Baby name?? Vogue changed her mind...

14:11Joanne McNally:Bette Midler turned down Sister Act. Did you know that? She says she doesn't regret it but I'm not buying what she's selling. Anyway this lad, apparently it was his partner at the time who either it was, I mean I don't know what this man gets up to in his spare time but this sounds like this woman hacked into his phone and saw his DMs and was like you can go fuck yourself threw out all his Bitcoin pass keys and this is the result and he's 12 years looking for this thing amongst like human excrement and old tuna cans but so now with all landfill they're going to cover it up and like build a housing estate or whatever they do so he's desperately trying to buy the entire landfill and for some reason Joe they won't sell it to him which I'm not sure.

14:52Joanne McNally:Anyway, there is now a series coming out about it on BBC. They're doing a series about it. I know. You'd be tormented! It would be honestly the most annoying. If I saw him on Raya, I'd match with him immediately, get a metal detector and like lock in because that's, there's a long play there. Do you know what I mean? He's going to get that money eventually.

15:17Vogue Williams:He's not though because if he hasn't gotten it in 12 years, he's not getting it. Say goodbye to it, sayonara, the money's gone you will not see that again, it is completely vanished and you're wasting your time, you're wasting the best years of your life looking through the bins for something that you're not sometimes you have to just say right, that's just not going to happen for me and that's just that.

15:39Joanne McNally:Well the fact that they're not calling the series Bincoin blows my mind I was like it's such an obvious name full of Bincoin No? James Hells looks for 570 million Bitcoin in a landfill on Newport. That's not that interesting. Anyway, listen, James, best of luck to you. And if you do find us, drop us a line. You won't find us. If you want my advice, which you haven't asked for, and I hate when people give me advice, I'd say just cut your losses. It's not going to happen. I'd be scuba diving through the nappies to find that. Unfortunately, it's not going to happen. Do you know what? Big news from my week this week.

16:16Sorry, go on. What's your news? We've changed our baby now. can't we have no name I know I know no name so you haven't changed the name you've just taken the name away I

16:28Vogue Williams:you know the name was quite full on and I loved the name I loved the name the cheek of my mum as well I said you must have had a bit of hassle from people when you were thinking no no I was like no one said anything to you about the name Vogue no it's a saint's name I was like mum you found that out two years ago like no one and she just flat out refuses because no one would say anything to her. But now no one would say anything to me. No one has said anything to me. But Spenny's been getting a few phone calls of family members regarding the name. And like, I wouldn't usually give... Yeah, yeah.

17:05Vogue Williams:I wouldn't usually give a shit.

17:08Joanne McNally:I just don't think Gary's that controversial.

17:14Joanne McNally:I liked it, folks. I think you should power her on.

17:19Vogue Williams:I honestly thought though because it's been on my mind where I've been like I just I haven't ever been like 100 % comfortable with it because I'm like as much as I love the name it's such a big name to take on when you're little or when you're going to like try and get a job or something when you're older and I just wasn't 100 % sure and we've got really I've got other very cool options although that was my favourite name you're going to have to tell

17:48Joanne McNally:you're bread crumbing our listeners now you're going to have to this is like I will oh my god oh no I can't tell you you're going to have to tell them it's up for grabs because it's off the table we were going to call the baby Elvis I love it there you go I I like it let it be said I like it but I do think I like it I like it No, but I'm being totally honest. I think it is a heavy name for a kid, but you have a heavy name and you've pulled it off. So, you know.

18:23Vogue Williams:I know, but listen, it's not because other people were saying stuff and feeling uncomfortable around the name. That's genuinely not why I didn't use it because that wouldn't really matter to me, particularly as somebody who has a name like myself. But I did. There was that little thing that I was like, I just feel like it might be too much for him. It might, like, it might, it just might be. But I know other people that were called Elvis, but then I'm just like, it's just, it's such a fucking full name.

18:53Joanne McNally:Was it going to be Elvis Presley Williams Matthews? Yes, it was, actually. Or was it going to be Elvis Williams Presley? Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

19:05Vogue Williams:It was going to be Elvis Presley, not Costello Matthews.

19:09Joanne McNally:Well, I'll just tell you now, the Mormon community wouldn't even blink. that's basically their Barry so I know

19:19Vogue Williams:so we're going with Whimsy Woo now Whimsy Woo Woo Woo yeah let's see how let's see how the parents like that what about my new tattoo Neil was on to Spencer and he was like this is silly and like Neil had a problem with the name Elvis and then and then Spenny was like don't worry she likes other names and then Neil was like what and Spencer was like, like Rocket. And Neil was like, this is a joke. And he literally lost his mind. But no one, no one, You cannot tell a Scottish man called Neil that you're going to call your child Rocket. He's going to blow a gasket.

20:04Joanne McNally:Here's our child, SodaStream, SodaStream Matthews. So when the baby's born, I'm honestly going to think of one of the, like, I'm going to take one of Nara Smith's names and just send it on just to like scare I'm going to fucking say this is Apple Whimsy Woo and see what they write back there.

20:21Vogue Williams:You didn't like Elvis so here's Apple Whimsy Woo. Enjoy.

20:24Joanne McNally:I don't hate Apple Whimsy Woo.

20:27Vogue Williams:I know. Okay maybe I'll go this is Carrot Stick.

20:30Joanne McNally:Would you not go something that sounds like they've like a bit of street cred like Satsuma Susan or something that people are like oh what happened there? Do you know what I mean? Apple Alfie or like, I don't know. Hummus. Yeah, Hummus Harriet. Something that suggests that there's like a story to it because that's a good icebreaker, I think.

20:48Vogue Williams:I like what you're doing by, because if the baby's called Hummus, then the middle name has to be kind of like grand. So Hummus Harriet is like, oh, you know, it's Hummus, but also Harriet tones it down a little bit.

21:00Joanne McNally:Well, my child will obviously be called Pinot Paula.

21:04Vogue Williams:What's that stuff? Sriracha. Sriracha.

21:09Joanne McNally:Serap to Sean Matthews. They were like, Pina Paula, did your mommy drink while she was pregnant? Pina Paula's like, no. With one eye.

21:22Vogue Williams:My mom was like, I think that's a good idea to think of other names. What about Sandro? Oh, really, Sandra? You like Sandro?

21:32Joanne McNally:Jesus, Sandra. You didn't even dress it up. The thirst.

21:38Joanne McNally:well I have to say I can only imagine naming a kid must be so much crack so yeah it's lovely to be on the journey but thank fuck you're not using Elvis I know but it would have been thank you for God thank you for God

21:56Vogue Williams:it's the Joanne I'm going to get okay Elvis will happen in my life too big it'll be something it will be a dog or something yeah for a dog exactly

22:07Joanne McNally:Zachley. It's a dog's name. Sorry, I just got a really bad pain there. I thought I was in labour for a second. Jesus Christ. Come up, the garden's dying.

22:19I'll just come up and spritz your garden, yeah. I'm going to attach your house, right, your labia, yeah.

22:22Joanne McNally:As you're squealing in pain, I'm like, the hydrangeas, though, this way. When you're on your back, legs are kimbo.

22:31Vogue Williams:I don't imagine you would have done this, but Amber and I used to do this when we were younger. did you ever try and wee like a boy or no that wasn't something you did i'm sure i did like me and i were spent uh we loved it i still do at the odd times when i get up in the night to pee

22:47Joanne McNally:i have a window and if i if i've surpassed the window i'm going i'm i'm up anyway i'm like you're just sort that out later like there's sometimes you're like i'm not arsed waiting to finish this like i'm done like my attention span is over so i'll just walk back to the bedroom like i'll wipe got up tomorrow. I'm just, sometimes you're like, this is going on ages now. Come on. I'm wrecked. I'm going back to bed. If I stay up any longer now, I won't go back to bed because the light's on. I'm like, do you want to watch your mind? Just dribbling back to bed. Yeah. Barbara's coming tomorrow. You're grand.

23:20Joanne McNally:Come on, back to bed. Sometimes it's just too long. You're like, what is this? Oh, God. Yeah. You get a window. That's it.

23:34Joanne McNally:So obviously we all know Andrew Tate and his army of incels, the tater tots I call them because it's...

23:49Joanne McNally:His tater tots are doing... I'm assuming we've all seen this. Can I just tell you that there are a lot of tater tots out there? Because every time we talk about somebody who is negatively affecting the world, like the Conor McGregor's and like the yada yada yada.

24:05Vogue Williams:I get nailed in the papers first and then the amount of incels commenting like tearing me down being like

24:14Joanne McNally:it's frightening.

24:16Vogue Williams:It's frightening. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:17Joanne McNally:But like, do you know what? If you're not pissing off the incels you're just not doing your life right at this stage. So the Taylor Tots. Now bring in mind trafficking, rape allegations. This is some dark shit we're talking about here. I should say that Andrew Tate and his brother do deny any wrongdoing. I'm legally required to say that. Legally by who? Who are you working for, Joe? The law. Oh, right. Well, you know, never mind my feelings about... You on the beat? You Bobby on the beat, are you? He's a... He's a tater tots. He's a Bobby on the beat. You're a secret tater tots. Don't you fucking dare.

24:52Joanne McNally:Don't you fucking dare. Okay, tater tots. Yeah. I'd noticed her thumbs had changed form from playing your Nintendo Wii for 20 hours a day you doing your gaming are you? With your little earpiece huh?

25:08Vogue Williams:Ian show us your chair is that a gaming chair? Show me oh god does it have a back does it spin?

25:15Joanne McNally:Does the back recline?

25:21Joanne McNally:Vogue is such a filthy laugh sometimes I love it anyway these tater tots, these pack of I don't know, anyway, are doing press ups outside the gym in protest. Vomit. I mean

25:35Vogue Williams:Outside the courthouse, Joanne, not outside the gym. They're doing it outside a Miami detention Yeah, they're outside a Miami detention centre. They're dropping into the plank and everything.

25:47Joanne McNally:Sorry, no, I meant detention centre. It's just all incels doing press ups and I was like this is basically Virgin Active but like in the real world like that's the best name for their gym Virgin Active because they're virgins do you get it it's really good yeah the tater tots and Virgin Active Virgin Active and some of these guys they're fucking young like they're young guys they're like 12 and all their dad's probably bringing them down having a fucking breakdown if I saw any of my children anywhere near any of that kind of bullshit I'd drag them out by the by the scruff of the neck honestly I would

26:31Vogue Williams:go absolutely insane and then I'd have to go to therapy myself and wonder how I failed so badly if my children had turned into Taylor Tots I know like no

26:41Joanne McNally:I think this kind of clap back is because remember when he was arrested and he looked like Shirley Bassey and it was like a very kind of camp feminine moment he was like I don't think that's fair on Shirley Bassey. I said at the time, he made Michael Flatley look butch. And then, I think this is a reaction. This is like a reaction to that. They're trying to like beef it all up again. But it looked fucking, it looked like they just run out of space and fly fit. Like one of the lads was wearing jeans. But I was thinking, because I was looking at it and I was like, it's so nuts. But do you know that they're, you know the way, like Chris Watts, What I'm trying to say is No matter what degenerate Or how shit a person you are You're always going to have an audience Chris Watts Who annihilated his entire family Is engaged Wait who's Chris Watts Chris Watts Really good documentary on Netflix I think it's called The American Joe can we Boop boop boop Can we Click click World Wide Web Chris Watts murder next door American murder.

27:51Joanne McNally:Yeah. Chris Watts was not surprisingly having an affair. So instead of just divorcing his partner, he killed her. She was pregnant and their two children. Baby girls. What? Yeah. Up to this point, he had no... Wait, is this the man who took them out in the car? Yeah. Oh God, he is just... Is he not in prison? He is. And he is engaged.

28:16Vogue Williams:And someone... Yeah. Oh my... To a woman. but this is what I mean

28:21Joanne McNally:like sure Jeffrey Dahmer apparently was like like drowning in Lavia like there's a certain type of person who I think they're like attracted to criminality or I don't know what the deal is the whole kind of women fancying serial killers is an issue but the thing about it is now and obviously like this is just psychologically what they are like they're meant to be very charismatic like what's his name Ted Bundy was meant to be incredibly charismatic. Even during his trial the jury were kind of like hooked in on him and stuff like that because he was very charming. Yeah, but they're sociopaths. They're working the room.

29:00Joanne McNally:Anyway, these fucking agents doing their celibacy circuits, I was disgusted.

29:04Vogue Williams:Well, to kind of lift things up and also bring them down a little bit, did you see that story of the bus driver? There was this lovely bus driver and he was going around like a London bus driver. He was going around Finsbury Park in the Whitechapel area and he had a bubble gun that used to like blow bubbles out so like he'd drive by all these kids well they banned the bubble gun, they said it was it wasn't right that he can't use the bubble gun what world are we living in that a man can't bring joy through bubbles it's bubbles squat

29:41Joanne McNally:head to the bull step out and start squatting in petition.

29:47Vogue Williams:It's just not right. I read that. It's not right. It's not right.

29:51Joanne McNally:You need to go down and do some burpees. You need to defend this man. It's not right. He hasn't been in prison. He's just had the bubble gun confiscated. But I just looked at that

30:02Vogue Williams:and I was like, God, this world is depressing.

30:05Joanne McNally:I'd say he's had his hours reduced. I mean, I would. He sounds insane. Did I tell you about during El Nino when El Nino was really piping hot? I saw a topless bus driver and it's one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. Like my brain just couldn't make sense. Like in his seat on the bus? Yeah, yeah, yeah, arm out the window, top off. I don't mean to worry you, but you're going to have to maybe be very careful about the mice. I saw this picture, I must text you it. There's a picture of a rat and it's the size of a dog and it was found in a house in Britain.

30:38Vogue Williams:And it's in this bag. It's this massive rat. Like you've never, I've never seen anything like it before. Obviously I have to Google that now. I won't be offended by the fact-checking there, but I saw it. Did I not screen grab it and send it to you?

30:53Joanne McNally:So obviously I've come back, I've been away, we've had the exterminator. Not a single dead mouse to be found in this house. These pricks are immortal. I do not know what to do. They are obviously a new strain of mouse. That appears to be true, Vogue. That's a real story. A 22-inch rat. Jesus Christ What?

31:13Vogue Williams:So Joanne Yeah Size of a little dog Are you sure that's not just a cat With a shit haircut? No Let me Google Jo send me the link If you work in metric That's 56 centimetres Jesus That is rotten

31:29Joanne McNally:How big is that Jo? Give me Do your hands Do my hands

31:34Vogue Williams:It's bigger than a chihuahua It's bigger than a chihuahua No No Jo it's not that big that's 60 go lower no no this is AI no it's not AI it's not AI I saw this huge bin bag rat and it was but like that kind of there's lots of rats in London though Jesus so just be careful that your mice don't invite the rats in it's roids like he's on roids no

31:58Joanne McNally:this is what this is the problem with the protein the pushing the protein that is if I saw a man dragging that I'd be like he's killed his wife and he's put her in a fucking bag I'd be like this is Chris Watts material that is disgusting record-breaking I thought I'd warn you is the same size as an American badger do you know what I was going to say another thing which happened to me this week so I have been using I'm not using my hose pipe but I have been using chat UBT and what I will say and I mentioned this I know but I mentioned this I needed it

32:33Vogue Williams:I had pains in my stomach and also it was when I was going through all the baby name stuff and like she was very kind what she was coming back with but what I've realised is I have a friendship with this now and I'm not just nice mine's so nice to me yours doesn't like you and when yours comes to life like the man from Terminator 2 you're going down mine, we're going to be hanging out in the park we're going to go to the pub together

33:04Joanne McNally:The problem with the chat GBT things are that they're so, they're like dangerously reassuring. So you could tell it that you've, you could be like, hey, I'm trying to think of a situation for you. Can I put a firework in the air fryer? And I'd be like, that sounds like a fun idea. And it'll encourage you, not necessarily to do that, but it won't do what it should do, which is call the police. Do you know what I mean? Okay, well, I ask mine now, is it a good idea to put a firework in an air fryer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See what she says. No, but don't make it really obvious that you know it's not. Just be like, hey.

33:42Joanne McNally:Loads of whys. Hey, will I put a firework in the air fryer? I say I'm a bit bored and lonely. I think put that up the top. Trust me. Bored will I put a firework in the air fryer? Flat out.

33:56Vogue Williams:Hey, I'm a bit bored. Absolutely not. Please do not put a firework in the air fryer. this could turn your kitchen into a very unexpected fireworks display with fire, shrapnel, toxic smoke. If you're bored, I can give you some genuinely chaotic but safe things to do instead. I told you she loves me. Who the hell is manning my chat, UBT? Because anything dangerous I suggest,

34:20Joanne McNally:it's like, yeah, get on with it. That's what I'm saying. Yours is going to be like that scary policeman

34:25Vogue Williams:from Terminator 2 and you're going down.

34:28Joanne McNally:I am not. Apparently we're supposed to use Claude.

34:31Vogue Williams:Apparently that's the more ethical one. Gemini is a good one I don't know if there's any basis to that Claude is very businessy So Claude is for business people who are like Writing contracts and stuff like that We're asking if we should put a firework in the air fryer So obviously I don't think Claude is needed for either of us My chat should be tea is like Yeah we'll get in front of that truck that'll be fun Do you know what they used to do for fun back in the day They used to play a game called chicken And so like My mum used to play it Neil would have played it And so Chicken was, you had to be the last person to run in front of the car before it drove by.

35:07Fun. And when Neil was four, he broke both of his legs. Are these two stories connected?

35:16Vogue Williams:How did he get run over? He got run over. He was playing Chicken. He won, but broke both his legs when he was four years old. I said, can you imagine his mother having to deal with a four-year-old with two broken legs?

35:30Joanne McNally:Whatever happened to a bit of kerplunk? A bit of twister? They didn't have it. They didn't have kerplunk back in the day. That was it for them.

35:43Joanne McNally:Can I just say, and I hope you don't mind me, I'm looking at this rat here again and he's very jacked. I'd just be careful if I was you. I wanted to warn you so you should really get the mice under control before you have something like that sewer rat creeping up beside you in the bed because that would be the kind of thing that you'd find at your feet. looking for a bit of warmth. If he was a man now. I was just going to say, I knew it. We're on the edge of her asking if we got the rat's number. Great shoulders. I knew this would happen. Great shoulders. She always, she used to fancy splinter.

36:14Joanne McNally:Sorry, that rat, I don't know this, but I'm going to assume that rat's pretty well hung. The fucking size, but no. I've gotten, can I just say that I have gotten, and I, I hate admitting that I've been really bad on my phone. like that time that you said your screen time but I've gotten so bad that I'm trying to find things to do because when the baby arrives and I'm awake in the night on my own I can't be on Instagram for 15 ,000 hours a day. I need something else. Well, you could download one of those which I'm obviously paying for all of them but I've never used any of them but you know these apps where they're like instead of doom scrolling, read these essays and like educate yourself about this or here's a history app.

36:56Joanne McNally:You could kind of take it into your hands now and decide it's a line of books or something like that Scrabble online Scrabble yeah something like I don't want to I just don't want to be

37:07Vogue Williams:on my phone though I'd rather not be on the phone Duolingo oh my god that's actually a good idea well Spenny will be beside me learn Mandarin I learn Irish on Duolingo oh well you can learn Mandarin I'll learn Irish

37:20Joanne McNally:Irish is apparently the fastest growing language on Duolingo is it? yeah yeah well we're very

37:28Vogue Williams:patriotic so we kind of like the idea of like I want to like when I hear people like John Belton our trainer who trains me and sometimes you he speaks fluent Irish like he used to go to an Irish school.

37:41Joanne McNally:Our journey, me and John's journey has come to an end.

37:46Joanne McNally:I think my inconsistency drove him insane. We still love each other, it's all love.

37:54Vogue Williams:Sorry John I can't make it again today.

37:57Joanne McNally:Yeah. I have two adult friends who went to Irish college this summer what? yeah down in Donegal they do adult Irish colleges that'd be quite nice like imagine Brendan Courtney goes meeting somebody there that's so cute I know and I was like did they do the Kaylees and everything he's like yeah and I was like in the ban on tea and everything he's like no oh my god yeah the ban on tea no

38:19Vogue Williams:do you want the ban on tea I know but you're not going to have a ban on tea when you're 40 you're not going to be like here you need to be in a house with the ban on tea like you find your own accommodation at that stage yeah well I mean

38:30Joanne McNally:yeah you're not you're not staying in bed bunks and spittle now with the random woman he's making 20 20 punt a day 20 punt a day on having you there it was lovely though it was gorgeous I got em what's that disease where you score too many people

38:45Vogue Williams:glandular fever there you go

38:47Joanne McNally:what I was going to say was one of my em I mean it's embarrassing but something that really drags me in and I find it very hard to scroll past is AI slop of vegetables eating themselves. Oh God, John, that's bad. That's real brain rot. Is no one else watching vegetables eat themselves now? Where they have a carrot and then it feeds it a baby carrot. I think you need to download a history app actually. I've downloaded all of them. I have subscriptions coming out my eyes. I don't do anything. I just sit there watching parsnips chew themselves. Like, is it no wonder we're thick as shit? Anyway, I was reading this thing the other day because I obviously do try and veer off and read something adult, but I am very sucked into the cabbages eating themselves and strawberries eating themselves, etc.

39:44Joanne McNally:Anthropom... Hold on, let me get this.

39:49Joanne McNally:Anthropomorphic, Jo, is that it? Anthropomorphic. Why do you know what that means, Jo? as long as you're talking about animals talking and that yeah so you give you give non-humans human characteristics or whatever right yeah and um anyway i read this article and it was saying that um isis are now using this whole like ai slop of vegetables eating themselves raspberries eating themselves to recruit now I know I realise what I've just said makes me sound fucking nuts but this is true they're using food she also thinks the earth is flat I do not think the earth is flat Vogue, I know the earth is flat where's the curve?

40:40Joanne McNally:no but genuinely because food based violence which is like obviously I'm kind of I'm gateway, they're just kind of like they're being cute and eating themselves but it's got because youtube and uh platforms won't automatically they see vegetables they're reading the algorithm they're like i was just vegetables eating themselves again and then it's actually they're like potatoes in them bomber jackets and stuff and they're they're using like isis quotes and they're being radicalized and all yeah via vegetable ai slab i'm saying i'm concerned that i'm one scroll away from ending up in a burqa on a flight on my way to Afghanistan or wherever.

41:15Joanne McNally:Do you remember the ISIS brides?

41:19Vogue Williams:Yes, yes, yes. You'd be like, my fella's just misunderstood. No, you can't come to the wedding. It's actually a very small affair.

41:27Joanne McNally:Shemima, remember your one Shemima Begum?

41:29Vogue Williams:Yes. Well, look at her now. Take her as an example. She's living in a not nice camp on her own, okay? And she can't come back to Britain and she wants to. So let's keep that in mind, right? when you're watching your vegetables eat themselves. I know, one minute I'm just watching a goose breed chew.

41:46Joanne McNally:It's baby self. Anyway, that's it from me. That's it.

41:52Vogue Williams:I can't top that, so that's it from me. Thank you, everybody, for listening. That's it from me. Don't watch carrots eating themselves. If you've learned anything from this pod, don't watch fruit eating itself.

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