In short
The episode is a July 4th Eve themed trivia game show testing U.S. knowledge at America’s 250th anniversary. It’s hosted by Neil Freiman and Toby Howell, with three office contestants: Henrik Blix (senior branded video producer), Ethan McCarthy (social video producer), and Olivia Lake (associate producer).
Key claims
HydroJug’s pivot story (Hayden Wadsworth) and that new-to-brand customers are ~95% of HydroJug sales (from Amazon Ads Rising Stars). Trivia rounds include fill-in-the-blank American history headlines (e.g., “Blank is now in effect” = Prohibition; “Blank explodes” = Hindenburg; “Dewey defeats blank” = Truman; “Blank arrested in $50 billion fraud” = Bernie Madoff; “tyson bites off part of blank’s ear” = Evander Holyfield; Roswell “captured a flying saucer”); “before and after” mashups (e.g., Boston Tea Party Poopers; Manifest Destiny’s Child; Statue of Liberty Mutual); state facts (flattest = Florida; densest = New Jersey; youngest median age = Utah; closest to Africa = Maine); national parks survivor (e.g., Yosemite, Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Glacier, Acadia, Joshua Tree, Zion, Great Smoky Mountains). Guests are the three contestants above.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOHydroJug's Journey and Amazon Ads
0:00 to 0:30
Learn how HydroJug adapted to challenges with Amazon Ads.
“When demand slowed for HydroJug, Amazon Ads rising star Hayden Wadsworth pivoted.”
Introducing the Contestants
2:29 to 4:34
Meet the contestants competing in the trivia game.
“They'll play five rounds of trivia, and the person with the most points at the end will win the grand prize of...”
Round One: American History Headlines
4:34 to 5:30
Contestants answer fill-in-the-blank questions based on U.S. history.
“I will be keeping score on this handy-dandy whiteboard here so you know this is a legit operation.”
Round One Continues: Trivia Questions
5:30 to 9:48
More contestants answer trivia questions about notable historical events.
“Ethan's like, there's only one thing that's ever exploded in American history.”
Round Two: Before and After
9:48 to 14:00
Contestants tackle mashup trivia questions related to U.S. history.
“This category is called before and after.”
Ultimate America 250 Trivia Challenge
14:00 to 26:29
The hosts engage in a fun trivia game covering various topics related to American history and pop culture.
“Rapidly deploy colonial militia members to fight aliens.”
National Parks Trivia Game
28:00 to 33:30
Participants engage in a trivia game naming U.S. national parks.
“Ethan, since you are in first, why don't you leave us off?”
Tiebreaker Announcement
33:30 to 34:35
Discussion on the tiebreaker format for the trivia game.
“And that's it, though, because the next part is a fan vote thing, so y 'all tied.”
Barbecue Draft Begins
34:35 to 42:01
The hosts discuss and draft essential items for a July 4th barbecue.
“No, so charcoal, I traded Mikkel Bridges away.”
Team Building for the Fourth of July
42:01 to 45:40
Participants share their ideal components for a perfect Fourth of July celebration.
“Nothing ruins a 4th of July like too much of a tan.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00When demand slowed for HydroJug, Amazon Ads rising star Hayden Wadsworth pivoted. When our bank account hit near zero, my brother Jake and I had one last shot to save HydroJug. So we engineered the Traveler, a leak-proof, cup-holder-friendly Tumblr. Amazon Ads enables a business to be able to expand their product shelf because of the visibility and the reach you can get.
0:21Neal Freyman:Each week, our new-to-brand customers make up about 95 % of all of our sales. Watch HydroJug's story at advertising.amazon.com slash rising-stars. I'm going to go with Oh my god It's the Ponzi scheme You better get it now Because now the steal is Well that still doesn't help me Please get it I don't remember Oh my god I can't believe I'm forgetting this Hang on Nobody steal Good morning Brew Daily Show I'm Neil Freiman And I'm Toby Howell Today one more day until July 4th How much do you know about the United States? We'll test our co-workers and you in this special holiday trivia episode. It's Friday, July 3rd.
1:06Neal Freyman:Let's ride.
1:11Good morning on July 4th Eve when I hope you aren't working and are staying cool in this brutal heat. To ease you into the Independence holiday weekend, we've recorded another Morning Brew Daily game show. We asked three of our very funny friends from around the office to come on the podcast and answer a bunch of trivia questions. And today's trivia has a special theme, America at 250 years old.
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2:11Neal Freyman:Ultra actually makes shoes shape like feet. What a concept. Use promo code MORNINGBREW10 for 10 % off your first pair of ultra running shoes at ultrarunning.com slash morningbrew. That's A-L-T-R-A running.com slash morningbrew. Joining us on the show today are three of the fiercest competitors we could find around the office. They'll play five rounds of trivia, and the person with the most points at the end will win the grand prize of... Toby, what is our prize? So I did not clear this prize with Neil, but our prize is Neil will post a story of you on his Instagram saying you're the smartest person he's ever met, even smarter than himself.
2:52Neal Freyman:So play hard, everyone. Yeah, this is news to me. That is big. All of my five followers will be able to see that. So if you're not following me yet, this is a good opportunity to follow me for that picture. Let's quickly get to know our contestants who may or may not be take a picture with me later and be the smartest person I know. First up is Henrik Blix. wow what's up nothing let me do that again first up first up is henrik blick senior branded video producer henrik who is your celebrity look-alike uh i've gotten macaulay culkin do you think that's accurate i think it's i think it's fair yeah i don't love it but i think it's fair nothing like an audio product doing look-alikes as their introduction if you're listening to this just imagines somebody who looks like macaulay culkin all growed up all right up next it's ethan mccarthy social video producer ethan who's your celebrity lookalike something i've been getting a lot recently is the white half of logic i see that unfortunately i do see that okay uh finally is our hey this is exciting our very own olivia lake associate producer on morning brew daily Olivia, I guess let's go three for three.
4:07Who is your celebrity lookalike? Recently, I guess with the World Cup happening, I've been getting, what's his name? I forget his name. Erling Holland? Erling Holland. Erling Holland. I guess when I'm not wearing makeup.
4:21Neal Freyman:He's six foot four of Norwegian, you know, force. I think it's just the face card is similar, not the body type. Viking mentality. All right. Thank you for that. Let's dive in. Some quick housekeeping. I will be keeping score on this handy-dandy whiteboard here so you know this is a legit operation. Neil, what is our first round? All right. It's fill-in-the-blank American History Headline Edition. We are going to give you a famous headline from U.S. history, but remove a keyword or name, and you have to fill it in. Ready to go? Is this, like, buzzer style? No, so what we're going to do is we will start with one of you.
5:01You know, you talked first, Henrik, and I introduced you first. So we'll start with you. Thank you. And so you have the, you know, the floor to answer the question. And then if you miss it, there can, we'll go down the line and there will be an opportunity to steal. Cool. Okay. So, Henrik, this is to you. It was on January 17th, 1920. Blank is now in effect. I'm going to go with prohibition, Neil.
5:28Neal Freyman:Wow. Prohibition is correct. Wait, I have the soundboard I forgot. Good job. New addition. All right. Henrik got one point. One for one. Let me mark that down. Question number two to Ethan. Blank explodes on May 7th, 1937. Whoa! Ethan's like, there's only one thing that's ever exploded in American history. At least let me finish the question. Well done. Yeah. Hindenburg explodes. Okay. One point apiece. Olivia. What? What? She's busy. Oh, sorry. Wait for Ethan. Good job, Ethan. All right. You'll get the hang of that. Number three is Dewey defeats blank November 3rd, 1948. I don't know. So, okay.
6:13We got Henrik with the steal, potentially. Dewey defeats Truman. Correct. So this was the famous wrong newspaper headline from the Chicago Tribune saying that Dewey defeated Truman when Truman actually won. Well, there are a lot of irregularities in the vote counting. I'm still team Dewey. That's like when the Miss Universe thing happened. Correct.
6:35Neal Freyman:I would have gotten that. Very similar to Miss Congeniality. I would have gotten that. To Hendrick, Blank dies at 42 on August 17, 1977. I'm going to go with John Lennon. Wait. Fuck. I think John Lennon died in the 80s. So, Ethan? Can you give me a hint? No. Oh. Okay. Okay. We'll give Liv a hint. What the hell? 1977. Died at 42. That's a weird age to die. Jimi Hendrix? Good guess. That's a really good guess. All right. I'm going to need a little less conversation from all of you. We're going to go to Olivia. A little less conversation? Keep it lively. It's a game show. Okay, guys. Don't talk to me.
7:26All right. That went all over your heads. 40? Oh. I still don't know Olivia? Elvis Elvis Don't give that to me Olivia's on the board This one is to Ethan Blank not guilty October 4th 1995 OJ
7:51Neal Freyman:OJ is correct I met this one Question number six to Olivia. Gosh, this one's tough. Blank wins Oscar, sends Native American women to refuse it on March 28, 1973. Jack Nicholson? Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. Marlon Brando. Marlon Brando. Marlon Brando. Let's give it to her. Wow, we are giving it to her. Oh, my God. I got my white men confused. Toby didn't think any of you guys would win this one. How do you know that? I know that because that's king. That's a king thing to do. That is, it's king shit. That's king stuff to do. So he won for the godfather. Oh, can we not swear on this? And didn't go.
8:35I think we can, but I got scared. It's too late now, but yeah, let's try not to swear moving forward. This next one is, we're back to Henrik. Blank arrested in$50 billion fraud, December 2008. I'm going to go with, oh my God. It's the Ponzi scheme. Wait, wait, wait.
8:56Neal Freyman:You better get it now, because now the steal is. well that still doesn't help me please get it i don't remember oh my god i can't believe i'm forgetting this um hang on nobody steal oh my gosh um oh bernie madoff yeah thank you i think that's the first time anyone ever cheered for bernie madoff yeah let's go all right well done henrik uh question eight to ethan tyson bites off part of blank's ear June 29th 1977. Evander Holyfield. Well done Ethan. That was a typo. It's 1997. Oh whoops. Yeah so if you don't know about this Mike Tyson bit off a part of the ear of Evander Holyfield in a heavyweight bout.
9:43It was crazy. It was one of the first things that I actually remember. I was born in 1991. One of the first things I do remember in the sports world is that a guy bit a guy's ear. It's crazy.
9:52Neal Freyman:Four months old. Yeah you remember too. I remember it well. It should be allowed. This is the this is the final question of round one the news headline round to olivia roswell army airfield captures blank july 8th 1947 stop hitting me with the 40s i don't know things from that time roswell uh new mexico an alien what do you think toby we'll give it to him because there's some great symmetry that's about to be developed can you specify more uh whatever UFO UFO yes we asked flying saucer this is a famous headline uh from that the army put out a statement saying that they captured a flying saucer it was quickly retracted but obviously sparked a huge UFO scene an alien scene in New Mexico especially Roswell guys I didn't know the army was like yeah we got one yeah i didn't think they'd say that that's so funny they're like publish it publish it everywhere i didn't know the army would lie to us uh here's the thing the scores are henrik with three ethan with three and olivia with three how did that happen that's some good good old-fashioned uh parody right there adam silver would be that's a good game that's what they call a good game On to the next category.
11:13Neal Freyman:This category is called before and after. The idea is the last word of one answer becomes the first word of the next answer, creating a mashup that can be spoken in a single phrase. Sounds confusing, but I'll give you an example. So the clue would be a story about a science teacher turned meth dealer turned reggaeton star. And the answer would be Breaking Bad Bunny. Breaking Bad Bunny. So bad is the shared word there. But since this is America-themed, the answers will all have some element of U.S. history in them as well. Let's start with Henrik. Question one. Thank you. A Revolutionary War protest against people being a drag at social events.
11:58Oh, my God. I've got this. Boston Tea Party Poopers? Yes, correct.
12:03Neal Freyman:Correct. It is Boston Tea Party Poopers. Well done, Henrik. Wow. It takes a while to wrap your head around it, but you guys got it. All right, Ethan, number two. The United States is divinely ordained to expand its domain to an R &B pop girls group. Manifest Destiny's Child. Okay. You don't even a second one. Hell yeah. Ethan's determined to finish this entire episode in like 20 minutes. We started late. Well done. Well done. All right, question three to Liv. What? Give me your tired, your weak, and your emu spokes animal. My emu what? It's like spokesperson, but spokes animal. Oh, oh. Whoever wants to steal that cat.
12:43Okay, Henrik, let's see a steal. A statue of Liberty Mutual Insurance?
12:46Neal Freyman:Correct. Correct. Well done. Lemu the emu? Oh, sorry. I shouldn't say fuck. I'm sick and tired of seeing that emu on the screen. He is everywhere. Henrik, this one's back to you. America's first space flight that landed humans on the moon was led by Colonel Sanders. The format of the questions gives me an aneurysm. None of you want to be here. Can you say it again? No, I'm having a great time. Okay. America's first space flight that landed humans on the moon was led by Colonel Sanders. Like, just talk it out, you know? Neil. Oh, my God. Neil Arm. Wait, America's first space flight that landed humans on the moon.
13:34Let's start there. Okay. What do you think that is? well well tell me when you're done get rid of me okay apollo 11 herbs and spices
13:43Neal Freyman:yes correct so good at this 11 herbs and spices famously the seasoning blend for kfc chicken well done ethan all right this one is to ethan uh rapidly deploy colonial militia members to fight aliens. Could you repeat the question? Rapidly deploy colonial militia members to fight aliens. Minute Men in Black. Correct. I mean, this is an impossible... You got this. Ethan's batting 100%. Ethan's doing well. That is for sure. It's still early. Question number six. Olivia, Paul Revere warns of flying into the primary hub of Alaska Airlines. I'm actually gonna quit The whole my whole job What is a famous phrase Paul Revere warns Of flying into the primary hub For Alaska Airlines Let's leave us at the office Henrik do you have the steel The British are Paul say it again Paul Revere Warns of flying into the Primary hub of Alaska Airlines Do you know the British are coming Right By land or by SeaTac Yes Ethan say it again By land or by SeaTac I want this to be like an SAT category This really works for my brain What is that word?
15:05SeaTac? SeaTac, Seattle Tacoma
15:07Neal Freyman:One if by land Two if by SeaTac With SeaTac being the primary airport of Seattle Can I get half a point for Do you know the British are coming? Yeah that was really good Should we give him a half a point? No he got Alaska Airlines was in Alaska. Juneau, Alaska. Which was stupid of me. I'll actually take away a point for that. Idiot. Neil, I think it's Steve. Okay, and it's also to Henrik. Question number seven. The first lines of the Constitution should read, Dang, I can't believe Paul Rudd won this. We the People's Sexiest Man. Yeah. Sure. Yeah, actually. We the People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.
15:47Well done. When did Paul Rudd win that? I think it was like two years ago or something it was there is hope for all i'm gonna say four years four years ago didn't he three pete paul wrote three no way i'm kidding all red hat trick 2021 that was five years
16:03Neal Freyman:ago covid was a weird time wow that was all right uh final question in this category it goes to ethan uh this nicks legend oh actually i should mention this is a triple my god before and after So there are three parts of this. So pay attention. Okay. This Knicks legend took the stage at Hamilton, but was not informed of his rights to remain silent. Jeremy Lin Manuel Miranda rights. Yes. Well done. Knicks legend is a bit aggressive. What? I was thinking like Walt Frazier. I feel like it should be like icon. I didn't edit this question. I also probably would have made a comment on that. I would give him.
16:43It's true. He would have been Knicks legend for 11 days.
16:47Neal Freyman:I mean, that just shows how bad the Knicks were for a while. Okay, Toby, what is the score update? Henrik eked out to six points, actually, on that. Ethan with eight now. And Olivia stuck in neutral at three. It was not her favorite category. A lot more to go. That's all right. Okay. Our next round is state facts. State facts. Pretty simple. Name the U.S. state from the clue. Olivia, let's start with you. what is the flattest state? Ohio? Ohio? Whoa. Yeah. No. Really? Because I've been there. It's flat. I'm not going to lie. It's very flat. Can I guess again? No, actually, no. We want to make this competitive.
17:27Sure. Guess again. Illinois. Illinois also flat, but not the flattest state. Henrik? I'm going to say Kansas. Kansas is not correct. I think it's Florida.
17:37Neal Freyman:Florida is correct. What? Wow. Ethan's just playing a different game. i've been the highest point it's a um a dune it's a uh landfill i don't know if that's actually true but that's what we'd always joke the uh the highest point is britain hill which is just 345 feet above sea level that's great and the washington memorial is 555 feet so this is this is an extremely flat state yeah i thought for sure midwest flat state we we noticed as you inch your way along like michigan all right question two to henrik yeah what is the most dense state state with the most density uh of population or of air population i was like what does that mean um i'm gonna go ahead and say rhode island not that many people in rhode island i thought that you didn't say it with It's small.
18:38Neal Freyman:It's tiny. You're on the right track. I think it's New Jersey. Okay. Should we step out? Running away from this. Let Olivia and I team up. It is New Jersey. We as a team go against Ethan. We're going to combine the points of. In which case, it's a very good match. So that is the new game. That's the new game. 2v1. All right. Question. Oh, no. This is you, Nick. Yeah. Question three to Ethan. Uh-oh. And only Ethan. which state has the highest life expectancy Massachusetts not Massachusetts my first buzzer I wish I'm from there Olivia and Henrik maybe I'm a liar is it Vermont it's not Vermont Henrik highest life expectancy let's not all think through this a little bit yeah okay so let's take you inside of my process I'm thinking high education probably is correlated okay uh olivia can have mine since we're on the team i don't even know if i'm going based on vibes yes that's a good go based on vibes vibes what has a long life vibe um i feel like there's a lot of cool old people in the southwest you know like in new mexico i feel like there's a lot of cool people there that are living old living long um california seems like a pretty healthy state.
20:01Neal Freyman:Too many people there. Too many people, yeah. Those smaller population, nicer weather. Is it Colorado? No. All right. I think we have to end this. Is it Washington? It's Hawaii. Hawaii. Oh, my gosh. Hawaii. But you were on the right track with Southwest Henrik, just not Southwest. Thank you. Just further Southwest. Yes. All right. Question four to Henrik? Olivia. Olivia. Olivia Dean. Oh my gosh What is the only Tripoli landlocked state? Nebraska No way No way No way It's Nebraska Absolutely hell yeah Very smart Yeah To reach a coastline From a triple landlocked area A traveler must cross At least three separate state Or national borders In any direction Let's go I'm moving to Nebraska That's crazy I'm gonna move to Nebraska I cannot believe You hate the ocean?
20:55No I just That made me happy And so now I'll have happy feelings in regards to Nebraska. But I love the ocean. Okay, Henrik, what state has the youngest median age? Thank you for your question. Okay, so let's again go through. So it's not Southwest because I think there's a lot of cool old people there, as I previously mentioned. I feel like Florida is like 90 % teens. So that is pretty high. But like 10%. I've never heard anyone think Florida. I would think Florida is like retirement. Henrik, that might be the worst. Hey, hey, let me get through my process. Trust the process. We'll leave him alone.
21:31I think it's 90 % teens, but I think the 10 % that's old are the oldest people alive. So that eliminates Florida. The Villages brings the median age of Florida to 89. Okay, get off Florida. So that's one down, 49 to go. I feel like a lot of young people are moving to Colorado, but that happened a while ago. And they're getting old every year.
21:55Neal Freyman:Kendrick, you got it. We're going to DQ soon. Ethan has a doctor's appointment coming up. I'm going to give it to North Carolina. Good process. Ethan? Okay, I feel like it has to be associated with religion, so I'm going to say Utah. Are you kidding? It's Utah. Wait, why is that religion? Oh, because babies. The Mormons. I was going to say Massachusetts for like college, like a college. That would be bad. That was good process, Ethan. Question six to Ethan. What is the closest state to Africa? I feel like this is going to be counterintuitive. Hey, take a second process. Trying to decode our question.
22:34Watching him work is incredible.
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22:39North Carolina.
22:41Neal Freyman:We were thinking Africa, South Carolina, so you're correct. No, I'm joking. It is the continent of Africa, and that is incorrect. Liv? Florida? Good guess. Incorrect. I don't want to buzz again. Henrik? No process. You got to give me one name, one name, one name. I'm just going Maine. Oh, nice. Sniped. Farthest east. Sometimes you got to get out of your own way. I love when. See, maybe get out of your process. It's clearly working. My process is the problem. Yeah, the process is the problem. All instinct. Okay. Olivia. Yes. What is the third most populous state? So the first is California, followed by Texas.
23:19What's the third? Massachusetts. Oh, Massachusetts. Henrik. I'm going to say Florida. Florida, no process. Oh, my God. No process.
23:27Neal Freyman:No process. No process. To Henrik, question eight. What state produces the most apples? California. That is a logical guess, but unfortunately incorrect. Good guess, though. Florida? Not Florida either. Apples. Go west. I don't want to, though. Oh. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. You got it. Whoa. You got it. What just happened? Washington. Yes. Wow. I just actually read your mind. Yeah. Like I looked into your. We're on a team. You're on a team. Sorry. Yeah, on a team. Ethan does not need it. It was crazy. Olivia was in there. Yeah. All right. Well, it's pretty interesting. Washington does produce 60 % of the entire apple crop of the United States.
24:11You know, because it's always fall there. It's always fall. And the University of Washington actually just produces so many varieties of apples. So they just kind of like a if you want to major in apples like there's only basically only one place you want to go. Neil, what's your favorite apple? Oh, McCoon. Okay, sorry. Easy. Or McCown. I don't know exactly how to pronounce it, but it's like M-A-C-O-U-N. I've never heard of these. You got to bring some in. What makes it? It's just like the most essence of apple. Like when I eat it, it has like this white flesh on the inside. And when it's really crispy, it is delicious.
24:45It doesn't you don't really see it a ton. But and it's not in season. Like it's not super fresh for all that long, but it is my favorite apple. It's delicious. That's a crazy name. I knew he was going to have some crazy answer. That's why I asked him. Okay. I forgot who's it through.
25:01Neal Freyman:We're last question. And this one goes to, who just answered that correctly? Olivia. What state has the most lighthouses? Is this for me? Yes, that's for you. Maine. That's what I guessed. That was wrong. Oh, I was going to guess that too. Send it to me. Send it to Henrik. Michigan. Whoa. Oh, Michigan. He's from Michigan. Michigan guy. You can't swing a cat without hitting a lighthouse in that state. Really? That's the state motto. It's because there's 3 ,288 miles of Great Lakes shoreline. So, well done, Michigan. We should have known that. Actually, I don't know if we can do a team up anymore because it got mighty close.
25:38We made a decision whether. Once we linked mines. We linked it, yeah. We linked mines.
25:43Neal Freyman:Henrik has nine now. Ethan's only at 11. Okay. And then Olivia is in, she got a slash in our column. It's five now. So do some math. I'm down three. Yeah, down three. We'll be back with more trivia after this quick break. Toby, are you okay? No, this new thing is happening where if I drink two to six beers, I don't feel good. Congrats on being officially old like me. But luckily for you, there's Z-Biotics Pre-Alcohol Probiotic. It was invented by PhD scientists to tackle rough mornings after drinking. Pre-alcohol produces an enzyme designed to break down the toxic byproduct of alcohol in your gut.
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28:33Neal Freyman:If you can't name one, you are out. Last person standing wins five points. Second place gets two. Third place gets a pat on the back. Ethan, since you are in first, why don't you leave us off? Yosemite. Yosemite. To Olivia. It has trees and grass. I know which one you're talking about. Just give me one second. I totally did not grow up in New York City. This is really easy for me. I won't lie. Prospect. Grand Canyon. Yes. Grand Canyon National Park. Computer, give me Yellowstone. Oh my gosh. Forgot about her. Computer. Download all the National Parks. Pinnacles. What's that? I wanted to save that.
29:29Oh, it's in California. Pinnacles National Park. Yeah, it's like, I wanted to save that because I can't think of another one. Correct. What about Niagara Falls? I do not think Niagara Falls is a national park. And see, that's what's wrong with our country. Well, it's not in our country. It's not, right. We split it. I know. It is kind of crazy that it's not, but also, it's our international park. What's interesting is New York does not have a single national park.
29:56Neal Freyman:Yeah. Well, that's crazy. Should we just donate it to her? Guess again, because that one was tricky. Yeah, that was a trick question on my end to you. And do you ski at this place? I'm going to say like Breckenridge National Park. Aspen National Park. Just name a really large feature in Colorado. Red Rock. No. No. All right. Sorry. But you are still in essentially with Henrik, so Mind Meld and Henrik, what you got? Send me any more that you can think of. Uh, give me, computer, give me Glacier National Park. Glacier National Park in Montana. Correct, correct. Acadia National Park. Correct. In where?
30:39Maine. Maine. Great place. Uh, computer, show me Joshua Tree. Joshua Tree. These boys are flying. These boys are flying. Um, how long do I have?
30:48Neal Freyman:Yeah. 20 minutes. 10 seconds. Take your time. Go through your process. Um, oh, Big Bend. Big Bend, yes. In Texas. I don't know if this is national or state. A regional level. Is this going to be? Okay, I'm going to save this state one and do a different guess. Is there a Rainier National Park, like in Washington? Oh, thank you. You just reminded me of one. Hi. There is Mount Rainier National Park in Washington. Well done. Nice. Olympic National Park also. Correct. Olympic is huge. Okay. This is so scary. This is like guarding Jordan in his prime. I'm going to direct you to some regions. I want us to keep going with this, so I'm going to direct you to some regions that we haven't been to yet.
31:37Utah has some very famous national parks and also some in the maybe more Appalachian area and central United States over there. Okay.
31:47Neal Freyman:You just covered 90 % of the country, right there? Oh, what's the crap? Henrik think of the pelicans the peli oh that's a great hint New Orleans National Park in Utah the Utah pelicans okay Henrik we need an answer okay I'm gonna just go with the one is Sleeping Bear Dunes a national park oh my gosh I've been to Sleeping Bear Dunes it's not that's in Michigan that is an incredible place though there's only one national park in Michigan which is Isle Royale National Park. Oh is that like off the coast of Detroit? Oh no no it's in Lake Superior right? It's way up in Lake Superior it's very hard to get to.
32:36Ethan just to win this you need to name one more. Zion? Zion National Park. Wait can you tell me is... Oh yeah. Man I had Irish Zionism in my head. Is Great Smoky Mountains one? Yes. That's the kind of one I was drinking too. I would just like to say this is the most boy episode. This is the most white man. You're not allowed. National Parks in American history.
32:58Neal Freyman:You're not allowed to enjoy nature? No, I love nature. But like this is if a dad were a trivia episode. And I'm not going to be a dad ever. Here's the thing. I don't have it in me. Everyone ignored Florida. What about Everglades? No one remember the Everglades? We ignored Florida on purpose, Toby. No one said that about ignoring Florida. Come on. All right, so Ethan gets five, and Henrik and Olivia get two, which means if Ethan was down three when we started this round, I think we have a tie. 15, 2, 1, 2. Correct. It is a tie. It's a tie ball game right now. And that's it, though, because the next part is a fan vote thing, so y 'all tied.
33:42I guess so. Give us a tiebreaker. Yeah, a tiebreaker. Tiebreaker, that's a tiebreaker. That's the least dad. Barbecue tools.
33:51Neal Freyman:We'll use the draft as a tiebreaker. Neil, explain the last thing we're doing. So we're going to move on to the listener's choice portion of the show. And it's going to be a tiebreaker for the entire thing. It's going to be a draft, not for the NBA. But today we're going to be drafting the most important components of a July 4th backyard barbecue. Because hopefully that's what we're all doing tomorrow. you're drafting a team of four and this is where we on want all the listeners to play along as well we want you to weigh in on whose backyard party you'd most want to go to this independence day youtube comments spotify comments send an email to morning brew daily at morning brew.com you will be the arbitrator of the barbecue draft and we'll announce who accrued the most votes on our instagram final wrinkle to this draft uh toby and i are playing as well and we're going to take up the last two spots so there's gonna be a snake draft which means our leader which is a tie it's all of you i guess we'll just start with henrik we'll go first sec and then we'll go to ethan and then olivia you guys hate me no oh do you want to go first olivia no okay i mean you don't necessarily want to be first because uh back to playing the snake draft is the last person in the draft gets to choose twice and then you go back uh and so we will do it like that henrik what do you taking number one overall at your July 4th barbecue so this is just like any item yeah like what what what's the element what's something that you absolutely need uh just so I'm just so my process works uh is this like family feud style where like I get the most points if this is the one that the audience said the most no you're curating the vibe you're building a team building I'm building a team of four uh give me charcoal whoa crazy that's a crazy honestly I had I had charcoal grill as potential number one pick.
35:39So it's the, but he just said charcoal. He just shows one component. Oh, so I have two picks now. Yeah. Charcoal grill, hot dogs, hamburgers. No, so charcoal, I traded Mikkel Bridges away. Now I have four picks. You meant charcoal grill, right? Or just literally charcoal. he just said charcoal. I think it's just charcoal.
36:00Neal Freyman:It's just charcoal. Give me a big bag of Kingsford. Just charcoal. All right. Ethan. Ethan? Okay, not so much. Just for the 4th of July in general, a prerequisite is water. Any body of water. Oh, body of water. Body of water. Okay. Yeah. Also staying hydrated. Okay. Olivia? A full purpose player. Give me good sunny weather. Ooh, that is very important. I mean, that's the most important. That is the most important. A cloudy 4th of July. I don't care what else you bring. It doesn't matter. Okay, Toby? Okay. Yeah, that's true. I'm going with the grill master. Someone who commandeers the grill is just the guy or girl who stands there.
36:45Neal Freyman:Thank you, Toby. Exactly. And just is the person that you know they're going to serve up juicy, delicious everything. Grill master. Okay. It's up to me. I got two picks. You get two picks, Neil. Beer. Wow. Beer fell. Beer fell in draft. I mean, is that a steal? He had some off-the-field issues for sure. Because even if you don't have a sunny day, if you have beer, it's all going to be fine. Wow. So I'm going beer, and then I'm also going good playlist. Fourth of July playlist. It's so important. It's so vague. Yeah. Good playlist? Tell me what's on it. Is it patriotic? Is it... Country music? It's classic.
37:25Neal Freyman:Here's why I'm mad you put that. Booth Springsteen. Because I had Big Booty Mix Volume 11 picked as, like, the playlist that you have to play. Okay, well, I'm not... Good playlist. All right, fine. Beer good playlist. I don't see how my team loses now with beer and a good playlist. That's like saying food. Yeah, no, that's a little. After this, can we get, we don't have to do this on air. Can I sort of learn more about what big booty playlist volume 11 is? You guys not know big booty mix? Definitely know what it is. What is that? We'll talk about it after. Toby back to you. That's like high school classic.
37:57Ethan's got an orb that he attaches to in his home after work.
38:02Neal Freyman:All right. I am saying a dog, preferably multiple dogs, preferably a golden retriever, and they have to have a bandana on as well. So a golden retriever with a bandana on. Okay. Okay. Olivia? Repetibility. Me. I'm going to say a cousin or family friend who is drunk and has no survival instincts when it comes to the fireworks. Oh, I love that. So they'll just light off anything as big. Like it's not even legal in the state, but they went. The drunk pyro cousin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ethan. Fourth of July. This doesn't even require knowledge. This is what he's stumped on. He's gotten everything right in the whole thing, and he's stumped on an opinion.
38:46He can name a national park in Guam, but not a... Yeah, I'm trying to think. There feels like a big piece missing. What do you already have? Think about your team, how you want to build the interplay between the players. Correct. Hot dogs? Yeah. How did hot dogs? Hot dogs. Henrik what are you trying to pair with charcoal with charcoal? Well, you already got fire. Let's go ice-cold watermelon Cooler full of watermelons and they're very important.
39:17Neal Freyman:It goes great charcoal dusting exactly Snake style do I have you have one? Give me hot dogs. No hot dogs are off the board. Oh, sorry hamburgers use the two okay hamburgers One's long. That's how I keep them straight Ethan god everything is like the only things I can think of are like the cringiest college answers But I'm gonna say from the perspective of celebrating in high school and college I'm gonna say like a really overly sweet disgusting like eight percent 32 ounce can of something Whether that's a four loco or like a truly lemon like a lemonade anything like that's disgusting Mike's hard on the fourth.
39:58I mean, there's nothing better. Okay. Mike's hard. So Mike's hard, just like a tall boy, Mike's hard. Yeah, sure. The paper. Wait, so what's your... Water, hot dogs. Water, hot dogs. I mean, he started strong. Yeah, that's great. Olivia? I'm going to say lawn games, like a slip and slide or a cornhole. That's different. How is slip and slide part of a lawn game? You put it on a lawn? Yeah. What do you literally mean? I had slip and slide. but I okay so would you like me to choose yeah you take long games I want slip and slide whatever
40:31Neal Freyman:whatever you can have it's not always draft I know but like that team is like other people are not too vague that's like no super vague right long games is fine it's slip and slide and cornhole part of the same category they are both on a long okay okay fair enough I'm just you took my guy that's all right yeah yeah don't be mad oh should it trade it up all right All right, I'm sorry for that outburst everyone I really wanted to slide Coming for me all right, I'm saying a ball a football a soccer ball any ball that you can toss around I like it. You just need it for the fourth of July. Okay. This is tough right now I have just have beer and a good playlist which is basically I mean I don't even need that I mean I just want to take the rest like I'm pretty already one I'm gonna go with potato salad.
41:25I think it's the best side.
41:27Neal Freyman:Okay. I mean it Wow That is I mean that's that's really think that's like a seventh round pick that I took in the third That's an undrafted free agent. Yeah. Yeah, are you kidding? I love potato. I mean obviously there's upside but mayo and the hot Sun real character issues there Okay, and then for my final pick hopefully this redeems me solid paper plates it's pretty solid gotta handle the hot dogs gotta handle the cheeseburgers gotta handle the potato salad potentially macaroni salad a lot of mayo dripping on it so you don't want to have a flimsy plate you want to have very solid high quality paper plates for your barbecue so that's a team player yeah all right so my team's done beer good playlist potato salad and solid plates I mean potato salad yeah really you know what I know the potato salad fans are going to back me up here.
42:19Neal Freyman:Yeah, it's divisive. It's divisive, for sure. All right, Toby, round out your team. I'm going sunscreen. Nothing ruins a 4th of July like too much of a tan. Yeah, but that's a tomorrow problem. Exactly, and I'm caring about you today to care about you tomorrow. Sunscreen. Olivia? Okay, wait. I have... Sunny weather, drunk pyro cousin, and lawn games. And lawn games. God, it's good. I'm gonna say those the red white and blue popsicles Good Paul got my team guys. I'm sorry. I didn't do all trivia, but I killed this Ethan Okay, I'm gonna say a general ambiance of a place where you would be camping I feel like where I mostly celebrate the 4th of July is a place where there's like pine trees and and like a creek nearby.
43:11You don't think that's going to be competing for playing time with body of water? I know. No, because the body of water is next to it. Okay. It's not somebody's house. You're just doing it in like, no. Yeah. It's mostly like, yeah, like Tahoe or something like that.
43:25Neal Freyman:I love being surrounded by buildings in New York city for 4th of July. That's true. I mean, I guess fine. Take your nature. Take your nature. All right, Henrik, fill out this team. Computer, show me friends. Oh,
43:40A lot of people forgot to have friends. I know my team is just me by myself with a good playlist. Honestly, to each their own. So we will publish this also on our social media. I'm going to read the teams out. And yeah, let us know in the comments in Spotify and YouTube, or you can email us who won because we actually have a tie game right now. So we need to know. So Henrik's team, charcoal, watermelon, hamburgers, and friends. What do you think Yahoo Fantasy would grade that draft?
44:10Neal Freyman:Charcoal went number one. Friends went last. Yeah, you made up for it. I got a great team. Charcoal, watermelon, hamburgers, and friends. Sounds like a good time to me, honestly. Ethan, you got to be next to a body of water, hot dogs, a tall boy of Mike's heart or something pretty disgusting and sweet, and the general ambiance of camping, maybe some pine trees. Come on Olivia needs sunny weather The drunk pyro cousin Lawn games and red white and blue Those firecracker popsicles Olivia's is lit Change your mouth Different colors too Oh no I don't know Before you hear my team It sounds like a team a dog would make In that context Listen to this grill master like a good grill master just takes over everything you have to think about it no charcoal no charcoal a dog preferably a golden retriever a ball and sunscreen and then my my team i feel like i started out so strong don't know what happened at the end but i'm still sticking with it beer i think you need beer good playlist potato salad and solid paper plates i mean solid Paper plates, they'd bring the squad all together.
45:31Yeah.
45:31Neal Freyman:I think you might lose it with potato salad. Should have gone chicken salad, maybe. Well, let the people decide. That's the whole point of this. Either way, I want to go to all of your parties, and we appreciate you playing with us. Hope you all have a good Fourth of July with at least some of these components. And we will see everyone back here on Monday. Have a great weekend. You want to get your backyard summer ready, but you don't want to break the bank? Wayfair gets it. Planning on dining al fresco or relaxing poolside? Wayfair has everything you need to prep your space. Shop now and save up to 70 % off during Wayfair's 4th of July clearance.
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