Welcome to the Horizon 2.9: Sous les Pavés, la Plage!

31:24Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. I can see it on you. Okay. What are we doing first? Shop and go. Okay. After that, let's head higher up the mountain, get a bird's eye view. What's going on, Leif? You ever done the wrong thing to do the right thing? Tell me more.

31:50I like the pink alien suit. I think we should keep it. I think we should. It's only fair if you get to be a human and an alien, I should get to as well. Well, after all, I'm sure I'll have to save you from the evil clutches of a madman again someday. God, you are such a damsel in distress. I know. I'm swooning. I was tied to the railroad tracks, Deetra. Maybe we can trade off. I'll be the one who gets saved from the bad guy next time. Oh, that sounds fun. What are you going to wear? Whatever you want.

32:30I love you so fucking much. I love you too.

32:38So, um, this plan sounds pretty extreme. Are we sure this is a good idea? I honestly don't know. I don't know how to feel about it. I mean, I know that we need to do something. and this is the only plan that might work. Hey, Verge, your friend the mercenary is here. You want to come say hello? Oh, shit. Come on, you have to meet this guy. Okay.

33:18My love. Hey, sweetie. As requested, I have arrived with my beautiful boys. Thank you so much. Anything to gaze once again into your eyes, my dearest. Oh, stop it. This must be the Frank. Nope, just Frank. I have heard tales of you, Frank. Is it true you cannot be broken? Only my heart, Slabs. Ah, I am the same. You wouldn't think it to look at me, but Slabs McTerps has a rich emotional life. Hmm, you don't say. We watched the fault in our stars together. I was ruined. Okay. I love Ansel Elgort. Okay, yeah. That's great. So, Slabs, you're telling me you and your boys are going to patrol the streets for free?

34:08Because I'm told you're a mercenary. We are soldiers for hire, Frank, and we are the greatest in the realm. But we have one price that we hold sacred above all. We do this one for love, my beautiful boys.

34:25You see, we are nothing if not romantics. Okay. But in addition to being romantics, we are also terrifying murderers, so worry not. Holy shit, Celeste. I can't help it. He's boyfriend material. Verge, I see you have unveiled your paramour to me. Slabs, this is Deidre. Hi. Deidre, you are a vision. Thanks. Celeste and I are very keen to have a double date with you. Oh, my God. Oh, I'd love to, Slabsy. But Frank and I have to go. Duty calls. A shame. Let us go inside, then. I shall tell you tales of Virge's heroism. Oh, that sounds great. We will drink. My dear, what is that thing I cannot have?

35:14Red wine. I cannot have red wine, Frank. Okay. Because of the tannins. 100%. Yes. You want to stay away from those, Slabs. Let's go, Frank. Verge, before you depart. Geo!

35:32I thought it was best I return this to you. What is that? Verge gave it to me long ago and said to return it should we see each other again. What is it? It's a lockbox. I trust you remember the passphrase. Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do. Well, thanks, Slabsy. My dear, let us drink so that I may gaze into your eyes one last time before battle. Okay. Good luck, you guys. Thanks, Celeste. Verge? What is that? It's a... It's a lockbox. It's just a lockbox with a passcode. So that belongs to the Verge from this universe. Yeah, I guess so. What's in it? I don't know. Should you open it?

36:27Baby? Not yet. Keep it behind the bar, okay? We'll open it together when I get back. Okay. Be careful. I will. Don't have too much fun without me, okay? Okay.

37:06Hello. I'd like to speak to Sir Party Animal, please.

37:25Hey, Doug. Oh, hi. Hi. Hello. Um, I don't even know if I should be, you know, in here right now, but I didn't know where else to go. Well, for whatever reason, I feel better with you here. Oh. Okay. Doug, what are you listening to? Oh, uh, bird sounds. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Oh, I make recordings of them, and I've got a nice field recorder. So I go out and I make some recordings sometimes. It helps me relax to listen back to them. Are those the starlings? Yes. There's a bunch of starlings that hang out by Trailer Park Row. They mimic sounds that they hear, so some of them still make the sound of a train that used to go by the mountain, you know, back home.

38:12Oh, there it is. Did you manage to get everyone a place to stay tonight? Oh, yeah. Everyone's all put away. Um, what happens next? Now we wait. So, do you think this plan of yours will work, Leif? I don't know, but I think it's the only thing that will. Well, I'm getting a Mars bar. What are you getting? I don't know. Those bird sounds are crazy. I mean, you know, it's an odd sound, but I like it. It's like a million sounds at once. Leif, we need to get you out of here. Yeah, right. I'm going to grab some beers. Doug, remember to start talking to people if you get weird, okay? I mean, I'll definitely get weird.

38:57And I will definitely start talking to people. Good. Okay, let's go. Thanks, Doug. Oh, um, good luck.

39:17Play the Starlings again. Okay.

39:25Weird.

39:35Can I get a recording of that? Oh, um, sure. I can just, um... Just play it into your phone, Doug. I'll archive a copy. Yep, okay, okay. Leif, what's going on? Nothing. Good luck, Doug. Oh, you too.

40:09All right, here it is. It is... What the fuck is it? I have no idea. But, apparently, it's pretty important. Is it a missile? Maybe. You're really asking the wrong guy. Aren't you the leader, though? Me? No. Technically, our leader's a dog. A what? Huskins are on a break. They take a lot of breaks. We've got someone going into town right now. They'll pick up all the things you're going to need. Okay. Hey, Steve, I don't understand what's going on. Right? Why does a missile need a comms array? Again, I have no idea, Giga. But I know that it's important. So I hope you know what you're doing. Me too.

40:53You guys don't even know me. You're just going to give me this important thing to do. Deidre says you're good people. That's all it takes? Around here, that's all it takes. Steve, I'm just tech support for criminals. I don't know if you want me doing this. Giga, I'm a drug dealer. What? Look, sometimes it's not about who you are. It's about what you do when shit hits the fan. Well, the shit's hitting the fan, Giga. What are you going to do?

41:39I like it out here. Yeah? Yeah. It's quiet. This used to be the only place I felt at home. In between destinations. What's it been like, settling down? It's been so strange, Frank. I can tell. You can? Yeah. Yeah, I think we've all been watching it happen. Remember when you first strolled into the horizon? Yeah. It was like a Sergio Leone movie. You watched any of those yet? No. Oh, oh, Burge. We have got to watch some Sergio Leone movies. Burge, you'd love them. There's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig? Sounds great. I'll put it on the list. You and Trinket have been watching movies lately.

42:44We have. Mmm. That's interesting. Oh, God, don't get any ideas. Virg, you forget I'm no longer a man. Just a pile of mulch. Oh, yeah, you're a pile of mulch. She's a walking mushroom. It sounds like you're perfect for each other. Burge, I know everybody treats me like I'm the same old curmudgeonly Frank, but... I look down at my hands, and I don't know what they're made of. So, kind of hard to think about much else. There are all kinds of people out there who don't know what they're made of, Frank I made sweet potatoes the other day I didn't think I had it in me So you made sweet potatoes and now you can totally understand my situation?

43:47All I'm saying is sometimes we decide who we are And sometimes we're wrong That's all Copy that. Noted. We're coming up on it now. Look out your window, Frank. Port side. God damn! How far away are we? Thousands of kilometers. We are thousands of kilometers away and it's already that big? As warp gates go, this is mid-sized at best. You can see the ring there. That's where the ships pass through. Then that ring is attached to the Dyson Sphere. What's a Dyson Sphere? The massive sphere it's attached to, there's a star inside it. The sphere captures all of the star's energy and uses it to power the warp gate.

44:44Folding space, as it does, requires a staggering amount of energy. They trapped an entire star? They did. It's impressive technology at an impressive scale. It's what's allowed the Ted Empire to dominate the triad. Oh. I don't know. Everything is too much, Eldon. Agreed. June is looking for you. Oh, good. Okay. Frankie! Frankie! Hello. What are you doing? Oh, you know, traveling through deep space. How have I not been able to go to space yet? How is that fair? Well, I guess when the day's issue involves someone named Sir Party Animal, your talents are demanded elsewhere. I've made my bet. You have.

45:38You have. How's that going, by the way? Just fine. I have met with Sir Party Animal, and he's on board. I have unified the city, Frank. How'd you do it? I introduced myself as June, Pants Darts champion. He didn't stand a chance. Always the life of the party, June. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. Frankie, is it weird that I'm in the middle of a massive party on an alien planet, and all I want to do is go hang out at my boyfriend's cabin? Is it over? Am I washed up? June, all I want to do is go hang out at your boyfriend's cabin. Am I old? June. Don't say it. June, we have been old for some time now.

46:31That's terrible. It is way back in the rearview mirror, June. That's so unfortunate. On the bright side, it's only on the outside, though. Internally, you have been acting like a 17-year-old for a couple of decades now. Hey, June, compared to me, you're still technically a teenager. Ooh, I like that. Okay, I'm now exclusively hanging out with Verge. I'm done with you senior citizens. More quality time for me and Tarvok, then. Frankie. I love you, stupid. Don't fuck it up out there. Hey, if I don't make it back, I leave the ownership of the Horizon to you. You bastard. Why did you do that to me?

47:26Love you. Let's switch over to ghost power. Have you found the dead zone yet? I found it. Frank, we are going to power down almost everything and move into a dead zone. Every gate has an area where ships can't see you when they exit the gate. and it's where raiders and rimrunners hang out. Okay. What happens after that? We're waiting for the Alex P. Keaton to exit the warp gate. As soon as it does, we move in. Okay. So, at any point, are we going to talk about how the most terrifying battleship in the galaxy is named after a character from an 80s sitcom? We can talk about it if you like. Would you like to hear the story?

48:03No. I think hearing that story will ruin the nice time I'm having. Speaking of ruining your nice time, Here it comes. We're in the dead zone. He shouldn't see us.

48:19Oh, Jesus Christ! We warned you it was big. You guys, no! No, you did not! You guys, that is not a ship! That is the state of fucking New Hampshire! The original owner had a great admiration for an old warlord named Emperor Bugbug, who had a ship the size of a moon. The only reason this ship isn't that size is because it had to fit through a warp gate. What's the huge thing on top of it? That's the railgun. Raxias will be within range of it in approximately two hours. Leif? Yeah. He's here. Okay. Wait until the coast is clear, then move in. Thanks for supporting the Fable and Folly Network. Here's another show we know you'll love.

49:00Attention, passengers. If you can hear me right now, you're actually aboard our spaceship, the STS-45 Cloud Breather. We're a colony ship on a multi-year voyage through uncharted space, just trying to reach our new home. And you're listening to the ship's local station, Deep Space Radio. I bring you interviews. Hello passengers, it's me, the captain. Captain Donald, that is. Live event coverage. And even the occasional pirated audio. So, hey. Hey yourself. And it's a good thing I do. Because I get the feeling there's something more to this stretch of uncharted space than meets the eye. There's a reason you're not supposed to create sentient programs.

49:39It seems this pyramid of metal is acting as a kind of conduit. Tune in for a new broadcast every weekday morning. Each season brings a new adventure that you can take right alongside us on Discord. So strap in and hold on to something. Because I'm Colin Gossel, and this is Deep Space Radio.

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50:38Apparently, it's called Hood's Pocket. Location not available in database. What? Location Hood's Pocket is not registered. What the fuck? Bring up the live satellite feed. Live feed on screen. Okay. There. Do you see it? Topographical map has changed. How can the mountain range have changed? Unknown. Well, fuck it. Whether you can see it or not, launch the payload at that general area. Launching secondary payload. Secondary payload is away. Good. Hope they enjoy it. Incoming transmission from Tucumcari, New Mexico. What? Put it through. Greetings from the land of enchantment. Something tells me you're not calling me from New Mexico.

51:29I'm going shopping. Do you want a turquoise bolo tie? Laugh it up. I'm about to make you regret the past few weeks of your life. I'm rubber in your glue. I hope all this was worth it, whoever you are. Ever think what mom would say to all this? I know I did. Not dad. Dad always thought we were a piece of shit. I never hear his voice in my head. Though I have to say The real tragedy of this world is I hate to say it Dad was right about you I really want to applaud you For an impressive, deep background Deep fake, deep bullshit project You really had me fucked up in the head for a minute But now, I don't even care This is the end of the road for you You could have been so much better, Leif.

52:25I know. And transmission. Uh, Leif? Yeah? Something's not right. Eldon? Multiple projectiles incoming. Okay. Use the deactivation protocols I gave you. They're not working. Why? Because they're not his projectiles. What do you mean? Ted bots.

53:02Shit. Worn slabs. Slabs, we have multiple tech bot crashdowns in the area. I see them. Let them feel the wrath of Disco Inferno. Attention, citizens of Hoodspocket. There is live fire in the streets. Shelter in place until further notice. Ferge, what's your status? Almost there. I can't tell where these things are. That doesn't surprise me. They're inorganic. Where is everyone else? Uh, Deidre, Doug, and Steve are in the sheep's eye. Celeste is in the streets with slabs. It's pretty chaotic down there. Deidre, are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. Oh, shit! Deidre! Deidre!

53:50Baby? Lave? Yeah? The knife works. Yeah, it does. So fucking hot. Phoenix is in position. All right, guys, get to it. We're up to our asses and Tedbots. Five minutes. Wait, where are Doug and Steve going? Steve, report him, please. Hang tight, you all. We're gonna do something a little crazy Oh god, oh god, oh god Not the time, Steve No, no, just wait, guys It's gonna be great Steve? What the fuck is that? Holy shit Steve, what are you doing? Let's roll! Oh god, oh god, oh god

54:29What are they driving through town? It's the snowplow

54:42It's pocket, baby! I think we got about ten of them. Eleven! Well, how poetic. Leif, we're ready when you are. Okay. Do it.

55:05All right. We have a full magnetic lock on the surface of the warp gate. What have we been looking for? You can see it up ahead. Every warp gate has a series of ports you can jack into for maintenance. And that's where I'm headed? That's it. But how do I keep from floating out into space? Warp gates have their own gravitational pull. It'll be like walking underwater. Oh, okay. Frank, reach out to the seat. Okay. This is it? That's the box it's in. How do I open it? In 1970, Doc Ellis pitched a no-hitter on LSD. Access granted.

55:51This is it? That's it. What is it? It's not on, like, a flash drive, Frank. Wait, what's the name of this thing again? The Ted Slayer. Oh. Okay. Okay. Let's get this over with. Okay. I'm going to bifurcate the cabin, and then it'll just be you in the void, Frank. No, you know, I take back everything I said about liking it out here. Too late. Ready? Sure.

56:31All right, Frank. You won't be able to talk, but I can talk to you through your comms device. Exit the cabin and make your way toward the data port ten feet from the bow of the ship.

56:49And Frank, just in case you were wondering, yes, it does look very creepy to see you walking out there in space. This is like, literally the most unnatural thing I've ever seen. I'm going to assume you're flipping the bird at Eldon right now and not me Almost there, Frank The device you're holding should fit perfectly into the data port Good On my mark, turn it counterclockwise

57:28All right, Verge Just the two of us Any final words for the triad?

57:41Good riddance Very well Frank, turn the device counterclockwise and head back to the ship

58:02Slabs McTerps? Hostile ID confirmed. Slabs McTerps and his beautiful voice. Who the fuck are these people? Incoming transmission from Bowling Green, Kentucky. Oh, for fuck's sake. Hey, Leif. Slabs McTerps? How the hell do you get hooked up with him? Hey, let me talk to you for a second. What? It's over. Oh, it's over, huh? Because you hired a few shitty mercenaries? In 45 minutes, I'd destroy the whole city! I swung by Red's rectangle on the way home.

58:43Hard to believe you left it there after all this time. But I guess that's what I did too, so who am I to judge? After I sprung Verge, I went and got it. I've got a team at the warp gate. They just inserted the cube into a data port and turned it counterclockwise. It's over. Bullshit. Check your gate status. Status check on the Rax Prime gate. Rax Prime gate offline. Diagnostic. Cascading system failure.

59:25There's no way you actually did this. The gate's dead, Leif. And you know what happens when a gate stops being a gate. Without the Dyson Sphere constantly siphoning energy away from the star, the energy inside the star compounds itself and burns brighter and brighter until it eats the entire gate alive. In a few hours, the star will have sucked the entire gate into its core like it never existed. Finally, freeing itself from its prison. On screen.

1:00:15Oh... My God. As you know, the virus will jump from gate to gate for the next 72 hours. All of the stars eating the gates alive. In a week, it'll be like the Ted Empire never existed.

1:00:45You're fucking insane. We're fucking insane, Leif. You didn't just do this to me. You did this to everyone. Do you have any idea what you've done to everyone? Yeah. Yeah, I do.

1:01:19That's on me. Millions of planets. All dependent on each other. I know. You did all this just to fuck me over? I did this for a lot of reasons, Leif.

1:01:49This doesn't stop me, you know. I've still got this railgun, and I still have your location. You're not going to do that, Leif. How do you know? Because you live here now, my friend. You are a citizen of the Iron Quatrant. You and I both know that Raxias is the only major city in the Iron Quadrant. Where are you going to refuel, Leif? Where are you going to resupply? You're going to have to make friends with every single person in that city. But honestly, I'd give them some time. because right now, every single one of them fucking hates you. My advice to you? Go find an unstable unicorn somewhere.

1:02:49Think for a while. Try and come around to the idea that I saved you. You were lashed to the mast of it just as much as everyone else was. Even as a criminal, you were part of the machine. The machine's dying as we speak, Leif. So who are you going to be?

1:03:23Who the fuck are you?

1:03:29There's nobody else here, Leif. It's just you.

1:03:55You are listening to The Undersignal, the voice of the voiceless. Panic in the triad. Citizens all over the system are in race against time as an unstoppable virus sweeps through the starways. From the far reaches of Triangulum to the heart of the Ted Empire, planet after planet disappears from the map. With no other way of traversing the millions of light years between them, with each gate gone, another system is lost in the darkness, cut off forever. What will be the fate of the Triad without this system that has connected us? Will we ever see each other again?

1:04:44Are we on? Okay. Uh, hello? If you're receiving this, I imagine this is the first time you've received a signal from outside your planet in a while. I'm not going to tell you who I am because it doesn't really matter. I don't think any of us can imagine the amount of trauma that the triad just went through and is still going through. It's something too big to fit in your head. Some of you have gone for a really long time without hearing the voices of your family or friends. But you are hearing my voice. And let me tell you why that is. Right now, something is speeding through the triad in a constant loop.

1:05:39It's going faster than anything ever has, and it's broadcasting this message to you right now. At first, this thing was a weapon. I called it a cow catcher. But a change here and there, and the addition of a comms array, and the triad, now has its very first faster-than-light comms relay. All the interface information is embedded in this message. You'll be able to send messages and data to anyone in the triad. You can't be together right now, but I can keep you talking. All that will be managed by one very dutiful Anderhovian. Giga? Uh, hey there, entire triad. I'm Giga. Like you said, I'm from Anderho, but I spent most of my time on Raxias.

1:06:35But that's all of us, right? Who stays on the planet they were born on? So, this is going to work pretty simply. We're going to be using the same comms node you always use, but instead of the signals being sent through a gate, they'll be banked on the node until they're picked up by our probe and sent to the right person on the other side of the triad, or wherever they are. It'll take time at first, but it'll go faster and faster as we get better at it and we get more probes launched. All the technical info you need is embedded in this message. It kind of reminds me of the days of the old coalition.

1:07:16There was a handful of planets and they all knew each other, but they couldn't get to each other yet. So they worked together and they did what they could. I've got a big room full of servers here, and I'm going to be doing everything I can to keep you talking. And while I'm doing that, here's Bulb. Hey, howdy-ho there, citizens of the Triad. Bold Pierre, Planet of the Trusk, local foundry 525. Shout out to my boys back home at the 525. I'm sure you're sitting on your asses right now, you lazy bums. Folks, we're going to be making some new probes for you for a while. We're going to get them whizzing around the Triad, making sure everybody's birthday greetings for Grandma get their own time and whatnot.

1:08:02But that's not the only thing you're going to find on those probes. You're also gonna find some detailed schematics for the fancy new engines that are making these probes run. And these are bona fide faster than light engines, my friends. First to their kind. This is the kind of engine that can change the game, folks. And nothing would make me prouder than to load one of these babies into a ship and send you sailing across the sky. There's only one problem. Going faster than the speed of light is a tendency to turn everybody's head into a freshly baked root pie. We've got the speed and now we need the protection.

1:08:39And that's on you, my friends. All you fancy scientists and scholars out there, it's time for you all to work together and figure out a way how we can get back to each other. Yeah, I believe in you, you pencil necks. Get to work. And here's the promise I make to you. Why don't you crack this little code and it's time for everyone to get a brand new faster than the light ship. The foundries of Trask are gonna fire up like they've never fired up before, baby. We'll go back to the days of the belt. The old Hammerhead himself, right? Yeah, you'll be able to see the glow of the molten steel from across the system.

1:09:17Beautiful. Every ship 100 % reliable and 100 % union made. All right, break's over. That's all from me. I look forward to seeing all your faces again, Triad. Bob out. So, I'm sure most of you are pretty pissed off at me right now. Trust me when I say this was not an easy decision.

1:09:47I'm sure a lot of you are saying, who the fuck does this guy think he is? What makes him think he has the right to make this decision for all of us?

1:09:59But that's kind of the point. The point is, I shouldn't have been able to make this decision. The point is, no one should have been able to. There's just too much power in too few places. All of us were so trapped in it that it would just go on forever. All of us afraid of the pain of changing things. but now if we work together if we truly work together we'll finally be free all of us there'll be no more secret hands directing you where to go and what to do it'll just be us us and the stars

1:11:02this is the last you'll ever hear from me it's all up to you now

1:11:12good luck

1:11:43The Alex P. Keaton has changed course. Probably headed to a shady spot in the quadrant to lick his wounds. Poor guy never knew what hit him. With that ship of his, he'll be able to be the king of this quadrant. Yeah. But that's not what he wants. If he has any sense left in him, he'll grab a skiff and disappear. Start over again. I imagine there will be a lot of that across the triad.

1:12:19Did I do the right thing?

1:12:23That depends what you mean by the right thing Do you mean the option that hurts the least? Because quite often that's not the right thing It was a pretty monstrous thing I just did, Eldon Monstrous? Friends and family separated? Entire planets are going to have to figure out how to survive on their own again Well, not to tut-tut you, Leif, but tut-tut. You didn't knock the triad back to the Stone Age. These are still highly advanced civilizations that, while they can't travel long distances, can still engage in limited interplanetary travel. You're not as monstrous as you may think.

1:13:12I feel like a monster. Well, then I'd remind you what one of your fellow Earthlings once said. What? The old world is dying. The new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.

1:13:42Many people read that and assume that the monsters will be on the side of the old world, but... I think the monsters will come from the old world and the new. For a while. Like it or not, you are one of these monsters, Leif. Sometimes you're not going to like it.

1:14:11I'm not sure how to feel about that.

1:14:19Leif, you just destroyed the Ted Empire. How about you have a drink or two?

1:14:42There is no greater victory than one shared with your lover. Oh, I agree, sweetie. Your bravery today was unsurpassed, my dear. Are you sure? I feel like I did a lot of hiding behind you. As you should. My hide is resistant to many attacks. I noticed. Though it is helpless against the attacks from your eyes, my love. Oh, stop it. My beautiful boys have decided that, on this day, you should be given your battle name. Uh, my battle name? What is that? Name given to you after your first battle. Oh! Uh, do I want to know what it is? They have pronounced you... Caitlyn, leader of the Unicorn Revolution.

1:15:32Oh! Wow. Uh... I don't get it. Should I get it? I have no idea. The young people, they have so many names for things. I see. Best to just go with it. Okay, so she doesn't bite, so, you know, don't worry about that. But only pet her back. She doesn't like her face touched, okay? Oh, kids, did you know that the Ashlysaurus gets its energy from the sun? Like a plant does. Well, that means that she likes you. So, all right, everyone, take an asparagus and you can feed her. So there I was down in the cave. I said, you listen to me, Francis. You want to get to these refugees? You got to come through me.

1:16:27Long story short, Francis is a pile of scrap metal now. Killer Odd, you owe me pants. Pikeman Stover, two pairs of pants from you. Darth Ox, you have bet pants. And you don't have legs, my friend. What are we supposed to do about this? All right, come on. Next up, let's go. Hey, you see there? That was a whole chair you hit me with. Nothing. Who's next? Buddy, seriously? You're just going to punch me? What's your fist going to do that the chair couldn't do? So now you're injured. That's at least a sprain. A bottle. Oh, really? Guys, get serious here. A bottle? Go get some power tools. Burge. Hey.

1:17:24Sorry, it's so crazy in there. I just said fuck it and they're all serving themselves now. Someone should really make you a drink sometime. Right? Okay, here it is. Are you ready? How are you feeling? How am I feeling about opening a lockbox from an alternate version of me? No idea. I've got no idea. Well, it's not like it doesn't belong to you. You know, from a certain perspective. Yeah. Yeah, okay. How do we open it? The Wandering Mermaid wants you to know the creature from the Black Lagoon and the Little Mermaid are the exact same story. Access granted.

1:18:18What is that? It looks like a hologram cube. It's like a framed photograph, Deidre.

1:18:28Oh.

1:18:33Virg, is that you as a little kid?

1:18:41Baby? Deidre, this appears to be a hologram of Virg's family. Oh my god.

1:18:54That's them. Are you okay? I'm okay.

1:19:05Talk to me. God, there's so many of them. Tell me who's who in this picture.

1:19:16It's, um... The Vapian family structure is a bit different from an Earthling's, Deidre. The family is larger, with several implied roles. Some say there were as many as 20 implied roles. While there are roles in the family that translate roughly to mother and father, there are also implied roles that don't translate well. Okay.

1:19:45Virge? They're all... gone.

1:19:58Eldon, tell me about these roles you're talking about. What does that mean? For example, there is the Rakishet. That person would be the spiritual center of the family, usually in charge of religious ceremonies and... Being a bit of a dreamer. That sounds like Trinket. Then there is the burette. More of an organizer. Keeps that house running. Loves a good list. Doug, for sure. The tough tea. How to describe this? The one who lightens things. A joybringer. A joker. That's June. The teheba. Probably the hardest one to translate. I put simply, the one who will remind the family that they are loved.

1:20:51That's you.

1:20:57Maybe they're not gone.

1:21:05Can we just sit here for a while? We can sit here all night.

1:21:32Trinket? Hey! That time that's missing from my memory, you still think you can get it back? I think so, yeah. Okay. I'm ready. Okay. Let's get started. So, take off your clothes.

1:22:02Uh, what? I'm just kidding. Oh! Come in. Sit down. let's have some tea

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2:08:02In the mysterious AZHQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of mics, a jumble of Jameses, a trifecta of Tonys, one of whom still wants to be Leif, but sadly, no Bethany's.

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