You've lowered me... Significantly...

4:50Vogue Williams:for the water fight?

4:52Joanne McNally:Yeah, I do remember being wet at one point.

4:53Vogue Williams:there was many tears I have to say there was a lot of screaming and crying it was just me and Spencer the water fight yeah Spenny was like Joanne's coming back to the house I'm like okay Spenny is she I was like once she's gone she's gone you'll have to go to her house see you in 10 Spenno

5:09Joanne McNally:I'll be back mark my words you'll see me again tonight yeah

5:16Vogue Williams:I'm just gonna go home for a bit and then I'm gonna come back and I'm like yeah okay sure Joanne I'll see you at half six famous last words no one ever goes back out once you're in you're in I gave Gigi

5:26Joanne McNally:so what happened was I bought this cool little fur coat for actually bought it for Traders and then when it arrived I realised oh it's for a child

5:33Vogue Williams:so what was that except for Ikea from Ikea because the colours yeah I know

5:38Joanne McNally:it's kind of it's fluorescent yellow and fluorescent blue yeah with a silver underlining and I was like Gigi you love that and you're like she will love that and I was so thrilled at myself that I was going to have something to give her that I genuinely thought she'd respect me for she did like the coat

5:55Vogue Williams:Theodore preferred it and now it's in my wardrobe

5:59Joanne McNally:I was going to send you a picture it's too small for you as well sorry I made a big deal about bringing it and going down and giving it to her and all because I am always trying to win her love and affection and she took it out and we did get there was a good reaction there was a great reaction and it had come off the back of tears

6:18Vogue Williams:it had come off the back of tears Jo so you know how hard that is

6:21Joanne McNally:I was turning the tear tight. I was like,

6:24Vogue Williams:look, look, look, look. Over here. Over here.

6:29Joanne McNally:And I obviously didn't wrap it because I don't engage in that kind of thing. It was.

6:33Vogue Williams:I got a lovely bag out of it as well. You let's have a black bag.

6:35Joanne McNally:Oh yeah, that's a nice tote. And she smiled and I was like, and then she put it on and then she went, it's too big. I was like, well, Theodore loved it. He was wearing it then. And I just necked a pint of wine. I was like, for fuck's sake.

6:51Vogue Williams:Yeah, and then Theodore, I had no idea he was the drag baby. What a pivot. Sorry, Joanne arrived at the party. And I remember the people of my dad's friends who used to give me money because money's what you want. Even now when like money isn't widely used, they don't know what it is as much. They love it. Joanne stuffed Theodore's pocket.

7:11Joanne McNally:Well, I'll tell you what actually happened. I went down with the fur jacket for Gigi. 40, no, 20 pounds for Otto in Fiverr so he's going to think

7:22Vogue Williams:20 pounds for Otto I said to him that's all the money he'd have in the world I said to Vogue does Otto take cash and she was like

7:30Joanne McNally:she said like he's three or whatever four what is he he's four four and I went that's not my that wasn't my question that means he definitely doesn't take checks does he take cash like checks he will not recognize does he take cash and so I went in and I gave him the 20 in Fiverr and he literally just threw it on the ground and so I went right well you're not having that so I went I'm grateful to have a swine. Then I went over

7:52Vogue Williams:and I was only going to took it back and then I went over.

7:57Joanne McNally:I said, you're not your father's son. You have no concept of money. I went over and then I gave Theodore all of it then. So I gave him 40 pounds in fivers.

8:06Vogue Williams:A wad in his pocket. I was like, and he kept stubbing and pulling it out and looking at it

8:11Joanne McNally:and I was like, what? And he ran away and then one of the parents came over and she's like, did you give Theodore money? I said, yeah. How do you do that? She goes, because he's handing it out to everyone. I went,

8:21Vogue Williams:take it back he was giving other kids fivers oh you taught him charity rachel rachel came over and was like do you know do you know theodore is just over there giving it cash and i was like after stuffing his pockets and then but theodore loves cash so he has a little he has a wallet so

8:42Joanne McNally:then we got home and i put his wallet all right no we got home and i put his shorts in the wash

8:48Vogue Williams:and then he had an absolute meltdown because the cash was in the shorts.

8:52Joanne McNally:But English money is... Washable. Yeah, it's washable.

8:56Vogue Williams:So then the money comes out and then he went up and he got his wallet and he brought his wallet down to show me all the money he had. And someone gave him this little credit card thing, like Max, and told him that there was a grant on it. There's nothing on it. And so he's like,

9:08Joanne McNally:and that's a grant and this is$40. And I'm like, that's not dollars. That's Joanne gave you.

9:13Vogue Williams:Sorry, that is so funny.

9:14Joanne McNally:Max gave him a fake credit card and told him there's a grant on it. what?

9:19Vogue Williams:And like, so what I'm like, you're not having that. Kids are so thick,

9:21Joanne McNally:it's great.

9:23Vogue Williams:And I'm like, you're not having that. He's like, I'll buy it myself. I've got a grand. I'm like, okay. I don't need you anymore. Yeah. I'm an independent man. I'm like, when is this money ever being spent? The wallet is just getting bigger. My mom gave him 50 euro for his holidays in Spain. I said, mom, what do you, do you think I give him money like that?

9:42Joanne McNally:Well, it's funny because my nephews, my brother's two kids. It's great for me

9:45Vogue Williams:because I get loads of cash tax free.

9:47Joanne McNally:yeah don't say that

9:50Vogue Williams:thank you for dinner Theodore a gift is okay a gift is fine

9:55Joanne McNally:yeah she wrote it off she wrote it off I was like I'll just leave the party I have to go now I've had a full evening of writing things off ahead of me I can't waste any more time here being disrespected

10:05Vogue Williams:do you know I only said that yesterday I was like wasn't it nice that Joanne made the effort to come to the party I felt great about myself I know

10:11Joanne McNally:but I also really enjoyed it

10:13Vogue Williams:you were in serious brainy points with me I was like That was such a kind thing of her to do, wasn't it? Yeah.

10:18Joanne McNally:Well, it is also the only way I can get you to drink in a field. Because it was a children's party. I had no idea. So folks, we're in the park. I was like, Grant went down. The park's obviously... Do you know how many children's parties I tried to join? I had no idea that there was... I was rocking up. They were everywhere.

10:35Vogue Williams:There was four. Because that's the only place that you can have the parties if you have bought a... What's it called? You have to get permission. I bought a... What's it called?

10:44Joanne McNally:Yeah.

10:44Vogue Williams:slip well because i use this company someone's the cheeky someone said to me on my instagram yesterday because i posted this thing because i always think it's nice to post by companies i didn't i paid for everything but i think it's nice when they do a really good job and this woman was like oh there i was there i was thinking you were a super mom and had organized all yourself

11:00Joanne McNally:i was like excuse me i did organize it all myself sorry i'm not like a picnic company i didn't set

11:06Vogue Williams:up the picnic and i'm not a children's entertainer yeah who booked them yeah yeah exactly yeah there's

11:11Joanne McNally:A lot of organisation. Oh, come on. You can easily get someone to organise. Like, as in, yeah. Jesus, if I had a child, I wouldn't. Sure, I was. I don't think I'd even see the kid.

11:19Vogue Williams:There was a lot of organising. And I was down. I was going. When we were going to Grand Prix, me and Svenny the day before the party, I was like, what's the theme of Gigi's party, Svenny? And he was like, what do you mean? I was like, well, what's the theme? He's like, who's Gigi? What's her cake? And he was like, darling, don't be stupid. There is no theme. And I was like, there is a theme. And there is a cake. And then I was like, what did she get her for her birthday? I want to take her out on her own and get her something. And I was like, no, no. What should we get her for the day of the birthday?

11:44Joanne McNally:Classic that. Not a clue. I think that's a kind of a classic.

11:49Vogue Williams:So she needs to redirect her insult to spend. Now, I don't want him to get involved. I have to be honest, because I like organizing parties.

12:02Joanne McNally:By the way, sorry. Speaking of parties, I'm going to Ibiza.

12:06Vogue Williams:When are you going?

12:07Joanne McNally:I don't know.

12:08Vogue Williams:Don't you fucking dare go and see Carl Cox. I'm going to see Carl Cox. Don't you dare. Okay, fine. And I hope...

12:18Joanne McNally:It's already been arranged.

12:20Vogue Williams:Oh, great.

12:20Joanne McNally:It's going to cause a rift.

12:22Vogue Williams:No, no, she did invite me out with Carl Cox.

12:25Joanne McNally:Look, I don't have an access point. I don't have free access to Carl Cox. No, we don't have free access. We do have a mutual friend. Joanna has a mutual friend. And she got in touch because she heard the podcast. And she's like, if you're coming to my beat, she's like, come meet us. and I was like, uh-oh. I'll die.

12:39Vogue Williams:I'll die. Uh-oh.

12:41Joanne McNally:Be booked. What are you saying? Book the flights. We don't have accommodation yet. That's for today.

12:47Vogue Williams:Okay. I'm actually scared. I'd be scared now, I have to say. I'm going with two young guns

12:53Joanne McNally:because women my own age. John, if anyone...

12:56Vogue Williams:Actually, what I'm talking about, loads of women my age. If anyone can trample all over them and show them how it's done, it's Johan McNally.

13:03Joanne McNally:I deal with the biological age for 20-year-old women, so...

13:05Vogue Williams:You are going to absolutely win that war. I'm so jealous. I'd actually love to be doing that.

13:10Joanne McNally:Yeah, they'll be asleep and I'll still be in DC 10 on my own.

13:13Vogue Williams:Oh my God. We have to figure out who you're going to go and see. I know I need to plan it all. You do need to go and see a DJ a day. Definitely.

13:22Joanne McNally:Yeah, no, I will. I will. And also it's inspired me to start my fitness journey again because I have been thoroughly enjoying myself eating and drinking my way around town for the last two weeks. And I don't regret a single bite or a single mouthful of liquid. But it is, I think I've done three steps collectively in two weeks. I need to get my shit together. I need emergency abs for Ibiza. Emergency.

13:44Vogue Williams:I went to Ibiza August. Okay, August.

13:45Joanne McNally:So I have two weeks.

13:46Vogue Williams:Literally two weeks to the day. But that's not in August. It's two weeks in, it's July in two weeks.

13:51Joanne McNally:Yeah, I'm going in July. Oh, great. Okay, that suits me better actually. Yeah, going in July. So I am about to, and it's good because I've been kind of,

14:00Vogue Williams:I've kind of abandoned my fitness completely. and I'm pretty sure

14:05Joanne McNally:I've broken my arm and I think now I'm worried about my bone density. Anyway, I'm going back to the gym.

14:10Vogue Williams:There's a lot of things to be concerned about there. You're grand. Well, stop ordering almond milk and then you'll be able to be fine. I eat like 12 eggs a day. Sorry. Yeah, but that's protein. That's not milk. That's not calcium. No, it's protein. It's calcium you're looking for. Yeah. That's what it's protein. No, it's calcium.

14:29Joanne McNally:Now let's crack on.

14:32Vogue Williams:I mean, when I first said I don't want to talk about it, I thought I'd be left out of it. But instead, I have been dragged into it deeper than anyone in this room.

14:46Joanne McNally:I mean, even I will say you've been thrown under a megabus for anyone who's not aware.

14:53Vogue Williams:Oh, everyone's aware because everyone's saying it to me. Folk.

14:58Joanne McNally:Obviously, there's been some chat recently on the podcast about Katie Price's husband allegedly Lee Andrews allegedly.

15:05Vogue Williams:Look I won't say anything here and he's still going to go for me again. So as listeners who were listening have been

15:10Joanne McNally:listening lately. I've been obviously chatting about him on the podcast because they are having a very public farcical gun like speedo wedding and they're obviously monetizing it all. He was taken hostage whatever that means. God only knows.

15:28Vogue Williams:So he was taken hostage but then he was in a Dubai prison and there's all this

15:32Joanne McNally:and then he adopted her kids and then he was going to be in his senders. And Katie Price has been using it as an opportunity to sell her CBD gummies and stopped looking for him after five days and as I said before I've looked for vapes longer. She was like I need to move up my life. Anyway,

15:44Vogue Williams:obviously it's going to be discussed because we deal

15:47Joanne McNally:with heart-hitting news stories and it's right up our alley. Right? Well, it's really up your alley.

15:53Vogue Williams:It's actually not in my alley at all. I can't. I have a cheaper alley. Yeah, But like you, you have more admiration for him, I think, than I do. Like I would say.

16:04Joanne McNally:What do we call it? Admiration. I'd say there's a touch of admiration for you. There is a curiosity.

16:11Vogue Williams:For me, it's more like I just don't want to get involved because it feels so icky. Yeah. And I'm like, I feel like I'm dirty when I talk about it. I don't want to be sullied by this. I know.

16:22Joanne McNally:So anyway, we were chatting about it. Vogue was obviously very reluctant to chat about it. She was like.

16:26Vogue Williams:On four occasions we did chat about it. Yes.

16:28Joanne McNally:And then anyway, the paper picked up like one line.

16:32Vogue Williams:No, no, no.

16:33Joanne McNally:They clipped up all of the

16:34Vogue Williams:times that we spoke about them. But it all together as one.

16:41Joanne McNally:And the headline was Vogue Williams rips into Kate Price's new husband. No mention of Joanne. Nothing. While speaking to this other woman. Well, do you know, it was so funny. So there's a part, there's a, there's an Instagram account. I think she's called Cancellors.

16:54Vogue Williams:Oh, she's so funny. I was a hunter.

16:56Joanne McNally:Yeah, she's gassed. And she's been kind of slagging off Lee and, you know, doing content about it. So she was saying that Vogue, this article about Vogue, and she went Vogue speaking to me and she pointed to me, you know, they point to things in these TikTok floating head videos. And she goes, this lady, I think she got me a lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This lady. What's her name? What's her name? Council Estate Queen.

17:16Vogue Williams:Council Estate Queen. And she is, she's hilarious. But I mailed her and I was like, this is gold. And then she went back and she was like, I never even heard of you two. Like just being, like she's saying, and she's really funny and then she was like and then your friend Joanna and I heard she's a comedian

17:29Joanne McNally:she was full of apologies and I was like it doesn't matter I don't mind at all you can call me what you want but anyway so anyway the whole thing whatever and then I then Lee came out

17:41Vogue Williams:Lee came out and told me that I was he came out and he tagged me and everything and said that I was Klaus chasing after his name and his 150 million followers organic he's got a huge organic reach again why the relevance of that I'm not sure. I know, but he is just pointing out exactly what I mean about him. You don't have 150 million organic anything.

18:02Joanne McNally:He was like, I didn't even know who she was. Lee, sorry, ding, ding. No one had a clue who you were until literally seven minutes ago. And can I say - And you're not exactly our target audience, Lee. I was happy when he didn't know who I was.

18:18Vogue Williams:Now I feel like - I'm sorry. I've been, now the problem is, now I'm like, this is a PR nightmare for me. I've lowered you to the level.

18:26Joanne McNally:You've lowered me significantly. What I think is absolutely hysterical, and I say that, like the man, so the absolute hypocrisy of a man who lives to chase cloud. He literally, he set up a cameo two weeks after Marion Katie Price. I've never seen cloud chasing like it. It's podium level cloud chasing.

18:48Vogue Williams:You put out this amazing open letter, Defending My Honour, which is absolutely brilliant, slagging him off even more. and then he comes out last night tags me again because I can see it when it comes up tags me again saying he's going to absolutely go in on certain people and I'm like Joanne he's got 60 what has he posted go and check and she's like no he hasn't tagged me I'm like he just blocked he just ignored me he just blocked me he just blocked me and pretended that didn't happen I'm getting it in the neck again tonight at 10pm UK time

19:21Joanne McNally:UK time I mean we're all going to be sitting here and bated breath. Do you know what? Obviously. You'll have to tell. Give me the highlights tomorrow. The toupee on him again last night.

19:29Vogue Williams:I did see. I think the toupee looks good. There you go, Lee. So do I, Lee. I think he's the hair.

19:33Joanne McNally:Whatever's going on there. The toupee has gone to his head. That is for sure. We cannot confirm whether he wears a toupee or not. We don't know that. Well, I don't know how much minoxidil you'd have to be on to get growth like that. The above was humour.

19:45Vogue Williams:And do you know what, Lee? That is where, that is some common ground between us because I thoroughly enjoy a hair extension. You've got a great head of hair. There we go.

19:55Joanne McNally:Whose hair it is, I'm not sure, but it looks great on your head as it stands. But like... Sorry, actually, I have a gift for you. So...

20:01Vogue Williams:Hang on. You need to put these in. Did you get a cameo from Leandre's? Paid for 24-hour express delivery. Cost me 70 quid. Are you serious? It's the best. I have not stopped laughing since yesterday.

20:22Joanne McNally:Oh my God. Are we going to play this on the podcast? They won't be able to hear it because he can sue us or they can sue us if we do. So we'll just have to go with your reaction.

20:31Vogue Williams:Shut up. I asked Lee.

20:34Joanne McNally:Hold on a sec. Okay, so there she is. Joanne, yeah. It's from hey, Lee, Lee. God, he looks great. I thought so too. Do we fancy Lee? Is this a whole pivot for us? It's possible. He's a handsome man. I asked him to give Vogue please I'm trying to listen to Lee Vogue will commentate what was asked of him last week

20:57Vogue Williams:I basically asked him to say hi to Joanne his biggest fan and would he give her some business advice and that he hopes she's having a great hot girl summer and then at the end of it he finished off by calling her Joanne

21:10Joanne McNally:he just did a bit of Freudian slip there he was like I'm still rewriting my adventure and he goes sorry I mean writing my adventure and he's like I wish I could rewrite the last Can I even say what he said? I think we can give an idea of what was said.

21:22Vogue Williams:Did you like his business advice? I thought he would be the perfect character to give you some business advice.

21:30Joanne McNally:Open as many doors as you can. He also acknowledges it himself in the video that he is recording the cameo in a Dubai mall.

21:38Vogue Williams:Yeah, he is. So he's out and about. We know he is. Because Vogue paid for express delivery. I did. I paid for express delivery. He's called me a trailblazer. That's really sweet. Yeah, I think he seemed really nice in that. Misnames you at the end. Joanna, of course. Of course. 75 quid that cost me because I got express delivery.

21:57Joanne McNally:Are you happy? He's sending me love.

22:01Vogue Williams:He is. Uh-oh. Oh, man, he's married.

22:07Joanne McNally:I'm not finished. Send it to me. I must have watched that. Oh, God. Fucking hell. Open it there for me again Podcast is going to have to finish now Because Joanne's going to watch this for two hours Sorry, yeah

22:20Vogue Williams:Okay

22:21Joanne McNally:She does seem quite nicer though The low bones of a vibrator upstairs

22:27Joanne's just going to take five actually She'll be back in

22:30Joanne McNally:Yeah, just give me five guys, yeah Just going to cool off upstairs

22:36Joanne McNally:It's gas though because If I was him Knowing I don't know how he didn't put that together now

22:41Vogue Williams:Because I asked yesterday I got someone else to mail obviously And pay for it because I didn't want it coming from my account. Of course.

22:48Joanne McNally:I'm just surprised he doesn't actually,

22:50Vogue Williams:like he hasn't put it together that it was too bad. Did you like his business advice?

22:55Joanne McNally:This is what I mean about him. It's like, dude, we're only responding to what you're putting out there. And then he put up a post about his mental health. And I said, I was like, oh, I don't know if I could do this reply video now because once someone brings up their mental health, you kind of, all bets are off. it's really annoying actually it's really annoying when they play the mental health card I've never cited my mental health ever thank god thank god the mental health thing

23:29Vogue Williams:but then at the end of it he was like you can hear it all in my tell all interview so it's like hang on a second pal are you staying offline or are you going offline

23:36Joanne McNally:I know and I spoke to you about it and I spoke to Ross about it and I was like can I and you're both like absolutely. Had he not set up a new media Instagram handle and to direct all the traffic after talking about his mental health I was like yeah he's just such a spoofer. He literally could spoof professionally.

23:53Vogue Williams:He's our spoofer of the year. He is a giant spoofer.

23:56Joanne McNally:What are you going to do tonight? Are you going to have a couple of drinks and wait for 10 o 'clock? He's got 60 enemies in the celeb land and read what he said that he's going to do tonight. Because I saw you in there if you don't mind.

24:08Vogue Williams:Hang on.

24:09Joanne McNally:Okay here's what he's going to do tonight. I'll forward you that video you're welcome thank you do you want just rocking around the Dubai mall

24:17Vogue Williams:I'm pulling you all apart tomorrow 10pm UK time I wonder if I mailed him and asked him to stop to 9 because I will be asleep at 10 do you think he'd do that?

24:27Joanne McNally:I think he'd do it I think he's quite accommodating

24:29Vogue Williams:I'm going to mail him right now I'm going to say Lee I'm really sorry but I'm pregnant and I'm going to be asleep at 10 would you mind?

24:34Joanne McNally:mind earlier

24:35Vogue Williams:I'm completely fed up with fake boxers sneaky DJs okay so I'm either I could be one of any of these. I could be a sneaky DJ. A famous for nothing presenter. I could be that. I'd put my money on that one. A desperate ex.

24:52Vogue Williams:No, hang on. Hang on. There's another boss. A desperate reality relevant goon. Could be me. Oh, yeah. Oh, I wouldn't. I wouldn't consider you reality. Making money on my name and slandering my relationship with lies and gossip. Nellie, I think you're the... Will I mail him? Will I mail him and say, can you swap to eight o 'clock? I'm pregnant and I'll be wrecked.

25:13Joanne McNally:I mean, I would love you to, but I wouldn't. I mean, are we going to open this? Are we going to open this?

25:18Vogue Williams:He keeps mailing me. He's going to know now. I've seen them. Where is he, Lee?

25:22Joanne McNally:I will say, the fact that I don't think, because someone messaged me today going, I hope you're going to be annihilated at 10. I'm like, I really don't think I'm involved in this. The fact that he keeps going in for you. She hasn't been tagged.

25:34Vogue Williams:Oh, there he is. Okay, so he tagged me. I'm going to say, Lee, would you mind? okay Lee would you mind

25:41Joanne McNally:yeah folk here would you mind

25:44Vogue Williams:doing it at 8

25:44Joanne McNally:is there any chance you could swap the public annihilation to an earlier time like 8 as I'm pregnant and I'll be asleep by 10

25:50Vogue Williams:oh he's active now can he see us can he see us okay Lee would you mind moving the pulling apart to 8pm I'm pregnant so usually I sleep by 10 and I don't want to miss my shout out X yeah did you send yeah yeah yeah yeah

26:11Vogue Williams:It's only a bit of fun. Well, that's what I think. I genuinely think it's a bit of crack and I'm like, surely he knows that. It depends how far he goes on me tonight now.

26:20Joanne McNally:Surely he knows that. Like, are we not all in on the joke? Is this, are we not all like getting a bit of crack out of this?

26:26Vogue Williams:Oh, there he is. Okay, he's gone to general. Okay, got it. Are we going to be able to talk about anything else now

26:31Joanne McNally:while we reach his reply? Yeah.

26:33Vogue Williams:Has he seen? no it's not seen I'll tell you when it's seen oh act of four minutes ago damn it come on Lee come back online he's probably off doing a cameo

26:42Joanne McNally:now while we're waiting for our new boyfriend Lee

26:46Vogue Williams:to reply to us we think Joanne fancies him that's what has happened

26:53Joanne McNally:while we're waiting on that I would like to discuss Taylor's wedding Taylor's wedding me too so let's go let's break it down let's break it down I have a list here of stuff that I'd like to reference.

27:05Vogue Williams:Okay, my first thing about Taylor Swift's wedding, have you seen that house she has in Maine? Or where is it, Jo? That gorgeous, beautiful house, like right on the coast. And she goes and stays there sometimes and it's really fab. Yeah. Why did she want to get married in New York in a building that she had to turn into something nicer and spend$20 million when she could have literally rented a full island and had all her pals there?

27:33Joanne McNally:Security. I just so everyone's kicking off because she got married in Madison Square Garden in Square Gardens in New York on 4th of July it's a holiday weekend and it's a heat wave and she shut down shut off like loads of New York blah blah blah but she also donated do you know how much money she donated to the city of New York as a charity gift before the wedding

27:54Vogue Williams:how much 27 million wow and they're still

27:57Joanne McNally:giving out about it

27:58Vogue Williams:I do like Taylor Swift not because of 27 million I love her I actually I just really respect her

28:03Joanne McNally:So do I. Do you know what? She screams to me. She's a woman. It's like, I just don't get, nothing I do is ever right. I just don't give a shit anymore. I'm going to do what I want to do.

28:12Vogue Williams:Yeah. She's, there's something. But she's smart. She's intelligent. She's really good at what she does. And she's just like, do you know what? I'm not actually going to let all this bullshit pull me down. I'm just going to fucking wade through it with my head.

28:25Joanne McNally:Held high. Sorry.

28:27Vogue Williams:Can we talk about Blake Lively not being invited? I know.

28:30Joanne McNally:Scarlett. No. Everyone, obviously, obviously unless you're living under a rock you know that the whole Blake Lively just didn't build anything and Taylor was dragged into it and their messages were put on, were made public and I don't know, I kind of lost track of that whole Blake Lively thing, apparently a judge threw that all out.

28:46Vogue Williams:Well a judge threw it out, now she's taking him back to court to try and get some legal fees off him, it's like babe stop

28:51Joanne McNally:I mean that was quite the spectacle and it kind of blew up in her face

28:55Vogue Williams:How is no one saying Blake, no stop Blake

28:57Joanne McNally:Do you know what I think, because I was on the TikTok and Taylor had a thousand people at her wedding so it's not even like Blake, like as in she was on Green and Orton and I was like, do you know what, I get that completely she was like, she's so much money a lot of weddings are like, how many people can we afford to bring and then people get cut and you know, there's a lot of politics

29:17Vogue Williams:I have to say, having come from two weddings and my first wedding being full of people and my second wedding only have 20 people I way prefer to the smaller wedding it's so much nicer and more intimate

29:27Joanne McNally:yeah, I just think she's got the money she was like there's a thousand people coming she's like I'm not going to do that whole trying to estimate how close we are how many times we've met because anyone I've met for any length of time is invited that I like

29:38Vogue Williams:do you know what for instance the Graham Norton one you meet Graham Norton you're like oh my god you're actually really saying come to my wedding I'm going to hang out with you

29:44Joanne McNally:and get pissed yeah Lena Dunham was there she made some joke about

29:47Vogue Williams:American football being played porn Gigi Hadid looking like an actual Barbie doll yeah stunning

29:51Joanne McNally:did you hear the joke Lena Dunham made and everyone's going mad again what did she say Lena just can't do right

29:56Vogue Williams:for doing wrong she was she made a speech

29:59Joanne McNally:although her ex was there Jack Watts' face he's now married to Margaret Quailey

30:04Vogue Williams:Margaret Quailey's a ride I don't know who Jack Watts' face is

30:08Joanne McNally:is Lena's ex who was basically the main event in the book that she just wrote and she talks about it and he had an affair he left her for Lord's Lord who? the singer oh the singer of the Lord yeah and now he's married

30:23Vogue Williams:to Margaret Quailey yeah she's a great actress

30:25Joanne McNally:there was loads of I saw some kind of Excel doc of all the people that were there who've all like ridden.

30:33Vogue Williams:And like they're like the awkwardness of anything.

30:35Joanne McNally:Anyway, Lena made a joke in her speech.

30:37Vogue Williams:I'm not ignoring you. I'm just keeping an eye. I'm keeping an eye.

30:39Joanne McNally:Oh God, I forgot about Lee already. Oh, damn. Lena made a joke saying that American football is basically just gay porn. And everyone's like, how dare she? It's like, it's a joke. Chill out.

30:52Vogue Williams:Everyone's annoyed about that.

30:54Joanne McNally:Everyone's just annoying. Taylor walked up the aisle to her own song, which I thought was actually quite sweet. I know. Which one? Which song? I don't know why I asked. I don't know. The one about marriage. I like that other one. It's a pricey event. She's going to save there on royalties. That cost her nothing. And it was only at the instrumental, it wasn't her singing. They did 20 minutes speech.

31:14Vogue Williams:That one. Romeo and Juliet. Oh, love story.

31:19Joanne McNally:There you go. 20 minute speech, 20 minute vows and they're all crying and all. Perfect. I can't stand. that's the thing about when people get married

31:28Vogue Williams:in a church I'm like oh no

31:29Joanne McNally:20 minutes is quite long

31:31Vogue Williams:sorry have you been to a Catholic wedding they're an hour and a half in there talking absolutely

31:36Joanne McNally:speeches no no no sorry their vows I meant their vows were 20 minutes each each

31:40Vogue Williams:yeah I know what I don't know if that's true

31:45Joanne McNally:well according to my no that could be what are you talking about

31:47Vogue Williams:for 20 minutes

31:48Joanne McNally:they're talking about how much they love each other and then apparently Travis was like bawling crying and everything and he was like I'm going to protect you forever and then she got a little wet behind the eyes yeah and then she sent a wedding cake to all the fans outside on the street so when your man Jack Watts' face got married to Margaret Quailey what's Jack Watts' face can I see his picture fuck Jack in there Jack Watts' face Jack Watts' face married to Margaret Quailey Nina Dunham Jack and he'll come up straight away oh he's seen it he's seen it I don't want to be alone when the response comes do you know what though he's tagging her in shit I'm typing

32:28Vogue Williams:I feel like I'm going to jump out the window

32:35Joanne McNally:I can't take this I can't

32:38Vogue Williams:how have you

32:39Joanne McNally:how have you got me into this shit

32:42Vogue Williams:this was your idea

32:43Joanne McNally:ah come on it's funny it's funny I think it's funny I'm assuming he thinks it's funny hopefully he thinks it's funny yeah

32:50Vogue Williams:he might say something mean I'll be like I'll eat stop wrong that's what I mean like come on

32:55Joanne McNally:let's defuse this God I miss texting lads it's so much fun

32:59Vogue Williams:and if it doesn't work out with Katie I have a girl here who's right up your street no don't say anything don't say anything just keep it cool I see you like I see you like mess don't embarrass me though leave us Facebook official before this episode comes out

33:12Joanne McNally:no it's complicated remember that it's complicated are you seeing anyone it's complicated try and get us back on track his name is Jack Antonoff so when Jack Antonoff got married to Margaret Qualley I prefer Jack Watson's face yeah Jack Watson's face yeah and can I see a picture Taylor went to the wedding and like thousands of people turned up outside the church trying to see Taylor Swift oh she said it was a nightmare so when she was getting married she was obviously like I need somewhere with high security and apparently Madison Square Garden's got like airport level security I kind of get it and then she powered a load of cash into it made it look nice inside

33:48Vogue Williams:like I I don't I just think well when you look at Julie for instance I love the vibe that her wedding would be more of my street like getting to be away and like I don't want to be in New York in like a box Taylor's quite conservative I think it's like me going to to have my wedding at Wembley you know what I mean I know

34:05Joanne McNally:I just think with the roof closed I just think that's what she had to do I think Taylor three arena would be nice it doesn't matter three arena would be nice very boxy again very boxy I feel like it doesn't matter what she does it doesn't matter what she does if she gets married privately

34:21Vogue Williams:I've seen the rest is public What? Yeah. Show me. Oh, my God. Taylor. Who else? I'm looking at it as an option myself now with them. Hang on. There's too much AI. There's too much AI. No. Is it? Hold on. Did you see that she invited Hugh Grant as well? Yeah. Oh, he said, ha ha. I didn't schedule it. But I'll see what I can do. Congrats on the baby to both of you. Oh. We're mates again. There are a few other things coming your way, but nothing detrimental more on the gist of the recent events take good care the few things coming your way he sent you a present

35:01Joanne McNally:did you just congratulate you on your baby and then threaten you in the same message

35:06Vogue Williams:this is a wild morning but nothing detrimental more on the gist of recent events I'll be like it's all in the name of Fun Lee isn't it yeah it's all in the name of good crack it's all in the name of there's a laughing emoji

35:16Joanne McNally:so it's all so this diffuses massively

35:18Vogue Williams:and ask him to unblock me no don't don't don't leave it leave it

35:21Joanne McNally:the only time I looked after it

35:24Vogue Williams:but you know what I've changed my mind about him so do I I'm mad about him I actually think no but I think I actually think he's in on this ah he definitely is he's actually but like I actually was thinking that he was thinking we all believe it but I think he's taking the piss out of all of us

35:40Joanne McNally:but like it's so weird because when I saw that story last night about like putting all these people on blast I did think like you've gone from talking about how your mental health you need to take time away to now like kind of ramping it all up even more. You know, like, get ready.

35:55Vogue Williams:But I'm still getting it in the next night.

35:58Joanne McNally:Get it in the next night. I might say to him,

36:01Vogue Williams:would you mind actually diverting your abuse towards Joanne, who is much more deserving?

36:06Joanne McNally:Yeah, I wouldn't mind a little. A little taggy whack. Has he read? Has he read? Okay.

36:17Joanne McNally:Oh, by the way, sorry. I'm in Exeter this Sunday and there's tickets left.

36:21Vogue Williams:I laughed out loud in the gym when I was listening back to the bonus. And you were like, oh, Powderpuff Castle, gorgeous. I just read it for the first time. It's not in Powderpuff Castle, it's in Powder Castle or something.

36:34Joanne McNally:Powder Castle.

36:35Vogue Williams:Where is it on? Because I literally just listened to that day and you're like, gorgeous.

36:41Joanne McNally:It's one of these like open gigs, do you know?

36:44Vogue Williams:Oh, that will be gorgeous. It is nice.

36:46Joanne McNally:Now, they're harder gigs because the laughs just, there's no acoustics. so the laughs just kind of disappear into the sky. That's what I tell myself anyway.

36:55Vogue Williams:I actually had a great gig. They're having a ball. No one was laughing. They had a great gig. Powder Room Castle. Powder Ham. Powder Ham Castle. Yeah, Powder Gorge. Gorgeous. Not Powder Puff. I'd love to be going myself. More stuff about Taylor Swift. Yeah, I can't believe she donated. Oh, she wore Christian Dior. Ooh. Designed by Jonathan Anderson.

37:16Joanne McNally:He's Irish. He is Irish. do you know what someone was saying they were like Taylor she's she's very she's very productive creatively and they reckon the plan is they're like this isn't a private event they reckon she's made a documentary about it and that one now she's going to take some time away probably try and get pregnant all that jazz unless she's pregnant already and then she'll air the documentary so she kind of keeps her in the limelight as such without her making music

37:44Vogue Williams:Adam Sandler was the he officiated it I know isn't that so cool we just get my friend Adam Sandler to officiate our wedding

37:52Joanne McNally:this woman called Megan in Daily Mail USA wrote this awful article about Taylor Swift's wedding it was so mean and so I actually went to the comments even the comments the Daily Mail were like

38:02Vogue Williams:this is really mean

38:03Joanne McNally:it was calling it like a tacky farce and said the next thing is they're just heading straight for divorce and I was like mind your own fucking business she's got so much shit coming her way she also has billions and squillions of pounds but I do see I see she's gone I can see she's she's stepped into herself I can see that in her she was even talking about her albums and all she was like you make your album then you blow it into the wind if you enjoy it great maybe if you don't enjoy it now maybe you enjoy it in five years and if you don't I was doing it for myself anyway she's just very

38:31Vogue Williams:I think that it's a really good way to be impressive if you live in a world now where everybody just feels like it's a right the annihilator absolutely everything that you do the annihilator and for somebody as famous as her she just has to like it would drive her crazy otherwise she has to like but do you ever see the comments on all the kardashians posts and stuff i'm like jesus christ and they're like people that you can trace back to their instagram and they just care so little yeah that they're like i'm just gonna say whatever i want it's like you're such a weirdo yeah it's literally like how low will you go and i get i get there's like articles written for clickbait and stuff like that but remember that like about when would it have been probably four months ago there was two journalists i actually screen grabbed them and i was gonna mail them and be like you are women and you're saying that about somebody because it was so bad.

39:19Vogue Williams:They basically wrote articles being like, Vogue Williams is having a band-aid baby. And I was like, oh. And I was so upset by it because as well, we'd had a miscarriage like the year before. So it would have been like a year long journey. I was like, fuck you. My child will read that. And I just think it's like, there's just no level that's low, too low for them. I'm like, would your parents read that article that you're writing about somebody and think, why are you doing that?

39:45Joanne McNally:Do you think they just lose their way? Do you think you just get into somewhere like that and you just lose your, you lose sense of like what's right. What's appropriate.

39:52Vogue Williams:Like it's fine to like slag someone off for certain things. Like I don't care about that. I get clickbait. But when people go too far like that, like, and that was actually removed and I got an apology.

40:01Joanne McNally:Well, that was a very sensitive subject for you because I was actually quite, I was surprised that you were so upset about it because you've got a pretty thick skin. But it was, you were, you'd gone through with a lot of shit between the miscarriage and the getting pregnant and all that jazz. and you yeah it's like it's your baby i just kind of because i don't have kids i was like i don't i i felt really sorry for you because i knew how upset you were it was a really insensitive

40:24Vogue Williams:yeah it was really so you can go like super low or you can have like have fun with an article like have like we can all have a laugh at stuff that's written about us like but the daily man the son picked up something that i had said in a podcast i don't know if it was on this one or my other one about me saying that i was kicked out of a supermarket remember about four years ago i got kicked out of a supermarket because I had a bikini top on and trousers. Yeah.

40:45Joanne McNally:So you have to wear like full outfit.

40:47Vogue Williams:I wasn't just wandering into my bikini

40:49Joanne McNally:with my fucking vagina hanging out.

40:51Vogue Williams:You want to receive the comments? Bikini after 40

40:54Joanne McNally:is like cappuccino after 11. Cappuccino after 11? I'm sorry. What fucking weirdo has gone to bed at two o 'clock in the day? Can you not have a cappuccino after 11?

41:05Vogue Williams:Mouth like a torn pocket.

41:12Oh my God, that's amazing. I forgot this is our favourite thing to do. I love it. It's like the dexter.

41:18Vogue Williams:Going like a torn pocket. Going shopping in a bikini, if it were my shop, I would march her out immediately. Hygiene lady. Yeah, Caroline, do you think I was just dragging my flaps along the floor? Like, piss off.

41:33Joanne McNally:Sorry, I completely, I didn't hear any of that. I'm just still focused on my, like a torn pocket. It's absolutely phenomenal.

41:38Vogue Williams:I live in Spain and it's vile behaviour walking around towns and swimwear. The police are now fining people. I look forward to it. Walking around the streets

41:48Joanne McNally:with your armbands on, do you know what I mean? People do go into shops in their bikinis but I do understand the locals as well are like, this is really annoying. If you think about it, like the other day, I was like, I was walking around, I was opening the door. I was like,

41:59Vogue Williams:I'm the last one, Pete Powell, another glaring attention hound stopped flaunting and started having some self-respect.

42:06Joanne McNally:Sew up that mouth. Sew up your pocket. Sell up that pocket in your face. Disgusting. Yuck. Have some self-respect, you whore. Do you remember your man, every time I hear yuck now, do you remember the guy on Hinge in Cape Town? He was like, what age? Are you 40? And I went, yeah. And he goes, remember he goes, yuck. I was like, wow.

42:29Vogue Williams:Well, listeners, thank you so much for listening. And I'm glad that we put all that stuff to bed. So done now.

42:35Joanne McNally:What a day to be alive. And Lee, sending love. love and light your way

42:41Vogue Williams:yeah sending love and light I will see you at 10pm

42:46Joanne McNally:well I will keep an eye yeah you keep an eye through my finster

42:55Vogue Williams:this has been a global production