In short
Food Talk “Best of Food Talk Part 1” featuring (1) a debate about whether people should eat escargot/snails and other “delicacies,” (2) a discussion on why restaurant food is heavily marked up versus grocery costs, (3) a story about a vegan wedding where guests were served pizza, and (4) a “Top 5 favorite cereals” segment.
Guests
No named guests appear in the transcript; it’s a host-and-cohost style conversation between “Ocho” and “Unc” (and occasional “chat” audience comments).
Guest backgrounds (from dialogue)
Ocho is from the Philippines (referenced via an Olympic-gold “Philippians” example) and speaks from a food/food-cost perspective; Unc is older (mentions being 56) and shares personal travel/food experiences (e.g., frog legs, pig feet, chitlins) and skepticism about “science” claims (cockroach milk).
Key claims
Escargot is expensive (~$100) and not common locally; restaurants mark up food costs multiple times; vegan wedding catering can fail if guests aren’t vegan; cereal is debated as “hot cereal” vs “cereal” (oatmeal).
Notable examples
Escargot vs “Miami” snails; caviar and cockroach milk; Fear Factor; Bahama Breeze vs Dunkin’ (jerk chicken pasta); $15,000 vegan wedding with brother bringing 20 boxes of pizza; cereal picks (Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Lucky Charms, Captain Crunch; plus Sugar Smacks, Apple Jacks, Honey Nut Cheerios, Raisin Bran, Oatmeal).
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOOlympic Gold Medalist Rewards
0:00 to 0:25
Discuss the lavish rewards for Olympic gold medalists in the Philippines.
“Some people use ChatGPT to answer questions.”
Olympic Gold Medalist Rewards
2:11 to 3:40
Discuss the lavish rewards for Olympic gold medalists in the Philippines.
“The first ever male Olympic gold medalist will get the bag after winning the gold medal in the floor.”
Athlete Financial Struggles
3:41 to 6:28
Examine the financial challenges faced by athletes post-Olympics.
“Now I don't think, I think that, I mean, actually we can do it with the way we help other countries as well, based on the money that we send them.”
Culinary Delicacies: Escargot
6:29 to 7:48
A humorous debate on the merits and costs of eating escargot.
“I'm from Liberty City, but from Liberty City's finest, he'll lick anything to end with an O.”
Understanding Food Costs
13:34 to 14:00
Discussion on the price differences between restaurant and supermarket food.
“You know, when you go look at, when you go to Whole Foods or you go to the supermarket.”
Understanding Restaurant Markups
14:00 to 16:41
Learn how restaurants price their food and the economics behind it.
“So even when the supermarket, when they buy it, they mark it up.”
The Illusion of Wealth on Social Media
16:41 to 19:36
Explore the facade of wealth presented on social media and its impact.
“The women, the mistake that women make, they're trying to trick the wrong guys.”
Personal Experiences with Wealth and Materialism
19:36 to 23:26
Hear personal stories about the journey of wealth and the pitfalls of materialism.
“Yeah, but they ain't doing it like that, Ocho.”
Financial Awareness and Responsibility
23:26 to 26:12
Discuss the importance of financial discipline and avoiding debt.
“last year until May of this year, you were doing seven, eight shows on an easy week up to 10.”
The Debate on Unusual Foods
26:12 to 28:00
Listen to humorous discussions on trying exotic foods like cockroach milk.
“I'm going to have an ATM machine in there, too.”
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Food Fears and Culinary Experiences
28:00 to 29:28
The hosts discuss various unconventional foods they've tried and their aversions.
“Now, ants, chocolate-covered ants is a delicacy in some countries.”
Chitlins Debate
29:28 to 30:42
A lively debate arises over the preparation and smell of chitlins.
“So you eat frog legs, you eat all this stuff you name it, but you won't eat chitlins?”
Weddings and Food Choices
30:42 to 32:28
The conversation shifts to wedding food and the importance of catering to guests' preferences.
“I'm telling you, you're not gonna make it like this.”
Catering Dreams for Weddings
34:32 to 41:35
Discussion on food diversity and entertainment planned for the host's wedding.
“...sense that they have an all-vegan wedding...”
Cereal Talk Returns
41:35 to 42:00
The hosts reintroduce a segment about their favorite cereals.
“There's a reason why I'm going to have a karaoke machine with a$5 ,000 prize when I sing the best song.”
Introduction to Food Talk
42:00 to 42:40
The hosts introduce a lighthearted discussion about various foods.
“Listen, I'm going to have three of those.”
Best Cereal Rough Draft
42:40 to 45:20
The hosts engage in a playful debate over their top cereal choices.
“Because we hadn't had this in a while, Ocho.”
Cereal Choices and Reactions
45:20 to 48:20
The hosts continue to list their favorite cereals and react to each other's choices.
“Actually, you've already lost with my first three choices.”
Honorable Mentions and Cereal Culture
48:20 to 50:40
The conversation shifts to honorable mentions and cultural references regarding cereals.
“my last three is very reflective of my age.”
Food Stamps and Grocery Habits
50:40 to 56:00
The hosts discuss food stamps, grocery spending, and financial habits related to food.
“You bringing that up and you know I'm in a situation right now.”
Grocery Costs and Family Size
56:00 to 59:09
Discussion on the financial implications of grocery bills based on family size.
“$2 ,000 and it got to last you the whole month?”
Grocery Costs and Family Size
59:38 to 1:00:10
Discussion on the financial implications of grocery bills based on family size.
“Product for tobacco consumers 21 years of age or older.”
Grocery Costs and Family Size
1:00:15 to 1:00:46
Discussion on the financial implications of grocery bills based on family size.
“You don't feel as interesting as you used to.”
Transcript
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2:21to make Ocho crack.
2:26Ocho, check this out. Yes, sir. Philippians. Filipino. He's a Filipino. Yeah, Carlos. Yolo. Yeah, that's my homeboy. The first ever male Olympic gold medalist will get the bag after winning the gold medal in the floor. This is what he gets. He gets a lifetime of free colonoscopies once he turns 45. Okay. He's 24 right now. He don't really need it. Right. He gets a fully furnished condo worth over$400 ,000. Woo! He gets a house. Yes, sir. He gets$250 ,000 in cash. Mm. He gets an iPhone 16. Okay. He gets two free restaurant franchises. A lifetime of free mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Grilled chicken, ramen, and more various local, from various local restaurants.
3:15And free college tuition. Hey. Where's he from again, Unc? the Philippines. He's from the Philippines. Now you see, I think, you know, see, it's a little harder now. It would be a little harder for the U S to do this because we have so many, so many individuals that will win gold, you know, but that's what you call taking care of your athletes that represent your country and win gold. Yeah. Now that's, that's how you do it. Now I don't think, I think that, I mean, actually we can do it with the way we help other countries as well, based on the money that we send them. We could do, we could do something for athletes a little bit more than 37 goddamn thousand for sure that's how you take care of your athletes yeah yeah i mean i like i said i mean it's uh it's it's tough because it went 37 thousand how you pay for training yeah your trainer unless going to your trainer that's going to your masseuse then going to you your your therapist therapist and whatever else you got going on by the time you look up you got twelve hundred dollars left twelve hundred you take it not alone to pay the rest of the people.
4:21Because, hey, they got trainers in LA trying to charge $400 an hour. So imagine one of the trainers that's working with you five, six days a week, two or three hours a day. How much is he charging? You get worked on basically two or three times a week. How much is he charging? The physio. Think about the people that took their family out there. Think about the price, the hotels, to put your family up for three weeks. Think about the tickets that they had to get the families to sit in the stands and actually have good seats so you can enjoy the events. Add that up for three weeks. All that is over$37 ,000.
5:01Maybe you get one because you know at the Pro Bowl, they give you one ticket. Right. You can bring one guest. Yes, yeah. And they better be sleeping in the room with you because if you got another room, you paying for that one, Jack. Yeah, and I know it's expensive. And when I went, it was$250 a night. I don't know by the time you started going, I don't know what it was, but when I was at the Iolani, it was$2.50 a night. Yeah, I can't remember. And that was 2001. Yeah, think about what they did in Paris, too, just like they do with flights. When they know a Venice coming out, what do companies do?
5:30They hike up the price. Yeah. They hike up the price. So who knows what hotel rooms cost? Who knows what transportation to get to and from the stadium costs? Man, all that add up, man. All that add up. Oh, yeah. You know, they're going to jack the prices up. It's going to be higher than giraffe hoo-ha. So we already know the prices. Tickets, food, hotels, everything. Trinkets. We ain't factoring eating. You got to eat. You got breakfast, lunch. You got to have dinner. Yeah. Come on, man. Yeah. I mean, hey, at least I want to treat myself, especially if I win a medal. Yeah. I want to treat myself.
6:05Let me give you one of the old nice croissants. I heard so much about them. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? The croissants over there are nice, man. You know what I'm saying? I go to one old nice, fresh restaurant, maybe get some scratchy or something. You know what I'm saying? You got to drink your coffee and your little tea with your pinky out. You got to have your pinky out. Yeah. Yeah, that little ass cup with my big ass hands. I'm going to have my three or four fingers out.
6:32Oh, man. Maybe we have some escargot. You know what I'm saying? We got to try all that. Have who? Snails. who eating snail that's a that's a delicacy ocho man and what country do people eat oh you want to lick toes everything to end with oh you want to do that but you won't eat no escargot who in the world time come on man come on man let's come back down to earth please i'm from dade county i'm from liberty city i've never heard of no no cargo who who the hell eats cargo. No, not cargo. Cargo is like when you put escargot. Okay. So, yeah, but y 'all hear chat? Y 'all hear now? Now all of a sudden, he don't pay off.
7:23I'm from Liberty City, but from Liberty City's finest, he'll lick anything to end with an O. So, you, that, see, listen, you're not even living. You're not even living. If you ain't suck no tolls, you ain't eat no ass, you ain't living. I'm just saying at some at some point you have to evolve you stuck in the s cargo in with a t with a who a t cargo in with that s-a-r-g-o no so they add a t on it yeah i mean so they just put they just put so just pretend they just they make it just like boot it's just like boot and they just put a while in and you eat that so they just cargo to put t on the end you mean but listen but you Now, what I'm eating is a delicacy.
8:06Now, what you talk about, that's just nasty. Escargot is a delicacy. Where? Don't nobody in Miami eat snails? How much does Escargot cost? Yeah, Ocho. How much it costs? Ask for it or pull it up. Nobody eat no damn snails. Like, come on, man. Yeah, they do. Now, maybe if you part of the royal family and you live this luxurious lifestyle and you go to five-star restaurants, maybe then yes. No. Ain't nobody out the city eating no S-cargo, whatever. Nah, come on, man. It's 100 bucks. A who? A who? S-cargo. How much? 100 bucks. How you telling me something is 100 bucks, they put it in a restaurant where you can go outside and find it after it finishes raining?
8:52That don't make no sense. Just like you told me you didn't want that spider to bite me, go out there and eat the wrong snail and see what happens. I bet you be cockroached in the morning. No, not really. I'm sure they cooked things.
9:05Nobody in the chat. I guarantee you nobody in our chat had no espargo. I guarantee you that. Guarantee you. Escargo. I said that. That's what I said. Yeah. Just like caviar. You don't think caviar is a delicacy too? Listen, I know about caviar. You know how I know about caviar? I saw the movie Titanic. In the movie Titanic, they had caviar at the table. I know about caviar. I know about that. I ain't eating that either. I ain't eating no more of it. That ain't even for my palate. It's who? It's, you know, it comes from sturgeon. Who? It comes from sturgeon. Where do you find sturgeon at? In the ocean.
9:46I think off the coast of Russia. What's on the Baltic? What's off the coast? What ocean is off the coast of Russia? Shoot. The Red Sea? Red Sea? Yep. Am I right? Black Sea. Black sturgeon. Yes. Man, listen. And it's market price. A lot of it sometimes is like$200,$300 a ounce. See, you know what they do? They find stuff and they put their price on it. They tell you how important it is. And then they mark the price that we're paying for. It's just like sneakers. It costs$2 to make sneakers. And sneakers come over here. Well, go make your own. $200, huh? Go make your own then. I could. I can. Go ahead and do it.
10:26Let's see how that works out for you. No, because I don't think nobody going to support. me. But Ocho, think about it. In a restaurant, when you pay$70 for a steak, how much have they actually paid for that steak? When you're moving like I do, trips don't always come together weeks in advance. Sometimes production shoots, interviews, or something I've got to travel for on a short notice. Like the time when I had the last minute trip to Denver and everything came together fast. Once it was locked in, I had to be ready to go. That's where Amazon Prime can make a difference. When something comes together quickly, you can get what you need like grooming essentials, neck pillows, eye masks, even snacks for the flights.
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13:05It can also use approved apps, connected tools, files, and browser contexts to help move the work forward. And you stay in control. You give direction, review drafts, approve actions, Redirect the work and choose the final output. So you spend less time sorting through busy work and more time making progress on the work that matters. Put ChatGPT to work on your most ambitious ideas and projects. Get started at ChatGPT.com by selecting work mode. Available on Plus and Pro Plans. Hey, you know what? That's a great question. I don't know. That's a great question. You know, when you go look at, when you go to Whole Foods or you go to the supermarket.
13:47Now go to Publix and Winn-Dixie, man. Next time you go to Winn-Dixie or Publix, go look and see how much they pay for a steak that you pay$80 for. Now remember, the restaurant, they buying it in bulk. So they pay even less than that. So just think about it. So even when the supermarket, when they buy it, they mark it up. Right. So how do you think? You go to Sam's? You ever been to Sam's? samsung i have been to samsung yeah yeah i don't have a card anymore okay okay okay okay yeah i'm i'm really efficient with it i'm very efficient with it so but i'm just saying ocho right you know that's how business work yes sir yes sir i understand that for the most part but you have you also have to understand i'm not going to where i'm buying a steak for 70 80 dollars though i that's that's not that's not even if you buy fish no matter what you buy you're paying three times, four times what it costs for them to make it.
14:43How about that? So whatever you buy, okay, you buy pasta, you buy ramen, whatever you buy, when you pay$4,$5,$6 for that drink, it didn't cost that. I got a question for you. I got one for you right now. Yeah. I love, there's a Jamaican restaurant that I frequent very often. Also Bahama Breeze, Bahama Breeze, I wouldn't get the jerk chicken pasta from Bahama Breeze, extra chicken, no asparagus. Now, there's a restaurant in Wynwood called Dunkin' New that I love. They jerk chicken pasta. So are you telling me that they buy their pasta in bulk and it's marked up? That's how restaurants make money.
15:21If they sell, if everybody sold you something what they paid for, why am I in business? Right. So you got to make a... The Bengals paid you X dollars. How much you actually think they made off you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot. You see how that works? Yeah, I understand that part. But also, you know what I do like? The places I go to eat and dine at are wage-friendly. It ain't expensive. Like, where I go, I ain't paying no more than$20. In wage-friendly restaurants, Ocho, the price is marked up two, three times what they actually cost to make it. That's how they stay in business.
16:01When people go out of business, why do they go out of business, Ocho? Shoot, ain't no customers. Even if you get customers, yeah, as long as you get customers, because you charging three, four times what it costs. Right. So now I can make a profit. Make a profit. I ain't just in business just to keep the lights on. Uh-huh. I mean, I got to put a little something in my pocket, don't you? See, I'm glad you're saying this. So, you know, fellas out there that's being tricked into taking these women to these nice, fancy restaurants and it's marked up. You're paying four, five hundred dollars a night.
16:38You see what you see what they do? You see what they do? Not. Oh, Joe. But here is the thing. The women, the mistake that women make, they're trying to trick the wrong guys. Go get a guy that got the money to be tricked. You're trying to trick a guy that's making 50 ,000. You need to go try to trick a guy that's making one to eight, 10, 12 million. But you can't because the one that's making one to eight, 12 million ain't finna talk to them anyway. But the thing is, is that the guy that's making that money, he's trying to get the one that's looking at the guy. So he got to get tricked off. Yeah.
17:10See how that work, Ocho? Yeah. See, so that's bad. That's bad. That's bad for the middle class, man. Even swap ain't no swindle, Ocho. Well, you ain't never lie. You ain't never lie about that. If you use me for the pay, I'll use you for the day. We part way. We good, Ocho. You get what you. one hand served the other. Yes! That's all I'm saying. You're trying to trick. How are you going to trick a guy that he ain't got nothing to be tricked off? Yeah. He'll fool. Obviously, most people have mortgages or rent or whatever the case may be. Bills, responsibilities, yes. If you allow a woman to trick you off your money and you ain't got it like that, you got to have disposable income.
17:55Yeah. but you know i saw i saw something today they said only six percent only six percent of americans make over a hundred thousand only six percent of americans make over a hundred thousand when i look at when i look at instagrams when i look at twitter and the way people talk you would think everybody living that life so somebody lying either that either that stat and that percentage is wrong or everybody out here got some type of hustle I don't know about and they get into the bag. Because everybody look rich. Everybody talk rich. Somebody lying. Everybody don't female look good too, don't they?
18:36You got filters. Huh? You filter the look, they filter them pockets. They go out and rent out a house. They rent a jet. They pretend they're on vacation. They're right there in Santa Monica. right there in Miami it's all a facade man I like it I enjoy it I enjoy looking at the aesthetics and sometimes you know what I'm going to be honest with you sometimes I like to go to Instagrams right I go to Instagrams and I look at people's pages and I look at what they have on what they're wearing and I'm not I'm not pocket watching but I'll add up I'll add up knowing the prices of stuff and I'll go through five pictures and I'll be like well god damn now that's about goddamn$80 ,000 right there and I don't even know who man who is you you know and just you know and I just go on about my day just think about it it's a facade it's not it's not real life it's not reality it can fool a lot of people those aesthetics can fool a lot of people now right oh yeah for sure and that's and that's what happens right you get people and debt I mean think about I mean just think about how much credit card debt yeah you know me I've always you know hey I'm paying off at the end whatever the case may be I'm only gonna spend what I could what I could afford to get off of right give a month you know like I got my okay monthly allowance what I could spend I'm trying to stay below that so at the end of the year if I choose to get me something I can get me something right man if you look at Instagram man I had me call him had me calling my agent hey man I need to renegotiate my contract okay Don't believe it.
20:17It's all facade. Don't believe it at all. Yeah, I'm like, come on, man. Yeah, but they ain't doing it like that, Ocho. They ain't doing it like that. I know better, man. I know better. You know I know better. Well, even if they are, I ain't doing it like that trying to keep up with your ass. And I ain't doing it like that trying to impress you. I got what I got. I got a nice home. the water works, the air works. I got a car and two of the stalls where I'm empty. And that's okay too. I'm past that stage, Ochoa. I've had a Ferrari, had a Bentley, had a Rolls Royce, had a 600 Benz, had a Range Rover, and a Denali.
21:06In order to drive the Ferrari, I got to drive two cars down the hill, walk back up the hill to get the Ferrari to pull out. Then I pull the Ferrari back in. I got to go pull the Charles back up in the driveway. Right. I see that. Yeah. Hey, listen, I did it. I did it. I did it. Listen, me and you both. I think we all have. We all have had that. I had that stage for maybe two years. I had that stage for maybe two years. And I got to a point where I was like, well, you know what? This is a waste. This is, I mean, not really a waste because you're supposed to enjoy your fruit of your labor. Yeah, for sure.
21:39What we do as athletes is we get caught up in the image. Yeah. get caught up in the, all right, all right, I have to dress like this. All right, I got to buy the jewelry. I got to wear the jewelry. I got to look a certain way. I have to drive a certain car. But with anything, really, the value is really set. It's within you. The bigger you can make your name, the less you need all the fucking accessories. Well, I got to a point, I got to about year four or five. Well, hell, I didn't need, I didn't need no damn Ferrari. Hell, I didn't need no goddamn Rolls Royce. I didn't need all the extra shit at that point because I was Ocho.
22:10Yo, the visibility, no matter where I went, you knew who it was. So what's the point of that? I mean, never mind. We all off Olympic topic. My bad. But the thing was, Ocho, is that when I saw Miami Vice, I saw Crockett and Tubbs, and they driving Ferraris, and they got Rolexes, and they talk about all this stuff. Yeah. And you're talking about a poor kid from rural South Georgia. Yes, sir. I remember saying, when I saw that car. Yeah. Oh, you got to enjoy yourself now. I'm going to get that one. You got to enjoy yourself. That was the first. I ain't nobody, at that point in time, ain't nobody know about no Patek, ain't nobody about the Audemars, ain't nobody know about anything, no Vacheron, no Piaget, ain't nobody know, the only thing you knew about was a Timex, a Seiko, a Bulliver, and a Rolex.
22:54Man, if you had a Rolex? Yeah. What? Especially back then. Oh, yeah, man. If you had a Rolex, I already knew. I got a Rolex, you wasn't going to be able to hit me in the ass with a red apple. You know, I'm talking about the old big one. Yeah, oh, no. man. I had to get me one. And so, but like you said, my financial guy, he was talking to me. He said, Shannon, you work all these hours. Think about what you do. At some point in time from September last year until May of this year, you were doing seven, eight shows on an easy week up to 10. for what? If you're not going to enjoy it, you do realize if you leave here, you did all that work and really ain't getting no enjoyment out of it.
23:49It's okay. I'm not telling you to go try to buy an island or try to buy 15 cars, but enjoy yourself. Yes, sir. So, hey, sent my brother to the dealership, asked my sister what she wanted. My sister like, baby bro, I don't want nothing. Yeah. God give me everything. He said, y 'all keep a roof over my head. My car good. She said, I don't want nothing. My bro said, I do. You know the funny thing about it is, you got the right people around you. You got the people around you that got structure. You got the people around you that got discipline. Now the rest of my young folk, they got them entourages.
24:30That's going to keep on bleeding you. They're going to bleed you. They're going to bleed you. They're going to bleed you. No matter how much they pay you nowadays, I don't care what the numbers look like in today's NFL. 87 90 percent of us still go broke it hasn't changed yeah the number is still staggering even though the money is different so what does that tell you our discipline hasn't changed there's no structure or financial discipline at all still to this day our mindset especially our people well hell the more you give me the better i'll be with it no because the more they give you the more you're gonna spend because guess what every time bojo man hey hey charlotte your boy get some Zubo ticket.
25:08I know they give them to you for free. Shit. Huh? Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right. I'm like, bro, what are you talking about free? Ain't nothing free but salvation. And televangelists have found a way to charge for that. Yeah. Think about the NFL. Think about the NFL where they bottom dollar is money, but you think they're going to give us something free? The NFL is like the IRS. They receive checks. They'll be writing them. CBS, Fox, NBC, ESPN, Amazon. Yeah. They don't play. There you go. Yeah. They don't play. I'm going to become a minister. Because they're charging for prosperity. Yeah. Yeah, man.
25:52Hey, you got to pay for the word now. Hey. You got to pay for the word. When it comes time to collection, play the pay. I'm going to play at the collection rate. Yeah. I'm going to say, you know, God don't like noise. He don't. God don't like noise, Ocho. He don't. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. I said, hey, I know. Now, normally, when I pass this plate around, y 'all think y 'all at the game. Here comes the wave. Y 'all let the pan go through. Uh-uh. Put something in there now. Yeah. I'm going to have an ATM machine in there, too. Hey, it's for the building fun, for the windows. Yeah. Yeah, man. But you're right, Ocho.
26:28S-cargot, Ocho. E-S-C-A-R-G-O-T. S-cargot. Yeah, I'm cool on that. I ain't eating no snails. If I want some snails, I can go right outside and find one. Yes, sir. Ocho, scientists have discovered that cockroach's milk is four times more nutritious than cow's milk. This milk contains protein crystals rich in essential amino acids, energy-dense nutrients, making it a potential food source. I never know. They lying. They lying. I'll be like Mr. Glass. Hey, Unc, they lying. Like Samuel Jackson, every time I take a step, inch break, I ain't drinking no cockroach milk. Answer me this, Unc. Answer me this.
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27:15How do the scientists know? Who do they do the test on? Don't tell me about you ran the test on lab rats and compared lab rats drinking cockroach milk compared to the lab rats drinking regular milk and using that as your scientific study to say that cockroach milk is more better or is better in any way. Man, if you don't stop playing with us, stop playing with us, man. It's 2025. Now all of a sudden cockroach milk. Yeah. Roachy. Well, I tell you what, Ocho, we gonna get us a show. Unc and Ocho eat. First place we going, we going down south. I know this place, Bull, Dick, and Onions. Me and you.
27:57Now, you know what? One thing about it. I try anything. I won't try the dick. I know you will. Bull, I eat the bull. That's what I'm talking about. Man. This is not do anything once. Nah, I ain't trying no cockroach milk. Man, ain't nobody. Come on, hon. Come on, come on. What happened? Oh, wait, wait a minute. What happened if you were on the show? Fear Factor? Fear Factor.
28:23You ain't going to try it? Nope. I ain't going on Fear Factor. I'm glad. I mean, I remember Fear Factor. There are some things that I could eat. Right. Like them raw stuff. but I ain't eat no cockroach. I ain't eat no bugs. Oh, now listen. Now, ants, chocolate-covered ants is a delicacy in some countries. They have no chocolate. They have no chocolate. That is they was eating. That was just there. And the bugs, nah, hell nah. I'm just saying, I've traveled to some countries where frog legs, frog legs, Yeah, I've had frog legs. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Frog legs, pigtail, chicken feet, chicken necks.
29:00I've had all that. Mountain oysters, hogs, and cattle. Yes. I've had turkey. Turkey oysters. You didn't know turkey had oysters, didn't it? Turkey? Turkey balls. There was this place outside of Greeley called Bruce's, and they was famous for mountain oysters, and they had them all. They had turkey, they had cow, they had hogs, and you know, hey. Hold on. So you eat chitlins too, right? No, hell no. Oh, here you go. So you eat frog legs, you eat all this stuff you name it, but you won't eat chitlins? They stink too bad. What you mean? If you have someone that knows how to clean chitlins right, there shouldn't be no problem with you eating them?
29:45That's a lie. Chitlins stink. When they're cleaned correctly and cooked correctly, they do not smell. They do smell. And I don't want them. I eat them all. I eat them all. Hold on. So frog legs didn't stink? I don't know. Pig feet don't think? No, I mess with pig feet. I go to, I go to say, hey, we go to Costco and get that big old jar. Right now, I ain't go get them. Yeah, but I'm saying they stink, though. They stink the same way chitlins stink. Chitlins, oh my goodness. Hey, um. At some point, you're going to have to evolve. Now, we just talked about this at the top of the year. I'm evolving.
30:24You said in 2025, you're going to try new things. Listen, two things, two things I need you to write down for me. Two things that you're going to do before the year ends. You're going to try chitlins, and you're going to eat some ass. No, okay. Give me the chitlins. Give me a plate of them. A five-pound bucket. Give me a five-pound bucket.
30:47Bad. You out of gas on that one, Ocho. Give me the bucket of chitlins. Okay, okay. Let's take one off the list. Chitlins and at least sucking toads. Missionary. We'll crush our eyes. Chitlins. Come on, you gotta live, man. I'm telling you, you're not gonna make it like this. You talking about getting married. Ain't nobody marry you at the Justice Center if you ain't sucking no toes. Ocho, you gonna love this one, Ocho. This was, I made sure I picked this especially for you. Hold on, hold on. Ocho, there's a woman, she got married. Okay. She's vegan. The wedding was all vegan. Take a look.
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34:40...sense that they have an all-vegan wedding... ...after her family ordered pizzas instead of eating her$15 ,000 vegan wedding catering. Bride shared on Reddit that her and her now husband have been vegan for the past three years. So it only made sense that they have an all vegan wedding reception. Wedding came around. Everything was going according to plan until the bride noticed that her brother Tom was not in his assigned seat during the reception. 20 minutes later, Tom returned carrying 20 boxes of pizza with his cousins and distributed it to the guests saying that it was real food. Oh, hold on.
35:15Now, that's the bride fault. That's the bride fault. if you're having a wedding and you're inviting people to a wedding you have to appease the people at the wedding if everybody at your wedding isn't vegan you can't force me your vegan food whether you pay$15 ,000 for it$15 ,000 for it or not and if you spent$15 ,000 on vegan food you use the food excuse my language I apologize I apologize to the couple you don't spend no$15 ,000 on the food because you you you invite people you send out the you send out um What do you call these? You send out the invites, right? Invitations, yes. Invitations.
35:52You make calls and ask who eats vegan, who is vegan and wants a plate of vegan food. Those who are not vegan. Listen, you might have spent a thousand dollars if that's the case. Yeah, because ain't nobody going to eat that best but you and your husband. That's exactly. That's the whole point. Only a select few people are going to be vegan that are coming to your wedding. So how are you going to force everybody to eat something that they're not? That's not how you conduct yourself at a wedding. when you get married. You got to appease your guest. What do you do for me? You got to have a look. Don't start.
36:25I ain't been to once. I ain't never been to a wedding reception. So I couldn't tell you what to have. But you probably, you probably see this is why we're going before the justice of the peace. And that way we go there. Time out, time out, time out. But if you get married boy I need a ceremony. What? It is. That judge is another piece. I'm trying to catch the, what you call that thing they throw back? The bouquet. I'm trying to catch the bouquet. What you talking about? I need to say, listen, I know when you get married, I already know who it is. I know who it's going to be. Yeah. I want to be there.
37:05No, I ain't spending, look, first of all, I ain't spending that kind of money. Whoa, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute. You don't have to, you can have a wedding for$10 ,000. I can have a wedding for$275 and the justice of peace. But listen, you need people want to see that. You got family. You got family. My brother, my sister, my mom, my kids, her brother, her sister, her mom. Boom, boom. 15 people crowding in the courtroom. You forgot about the NICAP team. You forgot about the NICAP moderators. You forgot about the fans of NICAP. All these people. I hold a Zoom up. Y 'all can see it. On the phone?
37:42on? Yeah. Nah, nah, I need something. If you go to the Justin Court of Peace, you just throw it in court. You throw the bouquet in court, man. I'm going to catch it in there. Well, I guess they throw something else. They throw a garter? What else they throw? They throw something else. That's for the women, ain't it? Well, who throw the garter? Oh, that's for the men. Yeah. Which one's for the men? Nah, nah, nah, nah. Ain't nobody throwing nothing. What you mean? Ain't nobody throwing... They can throw the bouquet. You can't throw the bouquet in the courthouse. Yes, you can. If it's never been done before, you can do it.
38:21Hell, I couldn't celebrate when I was playing, but I still did it, didn't I? Listen, I'm going to catch the bouquet and the guard. I'm catching both of them. Why you want to catch? You're already going to be married. Who? You. To who? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know either. I got an idea. Me too. I do too. Yeah, but look, like I said, I don't - I guarantee your idea wrong. I don't know what the protocols are for wedding. I don't know if you kind of like, you know, I mean, if you come to my wedding expecting seafood, ain't going to be nothing there because I'm allergic to it.
39:05Right. So if y 'all come here thinking y 'all eat crabster and lobster, crab legs, scallop, shrimp, oysters, it ain't happening like that. Right. Now, y 'all have some barbecue. I like barbecue. We'll have some oxtails. You're going to get messy. So, hey, babe, go ahead and take your dress off because we eat oxtails. But let me tell you something. Let me tell you about my wedding. See, my wedding Is going to be a melting pot Of different cultures And ethnicities foods So whether you're Haitian You're Latino You're Jamaican, you're Bahamian It's going to be a little bit of everything Man, I ain't paying extra for all that Huh?
39:54I ain't paying extra for all that You ain't got to pay for it You ain't got to pay for it I already got the caterers I already got the caterers and they're doing it out of love out of love for me and nightcap my wedding theme is the nightcap wedding and we're going to stream it live on nightcap no but$15 ,000 for all vegan food come on first of all you know your family you know your family don't get down like that you know your family don't get down like that I know what my family, for the most part, I know what my family eat and what they won't eat. So why would I bring something that just me and my wife would eat?
40:43Right. I already know. My kid's not eating that. My sister, my mom, my brother, they not eating that. My homeboy not eating that. So now we spent$15 ,000 on whatever we spent for food, and it's going to waste. You know what? She spent$15 ,000 thinking about herself. not nobody else they spend$15 thinking about themselves and not the guests I'm thinking about the guests I'm thinking about the people I want you to have a good time at my wedding there's a reason why I'm going to have a live band there's a reason I'm going to have Kiki Wyatt singing there's a reason I'm going to have Brian McKnight singing there's a reason why I'm going to have you know I got another surprise I don't want to tell nobody there's a reason I'm having different dishes from different ethnicities and backgrounds at my wedding because I want everybody to enjoy themselves.
41:35There's a reason why I'm going to have a karaoke machine with a$5 ,000 prize when I sing the best song. Well, you need to have Mountain Oysters. I need you to have Fried Squirrel. I need you to have Baked Raccoon. I need you to have Bull, Dick, and Onions. Who? Bull, Dick, and Onions. I would need you to have some of that. Oxtails, Pigtails, Turkey necks. Pig feet. Listen, I'm going to have three of those. I'm going to have three of them country meals right now. I can't give them all because you can't take up all the room. Chicken feet? I'm going to have a section for you. Don't worry about it.
42:14I got you. Chicken feet? I like chicken feet. I like chicken feet.
42:23Oh, that was funny. Y 'all better wake up. Bull what? Bull, dick, and onions? That was funny. That was funny. Okay, Ocho. Now it's time. We got a segment for the first time. We hadn't had it in a while. Today's segment is prompted. It's best cereal. The best cereal. Rough draft. What'd I say? Rough draft. Because we hadn't had this in a while, Ocho. Rough draft is back. We get five selections. Okay, okay.
43:01Today's best serial, Ocho. You know, since you're going through a little something right now, I'm going to throw your ball and let you go first. You had to bring that up, man. My bad. My bad, Ocho. I'm just saying. I ain't reading the rules. No, it's too soon. I'm an emotional wreck right now. Don't do that. Because then, when I start tearing up and I start crying and then the chat and everybody make fun of me and not become a meme, then you're going to want to hit my line and be like, man, I apologize, you know. Oh. But what about what? You gave Michelle that work. You put that work in, you know what I'm saying?
43:38I don't know. That's a different situation. What do you mean that's different? It's completely different. That's like a... You sound like Red on Friday. It is, though. When Smokey said, when Deebo was choking me over there, you ain't do nothing. He said, that's different. That's a proud moment for you. Like for me, this is a, this is bad. Yeah, this is bad. You know what? All right. He's a free man. We ain't together no more. Don't tag us. Don't tag me in none of his shit. Well, damn. You could have texted me that. Nah. She said you blocked her. She said, I don't know. I just made that up. Yeah.
44:22Because you know you're notorious for blocking. for a second. I thought you was Jonathan Ogden or Willie Anderson, all that blocking. I'm not combative no more, man. I'm 56. I ain't got time for that, man. All right, Ocho, you get to go first. What's your first selection? And I'm telling you right now, I'm going to win this. So my first selection on something that I love, a cereal that I grew up on and that I still eat to this day with bananas and I do let it get soggy a little bit. I don't know how many people do that. And I do pour the cereal before I pour the milk, unlike some of the the weirdos in the world.
44:53Frosted Flakes. Okay. I like Frosted Flakes. I love Frosted Flakes. I'm going to go Dig 'em Snack, Sugar Snack. Oh, hell no. Number two, and I'm definitely winning this, Fruit Loops. Okay, I like Fruit Loops. I like Fruit Loops. I'm going Apple Jacks. What? Man, you don't stand a chance. Chat, y 'all stay with me. I'm going Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Okay, I like that. You know where I'm going? I'm going Cinnamon Nut Cheerios. You lost again, man. I like Cheerios, man. You're going to lose this rough draft. Actually, you've already lost with my first three choices. My fourth choice is Cocoa Puffs.
45:35No, no, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My third, my fourth choice is Captain Crunch. That's what I meant to say. Yeah. Uh...
45:52I meant to say Honey Nut Cheerios, not Cinnamon Cheerios. Honey Nut. I meant to say Honey Nut. Honey Nut Cheerios.
46:04Shit. I mean, we ain't eating up of those bland ass cornflakes. Man, I'm guessing, Ocho. I'm guessing. You know what, Ocho? I guess if I had to eat cereal, I hadn't had cereal in probably like 20 years. But if I had to eat cereal, my old last with prostate issues. Give me some raisin bran. Listen, my luck has been bad the past two days, man. So I'm going with Lucky Charms. Okay. And last but not least, it's the old faithful. I ate it every day for 27 years. Oatmeal. It is a cereal. John, would you tell Ash? Oatmeal. Yeah. It's called a hot cereal. Dang it. You see, I hate... Quick oats.
46:54Hold on. Hey, let's not deflect from the fact that you just lost rough draft, please. And I'm sure the chat can agree.
47:08Is oatmeal a cereal? Yes, oatmeal is a cereal. I mean, you can eat it cold. You ain't never had cold oats? Overnight oats? Yeah. Okay.
47:28Oatmeal is a cereal. And I listed it on mine. Are oats considered a cereal? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
47:44Ash is mad because I ain't picked no shredded wheat the big ass bricks they put in you can't put but two of them in a bowl yeah you ain't ever seen the big old shredded shredded wheat biscuits they got the spoon sized ones and then they got the big ones and they fall apart you buy it too
48:07so Ocho went with Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Lucky Charms, and Captain Crunch. I went with Sugar Smacks, Apple Jacks, Honey Nut Cheerios, Raisin Bran, and Oatmeal. You can see my last three is very reflective of my age. Right, right, right.
48:32Ocho, they say, what'd y 'all want me to pick? Wheaties?
48:41Man, I don't eat cereal. Man, I just been out in the loop. I put probably donuts or something in there. I can't remember last time. I had Ocho eat cereal all the time. I hadn't had cereal in probably 20 years. That's the problem. That's the problem. There's some things that you... What? Some of the things you did as a child, you need to reinvent yourself and go back to it. You feel good about yourself. Nah, my I remember Sugar Pops Nah, me and milk don't get along For real? Oh no So you can't eat ice cream and stuff? I better have lactate I always wonder I keep lactate with me, I got a little travel kit I got antacid, I got lactate I got all that stuff, oh yeah Cheese, if I eat it, oh yeah I gotta have them two tablets You can't eat cheese?
49:36Oh no Oh, I can eat it. I can eat it. But somebody's going to be in trouble. Trouble.
49:45I don't mess with it, Ocho. Hey, I've heard people that obviously are lactose intolerant. Can't eat dairy. But, dog, cheese. I drink coffee every day. So I have to have milk in there. Obviously, I get whole milk. Cheese. Hell, I eat McDonald's. Obviously, I eat it now. Because I'm older now. I eat it in moderation. I know I talk about it all the time, but I eat it in moderation. I got to have cheese. Can you imagine if the two things that I love, I wasn't able to eat because I was lactose intolerant or cheese would disturb my stomach? Well, you ain't lactose intolerant to hoo-ha. You eat that in booty.
50:24So, I mean, you good. I do what? You eat hoo-ha in booty. What? Like, you're taking a shot? Look at it. You crazy. You bringing that up and you know I'm in a situation right now. So, like, what are we doing? God damn. So you want to postpone the show for a week? We don't have to postpone the show, but don't say things that are a reflection of something that I don't have access to. I won't. Okay. You want to honorable mention. What's your honorable mention, Siri? You get two honorable mentions. Two honorable mentions? hold on let me think did I say Cocoa Puffs I'm going to go Cocoa Puffs okay Cocoa Puffs I'm going to go Rice Krispies well then Fruit Loops did I say Fruit Loops already you already said Fruit Loops you got Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Captain Crunch Lucky Charms, honorable mention is Cocoa Puffs, mine is Rice Krispies and I said Lucky Charms as well right Yes, you got Lucky Charms with your fifth choice.
51:37You know what? Reese's Puffs. Who? Reese's Puffs. They make... Reese's make cereal? Come on, man. You're not out the loop that much. I know you go to Publix. I know you go to Coopers. Man, I don't go to no damn cereal. I know you go to Ralphs and I know you go to Vons. Come on now. I don't go to no cereal, Al.
52:03I don't go to no... so listen so i i'm curious when you have company over in his breakfast time you don't have no cereal she can make downstairs or nothing they better eat eggs oh you gotta you gotta accommodate your guests on no uh door dash a deliverer and and my last cereal y 'all know nothing about this because y 'all ain't from the hood them king vitamins What y 'all know about King Vitamins? Who? Yeah. If you didn't get that WIC, you don't know nothing about King Vitamins. What's WIC? Hey, Chad. Y 'all better inform me what... You know WIC is air freshener, right? WIC ain't no... WIC is air freshener, Unc.
52:53Hey, Chad. Chad, please tell Unc what WIC is. WIC. It's air freshener. It's a government-substantized I programmed that's what it is.
53:07And they had a King Vitamin cereal. Man, y 'all heard you talking about King Vitamin was gross.
53:16There it is. Look at it. Look at it right here. You got a box? That's it right there. Who know about him? Chat, y 'all know about him? Hey, who is that on the front? King Vitamin. I know, but who? He got a heavy tan? He white or black? He white. He got a heavy tan or something? He got a heavy tan. Oh. Man, I mean, I'm trying to... Man, y 'all need me. Y 'all are wild for this one. Y 'all don't know about it. Y 'all pretend like y 'all don't know about the guy that's going to King Fidelman, but I don't. Y 'all know about that$65 book? Y 'all better stop playing. $65 book of what? Boonstamps. Oh, that's what?
54:07I think they got, they used to have an EBD card. I mean, they got the card now like a credit card. But you know what? Hey, them people still trade them off right there. Hey,$65 gets you$40 cash. They be selling them in Miami. That's good business. Yeah, what you mean in Miami? They sell them everywhere. For real? Yeah. Yeah, you get a$65 book of Boonstamp. I mean, some people get$200 a month. Hey, you trade that whole book,$65, get$40 cash. Hey, I had to take my glasses off right now. That's good business. That's good business. I don't know how to get into that type of business, but that's good business.
54:47No. Yeah, they're like, hey, the stamp. Hey, your stamp come today? Yeah, I got mine. Hey, you can tell when the people got them stamps. Hey, go to the grocery store and see all that meat in them cards. Wait a minute. Hold on. Have you seen the prices in grocery stores now? You ain't getting as much as you used to get back in the day now. Oh, they get more stamps now, though. They get, I mean, I think some people might get about$300,$400. Oh, so, okay. So how much they put on a card is increased based on? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. According to how many kids you have. Oh, wait, wait a minute.
55:27Yeah. I'm eligible? No. You just said it's according to how many kids you have. Well, if that's the case... You should have thought about that then. You can't think about it now. You make too much. Your ass go to jail. Hey, they put color people in jail for that boy's job. They do. I got, you know, I took out a pee-pee loan four years ago. I heard they put out, you know, some of the people going man somebody say their cousin get $2 ,000 a month in stamps God that's impossible
56:08$2 ,000 yeah they probably put an extra zero by accident I don't know hey the most average I mean like when I was growing up I think like $150,$200 was the most I heard somebody get but$2 ,000 but when you think about it think about it that's got to last you the entire month though Ocho Oh, shit. My grocery bill,$2 ,000 a week. Hold on. $2 ,000 and it got to last you the whole month? Yeah. That forces you to be financially savvy. It forces you. Yeah. And you're supposed to only be able to get edible products. So you're not supposed to be able to buy paper towels and things like that.
56:50Whole Foods except EBT cards. How they go, who? Whole Foods. Now you know Whole Foods. I ain't never been in Whole Foods, but I'm sure the price point on some of the stuff they sell in there, you buy one, two items, you won't have no money left. You ain't going to tell me nothing. Whole paycheck.
57:12Yeah. I mean, y 'all know I ain't lying. I got to look into that, though. If getting the EBT card or WIC is based off the number of kids you have, There's no reason. I mean. $200, like, no,$200 a month. Right.
57:36But, I mean,$2 ,000 a month. But you got to think about it, Ocho. How big is your family? Because, man, kids can eat. Kids eat your ass out of the house alone. Oh, yeah, most definitely. Most definitely. Every time. Every time. I mean, I get my kids for the summer and my cousin, I'm like, they eat like grown people. Kids eat like, I mean, once a kid hit like the age like 10, especially boys, they get 10 till they get 18. Them grown-ass men, them ain't no kids. They kids in age, but they eat grown-man portions. Yeah, that's crazy. And you know kids, they be getting seconds. We ain't getting no seconds.
58:14Go to bed. Get bread. Not back then. You got one piece, you got, you can get bread, so you get like two slices of bread, and you got one, you got, okay, you got a short thigh, and a back. You got a drumstick and a wing, but you ain't get no, you're not finna get no breast and no short thigh. Popeye got the breast. Now, that's what you got. You can get the back and maybe a short thigh or a back and a drumstick, but you wasn't getting two prime cuts of meat, not the chicken. And you better, you better eat, and you better get some bread. fill you up my grandma always say boy eat some bread stick to your ribs meat will stick to my ribs better though
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From the publisher
Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson share their funniest food moments on Nightcap, from Ocho’s snail scare to Unc’s wildest eats, plus their Top 5 cereals of all time.
6:12 - Ocho won’t eat Snails
21:34 - Craziest thing Unc/Ocho have eaten
34:25 - Top 5 favorite cereals
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