Heights Hotline | Terrible Dating Advice For Kids, Modern Inconveniences, and Revoking Man Cards

0:00Women can't refrain from begging you.

0:06Jason Kelce:They can't help themselves. They have to eat the fruit. They see the apple. They need to eat the apple. They were allowed to eat the apple. They wouldn't eat the apple. So you got to be the forbidden apple.

0:15Travis Kelce:No, I'm not really looking for anything right now. Do that drives them insane. I'm in fifth grade. I got a lot of stuff going on. It's a tale as old as time. You're 10 years old. It's called gaslighting. Now, what you want to do. All right. Can you get your hands on cigarettes?

0:36Travis Kelce:welcome back to a bonus episode of your favorite show your favorite podcast your favorite brothers new heights that is a wonder show and we are your host i am one brother i'm travis this is my other brother jason or i am the other brother to him because he's the first brother Subscribe on YouTube, 100 +, or wherever you get your podcasts. And follow the social media tag at New Heights Show with one S on all social media. Jason, should I do that again, or should we get right into what we have coming up?

1:10Jason Kelce:I thought it sounded great, Trav. On today's bonus episode, we're going to be checking the Heights Hotline to answer your off-season questions. Off-off-season questions. Let's get into it. All right. What do we want to go to first? Delete one modern convenience. Sure, let's go with that one.

1:24Travis Kelce:Yeah, that sounds fun.

1:24Jason Kelce:Okay, if you had to delete one modern convenience forever, GPS, streaming, or online ordering, what are you sacrificing? Oh, those three?

1:35Travis Kelce:GPS, streaming, or online ordering?

1:38Jason Kelce:Yeah. What are we constituting is streaming?

1:43Travis Kelce:Yeah.

1:44Jason Kelce:Is that anything on the internet that you're like, what, like is YouTube streaming? Because if we do cut that out, then I don't have a living. so i didn't have streaming online ordering i don't want to cut that out i mean listen i can do it i can go back to calling in orders on the phone i got no problem with that yeah i don't i don't actually i want to cut out online ordering i want to go back to calling phones and these places picking up the goddamn phone now you call a phone number and the places don't even pick up yeah dude that's so annoying i used to like calling and talking to the woman and be like hey how you doing what's your favorite thing how do you know it's a woman huh i'm just saying this scenario

2:24Travis Kelce:yeah this is hypothetical um no i'm with you man i'm with you i think i think there is a lost art in the food like world and there's like a it just doesn't feel like when you go places that there's i don't know as much hospitality maybe i don't know i may just be a grown-up and see things more clear now. But I'm with you. I'm with you. I fucking love calling in order. I think doing the whole app thing, you know, if I don't want fucking onions in something, and it doesn't have it on the app, now I got to call in. And I'm like, can I get no onions?

2:58Jason Kelce:Don't get me wrong. I use the apps, but I kind of like the concept of picking up the phone and calling the pizza joint.

3:06Travis Kelce:Yeah, see what kind of deals you got. I don't know. I don't want to read what kind of deals you got. I want to be surprised when you tell me and hear how you deliver the coupon, you know?

3:16Jason Kelce:Of those three, I think it's a no-brainer. Online ordering.

3:18Travis Kelce:Online ordering.

3:19Jason Kelce:Definitely not giving up GPS.

3:21Travis Kelce:You wouldn't survive.

3:22Jason Kelce:That would not go well for me.

3:24Travis Kelce:Just follow the North Star, Jason.

3:26Jason Kelce:Just look up at the stars. Hey, so there's this girl I really like. Is that a child?

3:34Travis Kelce:Yeah, I know. It sounded like a kid.

3:37Jason Kelce:How should I ask her out? Well, yeah. How you like a girl and you want to ask her out.

3:44Travis Kelce:I think first you got to figure out what do you like about her? Yeah. Like, what do you like about her? You like the way she looks? She likes the way she dresses? You like how funny she is? You like how kind she is? And then maybe compliment that. And that will get you in the door, or at least you gauge how she reacts to that. And then that gives you a better understanding of whether or not she would be willing to go out with you. But that's always a good conversation starter to let someone know that you like them.

4:11Jason Kelce:I'm going to give you the old Ed Kelsey tip. You find her unattractive friend and you befriend her and you start making her feel like she's interesting.

4:23Travis Kelce:It's so it's so bogus, kid. Do not listen to that advice. That is the 1950s way of dating.

4:33Jason Kelce:oh my gosh um well here's here's what you do uh you ask her out yeah there's no there's no other

4:39Travis Kelce:way around it other than you just gotta just gotta do it man just gotta own it you gotta i would say like you can do gotta have some corners yeah i mean you can you can do the whole like what's the word she's gonna say no well that's the thing and then tell everyone You asked her out and she said no? And they're going to laugh in your face at your locker? Okay.

5:06Travis Kelce:And then you're even. You're back even after that.

5:09Jason Kelce:Yeah, I would say just ask her out, man. Knowing what I know now. And listen, when I was younger, I didn't know how to talk to women. I still don't really know how to talk to women. I'm fucking Neanderthal. My wife, Kylie, reminds me every single day. But I think you just ask her out. And then you go on a date and then you go from there. I wouldn't worry too much about it, bud.

5:29Travis Kelce:Just have something planned because you got to have something in the back pocket. So like I said, maybe have a conversation starter and then have a nice segue into maybe hanging out at the movies or at the mall, wherever your destination is. You got to have a destination of where you want to take her. That's enticing. And then, yeah, go from there, bud.

5:52Jason Kelce:I wouldn't overthink it. I think you start trying to force the conversation. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, don't do all that. They said to go here and say this and whatever. Just try and like talk to her like a normal person. Be authentic. Take her on in a date. Be chivalrous. Open the door. Be courteous. Make some jokes at other people's expenses where it's just between you two. Hey, look at this idiot over here. Not to bring people together like that. No, seriously. So think of something that you want to do. Ask her out to see if she wants to go with you. And then just, you know, see what happens. I think that's the best advice I can give you.

6:31Jason Kelce:And then, you know, like Trav said, the worst that she can say is no. And then she says no. And then it's like, whatever. You move on to the next. You keep it moving. There's nothing to be embarrassing about. Tons of them. There are plenty of whales in the sea.

6:46Travis Kelce:It's fish.

6:47Jason Kelce:There's tons of plankton in the ocean. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

6:53Travis Kelce:There's tons of whales.

6:55Jason Kelce:Yeah, whales probably wasn't the best one.

6:59Travis Kelce:Yeah. Listen, if you're asking advice from us, you better figure it out on your own.

7:05Jason Kelce:There's no trick. Let me put it this way. There's no trick. There isn't. You just go, and you can read the Cosmopolitan magazines and all these things, and it's all a bunch of nonsense. Just fucking, if you like the girl, you say, hey, I was thinking about going and seeing this movie. Would you like to go see it with me and then see what happens? she says i want to go hey i'm going to the mall do you want to do you want to go to the mall with me like it's don't overthink it no you just go have fun just go be yourself here kid start a podcast with your brother go on the podcast there you go don't try and make her like you because then she's going to hate you this was my crucial flaw with talking to females i was like okay how do i impress them or how would i like how did like i would think that i need to talk any differently

7:49Travis Kelce:And then it's just like who you are is good enough, but you're going down a rabbit hole.