Welcome to the Horizon 2.8: The Galaxy Brain

20:43Deidre, I'm not up on the network yet, so I don't have your location. For the time being, try to not attract attention and blend in with the others. Blend in with space pirates, huh? You're able to blend in in a town full of the weirdest fucking people I've ever met, Deidre. You can do it. Okay. Here goes. Think these microservers are any good to us? They're a bit outdated, but if I network them, it will increase our computing power. We're going to need it. When evil me discovers I'm here, he's going to unleash a lot of invasive shit into the network. He'll have more computing power on his end than we will.

21:20That's true. But it's pretty hard to hack yourself. There's a protocol in my folder called Mimetic Hygienist. We'll start with that. After he breaks through that, we'll have our real level of security underneath it. I'm assuming that's going to be Spiky Snapping Turtle? That's the one. These names are ridiculous. If I numbered them, I'd just forget which is which. Spiky Snapping Turtle will make us all defense up here. But with only one avenue of attack. We don't need to destroy him. We just need to give Verge the opportunity they need. That still won't be enough. We'll have the systems of this entire station against us.

21:58That's not all I'll be doing.

22:12Hey there. Uh, hi? You don't look familiar. Where are you from? Uh, Rax Prime? Oh, wow, me too. That's crazy. Yeah. I'm Giga. Hi, I'm... You're... Misty. Misty Dawn. Misty Dawn? Mitchell. Misty Dawn Mitchell. Mitchell? Junior. Misty Dawn Mitchell Jr. Oh, okay. Nice to meet you. You too. Let me know if you need any help finding anything. Sure. Uh, are you hanging upside down from the ceiling on purpose? No, no, it's just one of those things. One of those things. Yeah, the guys around here, they like to have themselves a laugh. And sometimes that involves me hanging upside down from the ceiling.

23:16Why is that a laugh? Uh, now that you ask, I don't actually know. Yeah, how about I get you down from there? I don't know about that. Whenever I manage to free myself, that tends to make them do it even more. Okay, see, the problem is I can't just walk by and leave you there. Oh, sure you can. People do it all the time. Maybe that's part of the problem. What do you mean? Hold still, I'm going to cut you down.

23:59Ah, fuck. Call me old-fashioned. I still like to put people behind bars. And that way, if the power fails, they're still in a cage. Not that you asked. I thought I'd mention it while you try and cook up some way to escape. There's no way to escape, by the way. You're stuck here.

24:31Now you're not speaking again.

24:38You know, I've got all the time in the world. That means you have all the time in the world. Even if you could get out of that cage, you're not getting off the galaxy brain. No one's coming to rescue you. Who's going to come rescue you? One of the people from that weird fucking village you were hiding in? Nobody's coming. So I don't know what you're trying to accomplish. I really can't believe it, Life. What? I'm used to being hunted It's happened all my life To the right person I look just like a dollar sign Wanted dead or alive Dead or alive But then this bounty of yours It's not wanted dead or alive, is it?

25:32In fact, I have to be alive At all costs In fact, if I'm not alive, the person who kills me, they get punished, don't they? Your bounty was protecting me.

25:56So, I thought to myself, he must think I have something. There must be something that he's looking for. I must have some sort of secret password or the key to some sort of treasure trove. Something of value. Anything of value. But then, if I did have something that you wanted, that's the first thing you would have asked me for as soon as I arrived in this cage. I've been waiting for it. It's not coming, is it?

26:40Wow. Wow. After all of this. After everything you've done. You just... You just miss me.

27:04I created a world where you don't have to run anymore. Motherfucker. I call all the shots now. Everything changes. I can't fucking believe this. Verge! Fuck you! Do you have any idea what I had to do to make this empire? Do you have any idea? I don't care how powerful you are. You don't get to rewrite history, buddy. I'm not rewriting anything! You are a young, arrogant little prick. You got one whiff of Lothrax's evil empire and you couldn't resist, could you? Finally, you could fuck shit up the way you always wanted to. Finally, you can get back at the world. The only problem was you had to leave me in the dust when you did it.

27:47So you went off and you fucked shit up and you broke things. And you cackled as banks were drained and ships collided and cities fucking burned, Laith. You became the story that they told to scare children. You're the thing in the darkness that people hope they never meet. You're the bad guy. You're the villain. Congrats, you fucking-lations. But now... Now here you are. You've climbed to the top of the shit pile. And you've decided you don't like the view. I like the view just fine. Then what are we doing here, Leif? Come on. You tore the triad apart, looking for me. All because you decided to get out your little box of crayons and make me a little picture.

28:43Look, baby. I did it all for you. How many are dead, Leif? How many lives have you ruined? If it wasn't me, it would have been someone else. But they. they wouldn't have been as good at it. You hate the triad just as much as I do. I hate the triad more than you do, cupcake. I have a reason to. Refugee to run away to renegade? That is the only path I could walk. You could have done anything. I didn't want to do anything. I wanted to be with you and I believed that I started to believe that started to believe that something else was possible in my life as soon as I was sitting on your ship stolen goods in the back you telling me about baseball

29:59Leif, you were the first person who ever saw me. I still see you. I know. The problem is, I see you too. And I don't like what I see.

30:24I loved you. I did. I don't regret it. But people can get lost, life. They can be led astray. They can lead themselves astray. And sometimes, when they do, there's no going back. It's the Sheliac all over again, Leif. The worst parts of you took over and now all you can do is watch. Turns out I did have something you'd been looking for. You wanted it all to mean something. But I can't give that to you. You don't get to be... This. And have me.

31:30I... I can make the world into anything I want. I could remake the triad if I wanted to. No, you can't. You can't do that, Leif. It already remade you.

31:56So, I'm supposed to just sit here and be the bad guy, is that it? Don't get upset with me because you finally discovered consequences, Leif.

32:11Fine. I'll sit here and be the bad guy. You sit there and be the prisoner. All right, my luscious lawbreakers, we've got jobs on the board. Who wants to rob a Hartoonian wedding? There will be piles of treasure and lots of rich folks there, but also lots and lots of security. This job is reserved for level fives only. make sure your weapons card is validated and stamped before you even think of applying. Head down to the SS Lack of Lifestyle if you want to try to get on the team. Boss! Also, it is Jerique wrestling season in the Pleasure Quadrant, so put on your spurs and your bigats and head on down to the SS Arrow Jones Jubal.

32:58Boss! We don't have a captain for this one yet. It will be Most Likely Cass, Yes, but it's not too early to sign up if you're feeling like a little shootout on the open rain. What? What? I... I... Uh... I have an update from Axios. In here.

33:24What is it? Um... Fucking speak! You were hoping for chaos in the city, but that's... It looks like that's not what's happening. What's happening? We had three assets in the city. Two casinos and a credit stripper. Yeah? They're on fire. They're on fire? Fire. Put it on screen.

34:00What the fuck? The chaos we were hoping for isn't happening. It looks like they're actually more organized than they've ever been in Raxias. So this is how they want to play it, huh? Boss? This fucking city has been a pain in my ass for long enough. What are we doing? Get an engineering team over to the Alex P. Keaton. Dust it off and get it staffed up. It's time to squash some bugs. Okay, the Alex P. Keaton is a massive ship. It's going to take time to get it ready. At what point did I ask you for your opinion? Sorry. Do it. Sure thing, boss.

34:45Captain Sugar Bear, your Womp Runner is double docked. Please come re-dock your ship into an appropriate space. Remember, folks, if you park illegally, your ship will be towed and painted an unflattering color.

35:01Why were you hiding in the mountains? Trying to get back to my roots. You've never been interested in your roots. I'm embracing change, Leif. You should try it sometime. This little village of yours? It's not on any maps. You know how those mountains are. Nobody knows what's up there. Perfect place for secret hideouts in quaint little villages. Stop being cute. Don't ask a fish not to swim, Leif. Have you been organizing in Raxias? Is that what you've been up to? The whole city's turned against me. What's more likely, that I turned an entire city against you? Or that you're just an insufferable fuckface?

35:46This whole thing is coming to an end. Do you hear me? That city is going to regret that you ever showed up. Stop, drop, and roll, miscreants. Your new password is here. For the next hour, the passcode is Sarah Nicole. We're going to be -

36:11And as we like to say, money ain't got no owners, just spenders. Isn't that right, quirky jester?

36:36Gort, wake up.

36:41Gort is awake. Sweep the security assets. Full diagnostic. Full diagnostic. Integrity at 100%. Have all the ships in dock been scanned? Scanning in progress. Any ice haulers? Total ice haulers. One. Prioritize the ice hauler. Prioritizing ice hauler. Scanning complete. And? Integrity at 99.937%. Oh, really? Display node map. Scrolling node map.

37:20Stop there. Zoom in on that node. Why is that node three degrees hotter than the others? Unknown. Fluctuation is within acceptable range. Tampering unlikely. What's the current fluctuation of the other nodes? Current mean fluctuation at 1%. Probably nothing. Which node is this? Node 42069. Oh, well, look who's a fucking comedian. Hardwire connect to that node. No tampering detected on current node. I know. It's another hacker trying to send me their fucking resume. Connect to the node. Connected. I don't have time for this today. You want to disconnect from the network, please? You're a fucking disgrace.

38:08You know that? Oh, well this is cute. You expect me to be impressed with a voice clone. Skin the signal for modulations. No modulations on signal. What? I thought about altering my voice, but I don't have a lot of time. This is exhausting. You know how many of you code criminals have tried to get my attention with a little thing that they made? Congratulations, you made a voice clone that can't be stripped from the audio yet. Got any original ideas or just old ideas with a new paint job? Don't talk to me about new ideas, pal. I just had a look at your network. So you hitched a ride on an ice hauler, and now you're jacked into our network off in some dark corner, right?

38:58I've seen it a million times. Just because an idea is new doesn't make it interesting, Mr. Torvaldsen. Locate the connection. Connection locusts unavailable. Trying to find my location? Good luck with that. It would help if each hardwire port had its own ID, but they don't, do they? I guess you'll have to check them one at a time. And there's only about 38 ,000 of them. Shouldn't take longer than a week. What's this about? I remember trying to tell Loaf Tracks what a glaring security flaw it was. But you can't explain data port security to space pirates, can you? What the fuck? Of course, you're in charge now.

39:47And yet, you still haven't fixed the problem. Getting pretty lazy, Leif. Crash the network and scramble the access codes. Now! Crashing network.

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42:19Deidre how are you doing? Blending in, I think I found a bar on one of these decks and I'm trying not to attract attention I have her location, she's at Zap Stingbats Oof Okay What's wrong? Other me crashed his network trying to purge me When the network comes back online it'll be a good time to get moving Okay, where am I going? Head over to the window. Okay. Have a look outside. Oh, holy shit. The entire middle of the galaxy brain is hollowed out. It houses all the ships. I can't even see the other side of it. Yeah, it's big. You can see the ice hauler we came in on. It looks so small now. You're on deck 23.

43:04Sadly, you're going to need to get to deck 512. And you need to avoid elevators. Deidre. Jesus Christ. Are you serious? Sorry. Be ready to move. When he brings the network back online, that's when the real fun starts. Okay. Good thing I live on a mountain and I'm used to going uphill, I guess. I'll let you know when to move. Okay. Hey there. Oh, hey. Giga. Right. Misty? Yes, yes. That is my name. Thanks for the help earlier. No problem. Does that, Does that really happen all the time? Yeah, the boss keeps telling me to show a little more self-respect and not let them pick on me. But having self-respect doesn't make me four feet taller, does it?

43:53I guess not. Hey, do you have access to the network right now? I can't get access to feeds. No, um, I think the network is down. They're working on it. Damn. Okay. Hey, did you hear what went down on Rex Prime? Rex Prime? No, I haven't heard. The boss had three places there in Raxias, and they're all being burned to the ground. What? Why? The whole city is pissed off at us. You heard about the chemical pits, right? Oh, yeah. I heard. Everybody in this city is pissed off about it. They're in full-on revolt. And there's some sort of weird thing going on with this little town in the mountains called Hood's Pocket?

44:43Huh. Look at this video I saved. Hey! When I say Hood, you say Pocket. Hood! Pocket! Hood! Pocket! Isn't that crazy? So crazy. That guy looks human, right? Yeah. Um, maybe it's an earth suit. Maybe. I don't know. Something weird's going on. I've just... I've never seen someone stand up to the boss like that. I didn't even know it was possible. Oh, hey, want to meet my only two friends on this damn station? Sure. Guys! Shit. Remain calm. Everything's going to be fine. Misty, this is Battle Pope and Bugaboo. Evening, ma 'am. Pleased to make your acquaintance. Hi. Misty just got here. I'm helping her get the lay of the land.

45:38Awful nice of you. How do you find our little corner of the starways there, Misty? It's... real nice. So, Misty, believe it or not, Battle Pope and Bugaboo just got a hell of a promotion. Congratulations. We got a whole slice of the cosmos all our own. We're only here talking to you whilst we wait for our brand new ship to get all gussied up for travel. Before too long, it'll be the lap of luxury for us. Isn't that great? Always great when someone gets what they deserve. Giga, myself, and Bugaboo were about to sit down and watch ourselves a little gun smoke before we embark upon our journey to opulence.

46:20But I can't get no signal. Oh, yeah. The network's down. That's a damn shame. I always like to celebrate with a little bit of gun smoke. Miss Misty, what line of work are you in? You're an ore breaker. I'm an ore breaker. Well, that there is a profession we can't begin to understand. I know, you idiots. Is that where you take rocks and turn them into a whole other type of rock? Something like that. Something like that. Well, hey, since we're all stuck here, how about we have some drinks to celebrate your promotion, guys? You're speaking my language. I am part. Time to get moving, Deidre. Oh, hey, I would love to, but I just got here and I need to report to Deck 512.

47:03Boo! Sorry. Well, it was a pleasure to meet you, ma 'am. Sure. Yeah. Thanks again for getting me off the ceiling today. Yeah, anytime. Bye, guys.

47:17Don't you be no stranger now.

47:22What have you been telling people about me? I have zero interest in spending the rest of my life as your little sounding board fucko. What have you been telling people? You're on my mind Less than you think I had a professor in college Who always said just because an idea is new Doesn't make it interesting Did I tell you that? I have no idea Think Wow Leif, you're a bit of a talker Do you expect me to remember Everything you've said? This is going to go a lot faster If you work with me Hey, see these? These are electrified bars that I'm surrounded by. Forgive me if I don't feel like working with you.

48:13Fuck!

48:19What a fucking child, oh my gods.

48:26Oh.

48:36Hmm Huh Well Is that you Shithead number two

48:51One Two Three Four Five Six Seven seconds. Aren't going to make it easy for me, are you? Seven seconds. Seven fucking seconds. Great. Okay. Network back online. Full security sweep. Conducting assessment. 100 % integrity. That's more like it. Now we shut out. Deploy a security team. have them go door to door until we find this guy. No ships in or out until we do. Security detail deployed. What the fuck was that? You know, for a while, I was scared of you. What the fuck? I guess it was more of a fear of myself. What I was capable of. I guess if anyone imagines themselves without a moral compass, It could be pretty terrifying.

49:58Who the fuck are you? This is a nice moment for me. I'm usually on the receiving end of moments like this, but now I get to do this to somebody. I didn't realize how fun it was. Crash of the network again. I wouldn't do that if I were you. Network reboot. Unadvisable. You can't reboot your network while it's under attack, lady. Fuck. What is he using? Two layer structure identified. First layer has been penetrated. ID, Nemetic Hygienist. Second layer remains. ID, Spiky Snapping Turtle. That's my fucking turtle, you asshole! Leif, please. It's our turtle. Who the fuck are you? This is your Dickensian moment, Leif.

50:48Very few people get one. I'm the ghost of Christmas past, present, and future all rolled up into one. Gort, shut down all the audio ports. Oh my god, dude. You named your AI Gort? You fucking nerd! Audio ports deactivated. Okay. Okay, I've got to think. What the fuck?

51:18Okay, criminals, you saw the order. The dock is sealed until further notice. Do we have a snake in the grass? A fly in the ointment? Some other sort of thing inside some other sort of thing? Alright, goddammit, you're going to tell me what the fuck is going on or I'm going to - Verge? Oh shit. Hey, criminals. Since we're locked down, don't forget it is Crafting Tuesday. Perfect time to put together a lovely scrapbook of all the heinous murders you've committed. Send out a general alarm. We've got an intruder in the station. Audioports must be re-enabled. Fuck! Fine, do it. And we're back. Kind of hard to run a space station without being able to talk to people.

52:06Shut up! Security, general alarm. We've got an intruder on Deck 512. Send all assets to this level immediately. All assets? That sounds pretty serious, man. Everything okay? I don't know who the fuck you are, but when I find you, I'm going - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're going to make me regret it. Sure, would you like to know the moment when I decided you were a cream puff? A what? It was the warp gate, man. A warp gate? A day away from the galaxy brain. I used to have to burn for a week before I got here. It was remote. It was invisible. It was a true, secret hideout. How could he possibly tolerate a warp gate that close to home?

52:55And after thinking about it for a while, I could only think of one way that could possibly happen. You're working with the Teds. I mean, what would a fascist empire be without a shadowy apparition to scare people with, right? You'd better give up all your rights so that we can better protect you from the evil figures in the darkness, citizens. Never mind that the evil figures are on the payroll. Nobody is on the payroll. I'm sure you tell yourself that. But I bet you haven't had to hack a gate code in a really long time, have you? They give you free reign over the triad so long as you stay away from certain assets and ensure that there is always a free flow of commerce across the system.

53:56You can be problematic, just not a problem. because surely the mighty Ted Empire is the only thing that can keep such a powerful criminal organization in check. So what is it? A point person? Monthly meetings? A conference once a year where everyone plays golf? I don't know what you're talking about. I have to ask. What does Bert Bert think of all this, man? You must be constantly ducking voice messages. Who?

54:42Right. Right. That clears up a lot. Uh, hey boss. What? Ron, 512. We've been going door to door and we're not seeing anything. What should we be looking for? It's Verge. Verge is loose in the station. That could be bad. Such an understatement, sweetie.

55:10Oh, looks like the fun has started. We'll pick this up later.

55:18We got trouble, folks. Deck 512, you are the lucky winner of an intruder alert. Who dares violate our safe space? Why can't we be left alone to do our crimes at peace? Guys? Guys, I'm on deck 512. Oh, God, that sucked. Why did I have to take the stairs again? Shutting down the elevators. Off and on. It makes a little more chaos. Hydra, Verge is now loose on the ship, as I'm sure you can hear. Are they okay? Well, they wouldn't be firing at a dead person. Head down the walkway toward the gunfire, but don't get too close. Wait for the gunfire to subside, and then move further in. Okay. Misty? Oh, hey.

56:00You're just now getting here? I had to take the stairs. Elevators are against my religion. Oh, okay. Weird. Well, you're going to have to head back down. They're evacuating this deck. We should go. I'm supposed to be up here. Well, I'm supposed to be up here too, but there's a gunfight happening on the other end of the deck, so we've got to go. You go ahead. I'm going to stay. No, Misty, we've got to go. There's someone really dangerous on this deck, and they just got loose from their prison. Giga, go find a ship. Any ship, it doesn't matter. Get in, fly away, and never come back. What are you talking about?

56:52Giga, you have to go. Go now. You're a kind person. How did you end up here? I don't know. Go.

57:12How will I know when it's safe? Simply put, it will be safe when Verge is done killing everyone.

57:21Pardon me, ma 'am. Might we have a word? You've got to be fucking kidding me. Ain't no reason an ore breaker would have any business on this deck. And we were admiring those fine bracelets you're wearing upon your purse. We was just about to call ourselves crazy for thinking it, but, uh, is that you, our last of note? I'm beginning to detect a bit of calculated incompetence on the part of Battle Pope and Bugaboo. Deidre, don't panic. I need you to get them to move about six more feet towards you. This is the third time you assholes have pointed guns at me. Please don't take offense, ma 'am. Comes with the territory.

58:01Comes with the uniform. We'd truly prefer another means of getting where we need to go. Anytime you'd like to go dancing instead, we'd be much obliged. Now, of course, we'll need you to come along with us to meet our employer. Time for us to impress him yet again. There are, if you'll allow me to say, other ways to skin this particular buck. If you're amenable, that is. Amenable to what? Well, not to be too untoward. We got a whole kingdom waiting for us on the other side of this here galaxy. Sure would be nice to have a lass such as yourself there with us to spruce up our environs. Well, that's quite an offer, boys That'll do it See that guardrail?

58:47Hold on to it harder than you've ever held on to anything in your life But I'm afraid I'm spoken for Adios, muchachos Emergency airlock low Tarnation Go der! Holy shit!

59:14If that doesn't kill those guys, I fucking quit. Deidre, are you alright? I really don't know what I am, Eldon. Regardless, you need to keep moving. Things are about to get very messy. Oh, good.

59:34Reroute Node 5 to Node 56. I'm responsive. Good. Use Node 56, connect to Essential Systems, and then connect Essential Systems to the system archive. Connection complete. Okay. We're going to reboot the entire network from an archived version and reinstall security protocols as fast as possible. That should give us control of the station. Network archive not found. What? Network archive not found. What the fuck did he do with our archives? Hey, uh, do my ears deceive me? Or was that the sound of you welding yourself inside your command center? Give me back my fucking station! Hard pass. You'll never get off this station.

1:00:19You realize that, right? You may have control of the network, but there are thousands of us here, and nobody gets out of here until we fucking find you. I saw that you sealed the dock gate. That is pretty problematic for a guy trying to make a hasty exit. That's right. So you can laugh it up all you want, asshole. Eventually, I'm going to find you and turn you into a hood ornament on the Alex P. Keaton. Or at least it would be problematic if the guy trying to make a hasty exit didn't have access to, say, an Ymir-class ice hauler that you just brought in to dock a few hours ago. Unauthorized drive ignition.

1:01:10You're out of your mind. Am I? You're going to rip the station apart. I doubt that. This station is huge. It's going to fuck up a lot of your ships, though, that's for sure. Unauthorized ship maneuvers in main dock. Collision imminent. Shut the drive down remotely. Access denied. What the fuck did you do to my network? It was the reboot, Leif. You crashed the network and rebooted to get rid of me. Did you happen to look where you rebooted from? You've been running off my system since the reboot. This is my station now. Fuck. It's a real rookie mistake, Leif. What happened to you, man? Collision imminent.

1:02:03Sounds like you need a refresher course. Allow me to take you back to school. Brace for impact. Fuck!

1:02:18Thank you.

1:02:29The End The End The End The End Oh my god.

1:02:43Verge? Verge? It's me.

1:03:00It's me

1:03:05Virg Oh Deidre I'm sorry I'm so sorry Jesus you've been shot Leif Like Virge is in bad shape. We're ready to go. Get them on their feet. I'll tell you what to do next. Hey, Virge. We have to get out. Okay? I'm sorry. Baby. Baby, it's okay. I'm sorry. Why? Why do they keep turning me into this? I don't want to be this. Why do they keep making me do this? Hey, hey. It's okay. They keep turning me into this. They can't turn you into anything. They're not in charge anymore. Can I talk to who's in charge, please? It's me. I'm in charge.

1:04:09What am I?

1:04:15Mine.

1:04:19Get up. Here we go.

1:04:26Leif, what next? Okay. Let me preface this by saying that I once did 35 seconds in the void of space, and I'm doing just fine. Leif, why are you telling me that? We're right outside your window in the Phoenix. Thanks. Do you see us? Yeah, I see you. We're going to blow the airlock in that room, and then you guys are going to need to jump to the wing, then get in the back cockpit. In space? Yeah. Space. We can't go back through the station, Deidre. We have to do it this way. It should only be about ten seconds in Pure Void. That's a piece of cake. A piece of cake? On the plus side, Pure Void is surprisingly therapeutic for plasma gun burns.

1:05:06Fuck you, Eldon. Sorry. Find a place to grab onto the bulkhead and let me know when you're ready. God. Okay. Over here. Okay. Okay. Stand there. I'll try and keep you warm. Hold on to me. Don't let go. Never. God, oh God, oh God, oh God. Okay, blow it, Leith! Here comes the tasty freeze.

1:05:56I still remember that moment. Dad thought he could keep us busy by giving us one of those RC cars that you had to assemble yourself. He even insisted we not use an automatic screwdriver, because some of the parts were plastic and we would strip it. But probably he said that because he just wanted us to be busy for longer. Didn't work.

1:06:25Remember how it was like... It was like it spoke to us. Even after we were done with the assembly, it was like it asked us to change things, add things. Then, suddenly we had a fully autonomous RC car that would follow us wherever we went. Dad hated it, took out the batteries, took it apart, hid it. We could have left it there. But we chose the other way. And then all throughout life, it was choosing this instead of that. This instead of that. Over and over again. You chose this instead of that one too many times, my friend.

1:07:22Who the fuck are you? We can get to that part later. As a primer, you might want to brush up on the mini-worlds theory. And for now, let's say this. You spent a long time on your own. Without anybody challenging you. You remember those days, right? Loaf tracks would rack up victory after victory, and they'd start to get anxious. Angry. until finally, one day they'd kick open the door, charge in the room, and they would say... Somebody bless me with an enemy. Blessings be upon you, young man. I'll see you on Rax Prime.

1:08:16We're not heading home. We are. I just need to make a stop first.

1:08:27He's gonna come for us pretty hard.

1:08:35We'll be ready. You guys okay back there? She's asleep. We'll be able to get out and stretch our legs soon. I honestly... I don't ever want to move from this spot.

1:08:57Stars above. Her breathing on my neck.

1:09:07Thanks for coming to get me, life. It was enlightening. He wasn't what you expected, was he? No. He was sad. Went that way instead of the other way one too many times, and now he's... He's trapped.

1:09:38I wasted so much of my life. I know, baby. I did too. You didn't have much choice. No, but the triad wanted a villain, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy giving it to them. Just a little bit. I convinced myself it was all I deserved.

1:10:15I'm glad you were convinced otherwise. It was you. You convinced me otherwise. A little message in my inbox telling me to go to Hood's Pocket. Because I deserved it.

1:10:45I love you, Leif.

1:10:51I love you too, Virge.

1:10:58You should get some sleep too. It's going to be a long week.

1:11:07Good idea. Elden, take the wheel for a while. I have the wheel. The course is set for the rectangle nebula.

1:11:20The skies are clear.

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1:37:23Mr. Muchacho Kaiserschnitzel has successfully recruited Sarah Murphy's cats for the Trouble Puffs Fight Club. The wolves in the deep freeze say, Awoo! Julie Hammond, Sanctuary Moon's number two fans. Insane clone posse. Alice Lewis, simply Amy Sue. I pushed her because Joe said so. Even older Liz. McBearcat. Grack Pinfeather, Sitican Druidic Scientist. Astro, your friendly neighborhood android. Moonlight Zombie Fox. Old Doc Recy, the Midnight Missionary, out there somewhere looking for ya. Rotten Ronnie Sleeps in Grandma Panties. Artist Dragonborn. Bigby Garage. Bill Zangana Lester. Joaquin Jimenez.

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1:38:53Queen Surly Jess. RIP Lance McClain. You would have loved Midnight Burger. Adam Toklove. Dr. Bitchcraft. Sassy Cat the Space Vixen. Claire Rock. Jekka. Eros to God. The size two fish you've been looking for. Yokai. Borgia. Spiders are cuddly. The main immortal pinball sounds in the diner. Chiel. Neil. Sin City Scuba Steve. Poliwog. Michaela White. Elena Pickle. Wilbur Winklewright, wristwatch wrangler of West Worcestershire, riding through the desert on a horse named Patu. Professor Thaddeus Snookums VIII, Mr. Grin, Glenn Petrovsky. This moment of silence so Joe can catch his breath is brought to you by Rick Tyler.

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1:42:24Pop Rock Quicksand. Mr. Squizzle Sizzle Whizzle Fizzle the Horrendous apologizes for conspiring in the Bethany War. Invites for tea are being sent now. Abanasso. Mr. Rage. Attalore. Trans Space Dinosaur. Spooky Spader's Storytime. William Kent. Andy. The McJimmy's from your local dimension. Ryan Abbey. Thomas Adams. Drink Spiller. Stephanie Buk. Entropy Eigenbases. Andrea Crowther. Martin Deers. Kevin Daughtry, DeFlower, Two Daddy Jazz Hands from Mouse Toots, Dan Gentry, I hope something good happens to you today. Yes, you. V Greenlee, Ron Hayden, Michelle Hopper, Jake the Cook, Josie Jones, Boots Gootin' Dave, Anthony Lakey, Britt Littlefair, T.U.

1:43:04Luther, Some Days You're the Beatle, Some Days You're the Dung, Lauren Mayer, Glenn Morris, Richard Ryan Mochelle, Michelle Myers, Ali Oopsie, Not to be Confused with Oopsie, Fridge Bickle, Rosemary Prem, Robert Savat, Lizard Lee, Eliza Sharp, Donald Shingler, Daniel Stavvy, Fall of the Berlin Wallaby, Kella Tiarina, Rachel Vasquez, Luca Vichito, Naya Venturi, The Beloved Yet Borderline Inappropriate Empire of Dr. Thunderbutt and Lady Christabel, Justin Wiley, Brett Zimmerman, Arrow Jones Jubal, Xavier Killingsworth, Lane Kiffin-Is-A-Ho, Mimetic Hygienist, Aaron Star Joshua Damien, and Sentinel of the Star System, Claude DeClaws, Spunky Dan, Rachel Seymour, Chiss Alfridge the Bullheaded Professor, Ed Boy, Ryan Finelli, Jonathan K, Pearl Null, Another Monster, Petabyte Avatar, Tugwin the Mighty, Project Octopus, Ken, Chibs1012, Scotty Oates, Byrotron95, Happy 13th Birthday Danny, Dance Break!

1:44:14Speaku, the Bracken system in its home world, Ren. Simply Tony. It will always be Finley's work hole to me if you know you know. Gabrielle Castellon. Whom, what, when, where, and why is what all Fagronis say while listening to Midnight Burger. A drum major and a trapeze artist walk into Connie's bar. Retorted. Sir Party Animal. Uloy Jackal. Are you sure you might rob the Nancy Sinatra court need to leave it alone if you want to live? Must be a witch. Cat with a K. Miss Shan Frizzle. My Figaroni has a first name. Stoppenstein El Mustachio. Lucafer Hezekiel. La Chihuahua Brava. Adalyn Peets. CC Carousel.

1:44:51Korth the Destroyer. Honest Puck. Casper's Mom's Milf. Scout and Foxglove says the floor is lava. Unexpectedly blue red Nell. Kordomsky. Craig Armstrong. Plastic Fork. Dulcet Deleche Studios presents Under the Truskin Sun. Get Outta My Booth. Bug. Propagator. I Hardly Know Her. Sad Angry Crab Man, Chuck McFinley, Effie and Zebulon's trans great-granddaughter Hazel Hayes, Velocity Girl 42, Little Dragon and a Cauldron of Bats, Ben Carlyle, Flat Steve's Love for Grand Theft, Anna Kearney, Tater Tot Assassin, Four Schnauzers of the Apocalypse, Starblaze Burnbright, Imzukioki, Spotted Rhino and Her Hand-Me-Down Frogs, Red Mafia Panda, Lonely Isle, Kai Dallow Headphones, Hinkle, Pikeman Stover, Fondella Stover, Pikeman Stover's Wife.

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1:47:57D. Birdcloth Squether and Mrs. Dubopteway Birdcloth Squether want to say hello to the whole Squether family. I lost my galaxy britches in a game of pants darts. Angry Ron, Dominus Caesar, Dirkadub, Gloria's ex-girlfriend, Kelly Clickspring, The Wild Thistle, most likely Cass, Jasmine James, Dr. Caberand, also known as Omni, thanks Waffle Chateau, Colorado Beekeeper, Fruitcake, Zephyr's wife has the hots for Zebulon. Zendria. Jennifer Calkins, Midday Burger, Don Parks, ThroatGoat666, Oh My God, My Dad Found Out About My Patreon Name. Princess Leia, Fish in a Bag. September, Previously Observed in the Pattern.

1:48:37Prime Freak, Protector of the Scottish Realm, Little Lord Stevie Pie. Droid Pirate Finley and his Rubenesque Parrot. Droid Pirate Finley and his Rubenesque Parrot, Stuck in a Pit of Skittles, Sea Squatch, Deflater Mouse, Tony Piekarski, Adrian R., The Devil from Table 12, Javier, Crazy Thadley, Cremulous is Just Happy to Be Here, The Twisted Twigster, Real Housewives of Seagius, Faye Queen, Oop Schnart the Probability Demolition Expert, Showtime, For My Mother, CCTX Girl 6823 Waiting on the Diner, Nicole Studioso. Signed my shovel has been blown out the airlock. Kay the Flying Penguin honks at the horde of Bethany's encroaching on their nest.

1:49:19Honestly, this is getting absurd. Truck Stop Sandwich, Indigo Escargot, Love My Captain, Joe Mauma, Wandering Biscuit, Castriff, Aime's Affection for Internet Protection, Retro MG, NightScript, Widget the World Watcher wearing a waistcoat and wig, Uhtred and Rose's Viking Void Vitals fueling the intergalactic fight against fascism. Yeah, not sure what I'm doing. River Brown, Senior Deuce, Warped Rider, Tim Nacy, Ruben Clamso. Turwin, Morgan Brockman, Sylvie, Friendly Neighborhood Fire Protection Engineer, Skullbulb, Dustin Watson, Betty White 813, Randy Supreme and Queen Lancaster, Bolivar Shagnasty, The One True Cheap Con, Starscribe, Lucian Thunderstruck.

1:50:04Glorbnar 7, now granting refugee status to victims fleeing the Bethany Wars. Duzer now identifies as Roman Durge, The Other Adele, Chef Gal Val, Leah Hall, Sarah May, Silly Willy Bubblebutt, Sierra Not From Arkansas, Ebenezer Boob, Caleb Tumiala, Jason Woods, Arnie Arbuckle Esquire, Potion Maestro, Nebula Nell, Regulators, Mount Up, Wandering Scholar, Kringle Over Coffee, Mad Yogi Eileen, A Cat Named M, Petito Pato, Palace, Big Mo, Dominic Narwhal 8, I am Annie, I live forever in every moment I've existed. I swear to every star in the cosmos, I never forgot it was a gift. The Stone Fox, Sylvia, Pepitos, Slap Power, Henry the Goose, Jennifer Baumer, Ninja Grim Reaper, Miles Nelson, I am a bomb till I think of something else to do, Brrrrit Words, Hotshot Huntley, Momo's Mama, Space Mormon Says What?

1:50:56Ivy Paisley, Toast, Sue Watts, Myrtle, Caitlin, Leader of the Unicorn Revolution, Matlock, Lord of the 13th Sea, Mr. Trigvie, The Fourth Era, Printing with Cats, Khaleesi Del Mar, Von Vega, Dixie Dinah, 7 ,000 Possums, KBS 1017, Silas Vex, Sarah Jack Sparrow's Space Pony, Re-Vibe, Debbie E, Emma, Mr. and Mrs. Owo, Dusty Ventures and his pilot Uzi Drifting Through Space, Ronnie Porter, Gloria's Line Cook, Eagle Rock Lobster, The Gabbiest Painter and Her Bird of Fire, Painted Oni, Q-Del, Pharrell, Emily with Two E's, Spaceman Nathan, Ramsey's Niblick III, kerplunk, kerplunk, whoops, where's my Thribble?

1:51:37Jackie Wavelet, Yayoi Gagarin, A Gremlin with the Munchies, Michelle Scaracchio, Genuine Jacob, Space Rooster Randy, Leopard Donut, Poovy Thang, Mellow Nuggets, Keychain Crap, Matt Matt Sharkman, SteeLo, Bumbling Lilybee, a quick pause so Joe can sip from his tiny teacup. You know, they used to compress tea into bricks and use it as currency. And I'm like, let's do that again. Panda. Kennedy Allison Farner, the perpetually tired transgender time traveler. Tristan Stolz, Dalen Y, Shadow Rapture, Yet Another Nicole, Hank the Wonder Llama, Arcraft, Russell, Zephyrus Wind, The Ornamental Hermit, Jay to the Lynn, Just a Regular Fox, Jeremy Impson, What the Hell, Cineplex, and All the Black People in North Carolina, Just Rachel, Waffles, Waffles, Waffles, Danger Girl, Atlas Bear, Patty the Ginger, Ava's Cigarette Ash, Hugh Biftit, A-Zeus, Anaphylaxis, Scav with Comtax, The Shape-Shifting Sad Girl and Her Girlfriend Say, Joe, You've Done It Again, Pipless Skin in the Pippi Pond, Sarah Nicole, The Kells Fights with the Bethanies, Angry Leafs Lasersaw, Magnus Aerochill, Amy Perry, Christopher Kai, Source Decay, Descendant of the Sweather Catfish Whisperer, Vagabond Mary, Randy's Amigo, Bold Mouse, Katie Mermaid and the Delinquent Duo, Nauman, Nicole, Victor Schauberger reincarnated as White Mountain Hillbilly Glitter Cupcake, Max Dangers, Security Chief Schatzi, The Anxious Peach, Team Michelle and Billy, Naya Nix Reno, Frankenator, Nortlebash, Jordan, R1X Belasco, Ryan Rosinski, Average Height, Medium Rage, Audio Monkey, Joe, Team Hefeweizen, K.

1:53:15In the mysterious AZHQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of mics, a jumble of Jameses, a trifecta of Tonys, one of whom still wants to be Leif, but sadly, no Bethany's. Rowan, Vady of the Black and Herald of the Stars. Arianne Can't Manage Normal. Ryan Burnett, Dr. Dr. B, Zoprez and the Bumble Army, Growing Into My Farm Boots. Super Beth Becomes an RN alongside my bootstup farm friend. Geneva Boss, Arkansan Not Ark and Sawyer, Brothers of the Cosign. Uncivil Gnomes, The Rat Queen Evelyn, Great Lunch Conversation. Captain Scott, Letty Lou. He was a shifty one, that Nick Howard. Kinger Was Here, Bobby Ray Winland Jr., Bebop Be Dabba Doo Wop, Warped Echoes, Slabs McTerps, Big Brother House, Jeremiah Franco, Justin, The Nick of Time, Gothic Rainbow, So We Made It, Cody McClure, McHadley, Eternal Companion, Maxine Lazotte, Jingolos, Eris, Goddess of Nobody, Hasmatilda, Ditsy Bay, Just Your Average Reese, Kyle Church, I Am A Lafe on the Wind, Static Ego, Lolly, Evan M.

1:54:15Dobson, Dave B., Nobby, Your Friendly Neighborhood Pathologist, Going to Be Lit, Captain Emerald L, Wayne Hall, Danny Mars, Externally Screaming, But Bethany, I Made Biscuits, Scebo and Fuzzle McBumpernitz, Neelix Tiny Wolf, Asher the Raven, Christina Senatis Teleporting, BRB. The Shanes are not organized enough for a war, but there is a growing number of us and it is concerning. Definitely not an android, seriously I'm not. The Wandering Welshman, Whatever Tabby, Carolyn Harper, Nikolai Tolkachev, Capo the Sartorius, Z3DT, Shy Sparrows, BLTN, The Kiwi Duckling. Dana Dana Bobana Fee-Fi-Foe-Fana.

1:54:54Monsters Almanac's biggest fan, Aubrey and her dad. Tequila Mockingbird. Spweather Goose. Dameron the Space Goblin. Iso Pale. Exquisite Whimsy. I am Lord Zoltan, hear me roar. Pocket Ghost Max. Mags the Conqueror imposes economic sanctions on the NB Bethany's for the whole laser saw car incident. Wes and Heather wonder if Derek Adair will join. My cat's name is Beef. Katie Kate, get your colonoscopy. Victor Casados, Emily Schmemely, Work for Melvis, Boho Go Bye Bye for Jojo Pogo, that's a no-go, bro, Cody Monster, Collided Mind, Miss Nixie, Baby Baten Lee, Charlie Rudel, Kyle Perino, AK, Sid the Sloth on a Bike, Priya Gandhi, The Wandering Mermaid would like you to know that the Little Mermaid and the Creature from the Black Lagoon are the same exact story, Lil Stevie Pie, Green Mountain Hermit Bethany, Carl, the Teller of Dad Jokes, Skylab's Multidimensional Multiphasic Intergalactic Quantum Cyberverse, Verde Soul, Galen Miller, Tess, Geriatric Youngun, Mystic Hippie, Unforkable, Local Marsh Hag, Daniel Nitz, Mavis Bacons, Pyro's Calling, Joe Suasion, The Wizard Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious, Too Many Jans, says, Things are bad, but we're going to win, Pamela Roselle Tierra, Then Steena says, Thud Tweed, Enigmatic Catbird, Countess of Carbon, Luminous Elk, Rhodian Caution, Love is for the Nyrds, Taz Hernandez, Captain crash and a surviving crew.

1:56:18It's just Tyson now. Casper needs all the hugs, but Joe needs an O2 tank. Quote says, Joe is the writer's room. Nasty Dog 74 needs crew for ship. Brown Coats, okay. Awkward Heretic, Devin7777, Troy Aker, Mandy Kane, Northerly K, Lost Bassan, you know, the moon prison outside the triad. Kim Sell, Silly Goose Honk Honk, Ad Matha, Astro Unit, Ghost Saberwolf, The Sleepy Mystic, Sarah Joy, Tater's Precious, It's Just Steve, RuPaul Atreides, Amanda Short, Chut, Brimble, Deidre, Mike Whiskey and Your Friend Frosty, Nosaguaro, Benbar, Stand Clear of the Closing Doors, Please, Beastly Death, Sven the Unlikely, Cognito Hazard Expunged, Ted Wassanasan, Virestria, Theosis the Theologianish, Why is my daughter so feral?

1:57:08Send help. Fernwood Gal. Nellie G. Twinkle Tots. Gemini Sky. Phantom's Moms. Callison. Hornswoglin' Daniel Arthur. It's a fucking dog rapture. Abigail Yodellihoo. King Humble. We'd better ask Dave. Wind Chimes for Safety. Cameron Winterborn Welsh. Fireball XL5. Mackenzie Duna. Code Stranger. One betty bet. Ha ha ha ha ha. Matt N. Alfie Rivendurum. Momo FeedmaFish, J.R.R. on SFP, J.Spark, Lucid Harbor, Little Mirror Leopard Paws, Diet Night, Mars Royalty, Take 20 Damage, Maisie's Bandstand, Kim Bob, Battle Pope and Bugaboo, Snorts Magortz, Fresh Squeezed, Patrick Holt, Hold it now! Hit it! Had it, had it, hot it, hud it!

1:57:57Bradley Ashby, Peter, William Dyer, Vicky Hebert, Brad Meneer, Jane, Hannah Dale, Crystal Delightful, Gruntled, Kill Shot Betty and Her Steel-Eyed Bow, Jackie Lowey, The Little Pigeon, Quentin Elizabeth Jones, Lily the Planetary Brain, Crazed Bear, Crafty Lizard Bequilten, Noble Barrel, Yes My Brain Is Weird, Thank You, Megan The Meg Young, Corey Morose, Russell Bunny, Max Savage, Jenny Wren, Apprehensive Craig, Tim Aranetta, Bacon, Nicole Studioso, Rambo, Chaos Watcher, Jeremy Baramy, Stephanie Sturgis, Kirsten, Hurry Up and Wait, Sarah Farmer and Bella Donna, First of Her Name, Criddle, Twilio, Heidelberti, Tom Webster, Rashmi Vinkatesh, McClump, Azana the Leathersmith, Salazar the Dough Mage, Hayward's Finest, Garen Elizondo.

1:58:44To my little, you'll always be my good girl. You took a piece of my heart and left a paw print on my soul. Till we meet again. Sir Shitsalot strikes again, damn animal. Ashton James, Elspeth, Skyland, ALR, Sidewalk Jam, Tonka 2005, Cruisin' B. Anthony, Trick says WHERP! Tybalt the First, Alley Frog, Trey the Turquoise Tortoise, Freya Titmittens, Courtney the Frogologist, Corey and Stephanie Say Hello, The Funtucky Wrangler, Scrim Brulee, Yay, Aaron, The Singing Loon, Zuzanna, Celeste Yost, I'm So Antigone Fun, I'm Ava's Evil Twin Sister Bethany, Katie and Noah, Hendrix the Stink, The Ambergler, Boodles, Osvaldo Simeone, Ashley Chapel Peoples, Ryan Ortega, Barbarian Bloodbath, The Defenestration of Ted's, Corrine Sabrantha, Shadow Daddy, Rubius Fuzzlebutt, K-Mac, The Something Something Detective Agency, Hayabuda, Eli the Electrician, Sunny D 'Anomaly, Charmé, K-On with Karma, The Wondrous Methazephan, Hashtag Nissan Acura, Finnegan Robert, Jesse Foster, Samira, Mother of Cats, Flat Doug, Deary Darling, Ambient Drifting Man 80, Chris Hancock, Nicole 23, Gracefully Impaired, Tired Pirate Muffin, Steve King Loves Kathy, Laura, Roman Ronan, John Pruitt, Camel Pope, Philomena, Rebecca Trossel, Igpe Adenlay, Chris from Tacoma, The Real Fairy Godmother, Sir Alphonse Suitperson, Knight of Hood's Pocket, Polished Poldrons, Pacing Pine Pats, Protecting Pocket from Sneaky Skullduggery, Mitzi Liu, Kelsey Home, Still Casper's number one fan but now armed with a quantum spatula and ready to duel every Bethany in the multiverse with breakfast wisdom, Damien the Goddamn Time Lawyer, Matt Mosby, Saint Fu, Harry Fishnuts, Astronoweeb, Magnos the Civil Gnome.

2:00:29Welcome everybody, I'm Hydelon and I'll be leading our Midnight Burger emotional support group. Starlight, David Pierini, Techno Ranger Rick, Joe's Weezlaff, Virgo Ares Infinity, Best Buds Danny and M, Charles Q. Choi, A Bug Named Nat, C.C. Ryder, Hunter B, Rudra, Death the Kid, Big Whiskey, All Cockinator, Ron Was Here, Magic Pony, Robert Oliveri, Often Wrong Dan, Jess Gioia, Killer Odd. Dr. Pondkushar Esquire officially opens Closet Baby Cat Speedway for the season. Creator 67, Merbaid of the Dark Seas, Cosmic Shrug, Incorrigible Ross, SCRB Mark 11, Eric A. Rayborn, Maggie's Yarm, Stew, Enthanomaly, Megan Mighty, Haunt, Purple Saline, Three Legs Are Perfectly Good, Drew and L.A., Anomalous Death to PSL Vandal.

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