In short
This episode is a “Best of Food Talk Part 2” plus game segments. Topic 1: cookout must-haves debate—guests argue over what’s essential (ribs, chicken, hamburgers/hot dogs, baked beans, potato salad, watermelon, dessert, ice, cups/plates, music, dominoes/playing cards, alcohol) and repeatedly note the “missing” item: nobody brings a grill, which they claim ruins the cookout. Topic 2: “Spello Cinco” spelling challenge—pneumonia, Sagittarius, choraphobia, procrastinating, dyslexia. Topic 3: “Dunk on Unk” trivia about NBA records (finals MVPs, quadruple double in finals, steals, rebounds). Topic 4: budget first-date fast food—Chick-fil-A #1 (16%), Dairy Queen second, Sonic/Pizza Hut tied third; guests also discuss McDonald’s routines and splitting food. Topic 5: news—Mississippi teacher allegedly fed students dog treats mistaken for beef jerky; at least one child sought medical care.
Guests
Joe and Ocho (recurring hosts/participants). No other guest identities are provided in the transcript.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOCookout Must-Haves Draft
0:00 to 0:25
The hosts draft essential items for a cookout in a lively discussion.
“Some people use ChatGPT to answer questions.”
Cookout Must-Haves Draft
2:15 to 11:24
The hosts draft essential items for a cookout in a lively discussion.
“And what we're doing, we're talking about cookout must-haves.”
Cookout Items Debate
11:24 to 12:52
The hosts continue debating what items are crucial for a cookout and the importance of grilling.
“I know who I'm not going on Family Feud with.”
Spelling Challenge and Banter
14:59 to 21:24
A lively spelling contest ensues with humorous exchanges.
“His lifeline ain't gonna be about nothing.”
NBA Trivia Game
21:25 to 28:00
The hosts engage in an entertaining trivia game about NBA history.
“Okay, here we go, here we go Hey, Joe, he gonna get all Hold on, we gotta get the graphics up Yeah Yeah Don't worry about it, Joe Joe, your segment coming.”
NBA Quiz and Friendly Banter
28:00 to 32:20
Join the hosts as they engage in a lively NBA trivia game with humorous exchanges.
“Don't try to type down on your phone now.”
Budget-Friendly Date Spots
35:16 to 42:01
The hosts discuss top budget-friendly fast food date spots and share personal dating stories.
“Top fast food restaurant where men take women on the first date.”
Teacher Feeding Students Dog Treats
42:01 to 42:55
Explore the incident involving a teacher and dog treats mistaken for beef jerky.
“Ocho, a Mississippi teacher was fired after allegedly feeding students dog treats mistaken for beef jerky.”
Discussing the Incident's Implications
42:55 to 44:44
The hosts debate whether the teacher should have been fired for the mistake.
“At least eight children in Calhoun City High School consumed treats.”
Eating Unconventional Foods
44:44 to 45:28
The hosts share humorous anecdotes about trying unusual foods.
“I mean, listen, you eat raccoon, and so I, you, I mean.”
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Eating Unconventional Foods
47:18 to 47:44
The hosts share humorous anecdotes about trying unusual foods.
“Your away game road trip doesn't start at the kickoff.”
Eating Unconventional Foods
47:49 to 48:44
The hosts share humorous anecdotes about trying unusual foods.
“So is staying stuck, because finding out what and where just seems hard.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Shannon Sharpe:Some people use ChatGPT to answer questions. Others use it to get real work done. With ChatGPT work, you bring the goal, plus real inputs like briefs, notes, files, feedback, data, and project plans. It can help turn them into an analysis, tracker, deck outline, prototype, or workflow you can review and keep shaping. You stay in control, giving direction and choosing the final output. Put ChatGPT to work on your most ambitious ideas and projects. Get started at ChatGPT.com by selecting work mode. Available on Plus and Pro plans. When you're moving like I do, you don't always get a lot of lead time.
0:33Shannon Sharpe:Trips come together fast for production shoots, brand appearances, or filming, and I've got to be ready to go. That's where Amazon Prime can make the difference. When something comes up, you can get what you need, like carry-on chargers, noise-canceling headphones, so you're ready to show up for it. With same-day delivery, those essentials can show up in time to still make it happen so you can focus on the opportunity. That's what I like about Prime. It makes it easy to say yes when the moment shows up. Same day delivery, it's on Prime. Available in select areas. Terms apply. Visit amazon.com slash prime to find millions of items delivered fast.
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1:44It starts on the road. Before heading to the game in Eugene, take a moment to enjoy the journey and explore Tualatin Valley. located just west of Portland and north of Eugene. Sip world-class Pinot Noir, soak in picturesque views, and craft a game-day trip you'll talk about all season. Take the scenic route to Tualatin Valley and make every mile part of the game. Learn more at etvor.com slash fans. All right, Joe.
2:12Shannon Sharpe:What we're doing, okay, rough draft. We're going to take turns. You're first, Ocho's second, I'm last. And what we're doing, we're talking about cookout must-haves. Things that if you're having a cookout, you got to have. Joe, no repeats. Joe, you up first. Cookout ribs. All right. Joe got ribs. Ocho, what you got? Chicken. Okay. I'm going hamburgers. All right, Joe, you up again. Baked beans. Okay, Ocho. Hit a salad. Nah.
2:53Shannon Sharpe:What we have, whatever we put on there. I ain't gonna eat none of them, but we gonna have them glizzies.
3:03Shannon Sharpe:I ain't gonna eat none of them, but we gonna have them glizzies, Joe. At a cookout.
3:12Shannon Sharpe:Who's on? It's on you? Sodas. Okay.
3:21Shannon Sharpe:Man, I don't drink sodas, but you know people going to have them sodas there. All right, Ocho, you up. Oh, man. Somebody, you said baked beans already, huh? Yep. You said potato salad.
3:40Damn, that's a good one.
3:46Oh, man. I don't have to treat you like the draft.
3:51Shannon Sharpe:You on the clock. You going to pass you. I don't know what kind of dessert, but some kind of dessert. Yeah, you took out the whole thing. You know what, Ocho? I'm going to go something. How you going to have a cookout and you ain't got no ice? I ain't even mentioned ice is automatic. It's going to be there. No, no, no, no, no. There ain't no automatic. Well, guess what? Ribs are automatic. Chicken is automatic. Hamburgers, the hot dogs are automatic since you said automatic. Joe, you up next. What was the last thing Osho said? Dessert. You know, cake.
4:30I'm going to say at a cookout, watermelon.
4:37Shannon Sharpe:God, that's a good one. Damn, Joe. Yeah. Man, look, I can't wait for that watermelon to come on around. Who got a cookout around here? I got one. I got one all y 'all missing. Let me know what you're missing. What that? Music. The DJ. Okay. Got that one. Potato chips. Mmm. Well, hell. Dixie plates and cups. It wasn't your turn. It's Joe's turn. Look at him. There you go. You might as well go ahead and steal it, Joe. Nah, nah, nah. Don't do that. Now you said out of turn. You can't go out of turn. Come on, man. How you going? Come on, Joe. You got to wait your turn. You talking out of turn. Damn.
5:26Okay.
5:27Shannon Sharpe:Slow down. Okay. Let me know you ready. Can I go? I got something for you since we had to cook out. Dominoes and playing cards. Okay. Well, I don't know what cookout y 'all going to. Who can break the alcohol? who breaking the alcohol I'm a drink so you done been to a cookout with no alcohol hell no
5:56Shannon Sharpe:hey look here y 'all let me go last I got the hottest one I got the hottest one right here mine I'm killing y 'all guess what your soda's hot
6:10Shannon Sharpe:hey don't come here don't come here with no damn Hey, man, can I borrow somebody? No, hell no. I ain't gone. Hey, and guess what? I don't need to drink out no damn cup, Ocho. Guess what? I drank right out my cold can. Hold on. I literally might have y 'all beat if you think about it. No. Hamburgers, hot dogs, ice, potato chips, alcohol? I got chicken. I got potato salad. What you going to eat the potatoes? You going to have the potato salad in your hand? Man, y 'all... Only one person can pick cups and play with it. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Because guess what? I can eat my hamburgers.
6:58Shannon Sharpe:I can just... Hey, put it right there. Man, boy, I don't eat glizzards, but if I did, put the glizzards in my hand. Put it right here, old Joe. We finished? Is it over yet? Yeah, it's over. I was going to say, because ain't nobody say grill, so I'm trying to figure out who the hell, how we had to be cooking the food. Hey, nobody brought no grill. Hey, we out of game. Hey, guess what? I guess I'll be eating potato chips and drinking alcohol.
7:24Shannon Sharpe:Hey, we definitely got a hood party. Hey, nobody got no grill. Damn. Go on now. Yeah, I got John B. That was ribs, baked beans. Man, them cold ass ribs. Ribs and baked beans alone. You get that. It's a wrap. You good. Oh, Joe. I mean, Joe, hamburgers are hot dogs. Come on, man. It ain't going to be too. Hey, but you got to realize, Joe. Hold on. Y 'all act like we throwing a party for some five and ten years. I remember the time. There was a lot of cookouts ain't have no ribs. You know, ribs ain't. We just got some money. And people can start slapping ribs on the grill. I got y 'all beat simply because I got chicken and potato salad, right?
8:19Then I had the dessert. Not only do I have the chicken and potato salad. What dessert, Ocho? What dessert you having at the cookout? Ice cream?
8:25Shannon Sharpe:What you talking about? Peach cobbler. Well, so somebody could have said banana pudding there. Hold on, hold on. Them baked beans with that turkey up in there. You mean, man, y 'all ain't messing with that. Them ribs. I say, and I got the dominoes in the space car. And plus I got the music. Y 'all definitely not beat mine. Hey, I don't know what you, you got cups, what you drinking in the cup? I'm not even drinking no cups. I'm drinking a Czech soda. Great. Hey, don't say, Joe got the soda. You ain't got no soda. Now he said cups. He said cups and soda. Now you can't do cups and soda now. No, he got sodas with three and he got Dixie cups and plates because you spoke out of turn.
9:13Shannon Sharpe:Y 'all cheating. Y 'all cheating. Y 'all cheating. It wasn't your turn. I got excited. Yeah, and you gave Joe one and you could have had it. You might have could have won with that one. I already won. Listen, DJ, music, Frankie Beverly and Mays. Before I let go, the first song we going to play. Man, you ain't got nothing to drink. You ain't got no soda. You ain't got no liquor. At least I get liquored up. You ain't got no... Man, please. You ain't... Man. Ain't got no ice? Chicken. I don't even know what you drinking. Chicken potato salad. So let me ask you a question. Where you going to put your chicken at?
10:00Shannon Sharpe:Because most people bringing their chicken, they got to have it on ice. You ain't got to... So your chicken already spoiled before you got there. It's cooked. It's cooked. Oh, you cook it before you get to the cookout? Yeah, they bring it. Everybody got something. Everybody bring their own separate thing. Nah, Ocho. The only thing that you cook before is the potato salad and the baked beans. Man, ain't nobody bringing it. Ain't nobody cooking it. That's the whole purpose of having a cookout. You don't bring no food. You don't bring no burgers and hot dogs and ribs and chicken already cooked. Man, listen.
10:32Shannon Sharpe:And y 'all know them baked beans going to be slapping. I'm telling you, with that turkey meat in there, man. with them ribs. Nah, we want bacon. Ain't nothing going to be cooked because ain't nobody picking grill.
10:46Shannon Sharpe:First of all, ain't nobody eating nothing because ain't nobody got no grill.
10:53Shannon Sharpe:So we just going to be man, look at it. We got a nice little cookout too. We got ribs, baked beans, sodas, watermelons. We got the cups. We got chicken, potato salad, dessert. We got music. We got dominoes playing cards. We got hamburgers, glizzes, ice, potato chips, and alcohol. Man, who the hell forgot the grill? Man, I thought you was going to break it, Joe. Damn. Ocho. It ain't missing but a couple things, boy. A grill. The most important thing. A grill. Ain't nobody got no grill. Lord, have mercy. I know who I'm not going on Family Feud with. I won. Hey, name an item that you bring to the cookout.
11:41Shannon Sharpe:Ain't nobody going to say no grill. Because you're already thinking that the grill is there. You ain't talking about bringing no grill. That's crazy. All right. Now it's time for favorite segment. Now it's time, Ocho or Reliable. It's time for Spello Cinco. When you're moving like I do, trips don't always come together weeks in advance. And sometimes production shoots, interviews, or something I've got to travel for on a short notice. Like the time when I had the last minute trip to Denver and everything came together fast. Once it was locked in, I had to be ready to go. That's where Amazon Prime can make a difference.
12:18Shannon Sharpe:When something comes together quickly, you can get what you need like grooming essentials, neck pillows, eye masks, even snacks for the flights. So you're ready to show up for it. With same day delivery, all those items show up on time and still make the trip. so you can show up and focus on why you're there and not everything around it. Because at that point, it's not just about getting there, it's about making the most of the opportunity in front of you. That's what I like about Prime. It makes it easy to say yes when the moment shows up. Same day delivery, it's on Prime, available in select areas.
12:51Shannon Sharpe:Terms apply. Visit Amazon.com slash Prime to find millions of items delivered fast. Welcome to On the Field, today's hottest sports stories presented by On Nicotine Pouches. Breaking news here, the Onvitational is officially launching this October. Big names, big swings, even bigger energy. The top golf partners all under one roof. At the SoFi Center? Sounds f***ing awesome. Get all the details at OnNicotine.com. Products for tobacco consumers 21 years of age or older. Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Hey, sports fans. Your away game road trip doesn't start at the kickoff.
13:31It starts on the road. Before heading to the game in Eugene, take a moment to enjoy the journey and explore Tualatin Valley, located just west of Portland and north of Eugene. Sip world-class Pinot Noir, soak in picturesque views, and craft a game day trip you'll talk about all season. Take the scenic route to Tualatin Valley and make every mile part of the game. Learn more at etvor.com slash fans. ChatGPT can do more than answer questions.
14:00Shannon Sharpe:It can help you get real work done. ChatGPT work is built for bigger projects with multiple steps. You bring the goal along with the information it needs, like briefs, notes, files, feedback, calendars, data sets, or project plans. Then ChatGPT can help turn all of that into something useful, An analysis, a tracker, a deck outline, a prototype, or a workflow you can keep shaping. It can also use approved apps, connected tools, files, and browser contexts to help move the work forward. And you stay in control. You give direction, review drafts, approve actions, redirect the work, and choose the final output.
14:40Shannon Sharpe:So you spend less time sorting through busy work and more time making progress on the work that matters. Put ChatGPT to work on your most ambitious ideas and projects. Get started at ChatGPT.com by selecting work mode. Available on Plus and Pro Plans. Let me lock in and focus.
15:05Uh-oh.
15:06Shannon Sharpe:Damn. Oh, Joe, but guess what? We add a little wrinkle to Spell Ocico. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need no wrinkle. You can call Joe for a lifeline. Joe can help you. Okay, okay, okay. His lifeline ain't gonna be about nothing. You hear me? He can only help you for one word. He can't help you on all of them. I ain't gonna need no help. This is me. This is what I need. All right. Your first word. It's an infection in one or both of your lungs caused by bacteria, virus, or fungus. It's called pneumonia. Pneumonia. Pneumonia. P-N-E-M-O-N-I-A. What? P-N-E-U-M-O-N-I-A. Oh, come on, man. Come on, man.
16:03Shannon Sharpe:Hey, you might need to slow down a little bit. You get a little excited when Uncle going to hollering out these words. Hey, Joe, hey, listen, Joe, that's that Harvard education. I was only there for two semesters, but I'm very good when it comes to spelling. I want to spell it be in 1987, Joe. 1987. Here we go. The next word is the ninth sign in the zodiac and astrology. Sagittarius. Sagittarius. S-A-G-A-T-A-R-I-O-U-S.
16:43Shannon Sharpe:S-A-G-I-T-T-A-R-I-U-S Sagittarius Shit You know what For me, I don't know nothing about them signs The only sign I know about is the dollar sign And guess what You know about this one The wrong sign How about this, Ocho Choraphobia Choraphobia is the fear of clowns. CUL-R-PHO-BIA? CUL-R-PHO-BIA. Now you're confusing me in the way you're saying it. CUL, CUL. CUL, like... Okay, thank you. I'm glad you enunciated. That is correct. Hold on, I'm asking you. Like, CUL... Correct. What you're saying, CUL. Correct. CUL-R-PHO-BIA. C-U-L. Mm-hmm. R-O-P-H-O-B-I-A. C-O-U-L-R-O-P-H-O-B-I-A. I tell you that's not what I just said, Unc.
17:53It's not. No. I missed one letter, right?
18:03You missed a U, Ocho. Ah, come on, man. Damn. Joe, I'm right there. Joe, I'm right there. I'm not getting no more wrong. I'm ready. You're going to get the next one. I already know. I got this. Come on. See, you can't even say it. You can't give me no word. I need pronunciation now.
18:36Nah.
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18:38Shannon Sharpe:Let's give him one. We're going to give you something that we know you're going to be able to spell. Because right now you should bail. Hold on. The last three I've been right there except one letter. Ain't like I'm just getting hella wrong now. You're right.
19:01Shannon Sharpe:We'll give you a word that you can solve, that you can spell, because...
19:13Because we don't want you to go over. I ain't gonna go over, this is what I do now. I ain't gonna go over now, I'm gonna get the last two.
19:25Shannon Sharpe:Okay, Ojo. It's the art of putting off. It's called procrastinating. Oh, come on. P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-E. Procrastinate. I said procrastinating. P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-I-N-G. Procrastinating. Come on. take the e off and put ing come on now give my word don't do that you could hey i'm saying you could have called joe you hey phone a friend how about this right ocho sometimes i think you're ocho you spelling these words sometimes i think you're dyslexic dyslexia
20:21Shannon Sharpe:dyslexia hey hold on dyslexia dyslexia alright I know it's probably going to end with XIA huh
20:37Shannon Sharpe:this is your last word oh this is easy because what's the name funny Marco tried to say it right and of course D-Y-S Lexia because I used to date a girl named Lexia, right? I know dyslexia is not D-I it starts D-Y S-Lexia L-E-X-I-A because I used to date a girl named Lexia That is correct D-Y-S-L-E-X-I-A dyslexia Hey, I wonder what Lexia at, man, all these years One Ocho, you were one you were one Wait a minute, I gotta procrastinate What are you talking about? Hey, hey, you ain't gonna OFA though, bro Alright, now it's time For Dunk on Unk Okay, here we go, here we go Hey, Joe, he gonna get all Hold on, we gotta get the graphics up Yeah
21:37Yeah
21:42Shannon Sharpe:Don't worry about it, Joe Joe, your segment coming.
21:48Shannon Sharpe:It's going to be called A Cup of Joe. A Cup of Joe. All right, Chad. All right, Joe. Here you go. Joe, you should know some of these, Joe. Chad, do me a favor. Chad, please don't put the answer in there. Please don't put the answer in the chat because I think Unk will use his eyes and visibility to use that to find the answer. Unk, here we go. My computer's not even on. Okay, here we go. You ready? In the 2000s, which NBA team won a title where none of their players averaged more than 20 points per game? In the 2000s, which NBA team won a title where none of their players averaged more than 20 points per game?
22:32Wow. Yeah, I was right. I was at two of these games.
22:41Okay. Okay.
22:44Shannon Sharpe:Lakers won three. Yeah, yeah. Why are you asking? What you looking at down there? Mm-hmm. Oh, my goodness. Mm-hmm. Joe, you know this one? Yeah. Okay, okay. I'm going to say Detroit. Motherfucker. Damn. That's who I'm going with. Okay, yeah, you got that one. Joe, give me that. You know, you got to be logged on. Hey, Joe. You see, I get logged on, Joe. www.email.com. I'm logged on. That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one. Okay. You ain't going to get this one, though. Which NBA player became the first to win finals MVP without averaging 20 points per game?
23:32The first one to do it? Wait. Which player became the first, yes, to win finals MVP without averaging 20 points per game? I would say Kawhi Leonard. Ah, that is absolutely wrong. I told you. Huh? Too big for your bridges. His name is Clyde the Glide Drexler.
23:53Shannon Sharpe:Clyde didn't win finals MVP. He didn't win finals MVP. Elijah won both of them. And Portland didn't win. How you going to tell you? Ask who is it. I would say it was, is it Iguodala? No, Iguodala won after Kawhi. without averaging 20 points. So it wasn't Clyde Drexler. No. Who was the finals MVP? Who was the first finals MVP to win without averaging 20 points? I think it's Kawhi. No. In 2014. Iguodala was 2015. Wes Unsel. What? What?
24:40Shannon Sharpe:with the average
24:46Shannon Sharpe:yeah the first the first the finals MVP didn't happen until 69 and that was that was the year that uh Jerry West won it on the losing squad and then 70 the next one so Russell never won the finals MVP because by the time he was he was done so are you saying
25:09Shannon Sharpe:damn what Wes Unsell won it in 1979 he averaged 9 points a game he must have averaged 20 rebounds what year was that 78 78 because Seattle won it in 79
25:28hell nah hold on okay here we go you ready yep Who was the first player in NBA history to record a quadruple double in the finals game? In a finals game? Ooh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. Quadruple. Yeah. Yo, you should know that. Nate Thurman. Who? Nate Thurman. That is absolutely wrong. Can I tell you why it's wrong? Why? Because no one has done it.
26:06Shannon Sharpe:Ocho, you can't ask questions like that. You got to ask a question that somebody... What you got going on, man? Thank you. You see, he wanted to win so bad, Joe, he'd resort to cheating. I'm cheating. I asked you a question. Because you said who did it. Okay, and you're supposed to say nobody. Man, come on, man. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Uh-uh. In the 1974 NBA Finals in Game 6, Nate Thurman. Give me the stats, Ash. 22 points, 14 rebounds, 13 assists, 12 blocks. Give me me. Wait, that was in the – Give me me. Hold on. How you going to say give me you and she gave you the answer? I just – Joe, who did I say average it?
26:57Shannon Sharpe:Nate Thurman. I said Nate Thurman. Stop playing on – In the finals? In the finals. 1974. Nate Furman did it. He was the first to do a quadruple double. Y 'all over there cheating me. I'm joking this question from. Y 'all over there cheating me, man. Okay. Hey, if I unplug this, it'll cut this. Okay. Well, because I want him to see I ain't even got my chat. Hold on. Jordan finished showing you the computer to let you know ain't no help here. I keep telling you somebody giving you answers back there ain't nobody giving me no I don't need nobody giving me answers God gave them to me are you ready you ready you ready for the next question yeah I'm ready who won the NBA finals MVP in 1988
27:54Shannon Sharpe:1988 1988
27:59Imagine going in 80, 82. Don't try to type down on your phone now. 87.
28:13Shannon Sharpe:It's out of what? It's out of? No, I can't say out of what? You got to give me one answer. It ain't out of nobody. Who was it?
28:22Joe, you know this one, Joe? Big Game James Worthy. Hell nah. You cheating, man.
28:29Shannon Sharpe:Hell nah, hell nah. As a matter of fact, he had a triple double in the final game. Boop, there it is. And just for good measures, Kareem wanted it in 87. And then Magic wanted it in 80, 82, and 85. But gotta carry on. Hey, what you got below you? You got your phone on your hand? Where your phone at? Hold on. I know something about some hoops now. I'm long down Who holds the record for the most Rebounds in a single NBA Finals Game
29:07Shannon Sharpe:Oh Bill Russell What he had What he had They briefed him on this shit They don't brief it What he had by 32 rebounds Because first of all, Ash don't even have the questions. So she can't breach me on nothing. Aaron has them. That's you and Aaron. And her greatest joy is when you stump me. Nah, okay. Last one, last one, man. Somebody cheated, man. Who has had the most steals in the NBA final series? Ooh, that's a good one. The most steals. She had the best handles, too. Huh? This person not only, I mean, steals, but that boy got handles. Like crazy, crazy work. Okay.
30:12Shannon Sharpe:In an NBA finals.
30:21Shannon Sharpe:Joe, who you thinking, Joe?
30:29Shannon Sharpe:NBA final steals. Ugh, stop it. No.
30:39Shannon Sharpe:That wasn't it Ocho? Yeah. Ocho, Ocho the... Hey, can y 'all hear me? Ocho done blacked out. Oh man, here you go. Can you hear me? We can hear you. Yeah, we can hear you, we just can't see you. Hold on, hold on. But the answer is Isaiah Thomas. Whoa, whoa, you didn't get... I don't think I'm gonna get this one though. I don't think I'm gonna get that one. Hold on, let me, let me, I'm gonna put my camera in another outlet, hold on.
31:23Shannon Sharpe:This man here. How many have, Ocho? Six? Huh? Now you have no 20, no NBA finals game. 20 steals? Yeah, I was at that game when I said he had 20 steals. Ain't nobody have no 20 steals. How you going to tell me? Ocho. Series, Ocho. Okay, my bad. Oh, see, there you go. Ocho done. Oh, you still ain't get it right. But Ocho, you said in a finals game Finals game, finals series, you still got it wrong No, I didn't say you didn't give me a chance You blurted out the ass You asked Joe I get to phone a friend Just like you got to phone a friend You don't get to phone no friend This your sport, you know basketball You went to Harvard for two semesters I got thrown out
32:19Shannon Sharpe:I won When you're moving like I do, trips don't always come together weeks in advance. Sometimes production shoots, interviews, or something I've got to travel for on a short notice. Like the time when I had the last minute trip to Denver and everything came together fast. Once it was locked in, I had to be ready to go. That's where Amazon Prime can make a difference. When something comes together quickly, you can get what you need like grooming essentials, neck pillows, eye masks, even snacks for the flights. So you're ready to show up for it. With same-day delivery, all those items show up on time and still make the trip so you can show up and focus on why you're there and not everything around it.
32:56Shannon Sharpe:Because at that point, it's not just about getting there, it's about making the most of the opportunity in front of you. That's what I like about Prime. It makes it easy to say yes when the moment shows up. Same-day delivery, it's on Prime, available in select areas. Terms apply. Visit Amazon.com slash Prime to find millions of items delivered fast. Welcome to On the Field, today's hottest sports stories presented by On Nicotine Pouches. Breaking news here, the Onvitational is officially launching this October. Big names, big swings, even bigger energy. The top golf partners all under one roof.
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35:01Shannon Sharpe:so you spend less time sorting through busy work and more time making progress on the work that matters. Put ChatGPT to work on your most ambitious ideas and projects. Get started at ChatGPT.com by selecting Work Mode. Available on Plus and Pro Plans. You cheated, man. Top fast food restaurant where men take women on the first date. DatingNews.com surveyed 3 ,000 American singles getting them to dish on their favorite budget-friendly dating spot. The number one answer was Chick-fil-A, with 16 % of the daters choosing the chicken joint as their go-to fast food date spot. Second place option on the first date, simple ice cream treat, Dairy Queen.
35:50Shannon Sharpe:Third place came in a tie between Sonic Drive-In and Pizza Hut. I rock with Pizza Hut, because I love some Pizza Hut. I ain't gonna lie. My sister, we used to go, I used to have, I think it was Tuesday night, they have buffet-style all-you-can-eat pizza was like$5. So my sister would take my brother and I there. Ocho, what you think about that? Chick-fil-A is the number one spot for budgetary-friendly dating spots. Chick-fil-A was 16%. Second place option was Dairy Queen Ice Cream. I love Dairy Queen. That's all we had in my hometown. And third was a tie between Sonic and Pizza Hut. I've never been to Sonic, but hey, uh ron smear foots he loves something he loves they got them like they got like slurpees or something don't they got something like a slurpee like ice okay yeah okay okay you know what i like it i like it chick-fil-a um is to me i consider i consider a new a new trend everyone loves it if you no matter where you live if you go to chick-fil-a no matter where you go he's not slurpees get off my computer stop writing hey the the line is always around the corner at chick-fil-a always around the corner so I understand that people like they got great service though man boy they get you up out of there don't they they have them live they have them people outside when the walk they talk is on how about I help you put your card in here poof boy hey when I get fries hot when it comes when it comes when it comes to customer service they are elite I could be honest I've never been to Chick-fil-A but I've heard the stories My kids go to Chick-fil-A They told me, I see the commercials, I see the funny videos On Instagrams and TikToks Sometimes, so I understand I understand why they're probably number one For me, you know how my routine Has always been On first dates, you know, throughout my tenure And my years of my hand At dating, I always go to McDonald's I always go to McDonald's And I normally order number seven For those of you that eat McDonald's in the chat, the number seven is two cheeseburger meal.
37:59And I just get that. I don't even order her nothing else because we already got two cheeseburgers. So we both split a cheeseburger. We got the fries and I get two straws. We could drink from it. We could drink. Oh, no.
38:10Shannon Sharpe:I ain't drinking behind no bottle, no first date. Boy, you lost all your mind. We ain't drinking with no same cup. Hey, that's romantic. That's romantic. Boy, this ain't no lady in the tramp. That's what I'm about to say. like Lady in the Tramp, the spaghetti, you know? You both put the... No! No! Big N, Big O, no! See, Unc, you're not living, man. You're not living. You got to do Excite. That's exciting. And then, listen, when you take them, right, you go to McDonald's, right? Boom. Then you take them to the Executive Palace. Now, only the people in the chat. Yeah, listen, you got... When you find you a new one, when you go to Miami, take it to the Executive Palace.
38:51Rooms ain't number$30.
38:53Shannon Sharpe:Man, I wish I would have made the$30. They got jacuzzis, they got jacuzzis. They got the strobe light in there. And you probably have condoms floating on the water. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. They clean very well now. They clean very well. That's what I do on my first dates. Because, listen, I can already do the five-star restaurants. I can already do the nice five-star hotels. We know I can do that. I got money, um. I'm rich. But I want to know, can you enjoy yourself at the lesser things in life? The things that I grew up in. The places I used to go. You know? I know I can do all the things. I can't be enjoying myself if I'm looking around like this and like, damn.
39:32Shannon Sharpe:What's about to come out from under this bed? Nah, nah. If they can't appreciate it. I'm talking about me. I ain't talking about them. Okay, okay. Okay, my bad. Okay, my bad. But I really think, you know, not only in saving money. but the two straws splitting the cheeseburgers that's romantic man women never forget that I don't want a damn cheeseburger on no first date alright man oh okay at least try the executive palace in Miami but I do like the Chick-fil-A Chick-fil-A hook it up I want to go to the one store in Atlanta it's like Mr. Sharp what would you like I'd like to get the number one with no pickle large waffle fried lemonade.
40:17Shannon Sharpe:Like any sauces, ketchup? Nope. Mr. Sharp, this was on me. And I... Simple. I like that. A lot of other places they be, you know, half of your back, ketchup. Bro, I got 40 nuggets. You give me two sauces. So what I'm supposed to do? What's the other sauce? Spit? I mean, damn. Bro, what y 'all holding on to the sauce for? Can I get an extra napkin? They give you one napkin, Ocho. Hey, yo. Don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about it. But y 'all see? Chick-fil-A. Dairy Queen. I used to love Dairy Queen because that was all we had in our hometown. And Sonic driving a pizza hut. You know what, Ocho?
41:04Shannon Sharpe:I might do that. And you know what I'm going to get me? I'm going to get me a pickup truck with that big seat. Let my girl sit in front of me so I can be driving with my arm. Right. But listen to me. If you got that pickup truck This would be perfect though Check it out In Miami Man ain't nobody driving no damn pickup truck in Miami Ocho You can rent one Oh lord You gotta take a date Listen to me You gotta take it to the executive palace Get the room You could pull in the room It got a garage Boom you pull in You get the key Pull in the garage Boom let the garage down You walk upstairs the lights everything this and the room gonna be set the jacuzzi gonna be warm already the strobe light gonna be gone she could put on the show for you because they got a stripper pole in there you hear me yeah put a stripper pole in there y 'all go to chick-fil-a get your little food hit the room bomb after y 'all do what y 'all do you know you shade the covers then you can hit the hard rock casino y 'all go gambler a little bit i don't like it i don't like to have nothing in my stomach because you know them sparks work better when you got to empty stomach because our blood go you know what I'm saying speaking of the sparks I don't mean it's rude I know we got company watching but I need a couple of things I got you say no more you know what I'm saying I don't like to eat I don't like to drink you drink too much I ain't gonna mess up no good dick pissing you getting all this you ain't finna mess this old good wood up oh no you get all this all of it so I didn't stomach, blood, I had nothing in my sister for like four, five hours.
42:42Shannon Sharpe:Right, right, right. Okay, okay, okay. Ocho, a Mississippi teacher was fired after allegedly feeding students dog treats mistaken for beef jerky. At least eight children in Calhoun City High School consumed treats. The district alerted the affected children's parents of the situation. At least one child was taken to the doctor with a stomach ache. The incident reported transpired during what was intended as a birthday celebration for a few students. The local outlet continued.
43:19And how did, did he do that on purpose? Or did he mistakenly, I'm curious now. I mean, some of the dog food do be looking like, some of the dog food do be looking like real food for real. Yeah, like, I know, I eat beef jerky. I already know I beef jerky slim jams I pork rinds pork skins I do all that but I'm curious how do you confuse the dog treats for the beef jerky you know unless it's something that you don't frequently eat if it's something that you don't frequently eat I can see where you make that mistake they had to be they had to be like small kids I'm thinking they small kids
43:54Shannon Sharpe:right yeah gotta be they ain't know no better yeah and you know you think the teacher deserved to be fired if it was an accident it? Oh, that's tough. That's tough. You know, that's a fireable offense. That's a fireable offense because the parents are going to be highly upset and they're going to ask for your job. They're going to ask for your job. You have to know better, especially in that situation. As a teacher, you have to know what you're feeding your kids. You got to because you're responsible. I didn't know what I'm feeding my dogs. I eat my dog food. I try. I try my dog food. For real?
44:30Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. Damn. You know what? I mean, with some of the things you eat based on where you eat, that ain't even too far-fetched. You really playing? Yeah, no, I try it. I always try it. Everything. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. I mean, listen, you eat raccoon, and so I, you, I mean. You eating worse, Ocho. Name one thing I eating worse outside of McDonald's. Cheeks. Cheeks. And I ain't talking about pig cheeks. I'm talking about booty cheeks. Can I tell you something? Yeah. Can I tell you something? You take my chicken? How many people do you eat? what it tastes like chicken oh it tastes like chicken it depends now if she don't take a shower it's a little tart but you can get by that you can get by that you know just swirling your tongue around about one minute you know but if you take a shower then it's like it's a little fruity especially depending on what kind of yeah depending on what kind of dove soap she use hey I'm telling you hey in 2025 you gotta start eating ass you need to evolve you need to it's like technology you know.
45:33Shannon Sharpe:Whoa! But that's what I don't get. That's what I don't get. Y 'all talking about, oh, dog at the table. And women, y 'all notorious. Yeah. Got that much tongue in the man's booty. And y 'all talking about my dog at the table. Guys, y 'all talking crazy. And the same thing, y 'all like toes, elbows, booty, all that. And y 'all talking about my dog at the table? Hold on, there's one more area. There's one more area you gotta look now. Get you some ice, right? Get you some crushed ice. get the ice, crush it up, and you lick the back of a kneecap. See, that's a sensitive area. That area is really never, ever touched.
46:10Now, this is what you do now. You hear me?
46:12Shannon Sharpe:You start from the top. From the hoo-ha. You start from the hoo-ha. You go. Okay. All right. New episode of Lincoln Lawyer's on.
46:25Shannon Sharpe:As soon as you talk about Lincoln's up, okay, right there. Oh, man, this is a good episode. I ain't seen this one before.
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47:22It starts on the road. Before heading to the game in Eugene, take a moment to enjoy the journey and explore Tualatin Valley. located just west of Portland and north of Eugene. Sip world-class Pinot Noir, soak in picturesque views, and craft a game day trip you'll talk about all season. Take the scenic route to Tualatin Valley and make every mile part of the game. Learn more at etvor.com slash fans. Get the feeling you should maybe get out more, see and do more? Totally normal. So is staying stuck, because finding out what and where just seems hard. A Do More subscription brings you concerts and comedy, sports and museums.
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