Teenage Mutant Ninja Groypers vs. The DEI Cult

0:00Irreverent news talk and opinion with both sides kind of suck agenda. It's Newsweek Radio. I'm Jesse Edwards. Just a touch of satire thrown in for good measure. So there is this conspiracy mind rot on both sides of the political divide in America. On one side, we have the conspiracy left that worships DEI like it's gospel. And on the other side, we have the conspiracy right that believes Jewish people are controlling the entire universe. And don't mistake these groups for the far left or the far right, because I think they actually represent something much darker in America that must be addressed and called out for what it really is.

0:35It's batshit crazy is what it really is. And I'm genuinely starting to believe that it represents some kind of collective schizophrenic societal collapse where otherwise fully functional people start believing every intrusive thought that enters their minds as the truth because they're suffering from a form of algorithm-induced psychosis. To be fair, highly intelligent people believing in wildly ridiculous things is nothing new to humankind. The difference is that these wildly ridiculous thoughts have been turned against us and weaponized as a form of control. Just take a quick look at the right wing that has been virtually cut in half by the conspiracy nuts and the standard issue regular everyday conservatives, because I like standard issue regular everyday conservatives.

1:17It's who I grew up with and was raised around. And while I don't always agree with my old school conservative brothers on everything, at least I know where they're coming from on just about damn near everything. But what's coming out of the right wing today with all the anti-Semitism from dorks like our favorite Mexican white supremacist Nick Fuentes going mainstream? And now we've got Tucker Carlson platforming that douche while being a total douche himself? I'll get to the left in just a second, but the right has been co-opted by a bunch of beta male bedwetters who believe every brain fart conspiracy theory they find gacked out on an Adderall binge from their mother's basement behind the keyboard in their Spider-Man pajamas.

1:54These are the Groypers. These are the Proud Boys. These are the Alex Jones, Sandy Hook, Flat Earth, Jewish space laser freaks who've been raised on a steady diet of Mountain Dew, Cheez-Its, and Pornhub for the majority of their prepubescent and involuntarily celibate lives. They've got guns. They're allowed to vote. They don't trust the system. They don't like you. They've got a bad attitude. They don't care. And if you're not careful they just might be representing you in Washington soon. These are the kind of young folks who make Donald Trump look like the safe insane choice because many of them actually see Trump as being too liberal.

2:28Can you imagine? These are Donald Trump's bastard grandchildren and they've already grown to the point where they're ready and willing to eat him alive to forward their mutant agenda. Yes, the teenage mutant ninja groopers. There is a god awful lot of them out there, and they're already corrupting the minds of the following generation. I mean, that, you know, and along with everything else out there that's constantly hacking the narrative to bring you pharmaceutical commercials that talk about taint rod while you're trying to eat dinner. A rare life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur.

2:58Dear President Trump, I truly do not like you as a person, but if you were to somehow ban pharmaceutical commercials from TV forever, I would definitely re-evaluate how I look at you. And don't get me started, the left wing is no better. They come across as a bunch of over-educated, system-worshipping soft-talkers who get offended at the drop of a hat because somebody got their pronouns mixed up. These are the nutjobs who think that all white people are secretly racist, and that black people are somehow incapable of being racist, and that everybody deserves everything for free all the time because capitalism is evil, and we should just embrace Marxism, because nobody's ever tried that.

3:33Oh, and let's not forget to make the entire population uncomfortable with your non-stop obsession with sex and race. Because to the conspiracy left, there is nothing more important than skin color and genitals because it's always been kind of a self-centered philosophy. I'm not saying that this unnatural obsession didn't have some positive results when it comes to basic human rights, but nothing ever seems to be quite good enough for this crowd either. I mean, they finally got most of us, it seemed, to finally, if not begrudgingly, accept gay marriage. But they couldn't just sit back and take the win for the life of them and Let the issue just rest for a little while, no.

4:08Because right after a lot of us moderates signed off on that one finally, it was like everybody started getting reassignment surgeries from schools to prisons. Now we've got men who were born as women and women who were born as men getting married to each other, which is technically just another regular old boring straight marriage. Really, you don't understand why some normal folks might just be offended by something like, you know, transvestite story hour with the kids? Personally, I'm not offended by it at all. I couldn't care less. Have fun, kids. Enjoy Transvestite Story Hour. But today's woke left or conspiracy left or far left becomes immediately insulted when confronted with the idea that plain old boring everyday regular people who are just trying to live safe, happy, non-sexually driven, healthy lives want absolutely nothing to do with drag queens being a thing in their children's lives.

4:58It's really simple. And anyone who's trying to coexist mindfully should take that kind of thing into consideration. Okay. And if you're like one of my liberal friends, it's not even an issue to begin with because you're already an easygoing, nice person with strong convictions. And I never want them to change. That's not what we're talking about here. I'm talking about calling out the extremists. And I think you should too. I say that to my conservative brothers and sisters as well. I don't care if you like Trump. Just quit being so damn mean to my liberal friends and mind your business because they're never going to think like you and you should just get over it.

5:31That goes for both sides. Stop trying to make liberals act like conservatives and conservatives act like liberals. It's never going to happen. You don't have to let your kids play at their house, but the least you can do is be friendly at the proverbial national potluck where everybody is invited, even the men who dress like women that you're so uncomfortable around. This may be the best of all. Oh, you dirty boy. Donald, I thought you were a gentleman. Just eat your hot dog and drink your beer and mind your business. Let people do their thing. it's called freedom. And more and more folks on both sides seem to be getting an increasingly distorted view about what that really means.

6:08I mean, if you're listening to these rants, I'd say it's safe to assume that clearly you're not one of the toxic obnoxious that I'm calling out here. And in some ways, I can't even blame people because what freedom means in America and the world in general now is constantly changing and shifting like sand with a time. What was acceptable yesterday might not be tomorrow. And back and forth we go because human beings don't actually make laws, we make rules, and there's a big difference between rules and laws. Laws are universal and given to us by nature, God if you prefer. Rules, on the other hand, are all mankind has to offer itself, and they're always changing.

6:40Humans issue marriage licenses to gay folks one day and then not the next. Nature, on the other hand, or God, whatever you want to call it, allows two souls to choose each other without witnesses, and regardless of matching or mismatched sets of genitalia or race or attire or lack thereof. I mean, never mind how God creates hermaphrodites, right? I mean, sorry, it's intersex. That's what we should call it. If you ever really want to stump a conservative, just ask him this. Which sports team should a teenager be on when they were born into this world with privates that were not exactly male or female when they were born?

7:14To be fair, it is an extremely small part of the population at around 2%. But even if we cut that figure in half just to be conservative, we're still talking about 3.3 million people living in America today who were born with something not immediately identifiable as either male or female. That's around 1 in 5 ,500 people born in America. Cases where a doctor genuinely cannot determine male or female at delivery without further testing. Who the hell are we to tell these people who they can and cannot marry? And who the hell are we to tell these people what team they can and can't play on? What happened to our compassion about things that shouldn't have to be said out loud.

7:48What happened to understanding? I mean, what if this was your son or daughter with a birth defect like that? And now they should have to go through life being accused of being a pervert for using the wrong bathroom on accident? Look, I'm not trying to preach here, but this is where I kind of part ways with my conservative friends a lot. But again, it's important to give people the space to absorb a big idea like this. Now, this one just happens to be one of my favorite seeds to plant with my conservative friends because usually you can see the dynamics of the situation spinning those wheels behind their eyes because ultimately conservatives are all about freedom, so it delivers a bit of a paradox for them to chew on.

8:23They know that doctors make mistakes and that the system all around us is flawed, outdated, and stupid at best, and conservatives love an underdog story. It gets their hearts to begin to thaw and their minds to begin to change, if ever so slowly. It's progress, and I've seen it a hundred times, and I love doing it. And I say this as a reminder that we are in a battle for the hearts and minds, not the facts and figures, And it's time to act accordingly if we don't want more of the same. Now, I ask conservatives about the intersex thing all the time for the same reason. I like taking liberals out shooting.

8:54I'm a big Second Amendment guy, and I've created more instant converts most of the time, especially when they've never been around guns for their entire life. I have taken straight-up ACLU card-holding socialist blue-haired Birkenstock with socks people out to the woods to shoot at cans for a half hour. And look at who can't stop laughing the entire time. It's a beautiful thing. And I think it's what we need more of now more than ever in this country. Radical tolerance. Mainly because the dark side is moving in the other direction. Specifically because the dark forces making our lives and our futures miserable right now are insisting on the national divorce.

9:29Insisting on the division in chaos. Pitting us against each other like a rooster fight with social media algorithms that do nothing but reward tribalism and weaponize discourse. Just imagine what an amazing tool our national discourse would be if we could simply come together as a truly united states to weaponize our discourse against the forces of evil together. Alright, look, I know it sounds like I'm toasting my own roast here a little bit, but I can assure you that my cheese has not slid off its cracker entirely yet. Because people are responding to what I'm talking about here, and I plan to take it all the way if I'm able to.

10:02I mean, nobody's told me to shut up yet. This podcast is doing very well with an average of 50 ,000 downloads a day on the audio side alone. Not to mention our super secret rollout on YouTube while I test out how we want this thing to look and sound going forward. I believe in this message of radical centrism and radical acceptance, and I know that enough of you out there do too. Enough to make this my central message kind of going forward. And I'm calling it a human first agenda where race and gender and religion and conspiracy theories are all kind of checked at the door when it comes to the national conversation.

10:33These things are perfectly acceptable to dabble in on the individual level. But when it comes to your presence in the community, you're expected to behave like everybody else and reconfirm your pledge of allegiance not to the flag but to your fellow Americans as one nation under God, indivisible with liberty and justice for all. Tolerating your liberal friends is not enough. You should support them and defend their right to speak as they see fit as an American first if you're doing your due diligence as a good American citizen. And you know, if you want to signal to everybody else that you actually have enough faith in your own belief system that you're not intimidated by the opposition.

11:07Same goes for the left. Simply tolerating your conservative friends is not enough. You should support them and defend their rights to speak as they see fit and as Americans first if you're doing your due diligence as good American citizens. And if you want to signal to everybody else that you actually have enough faith in your own belief system that you're not intimidated by the opposition. This is the only way I'm convinced that we end the chicken fight, to break the algorithms, to protect us from clowns like Donald Trump. Shouldn't I just be as tolerant as him as I'm calling for everybody else to be?

11:37Absolutely not, and I'll tell you why, because that's what I do. Trump is the only one not allowed in the club. I'm just kidding. We should be radically tolerant of just about everybody except for Nazis. But right now, I'm just afraid that there isn't a single soul in Washington, D.C. that can be trusted as a true and faithful public servant. And until somebody can prove to me otherwise, none of them are allowed in this space as of now. No politicians allowed. Because maybe this should work the other way around. If the silent, insane, middle majority will rise up for a purple and peaceful resolution of extreme moderation and radical tolerance of our political opposition.

12:10No, this is not a club for politicians. They're a big part of the problem. And the middle, the sane, silent majority has to take back the common ground that these extremists and opportunists hijacked. Every topic has been turned into a weapon and used against you in the civil war of our time. So when you're ready to step out of that chaos bubble, myself and a lot of others will welcome you to the other side. But for the time being, we're actually out of time. And until we can do it again, it's Newsweek Radio. I'm Jesse Edwards. Catch you next time. Bye. And we say bye-bye. Newsweek Radio is a member of the Trust Project.

12:40A rare life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur. This may be the best of all. Oh, you dirty boy. Oh, oh. Donald, I thought you were a gentleman.