Travis Goes Back to the Super Bowl, Jason Decides Who to Root For and Living The Suite Life | Ep 122

29:47It was like a red shirt that said Chiefs on it. Is that what it was? I don't remember. They, like, wrote Chiefs in, like, sharpies or something. It's got to be Philadelphia. but it's got to be. This is a conspiracy I can get behind. This is a conspiracy I can get behind. They're just firing up the entire city, getting it nice and rowdy. Well, we learned about a new NFL rule in the game that the palpably unfair act rule. Yeah, I actually already knew this rule. I didn't know that that's what it was called. I love it. I don't get it. I missed this. So they jumped off sides four times. Sounds silly.

30:24I mean, it was crazy. They just kept jumping over. Yeah, he kept going hard cadence. Well, yeah, but if you continually jump, at some point they award you the score. I like it. I like that idea. I think it's absolutely ridiculous. No, it's fantastic. Just snap the ball. Just snap the ball, dude. What are we doing? Stop fucking cheating. Stop cheating. Why are we trying to get closer? We're not trying to get closer. We're trying to stop this guy from jumping over and headbutting our quarterback on a quarterback sneak. So maybe stop jumping over the pile. How about that? He's got to time it up better, bud.

30:53Yeah, he does. But if you don't time it up better, I think after that many times, you should get points. Because at some point, they can just do whatever they want. You're right. I guess you're right. Once you're backed up so far, like what is the, I don't know. No, I get it. Here's what I do know. Landon Dickerson and Cam Juergens are two of the toughest motherfuckers I've ever seen play football. What happened with that situation? So Cam's back was all screwed up all week. Landon Dickerson was tough as hell, tried to push through his knee deal. Then Cam Juergens had to go in after dealing with the back injury.

31:24and ends up finding a way to get it done. I don't know how he did it, but he found a way to get it done. Swapping centers like that is, I mean, that's a crazy deal. If it happens in KC, I know we're not just outside of the QB center exchange before practices. QBs aren't just taking the snap from the second string guys. Usually. You know what I mean? Of course. Yeah, and I think that that's where they had the benefit. Landon played all week at center because Cam was trying to get healthy. So they had tons of reps to get that center exchange down. And then Cam and Jalen had been center and quarterback for the whole year.

32:02So they got tons of reps together. I think if they would have had to go to like a third string guy that they had never worked with, that's when it starts to like, oh, wow, this could really, who knows how this is going to turn out. Yeah. No, I think that those guys have both played a lot for the Eagles. Even when Landon's at guard, he thinks like a center. Landon has the mind of a center, so he always is communicating. He sees the game very similarly. For Landon, it was probably pretty easy from a mental standpoint to go in there, even though he was hobbled with the knee eventually. And then Cam going back in there, I think that was just like, can this guy function, which he clearly was able to.

32:41How many times did Eagles fans yell at you to put the pads back on for what? Just come on. Just put them back on. There's a lot of tweets. There's a lot of tweets. I appreciate him. Nice. I don't know what else to say.

32:57Well, yeah, I guess I feel like we kind of already talked about. Who are we rooting for? Who you're rooting for, yeah. A little bit. We didn't really touch. Here's the biggest thing. Obviously, you're my brother. I always root for my brother. That's the reality of it. All right? Even though I'm decked out in Eagles gear, I'm always going to root for Travis. Take that, Philly. But. What? Yeah, but. there's a lot of people in the Philadelphia organization, whether it's players, coaches, people in the building, that feel like extended family to me, especially my former lineman. Like Lane Johnson feels like a brother in a lot of ways.

33:35And I'm rooting for those guys too. I'm rooting for Philadelphia, and I'm rooting for Travis Kelsey. That's the reality of it. No matter what on game day, I'm going to be happy for one of those sides. And I'm going to be sad for the other side. Yeah, I was about to say, it would be mixed emotions, man. Yeah, and it's similar to the last time we played. I mean, maybe a little bit less intense because I'm not playing now, but I think it's going to be very, very similar. I really do. I live in Philadelphia. I still go to the facilities on a very regular basis. I still feel like I am a Philadelphia Eagle and that I'm a part of all of these people that root and cheer on our team.

34:12So I would be lying if I didn't say – I'd be lying if I said I wasn't going to be very happy if the Chiefs or if the Eagles, I'm trying to think, I'm saying like double negatives right now. I'm trying to get this right. I would be lying if I said I don't want the Eagles to win. You know what I mean? I want them to. But I also want Travis Kelsey to win. So that's a long-winded way of saying I just want to see a good football game and whoever wins, I'm going to be happy for that guy. You heard it here first, folks. He wants Travis Kelsey to win. We need to get you a mom jacket, a mom jacket, a jersey.

34:46We need to get one. Get the Donna Kelsey jersey. Yeah, we got to get a cut and sew action here where we can get you cheering for both teams like mom's done year in, year out. I can't wear red. I can't bring myself to it. What about like Bearcat red? That's what Kylie does, but I don't even think she's going to be doing that this time around. Kylie. I'm going to wear my New Heights Big Yeti shirt. Is it in red or is it in yellow? The Yeti shirt? Is it the red one or the one that's in yellow? I don't know. Oh, it's in Chiefs red. Okay, so I won't be wearing the Big Yeti shirt. I'll wear the yellow one I have.

35:20The Big Yeti yellow one I'll have, I'll wear that. Just wear a New Heights shirt, man. That way I know. That's a good idea. There you go. There you go. Wear one of the new merch. New Heights. All right. Let's take a look at Broad Street for some of the best of Eagles fans celebrations because we always know Broad Street's going to get fucking nuts when Philadelphia sports teams punch their ticket into the championship, man. For sure. The pole climbing reading Inter Excellence is fucking hilarious. God damn Philly gets it, man. It's a fun city. It is a fun city. Check him out. Throw me the book.

35:57Throw me the book. Yeah! Yeah! Now that's Inter Excellence right there. I couldn't be more happy of all the positive mental just like therapy that AJ Brown has brought to the city of Philadelphia. So many people are going to be reading this self-help book. pregame uh walking cart smoker pregame walking cart smoker oh that's fucking hilarious this guy smoking some ribs that's fucking hilarious there's a pig's head on there go back to that was there a pig's head in the car it was a whole fucking pig he's literally he's literally really rose Jesus that's amazing twisted T underneath it nice alright that's fucking that's hilarious six year old arrested climbing a pole let's see that one you can't arrest a six year old that's not real

36:55can't go up pat alright oh no can't do it son he do it. That's actually hilarious. Even the police were having fun with the craziness that is Broad Street after an NFC championship win, man. Is New Orleans, Louisiana ready for Eagles fans, man? Not if they win. I mean, New Orleans has seen some rowdy stuff just in general. That's a rowdy town. They're ready to party at any time. Oh, yeah. But Birds fans down there, if the Birds pull this off, it's going to leave their mark for sure on Bourbon Street. Bring your party beads. There's plenty of poles outside on the street and inside. You got to grease them.

37:39You got to grease them. There's going to be beads and poles and it's going to be freaking nuts. Yeah. Or it's not going to be. Is there any other football stuff we want to hit? Who are you rooting for? I'll tell you what. My money's on Pat Mahomes. All right. That's it for Championship Sunday. we will have a full Super Bowl episode dropping next week where we can talk about some more football we're also going to record that one in person in New Orleans I'm hoping from a balcony right on Bourbon Street but they're telling me that logistically that's impossible but we still are figuring out our schedule so stay tuned to New Heights on social so you know when that episode next week is going to drop on to the next segment New Heights Food Court New Heights Food Court is brought to you by MTV's The Challenge all-stars oh yeah yeah that's what i'm talking about baby think you could make it work with your worst enemy tune in january 29th at 8 7 central on mtv that's what i'm talking about a little mtv shout out are there that many people in the central time zone that it's worth saying 8 7 central why is it always why is it done that way i think there's more people in the in the west coast time zone right yeah so why don't you say east and west coast and let the people in the middle just do some math yeah you could do it like that or you could just talk to probably our audience and since you're in the east coast and i'm in central time all right that makes a lot more sense i mean that's just how i draw the conclusion or well no it's really smart so i feel stupid now this week we're informed there is an official skyline chili ice cream what the fuck are we doing people i'm not gonna lie i cannot wait to try this this is so disgusting why why can you not wait to try this because i'm a sucker for these stupid new like food item things like i always go to taco bell and get like their dorito shell whatever and it fucking tastes terrible all the time but i got higher expectations it's great graders great why did you just say graders like that you know graders is fucking the best it's got one good flavor it's got every good flavor it's got one good flavor it's got one flavor that everybody knows is the best.

39:57Black Raspberry Chip, but... That's it. You're out of your mind. Crater's is incredible. Well, they just got worse for doing Skyline Chili. I think we get a Garage Beer flavored ice cream. Oh, I thought you were going to say Garage Beer flavored Skyline Chili. I was like, dude, no. No, that doesn't sound good to me, but Garage Beer flavored ice cream. Ice cream sounds better than a beer? A Garage Beer flavored ice cream? Yeah, that sounds fucking delicious. Oh, all right, yeah. I thought you were going to say, yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, we know Jason would eat this. There's no fucking chance I'm eating this.

40:29I cannot wait to try this. Graders, if you're out there, you want to ship some and some dry ice, I will eat it on this podcast because that's how much I love it. I am in. I'm going to be very honest though. If it's bad, I am going to say it's bad. So don't send it to me if it sucks. What would be the worst food to be made into an ice cream? I would say one is chili. What do you think? I don't know. Chili? like you put sour cream in it i think it pairs well with the dairy more than people really think when they first hear it just gonna put that out there you just connected sour cream and ice cream just saying they're both dairies the creams derivatives of cream something tells me that sour the sour cream that they're serving over there and skyline chili isn't i don't think they put sour cream inside skyline skyline is that traditional chili we we both know that what what What do you think would be the worst thing for the worst ice cream flavor?

41:23What doesn't match up with dairy to you? I mean, the problem is everything kind of works for ice cream. I just love ice cream that much. I mean, I'm reading mayo. Mayo would be fucking just absolutely disgusting. I don't think I'd be interested in that. It's too much mayo. I'm not a big dairy and spicy guy. No? I don't think those two really mix very well. So like a jalapeno wouldn't be a good ice cream? Jalapeno ice cream? I don't think so. Anything like flaming hot like that, like super spicy. I'd do some long hot ice cream. Ooh, some long hots. Pickled long hots ice cream. God, that sounds good.

42:01Pickles, another one pickle I would definitely be out on. And I love pickles, but pickles and ice cream would be fucking disgusting. A little salty and a little sweet. That's not just what you get.

42:14that's crazy you just tried to make it sound that simple well cucumbers what about cucumber ice cream i bet that'd be pretty good i like cucumber water sometimes it's a very faint flavor it wouldn't turn me away i would be like all right i'll try it but it wouldn't it wouldn't make it's not like this sounds good i think pickle ice cream wouldn't be bad i'm in i'm in on trying to pick up a little pickle ice cream i don't think we're gonna find a flavor that i'm not into ice cream is where i'm different than like donuts everybody likes the creative donuts i fucking can't stand creative donuts give me a glazed donut and i'll tell you if it's good or not ice cream i'd like being a little frisky with some ice cream now i'll try your your funky flavors were you an espresso like hater on ice cream like a coffee flavor ice cream i love coffee ice cream love coffee ice cream my go-to is butter pecan or pralines and cream typically i get two scoops i I go to the ice cream parlor.

43:07I get a cup. Never a cone. Never a cone. Get a cup. And I'm going to put one scoop of something that I know is going to be good. And I'm going to do another scoop of something that either pairs well with that or something that sounds interesting and I've never had. That's kind of my go-to for ice cream. That's a pro move, ladies and gentlemen. That's how you get ice cream. Sometimes I'll just go cone because I love that sugary delight. You like the cone? I'll do it occasionally. If I'm feeling frisky. It adds a good texture to it. It's got to be a good, like, a nice vanilla waffle cone or, like, something like just, like.

43:38I'm about to go get some fucking ice cream today. It does sound good. What is on the Mount Rushmore of ice cream flavors? That's, like, asking what's on your Mount Rushmore of, like, movies and music. There's just so many fucking flavors. And some flavors taste better from different places. You know? I just, I can't just. It's very hard. So I'm going to go. you can't go wrong with fucking oreo or cookies and cream it's just like okay so oreo is one i've never heard anyone say they dislike oreos or cookies and cream it's true it is a pretty unanimously loved ice cream are you a butter pecan fan you better believe it i love butter pecan it's my favorite god i'll fuck on that shit yeah but you know why it's like it's that salty and sweet deal that's what that's what gets me with the butter began i was a big fan of cold stone creamery and getting uh the cake batter ice cream brownie in there god damn it that's one of my favorites brownie and cake batter you can't fucking it's so hard it was so good dude that's a fucking and then i'd have a drop that's a drop kick to your fucking tonsils right there drizzle the caramel and chocolate in there as well with it it's another pro move jason cake We do the cake batter specifically from Cold Stone, which graders probably is not going to like.

45:00Here's another one. Is black raspberry chip on there? I'm disappointed that you've made me have to make this decision. What else do we have? We got to get something like fruit-based. We have to get a fruit-based one in there. One that I go to very often. It's a very safe pick, and it's always good, pretty much. Lemon ice? I love strawberry ice cream. I'm with you. It's like it's not something that you just kind of like you forget about it. It is so good. It goes back to your two flavor thing. That's one that I can pair with a lot of the ones that I get. Now, you can pair strawberry with Oreo cookies and cream with butter pecan.

45:37You can like mousse tracks. You can pair strawberries with all those cake batter. Another one. It's just it just makes sense. Final four. I'm going to go cookies and cream. Yeah. You can't go too creative. I think you got to keep it pretty simple because you can't go brand specific. So I'm with you. Oreos and cream. Oreos, cookies and cream. Butter, pecan. Yep. I say cake batter and black raspberry chip. But cake batter is only specific to, what's it called? I can't think of the name. Coldstone. Coldstone. I've never had it outside of Coldstone. I'd say that. Right. But God damn it, I've never had black raspberry chip outside of graters.

46:16There's other people making black raspberry now. They've tried to take it from them. It's not done as well. All right. You make the list then. No, you got it. That's it. Cookies and cream, butter, can, cake batter, and black raspberry chip. Tell us how we did, 92 percenters. People are going to hate this list. This is easily the most. This is a solid list. You can mix cake batter with everything. We're on the same page. We don't just like to grab one. We like to get something that's a combo. We like to get more flavors and sometimes combine those flavors. Right. And I think all these you can kind of combine and you can make a really good ice cream spread.

46:56The fact that we don't have any chocolate on there, I'm in agreement. I mean, chocolate ice cream is nice. It sucks. That was the bear claw you're talking about. It had the brownie and the chocolate. It was so fucking good. It was so good. All right. Well, too bad we already put it up there. let's keep it moving shout out to the new heights food court and shout out to graders stepping their game up with skyline chili yeah yeah everybody in cincinnati go and taste that shit and tell us if jason can't get it sent to his house you tell you tell us i would love to hear and don't be biased just because you love both of them just be honest we know you've you've five one three years.

47:41No Dumb Questions. No Dumb Questions is brought to you by Intuit TurboTax. Now this is taxes. All right now. All right. We got a poop dollar tweet. Oh, yeah. Workaholics, baby. At New Heights Show. Hear me out. If Philly KC Super Bowl. So this was tweeted before that was decided, I'm assuming. Jason is guest for the coin toss. Hurt, Saquon, Pat, and Travis are captains. Jason rigs a silver dollar with dog poo. When the official flips the coin and picks it up, they all yell, poop dollar! Listen, I do love a good poop dollar. Bring the Super Bowl to new heights. I love a good poop dollar. Don't get me wrong.

48:20But I think there's an appropriate time. And that is the Super Bowl coin toss.

48:30There's no way. It is going to wait down one of the sides, so it won't be a very even coin toss. Whatever side the poop's on is going to be landing that side down. It's got to be tails, right? That's got to be the poop dollar side. So if it lands tails, you just scream poop dollar. Well, the poop dollar is on whatever side you put it on. Or do you put it on both sides? Dude, it's not even a dollar. Well, if it is, if it's a silver dollar. Ooh. So if it's a silver dollar, you got to put it on the tail side. You can't put poop on the head side. Poop on somebody's head? Yeah. Yeah. So if it lands heads, then we don't say anything.

49:04But if it lands tails, we all got to yell poop dollar. I think you just yell poop dollar when the official picks it up. That's fucked up. Well, now they know it's coming. I don't know how we're going to commandeer the coin toss or the coin for the coin toss. Well, you're the... I know where we can get poop from. I feel pretty confident I can get that. But I don't know how we're going to be able to get the coin. Yeah, that's a good point. You know Roger. You just got to talk to Roger. All right, I'll talk to Roger. Nice. We got a lot of voicemails. And in particular, we got a lot of voicemails that you guys wanted to hear our interns answer.

49:36so we're bringing in jake and brandon to this segment what's up where we're going to listen to some voicemails what's up what's up boys don't fuck this up all the time since i saw you guys i am already regretting this everyone please stop talking no you're not jake brandon are you how you guys feeling you guys feeling good good get some dude i've been i've been floating i've been i was i got a question how was arrowhead arrowhead was loud everyone was rocking I will say this. Do you ever experience the Cowboys stadium rocking like that? Let's see. The last time they were in that old NFC title game, I was sick.

50:15Jake, do you ever – Six, no. Did the Jets stadium ever get rocking like that? MetLife gets loud. I'll give Jets fans some credit. MetLife gets loud. It does. I haven't been to a playoff game in 15 years, but back then it was loud. I was just asking questions. Just had two guys from, you know, devoted fans to their fan base. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Diehard Cowboys fan, Brandon. Diehard Cowboys fan, sure. Yeah. Fuck all of you. The moment at Arrowhead, Jake, I don't remember, like, if you had – the moment that it was the loudest at Arrowhead was when the fourth down was incomplete, when, like, everybody was confirmed that ball hit the ground was, holy shit, that place erupted.

50:53And then when everybody kind of clocked that P. Ryan had the angle to get the first down because there was such a lull from that third down. It was like, oh, shit. We could give Josh Allen one more chance if we don't get this. Everybody was doing the math in their head, and there was a lot of clinching going on in that stadium. So it was a lot of like, oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. And then I think when they saw him break and they saw the angle, he had that first down. I think that was the loudest I heard it all day. And that was fucking incredible. It was shaking the walls. That was wild.

51:22I will say that. That was nuts. Yeah, which voicemail do you want to hear? People want to hear from us this week. Let's see what rooting is about. Okay. So we know that everyone is going to be asking Jason who he's rooting for in the Super Bowl, what he's going to wear, everything. My question is for intern Brandon and Jets Jake. Congrats on getting up to the suite. We all saw the picture on Twitter. Congrats. X, whatever they call it now. So the big question. One, do you get to go to the game? and two, what are y 'all going to wear for the Super Bowl? That's a great question, guys. That's a great question.

52:04Great question. Way to put Travis on the spot. Let's do it. Yeah, thanks. It's weird how that voicemail got slipped in here. That's crazy. Travis, our interim Brandon and Judge Jake. Travis, it's really for you first off. The crazy thing is that all NFL players get two tickets. So, Jason, I'm pretty sure you know somebody. on the Eagles that you can... I'm no longer a player. Who's your favorite? But you know players on the Eagles that you could probably get the tickets from. You want me to ask other players for two tickets for intern Brandon and Jess Jake? No, I'm not doing that. Yes, you do.

52:38God damn it. I thought we were all friends here. If you guys want to go, I'll buy some tickets. That was your chance, boys. I don't even know if I'm going to go yet. I'm going to go where you go. I'm going to go where you go. I might watch it from Bourbon Street. I'm not going to lie. that sounds more electric than being in that stadium. The rooting question is very good. And I really think Jake's got the best answer on this. So I'll let him go first. Well, that was what I was going to do to you. So that's fine. I think Jake, let's, let's you go first, buddy. Who are you rooting for? They asked what I would be wearing.

53:11I will be wearing new heights merch. Cause I'm a perfect motherfucker. That's why we employ you. Exactly. Who I'm rooting for is a tough question because most, Most of my family lives in Philadelphia. Oh, I Travis is playing. And so if either one of you is buying us tickets, that's probably the team.

53:39All right. That settled that one. If I buy you a ticket to get you an Eagles gear at the Super Bowl, I might just be willing to make that. I don't give a fuck.

53:54this guy just wants to go to the super bowl man i love it that's a fair one that's a fair one brandon you're gonna give your two cents or you're in on you're in with jake on that oh i can be bought i can be bought like i can be bought my my price is low brother um i will say this and i i've been thinking about this because this it's funny when this happened jason and i were laughing about this of like of course this is the fucking situation we found ourselves in Again, we're going to run this back. Yeah. I, of course, want to root for Travis Kelsey because the phone call or recording we have to have afterwards is going to be miserable otherwise.

54:32It's a good point. I do want to say this. And I do really want to say this to Philly fans, to Chiefs fans. So much of what this show was able to do, like season one, was because both teams and organizations and coaches and players were so, like, nice to us. And so, like, gracious to give us access to Jalen and Pat and Andy showed up for an episode that it's, this is going to suck. I'm being very clear. This is going to suck bad. Like, I really, it's really fun that this happened to get it. It also is going to be such a kick in the dick for no, it really is. Like I, I have been very lucky to get to meet a lot of the, the people we talk about and I am going to be fucking heartbroken for somebody.

55:15And it's, I really don't want to go through it, but it's, I think that's the honest answer is like, it's going to be miserable for somebody. And I don't want to deal with that, but we'll have to, we'll cross that bridge when we get there, but it's going to be miserable. I really can't say enough good things about, both the players and coaches and media people that we've gotten to work with over the last couple of years. And it's going to be fucking brutal. And I want all of them to know that. It's a genuine answer. It's a championship organizations for sure. Yeah. Both of them, both of them don't get here without being fully, you know, having the full arsenal of people doing it the right way.

55:54I do remember when we started this and we were working with the Eagles for the first time and I met one of the Eagles PR people and they were like, you're just going to give Jason a microphone. and I was like yeah and they're like and he's gonna fucking say whatever and I was like yes and they're like oh good luck with that really yeah they were like oh boy hope you guys can edit wow yeah that was this was like the easiest ask that I've ever had to ask like the chiefs media yeah asking them if it was cool if I did catching Kelsey now that's a ask

56:31yeah you want to you want to do one one more jason yeah you know what you want to hear which one you want to hear all right let's hear let's hear the last one then no you know which one they want to hear i don't know which one they want to hear i don't i thought that was the one i'll play it hey guys this is jenna long time swifty here and i need to know intern brandon and uh jack jake how does it feel that you have gotten the uh hey fuck ass filter privileges um we know it's hard to get in there and you guys did it so i need to know what was the experience like how did it happen was it just a ball of chaos was it planned not planned but you know what i mean but yeah let us now well what was the what they they signed the nba so let's see if they break it or not uh the fuck ass filter it is the the what filter i have learned about this recently it is the what it's the they have a name for like how the photos on that camera turn out is what i have learned and that was the photo that people have been tweeting but i'll say this about the suite i'm so confused i yeah i had you guys gotta get on and i'm on i'm online i know i don't where what are you even saying you're saying focus you're saying the fuck ass filter filter the fuck ass filter what the fuck is that yeah what does it mean that's the name they picked for always they don't just say a name all right they make it make sense what is the what make it make sense why is it i don't i i'm as confused as everybody else it doesn't sound like you're anywhere near as confused as us yeah fuck ass filter is just how those photos turn out on that camera jake if i'm wrong what what camera taylor's camera the tail taylor has a camera who

58:23who all right well since you understood the question go ahead and answer it i'll say this i i will say this uh two things one nothing that we've ever done on the show is planned let me make sure that's abundantly clear this has been nothing but winging it for about three years so jake and i ended up where we ended up was a complete fucking last second hail mary of like hey if there's any fucking room we'll go like you know we'll go and we were very lucky jake and i were talking we got in saturday we're going sunday and we were like saturday let's fucking keep it easy let's go have dinner let's get like a drink and let's get the fuck to bed sunday's a marathon gotta be on your best behavior you're fucking you're meeting everybody we fucked that up so bad we were out to hours the goddamn night on like westport that was a stupid idea we were so not ready for the game on sunday it was a great time you got to tell everybody where you went in westport we went to char bar and we went to cali's you didn't tell me you went char bar first we went to char bar first did you get some barbecue oh we got those burn in oh yeah oh yeah i like the wings too they got the big they got the full wing they don't split we didn't do the wings we got we got like a barbecue platter and then the guy uh i can't remember if he was the owner or not was like oh you got to go to this bar down the street first and we were like oh let's fucking go there yeah and that turned into like six hours of i don't know jake how are you feeling that next morning it was not good i couldn't i had to i had to mix in a couple more waters than i did but it was an awesome weekend i was very happy to be there and i'll i'll say this about Jake and I we were completely unprepared for the moment but we went we were in the suite I will say this Jake and I had no idea how to introduce ourselves like we forgot how to be people we were like do you fuck do you are we gonna shake hands with her are we gonna like what does she know we walked in the door and I'll give this away she she said our names immediately was like oh my god Brandon Jake finally we were floored like we didn't see it coming it was such a she just shook us immediately with knowing our names and it just threw us and we floated on over to continue the conversation and so that was uh a moment that i will sort of replay in my head for a while she knows how to break the ice she broke the ice so well yeah she could probably read that jake and i were terrified i got she's like i gotta i'm sensing a lot of middle school dance energy from these two so i'm just gonna go ahead and like thank you so much for being the adult here um i jake am i wrong am i wrong on the read of that situation we were fucking it up bad no you're right you also you told me to you know wipe my nose a little bit before like i had some bats in the cave oh yeah okay i looked you dead in the eyes and i was like you gotta you gotta clean up the face brother like we're going in the door um no it was awesome and travel like your friends are a good group of people to watch good hang like that is a good hang it's a awesome welcoming group and they were just like hyped for me and Brandon to be there which was an incredible experience and it honestly was like the best football watching the past three years have been the best football watching experience of like my entire life so I mean I know that's not saying much as a 30 year old Jets fan but as a Jets fan it's not the bar is low honestly just incredibly grateful to have been there it was awesome thank you guys no man it's fun and you already know we keep the good ones around you guys or every part of the friend group and the hang as anybody.

1:01:54Yeah, man. It was a blast enjoying the rest of that chaotic suite once I got up there after the game and after the antics on the field afterwards. That thing was rocking, and it was nothing but good vibes, man. That was good. It was fun. Yeah, I appreciate you guys saying that about Tay. Of course. No. One more thing. Can I do one more? Can I do one more? Yeah. And I did want to wait to say this on the show, but, you know, we had a long conversation with her, but she was very complimentary of the show. Nice. And of like. Oh, she listens every week. She gave us some creative compliments and she like it's shit that like, let me be very clear.

1:02:38You can't tell me shit for the rest of my fucking life. I'm going to be very honest. Like, you can't. You can't. I am going to be obnoxious. I'm like, do you know who you're fucking talking to?

1:02:50we're doing uh we're doing performance reviews at work and let me tell you something right now fucking i'm not listening to a goddamn thing for like another six years get out of my face so i will say that i was very appreciative of it and i and i did want to like make sure everybody you know jake and i are very lucky that we get to kind of fuck around with you guys publicly but there's a lot of people that do a lot of great work on this show and like those compliments are not just for us they're for everybody so when somebody of that sort of like creative caliber pays you a compliment you're kind of like oh fuck and again i'm gonna be a complete narcissist from here on out and i and i'm sorry to everybody who's around god damn it taylor yeah oh i'm fucked brother it's done it's over you lost me i was humble for only so long no it was it was a lot of fun um jake i don't think do you have anything i was gonna say peek behind the curtain brandon's never been humble in his life so not much is business as usual business is usual business is usual business is usual yeah everything's the same you guys want to do this last voicemail which the last hobby horses oh god you want to revisit it yeah let's go yeah we all right let's do it i do want to say this before we get in that one the amount of people that came up to jake and were like oh you're jake way to throw your sister under the bus last week was staggering Well, talking about your sister's favorite hobby, that's hobby horses.

1:04:15Last week, Jet Steak absolutely blew up a sister's spot when we were talking about hobby horsing and how I think it's absolutely ridiculous. And Jane sides with me on that. So we had her call in with a rebuttal. And here it is. What up, brothers? It's the sister. What's up, sis? I'm a sister to be exact. And I think I just need to set the record straight. You call it hobby horsing. The real horse girls call it horseless. And I was not playing horseless in high school. Honestly, don't really even think it was middle school. So let's stick to elementary school, please. And if Jake's going to try and embarrass me, I just think you should also know he couldn't make it off the JV tennis team in high school.

1:05:01Wow. Wow. Wow. What? Savage. You couldn't make it off the JV tennis team. Did we not have a backhand? It's not that hard, Jake. I was varsity. Come on. What are we doing? How many kids even played tennis at your school? Was the court big enough, Jake? Jesus. Couldn't keep it in? There's like mixed doubles, Jake. Like, what are we doing? Did we pick tennis and not have good lateral movement? You had to like run a mile under 10 minutes. Couldn't do that. uh also 10 minutes 10 minutes slow as shit uh also i was you can walk a mile in 10 minutes i just made it worse for myself all right but that's fair all the more family all right my sister can shit on me all her she wants this is so good horse less though you can't go six miles an hour for one mile that's crazy that's a crazy way to put it i'm working on my personal fitness i'm working on my personal fitness all right it's 2025 it's a new year but yeah no high school me high school me couldn't do the 10 minute mile yeah it was bad it was bad JV was fun JV captain three years didn't make it off the team JV captain did you put that up on a jacket what do we do to Jake I don't think he's ever going to be good enough to make varsity just make him the captain of the JV team he's going to embrace it then yeah Jake is so good that's not I was a leader We could put you on varsity, but we need those leadership skills on JV.

1:06:50You got to show these kids how it's done. I don't know what's more impressive. We need some good mentoring. What did she call it? She said it's not hobby horsey. She called it horseless, like horseback riding without a horse. No, it's – Oh, that's so worse. We're not letting that go. It's not even better. No. It is better than – it was like elementary school, though. I'll give her that. Okay, yeah. You lied. She's lying. I can see it being a kid's thing. I still. She's lying. So we're accusing your sister of lying. How long did she do it for? All right. I'll give her probably not high school, but like I was in high school.

1:07:27So she was in middle school. Middle school. What the difference. All right. She's calling back in with more shit next week. All right. She's probably ignoring me for the rest of her life. I don't know what's more embarrassing. Middle school hobby horsing or JV captain of the Tennessee for three years. Could she have run a mile with the hobby horse in less than 10 minutes? She was quick. She was quick. Guaranteed, right? Yeah, for sure. She was quick. Why did you keep playing tennis? Why didn't you just stop? I think he stopped after three years. I did stop after three years. So you stopped your senior year?

1:08:02I'm not going to be a senior on JV. That would be embarrassing. You were captain of the JV team your freshman year? I don't know. I might have made up the captain thing entirely, if we're being honest. I make up a lot of shit whenever I get put in front of the camera. I don't know how to speak. Oh, my gosh. That's so good. All right. All right. Well, that's an episode. Jake, Brandon, thank you guys for showing up in Arrowhead, and thank you guys for answering some not-dumb questions. And that does it for no-dumb questions, brought to you by Intuit TurboTax. Oh, yeah, baby. Now, this is taxes. All right, that wraps up this episode of New Heights.

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1:09:32You do it. Do I? I gotta figure out what are the three what are the harmonies in this let's figure this out let's do it afterwards let's do it afterwards we caught a good rhythm get out of the phone you go high or low

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1:10:07there it is we got it i think we did have it there for a second we can do it in person it'll be better it'll be better it's you can't do it when it's when there's a lag do you believe in love after love i mean this is like what i feel right now this is i mean it's like the song was written for jason kelsey if the eagles ever played the chiefs and his brother and i had to choose no matter how hard I try you keep pushing me oh yeah this is for Jason Kelsey right here oh my god that's so fucking good