In short
Bonus “Culture Corner” episode where Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally banter about Glastonbury ticket drama (possible online scam), celebrity/TV chatter (Jason Segel), smoking and grudges, cloning/sex-selection ethics, and a personal Christmas Eve Mass story involving a priest “blessing” a child’s tongue.
Guests/backgrounds
No external guests. Hosts are Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally (Global Player podcast co-hosts).
Key claims
Glastonbury ticket may be missing/scammed; grudges show “grit” (rejecting a claim that long grudges correlate with mental illness); cloning would require embryo-to-uterus and raising the cloned person; sex selection is possible in the US; a priest shushing the host is “iconic.”
Notable examples
Fran Leibowitz; Nigella Lawson swimsuits; Dolly the sheep (cloning reference); “I Love You, Man” era Jason Segel; Christmas Eve Mass tongue blessing; Glastonbury in a fluorescent “space jumpsuit.”
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOYouTube Launch Discussion
0:45 to 2:00
Discussion about the upcoming YouTube launch of their podcast.
“because it's really going to upset people.”
Glam Squad Jokes
2:00 to 4:00
Lighthearted banter about the challenges of maintaining glam for the show.
“But I think it was the corner shop guy deciding to sell individual fags to kids.”
Culture Corner: Fran Leibowitz
4:00 to 6:00
Joanne talks about her excitement to see Fran Leibowitz and her smoking habits.
“And I was like, well, well, well that's a sobering read.”
Holding Grudges and Mental Health
6:00 to 8:00
Discussion on the concept of holding grudges and its relation to mental health.
“But he hasn't really, well, maybe he's done loads of stuff and I just haven't noticed.”
The Art of Connection
8:00 to 10:00
Exploration of personal connections and rapport with service workers.
“Also, I think the listeners should know that today is, this episode is finally Vogue's dream come true.”
Glastonbury Ticket Woes
10:00 to 12:00
Vogue shares her struggles with acquiring a Glastonbury ticket.
“it's not gonna really work and I was originally, I was like, I said to Ross, my friend who kind of sorted it, I said, I said, Ross, I'm not worried, I'm not worried.”
Fashion After Amsterdam
12:00 to 14:00
Discussion on fashion choices after a trip to Amsterdam and the challenges of returning items.
“Juara left my house one day and she's like, I'm going for breakfast at my favourite spot.”
Outfits and Festival Plans
14:01 to 14:56
The hosts discuss a failed ticket purchase and festival attire.
“That's what you look like in one of those things.”
The Cloning Debate
14:57 to 16:40
The hosts humorously contemplate the ethics and logistics of cloning.
“of an online scam do you think you're going to go?”
Baby Girls and Parenting
16:41 to 19:15
Discussion on gender selection and the joys of parenting girls.
“Okay, you actually start the process from an embryo which needs to be implanted into a uterus.”
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A Church Mishap
19:16 to 22:40
A humorous story about a Christmas Eve Mass incident involving a priest.
“One of them on International Women's Day as well.”
On Break and Upcoming Plans
22:41 to 24:16
The hosts wrap up the episode, teasing future events and interactions.
“Having someone touch my tongue with their dirty fingers.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:01Vogue Williams:This is a Global Player original podcast.
0:10Vogue Williams:Hello and welcome everyone to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosts and Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally.
0:25Vogue Williams:When the podcast comes back in a couple of weeks' time, everybody that listens to it will also be able to watch it, full episodes, on YouTube. What about that? What? Yeah. No, don't. No one tell me that. Don't. We told you last week. No, you didn't. That's why it's important that your microphone's the right way up, because it's really going to upset people.
0:48Joanne McNally:I'm going live on the internet. Yeah, you are, mate. Yeah? For whack. I assume we have a full glam squad team. Oh, you wait until they turn up, mate.
0:57Vogue Williams:That will last one record for us, Joanne, and then we'll be like, no, can't be arsed.
1:01Joanne McNally:Yeah, I'm like, this means I have to stay on top of my roots and my nails. I don't know about this. I don't know about this. Ever since I went brain, keeping up with the roots is a full-time gig, and I'm exhausted already.
1:15Vogue Williams:just start podding in the dark again that really works that time that you did it so I just reckon just pod in the dark
1:21Joanne McNally:so if we're in studio can we just light one side of the studio and keep me in behind some sort of cloth curtain situation no we've done the witness protection thing before it's been done we're not doing it again I'd like my eyes pixelated out Jo I'm entitled to my privacy as well
1:37Vogue Williams:Joanne's after picking up one of Nigella Lawson's swimsuits so she's just going to start wearing that in the record how would she have that kind of
1:45Joanne McNally:I don't know what the official term is yeah yeah yeah the whole down covered everything well I might be no I'll get one of the kneecaps balaclavas made that's what I'll get a Codamante balaclava
2:00Joanne McNally:I book tickets to go and see now that we're continuing with Culture Corner Pocket whatever we said I book tickets to go and see Fran Leibowitz but she I was I'm a fan of hers firstly she chain smokes which I always think it's kind of iconic in people because I mean it is basically self destruction yeah it's kind of yeah it's just something I'm healthy I still think on older people it's kind of cool but smoking's very dreadful and don't do it Jo we're not we're not a child we're not this isn't Peppa Pig hey you don't know who's listening
2:34Vogue Williams:they might be influenced by what you say imagine that
2:37Joanne McNally:that is true I know that some mothers do have a son in the background and some kids are generally like absorbing shit
2:43Vogue Williams:they shouldn't start on marble gold because they're lighter don't hit the Benson and Hedges first don't make my mistake
2:53Joanne McNally:and hit the Benson Hedges first it's just not worth it and stay away from the Johnny Blue and the Carols they'll really fuck you if you want a long smoking life start slow and you can't buy
3:06Vogue Williams:10 packs anymore whereas in our day that's what we lived on 10 packs there was a time
3:11Joanne McNally:you could buy individual cigarettes You go in and go one, you buy one fag. Really? I don't know about that. Yeah, you buy one fag and a Mr. Freeze. Yeah, a corner shop. Yeah. Really? But I think it was the corner shop guy deciding to sell individual fags to kids. Ah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, this kid won't have, they can't handle a whole pack, but I've still got to pay my bills. So I'll sell them individual fags and flumps. Annie Leibovitz, please. Annie Leibovitz. Yeah. He was a big fan of holding grudges, which I also think is quite admirable on this day and age when we're, you know, it's not the dumb thing to admit that you hold a grudge, but I read an article recently the longer you held a grudge the more mentally ill you are.
3:56Joanne McNally:There was like, there's a direct correlation between the longer you held a grudge the more mentally unwell you are. And I was like, well, well, well that's a sobering read.
4:07Vogue Williams:We should probably check ourselves somewhere immediately. We should be sections. All three. I actually, I'll tell you what I think about that. I think that's a load of horse shit. I think if you hold a grudge, I think that it shows real grit and determination. And I think... You're dead right. Yeah. You're really delving deep and the longer the grudge, the better. And I just think, what a fantastic person. It's one of the things I like most about you.
4:32Joanne McNally:It's commitment. It's commitment. That's why men don't do it as well because they struggle with commitment, Jo. That's why you don't hold grudge as well because you're a whore. ultimately that's why we are loyal to our grudges
4:46Vogue Williams:yeah yeah Peter you're a whore what's that movie what's that movie I love you man Peter you're a whore
4:53Joanne McNally:it sounds kind of Will Farrell-y vibes it's a Will Farrell-y
4:57Vogue Williams:it's your man the guy he actually has a massive penis what's his name he flashed it forgetting Sarah Marshall god what's his name kind of hot guy yeah hold on hold on And he's been in all the best movies. Not the main. Jason Seagal. Jason Seagal. Yeah. Oh, I could not. Seagal. Seagal. You couldn't picture him. I love him.
5:22Joanne McNally:I couldn't pick him out of a line up now.
5:24Vogue Williams:He's pretty hot. I think he's pretty hot, but I think everyone who's tall is hot. Anyone who's tall, sorry. He's very tall.
5:30Joanne McNally:You are a walking wide arm. We need to get you spayed.
5:34Vogue Williams:I'm not. I just, I just, I just, I think that it's nice when people are good looking. well yes it is
5:43Joanne McNally:it's you know you know where they watch a lot of true crime and this is a terrible thing to admit my boyfriend pulling up in his Harley did you hear that
5:54Joanne McNally:can't stay on long guys I'm gonna promise oh you are like what was that dog we said you looked like Afghan hound thank you so much you're like an Afghan hound on heat that's what you're like
6:05Vogue Williams:I don't wanna do anything go look at him
6:07Joanne McNally:now you're gonna agree with me I'm going to take you to the vet and get you fixed
6:11Vogue Williams:oh dear I think your boyfriend had an accident uh oh
6:13Joanne McNally:he's after coming off the bike guys I gotta go gotta go and resuscitate him guys gotta go running onto the street with my defibrillator not again Darren don't bother this is your way out leave him to it yeah it's like I wasn't into the commitment anyway I'll just let him bleed out in the street Jason Siegel yeah yeah that's exactly who I thought you were talking about and I say this out of love for Jason because I now that I see his face I realise I am a fan yeah he kind of he's quite sexy there yeah he's looking well but he does play kind of dumb
6:54shut up Darren
6:57Joanne McNally:it's all about him such a nurse that really helped it's actually gotten worse I'll ring him later make sure his organs go to a good hand Jason Segel he does he plays kind of silly characters he kind of plays a bit dumb no?
7:18Vogue Williams:he does yeah
7:19Joanne McNally:a bit like
7:20Vogue Williams:a bit like a teenage girl hanging around with a teenage boy and you're like I don't know
7:25Joanne McNally:yeah he's not you know so some actors who are so famous but you'd never know their names it must be really frustrating for them
7:34Vogue Williams:well we kind of did I did know his name. But he hasn't really, well, maybe he's done loads of stuff and I just haven't noticed. But he was really in that era of like, of I love you, Sarah Marshall. I love you, man. And you know, your man who's in everything. What's his name? God, again, I forgot his name. He's in everything. He's in everything.
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7:53Joanne McNally:I didn't know you were such a big Jason Segel fan, Vogue. Anyone told me. Why just go and ride him? You're obsessed with him. Okay, maybe I will. Also, I think the listeners should know that today is, this episode is finally Vogue's dream come true. It is our break. Vogue has been pawing herself with anticipation about the fact she's not going to see myself and Jo for two weeks and has been bringing it up on the podcast every week for the last month about the fact that we're almost on a break and how thrilled she is and how everyone needs a break from each other and me and Jo just sit there clueless like watching
8:24Vogue Williams:I need a break from, I need a break from life. I'm going to, I need to, like I am counting down the days until I'm going away on holidays because it's feeling pretty full on at the moment. I'm like, oh. So that's what I mean. But you guys are like one of my favourite joys of the week, podcasting, where I can sit in my gaff and I just came in from the kitchen after having a salmon bowl and then I came in here and look at you. You two are just sitting there. My friends are here. Whereas tomorrow I have to travel to Cornwall.
8:55Joanne McNally:Yeah, and do actual work outside of the home. I know. I couldn't leave my house all day today for reasons I will explain now, but I was you to train with Olivia and I was like you're going to have to come to the flat and we had to do some squats in the hall and then I got her to move some of the furniture around because my god that woman is jacked you know I got this big Italian coffee table thing delivered for this interior show I'm doing and the two lads who delivered it in were when I say sweating when they were coming up the stairs like it's bigger than I thought it was going to be the usual and they were like you'll never they were like god good luck anyone moving that again and I said to Olivia Olivia came in and I was like would you mind I said you're never going to move and I turned around she didn't even need my help and she had it pushed into the corner on her fucking baby finger yeah she moved it with her toe like she is fair play she is wall to wall muscle it is insane the reason I had to stay in all day was because I'm due to go to Glastonbury tomorrow morning at 11am my ticket was due to arrive yesterday at 9am
9:54Vogue Williams:my ticket
9:55Joanne McNally:there is no ticket that's just not gonna really work it's not gonna really work and I was originally, I was like, I said to Ross, my friend who kind of sorted it, I said, I said, Ross, I'm not worried, I'm not worried. He goes, well, you do kind of need one to get in. Yeah. It's like getting into court knocks,
10:13Vogue Williams:you ain't getting in. You can't. So hang on a second. It was meant to be delivered yesterday morning at 9am, but it's delivered in an envelope. Did they not? They obviously didn't do registered post, nothing like that.
10:22Joanne McNally:Nothing registered post. I think, I think this is, I think I've been smacked. I think this is, I think I've been scammed.
10:30Vogue Williams:No, you couldn't, no,
10:32Joanne McNally:No, because if it was one of Ross's friends, it couldn't be. Because where's his ticket? He's not one of Ross's friends. He's a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of an uncle's friend's, cousin's wife's marriage's husband's affair.
10:45Vogue Williams:How much did you have to pay for that?
10:47Joanne McNally:It was expensive. It's spicy. It's spenny, as the Brits would say. Yeah. So I'm, you know, I'm a good chunk of cash down. And do you know what I said, Joanne? you know, you're just, you know, you're, you've got your health.
11:05Vogue Williams:You've got your health.
11:07Joanne McNally:That's all you need.
11:08Vogue Williams:If you looked on the bright side of things, you would say to yourself, your favourite thing about Glastonbury would be to sit in your apartment and watch Glastonbury and just have a few drinks on your own and go to your own bed.
11:21Joanne McNally:You greatly underestimate my appetite for adventure. Sorry, I'm sorry. I've just been living on a barge on my own
11:31Vogue Williams:I'm practically bare grills How many restaurants did you visit in Amsterdam? Did you just go to the same one like South Africa where you only had one restaurant where you went for your lunch and dinner?
11:43Joanne McNally:Sorry, what is wrong with connecting having a rapport with the waitress? There's nothing wrong with a bit of rapport, Vogue I've no children, okay? I've no husband If I get any sense of connection during the day from anyone, I will return to that spot day after day after day. Just the one then.
12:01Vogue Williams:Juara left my house one day and she's like, I'm going for breakfast at my favourite spot. And I walked by her and I was like, this is where you've been coming. You didn't even stop.
12:13Joanne McNally:You just sped past on your scooter and laughed in my face and kept going. I think even Theodore laughed at me. I was sitting outside the greasy spoon in Battersea. I love it. They do a great scrambled egg and I know what I'm getting.
12:25Vogue Williams:they just throw a few spinaches on top it's not even cooked spinach it's just a couple
12:29Joanne McNally:like three spinach leaves raw spinach is on the top yeah and yeah and I have a great rapport with the waitress we've got a vibe so I you know and also she's not over the top with me like we're not like it's clear we're connected in a way but she doesn't we don't have to admit it do you know what I mean we just kind of privately know anyway the point is I'm after giving a chunk of cash for Stranger on the internet again and there is I have nothing to show for it
12:54Vogue Williams:once more. This episode's out next Wednesday so by then, by now we'll know whether you went or not. We'll know. This is exciting, isn't it? Isn't it? We're looking into the future almost. How exciting. I'm going to say you will.
13:08Joanne McNally:You'll figure it away. You'll figure it away. Well, yeah, I'm not, I'm, yeah, hopefully, hopefully. I mean, I do, you know, I've made some arrangements down there.
13:17Vogue Williams:Have you now?
13:19Joanne McNally:Yeah. Yeah, I've made arrangements. I've got meetings. and you know I'm meeting friends and
13:27Vogue Williams:I will be a horror Charlie XCX if you don't go to Glastonbury that's my week's ruined like if you don't find that stupid ticket my week is ruined
13:38Joanne McNally:it's ruined well your man is he's kind of like oh yeah it's on the way and all and I was like is it yeah dude I'm leaving tomorrow it's not on the way am I packing my silver space jumpsuit or not like what's happening am I shaving my legs or not I don't want to start grooming like here's me sitting with my acid house bucket hat like a loser and also the money that I spent on the ticket I mean the amount of money I spent under the influence in Amsterdam on those ridiculous outfits that I couldn't return because apparently punk rave shops don't open at 9am on a Monday so I'd no way I'd no way of returning them so now I just
14:16Vogue Williams:own them all I mean you kind of look like, have you ever seen the music video Starlight. That's what you look like in one of those things. Do you know what? Go down to Covent Garden for the weekend and stand on a box. It's very...
14:34Joanne McNally:We're playing the sound bells down in Covent Garden. It's very middle-aged woman drinks bottle of white wine and goes to music festival. That's very much... It's very coded in that way. That's the truth. So, you know, you've got to lean into your true authentic self. but yeah so I'm crossing my fingers and toes for this ticket but I do I think in my heart of hearts I know I am the victim of an online scam
14:58Vogue Williams:do you think you're going to go?
15:01Joanne McNally:no not having a ticket it's kind of going to put a dampener on things
15:05Vogue Williams:no having a ticket is probably not great and like if that includes your teepee I mean
15:11Joanne McNally:I know
15:11Vogue Williams:Ross is like come anyway
15:13Joanne McNally:and I was like Ross I'm not going to go down and scale the wall I'm 42 I'm sitting in a tent and I'm wearing full fluorescent I'd never get away with it. What I should have done if I'd known there was an issue with the ticket is I would have gone down and buried myself on the land before they built the set and then just tunneled up into hospitality, into the artist area like Wednesday 5pm.
15:36Vogue Williams:Go down in your space seat and your hat and just walk by security and be like, I lost my ticket and they'll feel sorry for you and they'll let you in. They'll be like, she's made the most effort out of anyone we have to let her in.
15:47Joanne McNally:No, they'll be like, Jesus, Jamiroquai looks mental. Let him in.
15:51Vogue Williams:Yeah, I'll just flash a lanyard. Joanne's taking this absolute winter suit to 30 degree heat in the middle of Somerset. Good luck, my friend.
16:02Joanne McNally:They'll be like, Joanne, that's a lanyard for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Get the fuck out of the queue. What? What are you talking about? I'm performing.
16:20Vogue Williams:Hey girls and Jo Had to input about cloning Because the thought of Joanne cloning her mother Is hilarious When you're cloning something Which they don't ethically do really You actually start the process from an embryo Which needs Hold on a second
16:34Joanne McNally:How did Dolly Or if they don't do it Where the fuck did Dolly the sheep come from? Well I think that
16:39Vogue Williams:Yeah I think that ethically They can't just start cloning loads of people
16:44Joanne McNally:Oh I see what you mean Sorry yeah yeah fine I mean I just I personally think we should
16:49Vogue Williams:yeah but I think we should clown the good ones like I get that we don't want to clown everyone we're not asking to clown everyone we certainly don't want to clown everyone but like the good ones we should are we going back
16:59Joanne McNally:to Jason Segel again or are we going to talk about clowning Jason Segel
17:04Vogue Williams:I don't know if he's clownable to be honest with you I mean it has to be the really
17:08Joanne McNally:it has to be the really high enders like is he getting to be clowned he's the size of three kids in a raincoat he looks like do you know when three kids used to stack themselves up on a raincoat and one little head would pop out the top.
17:20Vogue Williams:Okay, you actually start the process from an embryo which needs to be implanted into a uterus. So Joanne cloning Pat would mean birthing her and raising her. Yeah, you'd have to do that, yeah.
17:33Joanne McNally:I would think you could do that. You would birth Pat. No, no, no, no. Oh, I'd birth her, but she'd be on her own then. She'd be sent to live with me. Go on, baby Pat. Yeah. Pause, pause, pause, You're here now. come back to me when you're older than me again you can be my mother again I'm not engaging with you as a child
17:51Vogue Williams:speaking of ethics like you know the way some people in America you can go and choose the gender of your baby and you can't you can't actually do it over here but I know somebody who had three boys and really wanted a girl and went and did it in America and got a girl oh listen
18:09Joanne McNally:you know you know that I have a secret plan for myself that is the opposite of secret because I've I tell everyone about it all the time and I've talked about it on the podcast. So I just, I have a loose relationship with secrets. But my plan would be to go to the States and get a little... It's 40 grand. Get a girl in a tube. Get a little baby girl in a tube.
18:30Vogue Williams:40 grand though? 40 grand?
18:32Joanne McNally:I'll sell Pats of Oregon's. If I decide not to... Sell half your Adidas collection. Yeah, yeah. I'll make it work. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I'll forfeit the house. I'd love a little baby girl and then you know you're getting a little baby girl you know yeah I know I know I just
18:52Vogue Williams:every child's a blessing but yeah I remember when we were told first of all that Gigi was a boy we were like and then we found out from the test it was actually a girl and you've never seen so excited and she is
19:08Joanne McNally:she is all girl she is the most girly girl girl Jo look at you the absolute audacity you birthed in two girls. You did nothing. One of them on
19:18Vogue Williams:International Women's Day as well. Oh, don't worry. Yeah, look at you there. Well done. All right, feminina. Yeah. I'm the best thing to happen to feminism
19:28Joanne McNally:since I don't know. You don't deserve two girls. You did nothing. You did nothing, Jo.
19:33Vogue Williams:You're absolutely right. No, you're right.
19:34Joanne McNally:You did nothing. I'm off to try and cook one up in a lab in America. You did nothing. Put no effort in at all. It just happened to you.
19:42Vogue Williams:totally totally correct do you know you can try and get a girl now this is one of those old wives tale if you if you if you don't have sex till like the last day of your cycle because then it lives inside you for five days
19:54Joanne McNally:and that's the one that comes out late yeah and if you rub a toad over your clitoris I've heard them I've heard it all
20:01Vogue Williams:no it's when you get a toad a toad to lick it to lick it
20:04Joanne McNally:that's what it was yeah yeah your husband comes home you're like what honey I'm just trying to guarantee a girl and I couldn't find a frog so the neighbour had to do I'm sorry
20:19Joanne McNally:okay do we have time for one more email was that the end of that cloning thing
20:24Vogue Williams:yeah that was it yeah that was it she just wanted to point out that you'd need to raise Pat as your own let's go let's have one more it's the last day of school let's have the last day it's the last day
20:33Joanne McNally:just a image of baby Pat with her grey hair and all ah
20:37Vogue Williams:cute little baby Pat yeah and her glasses Okay, hey girls and Jo, speaking of receiving the Holy Bread, my youngest daughter, who was about five and a real little Holy Jo at the time, insisted that we go to Christmas Eve Mass because all her pals from junior infants class were going. Yeah. Fast forward to Christmas Eve, the church was jammers and it was time to go get the bread. I always choose to sit it out. It's not for me, but my mom playing. I mean, to be honest with you, if I'm found in a church, if you have to go to a church that's something to do I'd always take it it's something to do it breaks up the time
21:12Joanne McNally:gets your steps in do you know what I mean if it's a big church yeah you know you got a couple of steps into a couple of laps yeah
21:21Vogue Williams:and I'm always trying to choose you know I get real picky I'm like if I'm doing it I'm getting the priest I'm not having that bleb she's not a priest she's just part of the congregation I don't want her the sacrosanct
21:31Joanne McNally:the sacrosanct I will say I will hold my hands up and say even though I don't believe in anything. I do enjoy a Christmas mass. The songs are nice. There is, and you know I'm all about the sense of community and camaraderie and there is something lovely about the carols and all.
21:49Vogue Williams:There really is. I always find myself engaged on Christmas. I never have the time. Never have the time for the baby. Okay, I always used to sit it out but my mum playing into the whole Holy Joe thing for my daughter went up to get the bread not realising they'd run out of bread because it was so packed Oh no.
22:12Vogue Williams:She stuck her tongue out and the priest blessed her tongue with his bare thumb.
22:25Vogue Williams:My mom was gagging and screamed at me laughing, roared throughout the church so much that the priest shushed me. It was the very last time my mom I'm stuck out of her tongue for the only red I always.
22:38Joanne McNally:What a pro, that priest. Like that, like the improv of that. I love it. What a pro.
22:45Vogue Williams:Disgusting. Having someone touch my tongue with their dirty fingers. No.
22:50Joanne McNally:But the arrogance of that, he's like, you know, if it's not the body of Christ, I'm the next best thing. Yeah.
22:56Vogue Williams:Bless you, child.
22:57Joanne McNally:Yeah. He's like, I'm practically, I'm an apostle.
23:02Vogue Williams:The tongue, I can't believe people still do it. That's a game we do. We're like, the game we do, we're like, stick your tongue out, stick your tongue out, stick your tongue out. Someone stick their tongue out. No one sticks their tongue out. Now we know why we shouldn't. Oh, sorry, forget the disco biscuits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're in mass,
23:17Joanne McNally:you're like, come on, I dare you to stick your tongue out. That's gas. You see, I'd be thrilled with that now because like I say, I'm all about the human connection. Yeah. A priest thumb down the throat. I'd be like, well, well, well. Father. Excuse me. Say no more. I'll meet you in the hearse
23:37Vogue Williams:Do I just wait behind it?
23:41Joanne McNally:Where do the chosen gals go?
23:47Vogue Williams:Do you need help with your gown, Father?
23:57Joanne McNally:That's it, folk, you made it Are you absolutely thrilled? You're on a break from me and Joanne for two weeks don't call me
24:07Vogue Williams:don't text me not at all what are you talking about I'm going to be on to you tomorrow I can't wait to find out what happens with Glastonbury I'm sure we'll be at the splash park if it all falls through I'll see you on Sunday
24:16Joanne McNally:oh for God's sake
24:19Vogue Williams:I'm going to be in your neck of the woods on Sunday come and see me Sunday
24:22Joanne McNally:in my bejeweled cape in the splash park
24:26Vogue Williams:we can't wear that suit she'll get us thrown out uh oh Has she got a camera out?
24:34Joanne McNally:They'll be like Very suspicious Adult behaviour over there With my crack pipe
24:39Vogue Williams:I hope you go I hope you go
24:41Joanne McNally:I really hope I hope I go Yeah I really do Return to the 18th of July
24:46Vogue Williams:In full video On YouTube Whoa Okay On YouTube folk Wow On the YouTube That's not great My kids look at YouTube They can't see that Can they? Is it over 18? We're like Joe Rogan
25:03Joanne McNally:are we we're like we're just like conspiracies Joanne well listen Jo edits them on 8 I'm always banging it and then the rare time I listen back I'm like oh okay editorial decisions were made behind my back I see she's sworn she
25:21Vogue Williams:won't wear her MAGA hat when we start when we start YouTube
25:24Joanne McNally:I just see I just like to see some proof that Australia exists that's all I'm asking for to some geographical proof. No one can show us.
From the publisher
Before Vogue & Joanne head on a short break (don't worry, they're back on July 18th!) they needed to investigate the possibility that Joanne had been scammed with her Glasto ticket. If you've seen her Insta, you'll already know how it turned out, but it could have been very different!
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