Playoff Preview, Rest vs. Records, and Blind Ranking the Best Plays of the NFL Season | Ep 118

32:40But either way. I hear what you're saying. I think all those years were equally as memorable as this one. Yeah, they are. Equally memorable as in not being historic. What? You think people are just going to not remember Saquon's story of going to a new team? They're going to remember it, but they're not going to remember it as if it was the record-breaking year. It's not going to be this heralded season by the entire NFL standard. It's just not going to be that now. Yeah. Which is whatever. That's the point of the record being the record. Yeah. Yeah. And eventually, though, the record will get broken.

33:15And the more important thing for Nick Sirianni and his entire job, the entire staff's job, the entire organization, the entire city's job is to try and put themselves in the best position to win a Super Bowl. because that's the ultimate goal. And I get that. I'm not negating that. All I'm saying is it would have been fucking awesome to have that record. That's all I'm saying. And I would have loved to see the Eagles have it, Saquon have it, and Jeff Stoutland and the O 'Brien have it. That would have been something that would have been cool. I don't know. Maybe if Jason Kelsey was out there, he would have got it in the 16 games he played.

33:45Listen, Cam Juergens did just fine. As a matter of fact, Cam Juergens made the Pro Bowl if we're – Juergens are fucking dope. Yes, he is. I fucking love watching those dudes, man. Three Eagles, Cam Juergens, Jalen Carter, and Zach Bond also made their first Pro Bowl. Shout out to the boys making their first. Yeah, baby. Jason, how does it feel to see the Kelsey replacement get his recognition? I don't. I'm not calling him Kelsey replacement. I think it's awesome. Listen, we've known Cam Juergens is a great player in the Eagles organization. He's got all the tools. He's athletic. He's strong. He's got long arms.

34:21He's big. He's smart. He's explosive. I fully anticipated Cam having a phenomenal year. And now he's been awarded the Pro Bowl, which is amazing. It's hard to do that your first year. Usually it takes you – you usually get on your second year. But he's had that good of a year. The line has been that good. Saquon was the rushing leader. All of these things. And he's been dominant. He has a big reason this number is where it is at. And I think he's rightfully been awarded the Pro Bowl. So could not be happier for Cam. Listen, there's similar traits, but everybody's going to be their own unique player.

35:02And he can't try and be anybody else than Cam Juergens. And that's the way every player's got to play the game. And there are things that he is much better at than I ever was at. And there's always going to be – every player is unique, no matter how similar the traits are. He's the replacement for anybody that ever played center for the Philadelphia Eagles. I just don't think that that's the way you look at the job. You look at the job like he's the starting center for the Philadelphia Eagles this year. Next man up. How are we going to move forward with a line that operates successfully? And I think Cam's done a phenomenal job of being Cam Juergens, the dog that he is, and the tremendous player and teammate that he is.

35:44So couldn't be more proud for him. I got to say, very happy for Cam, Lane Johnson, Landon Dickerson. It's a fucking joke that Jordan Malata didn't get the Pro Bowl. And listen, there's great tackles in this league, and I don't know who he would have made it over. I'm not trying to make that statement because there's Lane, Tristan Wirfs, and oh, my God, the third one's a great player too. Sewell. Sewell, Penny. Gosh, why did I blank on that? So, like, it's in good company. But I think Jordan Malata has been the best tackle in the NFL this year. He's so freaking good. But anyways, they should have had four guys in there, which is crazy to think about.

36:21That's how good these guys have been. Yeah, I hear you, man. Everybody that's in it, as far as I'm concerned, deserves it because they got voted. That's the way the thing works. It's in some ways a popularity contest, but it's also reflective on who you are as a player and what your career has been and season. I don't believe in this like snub. Like there's so many snubs every year because there's so many guys that deserve to go. And unfortunately, there's only so many slots. Moving on, it's officially playoff season. let's talk a little about wild card weekend okay playoff picture are we going to display this graphic intern brandon so that people can see it okay so obviously the chiefs have the bye detroit lions have the bye dude by the way i was a little bit i was kind of questioned in dan campbell's decision to play his starters versus the 49ers i'm like why did he do that like they're going to be on a short week now they're going to have to play oh you're talking like the Christmas week.

37:17Yeah, like they're going to be on a short week now. Then they're going to have to play the Vikings who are peaking right now. And then they might not get a bye. And they go out and beat the living donkey dick out of the Minnesota Vikings. Like just pummel them. And I'm like, okay, well, I should just shut the fuck up because Dan Campbell's clearly got this shit figured out. He's got to figure it out. Yeah. He's got the boys rolling. Kansas City Chiefs with the bye. Detroit Lions with the bye. Eagles, the number two seed in the NFC, face the Green Bay. Packers at home. The Buffalo Bills are number two seed and the AFC West face the Broncos at home.

37:51Packers and Washington had some interesting things shake out to see who was going to be the sixth or the seventh seed. Bucks moved up to the three seed because LA lost. Yeah. So there was a little bit of shuffling here. What team are you most surprised didn't make it? Surprise? I think going into the season the team I'm most surprised didn't make it is probably the Bengals with Joe Burrow, T. Higgins, chase healthy. You thought they'd probably be in the playoffs. The team I'm most surprised made it in his first year as the coach, I'm the most surprised with the Chargers. Maybe Broncos. I'm not really surprised.

38:30I mean, after playing the Broncos earlier in the year. I'm talking about early in the season. From the beginning? Obviously, all of these guys aren't surprising that they made it as the course went on. But before the season started, which teams has surprised you the most the most actually i'm gonna take this back washington is the most surprising to me yeah i mean watching the two rookie quarterbacks washington and uh denver denver yep honestly i didn't i didn't i don't know why i didn't think minnesota was going to be you know that that dominant yeah that dominant yeah i mean uh sam darnold's playing playing his tail off yeah just playing washington over the last few seasons and i mean this with so much respect for Dan Quinn and even respect, like I think Rivera is a phenomenal coach as well, but that team with like the whole organizational thing happening with Dan Snyder, they felt like it was going to take some time to rebuild that culture and chemistry there in Washington.

39:31And it just goes to show when you hire a great head coach and you get a, you hit on a rookie quarterback like that, who's playing at this level, how fast it can happen. They're already in the playoffs. I do think that they lack some of the pieces to really compete for the Super Bowl this year. That's my own opinion. But I think it's remarkable that they're in the playoffs that quickly. And it's a testament to Dan Quinn, Kingsbury, and all those players. They went out and signed some really good veterans, Bobby Wagner, Zach Ertz. Ertz. I just think that they really did a good job of getting pieces to help shape that culture with some veteran guys, bringing in the right coaches, hitting on draft picks.

40:16And it's just been a remarkable year for the commanders. 100%. I'm right there with you. Bigger rookie surprise. I'd probably say Bo Nix, man. I think Jaden Daniels won a Heisman winner. You kind of saw the flashes. Yeah, you saw the flashes. Not that Bo Nix didn't have any flashes. I just think. No, but there are a lot more. To your credit. Sorry, I did not mean to cut you up. No. There are a lot more people doubting the Bo Nix pick than the Jaden Daniels pick. So I think that's the reality of it. When you look back on it, though, man, I mean, you watch Bo Nix in college, man. That dude can fucking ball.

40:52And I'm telling you, the moment I saw him fired up on the sideline throwing it back at Sean Payton, I love that. I mean, in the right amount, like it can't be all the time. Yeah. And there was something about throwing. Yeah. You know, who knows how fiery that even was, but you already know. Who cares? All I know is that he cares. That's why I like to see it. I give a fuck. Yeah. Because like, you know, not that it's the right way to hand. You got to be controlled as a quarterback and you got to be poised. So you can't do it too much. But every once in a while in the right moment to do that, it's like, oh, okay.

41:26And it's not like over the top. It's not a ridiculous amount. It's just like you can tell he wants to win games. He wants to be great. And that's a huge part of it. And if it is over the fucking top, realize it in the fucking moment. Talk to whoever you just went above and beyond with and fucking get it right. And let them know, listen, man, I just fucking want this shit. I'm with you. I'm with you. He's a killer, man. And you can tell he's competitive as hell. And, dude, when you take great traits and you take a competitive individual, usually that leads to a good football player. I hear you.

41:56Okay, of the teams with home games, what's the toughest place for a playoff game to play at? Ooh, that's a good one. I think you got to go Arrowhead. I will say. No, this is wild card. This is wild card. Okay, if we're just going this round, Buffalo's obviously got crazy home field advantage, one from the fans, but also two from the weather. I'm a homer. I'm going to be a homer. I think the link is a hard place to fucking win a playoff game in, and I think it's been that way. All these games, the link is probably the one that I think is the most hostile environment. It's fucking loud. Yeah. It's cold because it's in the Northeast.

42:32So some of these Southern teams come up, although Green Bay is not going to be dealing with too much. They're not going to be nervous about the cold. I think the link is hard to win a football game in. Yeah. Especially a playoff game. I mean, we lost in Tampa Bay last year, but I think it's I'd probably go Buffalo or the link or my top two. What's harder, the link or Arrowhead? I mean, Arrowhead gets a fucking rock and dog. Don't even go. You want to step into the loudest stadium in the world? I think it's equal. It's like the loudest, nicest stadium in the world or the almost loudest and you just got a bunch of fuckers.

43:07People are just going to tear you apart. Just a bunch of motherfuckers. You're going to throw rocks at the buses. All right. Hypothetical. Please don't do that, Philadelphia. Hypothetical. All the games are on at once. what games are the youtube tv quad box okay well this is um shout out to youtube tv and the quad box no doubt i'm going i think i think that bucks washington game is going to be fun to watch i think that fucking vikings rams game is going to be fun to watch as much as i think buffalo is a you know is a better team i think denver right now is is playing really fucking good football so i'll probably watch that one and i think for me the game that i'll probably end up like playing the winner of is uh the chargers versus houston game so i'm gonna watch that one oh man i don't even know i'll probably so i'll definitely watch eagles green bay they're gonna fucking blow them out.

44:10I'm not going to watch that game. I mean, dude, Green Bay is surprising. Matt LaFleur sometimes can dial up some stuff. Dude, I got all the respect in them. Yeah. I just don't see it. Jordan Love, when he's on, he can sling it. I think that game, I don't think it's going to be a blowout, but I do think the Eagles win. I'm definitely watching Baltimore versus Steelers because I'm an AFC North kind of guy, and I think that that matchup is always intense, even though the Steelers are floundering right now. They are struggling. They're limping to the finish line. but I can't help myself. Bills, Broncos, and I'm probably watching Tampa Bay, Washington.

44:49Really? Yeah, I mean, the Vikings LA one is interesting to me. The one that I'm definitely not watching is Houston versus Chargers. I don't know why. That one's like not even – that's the least interesting game to me. Is that fair? I'm watching it because I think that's the two teams I'm going to play. Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, this is – Just based off the seeding. The reality is I'm watching all of these games because playoff football is the fucking best. But if they all played at once and I have to watch only four, that's probably the forum goal. That's probably the best way you can answer that.

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49:49I'm kidding. I'm back. and we're doing some blind rankings of plays of the year that's right already let's uh let's move on and we want to take a minute to recognize some of the uh most incredible moments from the regular season um this year and uh what better way to do that than our new favorite game blind rankings yeah this blind rankings is uh brought to you by our friends at intuit turbo tax wonderful love that make sure you do your fucking taxes all right here's uh here's how it works in case you missed us doing this on christmas episode uh we'll blindly rank 10 of the best plays from the nfl season and this is as about a true blind ranking as possible because i really don't remember a lot of the great plays we haven't even discussed season we will only see uh one play at a time and place it on the list uh before seeing the next one so one by one we'll just throw it uh one through 10 on where we think it resides and uh one change uh me and jason will have one veto each all right so we can veto each other one time you can veto the play like we can say like it doesn't belong in the top 10 i'll give you one veto each of this is not a top 10 play i have backups ready to go one change is me and jason will be able to veto one play out of the entire top 10 so if we think this play is dog shit and brandon did a terrible job of bringing 10 plays in uh we will i'm here They can hear me on this recording.

51:15Oh, they can't. Perfect. Nice. I just really hope I remember these plays. All right. Let's let's take a look at the first play. Then Brandon. First play from week 16. Lions Bears. Oh, oh, my. The fake stumble. Oh, pretty good. Pretty good. I mean, the only reason I want to I want to almost veto this because like I don't think the stumble affected fucking anything like i mean can we rewind it let me see what the linebackers do does anybody react to this thing i mean they definitely don't react they definitely don't just retreat you know what all right i'll leave it in there i mean it's low though the entire sideline was screaming too i think it deserves to be up there just for the creativity and the amount of like bought in from like everybody including the sideline jared like all of that jared golf that's a great trip.

52:10It looks like he's falling. It looked like he was falling. Yeah. It almost looked like the week before where he did fall to win the game on fourth down. I just think that the lateral to Penny Sewell is a much better Lions play that never ended up going in. The lateral to the tackle, the hook and lateral to the right tackle. All right. Anyways. Okay. Where do we think this is? We can't put it too high. You can throw it at 10. I think 10 is a solid. Right? It didn't determine a game. It's a fun trick play, but it wasn't like that. I'm with you. We'll go 10. 10. Throw it in. 10. Lions had some awesome plays, so I think there's going to be another Lions clip up here.

52:47There better be. Pretty soon. Play number two from week 13, Bills Niners. Oh, this is a great one. Lateral. This is a good one. Love this play. Just backyard ball right here. The old snow game. And Josh, this was the first time a player ever threw and ran. and what is it he had a he had a completion and a receiving touchdown yes all on the same play right yeah and it was the first time that's ever happened yep i think i think you got to put no no no no no no it's not no it's not marcus mariotta did it against the chiefs in the playoffs he threw a ball uh to somebody darrell revis smacked it down and he then caught it and went into the end zone.

53:32Yeah, but that's not a rushing touchdown if he smacked it down, right? No, this was a receiving touchdown, I thought. This was a receiving touchdown. Oh, yeah. Okay, either way, rare that this happens. Semantics. Yeah. I think this is an awesome play. I think... Can't go too high? Can't go too high. Can't go too high. I mean, they're winning 21-3. They're beating the piss out of them. Yeah, it's only the first half, though. It says third quarter right there. Third quarter. Okay, let's go. What do you think? Three or four, maybe? What? No, let's throw this at five. Let's not get too bold. I'll go five.

54:07I'll go five. Let's not get too bold. Yeah, leave some space. Leave some space. I think this is a dope playoff. There were some other Josh Allen plays this year. I could feel it. Week 10, Broncos Chiefs. Oh, that was fucking electric. Yes, it was. I mean, you got to play that. You didn't even let us watch the entire thing. Oh! But the Chiefs have won! Kevin Harlan on it too, dude. Shout out to Harlan, man. It's so good. It is so good. So epic, dude. His boy, he might be one of my favorites. I mean, he's up there as one of my favorites. He is really good. Dude, honestly, a little bias, but I think that goes above Josh Allen's lateral.

54:52I kind of agree. It's a dude blocking a field goal to win a game as a walk-off. and not only like kind of getting lucky, but like they like knew exactly what they were doing. They knew where like it was like thought out. I'm pretty sure Chanel called it, like said, like, we're going to go block this. He did. So all around, I think it's just a fucking crazy play. There were a few big block field goals this season, though. So I don't know if I'm just being biased. Do you want to go four or three on this? Or do you want to go higher? I think it's either four or six. It's either four or six. I'll let you call it.

55:30Just because it ended up in the only reason the Chiefs won the game and Josh Allen lateral was like up 21-3, I'll put it at four. If we're going four or six, I'll go four. All right. From week 12, Cowboys, Commanders,$99 kick return. Oh, my God. I mean, it's a turpin is fast. Hit that B button. Hit that B button on him. Oh, shit. Yeah. Dude, this was electric. It's a dope play. I mean, this has got to be up there. This has got to be up there three or two. It's got to be up there, if not one. I don't know. I can't remember what play would be better this season. You think this is better than that block kick to win the game?

56:13Dude, a kick return with three minutes left in the game? Yeah. I mean, it's a dope play. He fumbles the ball. He picks that shit up on the one-yard line with everybody 10 yards from him. All right, I'll go three. I'll go three. Oh, my God. I don't think it's as good as a Josh Allen play, if I'm being honest. I'll go three. You're insane. Week eight, Washington Bears. Walk off? Yeah. Well, it's the fuck up. The only reason I can't give this one that high is because, like, it's an insane amount of luck, and the Bears fucked it up more than they even got it right. So it's like.

56:53that's a good shot taken listen he did his job he did his job he was everybody did his job he was right where he needed to be this is what this is teach tape right here if you're uh if you're in a football locker room and it was to win the game so it's i mean yeah i'll give it a nice solid seven or eight seven sounds good seven sounds good from week 15 let's go believe this is you You can just put the Saquon hurdle at one already. There it is. That's what I was thinking of. I do love a big man. Oh, that was electric. I mean, it's a great play. It is a great play. It's so good. It's so good. Dude, a big man pick?

57:38Are you kidding me? Is that a pick or is that a fucking strip? Yeah. Oh, that's stiff arm. Do you know how hard it is to stiff arm a 300-pound fucking offensive lineman? I just love he hits him with the shush-shush at the beginning of that. Go back to the start of that. Get that shush-shush in there. Bink, bink. He goes right here. He hits it. And then right away, he gets the ball. Oh, shush-shush. Whoop, whoop. Gets it. Whoop, whoop. Stiffy. Set up the block. Set up the block. Hit the highway. Oh, so good. Goddamn, that's good. It's a great play, but we can't put it up. We got to hold two and six.

58:11I think eight is a solid spot for it. I think it's an eight or nine play. Nice. All right. from week nine, Jets, Texans. Week nine, what happened on this play? Oh, this catch was great. That's a great catch. It didn't count. It wasn't a catch. Jets, Jake, Jets, Jake, rule. It counted. His shin goes down. Yeah, I thought it got overturned, right? It did. It did. It counted. It counted his what was it? His shin. His shin was down. They called it a touchdown eventually. I mean, if that's a catch, that's a two. You got to throw it at two. That's a fucking insane catch. god damn that's insane i mean if that's in the for a touchdown too god damn that's nasty we're going to yeah we got to go to that was a fucking unbelief that's yeah you're right yeah all right you've been waiting for it from week nine hold on eagles jags slide number one there's no there's no way there's any crazy it's so crazy i could watch this shit all day this is fucking over somebody backwards the spin move alone would have been in the top 10 this list oh god all right keep it going yeah week five this is saints chiefs oh being sir Binky.

59:33I'll go nine. I love the play. Sir Bink. Get up on the hop. Look at it. I fucking love that dude, man. Shout out to Sir Bink. Top 10 play of the year. I go nine on Sir Bink. It's right below the sweat play. I feel like that's a good spot for it. All right. And this will be number six. If it holds, this is from week 16 Chargers Broncos. The free kick. yeah we'll veto this genius use of the strategy but no veto who's using the veto I'll use it this shit was buns alright the guy just did a practice kick listen you only see it every 60 years it was a great job by Harbaugh to utilize a stupid rule but Okay.

1:00:31We are going to our first backup play of the year. It is from week 16 Bengals Browns. It is the Burrow Horizontal TD. I mean, that was a fucking hell of a throw. I want to veto this one, too. This isn't that like. Yeah, shout out to Joey B. It's a great. I mean, listen, Joe deserves to be up here, but. I don't know if that's the one. That's not better than the Washington Hail Mary. So I got to veto it and hope that something better than these ones are in there. I mean, I know one Bengals play right now that's better than everything. All right, well, let's get to our next two alternates. Next two alternates.

1:01:07Give me a break here. How is Lamar Jackson not on here anywhere? It wasn't on the list that I stole from. Dude, you're ridiculous. His fucking touchdown like two weeks ago. The one that he had where he stiff-armed the Bengals. Against the Bengals? Yes, that one should definitely be on here. And this would be the perfect slot for it. All right, do it. We can't. Brandon, that's not how the blind ranking works. I'll give you one. I'll give you one. I'll give you one. No. Let's hear it. Let's see what you put up here now. All right. All right. All right. What are we stuck with? From week two, Vikings, Niners, 99-yard touchdown reception.

1:01:46Jefferson. I mean, it's electric. Yeah. I think this is good. I'm fine with this. As a number six. I mean, it can be up there. I don't know if it's – I think we're leaving out some other top ten plays. We 100 % are, but it's a blind ranking. Of the ones we presented, I feel very good about this list. I feel better about this list now, yeah. Yeah. I'm with you, though. The Josh Allen lateral probably could have been a little higher. Very solid. Solid list. Some plays that could have probably been up here. We just talked about the Lamar play. Bengals cornerback interception week two against us. I don't know how the fuck Britt even caught that fucking ball.

1:02:21I'm still confused on how he caught that fucking ball. that was one of the best interceptions I've ever seen in my life yeah other than that shout out to everybody please send any play that we missed to at jchat85 on Twitter and who knows we'll do this again good luck with that one his DMs are open guys get in there let him know what he got wrong they're not open they're not open and that was Blind Rankings brought to you by Intuit TurboTax Hey. Now this is taxes. Before we get out of here, let's answer some not-dumb questions that came in to the New Heights Hotline. That's right. No-dumb questions is brought to you by Mint Mobile.

1:03:06Shout out to our guy Ryan Reynolds. All right. Hello, brothers. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. I have a very, very important question to ask. I'm here watching some football and hanging out with family. and we started talking. And I have a very, very important question to ask. And I think you two are the only ones that can answer. What happened to the jockstrap? Seriously. I don't think you boys wear them anymore. You just see everything hanging and moving and running. And oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. What happened to the jockstrap? All right. Take care. Not as aware. Enjoy your show immensely.

1:03:48It's a lot of fun. Bye. Not as aware as this woman at what's going on with the genitals throughout the game. But watch the game for wherever you watch the game for. I'm not here to judge why someone's watching the game and whether or not they're checking out which guy's got what jockstraps on. What happened to the jockstrap is they invented compression shorts. And they're just way more efficient at holding everything in place and better. And it eliminates the chafing that could possibly go on. Correct. So it's like you knock out two birds with one stone. you got a fucking gold powder your gooch and your your thighs every fucking day you could just throw on some compression shorts i still wore the jock strap i like there's something i liked about the jock strap nice i mean and i only wore it on game day though and i would walk around the locker room making my pre-workout and nothing but my jock strap and i thought it was funny so maybe that's the reason i wore it but

1:04:45i also thought it like cupped my butt cheek nice and it made my butt look better i didn't realize you were going for a nice look i needed help because i don't have a great ass so all right there you go i think uh yeah the the compression shorts came in and uh nobody nobody's well and also the not a lot of guys wear cups anymore and the jock we always use it but i do think there the jock strap was also utilized before compression shorts to hold the junk but once you have compression shorts you didn't need that yeah i hear you all right glad we could help you out by the way get your mind out of what was that woman's name do we remember no she just said merry christmas merry christmas to you just watch some football you know you get a free she's she's acting like she's not happy about it it's so disturbing seeing everybody's junk just jump around on the tv all of this phallic meat bouncing from thigh to thigh i'm gonna throw one at you that i just hate this question and i hate people who ask it so i want to see how you guys feel perfect hey guys this is william from montgomery william montgomery montgomery where what your opinion is on fall weddings fall weddings uh me and my girlfriend have talked about getting married and um she paid she wants a fall wedding and i told her good luck with that i'm gonna be at a football game um so i just want to know you guys opinion on that is appreciate it sounds like this marriage is gonna work out great i actually don't know people who have gotten married in the fall because the all the weddings I've been to and all my friends always do it in the summer, I guess.

1:06:41Yeah, we can't go usually. I think Jason's pretty spot on with you guys got to be more in sync on things. You got to be willing to find a weekend where the team isn't playing anybody good, maybe. Also, if you really do have a problem with that, maybe it's in her best interest to not have it in the fall so that she knows you're invested in the anniversary every time it comes around. I think you guys should duke that out. I don't think we have any say on what you should be doing here. And, yeah, I mean, I've seen weddings in fucking February. I've seen weddings everywhere but the fall. So I'm not sure if the fall is a good wedding season.

1:07:22Brother, I'm going to tell you right now, do the fall and the wedding and avoid this frivolous fight that means absolutely fucking nothing. You can watch the football game, like record it and watch it again. I don't know what you want me to say. There's certain things that are more important than football, and if the wedding isn't more important than football, we got some bigger issues here. I get what you're saying. You can do it another time. Just speaking from experience. Unless we got a big parlay. Unless we got a big parlay, and we got a fucking, sweetie, we got to make this money. That's how we pay for the wedding.

1:07:56Unless that's how you're paying for the wedding. How do we pay for the booze at the wedding if I can't make sure this parlay hits? I just don't get there's a lot of days in the fall that there's not football. We can't find a light name one. Well, depending on whether he goes to college and NFL games on Sunday, like you can go on a Friday. You can have a wedding on a Friday. Yeah, but did you? It's a weekend thing. It's a little inconsiderate for travel. Don't make my friends have to not go. They go. Everybody's got season tickets. All right. Don't make my friends have to choose whether or not they have to sell their tickets that week.

1:08:33There's a lot more important things in footballs and weddings happen to be one of them and not arguing with your wife is high up there with more important than football. So I would just do the wedding whenever she wants to, because that's kind of your job now. Football is life. Football is life. All righty. That was no dumb questions brought to you by Mint Mobile. And that wraps up another episode of New Heights. That's right. Make sure you're subscribed on YouTube, the New Heights channel and follow New Heights on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. We will be back Friday with our Will Ferrell episode.

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