Freer, Throatgoat666, I am your father, Addie Slauson, Inconceivable Kai, Redrum916, Nick Waycaster, Gotham still fucked up, Batman ain't really doing shit when you think about it, No Good Monk, Sarmad Sayed, Pugalicious Freshington III, Esquire, Three Pandas in a Trenchcoat named Bethany, Jhonald Grimbus, Taz Monique starting to shift at six, Matt Knight Bushager, Gavin Mori,

1:21:46Damn Eitri. The platform jail mechanism burn museum theorist, hold please. Kay Kayow, Empress Squishy Face of Greater Catopia. Anna Garcia, Goblin King, Rays of Nope, Ruby Booth, Bubber Duckle, Yegor Luce, Terry Cads. The Bethany's Demand More Omega Station. Leaf Tracks, Rise of Leif. Chapter One, Loaf Tracks Retires. The Prodigal Yelm, Catalyst for Chaos, Sculliver, Cat Lucido, Sam and Shane. Ahsoka Likes Hugs. Caitlin Hess, Vee, Ma Dukes, U.S. Marshal Stacy. Ooh, Chickadee. Terran of the Guild of Free Cartographers. Sweet Chaos 7. Dango Dale. Esty, not the website. At every moment in every corner of every possible world, there is always a way home, and it's already found you.

1:22:28Jao Paulo Lemos. Odd Keep the Sentient Lighthouse. The faceless old Bethany who secretly lives in your home. D-Shane. Tanya Fisher. Appalachian Death Queen. Zosifer Doggo of Doom. It's official. They're called Thigronis. Kevin Winans. Marlon C. Mike Watt and his interrogative warriors wish everyone a Happy New Year's. Madame Perry, Cherish Hellfire, Mistress of Time and Space, Lycan Lady, Cameron Agnese West, Knox, Lisa Liu, Emmett Hale, The Triad's Baddest Goblin, Emery and Lano, James Miles, Browncoats Love the Diner, House Chaos and the Critter Cacophony, Max and Nia and Ivonne's six? Seven?

1:23:04Nope, it's Mark. Minions Simone Mimi Davis, Mr. and Mrs. Ronald and Misty Don Mitchell Jr., Gaia Turtle, Wayne Barahona, Jesse the Dragonrider, We Will Not Rest Until Puerto Rico and Palestine are free, Pluto Crow, Nissy's Mom, Hookay Splort, Whiskey Rebellion and Gen Riot's Interdimensional Detective Agency, Zephyr Vitriol, Altreon, Slim Nandy, Goth Lafe, Adriana Bartolomucci, Jonah is Gay, The Midnight Ashes, Hornetti, Balian Fair, The Night of Silver Flames, Hood's Pocket Protector, Unpaid Intern Passed the RD Exam and Got a Job, Valkyrie Storm, Patricia who's always late but somehow on time.

1:23:41DC Squirrel, Honey Cooper, Kyle the Interstellar Highwayman, Shelly Act on the Verge, Gail Friend, Uncle Denzo, and Aunt Betty had the opportunity to try Miss Chris's sandwiches and can attest that they are fire. Rubber Cake, Clover the Clown, The Sparky Tech, Prop the Croc-A-Gator, Ring Leader Volt, Jazz Punker, Captain Tight Pants and the Companion, Kentucky Cried Frickin', Renee N., Bethany the Lone Star Edition, Katerina de la Playa, R.I.P. Eloise Waffles, The Floof Wrangler, Aki the Space Druid, There are only 176 MB fanfiction and one Bethany.

1:24:39Gloria's Forgotten Ford Festiva, Brandon Wright, Night Breakfast at the Midnight Cauldron, Force for Good-ish, Mark Scott, Rosie Mum, The Judah, Intergalactic Fry Lord, Gravity's optional but fries aren't, CJ's Big Barbecue Bistro for Bethany's, Angel Vasquez, Tara, Stephen Raymer, J. Carp Fishman, The Great Goblino, Low Oxygen, Save the Mungos, Joji the Birdwatcher, Nye, Lilac Morcella, Rachel Krempa, with special thanks to my best friend Lizzie and my husband Steve. Don't worry about the order, honey. Your Majesty. Temporal Hashbrown. Diane Brown. Dr. Flogg wants Tita to return his voicemails.

1:25:15Mags. Captain No Sleep. The Slim Reaper. Reuben Eden. Smedley P. Snodgrass III, but please call me Smeddy. The Shreveport Bohannon. Cece the Umbrella Mage. Bradbury's Sasquatch loads Chekhov's gun. Din. Cosmic Ketchup. Lack of Lifestyle. August the Schmogest and Hossfest. Ashley Davis. Mousy. Hood's Pocket Gear and Sprocket Local Repair Cafe. Postmaster General Kwan sent me. Mad Maddox. Lake Basmagian. Nitwit 14. Roiled way too harshly. DJ Johnny B. Long dramatic gasp. Marco Montano. Part 1. Pretending to have a tomato allergy. Shiny Fields. Adam Tachek. Christopher Wendell. Unproductive Banana.

1:25:54Pulsifer the Paulist of Paulism. Zombie Spider-Man. The Sorcerer Sanguine says brain demons is an anagram of Brandon is me. Bex 823. Auntie Cryptid. Barry Heap. Gas Mask Penguin. In the hot seat. Mime Ninja's Ninja Mime. Master Oogway has ascended back to the spirit realm and welcomes anyone to join him in the search for inner peace. Barry. Dilly is dallying. Podcast Junkie wants Gloria's tamale recipe. Futile screaming at the ocean. Fox Hatlin. Dylan Caroni. Pedro Vibresto. Penny Sparkles. Slider. Dimitri. Maple Emily, the gayest library janitor in Indiana. The new kitten's name is Leif, and this time he's not a girl.

1:26:33Physic the Good Bush, definitely not one of the bad bushes funding rebel Bethanies to overthrow the duly elected Bethanies. Scout Mistress and her Phalanx of Intergalactic Eagle Scouts. Hexadecimal Bethany is non-binary. Vapus 10's Big Black Gaping Hole. Goobrious, you know, like Lugubrious, but without the loo. Bruce. My Milkshake Brings All the Bethanies to the Diner. Jessica Gigoma. Torical. Jenny the Bear. A-grr. Bell Ringer. Sir Dean Thorne. Treech! Josie Jones. Mr. Fibble is very cross. Hot potato. Dr. Mojo postulates the end list endlessly splintering off as Bethany and Bert Bert's caboose until its end lists all the way down.

1:27:13Dave and Buster's server manager ready to serve all the Bethany's a Monte Cristos. Blind time traveler convention date. LA woman, the Phoenix rising. New name, God? No, not him. Jeff Andrew? Sure, Jeff Andrew. Miss Luan, a British woman with cute dogs. Cup of noodles. Schmizzy two-shoes. Luna Nova. Nicholas Griffith. Matt Grigsby. Justin Smolin. Riku 31, Craig Dundee, The Name's Knight, with a K, Astral C, Ickle Me Pickle Me Tickle Me Too, Guy With The Chops, Sam, Mitchell Yee, Bagel Knife, Inmelda and Scott, Courtney Cochran, Lily Starling, Ryan K, Devin7777 has been my fave verbal stim for months, Nate, Forklift Lifts Forks for Cliff, Vince M, Chip, Radio Free Relia, Violin Loves Midi, Brian Pasley,

1:28:04Our overhead is way too high with all of these names. Please make sure to turn in all receipts. Love, Josh from Accounting. Satsuma, Silliest Goose, Dr. Jones, I Can't Believe It's Not Bethany, Coach Shane of Toad Suck Central, Go Cranes, Cole Arthur, Lego Croissant, Cassade, Norwin Murgler, Chase and her army of turtles join the Bethany War. The Star Set Messengers want to know if you've written that four-page essay on why you don't think about bugs. Joe Cupup, We be chopping broccoli. Icy Fish, The Hacker Known as Ivy DeBurb, Edwin McDonald, A Feisty-Ass Chickadee, Poultry Landmine, The Scrappy Poet, Jenny the Cryptid Paladin, Maverick Artist, Shit, It Was a Mimic, Basil in Their Tea, Waiting to Gossip with David, Ainsley-ay -ay-ay-ay-ay, Anknor, ATB, Kiwi Lovelybead, Zoe.

1:28:52Dr. Professor Reverend Bethany Wethany Lethany Woofie McFluffenberger, MD, PhD, Esquire, and that's not pretentious at all, aham, is looking for a cure to the Bethany mutation that the Society of Bethany's began the war with so many years ago. Michelle Spurgeon, Jack the Sleepy. Garrett Henderson Twote, still trapped, but I've stopped asking why. The freezer is, I am, we chill. Son of Defarge, Wisco Teach, Scott A. Snellgrove, give peas a chance. Samalama Ding Dong, Sarah, that's it, just Sarah. Ricardo Galamba, Kari's Crafty Cloaking Devices, LLC, hashtag we we from of Gossamer. Deeringer, Penny the Wonder Dog and Bucky Von Buckbuck.

1:29:28Kintex Oridian, Cherry Appleby, Medium Rare Extra Toasted Bun. Topher Hart the Gay, Saucy Caesar, Belt, Aspen is a Verge fanboy, McJ67. Ava's favorite My Little Pony pencil wants Joe to slap into a snim gym. Is this thing recording? Mr. and Mrs. Drifter, representative of the Alaska Midnight Burger Tummy Time chapter. Sir Dredmor Spiba is wondering if Bethany likes night breakfast. Lord Entropy. Bok-bok, motherfucker. Everyone's favorite clown, Splotchy. Penstrike Algorithm. Gabriel Strife would like to remind you that it's Gabriel, not Gabrielle, and would also listen to a six-hour shift notes.

1:30:03Alyssa's Shiny Pants. Gondor Calls for Aid. Muscles for Tits. Arnold Rumspringa, The Demise of the Temple of Bethany's. Ellen Berglund says, Hi, Mom. Kitty McSkull. Raven Stromdance. Hapless, novelist passenger of the dimensionally impermanent and temporally incontinent bookshop cafe, The Wild-Eyed Prophet. Tessa Craig, Perfectly Personalized Disaster, Richard Schofeld, Jim Turner, Lux Luminos, Javi De Niro, Big Chunk, Gadides, Bingo Sticky Rice, Boom Boom's Wooden Leg, Will the Real Mwadib Please Stand Up, Kitty Cat and Lollipop Can't Get Enough of This, Jillian C, Benjamin, Not Franklin, Tracy Baby, Leia, Is That the Chris Hancock Who Traded Weekly Soup For The Use of My Kitchen Table?

1:30:43Bethany Reading in a Green Field, I am the lizard frantically firing flechette guns, Bumblefay, Mr. Epsilon, the Mothman, Long-Haired Matt, DJ, Lenny Harris, Robert W., Breelzebub, Krezimira, Jessa Loren, Mayday Hoops, The Bean Wizard, Myth and Stitch Embroidery loves the Mucklewains, Lulu Louise, Dulio, The Brew Crew Family, Bert Ruba, your most benevolent lord and master of the multiverse, Jeffrey George, Exquisite Whimsy, Ellie, don't tariff me bro, oopsie, Evelyn, the wizard mooses hold out their cat for you to pet. Grimlore, Existential Pancakes, Ginny Waboom, Errant Popsicle Stick, Im Horowitz, Isle of Refuge, Jack Spider's Mom, Bubble Butt Bethany Has Banana Breath, Llama Fresh, Jer the Benevolent Destroyer, Valtiel Heller, Revan the Redbeard Wizard, Bert Bert and the Funky Bunch, Corora the Twelfth, shh, just listen.

1:31:34Damian Fletterjohn, Zomcon, Bethany 2, Electric Boogaloo, Welcome to the Quan Pound, pen pen pen pen pen pen pen. Mr. Muchacho Kaiserschnitzel is outside Sarah Murphy's house on Raxius recruiting for the Trouble Puffs Fight Club. The wolves in the deep freeze say awoo! Julie Hammond, Sanctuary Moon's number two fans. Simpson, Jason, Alice Lewis, Simply Amy Sue. I pushed her because Joe said so. Even older Liz, McBearcat, Grack Pinfeather, Sitican Druidic Scientist. Astro, your friendly neighborhood android. Moonlight Zombie Fox. Old Doc Racy, the Midnight Missionary. out there somewhere looking for you.

1:32:12Rotten Ronnie sleeps in grandma panties. Squonky! Artist Dragonborn, Bigby Garage, Bill Zangana Lester, Joaquin Jimenez. Hello, Big List, I'm Dad. Now let Joe get some rest. It's time for bed. Muffins, Space Wives, Chad Hatter, Cosmic Tea Maker of the Triads, Captain Jack Harkness wants Peter the Robot. Oreo? Oreo. No, wait, pineapple. Actually, never mind, Oreo. Tell your cat I said... Banana Manaz. A Corgi Cold Kibble, Cuddly Kraken, Life's a Lode Studio, and his wife Mega-Nator. Axel Light, Sarge the Bard, Somenity, Rielfan, LL Cool Mint Jams, Trevis Reberticus, the other original Caitlyn, Ken Daddy, Celestiani, the jaded Umbra gets slightly less jaded as Peace, once again, returns to the land.

1:32:59Leia Izadi, Millie Was Taken, Dead to Me 86, Hanus, Bee Camp, Shen Man Man Man, Karma Karma Chameleon, Kinran Wishes Everyone a Healthy New Year, Zoe and Her Army of Mice, Briar Long Lost, Daniel, Sammy the Baby Seal, I Have Always Relied on the Kindness of Diners, The Hood's Pocket Electrician's Union Reminds You That We're Always Here to Check Your Shorts. Thank You for Pressing Too, Your Anglophone Emotional Support Canadian Request Will Be Processing in the Order in Which It Was Received, Queen Surly Jess, RIP Lance McClain, You Would Have Loved Midnight Burger, Adam Toklove, Dr. Bitchcraft, Sassy Cat the Space Vixen, Claire Rock, Jekka, Eros Degod, The size two fish you've been looking for.

1:33:38Yokai. Borgia. Spiders are cuddly. The main immortal thinks it should be Ken Daddios. Cheel. Kneel. Sin City Scuba Steve. Poliwog. Michaela White. Elena Pickle. Wilbur Winklewright, wristwatch wrangler of West Worcestershire, finally spots Red Nell as the carnage clears. Professor Thaddeus Snookums VIII. Mr. Grin. Glenn Petrovsky. This moment of silence so Joe can catch his breath is brought to you by Rick Tyler, audible breath. Elizabeth Hammond. Cheapcon. Yeah, you heard me. the real CheapCon, except no imitations. Steamvision, conductor of the interdimensional time-spanning hype train. Dave Herold, Wise Cube, Dirty Diaper Fussbutt, and the Piggy Runt.

1:34:15Bromine, pronounced bro. Mine. Main humdinga. Mother of Pearl, Fiona now owns Leaf's 18-inch Peter. Sealface, Rigor Mortis, Megan's Things, Things Megan Makes, Coilane, Trebek's Reject, Prophet of the God of the Mucklewains, Igneous Burp, Darth Ox. This brief pause is brought to you by Michelle K.'s wish for Joe to catch his breath. Aaron Arnold, 50 bananas a week. Mama Mander, B-Roz, and Sluntmaster J. Alpaca Lips. I'll take one butter and brie on rye, please. Elliot Paints. Undead Akira. The Lord Reverend. Ryan. Thomas's ten tenebrous tan stafel tippers treading treacherously tantamount to telling totalitarian trope termination tales.

1:34:54The Lovely Laura Lovely. Kith Gamgee, Sam Wise's flaming cousin. Dariel. Jeremy the Ruler. Goat She. Jacob Mitchell. Swooning for Verge. Zeke in the box. Stevie Crowhill, How to Get Jack from John, Flesh Witch Loves Flesh Mech in Every Universe. Scrubs, Just Some Guy from Adelaide Named Ryan. Remy, The Panda Crew, Melody Prime, Beardo the Wizard. Captain Benjamin Hawkeye Pierce, the German Shorthair Pointer from Nashville, wants to tell his mom Maddie that he says, Ha Woof. Whiskered, Annie Two Hands for the Double High Five. Marissa the Ghost, Local Snowplows in your area are dying to meet you.

1:35:30Rutherford B. Chesterfield and his dapper companion Winchester, Cheshire Corgi, Stray Cat, Ol' Kelsey No-Shoes, Zoldia, Dizzy Flame, We Serve Everyone Eventually, Sasha, Beth and Alan Van Gillis, Langston North, Sly Fox aka Br 'er Rabbit, Pants Darts Champion, The Constantly Lost Geographer, Timothy Aotis, Chance Wants You To Know He Cares, Wolf Stark, Elliot, Hobbs Decoe, Natalie Bartlett, Rory of Yin, Movie the Golden Calf, Kirion, Giovanni Salinas, Rocky G, Perry the Pirate, Aaron Elizabeth, K-Narcotics, Solomon Price, A Daydream You Won't Escape, Angela Sanchez, Ava M, Bubba 485, aka Schimmelbach, The Christmas Whale, Kaiju Sommelier, Stella Corvus, Jesus Garcia, JP the IT Guy, Candyman Fight, Sandwich, John Peters, you know, the farmer, Barkley on the Holodeck, Dapper Dad, SCP-049, Omagis, Raven the Dreamer, TK Turtle King, Mike M, Space-Based Lasers, Captain B and Lady G with their swabs, Marla Madam Lotus still especially loves Finley, Mr.

1:36:34Steamwave, my friend the rhino says be nice, whoop challenge, dream founder, I'm your huckleberry, Elizabeth T, Ty Ty the Wonderhamster and her dear darling Duke, Grandpa Gus, bombastical chem licker, Koko Yumi is painting ponies. Hug-a-Muffin. Bigfoot of Doom. DL. Annie Atkins. Crandyman the Pug Whisperer. Garou. Our cat said to tell you. Meow. Ya boy of indeterminate origin. Benjamin Ortiz. Mr. Frog President. Pop Rock Quicksand. Molly Lives on Mars. Mr. Squizzle Sizzle Whizzle Fizzle the Horrendous apologizes for conspiring in the Bethany War. Invites for tea are being sent now. Abanasso. Trina Ward.

1:37:16Spooky Spader Storytime. William Kent. Andy. The McJimmy's From Your Local Dimension, Xavier Killingsworth, Lane Kiffin is a Ho, Mimetic Hygienist, Rogue Art, Aaron Star Joshua Damien, and Sentinel of the Star System, Claude de Claws, Spunky Dan, Rachel Seymour, Chiss Alfridge, The Bullheaded Professor, Alexandre Larocque has brought Le Guillotine to assist the Bethanys in their survival war, Vive la Revolution, Ed Boy, Ryan Finnelly, Jonathan Kay, Pearl Null, Another Monster, Pedabyte Avatar, Tugwin the Mighty, Project Octopus, Ken, Chibs1012, Scotty Oates, Byrotron95, Dan's granted clemency by his overlord parents.

1:37:55Dance, Brit!

1:38:04The Bracken System and its homeworld, Ren. Simply Tony. It will always be Finley's workhole to me, If you know, you know. Gabrielle Castellan. Whom, what, when, where, and why is what all Fagronis say while listening to Midnight Burger. Nico Degallo goes great on Midnight Burgers. A drum major and a trapeze artist walk into Connie's bar. Sir Party Animal. Biro the motherfucking dragon is finally 21 and can now enjoy peppermint schnapps. Uloy Jackal. Ari, you sure Mike robbed the Nancy Sinatra? Court need to leave it alone if you want to live. Must be a witch. Cat with a K. Hey, my figureoni has a first name.

1:38:43Stompenstein L. Mustachio. Lucifer Hezekiel. La Chihuahua Brava. CC Carousel. Korth the Destroyer. Honest Puck. Casper's Mom's a MILF. Scout and Foxglove says the floor is lava. Red Nell hiding in a crowd of Bethany's to avoid capture by Wiley Wilbur Winklewright, wristwatch wrangler of West Worcestershire. Kordomsky. Craig Armstrong. Plastic Fork. Dulcet Deleche Studios presents Under the Truskin Sun. Get out of my booth. Bug. Propagator. I hardly know her. Sad Angry Crab Man, Chuck McFinley, Effie and Zebulon's trans great-granddaughter Hazel Hayes, Velocity Girl 42, Little Dragon and a Cauldron of Bats, Ben Carlyle, Flat Steve's Love for Grand Theft, Anna Kearney, Crashly Strange Lilia, The Four Schnauzers of the Apocalypse, Starblaze Burnbright, Imzukioki, Spotted Rhino and Her Hand-Me-Down Frogs, Red Mafia Panda, Lonely Isle, Kaidalo Headphones, Hinkle, Pikeman Stover, Fondella Stover, Pikeman Stover's Wife, Cernoculus Skrizzles Thwap Giddy Giddy Giddy The Firekeeper The End Is Nigh Jeremiah the Cancelled Librarian Alex Spike and Faye Johnny Allen West and the Boys from the Dwarf Speedy McSpeedy Eli Wolf Brandy Gunter Auntie Becky is owned by Five Rescue Cats Speckled Unicorn Jedi Rides Again with Nova the Space Pirate Tevin Longblade Shortsword Forget Normal A Damn CJ Johnson A Dragon Sitting on Its Horde of Dice Wendell Whitaker Fikachu Smivey Glowbed Roulette Andrew Fuller, Dane and Deb, Ban Mi Hoong, The Soup Witch, Bender FTW, Fettuccine Alfredo, Cowboy and Sasquatch Hunts Bethany's, Amalgamous Pax, Pebbles, VV, Effie Rawlings, Megan Hazen, Philip Your Dad Is Not Your Dad, Nick Borrow, Midnight Plumber, His Royal Highness Mr.

1:40:26Hamilton Underfoot Kitty I, and Accomplice Princess Penelope the Marchioness of Mischief and Maven of Mystery, Megan Gentry, Mr. Cherry, Our Ass Is in the Jackpot, Tubby Teddy, India Inkblot, Slev of Bahamas, Omi Gracie, Dalton Jenkins, Kat Holtz, The True Mega Mike, Fred and George, Lavinia, Ava Maddox Jr., Liza Wirth, Cass Williams, Christy, Yeet Maboy, 46 Tool Shed 2, and Elle Marie Catastrophe, The Image Collector, Blended Music, Definitely Not Kevin, Sitting Squirrel, Patricia E. Melt Missed Everyone, A Round of Yorgs on the House, Red the Gray, The Silver Crow, Couch Potato Alex, Neverchild, Dr.

1:41:04Nassos, Interdimensional Biologist, Kiboko Dunord, Lil Kev, Kosamine, Theodrax, Joey B, Lucas Barding, Lil Debbie Cupcake. Taryn says, hey, Oreos are rabbit. Sandalwood Mountain offers peace for your soul. Whimsical Fuckery, Megan with an H. Hey, it's Warranty Lady. Look, I've been thinking, maybe it's best if we, you know, saw other people for a bit. I need more. Patricia the Time Lord. Is it though? Mango Connoisseur, Britty Bug, and The Quirky Jester. The Big Moose Demands Justice for Betty and Malu. That Old Glory Cole. G.L. Meownaise Cat Butler. O'Sheen Liu, Alex Berry, Andrew Oakden, Asymmetrical Exile, Churro Cat, The Sun God, Eliza Travels the Universe, Alex Spence, Dr.

1:41:44D. Birdclaw Spweather, and Mrs. Dubaptaway Birdclaw Spweather want to say hello to the whole Spweather family. I lost my galaxy britches in a game of pants darts. Angry Ron, Dominus Caesar, Durka Dub, Gloria's ex-girlfriend, Kelly Clickspring, most likely Cass, James Harlow saw the claw and named it Bethany. The sweet planetary aroma of Fiona's Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, Jasmine James, Dr. Caber Ant, also known as Omni, thanks Waffle Chateau, Colorado Beekeeper, Fruitcake, Anatha, Zendria, Jennifer Calkins, Guacamoleo, Midday Burger, Don Parks, ThroatGoat666, oh my god my dad found out about my Patreon name, Princess Leia, SonicBoy99 would like a Bethany Butt sandwich but will settle for a fish in a bag, Prime Freak, Protector of the Scottish Realm, Little Lord Stevie Pie, Droid Pirate Finley and his Rubenesque Parrot.

1:42:34Droid Pirate Finley and his Rubenesque Parrot. Stuck in a Pit of Skittles. Sea Squatch. Deflater Mouse. Tony Piekarski. Adrian R. The Devil from Table 12. Javier. Crazy Thadley. Cremulous is just happy to be here. The Twisted Twixter. The Rural Juror is a massive fan. Faye Queen. Oopshnart the Probability Demolition Expert. Showtime. C.R. Iptid. For My Mother. CCTX Girl 6823 Waiting on the Diner. Nicole Studioso. Waiter, there appears to be a shovel in my soup. Ridiculous! Droid pirate Finley and his Rubenesque... Penguin? Truckstop Sandwich. Indigo Escargot. Love My Captain. Joe Malma. Wandering Biscuit.

1:43:11Castriff. Aims Affection for Internet Protection. Night Script. Widget the World Watcher wearing a waistcoat and wig. Lana Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs. Lana Bananas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears. Uhtred and Rose's Viking Void Vitals, fueling the intergalactic fight against fascism. Not sure what I'm doing. Leia Rose, River Brown, Senior Deuce, Warped Writer, Tim Nacy, Ruben Clamso, Turwin, Hugh the Mini Mungo, Morgan Brockman, Sylvie, Friendly Neighborhood Fire Protection Engineer, Skull Bulb, Dustin Watson, Betty White 813, Randy Supreme and Queen Lancaster, The One True Cheap Con, Starscribe, Lucian Thunderstruck.

1:43:52Oh, ma mama. Glorbnar 7 now granting refugee status to victims fleeing the Bethany Wars. Dooser now identifies as Roman Durge. The Other Adele. Chef Gal Val. Leah Hall. Sarah May. Cone of Silence Consultants LLC needs fresh towels in room 3 at the horizon. Silly Willy Bubblebutt. Sierra not from Arkansas. Zee-go. Ebenezer Boob. Caleb Tumiala. Jason Woods. Arnie Arbuckle Esquire. Digital floof lost in time. Potion Maestro. Nebula Nell. Regulators? Mount up. The First Ascendant, Kringle Over Coffee, Mad Yogi Eileen, A Cat Named M, Petito Pato, Pallas, Big Mo, Demonic Narwhal 8, I am Annie, I live forever in every moment I've existed, I swear to every star in the cosmos, I never forgot it was a gift.

1:44:38The Stone Fox, Trisha Schaefer says, Ew, David, that is not a taco. Sylvia, Juicetin, Pepitos, Boinghauer, Bethany in a Random Place, Jennifer Baumer, Ninja Grim Reaper, Miles Nelson, I am a bomb till I think of something better to do. Eberit Words, Hotshot Huntley, Momo's Mama, Space Mormon Says What, Ivy Paisley, Toast, Sue Watts, Myrtle, Caitlin, Leader of the Unicorn Revolution, Transdimensional Delivery Man, Matlock, Lord of the Thirteenth Sea, Mr. Trigvie, Printing with Cats, Khaleesi Del Mar, Von Vega, Dixie Dinah, 7 ,000 Possums, Sarah Jack Sparrow Space Pony, Re-Vibe, Debbie E, Emma, Mr.

1:45:17and Mrs. Owo, Dusty Ventures and his pilot Uzi Drifting Through Space, Ronnie Porter, Gloria's line cook, Eagle Rock Lobster, The Gabbiest Painter and Her Bird of Fire, Wandering Wenjo, Painted Oni, Q-Del, Pharrell, Emily with two Es, Spaceman Nathan, Ramsey's Niblick III, Kerplunk Kerplunk, Whoops Where's My Thribble, Mad Goat, Jackie Wavelet, Yayoi Gagarin, Issa the Strega, Dee Greitzler, A Gremlin with the Munchies, Michelle Scaracchio, Genuine Jacob, Andy's Brain is Weird, Space Rooster Randy, Leopard Donut, Poofy Thang, Mellow Nuggets, Keychain Crap, Matt Matt Sharkman, Steelo, Arcadia, Bumbling Lilybee, A Quick Pause So Joe Can Sip From His Tiny Teak, I Forgot My Tea, Bufardee's Nuts, Panda, Curtis Lelig, Kennedy Allison Farner, Tristan Stoles, Daylon Y, Shadow Rapture, Yet Another Nicole, Hank the Wonder Llama, R-Craft, Russell, Zephyrus Wind, The Ornamental Hermit, Jay to the Lynn, Just a Regular Fox, Jeremy Impson, What the Hell, Cineplex, and All the Black people in North Carolina, Just Rachel, Waffles, Waffles, Waffles, Danger Girl, Atlas Bear, Patty the Ginger, Ava's Cigarette Ash, Hugh Biffed It, Ay Zeus, Anaphylaxis, Scav with Comtacs, the shape-shifting sad girl and her girlfriend say, Joe, you've done it again, Bibi Baba, Sarah Nicole, the Kells fights with the Bethany's, Angry Leif's Lasersaw, Magnus Aerochill, Amy Perry, Christoffer Kai, Source Decay, the Spweather Caroling Banjer, Skeksis, Vagabond Mary, Randy's Amigo, Katie Mermaid and the Delinquent Duo, Nauman, Nicole, Victor Schauberger, reincarnated as White Mountain Hillbilly Glitter Cupcake, Max Dangers, Security Chief Schatzi, The Anxious Peach, Team Michelle and Billy, Naya Nixrino, Frankenator, Nordlebash, Jordan, Arwen X Belasco, Ryan Rosinski, Average Height, Medium Rage, Audio Monkey, Joe, Team Hefeweizen, Monica and Mason K.

1:47:09In the mysterious AZHQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of mics, a jumble of Jameses, a trifecta of Tonys, one of whom still wants to be Leif, but sadly, no Bethany's. Rowan, Lady of the Black and Herald of the Stars. Arianne can't manage normal. Ryan Burnett, the Joyful Nihilist. Dr. Dr. B. Zoprez and the Bumble Army, growing into my farm boots. Super Beth becomes an RN alongside my bootstub farm friend. Geneva Boss, Brothers of the Cosign, Uncivil Gnomes, the Rat Queen Evelyn. Great Lunch Conversation. The Other Scott, Letty Lou. He was a shifty one, that Nick Howard. Kinger was here.

1:47:43Bobby Ray Winland Jr. Bebop Be Dabba Doo Wop. Warped Echoes. Slabs McTerps. Robert Otardis wishes your 2026 to be bigger on the inside. Jeremiah Franco. Justin, The Nick of Time. Gothic Rainbow. So We Made It. Cody McClure. McAdley. Eternal Companion. Maxine Lizotte. Jingolos. Eris, the Goddess of Nobody. Hasmatilda. Ditsy Bay. Just Your Average Reese. Kyle Church. I Am A Lafe On The Wind. Static Ego. Some Fucking Swamp Wizard. Lolly, Evan M. Dobson, Dave B., Nobby, your friendly neighborhood pathologist, Going to be Lit, I am Shaggy, Captain Emerald L., Wayne Hall, Danny Mars, Externally Screaming, But Bethany, I made biscuits, Scebo and Fuzzle McBumpernets, Neelix Tiny Wolf, Asher the Raven, Christina Senat is teleporting, BRB.

1:48:30The Shanes are not organized enough for a war, but there is a growing number of us, and it is concerning. Definitely not an android, seriously, I'm not. The Wandering Welshman, Whatever Tabby, Carolyn Harper, Nikolai Tolkachev, Capo the Sartorius, Z3DT, Shy Sparrows, BLTN, The Kiwi Duckling, Dana Dana Bobaina, Fifi Fofana, Dad and Aubrey, The Dirt Bike Demons, Tequila Mockingbird, Snuffleupagoose, Iso Pale, Oh No, A Bee! I Am Lord Zoltan, Hear Me Roar! Pocket Ghost Max, Mags the Conqueror, Wes and Heather Wonder if Derek Adair will join. My cat's name is Beef. Katie Kate, Get Your Colonoscopy, Victor Casados, Emily Schmemely, work for Melvis, Boho go bye bye for Jojo Pogo, that's a no-go, bro, Cody Monster, Collided Mind, Miss Nixie, Baby Baton Lee, Charlie Rudel, Kyle Perino, AK, Sid the Sloth on a Bike, Priya Gandhi, The Wandering Mermaid would like you to know that the Little Mermaid and the Creature from the Black Lagoon are the same exact story.

1:49:27Little Stevie Pie, Green Mountain Hermit, Def Allergic to Bethany Stew, Two Polar Cat, Carl, the Teller of Dad Jokes, Skylab's Multidimensional Multiphasic Intergalactic Quantum Cyberverse, Verde Soul, Galen Miller, Tess, Geriatric Youngin, Mystic Hippie, Unforkable, Local Marsh Hag, Daniel Nitz, Mavis Bacons, Pyros Calling, Joe Suasion, the Wizard's Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious, and introducing Recy Pontiff as the 24th Doctor. Too many gens! Cat Jot, Pamela Roselle Tierra, then Steena says, Thud Tweed, Enigmatic Catbird, Countess of Carbon, Slappy the Squirrels Ted Slapping Rampage, Luminous Elk, Rhodian Caution, Lois for the Nerds, Taz Hernandez, Captain Crash and the Surviving Crew, Casper needs all the hugs but Joe needs an O2 tank.

1:50:13Quote says, Joe is the writer's room. Awkward Heretic, Devin 7777, Troy Aker, Mandy Kane, Northerly Kay, Lost Basan, you know, the moon prison, outside the triad. Kim Sel, Silly Goose, Honk Honk, Ad Matha, Astro Unit, Ghost Saberwolf, The Sleepy Mystic, Sarah Joy, Taters, Precious, It's Just Steve, Sweets Martinez, Charnobyl 610, Mere Tender Creatures, Amanda Short, Chut, Bremble, Deidre, Mike Whiskey and Your Friend Frosty, No Saguaro, Ben Bar, Stand Clear of the Closing Doors, Please, Beastly Death, Sven the Unlikely, Cognito Hazard Expunge, Ted Wassonason, Vyrestria, Theosis the Theologianish, Nicole I Love I love you, but I will name kid two Brathar, Fernwood Gal, Nellie G, Twinkle Tots, Gemini Sky, Phantom's Moms, Callison, Hornswoglin' Daniel Arthur, Mike LeCluzy, It's a Fucking Dog Rapture, Abigail LeHoux, King Humble, We'd Better Ask Dave, Wind Chimes for Safety, Cameron Winterborn Welsh, Fireball XL5, Mackenzie Duna, Alexica Habanera, Code Stranger, One Bet to Bet, ha ha ha ha ha, Matt N, Alfie Revenurum, Momo Nikiki, Frelp, M.

1:51:22Lin, Feed My Fish, J.R.R. on SFP, Lahari, J. Spark, Lucid Harbor, Little Mirror Leopard Paws, Diet Night, Mars Royalty, Take 20 Damage, Macy's Bandstand, Kim Bob, Battle Pope and Bugaboo, Snorts Magorts, Fresh Squeezed, Patrick Holt, Atlas B, Hold It Now, Hold It Now, Hold It Now, Hold It Now, Hold It, Had It, Had It, Hot It, Hud It, Bradley Ashby, Peter, Megan Okio, William Dyer, Vicky Hebert, Brad Beneer, Jane, Hannah Dale, Phantom Zone, Crystal Delightful, Gruntled, Kilt Shot Betty and Her Steel-Eyed Bow, Turtles All the Way Down, Jackie Lowey, The Little Pigeon, Lily the Pantry Brain, Crazed Bear.

1:52:00Coming this holiday season, Dr. Lattice Trash Angel action figures restocked. Boots scoot to your local toy shack today. Crafty Lizard Quilts and Knits and Crochets, Noble Barrel, Yes My Brain Is Weird, Thank You, Bethany Boppity Boom, Megan The Meg Young, Corey Morose, Russell Bunny, Max Savage, Jenny Wren, Apprehensive Craig Tim Araneta Bacon Nicole Studioso Rambo Chaos Watcher Mary Kirby Stephanie Sturgis Kirsten Hurry Up and Wait Sarah Farmer and Belladonna First of Her Name Criddle Twilio Heidelberti Tom Webster Rashmi Vinkatesh McClump Azana the Leathersmith Salazar the Dome Mage The Bard with the Tuba Hayward's Finest Garen Elizondo To my little You'll always be my good girl You took a piece of my heart And left a pawprint on my soul Till we meet again Sir Shitsalot strikes again Damn Animal, Ashton James, Elspeth, Skyland, ALR, Sidewalk Jam, Tonka 2005, Cruisin' B.

1:52:54Anthony, Trix says whermp, Tibalt the First, Xavier Romo, Allifrog, Trey the Turquoise Tortoise, Freya Titmittens, Courtney the Frogologist, Courtney and Stephanie says hello, The Funtucky Wrangler, Scrim Brulee, Yay Aaron, The Singing Loon, Zuzanna, Celeste Yoss, I'm so Antigone fun, I'm Ava's evil twin sister Bethany, Katie and Noah, Hendrix the Stink, The Ambergler, Boodles, Osvaldo Simeone, Siobhan Delilah Rose, Ashley Chapel Peoples, Ryan Ortega, Barbarian Bloodbath, The Defenestration of Ted's, Corrine Sabrantha, Shadow Daddy, Rubius Fuzzlebutt, K-Mac, The Something Something Detective Agency, Haya Buddha, Eli the Electrician, Sunny D 'Anomaly, Charmé, K-On with Karma, Amanda Nock, The Wondrous Methasophon, A Post-Turtle Evaluation Squad, Hashtag Nissan Acura, Finnegan Robert, Jesse Foster, Samira, Flat Doug, Deary Darling, Ambient Drifting Man 80, Chris Hancock, Nicole 23, Gracefully Impaired, Tired Pirate Muffin, Steve King, Laura, Roman Ronan, John Pruitt, Camel Pope, Enschuldigen, Cryptessia, Rebecca Trossel.

1:53:57See, when I said, good God, there are so many names, the names weren't their own show yet. Chris from Tacoma, the real fairy godmother, Sir Alphonse Suitperson, Knight of Hood's Pocket, Polished Pauldrons, Pacing Pine Paths, protecting pocket from sneaky skullduggery. Mitzi Lu, Kelsey Holm, still Casper's number one fan, but now armed with a quantum spatula and ready to duel every Bethany in the multiverse with breakfast wisdom. Amanda Marie Catherine, Damien the Goddamn Time Lawyer, Matt Mosby, Saint Foo, Harry Fishnuts, Joshua Cody, Astrono-Weeb, Mag-Knows the Civil Gnome. Welcome everybody, I'm Hydelon and I'll be leading our Midnight Burger emotional support group.

1:54:35David Pierini, Techno Ranger Rick, Joe's Weez Laugh, Virgo Ares Infinity, Best Buds Danny and M, Charles Q. Choi, A Bug Named Nat, C.C. Ryder, Hunter B, Rudra, Death the Kid, Big Whiskey, Al Kalkinator, Ron Was Here, Magic Pony, Robert Oliveri, Often Wrong Dan, Jess Gioia, Paul A. Johnson, Killer Odd, Dr. Punt Gusher Esquire is rooting for you. Please root for Punt too, he has an interview. Creator 67, Bajolanth, Leif's One True Love, Mermaid of the Dark Seas, Cosmic Shrug, Incorrigible Ross, Deborah Wales, SCRB Mark 11, Eric A. Raybourn, Maggie's Yarm, Stew, Anthanomaly, Megan Mighty, Haunt, Purple Saline, Three Legs Are Perfectly Good, Drew and L.A., Anomalous Death to PSL Vandal, The Ice Queen, Captain BLEP, Evie Power, Terry, PJ Says What?, Amelia Lucero, et al., Fair Now Doesn't Polish the Shiny Melon, Blargo, Blargo, Blargo, The Jazzman.

1:55:33Tonight at 11.

1:55:39Larak the Barbarianess. Hicks Bezzy Mates. Zealous Pragma. Tubarick. It's Just Blake. Alice Malice. Disco Barbie Edition. Kelly Jane Dankey. Aaron the Optimist. Thomas Stolen, aka Casper from Another Universe. Chadney Ashra. Lucrezia. Thornis. Tamara Oliver. The Real Dirt Fairy. Marissa. Oscar Engels. Ava. No, not that Ava. The one within... Grim says, trans rights, y 'all. Zeki Dat, Underwater Corvid, Underwater Corvid, Spizarinctum, Snakes and Bakes, Michael Christian, Ransom, Mnudmyselil, Grawlix and Tarobang, Late Indeed Again, Theron Pyralis, Om Vega, Dances with Burritos, Original Recipe, Aaron Mitchell, Lady Keanu Myson, Onyx Rose, Jackie Wavelet, J.R.

1:56:20the Hiker Bear, Velocicate, Al Cave, Krusty McBeardface, Maloran, Sweet Michelle, Kara, Call Me Zen, Colibri, Belle Momberg, Rogue, Lisa Geisler, What the Chuck, Sona Nasuno, Ben and Jessica, Todd Van Voorhis, Naya DeRusso, Peachy Zatoichi, Inky the Kraken, Azula the Brave, and their ever-faithful squire Grabthar, Jen Extranius, Dancing Dog Dreams, Trinket Coralie, and Existentially Exhausted Bean.

1:56:54The Fable and Folly Network, where fiction producers flourish. Welcome to Magenta Presents, a new horror anthology hosted by me, Madam Magenta. We begin with the five-part miniseries Ghosted, starring Beth Eyre and Lucy Roslyn. Perched on a rain-battered cliff edge is a former lighthouse. It's a charming, quirky boutique hotel. Owner and sole-occupant Beth has spent months renovating, absorbing its essence into her bones. It's an old building. You'll get used to it. But to Beth's horror, her first guest is a figure from a past she has tried to forget. Kira? Beth? What the fu - Face to face for the first time in years, the pair must reckon with old mistakes, old grievances.

1:57:41Beth, speak to me. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! And something else. Oh, I can't bear it. What is that noise? Because the lighthouse has a past, too. Beth? He's right there. Why is there blood on your hands? We need to get out of here. Kira! Kira! I can still see him!

1:58:04Subscribe to Magenta Presents wherever you listen to podcasts. See you soon, fans of the esoteric. Bye! Bye!

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