Welcome to the Horizon 2.6: Scorpion Bowl

25:21So how do we defend against that? By having an ace up our sleeve. Everybody gather around Giga in the video feeds. As you can see here, we have eyes on every inch of the casino. Look at that mass of people. Now, Giga, please press that little red button. Okay.

25:45Whoa, what's all this, boss? That, my friends, is experimental surveillance technology that we managed to get our hands on. It's called a DNA dog. The video feed is now available to highlight the specific race of everyone it sets its eyes on. Now all we have to do is set an alarm for vapian DNA and wait. What if another vapian shows up? There are hardly any vapians left. The chances of two showing up in the same place is almost zero. Verge will enter the casino, thinking they're invisible. But they will stand out like a house fire. Simple as cake. Easy as pie. Have you guys ever made up high? It's actually really hard.

26:27Giga, keep an eye on the monitors. Let us know if you see anything odd. Everyone else, smoke meant we got him. Anyone want to do a puzzle? Pardon us, boss. What is it, boys? Seeing as how we're on a bit of a break. We were wanting to inquire as to the particular curiosities of our current sojourn. This here will be our second go-round on this here planet trying to reel in this fish. We found ourselves out in the drink for it. And seeing as how our big boss man has got himself a whole mess of land to keep a handle on, we were wondering as to why this particular fish in this particular river, awful lot of work put into this here operation, and to what end we are prone to wonder.

27:05Jesus, that took forever. Can you two please come up with a faster way to ask a question? We realize... Please, God, don't answer that. I don't have all night. Listen, everyone. I realize that it may seem like a lot of work to bring in one person. But our benevolent employer, he moves in mysterious ways. We all remember what the days were like with Loaf Tracks. Lucrative, certainly. But they were very chaotic. And with this new regime we find ourselves in, we're able to do so much more now that we have a leader with an actual attention span. But what comes along with that? Well, it's the odd obsession from time to time.

27:48Ours is not to ask why. Ours is to not fuck up and find ourselves floating in deep space. Understand? Hey, boss? Yes? Do you want to know about anything weird or just the Vapian-related stuff? What have you got? Earthlings. Earthlings? Yeah, censors are telling me the makeup of the casino floor is 0.1 % Earthling. Well, what the fuck is that about? I thought there was a whole town of Earthlings up in the mountains. Well, yeah, but they're not real Earthlings. They're all wearing Earth suits up there, aren't they? That was certainly how we discerned it. Real close to the real thing in our eyes, but ain't no way they could be the real thing.

28:29Yeah, I mean, how could an entire town of actual earthlings get all the way out here? Boss? My entire life, I've only met one earthling. An entire town of them would be impossible. What about that one you met with? Steve? He kept his earth suit activated the whole time. What? He stays in character the whole time? I assumed. We'd make that assumption as well. Seeing as how the alternative would be next to nuts. Bring them up on the monitors? I'm already scanning for Vabians. I'd have to stop to look for Earthlings. Right. Right. Probably nothing. Yiga, keep your eyes on the monitors. Let us know if you see anyone from Earthland on the casino floor.

29:12Oh, I already do. You do? Where? There's one of them right there. She's sitting at the barber duckle table. Well, here's the table of suckers. All right, before I take everyone's money, I guess I gotta know how to play this game. I think her name is June. He's got a cigarette. Boys, do you remember this woman? If we're being as honest as possible, our memories of our time on the mountain are about as fuzzy as cottonwood in springtime. Seems so our time being frozen has made our brain pans a little achy. Wow, so you're even less helpful now. I didn't think it was possible. Let's stay focused, everyone.

29:54The Earthling thing is weird. But we don't have time for that right now. I've got another one. Where? Right there. Feed three. Is that... What is that? Is it a snack cart? Dori... Doritos? Fritos? Cheetos? Um, all of your Earth snacks right here. Um, would anyone like an ice cold? Do you who? I scold Yoo-Hoo would hit the spot right about now. Yoo-Hoo and a Flamin' Hot Cheeto is what the doctor ordered. Also by the bar. Excuse me, bartender. Can I get three gin and tonics and 20 scratchers? Look at this lady. Ma 'am, are you doomsday prepping with gin and tonics? Hey, look at this. She's got a gin and tonic for each personality, am I right?

30:47High five! High five, my man! No? Nothing? You gonna leave me hanging? Alright, bye. Hey, bruh, put the game on! What is happening? It looks as though Verge has uncharacteristically made themselves some friends. Everybody, keep your eyes on the monitors. This is Verge making their move. Sluggo, head down to the casino floor and keep an eye on things. You got it, boss. What exactly are they planning on doing? Remember, the plan is chaos. All of them are going to try and create a distraction of some sort. Head back down to the bubber-duckle table. What's the first one doing? Now it's called Pants Darts.

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33:20Deidre, how are you faring? I'm inside the refugee camp. Should we even call it a camp? It's just a prison, right? I suppose it doesn't really matter what we call it. It's really bad in here, Eldon. They're giving them just enough to survive, looks like. They're all gathered around campfires, trying to stay warm. Keeping them in a constant state of desperation is an essential part of the operation. There are so many of them. How am I supposed to convince everyone to get to the evac point? There should be a point person to talk to. Not an elected leader, per se, but someone who's gained the trust of the group, a de facto leader.

33:58Or at least someone who can circulate the plan to everyone there. Okay. Um, how do I find that person? You don't. The reason we sent you down there undisguised is so you'll stick out like a sore thumb. Be patient and wait for someone to approach you. That should be the person to talk to. Okay. What level of freakout is Verge at right now? I really don't think I'm the one to worry about right now, sweetheart. Hey. Are you okay? I'm okay. God, there are so many different types of people down here, Verge. Yeah, they come from all over the place. After all this is over, I need you to make a serious effort to show me something out here that isn't terrible.

34:43Okay? That's a good idea. I wish I could go back, do everything over again with you there. Baby, we should have been assigned each other at birth. We should never have had to look for each other. It's a crime.

35:04but according to Leif there's an ocean of universes out there and um in one of them I was an awkward kid walking into freshman year at Hood River Valley High School and uh there you were somehow huh I looked up at you and put my heart into all four of your hands. And I never looked back. Those happy kids are out there somewhere. Just think about all the versions of us that never met. I worry about them all the time. Who are you? Hang on, I think I just hit the jackpot. Hi!

36:11Earth? Yes, um, I'm Deidre. You're on the wrong planet. I think everyone here is on the wrong planet. I think you know what I mean.

36:27What's your name? I promise I'm here to help you.

36:37Malu. Wait, what? It's nice to meet you, Malu. Holy shit! What? Oh, nothing. One Earthling is weird, but I've seen two now. One a few days ago, and now you. Right, Steve. You saw my friend Steve. He told me about all of you. Me and my friends are trying to get everyone out of here. I promise. The reason why we are here is because someone said they were going to save us. They were lying. Why should I believe you? Deidre, if you're talking to someone that's green with yellow stripes, they're from a planet called Limonier. They're probably there with their younger brothers and sisters. You've got every right to be protective.

37:25Are you here with family? Lamonia is mostly wetlands. Everyone there has to work at a water treatment facility. It sucks. You're from Lamonia, right? You were trying to get your family away from the water treatment facilities? I don't blame you for being desperate. Our parents thought they were saving us. Malu, if you'll trust me, your parents sending you away won't be in vain. How are you going to do this? There's a ship coming. I need everyone in this encampment to follow me. Suspicion isn't going to get you out of this place, Malu. Only trust is going to do that. I know that doesn't make any sense, but it's true.

38:11Show me where. Then I'll decide. Okay. Follow me.

38:23Anyway, they're called the Erds Apparently they were here on this mountain a long time ago And I don't know why There's this huge structure back in town But that can't be everything they left behind Hmm, ancient ones Yeah, ancient ones I keep walking around looking for something they may have left behind But it's just that one structure. It can't have just been that building. Hammerscale. What? You must find Hammerscale. What is that? When kingdoms fall, they become ruins. The ruins fade into the mountains and hills, but even as the ruins turn to dust, the Hammerscale remains. What is it? When my hammer strikes the steel, it leaves behind hammer scale.

39:20I cannot see it, but it remains forever. Okay. Okay, so it's microscopic iron dust. It disappears into the soil, but it's always there. You must look for that which you cannot see. Right. Okay. Hey, traces of them I can't see. We cannot help but leave traces of ourselves behind, no matter how much we wish to disappear. Hello? Trinket, what's up? Nothing. I got bored. Bored? And a little anxious. Also, I think Eldon got a little annoyed that I kept picking up my landline for an update. Just a little annoyed. Where's Verge? There. A little anxious. Trying to work it out with some target practice.

40:15I see. Any news? How are we doing, Eldon? Deidre's made contact with a point person down in the cave there, making their way to the access point. Now, meanwhile, everyone else is putting on quite a show. Bartender, my man! You guys got a jukebox? Oh, we want to play some Billy Joel! I'm moving out! Ba-da-da-da! Bang-a-bang-a-pow! You guys got moving out? No, Allentown. No, no, no, no, no. Here is the proper trajectory. You start with moving out. Then kick it up a notch with Big Shot. Then you bring it back down with New York State of Mind. Then you bring the heat with you maybe ride. I may be crazy.

41:11You, bartender! Okay, okay, we are out of ding-tongs, but we are going with a two-for-one special for snowballs. Would anyone like snowballs? Snowballs over here! Snorts, you want a snowball? I do not want your balls. Everything seems to be the appropriate level of ridiculous at the moment. You really think this is going to work? The whole thing hinges on the fact that Minsky would never expect us to try and free all the people he's got trapped down there. He thinks no one knows where he's keeping them. There's no way he's going to say, but what if they have a mushroom witch? Now all we have to do is keep his attention on the casino, and we should be good.

41:54This part is the easy part. The hard part will be the completely impossible part that involves a ship that probably doesn't exist. Leif, I've got to ask you something. What? You've been pretty resistant to this ship everyone's talking about The true trans traveler Yeah, I mean, you really hate this idea I do Do you think maybe you've gotten a little desensitized to, you know, all this? All what? Well, there's a space dinosaur over there Verge has four arms I'm full of mushrooms. The whole Frank situation, a mountain that travels through the universe, a diner that does the same thing. But with the ship, there's this wall of doubt.

42:46And you don't think that's weird? Quilandus. That was the name of the planet I was on before I got here. My arm turned black. So did my foot. The only thing that saved me was the frozen shit of a giant walrus thing that I set on fire to stay warm. I walked for hours in cold that could kill a friggin' Inuit. And before that, I had to save us from the bad guy by picking up a gun and shooting my friends, hoping to God that I didn't kill them. Where was my magical sled to carry me to safety, Trinket? I'm not oblivious to all the insane shit that I've seen But if I depend on it If I just hope that it's going to be there I think that's a good way to get dead You know Sorry to be a witch about it But that brain of yours and the actions you take and the magical spaceships and the traveling mountains.

44:04The spirits move in all of those things, Leif. For me, there's no difference between them. I don't know how to calculate for the movements of the spirits, Trinket. I think you do. But I understand you need to call it something else. Try to have a little faith sometimes, Leif. Just because you're smart doesn't mean you know everything. Trust me. Smart person's disease. What? One time a friend of mine told me I have smart person's disease. Smart people. such as myself, suffer a side effect of our smartness, where we think everyone else is stupid just because we're smart. Exactly. Hey, I've got a question for you.

45:04Okay. Down in the caves. Deidre just ran into someone I know. Really? I knew them in another universe. That's weird. It's statistically impossible. But it's not the first time it's happened. I've been to a billion universes at this point, but I keep running into people I know. What's that about? It's really beautiful. Sure, but what does it mean? I don't know. People become bonded with each other in all sorts of ways that we can never know. Maybe people have a way of, like, of sticking together that we can't really understand. Ugh! I hate big questions! I know. I've got too many of them right now!

45:57Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot going on with you right now. But, hey, I think I might be able to help you out with one of those. Oh, yeah? Well, you were saying that you were in one place, and then suddenly you woke up here in Hood's Pocket, right? Yeah. You don't remember how you got here? No. I think I can help you with that. How? Well, it's a little, you know, witchy. You're going to cast a spell on me or something? No, not exactly. But I think I know a way that we can walk you through your memories. Like we're walking on a beach. A beach? Yes. How? Well, it involves the astral plane. The astral plane?

46:58Yes. Trinket? Hey, I know. I know how it sounds, but I think it's possible.

47:10Okay. Maybe I deal with all this stuff first? Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Okay. The astral plane. That's right. Sure! Yes! Leif. Yeah. We're here. Okay. That should be where the rock wall is the thinnest. Remember that ball of goo I gave you? Yeah. Take it out and stick it to the wall. Okay. Okay, it's on. Now, that other thing I gave you, it looks like a stick with a string sticking out of it. Yes. Stick it inside the goo. After you pull the string, you'll have ten seconds. Okay. What is this stuff, Leif? Just a simple mixture of household products, Deidre. Okay. Okay, I'm pulling the string.

47:55Ten seconds. Let's go.

48:06Holy shit. Nice work. Household products, huh? Everybody's got a bomb under their kitchen sink, Deidre. Did you manage to make a hole? Yeah. Yeah, it worked. Okay. That should lead all the way out to the ocean. Good luck. Thanks. Verge is okay? Target practice. Got it. Kind of wish I was on the casino team right now. That sounds like fun. It's about to get less fun, but that's no concern of yours. Report back to us when you've reached the evacuation point. Okay. What's up in the casino? Minsky has sent someone to monitor the casino floor. Who? Sluggo. Great.

48:47It's called a scorpion bowl. It's gin, rum, tequila, and then dark rum, little splash of pineapple, then a shot of flaming rum in the middle, and a straw. You know, scorpion bowl. Delia, do not forget the cherries. Okay, boss, I'm on the casino floor. Good. Wait there until we see someone make them. Sure thing. Frank. Uh, yeah, what's up? Casually look to your right. Okay. Casually looking? Do you see the eight-foot purple robot? I do. Oh my god, Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that thing? That's Sluggo. He's a thugbot. Oh. Huh. Gee, I wonder what his job is. We need to take him off the board. Copy that.

49:36We take him off the board? That's right. Okay. How do we do that? Minsky sent him down to wait for our next move. Yes. Perfect. Wait, what is our next move? We don't have one. But Minsky doesn't know that. Okay, so what do we do then? We act like we're making our next move. Sure, got it. By doing what? Do you see the hallway to your left? Yeah. Head towards it and act like you're trying to act casual. Wait, how do I act like I'm... Never mind. You can do it. Pardon me, moi! I am going to casually walk down this hallway. BRB! Be right back. Amazing work, Frank. That one there. Where's he going?

50:35Looks like he's walking towards the freight elevator. Here we go. Follow him. Sure thing, boss. Doug. Oh, yes, I'm here. See that purple robot heading towards you? Purple? Oh, my goodness. What do I do? Don't worry. He's going to walk right past you. I really hope so. Play it cool. Uh-huh.

50:58Zagnut? I've got... Zagnut bars here. Okay, he just passed. Hit the first switch on your beverage cart. Uh-huh. Okay, first switch. Done. That should cut off Sluggo's comms. He's all yours. This should be an interesting experiment. Experiment? Elton, where am I going? There should be a freight elevator in front of you. Yeah, how do I open it? One moment. Get inside. Okay, got it. Then what? Then wait. Wait?

51:41Evening. Hey! Hey, hi, hi. Where you headed? Huh? You... Ugh. Is this not the bathroom? It's the freight elevator. Oh, my God. Now I see. The signage in this place, am I right? It's just... I mean, it is very confusing. So, Frank, like I said, we need to take Sluggo off the board. I'm going to close the door to the elevator in a moment. Just do whatever comes naturally. God damn it, Elton. Okay, I have now gotten the hang of this game. Which means everyone here is in trouble. It is your turn. Snorts, we had a whole conversation about patience. Do you remember? Hello, June. We need to inject a little more chaos onto the casino floor Get Snortz to throw one of his little temper tantrums, won't you?

52:52Twist my arm I am not twisting your arm I am not talking to you, shorts! Gee! Who are you talking to? Excuse me, dealer I ordered some chicken tendies like half an hour ago Not sure what kind of place you're running here You have ordered no chicken tenders You don't know! Take your turn Okay, okay, fine. Here we go. Taking my turn.

53:25Chopping broccoli. Chopping broccoli. Chopping broccoli. Chopping broccoli. We be chopping broccoli. Stop singing that song. Every time you talk to me, I have to start over. A jumpin' back of me! We've got a problem. What? Snorts. Why will you not take your turn? They really need to stop letting him into casinos. Where is Sluggo? Uh, I don't have him. He was headed for the freight elevators. Okay, the video feeding elevators has gone dark. Gone dark how? I don't know how. This isn't Verge. This is something else. What is it? I don't know. Where is Steve? Celeste, what's your status? Well, turns out the bartender makes a hell of a scorpion bowl.

54:28Wonderful. What else? The entire casino floor has somehow turned into a bar brawl. Hard not to admire June's ability to create total chaos. What am I supposed to do? We're about to pull the rug out. Frank may need help getting out of the freight elevator. Okay. Doug, are you ready? Um, getting pretty crazy down here. Okay. It's the second switch on your beverage cart. Okay, I'm ready. Okay. Hit it. Here goes.

55:11Uh, guys? The blackout is on purpose, right? It's all part of our fake plan, June.

55:34Okay. Okay, there it is. We're supposed to wait right here. All of us? Yes, we need to get everyone to the mouth of the cave, and the ship will be right outside the cave. When it shows up, we all make a run for it. But we don't have a lot of time. That is hard for me to believe. I know. I know it is. Have you heard of the True Trans Traveler? Every desperate person has heard of the True Trans Traveler. It's coming. It's coming soon. Malu, I know.

56:20The problem is that all of us got stuck in this place because we decided to trust someone we didn't know. I know. You cannot ask me to do that twice. I'm asking. I'm asking twice. Malu, come on. I just blew a hole in the wall. That's got to mean something. Your name is Deidre. Yes. We're all very tired, Deidre. I know. We were all very tired when our journey began, but now we have given up hope. But you are here, telling us to have hope again. That must feel terrible. That must make you feel even more exhausted. People keep telling you to believe in them, and they keep letting you down.

57:24Why do so many think that desperate people are like property? You take them, you throw them away when you want. What do we do? Malu, you haven't done anything except live in the world. They made that a crime. Despite all of this, you have to believe that out there somewhere are people who don't think this is right. People who will try to stop it when they see it. I don't want to believe, but... But I think they're out there. Somewhere. They're right here, Malou. It's me. I can't let this happen. So I'm here, trying to stop it. I need you to believe in people one more time. Just one more time.

58:31One more time.

58:36Celeste, I know it's dark in there, but have you managed to make it to the freight elevator? Never fear. I'm guided by the light of my flaming beverage. I'm like Indiana Jones. It's very industrious of you. There should be a manual release under the control panel. Do you see it? I see it. Push it up and to the left. Okay.

58:59Frank? Oh, hey, Celeste, your drink is on fire. It's a scorpion bowl. Oh, right, sure. What is this junk everywhere? The junk? Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Must have been here when I got here. Is that a robot head? It is a robot head, yeah. Don't worry about it. Eldon, what are we doing? All right, everyone. Abandon the casino and make your way to the alley. When the lights come up, we'll be gone, and hopefully Minsky will be very confused. Oh, I know. I certainly am. Okay. All right, everybody, move. Let's go.

59:55Okay, we're back up. What the hell just happened? I'm confused. About which part? We just lost power in the casino for several minutes. Yeah? So in a predictable world, I would be dead when the lights came back up. Not to make assumptions, boss. You appear to be breathing in and out. I am, in fact. Where's Sluggo? Hang on. Is that... What the hell happened to him? Looking like he took a trip down the stairs. Yet there he sits in the elevator. Where is Steve? Steve? This is... This is something else. This isn't Verge making their move. This is something else. What is it? No. No. That can't be it.

1:00:48What? Bring up the video feed for the caves. The caves? Just do it. Okay. Oh. Who is that? Patch through the audio. You're live. Steve. Well, good evening. How's your night been, Minsky? What the hell are you up to, Steve? I don't know what you mean. What are you doing in the caves, Steve? Well, I was looking for the bathroom. I showed you my operation down there in confidence, Steve. I thought we had an understanding. I'm pretty sure our understanding was you thinking that I was a fucking idiot. Steve, what's the plan here? You had your friends come to the casino and distract me, and now what?

1:01:34You're going to steal literally thousands of people from me? You think I can't stop that before it happens? Where are you going to put them? You really expect me to lay out my whole plan for you right now? That really would make me an idiot. You should think twice before crossing me like this, Steve. And you should think twice before messing with a Coos Bay dirtbag! He cut the feed. What is a Coos Bay dirtbag? Fucking Earthlings. Francis. What's up, boss? Head down to the caves. Deal with Steve, would you? Sure thing, boss.

1:02:30That's the last one of them Oh my god This is so many people I hope you know what you're doing We've all decided to trust you Okay Okay Everyone, can I have your attention? Everyone Everybody, shut the fuck up Thank you. My name is Deidre. I know so many of you are scared right now. I'm scared too, but I swear to God we have a plan, okay? I think a lot of them want to know who you are. Oh, all right. Apparently you all would like to know who we are. I guess that's understandable. I kind of came out of nowhere. Um, so who are we? Well, honestly, we're not anyone. We're not freedom fighters or anything like that.

1:03:30Honestly, I think we're just like anyone else. We're normal people who found ourselves sitting by and watching something terrible happen. And we couldn't sit by and watch anymore. it's kind of a weird moment your feet just start moving and suddenly you're in the middle of it we risked a lot to do this we didn't have much of a choice it was like it chose us so now well now we've come to the part of the plan where we just have to cross our fingers and wait Don't lose hope, everyone. We're almost there.

1:04:22Thank you, Malu. I've decided this is the last time I've ever trusted somebody. I hope I don't regret it. Honestly? Me too. Do you hear that? Is that music? I think so. From where?

1:04:48We love you. Stars are free and you are made of stardust. You were born free and you will be free again. Holy shit.

1:05:12All of our children, time to get reborn. I can't believe that. Everybody, move it.

1:05:31Oh, Steve. Where are you hiding, pal? Wave. Okay, Steve, don't panic. You've got that thing I gave you. Yeah, yeah. Turn it on. What do I do with it? It'll do all the work. It's a microwave drill. It'll scramble his insides, but it takes time to work. Give it as much time as you can. He's got knives for hands, Leif. Better than lasers for hands. Shit. There you are. Great to see you again, Steve-a-Reno. Hey, Francis. You know, Steve, I hope you understand that I think you're a real cool guy. I hate that it has to end this way. You know, the things you say, they don't quite match the things that you do, Francis.

1:06:18I know. It's my curse. I would have been much better off entertaining kids. I think that's probably a terrible idea, Francis. Oh, well. It's my lot in life.

1:06:36You know, I tell people all the time that things will go a lot quicker. But they don't struggle. Nobody ever listens. I'm just trying to look out for them. Francis, wait. I need to tell you something. Okay, better make it fast. Everything I say is a lie. Okay. Also, I'm lying. You're lying. Yes. But everything you say is a lie. Right. Which means you're lying about lying. I am. Which means you're telling the truth. Yes. But you're always lying. Always. Hey, wait a minute. Are you trying to logic bomb me? Maybe. Oh, come on, Steve. That stuff hasn't worked for a hundred years. Worth a shot, I guess.

1:07:23Hey, for effort. Shit. Think about it this way, Steve. There's a million ways to kill a guy that's much faster and easier, but Menski makes me do it this way. What kind of bananas is that to put into a paper shredder? What? I said, cut find of pajamas is plaid to sod pinto the gaper breader. Francis? Blut blind blow blow blanos blizz blap blunto blue bladder bladder. Wait, I think it worked. That was a close one. Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer too.

1:08:17Weird that I feel bad now. He was about to kill you, dude. Yeah, nobody's perfect, but, uh, so what do I do now? Steve, I can't believe I'm saying this, but we're in the clear. Head to the evac point. Seriously? Get back to Hood's Pocket, Steve. We've got a long night of making fun of life ahead of us. Holy shit. You don't need to take it. You don't need a suitcase. Just bring yourself and the person you long to be. Are all of your people on board? I'm the last one. Okay. I can't believe this worked. Where do you think we're going? I don't know, Malio. I know it's better than here. Are you sure you're the one to come with us?

1:09:03It's dangerous here. I already found my magic ship. Go. I won't forget you. The ship is full. We've got nothing but green lights. But well, children, it's gonna be a Barbie ride. In a good way.

1:09:36Whoa. Well, now I have nothing but questions. No one is ever allowed to doubt me again. Hey, baby. Deidre, we've got the door to the cave sealed. Now even Minsky can't get in. Head out to the mouth of the cave, onto the beach. Celeste will pick you up there. On my way. I just got us in a lot of trouble, didn't I? Well, I can't imagine Minsky being thrilled about this, but we can deal with that tomorrow. Right now, I don't think even he knows what's going on. But he will. Don't worry about that now. Just get back to me. June's already started the party at the Sheep's Eye. Sounds like fun. Private party first, though, okay?

1:10:20Just you and me. That's my favorite kind of party.

1:10:35Shit! Alas, of note. You know what everyone else fails to see, Bugaboo? What's that battle, Pope? That we embody the spirit of the underestimated. Just when they done forgot about us, there we are. In the clutch. Snatching defeat from the mouth of victory. Ma 'am, if you would be so kind. Our employer would like a word.

1:11:04The Bracken system and its homeworld, Wren. That's where I'm from. Pure chaos. I wish people could understand what it's like to live in that. People don't know what it's like to fight for your life every day. I was taught a very valuable lesson there. that there must be an order to things. There must be a hand that guides everything, that people, collectively, are idiots and need to be told what to do. I know that sounds strange coming from a career criminal, but I've found the rules of crime to be even more strict than those of law and order. The rules in my world are clear. They are severe, and judgment is swift.

1:12:03I know you're out there listening to me. I know we can work together on this. Let's add a little order to the world, shall we? Hey, Minsky. Well, be still my heart. I'm sure you're worried about Deidre. Please, don't worry. She's being treated very well. Oh, for your sake, I hope so. Let's get down to it. It's a tale as old as time. Me for her. That's right. What the fuck does he want with me, Minsky? To be quite honest with you, Virge, I don't care. I was sent here to do a job. I'm about to complete that job. And then after that, we will be able to return to doing the good work of... Well, you know, the work we do.

1:13:04Frankly, this whole thing has been an unnecessary distraction. But he moves in strange ways, my employer. If you've hurt her... Everyone dies. Verge, if I don't return with you to the galaxy brain, we're all dead. See, I've got skin in the game too. I bear no malice whatsoever towards this woman. Come to me here. We'll put her in your ship and send her back to her little mountain. You realize... I'm gonna kill you the first chance I get. Right? Of course. I'd expect nothing less. But that's what I'm talking about. Verge. Rules. Clear. Severe. Swift. They come for us all eventually. It'll be lovely to see you again.

1:14:19Where we at? They've just made the trade-off. Deidre is in the Phoenix, and I'm flying her back now. So, this is up to us now. We have one last advantage. What? We didn't know if Minsky was here for you or Verge. Now we know. Which means... They have no idea I exist. That's right. I hope you remember how to get into the galaxy brain. I remember. Ahem. Testing. One, two, three. Looks like Deidre left her phone behind. This message is for the good people of Hood's Pocket. My business with Verge has concluded, but I'm afraid there are one or two action items that need to be addressed before I go.

1:15:05I'm afraid that little town of yours has cost me a lot of money today. Quite ingenious what you did. I'm honestly still not sure how you did it. But regardless, a transgression like this can't go unanswered. What the fuck is that? The sound you're hearing is the sound of Battle Pope and Bugaboo igniting the chemical pits. Oh shit. You're new in town, so you probably don't know what that is. It's an ocean of toxic chemicals that's deposited right next to Raxius. Everyone is always worried what would happen if the chemical pits blew. Now we're going to find out. Motherfucker! As we speak, a cloud of toxic gas is now making its way across Raxius.

1:15:57Now, Raxius has a way to defend against such things. The buildings, they seal themselves. I don't imagine you have that same protection up in the mountains. And that is, of course, where this cloud of poisonous gas is headed next. I'm no expert, but I don't think earthlings fare very well against clouds of toxic gas. You can try to run, of course, but I think you'll be surprised how fast this cloud's going to travel. Most of you will be dead by morning. But you do seem to be quite an industrious bunch up there, so just in case I miss a few of you, I will be sending a cleanup crew to check and make sure all the good work's been done.

1:16:42Cleanup crew? They're called Eels. I can't wait for you to meet them. Oh no. Leif! I heard! What is he talking about? Leif! Leif! We're in for a really long night. Thank you.

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1:42:04Whiskered. Any two hands for the double high five? Marissa the Ghost. Local snowplows in your area are dying to meet you. Brotherford beat Chesterfield and his dapper companion Winchester. Cheshire Corgi. Stray Cat. Old Kelsey No Shoes. Zoldia. Dizzy Flame. We Serve Everyone Eventually. Sasha. Beth and Alan Van Gillis. Langston North. Slyfox aka Br 'er Rabbit. Pants Darts Champion. The Constantly Lost Geographer. Timothy Aotis. Chance wants you to know. He cares. Wolf Stark, Elliot, Hobbs Decoe, Natalie Bartlett, Rory of Yen, Mubi the Golden Calf, Giovanni Salinas, Rocky G, Perry the Pirate, Aaron Elizabeth, K-Narcotics, Solomon Price, A Daydream You Won't Escape, Bubba 485, aka Schemmelbach the Christmas Whale, Kaiju Sommelier, Stella Corvus, Jesus Garcia, JP the IT Guy, Candyman Fight, John Peters, you know, the farmer?

1:42:57Barkley on the holodeck, Dapper Dad, SCP-049, O Magus, Raven the Dreamer, TK Turtle King, Mike M, Space-Based Lasers, Captain B and Lady G with their swabs, Marla Madam Lotus still especially loves Finley, Mr. Steamwave. My friend the rhino reminds you it takes strength to be gentle and kind. Oop, challenge. Meow, meow. Dream Founder, I'm your huckleberry. Elizabeth T, Ty-Ty the Wonder Hamster and her dear darling Duke. Grandpa Gus, Boombastical Kim Licker, Coco Yumi Took Her Painted Ponies to a Show and Won Three Awards, Hug-A-Muffin, Bigfoot of Doom, D.L., Annie Atkins, A Bounty Hunter Called the Crandy Man, Garo, Our Cat Said to Tell You, Meow, Ya Boy of Indeterminate Origin, Benjamin Ortiz, Mr.

1:43:44Frog President, Pop Rock Quicksand, It's the Benny Yappers Benny Yappin' Birthday. Mr. Squizzle, Sizzle, Whizzle, Fizzle, the horrendous apologizes for conspiring in the Bethany War. Invites for tea are being sent now.

1:44:21I hope something good happens to you today. Yes, you.

1:44:49D. Flower, Britt Littlefair, Brett Zimmerman, Anthony Lakey, Andrea Crowther, Allie Oopsie not to be confused with Oopsie, Lane Kiffin is a ho, Mimetic Hygienist, Rogue Art, Aaron Star Joshua Damien and Sentinel of the Star System, Claude DeClaws, Spunky Dan, Rachel Seymour, Chiss Alfridge the Bullheaded Professor, Ed Boy, Ryan Fennelli, Jonathan K, Pearl Null, Another Monster, Petabyte Avatar, Tugwin the Mighty, Project Octopus, Ken, Chibs1012, Scotty Oates, Byrotron95 Happy 13th birthday, Danny Dance break! What could we play with a brick boy? What could we play with a brick boy? What could we play with a brick boy?

1:45:31Speaku, the Bracken system in its home world ran Simply Tony, it will always be Findlay's work hole to me if you know you know, Gabriel Castillon Whom, what, when, where and why is what all the gronies say while listening to Midnight Burger Nico Tagayo goes great on Midnight Burgers A drum major and a trapeze artist walk into Connie's bar. Retorted. Sir Party Animal. Biro the motherfucking dragon of the Shreveport the motherfucking dragons. Uloy Jackal. Are you sure you Mike Rob the Nancy Sinatra? Court need to leave it alone if you want to live. Must be a witch. Cat with a K. Miss Shan Frizzle.

1:46:07Mythagrone. He has a first name. Stompenstein El Mustachio. Luca for Hezekiel. Lachihuahua Brava. Adeline Peets. CC Carousel. Court the Destroyer. Honest Puck. Casper's mom's a milf. Scout and Foxglove says the floor is lava. Red Nell hiding in a crowd of Bethany's to avoid capture by Wiley Wilbur Winklewright, wristwatch wrangler of West Worcestershire. Kurt Omsky. Craig Armstrong. Plastic Fork. Dulcet Deleche Studios presents Under the Truskin Sun. Get out of my booth. Bug. Propagator. I hardly know her. Sad Angry Crabman. Chuck McFinley. Effie and Zebulon's trans great-granddaughter, Hazel Hayes.

1:46:44Velocity Girl 42. Little Dragon and a Cauldron of Bats, Ben Carlyle, Flat Steve's Love for Grand Theft, Anna Kearney, Crashly Strange Lilia, The Four Schnauzers of the Apocalypse, Starblaze Burn Bright, Imzukioki, Spotted Rhino and Her Hand-Me-Down Frogs, Red Mafia Panda, Lonely Isle, Kai Dallow Headphones, Hinkle, Pikeman Stover, Fondella Stover, Pikeman Stover's Wife, Alexander the Boss, Skrizzles, Thwap, Giddy Giddy Giddy, The Firekeeper, The End Is Nigh, Jeremiah the Cancelled, Librarian Alex, Spike and Faye, Speedy McSpeedy, Eli, Wolf, Brandy Gunter, Auntie Becky is owned by five rescue cats, Speckled Unicorn, Jedi Rides Again with Nova the Space Pirate, Tevin Longblade's Shortsword, Forget Normal, CJ Johnson, A Dragon Sitting on its Hoard of Dice, Wendell Whitaker, Chumbo Wumbo, Pikachu, Smivey, Glowbed Roulette, Andrew Fuller, Ban Mi Hung, The Soup Witch, Fettuccine Alfredo, Cowboy and Sasquatch, Hans the Bethanies, Pebbles, VV, Effie Rawlings, Megan Hazen, Philip Your Dad Is Not Your Dad, Nick Borough, Midnight Plumber, His Royal Highness Mr.

1:47:53Hamilton Underfoot Kitty I, and accomplice Princess Penelope, the Marcioness of Mischief and Maven of Mystery, Megan Gentry, Mr. Cherry, Our Ass Is in the Jackpot, Tubby Teddy, Wayne Heiser, India Inkblot, Slev of Bahamut, Omi Gracie, Dalton Jenkins, Kat Holtz, Cal Art and the Tired, The True Mega Mike, Fred and George, Lavinia, Ava Maddox Jr., Liza Wirth, Cass Williams, Christy, Yeet Maboy, 46 Toolshed 2, and L. Marie Catastrophe, The Image Collector, Blended Music, Definitely Not Kevin, Sitting Squirrel, Patricia E. Melt Missed Everyone, A Round of Yorgs on the House, Red the Gray, The Silver Crow, Couch Potato Alex, Neverchild, Dr.

1:48:33Nossos, Interdimensional Biologist, Kiboko Dunord, Lil Kev, Kozumine, Theodrax, Joey B, Lucas Barding got his dad to listen to Midnight Burger, Little Debbie Cupcake, Taryn says, hey, Oreos are rabbit, Sandalwood Mountain offers peace for your soul, Whimsical Fuckery, Megan with an H, hey, it's Warranty Lady, look, I've been thinking, maybe it'd be best if we, you know, saw other people for a bit, I need more. Patricia the Time Lord, Kashak the Lizard Wizard casts Jellybones, Mango Connoisseur, Britty Bug and The Quirky Jester, The Big Moose is Loose Aboot the Hoose, That Old Glory Coal, Janelle Meownaze Cat Butler, O'Sheen Liu, Alex Berry, Andrew Oakden, Asymmetrical Exile, Churro Cat the Sun God, Eliza Travels the Universe, Lindsay Bowen the Goddamn Podcast Lawyer, Alex Spence, Dr.

1:49:24D. Birdcloth Spweather and Mrs. Duboptoué Birdcloth Spweather want to say hello to the whole Spweather family. I lost my galaxy britches in a game of pants darts. Angry Ron, Dominus Caesar, Durka Dub, Gloria's ex-girlfriend, Kelly Clickspring, The Wild Thistle, most likely Cass. James Harlow is still sad about missing BurgerCon. Jasmine James, Dr. Caberand, also known as Omni, thanks Waffle Chateau. Colorado Beekeeper, Fruitcake, Zephyr and the Witch's Den, Anatha, Zendria, Jennifer Calkins, Midday Burger, Dawn Parks, ThroatGoat666, oh my god, my dad found out about my Patreon name, Princess Leia, Fish in a Bag, September, previously observed in the pattern, Prime Freak, Protector of the Scottish Realm, Little Lord Stevie Pie, Droid Pirate Finley and his Rubenesque Parrot, Droid Pirate Finley and his Rubenesque Parrot, Stuck in a Pit of Skittles, Sea Squatch, Deflater Mouse, Tony Pia Karski, Adrian R.

1:50:17The Devil from Table 12, Javier, Crazy Thadley, Crimulus is just happy to be here, The Twisted Twigster, Real Housewives of Seagius, Faye Queen, Oop Schnart the Probability Demolition Expert, Showtime, For My Mother, CCTX Girl 6823 Waiting on the Diner, Nicole Studioso. All of my planes are shovels. K the Flying Penguin would like everyone to know that penguins are not native to Greenland. No, not even flying ones. Truck Stop Sandwich, Indigo Escargot, Love My Captain, Joe Mauma, Wandering Biscuit, Castriff, Aims Affection for Internet Protection, Retro MG, NightScript, Widget the World Watcher wearing a waistcoat and wig, Lana, banana, meatball, Lana, banana, meatball, Uhtred and Rose's Viking Void Vitals fueling the intergalactic fight against fascism.

1:51:04Yeah, not sure what I'm doing. River Brown, Senior Deuce, Scullacy, Warped Rider, Tim Nacy, Ruben Clamso, Turwin, Hugh the Mini Mungo, Morgan Brockman, Sylvie, Friendly Neighborhood Fire Protection Engineer, Skullbulb, Dustin Watson, Betty White 813, Randy Supreme and Queen Lancaster, Bolivar Snagnasty, The One True Cheap Con, Starscribe, Lucian Thunderstruck, Ho Ho, Ma Mama, Glorbnar 7, now granting refugee status to victims fleeing the Bethany Wars. Doozor now identifies as Roman Durge, The Other Adele, Chef Gal Val, Leah Hall, Sarah May. Minsky Enterprises is excited to announce that Cone of Silence Consultants, LLC, has been named its exclusive provider of logistics services.

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1:53:30I should get like a samovar, right? You remember those from like a Chekhov play? Like it's condensed hot tea. Panda, Curtis Lelig, Kennedy Allison Farner, Tristan Stoles, Daylin Y, Shadow Rapture, Yet Another Nicole, Hank the Wonder Llama, R-Craft, Russell, Zephyrus Wind, The Ornamental Hermit, Jay to the Lynn, Just a Regular Fox, Jeremy Impson, What the Hell, Cineplex, and All the Black People in North Carolina, Just Rachel, Waffles, Waffles, Waffles, Danger Girl, Atlas Bear, Patty the Ginger, Ava's Cigarette Ash, Hugh Biftit, Ay Zeus, Anaphylaxis, Scav with Comtax, The Shape-Shifting Sad Girl and Her Girlfriend Say, Joe, You've Done It Again, Pipless Skin and DePippi Pond, Sarah Nicole, The Kells Fights with the Bethanies, Angry Leafs Lasersaw, Magnus Aerochill, Amy Perry, Christopher Kai Source Decay Descendant of the Spweather Catfish Whisperer Vagabond Mary Randy's Amigo Bold Mouse Katie Mermaid and the Delinquent Duo Nauman Nicole Victor Schauberger Reincarnated as White Mountain Hillbilly Glitter Cupcake Max Dangers Security Chief Schatzi The Anxious Peach Team Michelle and Billy Nea Nix Reno Frankinator Nordlebash Jordan R1X Belasco Ryan Rosinski Average Height Medium Rage Audio Monkey Joe Team Hefeweizen Monica and Mason Kay.

1:54:46In the mysterious AZHQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of Mike's, a jumble of James's, a trifecta of Tony's, one of whom still wants to be Leif, but sadly, no Bethany's. Rowan, Lady of the Black and Herald of the Stars. Arianne Can't Manage Normal. Ryan Burnett, The Joyful Nihilist. Dr. Dr. B. Zoprez and the Bumble Army. Growing Into My Farm Boots. Superbeth Becomes an RN, alongside my bootstup farm friend. Geneva Boss,

1:55:19He was a shifty one, that Nick Howard. Kinger was here. Be-bop-be-dabba-doo-wop. Warped Echoes. Slabs McTerps. Mr. Boston Leather 2003. Jeremiah Franco. Justin the Nick of Time. Gothic Rainbow. So We Made It. Cody McClure. McHadley. Eternal Companion. Maxime Lizotte. Jingolos. Eris. Goddess of Nobody. Has Matilda, Ditzy Bay, Just Your Average Reese, Kyle Church, I Am A Lafe On The Wind, Static Ego, Some Fucking Swamp Wizard, Lolly, Evan M. Dobson, Dave B, Nabi, Your Friendly Neighborhood Pathologist, Going To Be Lit, Captain Emerald L, Wayne Hall, Danny Mars, Externally Screaming, But Bethany, I Made Biscuits, Scebo and Fuzzle McBumpernitz, Neelix Tiny Wolf, Asher the Raven, Christina Senatis Teleporting, BRB.

1:56:06The Shanes are not organized enough for a war, but there is a growing number of us, and it is concerning. Definitely not an android. Seriously, I'm not. The Wandering Welshman, Whatever Tabby, Carolyn Harper, Nikolai Tolkachev, Capo the Sartorius, Z3DT, Shy Sparrows, BLTN, The Kiwi Duckling, Dana Dana Bobena, Fifi Fofena, Queen Aubrey and Drake, Drake May, May Lover, Tequila Mockingbird, Snuffleupagoose, Dameron the Space Goblin, I So Pale, Exquisite Whimsy, I Am Lord Zoltak. hear me roar, Pocket Ghost Max, Mags the Conqueror, Wes and Heather wonder if Derek Adair will join, my cat's name is Beef.

1:56:43Katie Kate, get your colonoscopy, Victor Casados, Emily Schmemely, work for Melvis, Boho go bye bye for Jojo Pogo, that's a no-go bro, Cody Monster, Collided Mind, Miss Nixie, Baby Baton Lee, Charlie Rudel, Kyle Perino, AK, Sid the Sloth on a Bike, Priya Gandhi, The Wandering Mermaid would like you to know that the Little Mermaid and the Creature from the Black Lagoon are the same exact story. Lil Stevie Pie, Green Mountain Hermit, Def Allergic to Bethany Stew, Two Polar Cat, Carl, the Teller of Dad Jokes, Skylab's Multidimensional Multiphasic Intergalactic Quantum Cyberverse, Verde Soul, Galen Miller, Tess, Geriatric Youngun, Mystic Hippie, Unforkable, Local Marsh Hag, Daniel Nitz, Mavis Bacons, Pyro's Calling, The Wizard's Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious, and introducing Reese C.

1:57:29Pontiff as the 36th Doctor. Too many jans! Pamela Rose Elchira, then Steena says, Thud Tweed, Enigmatic Catbird, Countess of Carbon, Slappy the Squirrel, Luminous Elk, Rhodian Caution, Love is for the Nierds, Taz Hernandez, Captain Crash and the Surviving Crew, It's Just Tyson Now, Casper needs all the hugs, but Joe needs an O2 tank.

1:58:19Quote says, Waro. Ben Barr, stand clear of the closing doors, please. Beastly Death, Sven the Unlikely, Cognito Hazard Expunged, Ted Wassanasen, Virestria, Theosis the Theologian-ish, Why is my daughter so feral? Send help. Fernwood Gal, Nellie G, Twinkle Tots, Gemini Sky, Phantom's Moms, Callison, Hornswoglin Daniel Arthur, It's a fucking dog rapture, King Humble, We'd Better Ask Dave, Wind Chimes for Safety, Cameron Winterborn Welsh, Fireball XL5 Mackenzie Duna Alexica Habanera Code Stranger One betty bet Ha ha ha ha ha Matt N Alfie Revenurum Momo Nikiki Frelp M. Lin Feedma Fish J.R.R. on SFP Lahari J.

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1:59:47Noble Barrel. Andy Croft, Bippity Boppity Boom, Megan The Meg Young, Corey Morose, Russell Bunny, Max Savage, Jenny Wren, Apprehensive Craig, Tim Aranetta, Bacon, Nicole Studioso, Rambo, Chaos Watcher, That Homeless Guy Who Saw the Diner Disappear from Rogers and Gave Up Booze, Mary Kirby, Stephanie Sturgis, Kirsten, Hurry Up and Wait, Sarah Farmer and Belladonna, First of Her Name, Criddle, Twilio, Heidelberti, Tom Webster, Rashmi Vinkatesh, McClump, Azana the Leathersmith, Salazar the Dome Age Hayward's Finest Garen Elizondo To my little You'll always be my good girl You took a piece of my heart And left a paw print on my soul Till we meet again Sir Shitsalot strikes again Damn animal Ashton James Elspeth Skyland ALR Sidewalk Jam Tonka 2005 Cruisin' B.

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2:01:49Mitzi Liu, Kelsey Holm, still Casper's number one fan but now armed with a quantum spatula and ready to duel every Bethany in the multiverse with breakfast wisdom. Amanda Marie Catherine, Damian the Goddamn Time Lawyer, Matt Mosby, Saint Foo, Harry Fishnuts, Astronoweeb, Mag Nose the Civil Gnome. Welcome, everybody. I'm Hydelon, and I'll be leading our Midnight Burger emotional support group.

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