In short
The hosts trade stories about pregnancy-related lifestyle changes, hydration/biohacking myths, travel/airline duty-free rules, and the cultural “sea swimming” trend—especially the smugness and social-media “utter bliss” branding. They also discuss tattoos and memorable grief/social posts.
Guests
No guests are featured; it’s an extra episode with only the hosts (Vogue and Jo, plus references to friends/family like Amber, Sandra, Ashley, and Jo’s mom).
Key claims
Dehydration affects performance; “free biohacking” is sleep, water, movement; sea swimming/ice bathing is smug and uncomfortable; “utter bliss” is now ruined by an infamous Insta post; cabin crew face duty-free purchasing restrictions.
Notable examples
A sea swimmer friend nearly drowning after a dead baby seal appears; a hostile Canadian waiter throwing chicken wings; a nail appointment where the tech feeds water and chocolate lint balls; a “bliss” sunrise sea-swimmer Insta story with a deadpan “eat pray love” voice.
Written by AI. May contain mistakes. Listen to the episode to check what was said.
Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOVibration Plates and Personal Preferences
0:06 to 0:28
Discussion about vibration plates and personal likes/dislikes.
“I have never once said a bad word about it.”
Life Down Under
0:28 to 0:47
Reflections on feeling isolated while living in Australia.
“I haven't taken up the seas swimming because it would be endless.”
Struggles with Long-Distance Communication
0:47 to 1:32
Challenges of maintaining friendships from a distance.
“I'm missing, I'm, you do actually feel quite shut off down here, I will say.”
The Pressure of Sharing News
1:32 to 2:12
Talking about the burden of sharing personal news.
“Did you ever find that you're like somebody, oh my God, tell me the news.”
Pregnancy and Personal Health
2:12 to 3:06
Conversations about health, pregnancy, and personal choices.
“I assume the Daily Mail is behind all these shifts.”
Family Dynamics and Fashion
3:06 to 3:42
Discussing family interactions and fashion choices for events.
“say, have you mentioned the pregnancy yet?”
Travel and Packing for Events
3:42 to 4:50
Navigating travel logistics and preparation for events.
“And she sent me, Amber's trying to find a dress.”
Cigarettes and Pregnancy
4:50 to 5:10
Humorous take on pregnancy and the perceptions around smoking.
“I thought you were going to say cigarettes.”
Airline Stories and Cabin Crew Insights
5:10 to 6:16
Insightful and funny stories about airline experiences and cabin crew.
“I spoke to an ex-cabin crew the other day and we were chatting.”
Hydration and Health Awareness
6:16 to 8:01
Realizations about hydration and its impact on health.
“there is certain like I suppose restrictions on Cabin Crew they're not allowed to buy all the duty free stuff and I was like why?”
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Festival Experiences and Dehydration
8:01 to 9:50
Sharing a funny story about dehydration at a music festival.
The Dangers of Overhydration
9:50 to 14:01
Conversations about the risks associated with excessive water intake.
“and two bottles of water and I am rejuvenated.”
Discussion on Hydration and Kinks
14:01 to 14:44
Explore the unusual relationship between hydration and modern kinks.
“She's now married to him and they have two kids, so it was fine.”
Emails from Listeners
14:45 to 15:10
Reading and reacting to emails from listeners, including a trigger warning.
“It's just pure example of how she doesn't listen to me.”
Sea Swimming Anecdotes
15:11 to 17:09
Sharing humorous stories related to sea swimming and unusual experiences.
“I have to preface this email with an apology to Joanne if I give her the ick every time she now looks down at her leg.”
Opinions on Smug Swimmers
17:10 to 18:51
Discussing feelings about social media posts and smug sea swimmers.
“You should all be thankful that I'm not.”
Tattoo Revelations
18:52 to 20:27
Discussing personal tattoos and the significance of the word 'bliss'.
“I don't like people who think they invented the planet.”
Humorous Tattoo and Parenting Conversations
20:28 to 22:59
Lighthearted banter about tattoos, parenting, and getting tattoos with kids.
“Do you remember anyone's, do you remember any like social post from somebody that you're just like, or yourself, like do you remember any that make you think back?”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:02Vogue Williams:This is a Global Player original podcast.
0:05Joanne McNally:I'll be honest, I almost fell for the vibration plate. Oh, I... And not in a sexy way. I've fallen for it. I can't use it while pregnant. Yeah. But I'm getting it. What? I have never once said a bad word about it. I'm just saying, Vogue. Because you very smartly have never asked me about it. Watch yourself. I don't like being wet. I've never liked it. Even sexually, I'm not that proud. We should all be thankful that I'm not... I haven't taken up the seas swimming because it would be endless. I don't like people who think they invented the planet. I don't like it. It doesn't make me comfortable.
0:37Joanne McNally:I don't like it.
0:43Joanne McNally:I'm missing out a lot over here because I'm down under. I'm missing birthdays. I'm missing, I'm, you do actually feel quite shut off down here, I will say.
0:52Vogue Williams:I found that hard being down there. Like, even when I was down there at Christmas time, like, you're not on the same, no one wants to talk to you no one's really available to talk to you and when you're ready to talk they're going off to work or something and it just it doesn't that's why like you really have to make friends down there if you were to move there you couldn't just be like I'll just I'll call my mates at home like you have to make friends Yeah
1:13Joanne McNally:like I'd go to sleep texting one of the girls going any news and I'll wake up to her going no and that's like literally the contact because like unless you're going to put a call in and then of course I spiral I'm like oh my god everyone hates me, do you know? So I don't think I could stay down here long term, to be honest.
1:32Vogue Williams:There never is news, though. Did you ever find that you're like somebody, oh my God, tell me the news. And they're like, I don't have any. And then they're like, and you're really disappointed. And then they're like, what's your news? And you're like, oh, well, I actually don't have any.
1:44Joanne McNally:I think the problem is if you get precious about the quality of news, like news to me is like, oh, I'm trying a new butter this week. I don't care. You're just trying to connect with your friends. Like it doesn't have to be. I did a parachute jump off the Eiffel Tower. It can be just something like just normal day to day.
2:02Vogue Williams:I've dropped down to one coffee a day. I've now switched out my Pepsi Max. Don't drink it anymore. Now I'm on the Fanta. Zero. Huge news. Huge news.
2:12Joanne McNally:CNN.
2:13Vogue Williams:I assume the Daily Mail is behind all these shifts. Oh, they have been posted already. And also I have had to, I've reigned in the running. No more running for me. it's just fast walking I can't do it anymore
2:26Joanne McNally:you can't run now anyway because the baby will pop out
2:29Vogue Williams:well I was running I was running up until last week and then I was I knew it was going to come the day was the day was nigh and I went out for a little run walk today and even Bershie was like what the fuck is going on he kept coming back being like what's happening here
2:41Joanne McNally:well this is very Charlotte and sex in the city coded and as you know that's how I live my life Charlotte was very worried about her pregnancy but hold on have you spoken about oh yeah have you spoken about the thing the pregnancy Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now we can talk about this. Fine, okay, fine. Sorry, I didn't know, I didn't know. I'm on another planet down here. I didn't know.
3:03Vogue Williams:I thought you were going to, say, have you mentioned the pregnancy yet? I was like, yeah, do you want to say that? Well, no, no, no. After denying that you keep forgetting about it and, oh God.
3:15Joanne McNally:No, admitting, Jo, not denying, admitting that I keep forgetting about it. Yeah. But especially when you've had any sort of miscarriage or anything like that the next time you're pregnant you're so super careful and again very charlotte coded in Saxon City where she was afraid to run and the doctor was like no no no you're fine like keep running keep doing what you're doing but you've decided now
3:36Vogue Williams:no well I was running but I was like turning it to me I just it feels too it feels too heavy it's not that I'm actually classed I'm at a stage now where I kind of can relax a little bit into it but I'm kind of like I'm just I'm doing all the weights and stuff like that but like then you always even my mom's like Like, oh, oh, be careful. I'm like, mom, please don't. Don't be worried. I know. And she sent me, Amber's trying to find a dress. She's going to the Style Awards, VIP Style Awards. My sister is up for most stylish newcomer. And I hope she wins. Oh, lovely. I fucking hate when she goes to these things because I spend my entire existence finding something for her to wear.
4:14Vogue Williams:And my mom has started sending me videos of some of her clothes. And she's like, this would look great. I'm like, no, mom, I'm really sorry. But like, no offense.
4:23Joanne McNally:No Amber's not wearing a Pashmina To the VIP Style Awards No offence Sandra Like I I keep a close eye on what you're doing And I think you're very stylish But like You're It's Pashmina time For Sandra
4:34Vogue Williams:Is that bad? It's Pashmina time She'd have her in a bloody hat No I've had to drag Now my suitcase I don't need a suitcase To go back to Dublin tomorrow I don't need one Because I'm only going back for the day And I've already left an outfit But I have a suitcase Filled with stuff For Amber to try on At the Style Awards And she's given aid to me cigarettes.
4:52Joanne McNally:I thought you were going to say cigarettes.
4:55Vogue Williams:Oh, the only reason I don't buy the cigarettes on the plane now for Amber is because she's like, well, you're pregnant. It might look bad. I'm like, oh, thanks. Every other time I have to buy them. I don't smoke, by the way, everyone. If you see me buying smokes on the aircraft, it's for Amber.
5:09Joanne McNally:The aircraft? Oh, excuse me. I fly a lot.
5:13Vogue Williams:You're on an aircraft.
5:15Joanne McNally:Are you on an aircraft? I'm on an aircraft. I spoke to an ex-cabin crew the other day and we were chatting. like obviously because obviously you know I love a bit of aviation Did she tell her about my mum? I crashed investigation I didn't actually Vogue I'm sorry but I'm assuming she knows because she's a pod listener I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry That's the first thing you say my friend's mum was an air hostess That Sandra saved an entire plane with her pashmina She landed the whole thing with the pashmina because it was about to fly into the Brooklyn Bridge I assume Sandra was telling them that herself Yeah she has And Sandra threw her pashmina out in front of the cockpit and then just like protected the whole plane but that's her story to tell and I don't want to interfere in that
5:57Vogue Williams:The Pashmina's just brings me back to the scarf days when you used to have like 20 different scarves to choose from for your outfit which scarf goes at this outfit?
6:05Joanne McNally:Yeah it was very early it was early noughties coded where you'd be wearing scarves around your waist and all like it was it was a wild time Jo it was a wild time but anyway this cabin crew was telling me there is certain like I suppose restrictions on Cabin Crew they're not allowed to buy all the duty free stuff and I was like why? And she was like because we'd sell it and then she was telling the story of some woman that she knew who was quite high up in some airline and like quite high up as in like very high up and was stealing shit left right and centre booze from the yeah like the what's her name?
6:39Joanne McNally:Ryanair did you know how Ryanair got around when they asked there wasn't a pashmina left in the duty free stuff someone's a little light fingered for the lace she just texted me there and I swear I feel like she's bitching about it should I go around selling money for like the like charities on the airplanes stop
7:06Vogue Williams:stop stealing that money but what I will tell you is you're not allowed actually you would they check your yeah excuse me you have a track record for that kind of thing excuse me
7:16Joanne McNally:it was a choker box I was nine okay I think track record is a stretch. It's a track record. Still, I never stole the focal box. It was a disabled tin at 12. I think it's... I would have dreamt it in something like that.
7:30Vogue Williams:I resent the accusation. Well, what I'm saying to you is you're only allowed by 200 smokes. You're not allowed, actually, if you get stung with any more than 200 smokes, they'd take them away from you. And Gina's so weird about it. So Gina's like, Spencer, you're buying me 200 folk. So we're walking out with 600 smokes, all for Gina. would we
7:48Joanne McNally:would we would we tell people who Gina is or now that you're on your contacts buzz
7:53Vogue Williams:Gina is my auntie just trow names in
7:55Joanne McNally:just like hand grenades just trow names thank you
7:58Vogue Williams:she comes I feel like she just comes she comes on all of her holidays together and she's great crack but she absolutely loves a schmuck
8:05Joanne McNally:I have news okay I have just like literally 30 minutes ago finished my Australian and New Zealand tour
8:13Vogue Williams:oh stunning yeah I'm so very happy about that
8:17Joanne McNally:double two shows in the end more absolute ball do you remember I was saying that I was very tired from one of the shows and I didn't think it was my best work blah blah blah and I was like fucking annihilating myself Alfred etc went to get my nails done today and I was having another episode and I was like oh my god I can't I have to go home I can't I'm going to pass out I'm going to faint and the nail tech was like do you want some water and I was like yeah that'd be lovely actually and then I realised I'm dehydrated so she so I had two women doing the nails and she was feeding me water and chocolate lint balls for sugar and then I was absolutely grand and what I've realised is I was thirsty
9:01Vogue Williams:I think that you mistake like just liquids for hydration you can't the liquids that you're ingesting are not generally used for hydration they're used for dehydration and I don't I rarely see you with a bottle of water now I will be honest but that's no shade Spencer's mom drinks a bottle of water this size every day just a tiny it's like 300 mils of water that's all she drinks every day
9:27Joanne McNally:that's it do you know what folk I actually appreciate your diplomatic tone but you're absolutely dead fucking right and I didn't realise I was like I am dehydrated that's why I'm finding this so hard like I that's why I feel like I'm ringing it in from a Dignitas pod I was like I'm fucking done and dusted. And all it took was a Korean woman feeding me three lint balls and two bottles of water and I am rejuvenated.
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9:55Vogue Williams:Jesus, that must have been a fancy nail place. Lint balls.
9:58Joanne McNally:Do you know where she whipped them out? She was like, I think you need chocolate. She's like, I think you need chocolate.
10:02Vogue Williams:Just low blood sugar.
10:04Joanne McNally:Yeah. Yeah.
10:06Vogue Williams:Well, I'm going to chuck in my little bit of what's that called again when people do like look after themselves? Shade. Oh, sorry. No. What's no? What's the one? And the really big one. No, not wellness. Too much wellness. The too much wellness. Sectioning. Mental asylum. Your man, Brian Johnson. Too much biohacking. Biohacking, of course. Jesus Christ, the two of you. The video of the two of you being like, blah, blah. Biohacking. Right, the free biohacking. I'm chucking it in here. Get enough sleep. Drink enough water. Get out and move enough. All those things are free and they're the three top biohacking things that you can do.
10:45Vogue Williams:Because no one's waking up to spin their water in the morning, as I've said before. But those are the things that are doable. People do that. They spin their water and then they get up. They take about 700 vitamins and then they go and sit in front of a red light and do breathing exercises and mindfulness for hours.
11:03Joanne McNally:I'll be honest. I almost fell for the vibration plate.
11:07Vogue Williams:Oh, I fall for it. I can't use it while pregnant. But I'm getting it. What? Well I see Trini on hers non-stop And I'm like it's obviously working Would it vibrate the baby out? I think the baby yeah Like yeah I think so I don't think the baby would like it But saying that like the baby comes everywhere with me We're always well we were jogging around But we go hiking and stuff together It's a very active baby That's kind of cute
11:31Joanne McNally:Yeah that's kind of cute that it has like it's its own little Like it's a little hobbyist all of its own
11:36Vogue Williams:Before we move on it's worth saying that now that Joanne is hydrated She will be on tour in Canada
11:43Joanne McNally:Yes Jo That is so sound of you to do that Canada, Las Vegas, Denver, San Francisco, Salt Lake City blah blah blah And I will be hydrating Yeah
11:54Vogue Williams:Do you remember how much that waiter in Canada hated us for it was the strangest do you remember? So many of them hate me In this bar outside and we were in this like a sporty bar but we were just getting something really quick to eat I think I wanted chicken Oh my god yes I'll never forget he hated our guts from the moment we walked in he just thought shit bags and then obviously being Irish you're like you're desperate for people to like you like we're used to being liked and so we're like trying to make him like us and like he just hated us
12:30Joanne McNally:I think we made the heinous mistake of saying can we sit there instead of the seat that he wanted us to sit in and then he was like here are these two fucking c*****s and then that was the end of it. And then he basically just threw chicken wings at us. It was proper hostile. It was wild.
12:47Vogue Williams:It was an empty restaurant as well. It was wild. I remember dying of thirst in there and he hadn't brought my Coke Zero and I was like I'll just fade away and die. I'll wither. There's no way I'm asking him to give me that.
13:00Joanne McNally:Not a hope.
13:06Joanne McNally:The electrolytes. That's what we need. I will never perform again without six barrels of electrolytes in me. I had no idea that hydration or dehydration was affecting my performance. I'm mortified. I'm like a child who doesn't understand when it's hungry.
13:21Vogue Williams:Now that you don't have the Baraka tube on stage, you forget about it and you're just like, I forget that I need to take the rehydration tablets. Do you know what happened to my friend? My friend Ashley went to Oxygen. Remember when Oxygen was a music festival? She went to a music festival for four days and she drank absolutely nothing, nothing but alcohol and Coke. So when she would wake up, she was just drinking like cans of Coke because she was really hungover, trying to like feel better. And she ended up getting, I'll never forget, all these scabs all over her face because she was so dehydrated and she'd only just met her fella.
14:03Vogue Williams:She's now married to him and they have two kids, so it was fine. But like she literally, she was like, I just drank no water for four days, but only survived.
14:12Joanne McNally:I think she's really unlucky in that regard, because I think there is a kind of a kink or fetish around hydration at the moment, where it's like there's people going around with like car sized water bottles who are like pummeling their system with water. and actually as we have discussed before there was a girl in somewhere in the world that I saw on some platform who drank so much water she drowned so yeah
14:39Vogue Williams:that sounds like the story of the girl who took an ecstasy pill and then drank so much water that she drowned and I don't know if that was true no no no you told the story
14:48Joanne McNally:about the girl who took the weird pill and then she
14:51Vogue Williams:peeled herself like an orange
14:53Joanne McNally:that was a different person
14:54Vogue Williams:would you like an email Joanne McNally not really oh utter bliss Yes.
15:00Joanne McNally:This sounds up your street.
15:01Vogue Williams:She's going anyway.
15:02Joanne McNally:She doesn't even listen to me.
15:04Vogue Williams:It's just pure example of how she doesn't listen to me. But I decided against it.
15:08Joanne McNally:Yeah, fine.
15:09Vogue Williams:And shut my ears. Hi Vogue, Joanne and Jo. I have to preface this email with an apology to Joanne if I give her the ick every time she now looks down at her leg. But I couldn't not write in when I saw the sheer size of it and thought I'd share my experience of the word bliss. Okay. Trigger warning. Once heard, it can't be taken back and the ick may be palpable. Do you want to keep reading, Joanne?
15:33Joanne McNally:Well, you haven't given me another option of an email. This seems to be the only one that usually I'm offered one of two. And this week, this seems to be the only one on offer. Can I be honest?
15:41Vogue Williams:Can I be honest? Jo obviously hasn't done his job properly because I would never come to you with one email. I wouldn't do that to you. I heard you imply that I would. This one felt quite important. So I really bumped it to the top of the inbox. Speak on, Vogue. Speak on. You just chose for us. Okay. Speak on. I was going through a little rough patch with my now ex a few years ago. Still friends, and I may have warned him in advance that I was going to do this. So hi, SP, if you're listening. On a break during COVID, he, along with the rest of the Dublin population, decided that he was now a sea swimmer.
16:14Vogue Williams:Not only a sea swimmer. Oh, God. I know, I know. Now, I have to say, I see them in Hoth, and I think to myself, maybe one day. But my friend, again, Ashley, Ashley with the no water my friend Ashley was swimming in the sea she thought she'd do sea swimming and up popped a dead baby seal and then she shits herself of seals and then she was scared the mom seal was going to think that she had killed the baby seal which she had not and she was like she said she was nearly drowned and trying to get back to shore before the mom seal
16:49Joanne McNally:came along and got her I think Ashley is either cursed or on mushrooms and hallucinating massively who gets oral herpes from drinking cola like I have friends we're not herpes that's what you said
17:05Vogue Williams:probably need to say allegedly now in case Ashley sues us no I did not say herpes I said scabs
17:11Joanne McNally:around her face what do you think that is
17:13Vogue Williams:that's herpes dry she doesn't she doesn't even get cold so where's that girl
17:18Joanne McNally:she's got fucking something she's got something
17:23Vogue Williams:okay okay Okay, but the kind that video themselves diving in and posting to social media to present as a holier than thou, dry robe wearing elitist. The smug swimmers. The smug swimmers. The smuggly swimmers, yeah. You should all be thankful that I'm not. I haven't taken up the sea swimming because it would be endless.
17:43Joanne McNally:I know I am kind of jealous, but I know that is because it is like, it's like ice bathers or people who, you know, get up in the morning. They're just very smuggly.
17:52Vogue Williams:I think ice bathers, I told you, I gave that up. I am a morning person though.
17:59Joanne McNally:I've always wanted to be dry, even as a child, Vogue. When I was a baby or a young child, my mum would run the bath and then she would leave me in there to give me some sense of independence and assume that I would wet myself and wash myself. And I would not. And I would sit there and I would take my hands and feet and wet them and then pat them across the carpet but so would look like I'd wetted myself or washed myself. And I wouldn't. I've always wanted to be dry.
18:28Vogue Williams:Oh, I quite enjoy that experience. I don't like being wet.
18:30Joanne McNally:I've never liked it. Even sexually, I'm not that pro.
18:37Joanne McNally:If I can fit in a dry ride, I will.
18:44Vogue Williams:A dry ride instead of a wet ride.
18:47Joanne McNally:The drier the better In my opinion I've always been like that I like to be dry
18:52Vogue Williams:Okay You would think This image of a man Going to the effort Of balancing his iPhone At Vico baths Between a mossy rock Leftover cans And his Adidas sliders Would be bad enough But no On this sunny morning We're talking sunrise 6am After posting a video Of himself diving in Cue next insta story Pans across the sun Coming up over Kalani Beach only to then flip the camera to himself, bare-chestered, seawater dripping from his nose, hair still wet, to look deadpan into the camera and in his best eat, pray, love voice say utter bliss.
19:31Joanne McNally:No, no, not for me. Not for me. Not for me. No. I don't like people who think they invented the planet. I don't like it. It doesn't make me comfortable. I don't like it.
19:42Vogue Williams:It's just the saying, utter bliss. No, it's just that for me is I don't mind him swimming and having fun swimming. That's fine. Hold on.
19:50Joanne McNally:I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Is this woman trying to throw me under the same pashmina as this lad because he used the term bliss? She's just saying that you're not going to like the tattoo anymore bliss because this fella has ruined the word. It's going to have to take a lot more than that to turn me off it because it is a full-blown tattoo. So if I was, you know, if I was upset by that, I'd have it lasered off tomorrow. I'm going to have to power through with this one now.
20:17Vogue Williams:The two words have never been able to come out of my mouth since without giving me a shiver up my spine and an inverted vagina. But here we are. It's been four years since the famous Insta post. I'm thinking about it. Still sensitive. Do you remember anyone's, do you remember any like social post from somebody that you're just like, or yourself, like do you remember any that make you think back? Or you remember beep beep. Mine is mine is from Amber when my dad died, right? So she wrote on Facebook. She was obviously, we were deranged for like a week because he died. So we just got pissed the whole time.
20:55So she wrote a poem
20:58Vogue Williams:and it was, today is today, tomorrow is tomorrow, but that would mildly mask my tears. Love you always, dad. And the likes went up and up and up until I saw it. And I was like, Amber, you fucking loser. get this down what's deranged that's grief shaming that's yeah
21:23Joanne McNally:sometimes when a parent dies you're like if I can't get a bit of attention now when can I get it do you know what I mean everyone's been a bit guilty of that just a flag Bliss is permanently tattooed on my leg so unless Andrew Tate gets Bliss tattooed on his neck can I just ask I won't be turned off this I love it what's next what's next your face on my chest
21:52Vogue Williams:I'd love that I really would and Vogue's
21:54Joanne McNally:and Jo's hair on my back
21:59Vogue Williams:that will look great you should put the tuft at the end of your back I thought so
22:04Joanne McNally:I thought I might put your face on my back and then Jo's hair as your beard on my ass crack how about that
22:10Vogue Williams:I think that actually sounds really attractive. Doesn't it?
22:13Joanne McNally:Yeah.
22:14Vogue Williams:It's got art. It's got art. If you're coming home, if you're coming home in May and June, when you know that it's time to meet the boys in Battersea Park or Clapham, those tattoos are the way to go forward.
22:26Joanne McNally:Folk, you need to watch yourself because the second one of your kids comes to me, and they will, saying they want a tattoo, and they will, you better watch yourself or I will drag them down to tattoo Tony's in a fucking snap.
22:43Vogue Williams:They'll just always be going around your gaff. Think about it. And I'll be like, why do they keep going around your gaff?
22:48Joanne McNally:With a euphoria beat. Do you remember euphoria, Jo? Do you remember the heartbeat that euphoria had? Otto will come back with an Asian symbol on his back. Just watch yourself, Og. Just watch yourself.
22:59Vogue Williams:I'll find ways of getting you back, okay?
23:01Joanne McNally:Just watch yourself. A Chinese dragon on his chest. Just watch yourself.
23:04Vogue Williams:I'll take it to the grave if you regret that. You will regret that. Just watch yourself. Do you want to be really careful?
23:11Joanne McNally:Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, Denver, San Francisco, Vancouver, Toronto. Toronto, yeah.
23:19Vogue Williams:Goodbye. For two weeks, we shall miss, we shall miss you. But we won't miss each other because we'll, well, Jo, I'll probably see you. I'll bump into you, but Joanna, we'll see you. No, I'll see you.
23:30Joanne McNally:Oh yeah, fine, fine, fine. Yeah.
23:32Vogue Williams:We'll miss the listeners as well because we do like your stories.
23:35Joanne McNally:We enjoy them. We like our job. Thank you. That's the reality of it. yeah thank god touch wood do you know what you want do you know what I was going to say
23:41Vogue Williams:we're like round and keep the job is utter bliss
23:44Joanne McNally:okay that's enough of that now it's on the leg there's nothing I can do about it
23:50Vogue Williams:we won't speak of it again
23:52Joanne McNally:I don't I don't need this shit
23:55Vogue Williams:I don't think she's slagging off your tattoo no she's not
23:58Joanne McNally:but I'm saying Vogue honestly once your kids hit 12 I'm going to be a huge hit for them hang on hold on
24:07Vogue Williams:what have I done wrong here? I sent you a nice message about your tattoo the other day. I have never once said a bad word about it.
24:14Joanne McNally:I'm just saying about which you very smartly
24:15Vogue Williams:have never asked for your face.
24:17Joanne McNally:Watch yourself. Watch yourself. Or Gigi will have a live, laugh, love on her back by the time she's 18. Okay?
24:25Vogue Williams:I'm going to, when I go walking Bertie, when I go walking Bertie, I'm going to let him shit in your garden every time. I'm going to get him to treat that garden like it's the only place to shit. Okay? Great. He's a king. He's looking forward to it.
24:40Joanne McNally:I'd rather that than your husband.
24:48Vogue Williams:This has been a Global Player original production.
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They call it going on a break, but the fact is that you only need to wait until Friday 22nd of May for Vogue & Joanne to return... It's never long. In this last instalment until then, the reason why cabin crew can't buy the cigarettes onboard, Joanne's aversion to water in all forms and a story that might mean Vogue's friend is about to sue.
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