Chiefs and Eagles Frustrations, Philip Rivers Returns and Kelce Hygiene | EP 169

10 Dec 2025 · 48 min

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Podcast Summary: New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce - Episode 169

Episode Title

Chiefs and Eagles Frustrations, Philip Rivers Returns and Kelce Hygiene

Podcast Description "New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce" features football superstars Jason and Travis Kelce, who provide an insider's perspective on the NFL, share personal anecdotes, and engage with fans through humor and banter. Each week they recap games, discuss trending sports news, and occasionally welcome special guests.

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Episode Highlights

Introduction

  • Hosts: Jason Kelce (Philadelphia Eagles) and Travis Kelce (Kansas City Chiefs)
  • Episode Focus: A recap of recent games featuring the Eagles and Chiefs, community engagement, and fan questions.

Chiefs vs. Texans Recap

  • Travis's Reflection: Expresses frustration over the Chiefs' loss to the Texans, emphasizing missed opportunities and the importance of discipline and execution in crucial game moments.
  • Jason's Support: Acknowledges Travis's competitive nature and the challenges the Chiefs face this season.

Eagles vs. Chargers Recap

  • Jason's Frustration: Shares his disappointment after the Eagles’ overtime loss to the Chargers, highlighting repeated mistakes including turnovers and penalties.
  • Game Analysis:
  • Both teams experienced numerous turnovers, with the Eagles suffering from poor performance in critical moments.
  • Notable performances from the Chargers' defense and the Eagles' offense, which has struggled with consistency.

Philip Rivers' Return

  • Breaking News: The Colts sign 44-year-old Philip Rivers to their practice squad, marking his return to the NFL after a three-year absence.
  • Discussion: The brothers speculate on Rivers’ potential impact and legacy, noting his impressive career and past accolades.

Fan Interactions

  • Forging Signatures: The brothers discuss personal experiences with forging signatures during their youth, highlighting humorous anecdotes.
  • Drink Personalities: Fans' questions lead to a light-hearted analysis where Travis compares himself to a “Four Loko” and Jason to a “Jaeger Bomb.”

Hygiene and Lifestyle Discussions

  • Towel Washing Debate: The topic of how often to wash shower towels arises. Jason emphasizes personal hygiene while Travis presents a light-hearted take on the environment and sustainability.

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Key Takeaways

  • Frustrations in Performance: Both teams (Chiefs and Eagles) experienced significant challenges in their recent games, pointing to the need for improvement in execution to succeed in future matches.
  • Community Engagement and Acknowledgments: Travis is nominated for the Walter Payton Man of the Year award for his charitable work, underscoring the importance of community involvement among NFL players.
  • Light-hearted Banter: The podcast maintains a humorous tone, balancing serious football discussions with personal anecdotes and fan interactions, showcasing the Kelce brothers' dynamic.

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Conclusion The episode encapsulates the ups and downs of NFL life, providing fans with insights into the personal and professional challenges faced by the Kelce brothers. Their candid discussions about football, alongside personal stories and fan interactions, create an engaging and relatable experience for listeners.

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  • New episodes of "New Heights" are released every Wednesday. Follow the show on platforms like Wondery, YouTube, and Spotify for exclusive content and insights.

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0:00Did you look at your Spotify? I don't know how to do it. Where is it at? You go to Spotify and I'm pretty sure it just. Oh, it's time for your 2025 wrapped. 13 ,388 minutes. 254 genres. That's a lot of genres. That's way more than a lot of people for sure. My top genre is doo-wop. It's going to tell you your average age. Age. Don't take this personally. Oh my God. What is it? That's embarrassing. What is it? 83. 83. Nice. That's pretty good.

0:37Welcome back to New Heights. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, a Wondery show brought to you by Yeti. And that's not me. We're talking about the Yeti coolers, the Yeti drinks, the Yeti everything. Ooh, that New Heights green. Ooh, how about it? I love that. We're your hosts. I'm Travis Kelsey. This is my big brother, Jason Kelsey out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Shout out to the Heights and shout out to the Cincinnati Bearcats headed to the Liberty Bowl. versus the Naval Academy. Good old-fashioned Liberty Bowl. Birmingham, Alabama. Is it still in Birmingham, Alabama? I don't think so. No, it moved?

1:10The Liberty Bowl for me was in Memphis, Tennessee. No, that was the Belk Bowl. That was in Charlotte. Really? Yeah. So the Liberty Bowl moved to Memphis. It was at UAB Stadium in Birmingham, Alabama when I played in it. There you go. Right? Or am I thinking of a different Bowl? I think you're thinking of the Papa John's Bowl. I am thinking of the PapaJohns.com Bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go, Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. Subscribe on YouTube, Wondry Plus, wherever you get your podcasts, and follow the show on all social media. Add New Heights Show with one S for fun clips throughout the week.

1:40Jason, please, this is where you tell everyone what we're going to talk about. Well, 92 %ers, we've got an incredibly depressing football portion of this great episode. We're going to recap the Chiefs-Saxons game, as well as the loss of the Eagles in overtime to the Chargers. but we will get into a lot more NFL discussions that will hopefully be more joyous. We're going to get into all that in a minute, but first we're always going to start with a little bit of that new news. New news is brought to you by American Express. Biggest piece of new news is Travis has been the chief's nominee for Walter Payton man of the year.

2:17This is your third nominee. How many times you've been nominated for three or four, three or four. In particular, you're nominated for your work with Operation Breakthrough. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Walter Payton, Man of the Year, it's kind of all-encompassing. It's turned into one of the greatest honors you can receive in the NFL. A lot of it comes down to charitable work and community work, but it also comes down to how you are as a player and the values and everything that you kind of exude as an NFL player to your teammates and city. And, you know, it's named after the late, great Walter Payton.

2:55His family is still involved in giving out this award. So it is an incredible honor to be nominated for it. Trav, what are your thoughts? Obviously, you've been nominated before. Yeah. I mean, I was nominated last year, maybe not the year before that, but a year or two prior to that one. Obviously, you don't do the work and you're not who you are to the community and to the teams for the award. You know, you're not doing this in hopes that you one day could be it. So it's I just do it because I love seeing these kids have something that they wouldn't have otherwise. I love doing it to support, you know, what Operation Breakthrough means to this community.

3:34And I love doing things with my foundational team because my foundation team is amazing and they find ways to give back to the community. And they find events that bring the community closer together. And it's just an honor. And it's obviously representing a whole lot more people than just myself. I think the Chiefs community outreach is second to absolutely none. And that shows in how many Walter Payton man of the years we've had in Kansas City and the tradition that that Lamar Hunt embedded in this organization back in the 60s and 70s of how, you know, he was going to make sure that the fans that are showing up in the community that's showing up is going to, you know, see us give back to them.

4:16for how much they show up for us on Sundays, man. And it's just an absolute honor to represent this organization, to represent my foundation, and even more so to represent Operation Breakthrough and all the kids and all the amazing things that they're doing over there. Well, congratulations, Trav. I mean, listen, I think you do so much for that community in Kansas City. And really, I mean, Philadelphia community, you've been involved with the Eagles Autism Challenge. You do so much surrounding the NFL and the landscape and supporting the fans and different communities that the teams are in. So back in Cleveland, couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

4:48Well done. Thank you, man. And thank you to all the 92 percenters who shared their Spotify wrapped because we were the number one sports podcast on Spotify of the 2025 year. Obviously, a lot of familiar faces up there. Incredible podcasts up here. Yep. Yeah. Absolutely. Bustin' with the boys made the list. We got our guy Pat McAfee. Pat McAfee, part of my take. A bunch of friends on there that are all well-deserving of it. But thank you guys for posting all that and tuning in week in, week out. We also heard from a bunch of 92 %ers who got their YouTube recap, but wanted to specifically shout out Rachel, who was in our top 0.1 % of viewers.

5:31That's pretty crazy. Rachel said, safe to say I look forward to Wednesdays as she posted a picture of her literally being top 0.1 % of viewers. That's awesome. Shout out to Rachel. Well done. It was awesome seeing a bunch of people posting, you know, where they're at in the percentages and how many minutes. I don't know if that was on YouTube or if that was a Spotify thing, but the end of the year recaps. Did you look at your Spotify? I don't know how to do it. Where is it at? You go to Spotify and I'm pretty sure it's just free. free Spotify ad. It's fine with it. I'm cool with it. Is it in? Where is it at?

6:06It should be in home. Oh, it's time for your 2025 wrapped. All right. We're ready for you. Swipe up. You listened 13 ,388 minutes. 254 genres. That's a lot of genres. That's way more than a lot of people for sure. My top genre is doo-wop. Oh, you're seeing me and you are. What was your? It's going to tell you your average age. Ooh. So doo-wop is more because I sing a lot of doo-wop songs to Finny. For some reason, she stops crying when I sing like Fleetwoods and some of the doo-wop music from back in the day. Okay. Then obviously, I've always been an outlaw country guy. Synth pop, big synth pop.

6:51Children's music. Yep, this is all adding up. Beach music. All right, here we go. Age. Don't take this personally. Oh, my God. What is it? That's embarrassing. What is it? 83. 83. Nice. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I'm older than dad. I was 68. Yeah. I'm right underneath dad. That's hilarious. Nice. Well, it's always fun to see what your average age is compared to your Spotify and the songs you're listening to. That wraps up new news brought to you by American Express. Let's get to some fan mentions. We got a fun basket weave mention from EAW7354, the official way to hold garagers. The old double hand.

7:38I just want to be like, that's not a basket weaving style technique, right? The basket weaving is hand over hand. Or is that basket weaving? I didn't write basket weave in here. Have you ever held a beer by two hands? I don't think I've ever done that. Not crossed like that. I kind of want to try it. Ball security. Beer security. Beer security. Man, that sounds like a TV show. By the way, I do want to point out, outside of the doo-wop album, because I play that every night when I'm singing to Finney. Second album. Tate Tate? You know it. That was number one for me. Damn it. I don't have any. Kids are singing to see.

8:18I can't sing Tate songs. I'm not that. Dad, you're really off pitch here. You can sing along. You can sing along. They're catchy. They are. All right. Bold topics to wrap up week 14. Let's start with Sunday night football. Chiefs 10, Texans 20. Trav, I'll let you take it away, brother. Yeah, man. It's been a tough fucking go around for the past two days. It's just, you put in all this fucking work in hopes that it pays off. And right now, it's just for whatever fucking reason, man. It's little things. It's, I don't know, discipline. I feel like I've always had the answers in years past, and this year I just can't find them.

9:01And I keep thinking if I show up to work and I put in the work and I fix the issues through my practice habits and through perfecting the game plan and my fundamentals and what I'm being taught and go out there and try and play my ass off for my guys next to me, it's all going to come together like it has in years past, and this year is just not, man. And not to say that I won't keep doing that. It's all that I can do. It's all that I'm going to always show up to work and fucking give it my all. And if there's a game to be played, I'm going to fucking make it the most important game of the world.

9:37Yeah. But obviously looking at the playoffs, this is a tough reality to be in, especially with, I don't know, just how we've always found a way in years past. So it's a shitty fucking feeling, especially dropping the fucking ball late in the game like that when we were on our last fucking chance to make something shake. It's a shitty feeling, man. I hear you. You put in all this work to be there for your guys, and I just wasn't that. I do got to point out. I think that that catch would have been a pretty damn impressive catch. That was a tough one. I mean, you're running all the way over here, and you're trying to reach back.

10:18I know you always hold yourself to a high standard, but that would have been a tough catch. I'll say this. Again, it's another game that was right there, right? And we knew going into it the Texans had a great defense. We knew Chiefs had a great defense. And it was going to come down to the team that made the few mistakes. And at the end of the day, with the drop passes and things at the end of the game, even throughout the game, there were multiple times where you guys had the opportunities. And it's just like, it's just been a very weird year for the Chiefs. And you guys have been in, I mean, what is it, seven straight?

10:48This was the first time in, what, nine seasons you guys aren't going to win the AFC West or whatever it is since 2015. You know, I think sometimes the ball just doesn't fall your way. And you guys have had the epitome of that this year. Yeah, I don't know. I know it's frustrating. I know that, you know, it's the competitor you are and, you know, how badly you want it, how badly Pat wants it, the work you guys put in. So I feel for you for sure. and I know that that game in particular was a frustrating one because of what it meant. It's frustrating, but we got four games left and it'll put my fucking heart on the line for these guys because they deserve that.

11:29Chiefs Kingdom, you guys deserve that and we're going to keep this thing fucking rolling, man. What is the mindset? You guys just one game at a time, just got the Chargers this week? Yeah, I mean, obviously we don't necessarily control our own destiny at this point. Like I said, we need some things to happen outside of us winning all our games. So that's all you can do, man. You got the Chargers coming in, and you just get after them. I just feel like if you guys get the 10-7 this year in the AFC, that'll sneak in at a wild card. But one game at a time. Yep. Four games left. What do the Chiefs have to get fixed the most?

12:05What are you guys the most focused on? Critical situations towards the end of the game, showing up. I mean, obviously, drop passes. Yeah, drops are the things that stood out to me watching it. Missed blocks in key situations that could spark big runs, spark big plays, and scoring touchdowns. You got to score touchdowns in this league, man. And field goals aren't going to cut it. I think it's just details on all phases, even though I thought our defense fucking showed up and played a hell of a game against the Texans this week. Chris Jones, my God. He was showing his heart, man. That's for sure.

12:41Spags was dialing up all these blitzes. I mean, it was a fun game to watch from the defense for sure. They were doing everything they could. And shout out to the Texans, man. They made plays when they needed to. They got good players over there, man. That defense is freaking – it's the best in the NFL right now. Yeah. D 'Amico Ryan's – dude, every single person on that staff I've played with in Philly, it's kind of amazing considering how they all have like – and a lot of them weren't even there together. Like D 'Amico's the head coach. Matt Burke's the D.C. Corey Unlin's in the backfield. Billy Davis, who was the DC when Chip was here, is the linebackers coach.

13:16I mean, whenever I'm at a Houston, I'm like, God dang, this is like former Philadelphia right here. But yeah, they're rolling on defense, man. Those guys are doing a great job coaching those guys up, and they have great players. I do got to shout out Esa Pole. Played good, man. The biggest thing I was worried about was the offensive line. And he played against who I think is one of the best players in the NFL and has been for a while, the Neo Hunter. And he held his own, more than held his own. No, he came in and, yeah, I was extremely proud of him, happy as hell for him. And I'll tell you, man, you want to talk about a guy that was just fucking happy to play ball, man.

13:53Yeah. Out there, high energy, no matter what the situation was, seemed like he was ready to fucking get after it. That's awesome. A guy like that who's just kind of itching at the bit to be able to get out there and show the world what he's got, man. The big athletic guy, man. And happy as hell for him. Just wish we could have got the win for him. We got the Chargers this week, obviously, coming off a win against the Eagles that we're about to get into, man. A team we know, a team that knows us, and they're rolling too. Hardball's got them playing their best fucking ball, and Herbert's playing lights out.

14:27And, yeah, we're going to have our hands full, man. Let's go ahead and get to this Eagles-Chargers game, though, on a little Monday night out there in Los Angeles. Jason, you kind of summed up the game by tweeting FML, if you want to tell everybody why you tweeted that. It was just a frustrating game to watch as an Eagles fan. We just continually kept kicking ourselves in the foot. I mean, it was turnovers, penalty down low, takes us off the two-yard line. I mean, it was just one thing after the other. Very frustrating game. It felt like there was more to be had. It did feel like we were starting to click.

15:05And then every second we got into the red zone, turnover. over. Every single time we got a chance to get a touchdown, we get knocked back and kick a field goal. We missed a field goal. It's just not too much different than the Chiefs game. It's like, man, we had our opportunities more than our opportunities. We did a lot of really good things in the game against a really good team, against a really good defense. The Chargers defense is one of the better units in the NFL. Statistically and personnel-wise, one of my favorite defensive players in the league and derwin james over there uh love watching that guy every chance i get to see him play so yeah just a really frustrating game and it ended in a very frustrating fashion where we're putting together a great drive playing outstanding ball and over time driving the length of the field and then uh the interception to lose just it was just a gut wrenching way to to end that one and you know we needed to get some momentum back and unfortunately a very sloppy game again leaves the Eagles in another week of frustration.

16:12And listen, if we take care of business and don't have these mistakes, it's going in a different direction and we're rolling. So it was a frustrating game. You mentioned that last turnover that kind of sealed it, but eight combined turnovers. Dude, it was nuts. It was like the ball was in butter. I don't even know, like, what. It's insane. There's a few bun stats. I mean, on the one play, obviously, the interception from Jalen, they pick it up, we force a fumble, Jalen recovers it, and then while he's still trying to get control of that thing, he fumbles it. It was just a comedy of turnovers all game long.

16:51There were a lot of what-the-fuck plays, and Hurts actually became the first player since 1978 with two turnovers on the same play, which tells you how rare that shit is when it happens. But six in the second quarter alone is fucking ridiculous. Yeah, it was a horrendous game of ball security, which is not. Jalen, I know the last couple of weeks have been rough for him. This is one of the things he's done well his whole career, is taking care of the football. And it's unfortunately been too out of, I guess, character or not common games from him and from our team that have really cost us. I mean, this offense has been so stagnant in the three and outs, and it's struggled to get anything going the last couple weeks.

17:43This team, well, the defense is great. The defense was phenomenal. This game, outside of the Bears game, and maybe one other one against the Giants, they've been great all season. Offensively, they're looking for who they are, it looks like. They're looking for that identity, right? And there's so many good pieces. And, you know, all these plays are great individual plays for this guy, this guy, this guy, and this guy. And it's just, you know, who are we and what are we going to be about? And throughout Jalen's tenure, and I think what lends itself to the best for this team, is, man, we got to attack the line of scrimmage with one of the best running backs in the game and just repeatedly stick to that and then take our shots down the field.

18:25It doesn't need to be this kind of crazy, outlandish thing. And I know everybody's talking about the scheme and whatnot. There were plays in this game to be had. There were opportunities. Guys were open. I thought that, quite frankly, we had a really good game offensively. Yeah, I thought you guys did. Outside of the turnovers. Obviously, the turnovers are crazy. I think that there's some positive things moving forward. First of all, the defense is still playing out of their mind. But listen, if that run game keep going like that, you know, you got stretch working. You can do a lot of things off of stretch.

18:58You got split zone, attacking the line of scrimmage. I know everybody talks about under center versus gun. I really just think about it like just build a wall. Get running off the ball and make those guys stop that. In order to stop that, you got to commit to the line of scrimmage. And then that opens things behind them. And, you know, they're a good team as well. Jesse Minner did some things that threw us off on plays here and there. That's going to happen. I thought it was overall there's a lot of positive to take away from the game. In a game that looks really negative because of the extremely bad plays that happened, there were some good things, in my opinion, on that tape.

19:37I thought the guys ran block better than they have in a while. I thought the tight ends did a pretty darn good job in this game for the most part. And, yeah, I mean, uncharacteristic game for Jalen. He cleans that up. Full confidence he will. And the defense keeps playing like this. I know that's a lot of ifs and buts and candies and nuts. But, you know, yeah. I hear you, Coach Kels. Does getting Lane Johnson back soon help? Yes, of course it does. Why is that even a question? Hopefully you guys can get him back. Hopefully Land is not too banged up. Then he can keep things rolling. I know he got a little banged up and came out for a quick second.

20:20He had a calf injury. I think that's what it was. But he came back in late, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe just keep it moving to positivity, Rabbit. So this has been a thing with the offensive line for a while now? No. This is the first time it showed up. I thought it was Landon because it feels like Landon's sense of humor. Landon said it wasn't him. I have no idea where this fucking rabbit came from. There you go. It showed up today, and the offensive lineman stressed to me that they are not sad. They just wanted good vibes, Bunny. This is from Ashley Sullivan. I would assume a reporter out there in the Philly area.

20:54At the end of the week, this positivity rabbit showed up in the locker room. And obviously, this is kind of like somebody trying to – it's a lot of negativity in Philadelphia. And before the game for an 8-4 team that's first in their division and certainly looking like they're going to be in the playoffs, I think the team was trying to make a statement like, hey, we're all in on this together. We feel like we're still the real deal. Yeah. if i'm being honest i don't really like the rabbit i think it's kind of like it's a little hokey but listen if they like it who the fuck i'm not i don't really give a fuck that much but you got to go back it up you go out there and you turn the wall over a bunch and largely you're the reason that you lose the game rabbits gotta fucking eat carrots get the fuck out of here get the antics out of here i hear you bad vibe the bad it didn't work what did they say about it so it showed up today in the offensive line stressed to me they are not sad they just wanted good vibes bunny so you're asking brandon should they ditch the rabbit or double down with more rabbits just put more rabbits in what do you which way do you go with this you're saying get rid of it i think they tried it it didn't work you got to ditch the rab i mean the whole thing's got to go it's got to go yeah i kind of agree or do you double down it's a good question do you add you do put different holiday mascots in there do you get a leprechaun do you get i mean the More rabbits is funny.

22:17I don't know how much you want to joke around about just... At this point, fucking... A season going the wrong direction right now. Yeah, if I'm losing, not winning, we got to get rid of that shit. That's my... Honestly, if I'm being very brutally honest, I thought it was a surprise to see the rabbit because I'm like... It's a sign of just too much joking around with something that I think is like, actually, you should be really fucking pissed off with the way you're playing. and it's okay to be positive but like you know this is something you do when everything's rolling and you're freaking performing well you don't do antics like this when you've shit the bed for the last couple weeks yeah i hear you well we got a uh monsters fun day football uh do we have is this a jason kelsey monsters inc it is this is pretty cool the what is this esbn does this altcast There's at least a second year.

23:12Last year they did it as Simpsons characters, but somehow they do it with AI or some animation program or whatever, but it mimics the game happening. I think Dan Orlovsky and Mina Kimes, and I forget who else is on the call, maybe Jeremy Fowler. I don't know, but there's a whole other broadcast happening. And they did it this year in the Monsters, Inc. style, and Swag and I did the pregame show for it. Nice. And we were monsters. for the pregame show of the Allcast. And, I mean, I just love the beard. That's great. And then look at the eyebrows. The eyebrows are thick as shit. You already know.

23:51That's not Jason Kelsey unless you throw some thick-ass eyebrows on there. Dude, this would be fun to just wear this as my outfit, though. Just get like a collar with a... On Monday night? You're insane. That's pretty good, though. The Eagles got the Raiders at home next week, though. They do. I know the Raiders had a rough season this year. Obviously, they've already fired Chip Kelly, offensive coordinator. Hasn't gone their way, but it's still the NFL, man. Any team can win any given Sunday. And the Eagles need to get some momentum going. They have to go out there and perform. Yeah. I really feel strongly they need to figure out what the identity is that they want to do.

24:28And I think they were closer to doing that this last week. I think when something's working, I would love to see them just continue to press that. You know what I mean? It feels like a lot of the times they do something that works and then they're on to the next thing that they want to, they went into the game wanting to do. It's like, hold on, hey, if we're doing this really good, if Saquon's rolling with these types of plays, make them defend that. If they can't show that they can defend that, bro, keep taking it. Some of the spread things are interesting. I thought they adjusted well with empty where, you know, when they do those like zero, they know you're in five-man protection.

25:04So they just read the guards, make you hot, and then you got to get rid of the ball. If you want to live in empty, you need to move the back around a lot. Put the back in the backfield, motion him out. Put the back in the backfield, motion him out, bring him back in. Jet a tight end across a formation, act like the tight end's jetting, and then he stops, and then you do like a six-man protection with the tight end. You got to at least mess with the numbers so it's not predictable every time you line up at empty, it's going to be five-man protection. Otherwise, they're just going to sit flat-footed, make you hot, and rally to the ball.

25:37But that's a whole other fucking thing. Big game this week. Obviously, Raiders in the link. They need to go out and put forward a good game. I don't care what the Raiders record is. At this point, the Eagles need to show that they can be a consistent, good football team. Limit the penalties. Run the ball well. Control the line of scrimmage. And take your shots when they're there. It doesn't need to be this air raid high scoring attack with the way this defense is playing. Grind it out. Eventually, the run game gets going the more and more that you pound it on these guys. It really sucks with how good the defense played this last week that we weren't able to get a victory for them.

26:17And really, with how they played the whole season, we can be this type of offense. I really believe that. I hear you. They just got to put it all together, man. There we go. It's the name of the game, baby. All righty. Thanks to our presenting sponsor. That's right. Oh, Yeti. Fuck yeah, I love these things. Who doesn't love a good Yeti? Check these things out, dude. I do a podcast with one and a drink out of one. Check these things out right here. These NFL ramblers that Yeti sent us. Got the Eagles one here. I also got a New Heights green one. Ooh. If you like a little bit of a darker green. It's a good green.

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30:34Yeah, he's coming back out, baby. He just got signed to their practice squad. Hasn't played in the NFL since 2020, but is getting reunited with Shane Steichen, who was the Chargers staff and interim offensive coordinator in 2019 with Phillip. And potentially first grandfather to play in the NFL. That's crazy. It's nuts. His oldest kid is older than their star tight end, Tyler Warren, which is a pretty staggering fact right there. Yep. Also older than his head coach, Steichen. That's right. He's, and his offensive coordinator. Again, Phillip is 44. Jim Bob Cooter. Yeah, and Jim Bob is 41, and Shane is 40.

31:22He is also older than 12 current NFL head coaches. Listen. And I bet you he can still go out there and sling it. I got it, man. He's a semifinalist for the Hall of Fame this year because he's eligible to go in the Hall of Fame. That's how long he's been out of the NFL. Damn, it is 20 or 25. So it's a five-year-moved guy at 44 who is a grandfather coming out of retirement to join an NFL team. Sounds absolutely fucking bonkers. But I want to see it. As a fan, I cannot wait to watch a grandpa go out there and sling this fucking thing. I hope he is starting this week. I want to see it so bad. What does this do for his, like, Hall of Fame?

32:07Now it's another five. It resets it? Yep. Wow. I know from Shane's time in Philadelphia. Because he's a glove to get in. I mean, there's no question. He's in. The only thing he doesn't have is the Super Bowl. But statistically, and the competitor he was and how he played the game, that's not even a question. 100%. Shane Steichen from when he was in Philadelphia, Frank Reich, Nick Sirianni. Knowing all these people that were with Phillip at some point in his career, I don't know that I've ever heard of coaches speak higher of another player. They look up to this guy like he is in a realm of his own.

32:43Not just as a player, like mentally, the way he operates, the way he puts the team positions. I've just heard nothing but the most incredible things about him as a teammate and player. I want to see it happen. I mean, I'm just hoping it holds up. If he can stay healthy. This is like Burt Reynolds coming out in the longest yard. How old was Brett Favre when he was still trying to hold on to it? I think 40. I don't think he was 45. He had never stopped. Was he? That's what's just hard to imagine. And I know he's got enough kids that he's not stopping. No, Brett retired like three times. He didn't stop for five years.

33:18Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There wasn't like a prolonged period where he was out of it for a long time. No, 100%. I think maybe a year was like the most he sat out. It's hard to imagine a guy that hasn't played football in five years is 44, is still going to be able to physically do it. But I'm not down with Phillip Rivers. I'm just not going to do it. Four games and a run in the playoffs if they make it. Give him a man some tour at all. I know he's still been active. He's got like 20 kids, including grandkids. So he's still running around playing with them suckers. So he's still been doing something.

33:52Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure his son is actually like one of the biggest quarterback recruits in the country. And to clarify, Brett never went. He'd never stop playing. He would retire, then you would play the next year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or say that he's, yeah, whatever he did. What was that movie where the guy retires, he becomes a teacher, and then he comes back in and throws a baseball? The Rookie? Is it The Rookie? I think so. That's what this reminds me of. Are you thinking of the Dennis Quaid movie, The Rookie? Dennis Quaid, that's it. Yeah. Is it Rookie? Yes, that is correct. That is correct.

34:24I knew it. This has instantly become one of the most exciting things I can't wait to potentially see. This got released on air on Monday night. I mean, it's just practice squad right now. We don't know if he's actually. You don't add a 44-year-old quarterback to the practice squad without the idea that this dude's going to play some football. I am so looking forward to what this looks like. I hope he freaking balls out. I really do. So you don't think they go with the young kid? I think he's hurt, too. Their third-string guy, I think, is hurt. Why would it be practice squad? just so that they can figure out throughout the week.

34:57I think they're trying to make sure he is ready to go. He did the workout and did the physical. Now it's like, hey, we got him on the practice squad. We don't have to cut somebody. Let's see how he looks in practice. Who went in the game then when Jones got hurt? When Daniel Jones? I think it was the other kid, but I think he got hurt too. This whole time we've just been asking each other questions. We don't know. The guy who went in for Daniel Jones, Riley Leonard, got injured as well. That's what I thought. Now they potentially could be under their fourth string guy. And that's when you make a call to Grandpa and be like, hey, Grandpa, can you save the day?

35:29When you have to rely on the fourth string, you go out and get a 44-year-old. It's a lot of fours here. Put the fours up. Put the fours up. Put the fours up. James Winston made his NFL analyst debut during the bye, and it might just be as electric on TV as he is in the huddle. Let's take a look at this video. Ever since Liam Cohen has been getting recommendations on how to pronounce Duval the right way. He went Duval. how would you how would you pronounce it james what's your broadway one yes they all work the new york got to me but i got the jacks you got the jack electric i mean that's one of the most entertaining human beings in the world it doesn't matter what he's doing he can literally just be walking down the street and talking to civilians about anything yeah and it's going to be fucking hilarious everything he does with the camera on him is fucking pure comedy.

36:23He's a charismatic motherfucker. No question about it. All right, let's wrap some Stamps of the Week here. Stamps of the Week is brought to you by Amazon. Amazon. How about it? Let's see this six-year-old that delivers 10 stiff-arms clip. Jesus! How big is this kid's head, by the way? Oh, no. I think his helmet looks bigger than everybody else's. Oh, my God! This is why they made weight limits in the leagues that we were in. Yeah, this is why they had to get rid of the weight limits because it was, oh my Lord. Like everybody else looks like little giants. This is Spike. This is a real life version of Spike.

37:01This kid gets it the worst. He gets it there and then he's not even up able to tackle. The pro move right there. Don't even let him get up. These aren't even stiff arms. They're just like, like mushets. He's just like throwing them with one arm. Good Lord. i'll give the stamp of the week this is amazing i'll go with that one right there hard to think there's going to be a better clip than that i might just beat it right here wyoming students built a a beer snake uh to honor josh allen at his jersey retirement what is a beer snake you've never seen a beer snake no at a ball game no it's uh it's when you put all the cups yeah All the beers that have been drank.

37:46And then you just see how long and tall you can make it. You collect them and you see how long, yeah. That's pretty dope. It's pretty fucking sweet. It was going all the way up to the second level. That's fucking epic. It's awesome. Yeah. That's a lot of fucking beers consumed, and I'm proud of you, Wyoming. That's really what the stamp of the week is. Not for stacking the cups. It's for drinking the beer necessary to be able to stack the cups. Exactly. You guys have a good energy in that game. I guarantee it. stamp of the week well done trev that does it for stamp of the week brought to you by amazon keep those beer snakes rolling baby and all you uh big little kids you keep stiff arming everyone all right thank you to our partner draft kings and i don't know if you guys knew this but jake and brandon attended the draft kings tailgate at the chiefs game over the weekend to celebrate them being alive in missouri that's right we were there jake brandon how was it how'd it go boys It was sick.

38:41The tailgate was sick. I saw some really good videos of Brandon. He looked like he was definitely having fun. Yeah, I had a few. I had a few funds. I had a few funds. A few funds. I saw you insult my dancing, which was great. Yep. Well, I mean, it wasn't insulting. I was more like coaching. It felt like, you know, maybe I just needed a little bit more pep in the step. It just needed some more energy. It was very cold, Jason. I was very cold and very tired. That's a good reason to have more energy. The tailgate was also like a family event, so it wasn't necessarily the best place for hip thrusts, which is, I think, what you were getting at.

39:16I had to keep it PG. Know your surroundings. Zuri's not ready for this. They're ready for DraftKings. They're not ready for my hip thrusts. Everybody at the KC Tailgate was great. So all the 92 %ers that came up to us, lovely to meet you. Honestly, the Chiefs fans are the best. They're super nice. They're the nicest people on the planet. They really are. Like, there's nothing like, they're always so pumped for everything we do out there. So super happy to hang out with them. All righty. Well, no one does game day like DraftKings Sportsbook, Now available in Missouri, new customers sign up using promo code NEWHEIGHTS, and new customers can bet$5 and get$200 instantly in bonus bets if your first bet wins.

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40:23Limited time offer. Hoistmails! No dumb questions. Let's get to them. All right, do the Forge parent signatures. Hi, Jason and Travis. This is Stephanie from Minnesota. Hey! As we're coming into the holiday season, I got a text from my teenage daughter with my forged signature on a permission form the other day. And I'm just calling to ask if either of you ever forged any of your parents' signatures on anything school-related and how that went over with your parents. I definitely forged my mom's signature on my band practice sheets in high school. So let me know if you did any of that. Thanks.

41:06travel let you take this away because i know you at least have done some forgeries i've done this on countless i literally cannot count how many times i've forged my parents signature um let's start off what was uh well the one that stands out to me the most um was actually kind of one of the coolest opportunities that i i ever had in in middle school in my first couple I was either in eighth grade or ninth grade. And the Atlanta Braves were hosting a showcase in Lakewood, Ohio. And I was over my friend's house. And my friend's older brother was going to the showcase because he was out of high school.

41:49And he just wanted to give one last chance of getting in front of some scouts. And they were holding an open trial. But you had to be either 18 or older. Or you had to have your parents there. signature is saying that this is my guard that i'm the guardian or on the parent of guardian yeah and i just said fuck it i'm just gonna write a gelsey's name down here i knew his number just put the house address down there and uh sure enough i went out there and uh got on the mound and like was like pumping like mid-80s and they're like how old are you i'm like 13 12 13 and they were like i'm sorry what your your kid you're six foot and you're 13 and you're pumping 80 and one of the scouts there uh just so happened to be from cleveland heights his name is reggie sanders and oh nice yeah and he uh he pulled me over he's like is this is your parents here and i was like no they're not here and it was like kind of i'm pretty sure it was illegal for like them to like talk to a kid that age or something like that so yeah um yeah no but i got uh got big ed on the on the phone call real quick and uh got told don't fucking do that ever again but countless amount of field trips it's an initiative right there yeah also in middle school i used to forge uh big ed's signature on uh on the report cards because the report cards yeah they had to be seen by the parents and everything and i'd be like i'm not fucking showing dad this he'd be he's not gonna be happy i'm just he's not gonna be happy yeah he'll just figure out when i'm ineligible yeah i never forged a signature i don't think but i did try to forge his voice oh yeah we know this one real well yeah that one's already been told on the podcast yeah that's right mrs uh clark our our good friend harry clark's mom was in charge of the attendance at cleveland heights high schoolst patrick's day i wanted to go to the parade downtown and I called the Cleveland Heights High School.

43:52I don't even know if she was in charge of attendance. She was just like she was working in the office and when Jason called the office she was the one that answered. That might have been it. Yeah. Jason who is this? Travis? No she said I said hey Mr. Clark this is Ed Kelsey Jason's sick he's not going to be able to come into school today and she said who is this? This is not Ed Kelsey. Travis, is this you? Oh, shit. So, yeah, I got a call from Dad pretty quickly after that. Too good. What's the next one? Hi, it's Eva from Allentown, PA. If you could describe each other's personalities as any drink, what would it be?

44:34I'll go first. I already know it. Mine? Yeah. Don't fucking. You already know where I'm going. Count of three. One. No, I don't. I don't know where you're going. You know exactly what I'm about to say. probably good advertisements for them we both say drink garage beer one two three four loco

44:58just energy just yeah juice yeah no i get it yeah i mean i drink accelerators with tequila so it's essentially the same thing what is jason if i'm a four loco you're like a you're like a jaeger bomb oh my god fucking jaeger bomb i just had my first jaeger bomb in a long time it wasn't even a jaeger bomb it was just a shot of jaeger in wisconsin for some reason they drink it at the freaking the supper clubs up there as good as you remembered it's exactly what i remembered and it's it's probably one that i probably hopefully won't have for another i'm not a big liquor drinker everybody else wants to buy shots i'm like dude Dude, if I drink this beer, I will not get to a point that I am going to be upset about.

45:47If I drink these shots, this whole thing could go sideways in a second if I start just doing shots of people. I'm not interested. Give me my garage beer. I'll be happy. All right. I'll take some shots. How often should you wash the towel after you use a shower? It starts to smell, really. It starts to get crusty and hard. Then it's time to replace it. I mean, you're just washing your clean. so it's like that being said i use a clean towel every time but i mean i understand if like you use a clean towel every like you only use a towel once yeah wow it's very wasteful travis uses up a lot of is it yeah using a lot of energy to wash these towels i also have a lot of towels i fucking went out and got a don't you read the disclaimers at the the hotels if you if you reuse the towel it's better for the environment i gotta say some of these environmental things i am I'm getting to the point that give me a hot one something ruined you earlier what is it?

46:42paper straws paper straws are so fucking annoying don't if I get a paper straw I'll just take the lid and the straw off and I'll just drink the drink have you ever adapted to to the metal straws? I don't like the way that feels either just give me the fucking plastic straw I don't alright that wraps up another episode of New Heights make sure you're subscribed to the New Heights channel on YouTube and follow New Heights on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. We just dropped our out-of-the-house recap from our time in Philadelphia, so check that out. And thank you to all 92 %ers who have come to our tailgates this year.

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