Trump Goes to War, CBS Ruins Sunday Morning

0:00Irreverent news, talk, opinion, satire. It's Newsweek Radio. I'm Jesse Edwards. And apparently Trump is going to war with Iran. No, no, you sick little bastards. This is not a good thing. And this is not what the America First crowd signed up for. They said he will start a war. I'm not going to start a war. I'm going to stop wars. Because it looks like Trump is beholden to those same globalist nation building agendas that he said he wouldn't be a part of. They would be obliterated. That would be the end. I've left instructions. If they do it, they get obliterated. There won't be anything left.

0:34Not that this religious nut job, Islamo-fascist leadership in Iran hasn't had it coming for a really long time. It's the fact that so many Americans are hurting here at home that it hardly makes any sense for us to spend another dime of the money that you take from our paychecks before we see you go on another regime change escapade yet again in another third world country. The cost of just one Tomahawk cruise missile is roughly$2 million, give or take some change. The average taxpayer in America pays somewhere around$500 ,000 in taxes over the course of their lifetime. So how does that make you feel?

1:16Knowing that every single dime that Uncle Sam has pinched from your paycheck before you even got it over the course of your entire lifetime. About the same amount of money that you could buy a nice house with almost anywhere in America. Every last dime wasn't even enough to cover the cost of one lousy Tomahawk cruise missile to launch somewhere in the Middle East hellhole that it's going to land in. Tell it like it is. It's beyond depressing, if you ask me. I mean, what is it about the U.S. government that has such a terrible allergy to helping its own people instead of bombing other people that we're never going to see on the other side of the world?

1:55We're always told that our money is sent by the boatload overseas for global security. Or the globalist agenda, if you'd rather. The New World Order. It's been in place for quite some time now. And no, I'm not talking about mythology from the Bible. I'm talking about a United States that cares more about what's happening on Main Street Tehran than it does Main Street USA. We are essentially second-class citizens of the world in our own country because our leaders are so corrupt and we won't stop fighting amongst each other long enough to hold them accountable to us, the people.

2:30God, what else is going on in the world today? Colbert having a feud with CBS, his own network. Kind of strange that he's already been canceled, but he continues with his show. That's kind of awkward. And what we're seeing play out right now is usually why people get canned and never really come back to the set. Just when he was starting to be funny on Comedy Central, they pulled him over to network TV, and I've never found him to be funny at all ever since. But CBS in general seems to be in the toilet since Barry Weiss took over. Just look at what she's doing to finish off 60 Minutes for crying out loud.

3:03Anderson Cooper's out. No huge loss there. I mean, he's not terrible, but I don't know that he's ever been 60 Minutes material. He's no Mike Wallace. He's no Morley Safer or Diane Sawyer, for that matter. Though he does kind of remind me of Diane Sawyer more than he does Mike Wallace or Morley Safer. Now, I actually thought that Barry Weiss might actually make some improvements since she kind of leans libertarian, sort of. But it's been an absolute disaster from what I can tell. What they did to CBS Mornings alone has been a cluster you-know-what that I don't have time to get into now. The undisputed, when did this come out?

3:35I mean, between that and all the crap that they show on what at one point was my favorite TV show, CBS Sunday Mornings. Yeah, that show's been in a nosedive since long before Barry Weiss was in charge. I think it all goes back to when they switched out hosts from Charles Osgood to Jane Polly. Yuck. I mean, some people argue that she doesn't direct the show, but I know that she has a lot to say about it. And she's terrible. Jane Pauley is the worst and the garbage that they talk about now. This week it was about a horrific gang rape and school shootings, not something that people want to see or hear first thing bright and early on a Sunday morning.

4:11Good morning. I'm Jane Pauley, and this is Sunday Morning. No wonder all the advertisements are for antidepressants. Giselle Palico was told by French police that for years her husband Dominique had been drugging her and bringing strangers into their home to sexually assault her. They are completely out of touch at CBS, and it's a shame. When they're not talking about something that's wildly inappropriate for that Sunday morning time slot, it's this lifeless Jane Pauly with all the personality of a cocktail napkin. With another boring celebrity or socialite worship interview that nobody in the viewing audience of a wide-reaching range like that is interested in.

4:49Good morning. I'm Jane Pauly, and this is Sunday Morning. Thanks, Jane Pauly, but we can get vapid celebrity interviews literally everywhere that has a podcast. If video killed the radio star, then the influencer killed the idea of celebrity. And unless they've got some sort of real exclusive for you, or they're going to say something different than they just said on 30 other podcasts, nobody cares, nobody's listening. Celebrity is dead, and CBS Sunday mornings would be wise to get back to appealing to a large Sunday morning crowd who just wants to see who collects 10 ,000 toasters in their garage, or a monkey with a unique bond with his pet tortoise or the water skiing squirrel.

5:28What we don't need is to be bombarded with the most heinous details of just how disgusting this world can be or the lifeless worship of celebrity brain rot first thing on a Sunday morning coming down. Good morning. I'm Jane Pauly and this is Sunday Morning. I should be in charge of CBS Sunday mornings. First thing I would do is fire Jane Pauly. She can go be the old hat at Entertainment Tonight if that show's still on the air. Sipping champagne and rubbing elbows with the Broadway elite. Yuck. No thank you. Oh, that's all right. Now, I would immediately replace Jane Pauly as host with Mo Raka.

6:02Because he's been there for a long time and he's got a cool name. And he seems to better understand the nature of CBS Sunday Mornings far more than Jane Pauly does. And much more like Charles Osgood before her. I'm Jane Pauly and this is Sunday Morning. CBS Sunday Mornings has been ruined. And it is a shame because it would be a pretty easy fix. Just go back to telling quirky stories about Americana and what makes real life interesting. That's all. Everybody in the media right now is frantically trying to reinvent the wheel now that YouTube has basically taken over as the dominant delivery system for content these days.

6:34What happened is that YouTube showed us that the gatekeepers who determined what everybody would watch were no match for creators who were bypassing that stupid system and delivering content directly to the public. This is why celebrity rarely, if ever, moves the dial anymore these days. That's all I see in the news today. So that's all I'm going to give you. What do you want from me? It's Newsweek Radio. Until we can do it again, we'll talk soon. Bye. And we say bye-bye. Newsweek Radio is a member of the blah-blah-blah-blah. The undisputed. When did this come out? Good morning.