Flag Football, Poop Dolla Legacy & Worst Jobs w/ Adam Devine, Blake Anderson & Anders Holm | Ep 184

22:15And one of them. Because we're in New York City. Everyone got off the boat and went into the city. Yeah. Yeah. And one of those people was St. Louis Cardinals Hall of Famer Ozzie Smith. Shut up. What? He got up and left 11 minutes into our show. And there's only 12 people there. So you just see Ozzie Smith go. He like did a backflip out of the arena. Yeah, he backfliped out the whole way. Okay, you didn't have to do that. They're like, whoa, that's actually more entertaining than the guys on stage. Oh my God. So then we just talked about us offending Ozzie Smith for the rest of the show. And the rest of the crowd's like, I wish they'd move on.

22:52Yeah. We're actually sitting here. It was brutal. Yeah. That was our first Super Bowl.

22:57Jason Kelce:That was it. What is the key to throwing a good Super Bowl party then? Well, you guys nailed it. You're at free games. Doing something besides just pounding drinks. Because we're going to do that anyways. Who are we kidding? But then doing something else. Like the free, I was playing some skee-ball. And I just so happened to pick the one that was malfunctioning. So, like, it said I had, like, 890. Which is, like, no one has ever gotten that score before. I was like, you take my photo. Take my photo. And it said I did it with like three balls, which is impossible to do. Yeah, like honestly scoring that much at skee-ball is like embarrassing.

23:32And you know what? I think there was another malfunction. There was another on the punching machine. I think they were all malfunctioning. Yeah, yeah. I think you're right. Testosterones don't add up to punch weight, dude. You talking about the Rones? Dude,

23:52I hit pretty hard, okay? He does. Thank you. We're both in the 800s. I think that's pretty good. 800s is real good. I think I was kissing 900, but. Yeah, that's what you like to do, huh? Yeah, I kiss 900s. Light them up.

24:05Jason Kelce:Kiss 900. I was getting nervous. I'm going to break my hand trying to hit that thing. Oh, yeah. I thought you said the machine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would be nervous if I was that machine, too. I'm nervous that I'm going to punch it through the ceiling of the establishment and into outer space. Yeah, that's what you bear. Management comes over to you when you put your dollar into the punch machine. He's like, what are we doing here? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You won. You wanted me to put the high score up there. What do you want? This is for mere mortals. Don't do it. Travis got real quiet.

24:33He's like, I can punch harder.

24:35Jason Kelce:I wonder who could punch harder. We didn't do the machine. Who could punch harder between me and you? Stop it. Listen, this guy, I've seen this guy fucking knock out people cold. Yeah, I believe it. Okay, easy. Last night. You were running from the police last night. That is against the law, Travis. Let's not throw allegations out. So he's got you for days? Jason used to laugh at me when I punched him in the face. Yeah, but you were 12. I wonder who punches harder. The guy that gets punched and starts crying? Or the guy that gets punched and starts laughing? Right. Would you ever do that? Build different.

25:09Jason Kelce:What's the ultimate slap competition? I would never. That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. We've ran out of sports, and now they're like, maybe we just smack each other? Right. I played a sport full knowing that I was doing brain damage the entire time. So maybe I shouldn't judge. But the slapping thing just seems ridiculous. What about the 1v1? It's like rugby, like just sprinting at each other. I will buy a ticket tomorrow to go to that. If I was younger, I might do that one. Okay. Wait, wait. The skin on skin sound? Because in high school, you just did it just to have fun. Right, right.

25:40I like watching the spring break videos where it's like two people that don't know how to do it. Yeah. One person. Is it Omaha drill? What is it called? Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Oklahoma, Oklahoma. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

25:49Jason Kelce:I like watching people either fight or do that that don't know how to do it more than I actually like watching trained professionals. Yeah, exactly. My algorithm is scary. Problematic. If anyone sees my algorithm, they're like, is he okay? What's going on? And then I saw my dad's algorithm. It's just, I mean, algorithms are so funny. It was just another old man filleting a fish. Right. Instructional. It was just like filleting a bluegill. My dad's like, he's not doing it right. Right. Yeah. your dad's in the comments like i love that i seem better your dad hate watches you call that a fish that ain't shit okay you gotta get under the guilt then you turn the knife my dad's macho man randy savage yeah yeah he's alive blake has his shirt i do all right what um how long have you guys been friends for whoa work work work friends Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

26:42You were holding your dick when you... It's the Ramblers, man. They're creeping. Yeah, they're creeping. Good, good, good, good, good. You know, because it does go down to here. Mm-hmm. That's where... Dude, you'd be a good skier. A ski jumper. Yes. A ski jumper, yeah.

26:54Jason Kelce:The rumors are true. We're bringing this up again? We have to. Did you guys hear the news that came out? You're versed? Yes. Yes. So what would you do to become an Olympic champion? Anything. What wouldn't he do? What are we talking about? Whatever it takes. He's skipping. He's going to the Enhanced Games. What's the most intense cheating you've ever done? Ooh. The most intense cheating. Have you ever gone too far cheating? Have you cheated? Are you guys cheaters? No. I'm kind of a rule guy. He's a big rule guy. Like if you guys are playing Uno, do you pocket a card? Ooh. No. I feel like that's grounds for being shot.

27:26Uno, dude? Don't play at that. Grounds for being shot. I can't think of like a really good, I mean, in school, it was a lot of one. Was it good for number seven? You know, a lot of that. I've been cheated on like tests where like people, I used to wear glasses, right? So like, I don't know what the optics were, but people I've had on like maybe two or three occasions where someone has been like, what'd you get on the test? And I was like, I got a D and they're like, yeah, I, I was cheating off of you because I thought you were smart. And I was like, gotcha.

27:58Jason Kelce:I would look at multiple people while cheating to like cross-examine. Right. Of course. Yeah. I was thinking multiple samples. That's amazing. John Goldberg got mad at me because he went in thinking I was cheating off of him and I got a better test score. And he's like, how the hell did you get a better score than me? I was like, well, I was looking at like four other people too. And I could tell you get the wrong answer. Since you guys were great at football from like a young age, were teachers like, let them cheat. It's fine. No. Not to my knowledge. Good. Good. Right. There wasn't like a cool teacher that would like slip you the test ahead of time or whatever?

28:32Jason Kelce:No. The classes Travis was in at Heights, I think it was just assumed that everyone was cheating. Just everybody's looking at each other. Travis was in nature studies. That was his science class. All cards on the table. Everyone knew the answers. You got an A in bird watching? And nuts and trees. Shout out to Mr. Thaxton. Yeah, shout out to Mr. Thaxton. In college, let me ask you guys this. Because we would go to the, I was on the swim team, but we're all there together. You're with all the athletes. Yeah. And math was tough for me. Okay. Same. Same. And they would give us the like two years prior exams that were like cut and pasted together.

29:06So you would see the exact same questions. You wouldn't know. You would study for 60 questions and then they would give you 20 and you'd already seen those questions before. So it wasn't cheating. You had studied the previous exams. Did you guys have that? This is what I call life skills. All right. These are great life skills. I memorized the answers for questions that had been given previously. In my mind, that is arguably better than knowing what the fuck those questions were even asking in the first place. That's right.

29:36Jason Kelce:That is incorrect. And that's an interesting take. I was so bad at math that I would blame my math teacher. And she was a monster. And what's up, Miss Snow? God rest her soul. She was the worst. She's going to find you, dude. She's looking up at us now. She was the worst, dude. I went. This is how bad I hated her. I got a petition signed by 800 students and other teachers that said she was unfit to teach. Jesus. This is how hated this woman was. That other teachers are like, all right. What did she do to elicit this type of hatred? She was a horrific person. And I went and spoke at the school board meeting.

30:15Oh, my gosh. I got her demoted to in-school detention teacher. ISD? Yes. Oh, man. So then when I graduated school, that was like sophomore year or something. When I graduated high school, the last day I'm walking out of school, she goes, Adam Devine. And I turn around and it's just her. And she goes, I hate you. And I go, I hate you too, bitch. And I left. It sounds like you guys had pretty good chemistry. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. You got to find her. You had a nemesis. Yeah, that's cool.

30:47Jason Kelce:Not everyone can say that. She was my villain. I was hers. I feel like if you go through that type of effort to remove somebody from their position and get them fired and canceled within a community, you deserve an A in that class. That's what I thought. That's not what happened. No, no, no, no. Turns out I'm just bad at math. Right. She was really just trying to help you. Yeah, she was. Adam, you need to. No, she was. She was bad. Adam, you got to stay after class. I'm trying to help you, man. I just want to teach you. You're a monster. She cared. Oh, my God. You heard hate you. She said, I'll miss you.

31:20Jason Kelce:We have not read one of these fucking cards. You guys keep looking at the cards. How long have we been friends? 20 years. What's the key to long friendship? Buffalo wings. What do you want from us? No, that's our bad, because he did ask a question. How long have we been friends? I know. Nobody answered it. I'm very happy with where we transitioned to. From ski jumpers to awful horrific math teachers. Blake and I met in day one of community college. Yeah. Okay. Orange Coast Community College. Go Pirates. Go Pirates. They actually put us in the Hall of Fame, and I didn't graduate. Nice. And as we were going to give the commencement speech, and as we were walking on stage, I'm like, yeah, what's funny is I didn't even graduate.

32:03And the dean was like, what? Do not say that. Do not say that. He's like, don't say that. Don't tell anybody that.

32:08Jason Kelce:Do you have an honorary degree now? I think they, yeah. They tend to do that. They did, yeah. Yeah. They tend to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a CC. It wasn't like a, what do they call it? This dude's an insider, a CC community college. What were you guys majors? Well, it's a community college. So it was just like. They majored in 40s and weed. Yeah. Hacky sacking and longboarding. Yeah. Improv. Yeah. We took an improv class. That's we met day one of school. And then a couple of years later, I moved up to LA and took classes at the Second City. And that's where I met this big, beautiful man.

32:45Jason Kelce:I'm not that big, apparently. So you guys all have done improv? Yeah. Yes. That's where everybody met? Yeah, yeah, exactly. What is it about improv that tends to be like the breeding ground for like writing, like comedic, like communities? Is it because it's a team effort while you're up on stage? Yeah. And you learn to trust someone. And that's why you really like get your crew pretty tight because you have to trust them that when you're out there, if you suck that day, they're going to be able to be able to suck. Right. And it's like community, right? Like you you're there with like minded people who are like, I think I'm funny.

33:17You do, too. Should we keep doing this and laugh at each other? And like I was in a different class than Adam. And I remember being like I went to the guy who runs the program and I was like, I don't want to be in my class anymore. I want to be in his class. And he was like, well, we're trying to like spread it out. So there's people with more experience. And I was like, I'm not I'm so poor. I'm not paying money to be like helping other people. I want to link up with this dude, start making some what I feel is magic. yeah and there was a couple other people in the class and he was like okay fine that's awesome

33:45Jason Kelce:because i was like i'm gonna come out of here just because you got the way you guys vibed off like not doing that yeah that was the same as like being in improv class at community college like you know we were all coming from our high schools where we're the funniest person in our high school and now you're seeing the most annoying that's what that title yeah just play nuts yeah but then like you know i see like adam i'm like whoa this guy is like legitimately funny like it'd be cool to link up and like never said that before have you heard it here first like are you crying what if what if i was just crying yeah sunglasses on yeah and we're like hey let's let's watch the videos we made in high school of like our sketches and stuff and totally went from there what's the key to like being an improv comic i've heard like the yes and right like that's the thing that people throw out yeah but it's never like no no that's not it do you see what just happened that's amazing yeah you're a genius no you say yes and you like build on things like if someone's like uh hey welcome to the dentist office you go yeah i'm here like yeah i'm here because my tooth and now all of a sudden people are like seeing it happen whereas if they're like i'm not at the dentist i'm at the zoo you're like okay we're working on the teeth up for the animals that's right and they're like there's no animals here yeah i call the mall the zoo matter of fact all there is is a gun you're dead and by the way that stuff can get big laughs for that one person but it doesn't work for the ensemble um but again it's just like you go there and you meet other weirdos who are like let's do weird stuff in front of 20 people and like you know cut your teeth and like sharpen your skills and what was cool about our situation is we were starting and working together and making sketches right when youtube came out like Right.

35:30Oh, six, I think is when we started to post on YouTube. And it was like, that was like the year YouTube started. And I remember we were just like making videos and like either handing people like burned CDs. Oh, yeah. One of those guys. Yeah. We're like, do you have a Mac or PC? Okay, then take this one. Yeah. Yeah. And it was so annoying. And then I remember the first time we saw it was a friend of ours was helping us edit some videos. and he was like actually these guys i went to uh school with in the bay area are now going to be on snl this next year and it was the lonely island yeah yeah yeah yeah andy samberg and akiva and they showed us a video he showed us a video of them and i was like oh my god these guys are so funny but beyond that i was like oh you can just click a uh the video the thumbnail game changer all of a sudden the video will start to play and we lost our damn moments.

36:25Yeah, we were like, this opens a door. Yeah. Yeah.

36:27Jason Kelce:When you guys are like doing comedy sketches, writing workaholics, like, are you guys kind of improv-ing while that's happening together? Are the episodes written? Like, how does that all take place? Dude, it's this. Really? It's this. It's that simple. It's this. And then the jokes that we say here, we go, all right, well, that's funny. Like, so that scene where we go to the water park and we're waiting in line, like, let's do that. And then someone overhears us and then they want to fight us. And now we've got to escape the water park. And now all of a sudden we've got Adam dangling from the top of the thing and I have to swim and whatever.

36:58Blake's stoned with somebody. He's fallen in love with some guy. He diarreated the pool. They had to evacuate. I don't remember that episode. Anyway, but I'm saying you just go and then like you steal from your own lives and the things that we've joked around in the room. It helps that we're such close friends because while we could almost direct each other in scenes where like maybe a scene, there's not enough energy or whatever, you can go, Durs, do that insane thing that you do. Do that crazy laugh that you have. Yeah, he loves when I talk with it. But anyway, don't worry about it. Yeah, do your mangyna thing.

37:31Do your mangyna thing. I'm like, we're not even on set, Adam. He's like, just took it for me.

37:34Jason Kelce:Just for me real quick. It's me going. Real quick. It's me going. It's just for my energy. You guys got to let us know, how did Pooh Ballard come up? dude it was actually i stole that from my buddy kyle walsh goons what's up shout out to kyle he did it in college and he he told me about it and i'm like i'm gonna take that yeah that's genius and then and then we just put it in i think the first episode right yes wait no but you've done you've actually done it to someone live and nice on the street what kind of poop are we using there's a lot of poop dollars here in san francisco yeah it's like watching somebody catch a Hail Mary.

38:11You see it coming and you're just like, yes, yes, yes. Do we have to explain what the poop dollar is? I think Webster's put it in last year with... It's pretty self-explanatory. The same year that Swag made the dictionary. Poop dollar made it. We finally made it.

38:32Jason Kelce:Nice segue. You guys are telemarketers in the show. Are you aware that there's another telemarketer with a past in this room what yes you and you it's crazy because as fellow telemarketers you know that you you're reading an already pre-set yes i was the worst i was also bad telemarketer in the fucking world yeah i was slinging uh already making it sound pretty cool yeah i was slinging surveys for obamacare yeah yeah yeah i was doing like political stuff too it was gnarly you know who's really good at it adam no surprise yeah we actually did it in real life yeah i did i did it for years i started when i was 16 and then i did it till i was like almost 20 and uh he drove a Porsche in high school i was thinking like i worked for the uh for the marriott actually uh i was working for them selling vacation packages over the phone.

39:35And I was so good. I was like the number two guy in the company. And I only had to work three hours a day and I was clearing 10 grand a month. And I was like 19 years old. And I told my mom, I'm like, I don't think I'm actually going to move because I was living in Orange County. I'm like, I don't think I'm going to move to Hollywood and try to make it as an actor. I think I'm just going to be a telemarketer. I've got a pretty good gig. I've got a good gig. And she's like, move to LA. Please, please. Not do this for the rest of your life. this is like wolf on wall street and penny yeah i think i hit the jackpot here i know what i'm doing here you were feeling yourself for sure did they gave us a top gun hat if you sold three packages in a day how big was that oh you felt so good and then absolutely and you would get one every time you would have so i was walking i rock like four hats on top of my head yeah that made the show to let them know i was like i was like scared to get good because then you do get comfortable and you would meet people who were way older than you that were like oh geez you're they're the only ones answering yeah and they have the funniest political takes yeah yeah yeah yeah i was like characters i was like calling for like greenpeace and being like we're down to one whale okay yeah we need your money now save the whale and if you could do like a monthly thing we'll get up to two or three whales we might find some more whales trav was up against a very

40:56Jason Kelce:difficult test he was doing obama uh surveys in southern ohio dang southern northern kentucky the surrounding states the the tri-area there everything that's red on eastern southeastern indiana yeah i can't imagine big swing boats i ran out of the comments every call i was on yeah i also realized what my dad would always say and uh used to make us do like yard work or like clean clean around the house and like he used to tell me as like i would see him at the end and he would be like you better get paid by the hour and i realized when i had my first job ever as a telemarketer that i was getting paid by the hour and i was like the bottom of the charts right in terms of how many calls and surveys i was getting in i was like man i am low on this list if this was competitive to me i made it to like i made it to the other room they were like you should come in here every i mean the people like i mean it's based like the show like some of our other characters were just like insane people yeah and uh it's real yeah our extras on workaholics were well i mean legendary we ended up giving most of them lines because they were such characters yeah like jet set yeah jet set hudson homegirl homegirl and uh us man oh my god ghost man we had some fun characters 69 man 69 man 69 man it got to the point where i would just call and i wouldn't say anything if they you just breathe it yeah because i just hear it yeah you need the time and i just need yes yes and it's automated so as soon as you hang up it dials again shitty boy all right it was a shitty time in my life i just got kicked out of school jason all right i was dealing with some demons yeah fair enough fair enough what is the worst job you guys have ever had worst job that Yeah, that.

42:43Just to go ahead. Mine was that. Go ahead. I loved working there, but there were bad parts about working at a butcher shop that had parts of it that I didn't love. Yeah, kind of like smell and like dealing with, yeah, corpses and blood and stuff. But I did love that job. No, that's the part that you loved. Yeah, no, I loved corpses and blood. That ruled. Actually, mom, I'm - Just dealing with the people that wanted the flank steak. I'll be working overtime. You just have a Dexter shed in your backyard. It's like, what's with all the plastic? Like, honey, what's going on? Shout out to Fritz's. Mine was, I worked at a service deli.

43:19And so I had to climb, at the end of the night, I was, this is how they tricked me into being this guy. They're like, well, you're the smallest. So you're the only one that could fit inside the rotisserie chicken machine. So they made me crawl inside with a, like a wool.

43:37Jason Kelce:The entire machine. Steel wool. with a steel wool and just scrubbed the machine. Wow. And I just raked every night coming home. Is that why you eat rotisserie chickens all the time? I eat a lot. You love them. A lot of people, the smell. You know how someone works at McDonald's, they'll never eat McDonald's again? Yeah. It had the opposite effect on me. Right. I eat so much rotisserie chickens. Just drive past the Boston Market like I need it. Daddy. There's not enough Boston Markets, dude. Yeah. Bring them back. I love a good BM. Bring it back. Boston Market. Drop a DM on them. sometimes you gotta just drop a bm sometimes you gotta drop what you're doing and bm boston market boston market and they can use that i don't know why that's weird they can use that have that perfect a hot steam and bm the ceo of boston market is watching you guys can use that so did you guys actually live in the house we did we heard the rumor but you guys actually lived in that house we and uh kyle newichek who was our director uh we all lived in the house for like i don't want to say like five years or something yeah five years and when we got when we got workaholics we we sort of shopped around for locations because they're like well you know you're not gonna shoot at your house right but we're like if we do shoot at our house does that mean you pay our rent and they're like yes and we're like we're shooting at the house genius i didn't live there i live with my girlfriend my wife and i was like i gotta get up earlier i'm not getting my rent paid like they would get up when the crew would be like uh adam we're gonna film in your room all right let me just take a shower real quick i'm like on the freeway like god damn which are like your lines under the door under your bedroom door in the morning and you would like be in your boxer shorts uh eating the craft services that they've set up in the morning right and then also you didn't have to do dishes because it's a hot set so you're like don't touch the dishes because that's continuity right gross and that's when You got rats.

45:31We did get rats. We did. So many rats. Tons of rats. Leave those pizzas there. And like massive. I remember my girlfriend. I was dating a girl that lived out of state. A little barn cat? We had snakes. Great call. They did not. I was dating a girl that lived out of state and she came to visit and we were in bed at night. Get on. Yeah, it was pretty sick. And I heard a rat crawl under my door and you hear. And she goes, what's that? and I go it's it's an old house and she's like what no like the the floorboards are settling she's like okay and then I felt it go on the bed and climb up and then I go smell that rotisserie chicken and I kick my head I'm always sweating rotisserie chicken juice that's such a good call I'm leaking and I kick the rat it goes and lands and she's like what was that and I and I kicked my leg i'm like i have restless legs and then and then the next morning there's like rat shit all over my room and i'm like i'm like just go to the bathroom i do little shit sometimes this girl was not buying it by the way she's like bro just say it's a fucking yeah no i take tiny little poops and scatter them all over my room it's it's fine i crumble my poops it's a I don't want you to worry about it.

46:57Don't worry about it. Okay. I'm out of here. Don't shame me for that. It's not a rat. It's just my tiny poops that I place all over. She's like, that's worse. I just first said throw up the room to mark my territory. So it's not rats, though. Will you marry me? Will you move here for me? Derners is married to his then girlfriend.

47:15Jason Kelce:She's not his girlfriend anymore. Yeah. Surprisingly, that one didn't work out. I can't do this, man. This is fucking so good. All right. So it's been 10 years since we're going on this. Where would the show be if it was still going now? What would be the future? Pretty sad. Yeah, when I knew that the show was over, it was Durs pitched in the last season a Paw Patrol joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Paw Patrol, for those that don't know, is a children's cartoon for like two-year-olds. Yep, yep. And I didn't have kids. I didn't have kids, so I was like, I think we're done, right? Like, this show's for college, kid.

47:59So this is on me? Blake had kids, too. Like, yeah. Blake has kids, too, and he's like, that's actually really funny. And I'm like, ah, what are we doing here, guys? Let's call it a day. And now Adam has a kid and cannot shut up. He's like, you'll love this. The other morning, my kid was like, dad, dad? And I'm like, yeah, they start talking. I tell the worst stories now I took them aside and I'm like yeah he said Dada I miss you Oh man that hurts and he's like Shut up He's like I've been dealing with this shit for a decade Just wait till they don't miss you That's when it matters Are you okay?

48:40We'll save that for the next episode Remember this bit that we used to do on the set of Workolics Ow that was the middle of my dick Ow That was the middle of it Cause the bottom's down here that's the middle of it You would, oh, oh gosh, right in the middle of my dick. Ow, ow, gosh, you got the base slash middle of it. Yeah, I remember it. I remember it's a fun bit. Just where it started. They didn't play it with me. I don't know why. So we cut that out. No, on the show I had a shrimp dick, if you recall. Yeah, yeah, on the show. On the show. What's the dumbest thing you bought with your first Hollywood paycheck?

49:18Should we talk about what we all bought in one weekend? We all went out and bought brand new cars. Yes. Which we were. The same car? No. Very different. Wildly different. The cars that you think each of us would get. I got a Camaro Super Sport. Get them. Convertible. Okay. Midnight blue, baby. I got a Volvo. Sedan. Nice. Also midnight blue. Car seats. Okay. And I got an American flag wrapped Jeep Wrangler. With an eagle on the hood. The bald eagle on the hood. And Blake's always the one that's like, man, I hate it. We're going to get out and I'm going to get recognized because he's got the hair and everything.

49:59But he's also the one with the hair and the American flag Jeep. And he's just like, I'm getting recognized all over the place.

50:05Jason Kelce:How do they see me coming? Meanwhile, I'm driving past high schools, making eye contact with kids, being like, do you recognize me? And I was like, no, no. Please don't stop the music. No, no. From Pitch Perfect, that movie that you watched. We don't recognize you. Yeah. Yeah, that was it. I think we had just found out we were getting paid. We hadn't even aired, but the network had seen it and liked it. And they said, we're going to start paying you guys to write season two because we just we believe in this. And my wife was going out of town for something for the weekend. And I was like, I'm going to go buy a car.

50:37And then you guys were like, you bought a new car? And then you went and bought a new car and you got a new car and then you rolled up. I got in a car accident 20 minutes after buying that new car. Yeah. I was doing a show. With Tom Segura. And we were doing a bar show in San Clemente. And I'm driving down there. Like a piece of wood just flew off the back of a truck. And I just drove right into it. And my car kept driving.

51:05Jason Kelce:So I'm like, we're fine. It was probably bounced right off. And then I get there. And I was telling Tom I got this new car. And he's like, oh, let's go check. He's a car guy. He's like, let's go check it out. And then I turn the lights on. He goes, holy shit, man. It's like the front end is just mangled. Like the front right light is just hanging on by. It's just a used vehicle? Yeah. You get a deal on this? Yeah. All right. We're done. Okay. But. All right. What a way to end it. What do you guys think? That went wrong. Yeah. We got to ask one more before you guys get out of here. Welcome to Hollywood moment.

51:39Welcome to Hollywood. Blake starts. Blake starts. I mean. Does it care? Doesn't even do the bit. I'll do the middle. Middle of the day. Yeah, it doesn't even start. I don't know. Well, it wasn't in Hollywood. It was at Bonnaroo. We were like side stage for like Lil Wayne. And it was just like, what the hell are we doing here? Should we get cash money tattoos or what? Because I'm in. I think that, I mean, I hate to piggyback, but that's, we like, you know, I remember after the first episode aired, I went into a Starbucks and the person was like, oh shit, I watched that episode last night. and people in the Starbucks knew me and I'm like, do I get that coffee for free?

52:21And they're like, no, it's$11 or however much. But no, I think that was the first time that we were like, oh my God, this is crazy. Was Bonnaroo 2011. And they had to get, no one knew who we were, like the security or whatever, but all the kids did. And so they suddenly, they were like, I think the Bonnaroo person was like, we have to give you guys security now. we don't know who you are yeah you need security to walk around here which is pretty cool yeah uh my welcome to hollywood moment was in seventh grade oh oh do tell i think they filmed the movie rookie of the year at my middle school are you kidding me and uh i did a little background work in the cafeteria and the drama teacher recommended me to be in this scene that they filmed at wrigley

53:10Jason Kelce:field so oh my gosh it's like i don't know what month but it's cold as hell in chicago Wrigley Field's like shut down, but we're filming this scene for the movie. And we, the only place that's warm are like the bathrooms. So we're in the bathrooms on like folding chairs, sitting there for like eight hours a day, waiting to film this scene where I've got like a line where like one kid's, the whole concept was like, I know him from this. And like, I had math classes or something. And then like the littlest kid has like some long laundry list of like, he's my cousins, my uncles, whatever. And we all go, super funny.

53:44Classic. kind of an uneven movie without it but we sat there for four days and then they were like we're not going to film that scene and i was like but his background acting is dude you should see me but i bought a trek antelope 830 with that money there you go so let's say i was cruising in style nice whatever happened to rowan gardner's elbow i think they need to make a sequel has it they should they should definitely do a sequel a football sequel the best and so full circle moment daniel stern who directed that movie and acted in that movie did our movie game over man was on workaholics and was like the best he's the best rocks yeah very cool it's fucking awesome what is next for the trio of you well we uh we are doing another show together if they if they

54:29Jason Kelce:we're developing currently oh really yeah okay what is the what is the concept oh i don't think we can okay i don't think we can jason it was so nice to have you guys but it is marvel but it is but we're the new black panther yeah it's a weird because you know how they like switch they like race switches and like gender swaps like we are the new black panthers black panthers thank you guys thank you so much yeah that's all we got you guys be your thing hey thanks to our sponsor hills pet nutrition uh yes as athletes we know what it's like to perform under pressure you train hard you prepare you give everything you got but here's the thing being a pet parent uh well that's a whole different kind of pressure you want to show up for your pet the way they show up for you every single day that unconditional love they give you just want to match that energy i get it no doubt but between training family work life it's a lot to juggle That's where Hills comes in.

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57:11Jason Kelce:Hi, thank you to Blake Anderson, Anders Holm, and Adam Devine! Dude, those guys, they literally just took over the fighting podcast. That shit was so good, man. When they got chemistry like that, you just kind of let them go. You just got to let them go. I was sitting there as viewers were just enjoying that fucking madness. One bit of a cleanup, even though the workaholics said they had nothing to promote their podcast. This is important is on the iHeart Podcast Network and can be found wherever you find your podcast. Definitely got to check that out, man. Those dudes are fucking hilarious. Again, this conversation was brought to you by Liquid IV.

57:46That's right. Last thing before we wrap, let's take a look at the new heights. Dimes Reese's Bracket Challenge standings. ooh i'm in hawaii brandon you gotta do it what's up boys jason i hope you're enjoying hawaii i hope you're having like the best time i hope you're having the best time don't worry about me i'll just be here alone working on the show it's fine i hope you have a great time travis i don't know where you are you never tell me so i hope you're having a great time too anyways let's check in on the new heights reese's bracket challenge we have got a leader in the men's The men's bracket, Lee Collier.

58:24Lee Collier, you are currently our number one standing bracket. You do have Florida as your champion, so that's going to be short-lived, brother. Sorry about that. We do have a two-way tie for second place with Josh Dupree and Jordan Tipton. In the women's side of things, we have Nick Sterling. You are our number one bracket right now. We have an eight-way tie for second, so things are very much up in the air as they usually are after the first week of the tournament. Internally here, the New Heights team, Jason is our head in the men's bracket. myself I am ahead in the women's bracket I am tied with Deanna our researcher but what you guys want to know about is who's in last place because that is who is probably going to be getting some form of punishment right now last place for the men we have Chris Selzer we're at a team and we have Aaron Loric one of our producers they're rounding out the bottom of the brackets for the men on the women's side of things did not expect this but it's sad to see rounding out the bottom two of our women's bracket we have a gentleman by the name of Travis Kelsey who is tied with a familiar your name, Aaron Loric, also at the bottom of our women's bracket.

59:22Aaron does not know ball. Aaron Loric does not know ball. That is officially on record here at the new heights, uh, new high show punishments. You guys send in a lot of great ones. We're going to run through these pretty quick. A lot of you want us to spend a lot of time in a waffle house or an IHOP eating pancakes for 24 hours, which I don't know if that caught us in a mood, but everybody seemed to kind of like that one. We also got a lot of people saying somebody needs to be covered in Mayo. Not really a shocker. There was one member of the team who did not want to do that. We also got a lot of people saying we should go hobby horsing, which we might even do that regardless.

59:51So hobby horsing is out there. We also had an idea somebody should wear Jason's King Triton outfit in public, which is grosser than it sounds because I know he has not washed that. Anyways, that is the Reese's New Heights bracket update. Thank you everybody for participating. I think we got a couple thousand brackets entered. I'm glad all of you having a great time. I know we're all rooting for, you know, the Cinderella of the tournament right now. My beautiful Texas Longhorns. just a small university just scrappy underdogs doing our best nobody believed in us just a university that's just Brandon quick question sorry uh since you're wearing your Texas shirt you had them winning in the round of 32 right since you're doing so well in your bracket yeah sure no I definitely had Texas women going very far so fuck off Jake all right that is it for the Reese's uh new heights bracket update we'll see you guys all next week with more he didn't have them winning.

1:00:44Jason Kelce:All right, that wraps up this episode of New Heights. Thank you to Blake Anderson, Anders Holm, and Adam Devine. Make sure you subscribe to the New Heights channel on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. And once again, New Heights, a Wondery show brought to you by Apple. This show is crazy, man. Shout out to Apple. Follow the show on all social media at New Heights Show with 1S. Thanks to our New Heights production team for always making us feel so organized, knowing neither one of us are. We love you guys, and thank you to the 92 %ers. for tuning in and having some fun with this. We'll see you guys next week.

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