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New Heights “off-season” audio episode counting down the top 92 moments of all time (Part 1), ranked from 92 to 71, with behind-the-scenes context and guest clips.
Guests (mentioned/featured in this excerpt)
- Ed Kelsey (father figure; Parenting Advice Hotline caller story)
- Caitlin Clark (basketball; Chiefs fandom defense)
- Rob Gronkowski (Gronk; tight end comparisons with Travis)
- Taylor Swift (via a prior episode clip; “human exclamation point” description)
- Joe Burrow (taunting stance; live show Cincinnati)
- Ryan Gosling (via “Never forget… liability at the corner” Life is Beautiful? actually film discussion; clip from Ryan Gosling episode)
- Ben Affleck (playing catch with Tom Brady story)
- Kylie (Love Actually and Mother’s Day question; recurring guest)
- Pat McAfee (defending kickers/punters)
- Saquon Barkley (average person getting 1 yard question)
Key claims + notable examples
- Ed: when a child claims “someone stole me,” his advice is bluntly “shut the fuck up” and get home.
- Caitlin: she’s a long-time Chiefs fan (Des Moines, Iowa; not a bandwagon).
- Gronk: being compared to Travis fueled competition; he’s proud of his touchdown record.
- Taylor: Travis is “a human exclamation point.”
- Burrow: pro-taunting because grown adults shouldn’t get feelings hurt if someone makes a play.
- Gosling: “liability at the corner” line is widely mocked online.
- Ben: he ran routes and played catch with Tom Brady; Brady’s “Super Bowl, fourth quarter, 4th and 18” mindset.
- Kylie: Jason’s harsh critique of Love Actually; Mother’s Day gift debate includes “your tits are still intact.”
- Pat: people who never played football underestimate kickers/punters; kicking is hard.
- Saquon: “average person” likely can’t gain 1 rushing yard; he cites his own Jets game (1 yard on 13 carries).
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOCountdown of Top Moments
1:30 to 2:16
The hosts begin discussing the creation of their top 92 moments list.
“We're getting mad about a list because that's what...”
Number 92: Ed Kelsey Calls In
2:16 to 3:08
The hosts share a humorous moment involving a call to their dad for advice.
“Coming in at number 92, one of our favorite moments on the show.”
Number 91: Caitlin Clark's Chiefs Fandom
3:08 to 3:56
Caitlin Clark discusses her long-standing support for the Chiefs.
“It's gotten to a point that like the cops have been calling the mom and Child's Protection Service has been calling the mom.”
Number 90: Basketball Rivalry Story
3:56 to 5:18
Jason and Travis recount a competitive basketball moment from their childhood.
“number 91 caitlin clark um defending her chief's fandom let's talk about your biggest accomplishment uh being a part of chief's kingdom how long have you been a part of the kingdom i'm sorry jason I'm a Midwest kid.”
The Kitchen Fight
5:18 to 7:00
The brothers reminisce about a physical altercation during a basketball game.
Dad's Reaction to the Fight
7:00 to 8:00
The brothers recall their father's humorous response to their fight.
“And in my head, really, I'm upset because I'm having to come to the realization that you're better at basketball than me.”
The Impact of Rivalry
8:00 to 10:14
The hosts discuss how their sibling rivalry has shaped their lives.
“Was not expecting a punch in the face, ladies and gentlemen.”
Number 89: Taylor Swift's Exclamation Point
10:14 to 11:40
Taylor Swift describes Travis Kelsey as a 'human exclamation point'.
“But Brandon, why don't you tell them about clip number 89?”
Number 88: Gronk's Comparison
11:40 to 14:01
Gronk shares his feelings about being compared to Travis Kelsey.
“I'm like this, this mofo, like this guy ain't taking my spot.”
Rivalry and Records
14:01 to 15:24
The Kelce brothers discuss past performances and personal records in football.
“I mean, without that push, I mean, you're, you're never going to get better.”
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Joe Burrow's Taunting Philosophy
15:25 to 17:44
Discussion about Joe Burrow's views on taunting in football and live show experiences.
“If you didn't catch it the first time because it was four years ago, please.”
Ryan Gosling's Corner Liability
17:45 to 19:09
Ryan Gosling shares his experiences and reflections on being a 'liability' in football.
“86, one of my favorite guests from season four.”
Ben Affleck's Catch Experience
19:10 to 22:55
A humorous recount of Ben Affleck's catch with Tom Brady and the dynamics of their interaction.
“I'm like, I caught it because I was afraid of breaking my nose more than anything else.”
Critique of Love Actually
22:56 to 28:00
Jason critiques the movie 'Love Actually', sharing his strong opinions on its themes and characters.
“The behind the scenes, uh, Ben Affleck story I want to tell is like, he was so great and he was so animated and he kept like telling stories and bouncing around in his chair.”
Pre-Movie Polls and Choices
28:00 to 29:00
Jason and Travis discuss fan polls for movie choices, leading to humorous moments.
“But you are watching Love Actually for me.”
Kylie's Mother's Day Question
29:00 to 31:08
A humorous discussion about a fan's Mother's Day question regarding gifts.
“Yeah, I'll keep moving to the next one because we have back to back Kylie appearances.”
Jason's Worst Behavior with Kylie
31:08 to 32:12
Jason's antics with Kylie lead to entertaining moments and team dynamics.
“The best part about having Kylie on is that Jason is on his worst behavior.”
Singing Moments Recap
32:12 to 34:16
The hosts reminisce about their favorite singing moments on the show.
“what song it is of Jason and Travis's adventures into singing.”
The Kickers Defense with Pat McAfee
34:16 to 36:49
Pat McAfee joins to defend kickers in a humorous exchange with the hosts.
“Jesus What's your favorite thing they've ever sung on the show?”
Zeke at Center - A Play to Remember
36:49 to 42:00
Discussion on a viral play involving Ezekiel Elliott in the playoffs, full of reactions.
“And what took him coming on was Jason shitting all over his position.”
The Life is Beautiful Revelation
42:00 to 45:16
A humorous exploration of the film 'Life is Beautiful' and its unexpected themes.
“I don't even need to watch it to know that he didn't do as good of a job as Bob Boucher.”
Donna Kelsey's Home Renovation
45:16 to 47:50
The brothers discuss their mother's modest home renovations and share a phone call with her.
“This is the boys talking about Donna Kelsey's modest home renovations.”
Can Average Person Gain a Yard in NFL?
47:50 to 51:12
A fun discussion about the feasibility of an average person gaining a yard in the NFL, featuring Jets Jake.
“As long as mom approves, I'm doing the right things.”
Jameis Winston's NFL Welcome
51:12 to 55:04
Jameis Winston shares a memorable story about his first passing touchdown and learning in the NFL.
“like, anybody could probably get a yard.”
Talking Aftercare with Taylor
55:04 to 56:01
A light-hearted exchange about personal grooming and aftercare between Taylor and the Kelce brothers.
“invite jamis just come back on uh what's going on anytime number 75 on our list from again uh maybe the greatest episode we've ever done this is taylor uh talking about jason's uh what did she call it?”
Managing the Unmanageable
56:01 to 56:42
The hosts discuss their current state of management and experiences with personal grooming.
“That's how we're managing it is we're not managing it.”
The Waxing Experience
56:42 to 58:22
The hosts recount a humorous waxing experience and how it became part of the show.
“I also don't think I'm going to find myself in a speedo again.”
Patrick Mahomes on QB Sneaks
58:22 to 1:00:20
Highlighting a moment with Patrick Mahomes discussing quarterback sneaks and injuries.
“Like, just sometimes you gotta watch out for your kneecaps.”
The Stanley Cup Moment
1:00:20 to 1:02:01
The hosts reflect on a memorable moment involving the Stanley Cup and Jason's kids.
“And we stumbled we stumbled into a great idea there.”
Eagles Fan Sam Salvo's Viral Moment
1:02:01 to 1:04:23
Introducing Eagles fan Sam Salvo, who shares his viral moment and insights on coaching.
“And it's really cool that it happened on our show.”
Will Ferrell's Dating Advice
1:04:23 to 1:06:35
Will Ferrell provides humorous dating advice using his characters in a segment.
“So something we do on the show is answer voicemails from our fans and we've asked them to call in asking for relationship advice because who doesn't want to hear relationship advice from a couple of knuckleheads.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00They say everything happens for a reason, but I suspect everything happens for a Reese's. Like this commercial break. Did you need 15 seconds away from music or 15 seconds to eat a Reese's? Perhaps it's true. Everything happens for a Reese's. To realize the future America needs, we understand what's needed from us to face each threat head on. We've earned our place in the fight for our nation's future. We are Marines. We were made for this. I don't know. I don't know how we start these things. Welcome! He starts with welcome. Oh, there it is. Go! No, you had it. You're rolling. Welcome back to New Heights!
0:40No, that's dude. It's fake. It sounds fake. Well, yeah, I'm doing an imitation. I know. It's bullshit. What we're doing is bullshit, Jake, and none of it matters. That's the cool part.
0:52Welcome to a little off-season, off-topic, post-season, pre-season episode of New Heights, folks uh we are not jason and travis if you cannot even close not even close this episode they didn't even know we're making this episode this is a little audio only pre-season episode for the 92 percenters what jake and i've done is to get us ready for season five and what will probably be our 200th episode early in the year which which again sounds nuts that we've been doing that many of these we have put together the definitive list of the top 92 moments of all time from New Heights so far. We've done a preseason list, folks.
1:30Incredible. We're getting mad about a list because that's what... We're giving you a list to argue about to get you ready for the season. It is our gift to you. That's what this time of the year is about. It's getting people mad about a list. Oh, man. Yeah, this is... I can't wait. I've argued about so many lists so far this year. I'm amped. We need football to start again. But we have the top 92 moments as ranked by us, the New Heights production team. Yeah, there's really no rhyme or reason into kind of how we did it. There's a lot of it based on vibes, a lot of it based on when, how, where the clip occurred.
2:02We might be kind of telling you guys to behind the scenes stories as we go here. But we've divided this up into four episodes. Today, we're going to be counting down from 92 to 71. 71. Jake, starts off number 92. Coming in at number 92, one of our favorite moments on the show. this one's keeping it in the family. Ed Kelsey getting a phone call during our Parenting Advice Heights Hotline episode. Should we call Ed? I was going to say you brought up Ed Kelsey. You got to go to Ed Kelsey for this one. This is so good. I'll tell him he's being recorded. No, you can't. I got you. I can't. Hey, what's up?
2:43Dad. Yeah. Travis and I are on the podcast right now. We want your advice. Okay. Somebody wants your advice. Not us, really. I kind of want your advice. We both are interested in your answer. All right. So there's a woman that called into the voicemail. She is a five-year-old kid that keeps telling all these strangers and people out in public that her mom has stolen her. Him or her. Well, stolen the child. Yes. It's gotten to a point that like the cops have been calling the mom and Child's Protection Service has been calling the mom. What do you think the mom should do when the kid says that this person stole me?
3:18What would Ed Kelsey's reaction to Travis out in public telling some strangers that you stole him? What would my reaction be? Yeah. Yeah, shut the fuck up. That's number one. All right? You know, get your little ass home and you're going to be begging to be fucking stolen.
3:46yeah no we had to start the list with that kessley anytime anytime jason goes do you mind if i call ed we go yes yes do it we don't care what else is going on call ed immediately brandon number 91 number 91 caitlin clark um defending her chief's fandom let's talk about your biggest accomplishment uh being a part of chief's kingdom how long have you been a part of the kingdom i'm sorry jason I'm a Midwest kid. So there's this picture that's been circulating a couple from a couple of years ago when I was on Peyton Eli's Monday night show where I'm in a full Chiefs outfit. I have family in Kansas City and I grew up in Des Moines, Iowa, which is only three hours from Kansas City.
4:30So that's just the closest NFL team. So my dad was a big Chiefs fan growing up. So people think I'm like a bandwagon Chiefs fan. I'm like, no, I was there before. Before Patrick and Travis, like we were. I love it. We were ride or die. So we've been big fans. And now obviously all the success you guys have had has made it a lot of fun for us. Your brother's favorite player was Tony Gonzalez. Who is your favorite player or is? Oh, is? I mean, obviously Travis is up there.
5:01I made it. But I'm obviously a big Patrick fan too. How can you not be? Like the both of you, you're pretty great. I'm here. yeah caitlin caitlin is a two-time guest hopefully more time guest um maybe still maybe the second most demanded guest of all time for new heights is caitlin clark i think for sure uh immediately people were demanding she come on and she is absolutely the best yeah jake number 90 number 90 sticking with basketball but keeping it in the kelsey family thank you this is a classic kelsey story uh classic basketball story they've told it a couple times on the pod but the first time we told it it was like oh shit these two these two are brothers it's the basketball fight story from season one if you if you ever just want to distill Jason and Travis down to one story that defines them it would probably be this interaction I feel like the rivalry really became apparent to me when you had finally started to hit puberty in high school when I was a senior and you were a sophomore uh in particular that one day when you finally beat me in basketball uh finally you didn't even play basketball jason yeah but even when we played basketball you weren't playing basketball that doesn't matter i was winning though because i was bigger and more stronger and faster than you that's it because there's no fouls on the on the playground man this dude was out here hacking i didn't need to hack i didn't need to hack before you hit puberty i was freaking five inches taller than you i just blocked every shot okay the only game you won that was horse because you could shoot better than me but your reality is he just said it he didn't win at everything uh that's a good point but the moment the rival really became a rivalry was when you hit puberty we're out in the backyard and you finally could actually beat me as something athletic and you were doing this stupid like driving the like outside hook shot and i could not fucking stop it i could not stop it there and i was getting you had just gotten taller than me so i could no longer just block it every time and uh i was furious the hook that was my patent move down there in the post man you couldn't stop it man but it wasn't even like you weren't even like backing into it and like doing it you were just like driving and then just i was running away from you yeah okay find it away baby and i was furious and so i just started to do what everybody does and pick up basketball when they're losing you just start following the other guy and you said you said that's a foul man that's booed and i said i see there ain't no refs out here there's no refs and then you got upset you threw the basketball at me and walked into the house and I'm like, oh, hell no.
7:51And in my head, really, I'm upset because I'm having to come to the realization that you're better at basketball than me. And I go inside the house, and you're at the refrigerator, and I wheel you around, and I punch you in the face. Way too aggressive for the situation. That escalated quickly. Yeah. Was not expecting a punch in the face, ladies and gentlemen. I mean, we fought, but there weren't too many times where it got to that level of a punch in the face. Keep your fucking composure, man. Keep your composure, all right? I've never had good composure. But yeah, punch you. And then before that, every time we got into a fight and I had hit you, you would just start crying.
8:36Jason, do not do that. I did not start crying. Not in this moment. Young, young. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm talking about. Every time I would hit you when you were a kid, you would just cry. Okay? Well, because it fucking hurt. What do you mean? No, it's because you're a kid. I'm not saying it. Right here in the nose, you already know. It just immediately makes it. Can you just let me tell the story? In the nose, you start crying. I am not attacking. It's not a real cry. It's my eyes are watering. Can you be comfortable enough to let me tell a story without feeling like I'm attacking your masculinity?
9:07I'm not saying anything. You calling me a bitch, bro? You were a child. Okay. But anyways, you would be upset and you'd just run away. This time I hit you, you scooped me up before I realized what was going on and slammed me on the kitchen floor. The oven popped off of its hinges. And then we got up and we actually started having a fist fight. And the only thing that stopped the fight was dad grabbing me, pulling me off of you, and you pushing me on top of him. And then dad going, oh, my ribs! Oh, my ribs! and then we both froze we both froze i thought oh we just broke dead yeah i mean then nothing's changed honestly nothing's changed like hearing that back nothing has changed that's exactly that's who they are now and i'm sure if we put a hoop and a basketball in a driveway i bet you we'd get right back to that moment pretty quick i mean we we did put them in front of a hoop and almost got back to that moment but that's true the live show you guys didn't see the rehearsals that got a little, some elbows were thrown.
10:11All right. We've got some live show clips coming up. We'll get into that. But Brandon, why don't you tell them about clip number 89? A lot of people will be interested in this one. Oh, I think this will get clipped out for everybody's social media pages. Number 89, this is friend of the show, Taylor Swift, explaining the human exclamation point from a small episode we did about a year ago. I think some of you listened to that. So I will toss it to Taylor. Travis is like, he's just a vibe booster in everyone's life that he's in. He's like a human exclamation point. Like, you know, he's like, when you take a picture on your phone and you put the like, you push the enhance color button, that's like what you do to everyone's life.
10:50I just, I'm always exclamation points. I use so many more exclamation points. Listen, the human exclamation point is the perfect way to describe Travis Kelsey. I've never heard that before, but you just brighten everybody's day, man. You just do. What? There's energy that you bring. You guys are making me sweat now. I just, I've never heard that. I'm stealing it. Yeah, you're just the warmest person. Depth without darkness. You guys have exclamation points too. Yeah, well, now because you're in our lives. I never used to write exclamation points. What punctuation would Jason be? Dot, dot, dot.
11:23And then, yes. I mean, she got quite a way with words. Yeah. Quite a way with words. We, I mean, we've got. She's good with words. That was my takeaway from most of that. unsurprisingly i i think i don't want to give too much away brandon but i think there might be a few more moments from that episode there's a few more we gotta listen she did one episode and she somehow got a few on the list here so we'll we'll save some of our stories for yeah future moments all right coming in at number 88 uh we've got two incredible tight ends on the show this is grunk on his first appearance season one uh talking about being compared to travis kelsey i'll give a little story here this honestly was like one of the more like when we first started this show i feel like we kind of had a small guest list of people that we were like adamant to get on quickly and gronk was absolutely like one of the first names thrown out and every story you've heard about gronk being like the most fun person to interact with is true he is infectiously fun even if he doesn't charge his laptop before the recording that's okay you roll with it gronk goes laptop's dying and you're like who cares man throw that shit out the window let's keep going no headphones don't no headphones no charge that's gronk baby and it was dynamite absolutely dynamite and i i just remember my my quick story for this is like when we were getting the video call all set up uh like before you could see his face it said like rob g had entered the chat and then he popped up it was just like boys and i was like boys rob g got super pumped when i saw rob g is in there that was awesome so here here's a clip from grong talking about being compared to travis is it annoying to you guys to constantly be compared to each other first of all i mean beginning in my career i mean you know with travis going you know having his first thousand yard season all that and i'm having thousand yards and he's he's coming on the scene because I was about two years ahead.
13:22I mean, you're young. You got that juice. I'm competing. I'm like this. I'm like this, this mofo, like this guy ain't taking my spot. Like, like you amped up my game for sure. I mean, at that age, you're on the lookout. You care at that big time. I'm like, this guy ain't taking my spot. And then he does it again the next year. I'm like, all right, this guy's for real though. Like, and then it's, it's pissing me off. I'm like, he's trying to take my spot. And then you did it again. And then I started to appreciate it. I'm like, oh man, man, this guy, this guy is a real deal. I mean, Travis is a real deal for sure.
13:52I mean, he's putting up thousand yards every year, all these catches, touchdowns, all that good stuff. He's leading the offense. It made me ample my game. I'm like, I can't slack one bit. I know you definitely helped my game. I mean, without that push, I mean, you're, you're never going to get better. That one year you broke my, uh, the receiving yard record. I was like the, whatever, 1300 yards. And you got like four, something and Kittle did too. And I was like, he smoked me 45 minutes later he got me these motherfuckers i was like yeah i was like oh i gotta get back out you know and then uh you know when you're that age i mean that i you got that thrill in you and all that it definitely was a challenge to me i mean without that challenge i mean i don't think i would have been as you know as developed as i was and as competitive as i was for sure but there is one record that i do not want to see broken that i would probably be bummed for about a week.
14:45This year was probably my, which one? And it's the touchdown record, man. That's the only record. I don't know if it'll ever be touched, dude. That's the only record where I'm still proud of. You can beat, you beat the 100-yard games, which I knew that was going to happen. I mean, you're going to beat that for sure. I mean, I was like, it's greatness. I mean, you're doing great. But I'm like, that touchdown record, you were at 12 this year. That's mine. That's it. This is my best run at it, dude. This will probably be my last best run at it. It started off hot. It started off hot. Dude, it started off real hot.
15:13I thought about week 10. I thought, man, I got a chance to at least touch it. Maybe not get more than 17, but I got a chance to at least touch it. Not a fucking chance. That's Gronk. Also, fantastic episode. If you didn't catch it the first time because it was four years ago, please. The Gronk one is one of the best. Honestly, having him and Travis together to talk tight end is a must listen. So I encourage going back on that one. Let's go to number 87 here. This is from the live show in Cincinnati, which was a shit show for a lot of reasons, but not because of this guy. This is Joe Burrow on taunting.
15:49You're also pro-taunting. I am pro-taunting, yeah. So am I. Why are you pro-taunting? We're all grown adults that work really hard at what we do, and sometimes we like to show it. I'm not going to get my feelings hurt if somebody sacks me and taunts me. Like, you made a play, I didn't. Like, good for you. You're allowed to taunt. Have you ever gotten a taunting flag? I've never got a taunting flag. No? How many you got? At what level of football? He's throwing a flag. He's throwing a flag. I mean, that's my favorite one. Throwing a flag at the rest. You can get a little feisty out there. Just a wee bit.
16:25Incredible quote from Joe Burrow, just to let the boys taunt, and his reasoning made sense. I remember, Brandon, when you were, like, waiting to send him out during the live show. yeah yeah yeah and like you know we had pyrotechnics and the live show in cincinnati i think to this day has been like the the biggest performance we've put on and no yeah that was like a full-on arena spectacular it was like monster jam that was insane yeah which was awesome and even still you could see joe burrow's like aura yeah so amongst amongst the people yeah i I was emceeing that from the tunnel. So I had to kind of just do the intros for people as they came out.
17:06And I hadn't seen Joe yet. And the way we had it lit was there was a bunch of lights sort of behind the tunnel. So they were kind of like in silhouette. And somebody just comes to ask me on the shoulder and is like, hey, Joe's like behind you ready to go. And I remember just like turning around and he like flipped his hair. And it was like the most like I could hear. It was like, oh, it was it was bizarre. and I was like, Joe, are you ready? And he was like, born ready. I'm like, fuck, yeah, you were. You're the coolest guy I know. Yeah, Joe's a cool guy. But no, also insanely nice. Insanely nice, like chatted all of us up.
17:41I mean, one of the nice human beings too. So shout out, shout out Joe. You're always welcome back. Shout out Joe. 86? 86, one of my favorite guests from season four. Great guest. An unbelievably charismatic guy who came in right away and was talking ball. And that's the clip we've got here. we got Ryan Gosling talking about being a liability at the corner. You had to call out, remember the Titans too, man. Don't never forget that I'm a liability. White corner. At the corner. I'm a liability. That role, that in particular scene in the movie is the thing that I see called out the most. How much do you get that constantly?
18:21It doesn't matter what I accomplish in my life. There'll be someone in the comment section that says, never forget he's an absolute liability at the corner it doesn't matter what i do it's crazy actors of our generation he's a liability by the way he can't play corner
18:43gosling was great we we didn't know like how online he was going to be or how much he even was aware of the liability at corner thing and he the second it started was like i know exactly that you're gonna give me shit about and we were like okay fucking ryan's cool that was awesome i also i don't i don't want to spoil anything but i don't think it's on the list we didn't put harrison ford on here right we did not put the harrison ford story i will tell you why he has told that before it is a great story we don't own that story felt like it listen are you in the comments i don't care i was just gonna say i i think uh during his episode him talking about harrison like he was just as funny and charming as he is on screen he was equally like that just like yeah what a jerk moving on to number 85 from the ben affleck episode his story of playing catch with tom brady we heard that you once uh got to run routes with tom brady all right what was it like what was that like did you how many completions did we get what were you running what kind of routes you're running i won't lie to you i don't know if they have a name i'm sure i disgraced every receiver that's ever running around but to this day aside from the birth of my children that was the greatest day i was like dude are you he's like i need someone to play catch with happened to be on vacation at the same place with him and he was like you want to come down and i was like oh this was so this was legit this was as legit as it gets that's amazing you were helping tom get ready for the season how much i was helping him i think he was like he was like i'm gonna fucking blow this dude and we literally got down there and first he's like you know i'm gonna he's like okay go out here turn around and i'm like all right run as fast as i can turn around i feel so look at him look he's been waiting 45 minutes you know fucking guns that bought me.
20:38I'm like, I caught it because I was afraid of breaking my nose more than anything else. And then after a few of those, he's like, all right, we'll put some hair on it. I was like, no, no, no. It's already playing fast. Yeah. That was what I was about to ask you. Did he actually spin it? Like, he ripped you a couple? You know what I found was that, like, in a way you catch it out of self-defense. I didn't even think I was too wet, you know, and I found myself with the football just Yes. But the greatest moment of that experience was he was like, after we played, he had me running around. He's throwing me the ball, and it was amazing.
21:15It was like I felt like a 10-year-old kid. He's like, okay, come here. And I get to him, and he's like, it's the Super Bowl, fourth quarter. We have 23 seconds. It's fourth and 18. I love this. Tom knows what he's doing, man. I was like, come on. He's like, just run. Dude, this is why he's the best. This is why he's the best. This is his mindset, dude. He was amazing, dude. He goes, and just run straight. Don't turn around. And I was like, he's like, I'm going to get you the ball in the end zone. I was like, don't turn around. He was like, don't look back. So I'm like, and I believe he told me, I was like, I'm in the Super Bowl.
21:55So he's like, look, look, calls it out. And I start running. I don't look back. I'm sure to him it seemed like this he's like I've never seen somebody run in slow motion to me I was going as fast as you can go and I'm like wondering when's this ball going to show up and I just feel like right out in front of me and it was a little far for me I think he was like he probably adjusted back and I reach out and I have to go I have to extend I fucking catch it turn around like i won it was incredible i called everybody i knew for two days i was on the i think they thought i was lying too much so they got but it was like the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me and i lived a full life of dreams right in that whatever it was hour of playing cash.
22:55So Ben was awesome. The behind the scenes, uh, Ben Affleck story I want to tell is like, he was so great and he was so animated and he kept like telling stories and bouncing around in his chair. And at one point, like I was reading Slack messages, like as the show was going on, I was like, Brandon, jump in there. Someone tell him, someone tell him. And Brandon had to tell him like, Hey Ben, we're doing like a third, a third, a third. So if you, and he just goes oh shut the fuck up and sit still got it the man has an oscar and i'm about to tell him like blocking notes like who the fuck am i i think carly at one point was like do we have something to tie him to his chair because he was just so animated i might handcuff you ben if you don't stop fidgeting oh this is why you don't give any any wannabe producers out there do not give talent rolling chairs it's been very cool as like more and more uh actors have started to come onto the show because if we ever have any like technical notes about framing they get it instantly they're the best they're like oh my eye line my my head room it's great number 84 jason on love actually this is the first appearance of kylie on this list um welcome to the top 90 kylie this is from the christmas episode with her in season three where everybody had been demanding that we watch and review love actually and jason's opinion of it is exactly what you think jason's opinion of it was let me be brutally honest love actually might be the worst christmas movie i've ever seen like i don't even know that it's up for debate i didn't feel christmas at all during the movie there was zero christmas spirit or anything resembling i enjoyed the movie it was okay it was okay i just didn't i didn't understand how much it really tied into christmas not only does it not tie into christmas like the only worst family value it was like the worst family values of like all time tied into christmas there's like bad people a guy went to get a necklace for his his secretary or whatever that woman was in this like let's just go story by story let's go story by story the one guy the one guy is like voyeur-ing his best friend's wife and only recording her wait wait wait wait wait start from the beginning okay who did it start out with i don't know but you've seen it the guy who started out with no the guy who's going no the guy who's going to the wedding and he's like hey yeah uh are you sure you don't want to come and she's like i'm disgusting i'm i'm sick i can't go okay so we want to start with that storyline that's the first so for those of you that don't know the first storyline is a guy leaves the house his wife is like oh hey like i'm a little sick i'm not gonna go with you and i knew it right away like he called it the minute the minute he left and she's gonna be fucking somebody when he gets back obvious right so it's not even like it's remotely creative of a movie so super obvious that she's going to come back in she's going to be with somebody in the 90s well it also wasn't obvious that it was going to be his fucking brother okay did you know that no yeah she's fucking his brother yeah merry christmas everyone then he so he leaves her and decides to go to where was he at he went to france right somewhere italy or france or someplace and he has this portuguese woman who's i think he just went to the countryside okay wherever and his like housekeeper that he hires is portuguese yes or speaks portuguese the housekeeper that he's given speaks portuguese from this other woman which they don't get into if she was human trafficked or how she got there jesus christ but they we do know that these people fall in love with each other without being able to talk what the fuck are we talking about it's they never spoke a word you ever watch love is blind i i do not watch love is blind no this was love is mute it was love is mute it was a great it was a great life lessons it was a great life lesson into how much you can fall in love with somebody without actually being able to communicate with them.
26:59It was terribly unbelievable. Not even like they're in the water and they're saying the same thing. Look, they're saying the same thing. And all I'm in my head is like, this is complete nonsense. This is just like complete ridiculousness. There's nothing sweet about this. They're acting like there's nothing sweet about the fact that they were saying the exact same thing, but didn't speak. I prefer more of the Shakespearean love where they actually communicate and there's some romantic interaction as opposed to you want to talk about communicate this he's an advocate for communication yeah that's where we i'm realizing that is the problem here it was too it hit home too much for him no that he actually doesn't he wouldn't know romance if it smacked him square in the face so that's the problem well let me tell you if love actually is about romance i do not understand romance also all for the prime minister calling out the united states if that isn't the biggest form of fucking political grandstanding that i've ever seen fuck that guy he didn't say shit to billy bob's face and then went up on the podium like i ain't doing shit if i'm the u.s i'm sticking it right up the prime minister of britain's ass like we run the fucking show not you dickhead we just had a whole fucking conversation in your office You're bringing this up one time and they're going to go out there and say That shit in the fucking media So anyways just had to get that off my chest It's always funny whenever we Like put out A fan poll of like what should we watch What movies we watch and it's like oh that's right I know what we're going To watch he always Jason tries to fight It but I know it's coming brother you're watching love actually The second that was on the poll I was like that's happening Well and this was I think a Kylie Of like I will Come on the show to watch it because Jason We also watched Christmas Vacation that episode for him.
28:52Kylie was like, I will do that. But you are watching Love Actually for me. Yes. Okay, fine. And then we got a classic Jason moment out of it. And then, I mean, do you want to keep moving to that? Yeah, I'll keep moving to the next one because we have back to back Kylie appearances. This one was Mother's Day of this year. And this moment, it may not be a top 92 moment for everyone, but it is for me because it's near and dear to my heart. And they're talking about my wife. So I will just near and dear to your wife's heart. It is quite geographically near and dear to my wife's heart. So I'll just toss to the clip right there.
29:26Hey guys, I have a new father Mother's Day question here. If my wife is currently pregnant, but the baby isn't here yet, do I still have to get her a Mother's Day gift? No, don't tell her about that. This is again where like girl questions I'm going to bat at. I would say no, the baby's not here yet. What I do think is, is that if you want to do a little something, maybe like flowers or something small and be like, I can't wait until next year when we can when we can celebrate your first official Mother's Day. That's a great segue, let's say. But I don't think that I don't. I don't think we can do that yet.
30:08Those tits are still intact. You got a lot of you got a lot of milestones to overcome. What did you just say? Did he just say your tits are still intact? That's my wife. I'm just being honest. This is what happens.
30:24That's my wife. Your tits are still intact. Tell Emily I'm so sorry. I will. Thanks, Kai. I appreciate you being on that side of the debate. That is not what I thought was going to happen. I know. That's why I'm saying I'm bad at girl questions. God, I can't believe you just referenced Jake's. I can't believe that you just said that. Jake, go with your heart, man. I wasn't saying it about Emily. I was just saying holistically about all moms. Well, I mean. Your tits are still intact. To be fair, I really resonate with that sentiment. My tits are no longer intact. That's where I thought the burden was.
30:57I thought the burden was more of an attack on you. No, no, no. See, I agree with those. Yeah, I. Yeah. God damn it. This is. God damn it. I do love this clip. The best part about having Kylie on is that Jason is on his worst behavior. I like I don't know how to describe it he's on like he just knows exactly what buttons to push and win and it's Jason on his worst behavior but then it's also Travis and Kylie teaming up to bully Jason which makes him behave where it's a great the three of them are just an unbeatable it brings out the best and worst in all of them which is why we should constantly do it and and Jake tell Emily you know I don't know when this will come out but tell him I'm sorry about you know if they've fallen off jesus christ i'll keep you posted keep going to brandon we're kind of cheating on our our top 92 moments because these are a million different moments for number 80 yeah it is just sort of like a recurring theme and we kind of had to put it on here but there wasn't one moment that was like definitive so please enjoy uh the best or worst depending on what what song it is of Jason and Travis's adventures into singing.
32:42Yeah. So yeah, I watched Kill Bill. And that's entertainment. That is how you recap your day. Back streets back. All right. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Pretty woman walking down the street. Pretty woman. The one I like to meet. Pretty woman. I want to know you I have no idea what those words are It's a great tune though Going down the only road I'd ever known Like a drifter I was born to walk alone And I made up my mind and then at some time here I go again I don't know is that how it goes I don't even know yeah basically I ain't wasting no more time and I need you now tonight I fucking need you more than ever and if you're lonely hold me tight cause we'll be holding on forever and we'll only be making it right and we'll never be wrong Together we can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow only on the tide I don't know what to do I'm always in the dark Jesus What's your favorite thing they've ever sung on the show?
34:20I enjoyed, it was rehearsals for the season one live show When for some reason we all broke out into I should have been a cowboy It was
34:34a different country song. Maybe duck them doors and turn the lights down low. That's right. Your music is soft and slow. That's what they were singing at rehearsals for the last show. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Yes. My favorite singing moment was, yes, season one rehearsals for the Can't See You Live show when I don't know which one of them started it, but they started noticing how deep their voice was on microphones. So we got a lot of maybe lock them doors and turn them lights down low. And it went on and on and on to the point where I think the stage crew started just playing it with lyrics.
35:17They played the music. Yeah, they started like, we got nothing done for like half an hour because we all wanted to sing this song. Yeah, that was probably my favorite in-person singing moment. I think my favorite singing moment was when Jason tried to shit on people who do the, like, Blink-182 voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I go to the bridge. Travis correctly pointed out, like, Jason, that's what you sound like. Which then led into. Those songs kind of slap. Yes. And which then led into him singing total eclipse of the heart, which led to Kylie is sending us the video of him doing that on his, uh, 30 something birth, the 30th, maybe birthday, uh, at the ocean drive.
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36:03So it all comes full circle, but the more singing, the better on the show. We did start. I feel like a season one started an episode with like 45 seconds of him doing, uh, the kill bill theme. Yes. And I remember somebody told me that was an aggressive move for the audio listeners and i said i said note appreciated not accepted i will do it again uh anyways let's keep moving all right moving on uh this this was a moment that was a couple couple years and a couple episodes in the making uh because we wanted to have this guest on he was you know season one one of our like premiere guests that we wanted but i don't think he came on until season two of the show.
36:49And what took him coming on was Jason shitting all over his position. But this is Pat McAfee coming on the show to defend the kickers. Thank you for the intro and thank you for the time. Although, Jason, you were saying some terrible stuff about, you know, like position groups. We're joking here. We're joking here. We're joking here. You know, we're having fun. It's a podcast. Don't shy away. Don't shy away now, Jason. Yeah, you know, the stats people, you came out. I mean, I was joking. We're just having fun We're having fun here. The kickers, you had a well-thought-out take, you said, for years I've been thinking about.
37:24That's what you said. For years I've been thinking about. We've been talking about this. You've been laying at night thinking, like, I need to get this into a show somehow. How do I work this in? Hey, listen, you're the greatest of all time, the greatest center of all time, one of the toughest humans to ever play football, and obviously your resume is what it is on the football field, so you're allowed to say whatever the hell you want. Travis, if you want to hop into that whole train, you can as well. It's the people that have never played football that decide to dunk on like kickers and punters and stuff like that.
37:53I'm like, you need to relax. This is why you did the college game day. You're starting to bring the fans out of here for talking shit. That's right. Jason, do you think you can fucking kick a field goal? Bingo! You know what? I don't know if my hips got me in it. We might have to find this out. Get your Tims. Okay? Get your untied Tims. Get your Tims. Yeah, the old boot style, just straight on. Get your Tims. Who was the square toe? Was that Lou Groza? He used to do square toe from the Brownies. Is that what's the garbage picking field goal kicking? You remember that? Joey. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Absolutely.
38:29Yeah. Yeah. That could be the case. But my problem, my issue is whenever people that have never played football before, Barry kickers and punters and act like it's an easy thing. It is not an easy thing. Like if you get out there and you play catch, you could probably play catch a little bit. You know, you probably could. But if you want to get out there and do maybe hit something or say you probably do that, you try to kick something. Most people are going to suck at it, which is why the college game day thing happened for kicking is easy. Although it's getting expensive, boys. Last two weeks, these guys have made kicks and it's like 200 ,000 bucks to these guys.
38:57Jesus. I mean, it's a real deal. They're starting to practice. Yeah, I think I'm trying to get hustled, too. I think I'm starting to get hustled. Yeah, I think what we've learned is like if you want somebody to come on, you just need to antagonize them. use your platform to antagonize them until they are forced to defend themselves so i think we'll just be doing that all this season it's just hey hey hey meryl streep you know what got nothing she's a queen all right brandon you take the next one because it's yeah i'm gonna take the next one and you'll you'll know why it's like number 80 it's a moment that i don't think a lot of people are going to consider a top moment of the show but i will give you the backstory to it this is from season one this is an episode we did during wild card weekend when both eagles and sheeps had buys um one of the things that we don't really get to do a lot or didn't get to do a lot when both guys were playing was was text about football as it was happening because they would be on the field so this was a rare sunday where everybody was watching football respectively and the group chat was commenting in real time on things that were happening and if you don't remember this play exactly let me describe it to you the cowboys were down and needed to pull off a miracle trick play to stay alive in the playoffs so the player they dialed up was to put ezekiel elliott at center and it went poorly and i just remember in the group chat there was just holy shit holy shit what the fuck oh my god oh my god why no no run it back why like and it was just 30 minutes of all of us sending clips and gifs and memes back and forth trying to figure out what the fuck we just saw and i know no cowboys fans listen to this so i will just say it it is always fun to watch cowboys lose the playoffs and especially when they decide to put zeke at center and the defensive strategy was we'll just push him over and it seemed to work great anyways this is the guys reacting to zeke at center let's get to what made this play absolutely electric and that was the fact that zeke was at center you got put in a tough situation zeke was out there to do something else that's the only reason he's at center what they weren't accounting for was the linebacker bull rushing the crap out of him it looked good his first initial couple steps squared him up snap was great snap was better than most of my snaps all right now and he had some good footwork but they worked on the snap clearly and they worked on the set they didn't work the hands hands are outside and hot that's a bad recipe right there zeke's uh he's a very well-rounded football player.
41:28He's a beast. He wasn't ready to get bull rushed in that situation. I think he was probably thinking about what was going on later in the play, and when he snapped it, and he's like, oh crap, I have to actually block for a second, it took him off guard. Dak and Zeke and the Cowboys, a hell of a season. Obviously, we're laughing about this, but we've got all the respect in the world for these guys. For sure. Jake, you love that moment. I do. I would have, you know, these are why these lists are fun to make. We went back and forth. I would have put some other stuff in the top 92. but i understand part of that is me being salty i wasn't in the group chat yet but you weren't left out you know it not as not as important a moment to me but uh talk about a moment for talk about a moment for my people uh transition that's a good one you like go ahead go ahead yo it's one of my favorite moments i'm just gonna toss up the clip this is jason discovering what the movie life is beautiful is about who was the best actor that won that year dude i have no idea the water boy was in released in what year november of 1998 one day after my birthday how about that really yeah the oscar that he that would have been up for would have been the 1999 oscars right i'm gonna say you're right on that best actor roberto benigni uh won the award for best actor for his leading role in life is beautiful they fucked that one up.
42:56Life is beautiful. You ever seen that fucking movie? I'm going to have to watch it though. I don't even need to watch it to know that he didn't do as good of a job as Bob Boucher. I don't even need to fucking watch it. There's no fucking chance. What did he play? Like a guy that was in love? Try playing a fucking Creole guy that's in love with his mama. That doesn't know what love is. What's the actual plot? Oh, wow. Damn it. There goes that segment. We've just been informed it's a Holocaust movie. So. Yeah. So, I mean, he probably deserved it. I bet Adam could go and be in Life is Beautiful and do a pretty similar acting job as Roberto Benigni.
43:42But if Roberto Benigni tried to go be Bobby Boucher, he would fail like a fucking miserable. You are attacking Roberto so bad. Nothing against you, Roberto. but I'm kind of in on what this was just Bobby Boucher's father that disappeared and then came back it's your daddy Roberto it's your daddy well yeah I mean that's that is with the moment of realization of just oh well sometimes in a google doc you have to type hey i said that is a uh holocaust film and he went oh uh-oh i think i think it was more just that like adam he was so adamant that adam sandler deserved the what is life is beautiful what a stupid title oh no and then him why life is beautiful and And like being like, that's an incredible movie.
44:45Just made it all come full circle. One of the best things about doing this is when we do paint ourselves into a little corner where we have to take time out of our out of our episodes. I think there's in season, right? In football season, Jason had to like we had to go. All right. We got to reserve 20 minutes episode so we can review. Life is beautiful. Turns out great film. Great movie. Great movie. Turns out great movie. Great movie. deserving all the awards. Yeah, let's keep moving to number 78. This is a fairly recent one, but of all the news headlines that this show has found itself involved in, this is maybe the funniest because it just seemed like we all needed something to talk about and God bless it, Donna delivered.
45:28This is the boys talking about Donna Kelsey's modest home renovations. Let's talk about the most important news out of the Kelsey family this week. We know everybody's been waiting to hear about it. Everybody's on the edge of their seat and we wanted to wait to break this news on the show, but reports have already started to leak out. Yes, everybody already knows about it, man. We got to talk about it. Yeah. Donna Kelsey is remodeling her modest Florida home. Let's give it up for Donna. Mama. Give it up for Mama Kelsey. Mama. I told her if she needed me to, like, screw some door hinges in, I could have done it for her, but I guess she wants to do the whole remodel.
46:05Have you asked Mom about this? Have you talked to her since this came out? No. I have no idea what this is. Should we ask her right now? Yeah, let's call her. Mom. Yes. We are doing the podcast right now. I'm on with Travis. Mama! She can't hear me. He just said hi. Oh, nice. We are wondering this tweet that has taken the world by storm. It's what the heck? Even TMZ, you know, like sent me a text and said, can you be on? This is really funny. I'm like, it's so stupid. they probably pulled a plummet because they're coming on monday to put my windows and doors in is it is it like an hgtv show or is this just like a legitimate random no no all i'm doing they is my my people are coming to put in my windows on monday wait you're doing 16 windows the article says nine because you know my whole apartment is all windows.
47:00Well, I just wanted to say, mom, they said modest home. And I just, it feels like you're turning this place into a bit of a gilded palace. I think you've changed a little bit. I think you've had a taste of the good life and now all of a sudden, what? Yeah, you know me. I'm so, you know, I am so like logical and it's like, I'm doing something so that I can save money on heating and air conditioning and to keep my windows from sweating that's as simple as it is i know i know we're just having fun with it too it's amazing it is hilarious and in an awesome way we love you i think it's so good it's like aren't there terrible things happening in the world right now okay we don't need to talk about that we don't need to talk about that i love you mama love your mom love you guys bye travis is screaming i love you too as well Oh, tell Travis I'm so happy he's going back.
47:53I'm thrilled for another year. As long as mom approves, I'm doing the right things. Okay. Two things that I absolutely loved about this clip and this episode. One, even though I know this is an audio only version, Wyatt appearing in the background and making all the faces as Travis. So when Jason was on the phone, just incredible, like generations of Kelsey. Great timing. The other thing you teed this up by saying like, oh yeah, we needed something to talk about. Travis announced that he was coming back to the NFL. Like we were waiting for that announcement. And it was like, Hey, B block that we got to talk about.
48:31Yeah. Actually, we got to get to some real breaking news. Donna is getting shutters. Uh, Donna's getting new doors. Possibly. We don't know the stain of the wood yet. We will keep you informed. That's right. That's right. Yes. Thank you to both, uh, Ed and Donna for always being available by phone. Yeah. The whole, I mean, well and the whole family for being available to do a podcast it's really been great for us it's very easy for us jake number 77 uh this is a you yeah this is this is you kept saying clips with me should go higher you said that this entire time you were like every clip should be in the top 10 bullshit i actively said every clip related to me to be left off the list uh you said to put them on there, but this was, this was a great clip and, uh, you know, little backstory after this happened, like Travis tried to apologize profusely.
49:23Uh, and I was like, you are good. This was very cool for me. This was very fun. Uh, and it is, it is just like a nice stark reminder when we get to do these like in-person episodes, because Travis was in studio for this one of just like, when you, when you put me on a couch next to an athlete, it becomes very clear which one of us is the athlete so that was a very fun moment for me but this was uh a moment with saquon barkley on the show wondering if the average person could get a yard in the nfl for this one we thought we'd uh we'd do a throwback and bring one of our favorite questions for saquon to answer um at vink isaac yep nailed it could an average person gain one yard on a rushing play in the NFL.
50:11The average person? Look at Jets Jake right now.
50:18Jets Jake, come on camera so we can see what you look like. Jets, come on. Come on up here. I feel like I've got to say yes now. I'm just dissing him, right? No, you don't. Love this shit, by the way. There's no hard feelings here. He's a Jets guy himself as well. Did you play any ball back in your day? No. No? There we go. If you had to run a 40 right now, under six seconds? No chance. No chance. You're not helping to cause it all. Not at all. How's your vision? What's the play? 43, 24. 20-20 vision. That's a start. What's the play? Actually, I got to say, there's a game I had against the New York Jets.
50:55I had 13 carries and one rushing yard. Holy cow. And I would say I'm a pretty good running back. At least you got one. So you're probably not getting it. Yeah, average person's probably not getting one yard. And he's out. All right. Had to think that one through. I think about it sometimes because, like, if a guard an attack will destroy a double team, like, anybody could probably get a yard. But you got to think about how slow it's going to take them to get to the hole. He ain't getting it. And how fast everything changes, right? I'm told his best. Oh, gosh. They wouldn't even know, like. If the average guy's Jets Jake.
51:32Jake. If it's outside zone, no shot. Without a shot. My bad, Jake. I love it. You're above average in my heart. Above average person. Way above average person. That's what matters. We don't... Yes.
51:50Oh my gosh. Saquon was trying to be so nice to me, man. No, the best part of that clip is if you watch it, you can see Travis scan the room like Terminator and like like you can see him size up everybody and then get to you and go jake come here and it's he's like oh you were just closer i'm like travis we were all we were all there were all wires in front of all of us and honestly greatest comment i've ever received is being skipped over when he was like i need i need to bully somebody and i was like he knows i could probably get not brandon not greg i could maybe fall forward i could maybe fall forward for that yard you put me behind the right guys i'm getting it um no that was incredible that god damn it that was funny uh where are we at oh 76 number 76 honestly one of my favorite guests gonna try to get him back on he is still playing football but uh jamis winston electric guest this is jamis winston on his first passing touchdown do you have a welcome to the nfl moment well yes i have a iconic welcome to the nfl moment I got two.
52:53I got two for you. Well, my very first pass in the NFL was a touchdown. And a lot of people can never say that. Yes, it was a Cody Simpson ball on a pick six. So my very first pass. That was a welcome to the end. So look, this is the craziest thing, right? We both threw a pick on our first. Man, that's why I knew you were my brother, man. Both of our first NFL passes were interceptions, man. Let's go. Listen, no, bro. I'm going to tell you about this. So I'm with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and you know, we got Lovey Smith. Lovey Smith is iconic. He come from the Tony Dungy tree. It's going to be two Tampa, spot drop three, or man.
53:37Right? And he'll probably bring a five-man rush pressure. You know what I'm saying? Play zone, five zone, and back end. Man, our first game was the great Dick LeBow. All that defense, all the different looks, odd fronts, pressures. Man, the first third down was 36. Man, they ran two-man. I'm coming from college. Man, I ain't seen two-man all year. Man, I set it up. Man, I threw a little choice route, outbreak, man, cold and sensitive box, jumped that thing, undercut. I was like, oh, my God. I had to hop on my horse, and I was like, well, it was a touchdown. You know what I'm saying? No, but at first I was pissed.
54:19I was like, man, I wasn't prepared for this. You know what I'm saying? I didn't think they was going to play no two-man. I was like, what is two-man? That's too funny. You know? First third, now you play two-man. Like, welcome to the NFL. Like, I thought I was an athletic quarterback. You played me two-man? Yeah. Like, now, and then, look, nowadays, you're watching film. You're like, oh, yeah. Oh, they play two-man. Oh, some people say cover five. Everybody's got me. You hear the quarterback coach. Man, look, it's embarrassing if they play two-man against you. And I'm just like, oh, man. it was embarrassing that they played two man against me and it worked oh my golly and it worked i should have ran i could listen to jamis for hours genuinely genuinely open invite jamis just come back on uh what's going on anytime number 75 on our list from again uh maybe the greatest episode we've ever done this is taylor uh talking about jason's uh what did she call it?
55:19His aftercare? His aftercare. Jason's aftercare. Alrighty. Do you have any questions for us? We're kind of out of the questions for this section. Is there anything you wanted to ask Travis or I? I mean, you have a... Yeah. You put Travis on the spot right now. Yeah. I know. Oh, God. Well, I don't know. I was wondering how that wax is growing in. Like, how do I know what the aftercare? Because I haven't talked to him in a couple weeks about it, and I just feel like it's really important for you to, like, Make sure that those hairs don't grow in them. You're getting a little itchy, bud? No, it's fine.
55:50When you go from fur to no fur at all. And you can wear that. That's because we got some thick hair. It's important to figure out. Like a bear. Don't tell us too much. How are we doing? We're doing good. We're doing good. We're managing it? We're not managing it. That's how we're managing it is we're not managing it. Okay. Yeah. It's fortunate for me. my hair grows fast yep it's coarse it's got a texture that uh was difficult for about a couple weeks very itchy yep that's what i thought we've passed that phase now and um are we gonna do it again do you think i don't think so and i listen shout out to the people in downtown philadelphia they did a great job i'm not i don't think it's going to be a recurring bit yeah it was the best it could have been.
56:42I also don't think I'm going to find myself in a speedo again. Jason walked into a door that said European wax and was treated with the utmost respect in class. He had to try it in order to know. That's life. You know, it feels, it feels important that you did it. Um, and also it's cause now, you know, I know what I always say that after, after I, I make unfortunate judgment calls. Right? Well, now I know. Now I know. Had to try it. The one thing I didn't try was - Wasn't great. Wouldn't do it again. Yep, yep. Brandon, do you want to talk about how this even got into the show? Well, this, I mean, it's very funny because you just never know, like with all the shenanigans we do, what makes its way to other people?
57:31And I did ask her beforehand. I was like, hey, you know, we're going to, at the very end of the show, sometimes tossed to the guest of like hey do you have any questions like you know we're idiots you you fucking ask us something and i was like you know i don't want to catch you off guard with that like is there anything you wanted to ask the guys she goes oh i gotta know about jason how that wax is feeling and i said oh my god because i believe he had it was still very fresh um did jason ever put i mean it was it was it was like a month ish later because the the shore was around fourth of july and this was right it was about a month later so he had about a month of aftercare that she needed to get caught up on and did he he never put out the video of the wax did he nope that is still just burned into your memory you guys should bully jason about that video because some people might have it on their phones some people might have been if you're looking for extra footage jason's got some of his waxing listen we're we're bonded moving on to number 74 this is season one man we're throwing it back season one all-time guest mr patrick mahomes uh we had already got episode 15 of season one we already really become the de facto qb sneak show at this point and i think we had pad on and we were like well he's got a qb sneak story his knee fell off so this is patrick mahomes talking about why he does not uh quarterback sneak i I believe in the quarterback sneak.
58:58Like, just sometimes you gotta watch out for your kneecaps. I'm like 95 % and one kneecap short of being 100%. I think it makes a ton of sense that you don't do quarterback sneaks. I remember being on the ground, and my kneecap was in the side of my calf. And the worst part was the reaction from every teammate I had. You know guys usually kind of boost you up. I had dudes running 50 yards away from me, just running down to the other side of the field. My center's yelling, get off me. Get off me! I'm like, I can't move. What do you want me to do? My kneecap is in the back of my leg. I was pretty hyped because I have small calves, and so it kind of made it kind of bulge out a little bit more.
59:34I went back to the locker room, and I had to get the x-rays and stuff like that. It was a funny story because they hit me with the, everything's negative, look good. And they had, like, the intern trainers in there with you at that point. And I walked up to the guy, and I was just like, am I going back out there? And he's like, no, no, no, sir, you're not. And then he know me. I'm flipping out. Why not? My knee's fine. They said negative. Wrong place, wrong time, bud. Pat was awesome, man. And it was like just just, you know, breaking the fourth wall, I guess, a little bit, too, of just, you know, we from the moment the show started, we were like, well, Travis, Travis, somebody's got to ask Pat.
1:00:07Someone got to ask Pat. And when Pat came on, he was everything we could have hoped for. And just, you know, like obviously him and Travis go way back to. But from us, like from a show standpoint, Pat being our second guest ever on the 15th ever episode of the show was just it, you know, it took us to new heights. And we stumbled we stumbled into a great idea there. Yeah. Eventually. It was awesome. So shout out to Pat. I'm sure we will have plenty more Pat moments on this list. So I don't want to dive too deep too early. All right. Moving on to number 73. After the Super Bowl season one, we were flooded with requests to feature other sports leagues trophies.
1:00:50So we ended up, I think we had, we had, God, we had the Stanley O 'Brien. The Larry O 'Brien came through. I think Travis eventually had the Lombardi on later, but this was a great moment where, you know, the Stanley cup comes to your house and like, what else do you do besides put your kids in it? And this is Jason's kids having mixed reactions to the Stanley Cup. Look at Benny's in the cup. What? In the cup. No way. Benny, girl, good head control, baby. What? Are you guys seeing this? This is adorable. Benny. Look at baby Benny. Oh. We don't need to watch it. That was a moment. Remember that forever.
1:01:37Patsy in the cup. How about that? I hope she poops right now. I think, too, we had discussed earlier on the show, like, what is the greatest trophy in sports? That's true. Which led to all these people trying to show off. They were like, no, it's our trophy. Yes. No offense to any of the others. The Stanley Cup. It's the Stanley Cup. It's the Cup. Yeah, it's the Stanley Cup. Yeah. Yeah. And so the fact that Benny's going to grow up one day and be like, holy shit, I was in the Stanley Cup is really cool. One of my sisters was crying. And it's really cool. And it's really cool that it happened on our show.
1:02:13All right. Second to last moment for this episode. I think a guest that we were like, well, let's see how this goes. I think it'll be good. One of our most electric guests of the season by far. Eagles fans will remember this one. This is Eagles fan Sam Salvo coming on after the Eagles hired their new offensive coordinator. There was a viral clip that went wild on social media following the Eagles exit from the postseason this year with a child. Feeling two of two things. A, I want A.J. Brown packing his bags and I want him somewhere else that is not here. And I also want Kevin Petulo flipping burgers at like the local McDonald's or something.
1:02:55I don't care. Sam, welcome to the show. Hey, what's up? It's got this spatula for a microphone. Sam, I got to know, what were your impressions of your viral moment? What did everybody tell you at school? Kids at school went crazy. Like, kids, I don't even know. Like, they just came up for no fucking reason. I don't even know, man. Obviously, you weren't a big fan of Kevin Petullo. What do you think of the Sean Mannion hire? I hope that he can work with Jalen better than Petullo did because I think that if he could work with Jordan Love and make him a top-tier passer in the NFL, I think that maybe he could work with Jalen better than Petulo.
1:03:29What do you want the Eagles to run this year? What formations and schemes do you want Sean Manning and Brandon? I want them to run it more to their strong side of their offensive line. Because, like, really, it was this year. It was more like up-the-middle runs. And really, with Kellen Moore, we didn't see that as much. And that's when Saquon had, like, one of the best years of all time, if not the best rushing year of all time. Man, you're out here watching Phil, dude. How much of what you were saying after the game is stuff that your dad's been yelling at you furiously for the past six months.
1:03:59Absolutely nothing, actually. None of it? I came up with pretty much every single word, except the part that I want A.J. Brown packing his bags, because I wasn't sure 100 % about that. I still want Patulo flipping burgers. No questions asked. He's sticking to it. Like a true Byrds fan, man. I mean, genuinely, the kid knows ball. like i did not know you never know when you're inviting an eagles fan into your into your space what you're gonna get you really don't know you it's like a wild animal being set loose inside you when he popped on camera with the spatula microphone i was like we're good we're good to go like yeah just hit record this kid knows what he's doing this kid's made it talk shit all right last clip of this episode number 71 we have will ferrell giving dating advice as will ferrell characters.
1:04:52So something we do on the show is answer voicemails from our fans and we've asked them to call in asking for relationship advice because who doesn't want to hear relationship advice from a couple of knuckleheads. Would you like to help us on these? You want to jump in? Let's do it, man. Here's the thing. You could answer some of these questions as one of your characters, maybe? Okay. Nice. Yes. Oh, I'm so excited. Hey, Travis. Hey, Jason. Big Chiefs fan. Three Pete coming. Just wanted to know your advice for a first date, when you should know those red flags and when to look for the green flags.
1:05:30Go Chiefs. Red flags, green flags. When to look for the red flags, when to look for the green flags. Let's see. Ricky Bobby would say, look, I don't know anything about red flag or green flag. you just gotta you just gotta get yourself into position to look for the checkered flag because I mean there's only one thing you need to worry about I mean if you ain't first you're last and uh so I would just tell that young lady to look for the checkered flag you gotta find your way to the finish line guys I don't know if that's good advice or bad. It sounds like bad advice. I think it's kind of metaphorically.
1:06:22It makes sense. You got to find your way to the finish line. You know, I loved it, man. That shit was fucking gold. That was so good. So good. I mean, Will's the best. Will's the best. We've said every guest is the best, but we're going to keep saying it. Will, we listen. We walked back asswords into an incredible Ricky Bobby moment there. So, Will, fantastic. We welcome you back anytime. Thank you for helping Jason achieve his dreams of dunking. Did you mean to say back ass words? No. No, back ass words I did. Yes. Oh, okay. No, that was, that was like, that does weirdly work, but I don't know.
1:07:00You don't say it that way. This is awesome. And it's real. It's been really cool to have such big names on the show who immediately like buy into the bits. Oh, yeah. Will Ferrell being like, yeah, I'll do some Heights hotline and no dumb questions. was like so far beyond our wildest dreams when we first did no dumb questions like we're gonna try to get more of your voicemails in front of the guests i think that's always like an electric moment because none of us know how this is gonna go or what you guys have called in about and we always appreciate it so that is the first episode countdown of the top 92 clips again any issues with the lists let's end all your complaints to at jchat 85 god damn it i was just about to do that your complaints to at jchat 85 he will be having a child so he'll probably be have nothing to do besides read these so once again that's at brandon underscore borders on x the everything i cannot read anyways we'll be back in the next episode we'll be counting down from 70 to 40 70 40 damn that's gonna be a long one shit oh we might have to you don't know we're not to speed this up guys if this sucks and you guys don't like it just tell us actually you could you could tell us by then they'll all have been recorded and edited so we won't change it's gonna be tough you can apply Apply that note.
1:08:12Future episodes will take care of that. Thank you guys for listening. We'll be back next time with the countdown from 70 to 40 of the top 92 New Heights moments of all time. New Heights will return with brand new episodes with the actual host of this show on September 2nd. Once again, follow the show on all social media at New Heights Show with one S for clips throughout the week. What else does he say? We'll talk to you guys soon. Peace.
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