The Brits, Jim Carrey & Dirty Feet

10:31Vogue Williams:Solid 10 minutes out of Lily Allen. Loved it. Don't judge. Joanne loves Lily Allen so much that she's like, 45 minutes, perfect. Stop complaining. It's enough.

10:41Joanne McNally:She could stand up there dermablading her own face for seven minutes and leave and I'd be like, I loved it. Five stars.

10:49Vogue Williams:You know, she didn't turn up to the Brits.

10:54Vogue Williams:Well, she's saving her voice. I know, but she wasn't singing at the Brits. I kind of love her. She couldn't give a fuck. A fuck. What a nice way to be. There was a great joke as well. Jack Whitehall made about David Harbour in that. Oh yeah, I read that. Jack Whitehall's a great... He's a... Joanne, I think we have to go to the Brits next year. It was a lot of fun. Like compared to other awards ceremonies, it was... Like Jack Whitehall was so funny. I saw Harry Styles for the first time.

11:25Joanne McNally:What did you think of his performance? Now, I'm not a muse, though. But I have opinions, like I said.

11:30Vogue Williams:Okay, well, I have opinions, but I'm scared. I get in trouble for them. I think Harry Styles is a great performer. His song is brilliant. I don't love when he does choreography.

11:44Joanne McNally:I liked the dancing. I thought it was weird. But I thought it was intentionally weird. I couldn't look away. I liked the head moves, the weird gestures, the weird faces.

11:52Vogue Williams:Yeah. I liked the head stuff. I didn't like the dancing with the dancers behind him because it's like me. I only dance with half my body. no he's a better dancer obviously than me but I just think he is so cool that he should just be like the head thing was really cool in sync I loved it but I think him dancing on his in front of all the dancers outside of that was not my favourite because he's Harry Styles like he should just be going around owning the stage as he always does and just doing and doing his own personal dancing you know what I mean you gotta try something different you know

12:24Joanne McNally:you gotta grow you gotta evolve as an artist I loved it I did think it was it was unexpected I loved it the way he moved and he moved but his face was like I don't give a shit that I'm moving I just thought it was I liked it I really enjoyed it sorry

12:37Vogue Williams:what I will say is 10 out of 10 song 10 out of 10 ride yeah he's a very handsome man

12:42Joanne McNally:and look he's working out in show days so fair play to him before after Rosalia am I pronouncing it pronounced it Rosalia Rosalia apologies Rosalia Jo did you see this no I've not seen this no she won it best international act she's a Spanish singer she has a song called Burghine but it's what her performance at the Jo you have to watch it

13:04Vogue Williams:performance it was it was the performance of the night I haven't stopped she's in all my liked spotify's now she is so epic but the performance on the night was so amazing and then I was like I'm standing there with Amber and I was like watching it because like you're quite close to the stage it's really cool like I've never been to the Brits and it was like it was way better than I expected it to be because at the end of the day it's an awards show and they're quite long I just thought it was see I told you I

13:30Joanne McNally:I told you it was right to go in with the catering team, Vogue, didn't I? Because then you'd be moving in and out of the tables and you'd be up the front. And that's what you did. And fair play to you. I did. You serve the drinks. That's the best place to be.

13:41Vogue Williams:I absolutely would have done that. But she was, she was brilliant and she was singing. And then I was like, gosh, you know what? She sounds very Bjorky. And then all of a sudden I was like, is that Bjork? And it was actual Bjork on stage.

13:55Joanne McNally:Real life Bjork. She's back, baby. Yeah. Real life Bjork. And then she broke into a techno remix version of her song, Berghain and the lighting. And I was like, oh my God, this is sensational. I think it's one of the best things I've ever seen. Up there with Riverdance for me.

14:16Vogue Williams:But all the performances on stage were so good like that. Like hers was amazing. Mark Ronson was amazing. He had like Julepa popping up and he had all these famous people popping up. James Blunt was on stage, but it was just like, a mishmash of all these amazing Olivia Dean and oh my god Ray was on stage. Imagine you go to a concert and all those people are there. It was so cool.

14:46Vogue Williams:Are you watching on YouTube?

14:47Joanne McNally:No.

14:49Vogue Williams:Well you should be. You should be watching on YouTube actually Joanne. And if you are watching on YouTube please subscribe. Subscribe to The Folk.

15:03Joanne McNally:It's one of those, when I watch things like the Brits, and again, I'm sorry, full transparency, I don't watch. I just scroll, get the highlights, you know yourself. I'm like, I'd fucking love to be able to sing.

15:16Vogue Williams:Oh, do you know what, John? That's all I was thinking. I was like, how can I win an actual Brit award and be like...

15:22Joanne McNally:Because I'm that arrogant that I assume if I could sing a night, I'd be at the Brits. Opening or closing or middle.

15:28Vogue Williams:I think that is an important way to think about yourself. Like if you're going to do something, you're going to do it properly. Do you know who I thought was really funny? You know, CMAT. So CMAT was up for an award. And she didn't win, but she does this thing. Irish treasure.

15:43Joanne McNally:Treasure. What's it called? National treasure. Yeah.

15:46Vogue Williams:National treasure. She's brilliant. But she does this thing. And like when she doesn't win something, she'll pretend to cry. But it's like this thing between her and her fans that she just takes the piss out of the whole thing by just like like but she does it when she's sitting there so I think loads of people in

16:02Joanne McNally:the audience are like oh my god and I was like that is actually it's so brilliant I think that's a great idea take the piss but like I've always wondered about when you're not gonna if you're if you're not gonna win like that's why I wonder did Lily Allen know she wasn't gonna win and that's why she didn't go because do they know no I don't think that they know before but I think they might

16:20Vogue Williams:try and entice people to go but I just genuinely think Lily Allen is like you know I'm actually doing something that night so I cannot go.

16:29Joanne McNally:Also, the Brits, I'm not being bad unless I was nominated and I mean, I can't see how I'm going to pivot into the music industry but look, I pivoted from playwright to comedy, you don't know. I will be back.

16:39Vogue Williams:Are you mad? Joanne, don't say that out loud. I'll get lumped in at you and I won't get invited back next year. Do you remember,

16:45Joanne McNally:Geri, do you remember the British Podcast Awards and I was nominated, Avril Lavigne, the, Who Killed Avril Lavigne was nominated for the British Podcast Awards and I was invited, obviously I went I was hosting I was like oh they asked me to present some awards and I was like that's to make sure I go I think they even asked if I want how I would like my name engraved on the trophy oh my god I love that that's great yeah and I was like this is in the back spent 10 grand on hair and makeup obviously not that much so I've got to see exaggerating now I did get a nice getty image out of the day but yeah I mean I was I was lured in under false pretenses so less than words.

17:26Vogue Williams:Joanne, we need to, as you know, we need to update your online images so I think that you need to come to the, like Amber came to the British with me this year and we went with, Joanne, how do you say this car company? A-U-D-I. Audi. You say Audi.

17:43Joanne McNally:What do you say?

17:44Vogue Williams:I say Audi. I thought Irish people said Audi.

17:48Joanne McNally:Am I right or wrong? I don't know. Which is it?

17:49Vogue Williams:I don't know. No, Audi is right but I thought Irish people said Audi. so we went with them my god you want to see the American champagne so I got a car up and back with Alistair who was driving me Alistair struck gold because he was like now I'm your driver for the night so like 3, 4 in the morning if you want to come home I was like Alistair you are a lucky ducker that you took this ride because my friend I will be going home early we will be going to bed the dream

18:19Joanne McNally:he just did a lap of the block and collected you and you headed off home again. He'd be thrilled with himself.

18:24Vogue Williams:Well, what happened was after the Brits, I was like, I'm so hungry that I had to go home, order a pass to the hotel. And then we got changed to go to the after party. And we went to the after party and Gruber and Maladou were playing at the Warner after party. But honestly, I don't know if it's, it's not a social anxiety thing because I do like being out. I don't like being somewhere that is so busy that you can't like turn without touching someone. and it was, I don't know if it's like, if I was always like that. I think I used to like sweaty. It's age. Yeah, I think. It's age, it is age. I just decided, I went home after like half an hour, Amber was absolutely, Amber doesn't even remember.

19:04Vogue Williams:I sent her down to get my pasta while I was changing and she doesn't remember going down to get the pasta. I was like, Amber, pre or post show? This is post Brits, but I was like, I don't know if we can go to the after party unless she's smarting the fuck up.

19:19Joanne McNally:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some smelling salts for Amber, please. Some smelling salts. Yeah.

19:23Vogue Williams:But now there was, they had maybe nine bottles of champagne on the table and I was like, we're never going to get through that. We did.

19:31Joanne McNally:I love that we can send you into these events and you can bring us back kind of the glam gossip at all.

19:39Vogue Williams:Do you know what it is? Well, we're in our pajamas.

19:41Joanne McNally:It's the perfect setup.

19:44Vogue Williams:Well, can I just say, you're going to have to take a few of them on yourself now. I'm not doing all the work anymore we're like, that's a lot of work.

19:51Joanne McNally:Fine, I'll go to the Oscars. Fine. I don't even think of you a goody bag. Jessie Buckley was asking if I go to her plus one. I said, Jess, honestly, I wish you the best of luck, but I'm just not arsed. But I'll ring her now and I go, go on, I'll go with you, go on.

20:04Vogue Williams:Thank you, I'd appreciate that. You know Shabazz, who was on Instagram, I love him, I follow him. So he does this thing where he basically talks through people's outfits. Like he did it after the BAFTAs and he did it after the Brits and when he came up to me because I was talking to him on the red carpet and he goes, oh, look at you. You're giving disease. Was this the yellow or the black? The yellow. The yellow he was like, oh, the colour is disease. He kind of gets it spot on. He was saying about Harry Styles. He was like, I don't have to say disease now.

20:41Joanne McNally:No, it's a lovely dress. He only takes the piss. You know you have to take the piss. Liver failure, maybe I would have said. a bit of liver failure liver fluoro yellow

20:49Vogue Williams:yeah John DeCy but he said about Harry Styles that he looked like a car a car salesman and it would be a car that you'd break down in the motorway like five minutes later and you know Rosalia do you know what he said about her she's wearing this big she's wearing this big fluffy outfit and he was like she looks like dirty chickens from a battery farm and she just went in and was like I'll take them

21:09Joanne McNally:this man is going after the Joan Rivers crown do you remember Joan Rivers to the fashion police and she was the meanest woman alive I have to say I think Joan Rivers died in perfect time just before because her style of comedy was like so on the nose and so funny but like super bitchy and

21:25Vogue Williams:I think we need that though I think that we I love it people were complimenting me yesterday I was talking to people yesterday and this person like complimented me three times in a row and I swear to God I felt so awkward like I just was like I know it's difficult I'd rather somebody call me disease I know I just think that I'm like I can't

21:48Joanne McNally:bear it I know I'm the same although I have to say I'm very good now at saying thanks because like ultimately when someone compliments your top I just say thanks I go yeah it's cool isn't it because like I obviously think it's cool because I bought it I didn't make it you know I'm not saying thanks I didn't like invent the top I'm just like oh yeah thanks I made a good choice in this top I agree I made some good decisions anything professionally now has new the professional compliments would have me now bowled over in pain and trying to scrub my insides with a brillo pad but clothes and hair and stuff I'm happy to take speaking of is this a segue?

22:25go on what is this?

22:28Joanne McNally:how will I segue? I'm excited twist it up compliments someone who wasn't getting compliments this week was Jim Carrey bang she's done it

22:39Vogue Williams:that was very good thank you

22:42Joanne McNally:yeah Well he was getting some strange compliments and some accusations Jim Carrey

22:48Vogue Williams:Do you know that this story has gone so far that I'm talking about it on Lorraine tomorrow for the entertainment station Oh for God's sake So thanks for doing the research with me today Joanne I'll use some of the No problem Some of the jokes you say I'm going to say them tomorrow because they'll come out on Wednesday Yours won't come out until Friday This is my intellectual property vote I will do No let me get my notepad Go on Tell us Well Jim Carrey I ain't gonna try and say one on air

23:16Joanne McNally:he won an award he was being nominated sorry he was being celebrated getting some awards at the Caesar awards in France nothing to do with the salad he can have that one

23:27Vogue Williams:and he sorry nothing to do with the salad salad nothing to do with the salad I'm gonna try and get that in I'm gonna screen record it and send it to you say you and I

23:39Joanne McNally:have been nominated for the Cobb Awards if you wanted to do a gag there, you can have that. Okay. With a caprese. Caprazy. Caprazy, yeah. But anyway, now bearing in mind, Jim Carrey's been kind of out of the limelight for quite a while. He kind of semi-retired a couple of years ago.

23:58Vogue Williams:He's been saying a few strange things though.

24:00Joanne McNally:Well, he's gone spiritual is what Jim has done. He's gone spiritual and he kind of disappeared and he was like, look, I'm not into the celeb life anymore. I've had enough and I want to go off and just paint and be spiritual. and unless some script is like written in 24 karat gold and I feel like the story needs to be told to the world, maybe then I'll come back. A couple of years later, he was the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog 3, which of course he got a little bit of jibing for, but he said, hey, I need the money, which I appreciate. We like honesty. Because that's basically why most people do most things.

24:28Joanne McNally:So we haven't seen him in a while. So, you know, let's bear in mind, you know, people age and their faces change. Anyway, he turned up at the Caesar Awards, did a speech and was interviewed after on the red carpet and there has been accusations as there always is with the internet because there's not a sense of critical thinking on the internet but he because he looked a little different a little fuller in the face a little the nose was a little broader the natural journey is he's been replaced by somebody it is a conspiracy theory and there is it's a clown it's a clown someone is impersonating Jim because he obviously couldn't be arsed going himself I mean, Jim doesn't have a lot going on.

25:08Joanne McNally:I'd say he'd go.

25:09Vogue Williams:It's the only explanation. And if Putin is doing it, which I heard he does do, allegedly, not that Putin's going to come and sue me. He's in a bit of hot water himself. Okay, take the allegedly back. Putin has people that he sends off to like lookalikes and stuff like that. Aren't they all on it? The dictators are on it. So why shouldn't Jim Carrey do it?

25:28Joanne McNally:Well, apparently Jim made a comment years ago. I think he used a decoy years ago. he said he was leaving a restaurant he sent someone out to kind of get the paparazzi off so obviously people have dug this up and said but it's like the man has the Pinot Puff like if anyone if anyone recognises Pinot Puff it's me I was like he has the Pinot Puff he sleeps facing down like myself all he needs is an antihistamine and some nice and a bit of Jade Roland and he'll look like himself again

25:55Vogue Williams:I have to be honest with you I don't agree with you there I don't think he has the Pinot Puff I think what's happened here is he's after having some kind of a facelift. He hasn't allowed for the downtime. Like, what's his name? Bradley Cooper. Remember Bradley Cooper came out and then he started looking like that other fella. Hadn't had the downtime. And so he hasn't let the face settle. The problem with men is women seem to, like, you look at Kris Jenner, women seem to take surgery. But just, women, men age probably, they get away with it more than women. But when they try to reverse it, it doesn't work as well as it does with women.

26:31Vogue Williams:Like, Benicio Del Toro, I said he was a ride at the BAFTAs but like he had really dyed hair and I just find men dyeing their hair. It's really hard to strike that balance because you can just it's so noticeable or something it just doesn't look right. I knew a lot he used to use shoe polish on his hair. God love him.

26:46Joanne McNally:But anyway Jim Carrey so the accusations of the clone and everything they range from genuine suspicion to meme theatre which are just like hilarious or whatever but like I say Jim Carrey does not strike me as the kind of person who would get a facelift. He just seems to he's kind of he's holistic

27:05Vogue Williams:I feel like

27:06Joanne McNally:no one holistic

27:06Vogue Williams:gets facelifts it feels facelifty to me I mean but I personally don't think he looks that different to be honest with you if no one else has picked up on it I probably wouldn't have

27:14Joanne McNally:he looks like maybe he's had he looks like he enjoys a late night whiskey he's a man who isn't going to do anything to his face he's a little a little puffier in the face and remember the nose never stops growing

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28:15Joanne McNally:There was a video going around and I'm sorry about Bunny But the outfit choice was confusing

28:20Vogue Williams:Over the knee shorts and thong flip-flops But he's gotten his money's worth out of those thong flip-flops I just can't Have you heard about this thing called Lux Maxing? No. So there's men on the internet who are basically doing things to maximize the looks that they already have. One thing I've heard that they're doing, it's called bone smashing. So they literally are taking like little hammers to their face and they're reshaping the bones on their face to like give them a bit of a cheekbone. Like imagine, look at your nose. I'll just take the tip off

28:59Joanne McNally:I hate to bring I hate to fact check you I really do because I don't like to be fact checked either but are you suggesting that men are taking hammers to their own face and just beating the shit out of themselves in the hope that they turn out hotter

29:11Vogue Williams:their panel beating their face just go and look it up Jo their panel beating the face I'm telling you they look in the face and they say do you know what just give me a little like if I could whack up the old cheekbones you know what I mean they're just doing little and also there's another thing that they're doing, which is called, well, it's called drug use. I've written it down as. Oh, yeah. So they're microdosing crystal meth. So, now, I'm not saying this is all men, but it's a thing that's happening on the internet. Hashtag not all men. Go on. Can't wait. Crystal meth. So they're microdosing crystal meth because it's giving them the hollow cheekbone look.

29:50Vogue Williams:Are you looking up the phone, Smashing Joe?

29:52Joanne McNally:Mike, I'm sorry now. Sorry there's a lot of fact checking to be done

29:56Vogue Williams:I'm trying to do it in order I know Joanne says she doesn't like being fact checked It's fairly widely reported that Jim Carrey Has said many times he doesn't drink alcohol So that we need to probably consider

30:04Joanne McNally:Oh well then it's a clone Sorry that was the only excuse For a face that puffy I can't Pinot face whiskey

30:14Vogue Williams:Joanne for God's sake

30:16Joanne McNally:That's what I'm going to Pinot puff girl that's what I am

30:20Vogue Williams:And bone smashing yeah that exists that's the thing that we like you wow

30:25Joanne McNally:wow they're just kicking the shit out of their own face I mean would you not just save up the cash and get a facelift

30:36Joanne McNally:can I talk about my Australian New Zealand tour

30:39Vogue Williams:please for a sec only if I can ask you something first and I'm not going to allow you to promote those tours on here anymore unless you promise to bring me back this outfit from a shop called Dish in Australia I know you're going to be there for a couple of weeks loads of time to go over and I would appreciate that. Thank you.

30:54Joanne McNally:Go on.

30:55Vogue Williams:Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dish, I'll do that. I'll send you a picture.

30:59Joanne McNally:Yeah, yeah. Obviously now we're begging. We're openly begging for them to send it to you so I won't have to, which is perfect. No, no.

31:06Vogue Williams:I followed them and everything. I went in when I went to the jungle and I got loads of stuff but now I'm like, oh my god, I want that but I don't want to pay the import fees. And I was like, my friend Jermaine is on tour in Australia.

31:16Joanne McNally:Get in touch. I'm going to come in. I'll be like one of those people who will demand the shop is shut down for my visit and they'll be like, who are you? You absolute loser. I'll be like,

31:26Vogue Williams:it'll get you out of the house. You said you wanted to start doing stuff when you were on tour. I do. I do.

31:33Joanne McNally:So obviously, I'm out in Australia, New Zealand for April, basically. And we've just added three last shows and that's it. So the shows are selling well. Thank God. So thanks to everyone who bought tickets. So places that I have, there's some tickets left for Wellington on the 16th of April. And we've also added a Melbourne on the 12th of April and I've added a Perth, a 6.45pm show on the 23rd of April and a 6.45pm Extra Sydney on the 29th of April.

32:04Vogue Williams:That's my, I think that's my, I think that's an ideal time. It's an ideal time.

32:09Joanne McNally:Yeah, yeah. So we've squeezed in some earlies because I can't stay either, I can't stay, I can't go earlier or stay later in the month. So we're squeezing in some earlier shows on the days of other shows because I love you and I'm willing to do that. I'm willing to double drop.

32:23Vogue Williams:Well, you can't go out in the days that you're double dropping so just make sure there's a little bit of time to go shopping for moi.

32:28Joanne McNally:Of course. Of course. I'll be like two shows and I can't possibly do anything. I can't possibly do anything. Don't even open the curtains.

32:37Vogue Williams:Do you want to hear about my favourite thing I've seen on the internet this week? Is it Benny Blanco's feet? Oh, fucking hell. That was another thing. Jesus Christ. Let's talk about his feet first. Honestly, the rudeness of that. He's blaming the venue.

32:50Joanne McNally:Benny Blanco Selena Gomez's husband who is a bit eccentric I would say has started a podcast and they're obviously filming it and it's a new studio and he had his feet up on the couch shoeless and his feet look like he has basically wandered out of a forest or that he's been raised by wolves for the last 10 to 15 years they were fairly dirty now listen I'm not a hygiene freak but if I thought my feet were going to be on camera and I know what it's like to be foot shamed remember those photos of me in Greece it ended up on my footopedia or whatever it's called. Because I hadn't managed to get a pedigure in time.

33:24Joanne McNally:Sorry, sorry, sorry. And it brought down my rating completely. So I understand what it's like to be foot changed. But come on now, Benny.

33:32Vogue Williams:Benny Blanco's feet and they were not just trotters that had been walking around a dirty floor for five minutes. They were like, well, no, no, no. They were well worn feet. And also, he was sitting there on that podcast, by the way, farting. Imagine I sat here and just started farting in front of you two. He is just, I think he's a bit,

33:49Joanne McNally:That's, yeah, he's a bit, it's a bit, it's all a bit, it's all a bit frat boy, isn't it? It's all a bit teenage.

33:56Vogue Williams:As a clean freak, if his feet are that dirty and your feet are washed in the shower, there's something, I'd say, I just think he's smelly now. Now I'll always think there's that smelly man.

34:08Joanne McNally:Listen, she's mad about him and, you know, she obviously sees something we don't see. It was very much like when Cher did the interview with Dax Shepard and Kirsten Bell, Kirsten Bell, Kirsten Bell, which is a joke. Kristen Bell and Cher looked Jack Shepard up and down like he was a bin bag and said, she obviously sees something in you I don't see. And it was quite uncomfortable because she meant it. It was very clear she meant it. So listen, Celine obviously sees something Benny Blanco. But I would recommend, I mean, if you're a videographer on a shoot, like if I worked with a shoot, someone would be like, the stylist, someone's like, would you rub a cloth

34:42Vogue Williams:over that foot there? You can't just, like someone was, someone was looking at those feet and I wouldn't want those feet on my cage either. Sorry, they're filthy. Filthy. Anyway, that's not who I was talking about. My favourite person on the internet this week was someone called At Sometimes Nike. So she is an influencer and she was on that page, you know, influencers in the wild. Oh, yeah. I dread the day I show up on that. Throwback. So she basically has set up an Instagram page and it's called Naturally Baby Teami. Mommy, Is that me? She's put up a picture of herself pregnant looking in the mirror and she's pretending to be the unborn child.

35:26Vogue Williams:And the child is saying, Mommy, is that me? And then the mother is writing back saying, Of course, it's you, my princess. What? I'm at my... What? So the mom has set up this Instagram page. She's pregnant. She takes a picture of herself in the mirror pregnant. And then she set it up in the baby's name as if it's the baby's Instagram page. Then the baby asks the question, the baby in the womb. Oh, for God's sake. Says, says, mommy, is that me? And then the mom writes back and says, of course it's you, my princess.

35:55Joanne McNally:I understand people being excited for having kids, but can we just rein it in? I don't want to listen to the, I don't want to listen to your feeders chatting to me through an Instagram account. Mommy, it's me. Is that me? I can't. There's a term called sharenting. Have you heard this term? Sharenting? Where people share? Yeah.

36:15Vogue Williams:Parents sharing. Hang on, we've got trouble here. Speaking of which Hello darling Right on cue No mind your handies You want to see What he was saying to me yesterday Fuck Fuck

36:29Joanne McNally:Is that fuck In a really English accent I love it He told me to fuck

36:33Vogue Williams:He told me to fuck off yesterday In the right context In the right context What do you mean Right context As in like you did something Deserving of clean towel

36:41Joanne McNally:To fuck off Smart baby What did you do In fairness I did deserve it Yeah

36:45Vogue Williams:You called me out

36:46Joanne McNally:my shit.

36:47Vogue Williams:I replied to him. I think I asked him to brush his teeth and he goes, fuck off.

36:55Joanne McNally:Well, this is very encouraging because you know what they say, the more you swear, the smarter you are. You're building a rain man over there. I love it.

37:04Vogue Williams:You're not meant to do anything, but I had to record that video to send it to Amber. But you're meant to ignore it. But like when he's downstairs saying fuck's sake and stuff, I'm literally like, I can't even look at him. Where do they get it? well where do you think he got fuck's sake who says fuck's sake all the time you yes yes yeah yeah yeah yeah theodore and gg no bad words so and they'd never say it like tt was ratting someone out yesterday he was like this boy in reception he said fuck off and and i was like does he get in trouble no it was after school and he went and as he walked out he sold he told three different

37:37Joanne McNally:families about this boy did you ever see that video that went around it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I think it was a nativity play and there was a little girl and she took the microphone and she was like, everyone in my class is really sweet. Do you remember this video? No. Except for one little boy and then everyone just grabs the mic off her and she just walks off waving and she was about to just go Chernobyl on one lad in her class. Everyone in my class is like, one little boy and she's her little finger up. I was like, she's going to put this four-year-old on blast in front of the whole school.

38:13Joanne McNally:Fair play. I was like, this is how I flirted as a kid, so they'll probably end up getting married.

38:25Joanne McNally:I'm still just kind of enjoying thinking about Wuthering Heights, to be honest.

38:29Vogue Williams:Stop, I haven't watched it. I still haven't seen it.

38:32Joanne McNally:Ugh.

38:41Vogue Williams:Oh my God, sorry. Can we just do a little culture pocket or corner, whatever we call it? Yeah. Who has watched on Disney Plus, it's called Love Story. It's about Carolyn and John F. Kennedy Jr. And it is... Have you seen it? Stunning. You've seen it? I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen it yet. You're so lucky. There's five episodes. They come out on Fridays. It is like, I started watching it on the way to Manchester and I finished it by the time I was getting back and it was just... Oh, great. It's the kind of, I was trying to take my phone out when I was getting my makeup done and I was like, that's a bit rude.

39:20Vogue Williams:Just stop watching it. But it's so addictive to watch. Oh, that's mine for the week.

39:25Joanne McNally:I love a love story. I love a love story. Well, so my culture corner, I haven't been yet, but when I go, I will tell you, I booked a single ticket Single woman day eight To go and see Cynthia Erivo In Dracula In the West End I booked a little matinee For myself She plays all the roles And 20 ,000 lines she has What? It was recommended to me By Louise O 'Neill She was saying The first opening night There was a bit of They were saying That she was kind of Struggling with some of the lines I'm like yeah Because she's 20 ,000 of them But apparently now She's nailed it So I can't wait That's a nice little date For yourself Isn't it?

40:01Joanne McNally:Yeah Good afternoon G &T And me Just me and Cynthia Just me and Cynthia

40:05Vogue Williams:I kind of I don't know And this is mean of me Because I think it's just Off that wicked press tour I'm a bit like Ooh I don't know No

40:12Joanne McNally:She's phenomenal

40:13Vogue Williams:Can I just say I did meet her at the BAFTAs Like three years ago And she was very nice

40:18Joanne McNally:Yeah

40:18Vogue Williams:It was before her It was before her wicked stuff She's an artiste Do you know what popped up On my Instagram today Me You and Jo Of course You pop up Not Jo Don't see Jo very often Adele basically you know Adele the singer like Adele no who? I mean I don't even know she doesn't have a second name just Adele just Adele

40:41Joanne McNally:do you remember when I was due to go and see her in the sphere in LA and she called in sick yes

40:46Vogue Williams:do you remember? but sure you were having a ball at U2 at your pal Dave Grohl

40:50Joanne McNally:we went to U2 then yeah yeah yeah we went to U2 then yeah yeah yeah we did

40:54Vogue Williams:so Adele I do love it I love a divorce story like when you when someone's trying to do you out of something and then they don't win. So Adele, when she was getting divorced from her husband, Simon Konecki, they were married for seven years. They have a child together. So he asked for half of her$380 million fortune of money. In the words of our great philosopher, Otto, fuck off. Yeah, fuck. Fuck off. So her team were preparing to pay. I love this story. Her team were preparing to pay him$190 million. Then she had a forensic accountant and he found a receipt. Yeah, a receipt that changed everything.

41:41So it was from, it was, will I start whispering?

41:44Vogue Williams:Does that make it sound better? It was from 2017. His credit card, he used it at a hotel restaurant in Paris. But do you know what? Adele wasn't in Paris. She was in London recording that week. And so what the investigators then did was pull the hotel CCTV and found him checking in with a woman, staying for three nights, using their joint account to pay for the getaway. He cheated and used her money to fund the affair. Now, California law. Is there a CCTV from that long ago? Jo, don't ruin my story.

42:20Joanne McNally:It's Adele. Yeah, Jo. She can turn back time.

42:25Vogue Williams:That's Cher. But Adele, maybe she could too.

42:31Vogue Williams:They both can, collaboratively. Well, come here to me. The reason that they could do this is because in California, they have an infidelity breach. And so if one person commits adultery and uses community funds, they forfeit their right to equal asset division. So basically, they have the receipts for it. And he spent$47 ,000 on his affairs. And so he didn't get 50-50. Now he's still, he's still got 50 million, but he was due 190 million. So he lost 140 million because he's a dirty fucking dog. And I hope he has to pay tax.

43:08Joanne McNally:If I was having an affair with Adele's husband, I expect more than 47 grand spent on me considering how much money he has access to. That's my take from it. Cheap bastard. This is all very, is it Whitney Houston? What's that song where she goes to the receipts? It's not right, but no. Yeah. Friday night you and your boys went out to eat

43:32Joanne McNally:Then they hung out And you came home around three Yes you did If six of y 'all went out Then five of you were really cheap Cause only two of you had dinner I found your credit card receipt Yeah you always got to keep an eye on the lads don't you?

43:51Vogue Williams:You know what a loser I am I remember when that song came out It was before I owned a car And my dream was To have like A convertible car So I could listen to that song On full volume With my friends driving around Who wronged you? I look so fucking cool

44:11Joanne McNally:Yeah you would And you would have

44:12Vogue Williams:Who wronged me? My dad He got me a Skoda Fabulous saloon In burnt orange

44:18Joanne McNally:Love Where is it? Iconic but when that witness document you're like this is so these lyrics are so specific do you know when you're like this is like she's actually reading from her diary like she's not even pretending to kind of dress it up so Vogue I got quite the fright today okay I was spinning through the papers ticking through the headlines and I saw Katie Taylor named Grand Marshal of St. Patrick's Day Parade and I went oh my god Vuj has been sacked already scandalous genuinely got a fright and then it went in the US and I was like oh thank god her role is safe her role is safe

45:01Vogue Williams:are you telling me there's a spot for me

45:03Joanne McNally:in the US next year I didn't know Katie Taylor lives in Cape Cod with her husband who's a widower and with five his five children Jesus Katie fair play I didn't know that sorry and so Katie Taylor the boxer the boxer yeah yeah really she's married to a man whose wife obviously passed away and so she's the stepmother to five children I'm going to I'm going to she loves him very much that's quite the undertaking

45:29Vogue Williams:that's what I say to Neil I'm like Jesus Christ she must really love my mother it's a lot she seems like a lovely person I like her even more now

45:39Joanne McNally:that she would do something like that I know I know I know they're obviously very special kids well I wish her well we wish her well as a fellow grand marshal we've you in Dublin and we've Emma Dabbery in London. Do you know Emma Dabry? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't touch my hair. Yeah, so all the women are shining for the Dublin Marshall Parades. No men.

45:57Vogue Williams:No men that I can see. Oh my God, I'm so excited. It's a bit, like I, I still don't know what I'm fully wearing yet. I think I'm going to wear like a really nice Paul Costello jacket. I have to wear Irish.

46:07Joanne McNally:You've got to wear Irish. Imagine you're rocked up in Alexander Wang. It's like, no, no, no. Read the room. Read the room. Yeah. Just an Alexander McQueen,

46:17Vogue Williams:just like a British flag dress.

46:19Joanne McNally:yeah yeah yeah the union dress flag that Jerry Hollywell wore in the Spice Girls perfect that's what I'm wearing that's what I'm wearing get it girl

46:31Vogue Williams:thank you everyone for listening that was I thought I've had a great time guys and I hope you have all had a great time listening and do subscribe to our YouTube and want to listen to Rosalie again

46:40Joanne McNally:I mean it like what a tune it like to say it'll make you want to hit the town it'll make you want to hit the town

47:12Vogue Williams:This has been a Global Player original production.