Kylie Kelce on Love Actually, Blind Ranking Christmas Movies and the Best Kelce Gift Giver | Ep 116

0:00There's nothing sweet about this. didn't speak i prefer more of the shakespearean love where they actually communicate and there's some romantic interaction he's an advocate for communication he wouldn't know romance if it smacked him square in the face so that's the problem well let me tell you if love actually is about romance i do not understand romance

0:27Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen. A Wondery Show produced by Wave Sports and Entertainment and brought to you by our friends at Monopoly Go. This holiday season creates some memories by playing together, enjoying some friendly competition and getting the gift of sweet revenge. Oh, I love it. We are your hosts. I'm Travis Kelsey, my big brother, Jason Kelsey, and my sister-in-law, Kylie Kelsey, has decided to join us for this very, very special episode. Subscribe on YouTube, One Dree Plus, wherever you get to podcasts, follow the show on all social media, add New Heights show with one S.

1:02And Jason, this is your time to tell everyone what we're doing here. Yeah, well, we got an outstanding New Heights episode where we're going to be diving into the New Heights Film Club. But not just one film. That's right. Oh, yeah. For a little present for your holiday. We're going to be giving you a double dose of film reviews, Love Actually, and Christmas Vacation. Double down. The double deuce. So, without further ado, let's get into a little bit of new news. I don't know if you guys have seen, but my wife Kylie has the number one podcast in the world right now. Number one. Number one. Well, on Apple Podcasts, we should stipulate.

1:45Apple Podcasts, number one podcast. Yeah, how's it been? Any easier or harder than we... I don't think we gave her any advice. No, she didn't ask me for it. You didn't? Yeah, she didn't ask me either. She probably was like, what do I need advice for? Clearly, she chose right. No, I would love advice from you guys on what not to do. Yeah, exactly. There you go. Well, get a good team that edits well. Well, how's it going, Kai? um it's gone great i've gotten to have some really great conversations with incredible people and i mean talking to myself is a little weird but that's i was about to ask how's the one man show or one woman show um queen emma's writing rundowns that really make it go easy but nice nice em yeah shout out to emma yeah it's uh it's interesting talking to yourself for that much you don't have an intern doing it for you what's that you're actually paying somebody we have interns do that stuff for us no you have an executive producer yeah we have we have like volunteers that just come in and we don't we don't pay people that we don't yeah we actually sorry brandon we need to fix that interns only they both take us that's how you run a business that's how a 90s yeah businesses ran that's how you sell a hundred million dollar podcast right there interns baby Jesus Christ.

3:05Take advantage of that. How is it this short end of the show and it's already off the rails? No, this is the rails. What are we talking about? We're right in the smooth. We are on the rails, going high speeds. We're on the new heights rails. Is that what it is? Headed straight for Christmas Review Town. Hit me with it. Why did you make us review this movie before we get into it? Yeah, tell us about your love for actual love. Love actual. love actually is one of my favorite movies period like outside of like not one of your favorite movies yes like up there with like shawshank redemption and you said that like it was a joke but i love that movie too huh he started listing like he was going to be like it's a joke the joke isn't that shawshank is up there that's not the joke i think that's pretty routinely up there with best you might be the oddball out here i actually enjoyed love actually it's not you don't You don't have to say that, Travis.

4:04No, I will concede. I will concede it's not an unenjoyable movie to watch. Nice. My issue is the Christmas aspect of it. And then also just like the overall, we're going to get into it, but the overall sentiment and lessons and overall values that it expounds are absolutely horrendous. But we'll dive into that. This is going to be a fun one. I really do love the movie. I think are we going into the movie now? I can't wait for him to sit here and shit on it for the next 10 minutes. We might as well dive into it. But first, this episode will be released on Christmas Eve. Oh, Merry Christmas, everyone.

4:42Yes. If Santa's listening. Happy Hanukkah. If that's what you. Is there anything you want to ask for? When is Hanukkah this year? Is Hanukkah right now? It's the same time as Christmas, actually. Not all the time, though. No, this year it is, though. It lines up perfectly with Christmas. There you go. Which night? I believe on Christmas Eve Hanukkah starts. Does someone want to fact check me on that? I thought it was. Jetschake, are you here? Brandon Type. Jetschake, I heard, is on Honeymoon. Oh, I'm sorry. It starts on Christmas Day. Starts on Christmas. Nice. Happy Hanukkah to all of our Jewish friends.

5:16I think best Hanukkah movies, Eight Crazy Nights. We don't even need to debate that one, right? All right. Well, happy Hanukkah to everybody. Do you guys have anything on the Christmas list that you want to share? Christmas list? that we want is like presents? Is there anything you want to ask Santa for, Jason? If I was going to ask Santa for anything, it would be for better time management skills. Ooh, he wants skills. Yeah. Nice. Kylie, get him one of those old school Palm Pilots. Well, no, I don't think unless it can make all of my decisions for me, I don't think it's going to help. okay all right yeah all right more time management okay i need santa to work his magic not in a physical realm but in the the mental realm a man wants santa magic on him so we want to respect uh your podcasting rule of no episodes over 45 minutes uh but that's not the way we do things but we will set a timer so that you know how much you've gone over that time yeah you're on the new night's podcast not the i'm not gonna lie this is gonna take way more than 45 minutes no way well that's how long we have so brandon will start this timer all right we're off and running all right we're rolling okay we're gonna start uh try and summarize the plot of this movie um in a little two-minute drill two-minute drill is brought to you by amex don't leave home without it kylie please give us the plot of love actually since you made us watch it good luck ready set go why Why is it that I made you watch it?

6:55Listen, I didn't make the rules here. You're 10 seconds in and you haven't gotten, you got 50 seconds. You got a minute, 50 left. I don't think I need that much time. It is a collection of stories. Yes. Associated with a number of families. I don't know how many, because that's not really important. I think it's nine. I think it's nine. Is it really nine? I think it is nine. And they are all connected to each other in some way, whether it's by marriage, sibling, friend it's different people experiencing different family things during the holidays you have the prime minister you have porn star stand-ins you have i don't think that was a porn i think that was like a are you joking right now are you kidding me well in porn they actually have sex they were just acting like they were having no they were just stand they were like the lighting crew they were like okay to get like the lighting right which i didn't know i didn't even like think I didn't see that.

7:52I thought they were like the, okay, that makes sense. My goodness. You have a man who is recently widowed and he's navigating his new, like his relationship with his son. You just have all of these things that are connected sort of by like one degree of separation. Each of them, there's good, there's bad. And it ends in a beautiful Christmas pageant with one of the best renditions of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas is You. It's a little amateurish if you ask me. It was a child that sang it. Thank you. Exactly. Jordan Mariah killed it. And the build up to it was outstanding. Yeah, I think it's lovely.

8:36It could be my ADHD that makes me like this movie so much because it's like a bunch of small stories in one big movie and it pops around a lot. That's helpful for me. You actually did that in two minutes, which is pretty. I mean, this is why your podcast is number one. You're very punctual. That was the two minute drill brought to you by Amex. Let's keep the same movement. Okay, so let's be honest. Let me be brutally honest. Love actually might be the worst Christmas movie I've ever seen. Like, I don't even know that it's up for debate. I didn't feel Christmas at all during the movie. There was zero Christmas spirit or anything resembling.

9:13I enjoyed the movie. it was okay it was okay i just didn't i didn't understand how much it really tied into christmas not only does it not tie into christmas like the only worst family value it was like the worst family values of like all time tied into christmas there's like bad people a guy went to get a necklace for his his secretary or whatever that woman was in this like let's just go story by story let's go story by story the one guy the one guy is like voyeering his best friend's wife and only recording her wait wait wait wait wait start from the beginning okay who did it start out with i don't know you've seen it the guy who started out with no the guy who's going no the guy who's going to the wedding and he's like hey yeah uh are you sure you don't want to come and she's like i'm disgusting i'm i'm sick i can't go okay so we want to start with that storyline that's the first so for those of you that don't know the first storyline is a guy leaves the house his wife is like oh hey like i'm a little sick i'm not gonna go with you and i knew it right away like he called it the minute the minute he left and she's gonna be fucking somebody when he gets back obvious right so it's not even like it's remotely creative of a movie so super obvious that she's gonna come back in she's gonna be with something obvious in the 90s well it also wasn't obvious that it was gonna be his fucking brother okay did you know that no yeah she's fucking his brother yeah merry christmas everyone then he leaves her and decides to go to where was he at he went to france right somewhere italy or france or someplace and he has this portuguese woman who's i think he just went to the countryside okay wherever and his like housekeeper that he hires is portuguese yes or speaks portuguese the housekeeper that he's given speaks portuguese from this other woman, which they don't get into if she was human trafficked or how she got there.

11:07They don't go into that. But we do know that these people fall in love with each other without being able to talk. What the fuck are we talking about? They never spoke a word. You ever watch Love is Blind? I do not watch Love is Blind. No. This was Love is Mute. It was Love is Mute. It was a great life lesson. It was a great life lesson into how much you can fall in love with somebody without actually being able to communicate with them. It was terribly unbelievable. But it... Not even, like, they're in the water and they're saying the same thing. And Karen's like, oh, look, they're saying the same thing.

11:46And all I'm in mind is like, this is complete nonsense. This is just, like, complete ridiculousness. There's nothing sweet about this. They're acting like... There's nothing sweet about the fact that they were saying the exact same thing but didn't speak a single word of each other's language. more of the shakespearean love where they actually communicate and there's some romantic interaction as opposed to you want to talk about communicate this he's an advocate for communication yeah that's where we i'm realizing that is the problem here it was too it hit home too much for him no that he actually doesn't he wouldn't know romance if it smacked him square in the face.

12:26So that's the problem. Well, let me tell you, if love actually is about romance, I do not understand romance. Some of the storylines are. There might have been one storyline and then... There was one storyline in the whole movie that was good. Which one was it? Sam and Joanna. Liam Neeson and his son Sam. That was by far... That was a great storyline. It was fantastic. We gotta get that kid a scholarship. We gotta get that kid a scholarship. We gotta get a football in his hand. We gotta get him catching the ball. That motherfucker was running through the airport dodging cats like he was pat mahomes in the fourth quarter he was just the cutest thing about watching was that ellie was watching at the end of the movie and got blushed on the cheeks she was feeling her so excited and then the next day she told me mom that cute boy that played the drums will you show me a picture of him nice and then i had to Google Sam from Love Actually.

13:20And she was giggling. Well, Wyatt was giggling, too. Yeah, but Wyatt loves every boy that comes up on this evening. Anybody that kisses, oh my gosh! That's adorable. So romantic. That's the one redeemable story. No, they only saw the end. They almost saw the boobs, but I warned Jason. He sped it up. So that's the one redeemable story. Okay, I will say the one storyline that really does not sit right with me is the best friend and Keira Knightley. Oh, you're talking about the cards? The cards? Yeah. Oh, the cards? That's like the iconic way to do it. That's like the most romantic way to tell someone you're in love with them, right?

14:07The cards, they play music. Just do your best friends. While your best friend, her husband is inside sitting on the couch, tell him it's carolers. What's crazy is that? Yeah, exactly. no what's crazy is that all these like you said all these stories tie together in one community and it it's supposed to make it look like this is what happens in like a community like this is like these are all the different love stories and all that did like this is what's going on around you horrendous and it's terrifying because there's so much scandal in it everyone's everyone's the guy You got a guy buying a necklace for another woman.

14:45Yeah, she's a hoe. Jesus. Sorry, that was aggressive. It was aggressive, but deserving if you're going to do that. I just didn't like. I don't know why anybody's mad at her. The husband's the guy that freaking. Yeah, the husband's the worst. It's never made sense to me. The husband is horrible, but she's the one who is sitting at her desk and splits her legs while she's standing in front of him to be like, hey, this Christmas party is about to be off the hook. Is she married? weird thing is her dancing with him in front of his i don't recall her announcing her devotion this is what i will say i see from both sides absolutely laying the gauntlet after the um after the christmas pageant and walking up to him and being like like oh do you want to explain to me what i'm supposed to do now and like called his ass on the carpet power to you girl yes Yes.

15:39At the end of the movie, they were still together. She didn't do anything. How do you know they were still together? He was somewhere on a trip and the only reason she was picking him up was because of the kids. And she only allowed him to kiss her on the cheek. She didn't kiss him. Either way. I don't know. Whatever. Horrible storyline. Let's have the boss cheating with the secretary. Yeah, because that's so crazy. It's not that it's crazy. It's just that we're expounding. I think the whole point is that That they put together a collection of storylines surrounding the holidays because the holidays are sensationalized.

16:15And in, I think, adult life, you realize the holidays aren't as jolly and like life doesn't like real life doesn't stop because the holidays. And it's also sensationalized. I just think top to bottom. I see what you're saying that it didn't need to be a Christmas movie. But I think that's part of the point. I think that's why they're trying to drive the point home. Yeah. I think that they made it a Christmas movie because they know that by making it a Christmas movie, it would sell and become a tradition every single year. I think you're just a hater. I think that it's terrible values. Not all.

16:57Not all terrible values. Some good values in there. No. One good story, maybe two. The porn couple were very cute and very happy. they were they were very cute i don't remember he was so distracted by the boobs he couldn't even realize that they were having actual conversation well they weren't like a legitimate like storyline that was happening that much but yes also how about um what's his name colin colin god of sex that was a good one he comes to the united states living the american dream yeah i just love that it was wisconsin yeah and then he found those girls in wisconsin i mean he he definitely he found some smoke shows in wisconsin i will say this i will say this made out like a thief they didn't go into this in the movie but colin clearly was talking to a prostitute like if you go up to a bar and a woman is that yeah that's like she's dressed that way are you kidding me she's dressed that way and talking that kind of way that's a prostitute all right i don't need to i don't need to know anything more about this story that didn't really happen to colin and then he brought one home for his friend yeah yeah that's that's love that is love actually that's that's love actually that's colin has some wealthy parents and he uh she comes through the door and immediately just kisses the other guy like this whole thing is just so love it love at first sight jason yeah or love at first sight or paid for love in the form of prostitution that's what i got from that five i really do love the movie it's a fun one to watch i was enjoying i was i was enjoying following along to all the stories i also was kind of with jason on some of them like this is a little far-fetched oh no a couple of them i will say the moment the moment that kira knightley sits down and is trying to watch the wedding video it does give you like an uneasy feeling in your stomach as a woman like if that were to happen to you where you sat down you were like oh my husband's best friend recorded this video.

18:56I'm going to watch it. And then it's all closeups of your face. And you're like, are you about to kill me? Yeah. Well, that's my thing. She wasn't like that though. She was kind of into it. I don't think she was. Oh my gosh. She was into it. And then she was into it when he came with the cars. I think she felt bad for him. No, she was into it. And the whole thing was weird. I mean, it's stalker type behavior. A thousand percent. Can't do it. No. Top to bottom wrong. Don't want to promote that. Don't want to. That's not the, That's not the storyline that gets the happy ending. I agree. Overall, rating it.

19:30Are we doing the PFF grade? Is that what we're doing here? We always do. All right. PFF grade. Okay. Amount of Christmas. I mean, minimal Christmas. I mean, it's a lot of Christmas, but minimal actual Christmas theme. I'm going to go four. I'll say four. Because there's Christmas stuff all over the place. That's so much more generous than what I thought you were going to give it. Yeah. I'm not going to. Listen, I'm realistic. I'm giving an honest review that is not swayed by any ulterior motive. This is an honest. That's what you can expect from Jason Kills. That's what you're getting. Put a stamp.

20:04Put a guarantee on the box. What are you giving it, Kai? For the amount of Christmas? Yeah. Six. Anywhere from four to six. I won't aggressively. I understand that these storylines could have been constructed outside of the holiday season. Yeah. I can acknowledge that. It's a four to six. And that's why I'm giving it a three. This had nothing to do with Christmas. Both of you are just being generous. That's not the one I'm going to be generous on. Acting? I thought the acting was pretty good. I mean, for what it is, it's a rom-com. Honestly, the acting, that's what I'm saying. I enjoyed the storylines and the acting, and it was fun.

20:41It was a very good cast. When you bring good kid acting in. Also, the prime minister calling out the United States, if that isn't the biggest form of fucking political grandstanding that i've ever seen fuck that guy he didn't say shit to billy bob's face and then went up on the podium like i ain't doing shit if i'm the u.s i'm sticking it right up the prime minister of britain's ass like we run the fucking show not you dickhead we just had a whole fucking conversation in your office and you're bringing this up one time and they're gonna go out there and say that shit in the fucking media so anyways just had to get that off my chest he did he flanked Hugh Grant flanked the prime minister flanked we're not going to talk about any of this in the office I'm going to act like I'm your best buddy and then go out there and say like we're done being taken advantage of well now Britain's fucked because the U.S.

21:32is not on your side so guess what good luck he wasn't talking he was he was talking about the woman no he was not oh my god he was still mad at the woman because he was about to fire her. No, he was not. That's all he was in his head. He fired her right afterwards, guys. I don't know what you guys have talked yourself into. He fired her. And then it took later in the movie. He moved her from his personal office to alleviate temptation. No, he liked the temptation. He was in on it. That's why at the end he came back around. He was like, oh, my gosh, I've made a terrible mistake. That woman was being taken advantage of.

22:08Now I need her back. He knew immediately that what the president was doing. I don't think he was in acting. I'm giving, I'm giving you a solid nine. I love the acting. I mean, I can't give it a nine just for, because of like the type of movie it is. You're ridiculous. Then you, then you downscore the plot. You don't fuck with the acting. I agree with Travis nine, but I just think that there's the acting wasn't like overly difficult. That's why I guess what I'm getting at. like you're so fun i'm just being honest like it's not it's like the rom-com type model isn't like this what this isn't like shawshank like level like type this isn't uh what's the fucking one where uh leonardo's out in the fucking wilderness for two hours with the grizzly bears some whatever what the fuck's that movie reverent like revenant this is this isn't that type of film so like this would be like if the Chiefs played like a high school team how the Chiefs play well they beat them by a thousand points but I it's hard to tell if they're very like you know what I mean like I don't know what to tell you you're fucking ridiculous give me the score all right seven it's good acting but like I can't directing I thought the directing was up there I thought to be able to put all these all these I can't take Jason serious right now I thought the directing was cool a lot of the shots were fun the symmetrical I thought the shots on the especially on the water when all the papers and everything flew around I thought that was sweet I thought the running the slow-mo running through the airport fired me up for some reason I found it to be...

23:58I'll give it a solid directing a solid eight. Solid eight. I'm going to say nine. I love this movie. I'll say like just very predictable. I think it's hard. But that's plot. Yeah, but it's plot. But also the way the scenes are shot and the choices that are made. The wedding scene where everybody pops up with their own instrument? First of all, again, that's plot. I'm just saying the way everything was shot was just very, there was nothing creative to it. So like, I feel like anybody who went to film school could have directed this movie in the exact same way this guy did. So I'll go five. You're such a grinch, man.

24:39That's a great description. Plot, what do we got plot? Can I go negative? No, you can't go negative. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's a one to 10. One to 10? Yeah. So I can't go zero? No. One. Fucked up. It's horrendous. The reality of it, Jason, is that there probably is a lot of this going on. So as much as you want to act like this is not a good plot, this is something that could actually be going on. I'm going eight. I think that it was a lovely collection. And again, the only reason I'm downscoring from higher is because I think that it didn't necessarily have to be a holiday movie. Okay. I'll say this.

25:20if it is actually going on, it was directed and filmed in a way that was completely inappropriate. It was filmed in this uplifting, like, Oh look, she's out with the cue cards guy, the best friend trying to fuck his best friend's wife. And like all of it was done in this like happy, like there was, there should have been much more dark tones and filmed in a way that expounded on these people being pieces of shit. That's fine. But the fact that all of it was celebrated is ridiculous. So like maybe the plot isn't horrendous. Maybe I would like the plot if the director and the way it was shot accurately portrayed all these people as monsters.

25:59I did feel like they were like portraying everybody as all everybody's good people. Yeah. That being said, I'll give it I'll give it a solid seven. I enjoyed the I enjoyed the bouncing around. I thought the the plot of the movie, like how they were like tying in all the stories, even though I wasn't agreeing with what everybody was doing. I thought it was very interesting. Character relatability. This is where it's tough. Can't relate to a lot of these situations. Everybody can relate to Sam. You got your first crush. You know, how do I, you know, do I have the courage to go up and ask the girl that I'm into out and sing to her?

26:42Couldn't really relate to anybody. I'm going to give it a nice solid three. Yeah. Outside of them all being European. I just feel bad giving it any low score, but I don't know that there's a single plot where I'm like, I feel that. I'm going to go four, five, four. I don't know how you don't love this adorable dog behind you. She looks dead. You see her? Where are you going, Jason? Sam's relatable. It's the only one and the dad. I think most dads are going to be put in that situation where they're trying to navigate their son's first love interest and Sam having to do that and nailing it. So I'm going to go.

27:24I'll go three as well. Nice. Because that was a very relatable scene. All the other ones. Just no. All righty. Back to the top of the two minute drill here. We just got done with love actually giving it a solid kind of buns movie review. But we are into one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time. And this is America speaking, because this movie, Christmas Vacation, is based off of the good-hearted middle-class American family. And it's just, it's such a magical, fucking hilarious. It hits on every single aspect of like the families and all the characters and like kind of portrays what I imagine is a lot of a lot of like people's Christmas.

28:16I don't know Christmas experiences year in year out, especially when you get the entire family, like both sides of the family together in one house. I love it. This is a movie that I didn't love as much when I was a kid. Yeah, because I think it was hard to relate to all of it. but the older you get the funnier it gets the more relatable it gets especially once you start having kids of your own once you're married i feel like even without like kids i'm i'm looking at it like man i can appreciate it for just the dynamic like the father always trying to just go above and beyond for the christmas magic for sure whether it's the tree or the lights and he's always he says it in the beginning he's like i always just wanted a big christmas like family environment in my life.

29:02Having both sides of the family, his wife's and his, all the parents, knowing that not everybody always sees eye to eye, but they always wanted this. Yeah, we're also going to mention here that Kylie hasn't seen it. Yeah, Kylie, well, she has seen it. She did not watch it before this episode, though. No, I'm of no use to. I've only seen bits and pieces. What pieces have you seen? Can you see the dog right now? Yeah. She stole the toilet paper. She's stealing toilet paper? She stole the toilet paper out of the bathroom. Oh, there we go. Look at her. She's about to tear it to pieces. Arts and crafts.

29:41It's doggy arts and crafts. I don't even know that I can pull scenes out of my pocket here. Okay. When I tell you I am useless to this. Do you know who the main character is? Clark Griswold. Do you know who plays him? No. Okay. Kylie's out of this. All right. Chevy Chase absolutely kills it. There you go. That's it. Chevy's the man. Yeah. I think what's, what's special about this movie is exactly what you're saying, Travis, that Clark is trying to give his family the ideal like storybook Christmas that Hallmark and every movie and every story has ever laid out. Yeah. But the beauty behind this is like, this is how actually Christmas is.

30:21It's a giant chore. It's incredibly hard to pull off, but you all, for some reason, all of us revel in the misery of trying to make it happen because you're trying to make it special for your kids and your family and i think everybody can identify with clark's inability to do that but in trying to do so every single year yeah so i think it's fantastic i love right from the opening scene of going out and cutting the christmas tree down and the kids are like why the hell are we out here doing this doing this makes no sense dad he's like it's because of it's a christmas tradition this is what we're gonna go get our This is what it's the ultimate like dad line of American dads.

31:01This is what our forefathers did. I'm just like, God damn, this is going to be more spot on. No doubt. All the 90s dads talk. And then it's just, you know, right down the barrel from, you know, he's expecting the bonus from his job and like how big of a point. He's gone all in on Christmas. Like he's leveraged everything that this is going to happen. And it comes to full, you know, it comes to a head immediately when he finds out that he isn't getting the bonus that he thinks he's getting. But kudos to the boss for coming and getting his senses when he's kidnapped by Cousin Eddie. Cousin Eddie.

31:39And we all have a Cousin Eddie. I had a revelation while I was watching this movie. I've always thought I was Clark Griswold. Am I Cousin Eddie? No. Like when I come to your house, am I viewed as the Cousin Eddie? No. You're viewed as Clark Griswold. I didn't know. 100 % Clark. I just thought all of those scenes are so relatable, and that's what makes the movie so special. And they did such a good job of just making it funny, poking fun at the ridiculousness of it, poking fun at the neighbors who are too cool to have Christmas be a part. Like, I just think it's really, really well done across the board by National Lampoon and Chevy Chase and everyone involved.

32:19So should we get into the PFF rating of this movie? Or do you want to talk about more stories? I want to ask you what's your favorite scene? yeah favorite scene I probably should have thought of this before there's so many good ones I mean right off the bat the kiss my ass scene with the boss and all of his little minions I thought that was fucking gold kiss my ass kiss his ass kiss your ass so good I like the sledding scene that one's an iconic one when he goes through all the freaking different material. He's got the new lubricant. I really like the cat scene. Don't put that on my sled. You know, the metal plate I got in my head.