Welcome to the Horizon 2.7: Long Night

21:53Got a gun.

22:09You think I need to open the door to shoot you with this rifle?

22:34Oh God... God... God...

22:45What?

23:00I know Rambo. I hear it too. Doug? Doug? Are you there? Shit. Rambo, look. There's a shotgun behind the bar. What do you think? Yeah, yeah, I agree. Probably, probably not for the best. I don't even know how to shoot it. Doug! Okay, okay. We're okay.

23:53You come in here you're gonna regret it

24:07You think you can scare me?

24:13What the fuck? Okay, okay. You want to play with me? Alright, Rambo. Rambo, listen. We're not going out like this, alright? Not like this? I've got an idea. Come here.

24:34Look. I'm going to tie you up right here, okay? I'll be right back.

24:55Okay, buddy. Here's the plan. Look. Something's coming through that door. I don't know what it is, but when it comes through, Andrew, I need you to bark like you've never barked before, okay? Sound good? Remember, buddy, they always underestimate us.

25:23We're going to be okay. Okay.

25:33Your CO2 levels appear to have returned to normal. Yeah. The dog's helping. I'm sure. What are these things, Elden? Are they monsters? There are no monsters. They're just people. How is that possible?

26:22was done to remedy that seemed to just throw gasoline on the fire. Life there is tragic and horrific. Added to that, it was used as a prison for some time. They speak of ghosts and demons of Ren. Some, when faced with the horrors of their planet, retreat completely into their own minds, disconnect themselves from their emotions. You can see them, but They appear to be somewhere else. Ghosts. Then there are those like Minsky, who seem to be able to metabolize the chaos and draw strength from it. Demons. Then there are those in between, and their lives are a waking nightmare. They are offered freedom from the trauma of their daily lives.

27:15They are offered bliss, to forget the things they've seen. You'd be surprised how many take up that offering. In reality, what they become are eels. Homicidal and chaotic lunatics. You drop them into a particular situation to create chaos and fear. Not unlike our situation right now.

27:47Eldon, they're in so much trouble. I can't just stay up here. There's no safe place for you on the ground right now, Deidre. Up here is where you want to be, and definitely where Verge wants you to be. Am I ever going to see Verge again? You are, Deidre. By my calculations, we are actually in much more danger than Verge is at the moment. The best thing you can do for Verge is stay alive yourself.

28:18I'm not cut out for this, Eldon. If this is how it's always going to be, I don't think I can function like this. You are currently functioning. I just hyperventilated and turned into a basket case. You had a human reaction. That's not a weakness. Everyone else is on the ground doing something. Deidre, there are a few thousand people that are now no longer enslaved because of you. You've done quite a lot. Look what it did to us. Thus far, it hasn't done anything to us. It's going to be a long night, but we are going to endure that. Who wouldn't endure a long night or two if it means others may be free?

29:09The night's not over yet.

29:19Frank? Yeah, well, these things are fucking horrible, Leif. Are you okay? Not mentally, no. That was a fucking nightmare. It was like getting attacked by an undead rugby team. I'm working on it. What are you working on? There's speakers on the outside of the shop and go. I'm commandeering their sound system. Why? Ultrasound. I think if I can get some ultrasound waves at the right frequency, it'll be like garlic to a vampire with these guys. It's going to take me a minute, though. Okay, I'm going to go check on Trinket. Okay. Eldon. Eldon, can you hear me yet? Shit. God. God damn it. Frank? Have you seen Trinket?

30:09No, why? Fuck. Fucking fuck, fuck. She's fucking gone. Gone? Frank, she can't be out there. Yeah, I know. Stay here. I know where she went. God damn it.

30:41Okay. Okay. So, I don't know what's going to happen first. Me running out of bullets or them getting through the door. So, I'm going to close the bathroom door now. And no matter what you hear, I want you to stay in here, okay? And maybe they'll just ignore you and...

31:09Thank you for showing up in my backyard.

31:17I think it was good for me. It was good for me to take care of you. Oh, shit.

31:57No, no, no, no, stay in there.

32:19Oh my god!

32:27Oh my god!

32:48BLEED

33:11No, no, oh no.

33:28Who wants a drink?

33:40Oh, Frank! Roll the house!

33:50God damn, y 'all are flammable! Woo-hoo! Rambo, nice work, buddy! We did it!

34:05Oh, shit. Where's the fire extinguisher?

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35:38Trinket? I'm over here. I can't see a fucking thing. Where are you? Follow my eyes.

35:51What happened? Wait for your eyes to adjust. You'll see them.

36:03Oh. Jesus. As soon as they broke down the door, they all started choking on something. Yeah, okay. Are you okay? I mean... Look at them. They're just people.

36:36They're not monsters. Yeah, yeah. Of course, but apparently they have something done to them, and they turn into this... I led them to their death. No, no. They were going to kill you, Trinket. Yeah. Yeah, I know. The, you know, the kill or be killed thing doesn't really work for me, Frank. Nothing. Nothing gives me the right to do this to someone. You, you didn't do it on purpose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that doesn't seem to be working for me either.

37:32Wait, uh... Trinket, do you need a mask in here? Not anymore, looks like.

37:47I guess you can only fit so many mushrooms inside a person. Look at that! We just got our own little dream house for just the two of us. No one else can live here but us. Yeah, and I really hate it. I know. I mean, it's nice, the bathroom, but it's covered in mushrooms. I mean, that is true. And there are dead guys everywhere, so... Well, it's a fixer-upper for sure. Right. Uh-huh.

38:31I was really liking this new version of me. Yeah. We can all tell. I was really enjoying, like, being able to feel the whole mountain. But, uh, the mountain's in a lot of pain right now, Frank. And I am too.

39:04You should go. You should go. A lot of people need you. Well, hey, let's get you back to your shop. Oh, no, no, no. I should stay. I'm safe in here, but I might not be out there. And besides, I just watched a lot of people die.

39:34And I think I need to stay with them. I need to, I don't know, make sure they're not holding on to anything when they cross over. I need to make sure they are finally free.

39:56I'll just stay here and harvest some space foot and... Yeah. Let me know when it's safe again. Okay.

40:08You sure you're okay?

40:14No.

40:19I will be. Okay. Drink it. I'll be back, okay? Okay.

40:45Goddess of Death I stand here as your priestess knowing that life must be winnowed to thrive This is a holy act I perform Okay One ultrasonic stereo system I'm coming right up!

41:14Okay, we've got sound. Now, let's make it lethal.

41:25Let's make it lethal.

41:30Let's make it lethal. Shit!

41:39Come on! Come on!

41:46Let's make it leave. Let's make it leave. Let's make it leave.

42:02Holy shit! What are these intruders? Tavrok! Nice work, man! How long must I wear this accursed helmet? Just until sunrise. How many in this horde? I don't know. It could be a lot more. It could be a lot more. It could be a lot more. It could be a lot more. Ah, fuck. Come on. We are surrounded. All right, Tavrak. If I can get this thing running, it'll take care of our problem. You gotta keep them away from me. Very well. continue your work. I shall continue mine.

42:46Demons. You have become prisoners of your bodies. Allow me to free you.

43:02Holy shit! Is Conan on the fucking black coast? Come on. Come on! Fuck! What the... Celeste? I found a gas mask! Keep going! I'm almost there! You better be! Why can I not get the sound right? Come on! Leroy Jacobs! Girls!

43:37God damn!

43:44Okay, we're ready.

43:50Shit. They have fled into the trees. Did we win? Let's go, whose pocket? Damn. I didn't get to use my sound thing. Well, maybe next time. Well fought, my friend. Yeah! That'll fucking show him!

44:10Should I be out here right now?

44:20Yeah, this sort of thing happens all the time. You know, comes with the territory. Some guy, he doesn't like how much we're charging him, decides he's not gonna pay up. You can't do that, can you? Honest work, honest pay and all that. So this piece of work thinks he can stop payment. Meanwhile, he's got five different projects across the damn triad being built by who? The good people of the planet trust. That's who. So this guy, he wakes up one morning to find that his projects all across the triad have suddenly stopped. Whatever could it be? Could it be that trying to renege on a deal has landed him worse than he started off?

45:01You're fucking A well told, my friend. Oh, God. Hold my drag.

45:15Holy shit!

45:20What? Anywho, so what we find ourselves in here is a good old-fashioned Truskin Cathy break. You know, we don't move till the price is met. Hey, boys! Turn the damn roots already. Don't make me regret you handing the grill over to you, you hear me? Oh, Lord. Bulb? What just exploded? A little excavation charge, no big whoop. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. And what is this dome we're in? A camper dome. You gotta have one on thrust. You never know when a volcano's gonna go shoot some soot at you. Well, it's... It's real nice. It's all right. I thought about getting a bigger one, but the kids are grown, the wife hates camping.

46:08As long as they can hold me and the two dumbasses over there, I think we're good. My love. Hey, sweetie. Look at me. I'm in a bubble. Oh, there is the man, the meat, the meat slab. How you doing there, Tarva? Tavi, did you come all the way out here to check on me? I did, but I was delayed by many battles. I am glad to see you are safe here with the giants. They're taking great care of me. I have eaten many roots. Celeste, do you have a gun? I have a gun. Turns out I still know how to use it. Her aim was true. My aim was true, apparently. Darvok, do mine eyes deceive me, or have you got yourself a new toothpick there?

46:54Behold. Frank, you okay? Well, we've had a very traumatic night while you've been here barbecuing, apparently. Well, we all play our part, Frank. Oh, look at that there. That is straight as an arrow. Nice work, my son. Thank you. Hey, shitheads, how come I can't get you two to do fine work like this man over here? I mean, he's had the size he used. Truskin Camper Dome. I guess that's one way to survive a toxic gas attack. Leif, Tarvak here has a new sword. This fine lady here has herself some real nice hardware. What have you been contributing to the evening? I almost had an ultrasound emitter.

47:31Well, you know what we say on Trusk when you've almost made something? You haven't made anything. You haven't made anything at all, my friend. Seriously, Leif, do better. We're all contributing. We're all contributing? What is that? Oh, Jesus Christ. Did those things get into the office? What are they doing in there? Frankie, that's your personal space they're invading. That's all you, pally. Go get them. Fuck. I'll be right back. There you go, Frankie. Give them hell. We'll be sure and sit right here. And remember, Frankie, no shame in going for the nards. Give them the main hotdinger. There you go.

48:11Get your little ass in there. Oh, I am not cleaning up whatever's going on in there. I mean, he has always wanted to beat up the customers. That's true. Uh-oh. We got a runner. Tarvak, get in there and bet a little cleanup, would you? One moment.

48:37Oh, good. Oh, boy, howdy. His head came right off, didn't it? Tarvok, you put that one in the bleachers, my friend. MVP. MVP. I am also not cleaning that up. Is it fucking morning yet?

49:09Hey. You saved my life. I mean, I guess, you know, you saved yours too, but I mean, it still counts. So I... Doug, are you there? Yeah, yes, I'm here. Are you all right? I think so. Could you be a bit more definitive with me, Doug? Ah, yeah, I'm all right. Good. It looks like the cloud is beginning to dissipate. time able to cut through the particulates in the air. Oh, good. Elvin? Yes? So, when I ask you about the giant salamander that started living in my backyard, I think you may have left out some details that I would have appreciated. Really? Such as? Ah, well, the fact that it can apparently spit acid.

50:12Acid? Yes. Really? Those things were about to kill me, and it... Well, some of them are... They are... Melted now.

50:27I see. Mm-hmm. Did... Did you not know it could do that? I was aware. Oh. Oh. Um, Eldon, I realize you are a computer, but humans really like knowing which things spit acid and which don't. I understand that. Oh. Well, then, what the hell, Eldon?

51:06I didn't think it was relevant. Elden. It's lovingly called an igneous burp. The female, Ashleysaurus, can weaponize its stomach acid, Doug. And you didn't tell me that why?

51:36Because they only do so when in defense of their... mates. Mates? Mates.

51:52I... So I'm sure you can understand why I didn't see that as relevant. seeing as you are, while an eccentric fellow, not a male, giant, alien salamander.

52:17I am not. What's been going on down there, Doug? Please don't tell anyone about this. Of course. But please don't worry. A bit of interspecies confusion is not uncommon. It's not going to lay subcutaneous eggs on you or something. What? Oh, well, good. But, Doug. Yes? That animal just saved your life. Time to give it a name. Oh. Okay. Oh, how is everyone else? We've made it out relatively unscathed. Once I send the all clear, we all meet at the sheep's eye. Alright.

53:12Attention citizens of Hood Pocket. The air is now safe and the danger has passed. If you are feeling ill or short of breath, please proceed to Trinket Emporium immediately.

53:29Eldon? Everyone's alright. We made it through. We did? Yes. How long was I asleep? Only a couple of hours. How in the world did I sleep? I made an executive decision and adjusted the cabin environment. You put me to sleep? I did. Eldon, don't do things like that. Deidre, nearly everyone on the ground has reached the end of a very long night. Yours is just beginning, isn't it? I'm going with him. I know. Hence the enforced nap time. Okay. Good idea. I know. I'm bringing us in for landing by the sheep's eye Okay Why is there a huge crowd down there? Something rather extraordinary has happened What?

54:33Minsky nearly killed the entire city of Raxias It did not win him or Darkleif any fans Everyone has heard that Hood's pocket has repelled an eel attack And rebuked the most powerful crime boss in the triad I'm afraid the people of Hood's Pocket have achieved folk hero status in the city. Oh my god.

55:15I still can't believe they used this thing for long-haul flights. It's a tight squeeze, but the small profile keeps this awful lot of scanners. Pretty ingenious, though. It's got everything you need somehow. Are you sure Deidre's ready for this? It's going to be a week of travel after we get through the warp gate. The galaxy brain is in a really isolated spot. I have an update on that. In this universe, there's a warp gate much closer to the galaxy brain. Really? How close? It's only a day away. One day? One day.

55:55That doesn't make any sense. I know. The whole point of the galaxy brain is that it's undetectable and isolated. And yet... I don't like it. More convenient for us. And I don't like it. Whatever it implies, let's deal with that later. Agreed. Regardless of the travel time, I hope she's ready for this. She's ready. Hey. As ready as she can be. I was at her house trying to think of what to pack, but... Yeah. So now I've got this backpack like I'm going to Prague or something. Hey, you never know. Leif, am I just going to fuck this up? Is it stupid for me to come along? I don't want to fuck this up.

56:46You need to come. I'm going to need you. I don't know how any of this stuff works. That's not why I need you to come. I go to some pretty dark places. I'm sure you've heard. Verge goes to dark places too. But they're very different from mine. Verge, trapped on the galaxy brain is one problem. But the even bigger problem will be if they get free. If they get loose on the galaxy brain, they're not going to care who dies. That includes themself. I'm going to need you to pull them out of that. Okay?

57:33I don't have a plan without them. I know. Nothing works without them. I know. I'm really scared. In my experience, people who can admit they're scared are the ones I can depend on. The bravest person I've ever met, she sells tacos. You're going to be fine. Hey, y 'all. Hey, guys. We've come to give you a send-off. We've come to put some positive energy into a really shitty situation. Thank you. Leave a little weed for your journey. Nice. Thank you. Here. Take this. What is this? Just a little Anne McCaffrey for your trip. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be able to read, June. You don't have to read it.

58:36Just hold on to it. Feel the vibes. You're a space heroine now. Feel the vibes! Okay. And I have mini donuts for you, Deidre. And Leif, talkies for you. Thanks, man. Thank you, Doug. Okay, bear with me, Leif. Take this amethyst. Now I'm invincible. Shut up. Deidre, this is black onyx. Put it around your neck. Okay, thank you. Tavrok, have you got that thing? I do. We have forged this for you, Deidre. Oh, okay. It's a knife. It is. It's made of glass? Not really. I'll explain later. Y 'all, these are MREs. They taste terrible, but they're efficient. Cool. I got chicken chow mein. What'd you get?

59:30Beef stroganoff. Thanks, Celeste. Oh, and I brought nothing. Nobody told me we were doing gift time. Everyone, as before, when I leave with the Phoenix, you won't have your network. You'll need to be more dutiful in your communications. If all goes according to plan, we'll be back within a week. And if it doesn't... Well, let's decline to think about that, shall we? Thank you for doing this for me, Leif. I'm doing it for both of us.

1:00:23So, is this everything you imagined? I'm sure you two sat on whatever shitty planet that you're from and thought to yourself, I'm going to be a criminal and live a life of adventure. I'm going to fuck shit up. But look at you. Sitting here on guard duty. Tell me, is this the daring pirate life you imagined?

1:01:04Do they still have the parade? Are we going to the parade? you know where you catch a traitor and bring them home to the galaxy brain and drag them through the main dock right are we doing that the parade i mean i suppose arguably that i don't exactly qualify but um you know because i was never one of you, but I suppose I'm still a traitor because I showed you that you don't have to be a bootlicker to be a criminal.

1:01:55Ah, well then, let's get this shit over with.

1:02:09Well, well, well Look at the fucking odds Always quick to show up when somebody's outnumbered, aren't you?

1:02:25What a horde of fucking sad sacks This is the terror of the triad This! Do your victims die of fucking laughter?

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1:15:09Put It On 06, Hedgehog Hen, Jackson Bell, Katie Chambers, Jay the Podcast Lover, Dick Rickles, Chapter President, damn glad to meet you. Malcolm Flynn, Samuel Lee, Josatron Prime, Oh My God I Forgot To Change My Name From Nicholas Beckler To Something More Cheeky And Fun, Arwen the Freer, ThroatGoat666 I Am Your Father, Addie Slauson, Inconceivable Kai, Red Rum 916, Nick Waycaster, Gotham Still Fucked Up, Batman Really Ain't Doing Shit When You Think About It, No Good Monk, Rye, Yes, Like The Bread, Sarman Sayed, Three Pandas In A Trench Coat Named Bethany, John Old Grimbus, Matt Knight Bushager, Gavin Morey, Damn Eetry, Andromeda, Stephen the Choi, Gloria's Authentic Earth Coffee, Gabriel T., Can Someone Find Me the Parmesan, The Treasure Trove of Troublesome Trolls, I Did This for Fun, Cookie Nebu, Axel Zapata, Siona the Goblin is Bringing Lafe a Laserspoon, Jason McDonald, Orianda, Bean Dino, Philip Lenick, Hugh Jass, J2, Brian Montgomery, Artemis Record, Safa Aluzzi, Trev Brax, Gunnar Tweedle, The Bard Without a Ballad or a Mallet, Nazo.

1:16:18Platform Jail Mechanism Burn Museum Theorist, Hold Please. Kay Kayow, Empress Squishy Face of Greater Catopia. Anna Garcia, Goblin King, Rays of Noop. Kiki's Best Friend Would Like to Go to Breakfast. Bubber Duckle, Yegor Luce, Terry Cadds, Says Hello Ernesto. Leaf Tracks, The Rise of Leif, Chapter One, Loaf Tracks Retires. The Prodigal Elem, Catalyst for Chaos, Sculliver, Sam and Shane. Ahsoka Likes Hugs. Going Anonymous, V, Ma Dukes, U.S. Marshal Stacy, Ooh Chickadee, Dango Dale, Esty, Not the Website. At every moment in every corner of every possible world, there is always a way home, and it's already found you.

1:16:58Jao Paulo Lemos, Odd Keep, The Sentient Lighthouse, The Faceless Old Bethany Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, D. Shane, Tanya Fisher, Appalachian Death Queen, Zosifer Doggo of Doom, Burnt Barbecue Beef Brisket. It's official, they're called Thegronis, Kevin Winans, Marlon C., Just Whelmed, Madame Perry, Cherish Hellfire's Hellish Chairfire, Lichen Lady, Midnight Club, Cameron Agnese West, Knox, Lisa Liu, Emmett Hale, The Triad's Baddest Goblin, Emory and Lano, James Miles, Browncoats Love the Diner, House Chaos of the Critter Cacophony, Max Nia and Yvonne, Sixth Sick Sheeks, Sixth Sheeps Sick, Nope, Nevermind, It's Mark, Minion Simone Mimi Davis, Mr.

1:17:41and Mrs. Ronald and Misty Don Mitchell Jr., Gaia Turtle, Wayne Barahona, Jesse the Dragonrider, We Will Not Rest Until Puerto Rico and Palestine Are Free, Pluto Crow, Nissy's Mom, Pokésplort, Whiskey Rebellion and Gen Riot's Interdimensional Detective Agency, Zephyr Vitriol, Altreon, Shibu and Griff, Slim Nandy, Goth Leif, Jen and Brit, Adriana Bartolomucci, Jonah Is Gay, The Midnight Ashes, Hornetti, Balian Fair has retired and now raises herds of mongos, Hood's Pocket Protector, listening to Ava sing Poisoning Pigeons in the Park Made My Shitty Day Instantly Better, Valkyrie Storm, Patricia Who's Always Late But Somehow On Time, DC Squirrel, Kyle the Interstellar Highwomen, Shelley Act on the Verge, Gale Friend, Rubber Cake, Clover the Clown, The Sparky Tech, Prop the Croc-A-Gator, Ringleader Volt, Jazz Punker, Captain Tightpants and the Companion, Agent Night Breakfast, Braddy for Mission Control, Renee N, Katarina de la Playa, R.I.P.

1:18:40Eloise Walsh, Waffles, The Floof Wrangler, Aki the Space Druid, Phantomland TTRPG Dice, Curiouser K8, Your Local Blacksmith, Ash Montgomery, The Boggiest of Birches, Jason, HVAC Tech for the Diner's Deep Freeze, SK Phoenix, Glitch the Gamer Error, Zephyr the Weffer Montgomery Foxworth, Merry Face, Luan Cherry, Peppermint Pearl, The Interdimensional Space and Tea Time Witch, Nicole64, Amara Salazar, Banjo Buscalo, Full Beans, Glorious Forgotten Ford Festiva, Brandon Wright, Night Breakfast at the Midnight Cauldron, Force for Good-ish, Mark Scott, Rosie Mum, The Judah, Slater Morales, Intergalactic Fry Lord, Gravity's Optional but Fry's Aren't, CJ's Big Barbecue Bistro for Bethany's, Angel Vasquez, Evil the Cat, Stephen Raymer, J.

1:19:29Carp Fishman, The Great Goblino, Low Oxygen, Save the Mungos, Joji the Birdwatcher, A flock of gray horses from the top of a sycamore Lilac Morcella Rachel Krempa With special thanks to my best friend Lizzie And my husband Steve Don't worry about the order, honey Your tig old bitty yeen milf majesty Temporal Hashbrown Diane Brown Captain No Sleep Jamie Rainey The Slim Reaper Reuben Eden Smedley P. Snodgrass III But please pause two to three seconds and then say call me Smeddy The Shreveport Bohannans CC the Umbrella Mage Bradbury Sasquatch Loads Chekhov's Gun and Rides to Join Bethany's Army. Din.

1:20:08Cosmic Ketchup. Lack of Lifestyle. Joe definitely didn't forget about you, August. August, it's chapter 52. Stay frosty, my friend. Moosey. Hood's Pocket Gear and Sprocket Local Repair Cafe. The Crafty Introvert. Postmaster General Kwan Sent Me. Blake Basmagian. Nitwit 14. Roiled way too harshly. DJ Johnny B. The Klopman Diamond. Marco Montano. No Longer Doing a Bit. Shiny Fields, Adam Tachek, Christopher Wendell, Unproductive Banana, Pulsifer the Paulist of Paulism, Zombie Spider-Man, Bex823, Auntie Cryptid, Barry Heap, Gas Mask Penguin, In the Hot Seat, Mime Ninja's Ninja Mime, Master Oogway, Barry, Dilly is Dallying, Podcast Junkie, Futile Screaming at the Ocean, Fox Hatlin, Dylan Caroni, Pedro Vibresto, Slider, Malachi, Julian Rhodes, Maple Emily, the gayest library janitor in Indiana.

1:21:03Learn how to be calm in heart, Stumbly. I'll be waiting. Physic the Good Bush, definitely not one of the bad bushes, funding rebel Bethany's to overthrow the duly elected Bethany's. Hexadecimal Bethany is non-binary. Vapis 10's Big Black Gaping Hole. The planet Goobrius is celebrating the upcoming birthday of former Big Lister and canon space fungi, a boobaluth. Happy birthday, Zach. Bruce, Jessica Gagoma, Torical, Jenny the Bear, Eger, Bellringer, Sir Dean Thorne, Treech, Josie Jones, Mr. Fibble is very cross, Haute Potato. Dr. Mojo postulates the end list endlessly splintering off as Bethany and Burt Burt's caboose until its end lists all the way down.

1:21:46Dave and Buster's server manager ready to serve all the Bethany's a Monte Cristo. Blind time traveler convention date. L.A. Woman, The Phoenix Rising. New name? God. No, not him. Jeff Andrew? Sure. Jeff Andrew, Miss Luan, a British woman with cute dogs, Cup of Noodles, Schmizzy Two-Shoes, Luna Nova, Nicholas Griffith, Matt Grigsby, Justin Smolin, Riku31, Craig Dundee, New Type Without a Gundam, Astral Sea, Ickle Me Pickle Me Tickle Me Too, Witch Loud the Cartoonist, Guy With the Chops, Sam, Mitchell Yee, Bagel Knife, Imelda and Scott, Courtney Cochran, Lily Starling, Ryan Kay, Devin7777 has been my fave verbal stim for months, Nate, Forklift Lifts Forks for Cliff.

1:22:28Chip, Radio Free Relia, Violin Loves MIDI, Brian Pasley. You only had it right the first time, Joe. It's Suwubasa, not Subawasa. Grena, Piston Whip, Captain Ducky, Blitz Bell, Shiny Let's Be Bad Guys. Our overhead is way too high with all of these names. Please make sure to turn in all receipts. Love, Josh from Accounting. Satsuma, Silius Goose, Dr. Jones, Icy Axe, Coach Shane of Toad Sucks Central. Go Cranes! Sky, Cole Arthur, Lego Croissant, Cassade, Norwin Murgler. You have all been assigned to write a four-page essay on your favorite arthropod. It will be 50 % of your grade. Joe Cuppa, Dogma Mom, Weeby Choppin' Broccoli, Icy Fish, The Hacker Known as Ivy DeBurb, Blue Tune, A Feisty-Ass Chickadee, Poultry Landmine, The Scrappy Poet, Jenny the Cryptid Paladin, Maverick Artist, Shit, It Was a Mimic, Basil in Their Tea, Waiting to Gossip with David, Ainsley, A-Y-A-Y-A-Y, Angnor, A-T-B, Kiwi Lovelybead, Zoe, Professor Freda, Dr.

1:23:30Professor Reverend Bethany Wethany, Lethany Woofie McFlovenberger, M.D., PhD, Esquire, and that's not pretentious at all, aham, is looking for a cure to the Bethany mutation that the Society of Bethany's began the war with so many years ago. Michelle Spurgeon, Jack the Sleepy, Garrett Henderson Twote, still trapped, but I've stopped asking why. The freezer is. I am. We chill. Son of Defarge. Wisco Teach. Scott A. Snellgrove. Give Peas a Chance. Samalama Ding Dong. Behold Lady Sarah Purr. Whisker Veil. Countess of Wood Hollow. Mistress of the Whispering Pines. And Beloved by All Creatures Small and Opinionated.

1:24:05Ricardo Galamba. Kari's Crafty Cloaking Devices LLC. Hashtag WeWeaveEmOfGossamer. Penny the Wonder

1:24:34The Fae Wanderer. Everybody's favorite clown Splotchy. Pinstrike Algorithm. Psycho Queen. Kosher Steak. Gabriel Strife is brought to you by Charlotte Brown, Gary Gygax, and the number 42. Flo Rida, Alyssa's Shiny Pants, Gondor Calls for Aid, Muscles for Tits, Arnold Rumspringa, The Demise of the Temple of Bethany's, Alan Berglund says, Hi Mom, Rin the No, Kitty McSkull, Raven Stromdans, Hapless Novelist Passenger of the Dimensionally Impermanent and Temporally Incontinent Bookshop Cafe The Wild-Eyed Prophet, it. Tessa Craig, Perfectly Personalized Disaster, Jim Turner, Lux Luminos, Javi De Niro, Big Chunk, Gadides, Boom Boom's Wooden Leg, Will the Real Muad'Dib Please Stand Up, Jilly Bean, Benjamin, Not Franklin, Tracy Baby, Leia, Is That the Chris Hancock Who Traded Weekly Soup For The Use of My Kitchen Table, A Singular Nightbird, Bethany in a Green Field, I Am the Lizard Frantically Firing flechette guns.

1:25:30A-E-I-O-U-Y-N-W. Bumblefay. Mr. Epsilon. The Mothman. Long-Haired Matt. DJ. Lenny Harris. Robert W. Breelzebub. Krezimira. Jessa Loren. The Bean Wizard. Myth and Stitch Embroidery. Loves the Mucklewains. Lulu Louise. Dulio. The Brew Crew Family. Burt Ruba. Your most benevolent lord and master of the multiverse. Jeffrey George. Ellie. Don't tariff me bro. Oopsie. Evelyn, The Wizard Mooses holds out their cat for you to pet, Grimlor, Ginny Waboom, Errant Popsicle Stick, M Horowitz, Isle of Refuge, Jack Spider's Mom, Bubble Butt Bethany has banana breath, Llamafresh, Jer the Benevolent Destroyer, Valtiel Heller, Sad Little Earth Monkey, Revan the Red Beard Wizard, Bert Bert and the Funky Bunch, Corora the Twelfth, Bethany 2, Electric Boogaloo, Welcome to the Quan Pound, pen pen pen pen pen pen pen.

1:26:21Mr. Muchacho Kaiserschnitzel has successfully recruited Sarah Murphy's cats for the Trouble Puffs Fight Club. The wolves in the deep freeze say, Awoo! Julie Hammond, Sanctuary Moon's number two fans. Simpson, Alice Lewis, Simply Amy Sue, I pushed her because Joe said so. Even older Liz, McBearcat, Grack Pinfeather, Sitican Druidic Scientist, Astro, your friendly neighborhood android. Moonlight Zombie Fox Old Doc Recy The Midnight Missionary Out There Somewhere Looking For Ya Rotten Ronnie Sleeps In Grandma Panties Artist Dragonborn Bigby Garage Bill Zangana Lester Joaquin Jimenez Big MF Juice The S.I.P.

1:27:01Muffins Space Wives Are Officially Verge and Deidre Chad Hatter Cosmic Tea Maker Of The Triads Captain Jack Harkness Wants Peter The Robot Tell Your Cat I Said Banana Manaz A Corgi Called Kibble Cuddly Kraken, Sarge the Bard, Sominity, LL Cool Mint Jams, Travis Roberticus, the other original Caitlyn, Ken Daddy, the Jaded Umbra requested I do a recitation of Kubla Khan over the next 26 episodes instead of reading her name. Leia Aizadeh, Millie Was Taken, Dead to Me 86, B Camp, Shanman Man Man, Karma Karma Chameleon, Kinran Says Hello, Zoe and Her Army of Mice, Briar Longlost, Daniel, Sammy the Baby Seal, Trixie Belle Dubois, Dr.

1:27:47Bootyologist the Glutes Doctor. The Hood's Pocket Police are asking for public tips about their stolen station toilet. Currently, they have nothing to go on. Thank you for pressing too. Your Anglophone Emotional Support Canadian request will be processed in the order in which it was received. Queen Surly Jess, RIP Lance McClain, You Would Have Loved Midnight Burger, Adam Toklove, Dr. Bitchcraft, Sassy Cat the Space Vixen, Claire Rock, Jekka, Eros to God, the size two fish you've been looking for, Yokai, Borgia, Spiders are Cuddly, The Main Immortal Pinball Sounds in the Diner, Cheel, Neal, Sin City Scuba Steve, Poliwog, Michaela White, Elena Pickle, Wilbur Winklewright, Wristwatch Wrangler of West Worcestershire, finally spots Red Nell as the carnage clears, Professor Thaddeus Snookums VIII, Mr.

1:28:34Grin, Glenn Petrovsky, This Moment of Silence So Joe Can Catch His Breath is brought to you by Rick Tyler, Elizabeth Hammond, CheapCon, the real CheapCon, coming to you from the frozen Midwest wastelands, except no imitations. Steamvision, conductor of the interdimensional time-spanning hype train. Dave Herold, Wise Cube, Bro Mine, pronounced bro, mine. Main Hamdinga, Mother of Pearl, Fiona now owns Leif's 18-inch Peter. Seal Face, Rigor Mortis, Megan's Things, Things Megan Makes. Coy Lane, Trebek's Reject, Prophet of the God of the Mucklewains, Darth Ox, Michelle Kay, Aaron Arnold. Boyoyoyoyoyoyoyoying, as in boingy.

1:29:13Mama Mander, B-Raz, and Slunk Master J. Alpaca Lips, I'll Take One Butter and Brie on Rye, Please. Elliot Paints, Undead Akira, The Lord Reverend, Ryan. Thomas's Ten Tenebrous Tan Staffel Tippers Treading Treacherously Tantamount to Telling Totalitarian Trope Termination Tales. The Lovely Laura Lovely, Kith Gamgee, Sam Wise's Flamin' Cousin. Dariel, Jeremy the Ruler, Gochi, Charles Robert Darwin III, Esquire, Ph.D. Jacob Mitchell, Swooning for Verge, Zeke in the Box, Stevie Crowhill. Hola Millican of the Welcome Wagon says E Cabo, The Adventures of Magpie and Brown Bear. Scrubs, Becky, Just Some Guy from Adelaide Named Ryan.

1:29:52Remy, The Panda Crew, Melody Prime, Beardo the Wizard, Captain Benjamin Hawkeye Pierce, the German short hair pointer from Nashville, wants to tell his mom Maddie that he says wolf. Whiskered, Any Two Hands for the Double High Five, Marissa the Ghost. Local snowplows in your area are dying to meet you. Rutherford B. Chesterfield and his dapper companion Winchester Cheshire Corgi, Stray Cat, Ol' Kelsey No-Shoes, Zoldia, Dizzy Flame We Serve Everyone Eventually, Sasha Beth and Alan Van Gillis, Langston North Sly Fox, aka Br 'er Rabbit Necro-pants-darts-champion Theus The constantly lost geographer, Timothy Aotis Chance wants you to know he cares Wolf Stark, Elliot, Hobbs Decoe, Natalie Bartlett Rory of Yin, Mubi the Golden Calf Suda Satoshi, Giovanni Salinas, Rocky G, Perry the Pirate, Aaron Elizabeth, K Narcotics, Solomon Price, A Daydream You Won't Escape, Bubba 485, aka Schemmelbach the Christmas Whale, Kaiju Sommelier, Stella Corvus, Jesus Garcia, JP the IT Guy, Candyman Fight, John Peters, you know, the farmer, Barkley on the Holodeck, Dapper Dad, SCP-049, O Magis, Raven the Dreamer, TK Turtle King, Mike M, Spaced Based Lasers.

1:31:08Captain B and Lady G with their swabs. Marla Madam Lotus still especially loves Finley. Mr. Steamwave. My friend the rhino says, be nice. Hoop challenge. I've temporarily run out of cat sounds in my library, so I'm just gonna do my impression of Theo. Burp. Dream Founder. I'm your Huckleberry. Elizabeth T. Ty Ty the Wonder Hamster and her dear darling Duke. Grandpa Gus. Boombastical Kimlicker. Coco Yumi took her painted ponies to a show and won three awards. Hug-a-Muffin, Bigfoot of Doom, D.L., Annie Atkins, a bounty hunter called the Crandy Man. Garou, my cats say to tell you, meow. Think fast, chuckle nuts, flash banged.

1:31:49Benjamin Ortiz, Mr. Frog President, Pop Rock Quicksand, the Benny Yapper. Mr. Squizzle Sizzle Whizzle Fizzle the Horrendous apologizes for conspiring in the Bethany War. Invites for tea are being sent now.

1:32:22I hope something good happens to you today. Yes, you.

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1:33:32Dance break.

1:33:45Speaku, the Bracken system in its home world, Ren. Simply Tony. It will always be Finley's work hole to me if you know, you know. Gabrielle Castellan. Whom, what, when, where, and why is what all Thigronis say while listening to Midnight Burger. Nico Degayo goes great on Midnight Burgers. A drum major and a trapeze artist walk into Connie's Bar. Retorted. Sir Party Animal. Biro the motherfucking dragon of the Shreveport, the motherfucking dragons. Uloy Jackal. Are you sure you might rob the Nancy Sinatra? Court need to leave it alone if you want to live. Must be a witch. Cat with a K. Miss Shan Frizzle.

1:34:19My Figuroni has a first name. Stoppenstein L. Mustachio. Lucafer Hezekiel. La Chihuahua Brava. Adalyn Peets. Cece Carousel. Korth the Destroyer, Honest Puck, Casper's Mom's Milf, Scout and Foxglove says the floor is lava, Red Nell hiding in a crowd of Bethany's to avoid capture by Wiley Wilbur Winklewright, wristwatch wrangler of West Worcestershire, Kordomsky, Craig Armstrong, Plastic Fork, Dulcet Deleche Studios presents Under the Truskin Sun, Get Out of My Booth, Bug, Propagator, I Hardly Know Her, Sad Angry Crab Man, Chuck McFinley, Effie and Zebulon's trans great-granddaughter Hazel Hayes, Velocity Girl 42, Little Dragon and a Cauldron of Bats, Ben Carlisle, Flat Steve's Love for Grand Theft, Anna Kearney, Tater Tot Assassin, Four Schnauzers of the Apocalypse, Starblaze Burnbright, Imzukioki, Spotted Rhino and Her Hand-Me-Down Frogs, Red Mafia Panda, Lonely Isle, Kai Dallow Headphones, Hinkle, Pikeman Stover, Fondella Stover, Pikeman Stover's wife.

1:35:22Alexander the Boss. Skrizzles. Flap. Kitty, kitty, kitty. The Firekeeper. The end is nigh. Jeremiah the Cancelled. Librarian Alex. Spike and Faye. Johnny Ellen West and the Boys from the Dwarf. Speedy McSpeedy. Eli. Wolf. Brandy Gunter. Auntie Becky is owned by five rescue cats. Speckled Unicorn. Jedi Rides Again with Nova the Space Pirate. Tevin Longblade Shortsword. Forget Normal. Damn. CJ Johnson. A Dragon Sitting on Its Horde of Dice. Wendell Whitaker, Chumbo Wumbo, Pikachu, Smivey, Glowbed Roulette, Andrew Fuller, Ban Mi Hoong, The Soup Witch, Fettuccine Alfredo, Cowboy and Sasquatch Hunts Bethany's, Pebbles, VV, Effie Rawlings, Megan Hazen, Philip Your Dad Is Not Your Dad, Nick Borrow, Midnight Plumber, His Royal Highness Mr.

1:36:10Hamilton Underfoot Kitty I and Accomplice Princess Penelope, the Marchioness of Mischief and Maven of Mystery, Megan Gentry, Mr. Cherry, Our Ass is in the Jackpot, Tubby Teddy, Wayne Heiser, India Inkblot, Slev of Bahamut, Omi Gracie, Dalton Jenkins, Kat Holtz, CalArt and the Tired Knight, The True Mega Mike, Fred and George, Lavinia, Ava Maddox Jr., Liza Wirth, Cass Williams, Christy, Yeet My Boy, 46 Tool Shed 2, and L. Marie Catastrophe, The Image Collector, Blended Music, Definitely Not Kevin, Sitting Squirrel, Patricia E. Melt says in a world of Slugbots, Be a Hugbot, Red the Gray, The Silver Crow, Couch Potato Alex, Neverchild, Dr.

1:36:52Nassos, Interdimensional Biologist, Kiboko Dunord, Kozamine, Theodrax, Joey B, Lucas Bardin got his barber to listen to Midnight Burger, Little Debbie Cupcake, Taryn says, hey, Oreos are rabbit, Sandalwood Mountain offers peace for your soul, Whimsical Fuckery, Megan with an H, hey, it's Warranty Lady, look, I've been thinking, maybe it'd be best if we, you know, saw other people for a bit, I need more. Patricia the Time Lord. Kashak the Lizard Wizard casts Jellybones. Mango Connoisseur. Britty Bug the Quirky Jester. The Big Moose and his wife, the Little Moose. That old Glory Cole. GL Meownaise Cat Butler.

1:37:31O'Sheen Liu. Alex Berry. Andrew Oakden. Asymmetrical Exile. Magpie Cat says everything's a bag of holding if you know how to pack. Churro the Space God. Eliza Travels the Universe. Lindsay Bowen the Goddamn Podcast Lawyer. Alex Spruce. Dr. D. Birdclaw Spweather and Mrs. Dubopteway Birdclaw Spweather want to say hello to the whole Spweather family. I lost my galaxy britches in a game of pants darts. Angry Ron, Dominus Caesar, Dirk Adub, Gloria's ex-girlfriend, Kelly Clickspring, The Wild Thistle, most likely Cass. James Harlow humbly requests a custom sound effect. Okay, James, here's an elephant.

1:38:11Jasmine James. Dr. Caberand, also known as Omni. thanks Waffle Chateau. Colorado Beekeeper, Fruitcake, Zephyr's Wife Has the Hots for Zebulon, Zembria, Jennifer Culkins, Midday Burger, Dawn Parks, Throatgoat666, Oh My God My Dad Found Out About My Patreon Name, Princess Leia, Fish in a Bag, September, Previously Observed in the Pattern, Prime Freak, Protector of the Scottish Realm, Little Lord Stevie Pie, Droid Pirate Finley, and his Rubenesque parrot, droid pirate Finley and his Rubenesque parrot, Stuck in a Pit of Skittles, Sea Squatch, Deflater Mouse, Tony Piekarski, Adrian R., The Devil from Table 12, Javier, Crazy Thadley, Crimulus is Just Happy to Be Here, The Twisted Twigster, Real Housewives of Seagius, Faye Queen, Oop Schnart the Probability Demolition Expert, Showtime, For My Mother, CCTX Girl 6823 Waiting on the Diner, Nicole Studioso, Attention.

1:39:10Sign my shovel is loose in Hood's pocket. Lock your door. Kay the Flying Penguin honks at the horde of Bethany's encroaching on their nest. Honestly, this is getting absurd. Truck Stop Sandwich, Indigo Escargot, Love My Captain, Joe Mauma, Wandering Biscuit, Castriff, Aims Affection for Internet Protection, Retro MG, NightScript, Widget the World Watcher wearing a waistcoat and wig. This Lana is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Uhtred and Rose's Viking Void Vitals, fueling the intergalactic fight against fascism. Yeah, not sure what I'm doing. River Brown, Senior Deuce, Warped Rider, Tim Nacy, Ruben Clamso, Turwin, Scrambled Eggs, Morgan Brockman, Sylvie, Friendly Neighborhood Fire Protection Engineer, Skull Bulb, Dustin Watson, Betty White 813, Randy Supreme and Queen Lancaster, Bolivar Shagnasty, The One True Cheap Con, Starscribe, Lucian Thunderstruck.

1:40:08Ho ho ho, my mama. Glorbnar 7, now granting refugee status to victims fleeing the Bethany Wars. Dooser now identifies as Roman Durge, the other Adele, Chef Gal Val, Leah Hall, Sarah May. Minsky Enterprises is excited to announce that Cone of Silence Consultants, LLC, has been named its exclusive provider of logistics services. Silly Willy Bubblebutt, Sierra Not From Arkansas, Ebenezer Boob, Caleb Tumiala, Jason Woods, Arnie Arbuckle Esquire, Digital Flu Flossed in Time, Potion Maestro, Nebula Nell, Regulators, Mount Up, Wandering Scholar, Kringle Over Coffee, Mad Yogi Eileen, Cat Named M, Petito Pato, Palace, Big Mo, Dominic Narwhal 8, I am Annie, I live forever in every moment I've existed, I swear to every star in the cosmos, I never forgot it was a gift, The Stone Fox, Silvia, Jusatin, Pepitos, Slap Power, Henry the Goose, Jennifer Baumer, Ninja Grim Reaper, Miles Nelson, I am a bomb till I think of something else to do, Brrrritwards, Hotshot Huntley, Momo's Mama, Space Mormon Says What?

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1:42:17I don't know. I mean, forcing someone to drink something twice a month, you know, it's I mean, it's like it's probably a violation of some sort of right that I have. Right. Panda, Curtis Lellig, Kennedy Allison Farner, the perpetually tired transgender time traveler, Tristan Stolls, Dalen Y, Shadow Rapture, Yet Another Nicole, Hank the Wonder Llama, Arcraft, Russell, Zephyrus Wind, The Ornamental Hermit, Jay to the Lynn, Just a Regular Fox, Jeremy Impson, What the Hell, Cineplex, and All the Black People in North Carolina, Just Rachel, Waffles, Waffles, Waffles, Danger Girl, Atlas Bear, Patty the Ginger, Ava's Cigarette Ash, Hugh Biftit, A-Zeus, Anaphylaxis, Scav with Comtacs, The Shapeshifting Sad Girl and Her Girlfriend Say, Joe, You've Done It Again, Pipli Skin in the Pippi Pond, Sarah Nicole, The Kells Fights with the Bethanies, Angry Leafs Lasersaw, Magnus Aerochill, Amy Perry, Christopher Kai, Source Decay, Descendant of the Sweather Catfish Whisperer, Vagabond Mary, Randy's Amigo, Bold Mouse, Katie Mermaid and the Delinquent Duo, Nauman, Nicole, Victor Schauberger Reincarnated as White Mountain Hillbilly Glitter Cupcake, Max Dangers, Security Chief Shatzi, The Anxious Peach, Team Michelle and Billy, Naya Nix Reno, Frankenator, Nordlebash, Jordan, Arwen X Belasco, Ryan Rosinski, Average Height, Medium Rage, Audio Monkey, Joe, Team Hefeweizen, Kay.

1:43:42In the mysterious AZHQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of Mikes, a jumble of Jameses, a trifecta of Tonys, one of whom still wants to be Leif, but sadly, no Bethany's.

1:44:17He was a shifty one, that Nick Howard. Kinger was here. Bobby Ray Winland Jr., Bebop Be Dabba Doo Wop, Warped Echoes, Slabs McTerps, Big Brother House, This is Lord Robert O. Tardis, you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear, Jeremiah Franco, Justin, The Nick of Time, Gothic Rainbow, So We Made It, Cody McClure, McHadley, Eternal Companion, Maxine Lazant, Jingolos, Eris, Goddess of Nobody, Hasmatilda, Ditsy Bay, Just Your Average Reese, Kyle Church, I am a Leif on the Wind, Static Ego, Lolly, Evan M. Dobson, Dave B. Nobby, your friendly neighborhood pathologist, going to be lit, Captain Emerald L, Wayne Hall, Danny Mars, Externally Screaming, But Bethany, I Made Biscuits, Scebo and Fuzzle McBumpernitz, Neelix Tiny Wolf, Asher the Raven, Christina Senat is teleporting, BRB.

1:45:07The Shanes are not organized enough for a war, but there is a growing number of us, and it is concerning. Definitely not an android. Seriously, I'm not. The Wandering Welshman, Whatever Tabby, Carolyn Harper, Nikolai Tolkachev, Capo the Sartorius, Z3DT, Shy Sparrows, BLTN, The Kiwi Duckling, Dana Dana Bobena Fifi Fofana, Queen Aubrey and Drake, Drake May, May Lover, Tequila Mockingbird, Spwether Goose, Dameron the Space Goblin, I So Pale, Exquisite Whimsy, I am Lord Zoltan, hear me roar, Pocket Ghost Max. Mags the Conqueror imposes economic sanctions on the NB Bethany's for the whole laser saw car incident.

1:45:45Wes and Heather wonder if Derek Adair will join. My cat's name is Beef. Katie Kate, get your colonoscopy. Victor Casados, Emily Schmemely, work for Melvis. Boho go bye bye for Jojo Pogo, that's a no-go, bro. Cody Monster, Collided Mind, Miss Nixie, Baby Baton Lee, Charlie Rudel, Kyle Perino, AK, Sid the Sloth on a Bike, Priya Gandhi. The Wandering Mermaid would like you to know that the Little Mermaid and the Creature from the Black Lagoon are the same exact story. Lil Stevie Pie, Green Mountain Hermit Bethany, This is 2 Polar Cat, broadcasting on the Undersignal, Carl, the Teller of Dad Jokes, Skylab's Multidimensional Multiphasic Intergalactic Quantum Cyberverse, Verde Soul, Galen Miller, Tess, Geriatric Youngun, Mystic Hippie, Unforkable, Local Marsh Hag, Daniel Nitz, Mavis Bacons, Pyro's Calling, Joe Suasion, the wizard supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, and introducing Recy Pontiff as the 38th Doctor.

1:46:41Too many jans, says. Things are bad, but we're going to win. Pamela Roselle Tierra. Then Steena says, Thud Tweed, Enigmatic Catbird, Countess of Carbon, Slappy the Squirrel, Luminous Elk, Rodian Caution, Love is for the Njords. Taz Hernandez, Captain Crash and the surviving crew. It's just Tyson now. Casper needs all the hugs, but Joe needs an O2 tank.

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1:49:47Anthony, Trick says WHEARP, Tibalt the First, Alley Frog, Trey the Turquoise Tortoise, Freya Titmittens, Courtney the Frogologist, Corey and Stephanie Say Hello, The Funtucky Wrangler, Scrim Brulee, Yay Aaron, The Singing Loon, Zuzanna, Celeste Yoss, I'm So Antigone Fun, I'm Ava's Evil Twin Sister Bethany, Katie and Noah, Hendrix the Stink, The Ambergler, Boodles, Osvaldo Simeone, Ashley Chapel Peoples, Ryan Ortega, Barbarian Bloodbath, The Defenestration of Ted's, Corrine Sabrantha, Shadow Daddy, Rubius Fuzzlebutt, K-Mac, The Something Something Detective Agency, Hayabuda, Eli the Electrician, Sunny D 'Anomaly, Charmé, K-On with Karma, The Wondrous Methazephan, Hashtag Nissan Acura, Finnegan Robert, Jesse Foster, Samira, Mother of Cats, Flat Doug, Deary Darling, Ambient Drifting Man 80, Chris Hancock, Nicole 23, Gracefully Impaired, Tired Pirate Muffin, Steve King Loves Kathy, Laura, Roman Ronan, John Pruitt, Camel Pope, Philomena, Rebecca Trossel, So Good, Many Names, God There Are, Chris from Tacoma, The Real Fairy Godmother, Sir Alphonse Suitperson, Knight of Hood's Pocket, Polished Poldrons, Pacing Pine Pats, Protecting Pocket from Sneaky Skullduggery, Mitzi Lu, Kelsey Home, Still Casper's number one fan but now armed with a quantum spatula and ready to duel every Bethany in the multiverse with breakfast wisdom, Damien the Goddamn Time Lawyer, Matt Mosby, Saint Phu, Harry Fishnuts, Astronoweeb, Magnos the Civil Gnome.

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