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23:46Man, Jayden Dane's going to feast, man. He's going to feast if McDaniels health to hell. It ain't no guarantee. Look, we know as a Cowboys fan, we know Washington and our division, man. I know y 'all high on Washington. They ain't got digs. But, hell, McDaniels got to come back. He got to show us what he got, Uncle Joe. Well, he'll show you. You about to find out. What do you mean? You'll see it up close and personal. Hey, you sure is. Y 'all got Washington better than us, the Cowboys? They don't need to be better than y 'all. Well, that's how y 'all talk. I'm going to ask you a question. Listen.

24:16Hold on, Joe. Y 'all got the better offense, Joe. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say y 'all got the better offense. But listen, what we not going to do, we not going to forget what Jaden Daniel did. Man, you standing talking about something happened two, three years ago. Man, we talking about now. Two, three. He going into year three, Joe. All I'm saying is he had a little injury last year. I know he had a hell of a rookie. I ain't taking that from him. But, you know, his second year was built around injuries, bro. You know what I mean? Like, he got to do a better job. We got to see if he can make it through a damn season.

24:52That's all I'm saying. But you make it seem like Dak Prescott had no injuries either now. When? After he broke his ankle ever since then. What about that hamstring that caused him to miss eight games? When? Last year? Two years ago. See, y 'all talking about old stuff. Man, I ain't. This was old stuff with Jaden Daniels. He ain't got hurt this year. Nah. This happened last year. with Jayden Daniels. I'm talking about right now. Yeah. Hold on. Didn't C.D. Lamb get hurt last year? He got me. He had a little Fender Bender. Oh, yeah, exactly. And he had a little what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll be all right.

25:31C.D. be one of the more way more, one of the more driverless cars. He got to be more careful. Hey, listen, listen. But if C.D. don't get hurt, for real, for real, you probably don't see Pickens show out the way he showed out neither. Pickens going to show out. I ain't saying, I ain't, I'm not saying. But listen, listen to me, Joe. Pickett is not one of those players that needs a volume of catches to get his yards. You throw him two or three balls, man, that might be 100 yards based on the route that he run. He going to take a slant. He going to take a hitch. He going to give you 20, 30 out of that every time.

26:08And then a deep ball, he going to get a deep ball. Boom, before you look up, he got three catches. He got 100 yards. Now, CD, you know, he going to slant it. He going to get in that slot, you know, run your stick route. You know, got a little zone. He going to sit there, boom, get down. Man, listen, the Cowboys are the better offense. But I like Diggs. I like Diggs over there with the commanders. He's going to be a vital piece of that offense to keep that chain moving and can't nobody cover him. He could be in the slot. He could play on the outside. And you got Scary Terry. Hey, I'm trying to figure out who the number three is over there with the commander's chat.

26:46Damn, I can't remember the number three. Well, he was a two, but he's a three-nine. L.A. Diggs over there, bro. I think he going to be rejuvenated, obviously, trying to have another 1 ,000-yard receiving year. I think he going to be great, considering everything that's been surrounding him, going on around him. I think he going to be locked in, bro. I think he going to be locked in. Yeah, most definitely. Most definitely. Hey, I know Diggs. I know Diggs won't see this, man. Diggs, come on, join the show, boy. Oh, yeah, get him on in, man. Come on, join the show, man. Sit down with us, man. Hey, give us 20, 30 minutes of your time.

27:20You hear me? Diggs. Hey, somebody clip this and send it to Diggs on Instagram. You hear me? Hey, Diggs, come holler at your boy, man. Sit down with us, man. You know, look, we don't know we're politicians. The number that Diggs was scheduled to make last year, Ocho, I just didn't see that. I just didn't see him getting that. He's$25,$30 million. Yeah. I just didn't see him getting that in New England. This is a good number for him. I mean, that's a pretty good number. I mean, he probably got about$7,$8 million, probably another$4 or$5 million in the sentence, with that being said. Yeah. I just don't know what he hoped to accomplish by doing what he was doing.

28:07That's what I don't get. And then people, this is what I don't get. Free Iyuk. What? What are you talking about? Y 'all would rather see this man, y 'all, oh, he showed them, y 'all would rather see this man mess up his money? This man gave up$26 million. Y 'all would have seen the man mess up his money? Not me, man. Oh, that hurt. Oh. Don't encourage the man to do foolishness. Come on, Chad. Come on, people. Don't encourage them to do foolishness. Hey, I know we're young, too, Uncle Joe. But one thing about the NFL, boy, they don't play no games. They will move on without you. Absolutely. Because there are a lot of receivers that can give you the same production that he was doing without the baggers having to deal with the baggers.

28:57At a third of the price. Certain people. Damn. Hey. Hey, that's tough. The NFL will move on. I've seen, Ocho, you've seen some of the greatest receivers. You're not good. They'll tolerate you until they can replace you. I'm on that. I'm going to say that again, Chad. Listen to me. They'll tolerate you until they can replace you. Hello. Oh, yeah. Production intolerance. ask yourself, this kind of behavior that Brandon Ayuk has exhibited, is his reduction worth the tolerance that he's going to come along with it? Hell no, it's over with, Uncle Ochoa. I'm sorry. It's over with. It's over with.

29:48Boy, them people don't play. Well, I ain't telling what somebody told me. I'm telling what I know. I don't see guys act a fool. That's the goal. Might get him right on up out of there. Yeah.

30:07Hey, I don't care, guys. I don't care. We're going to do things my way. Okay, you got me. You got me. I like him. I like him. I don't know if IU has a team or he has people. Man, reach out to the man. You reach out to everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just, I just, man, he's too good. You talking about IU? Hey, Joe. He too good, Joe. Yeah, man, he too good, man. We talking about route running? Huh? We talking about getting open? Talking about surgical? Yeah. With them routes? Man, he be long on somebody's team. I just, I just, whatever's going on, I don't know what's going on. I just want him just to X that, man, and get in camper.

30:52Even if it's back to the 49ers. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know what I mean? Joe, I don't know, Joe. They ain't letting him go for a reason, Joe. They ain't. Uh-uh, Joe, they not bringing that man in now, bro. Oh, Joe, oh, Joe. Whatever you need to do. Because I don't want him to get no money. Because I don't want him to file no grievances. I just need him to keep acting like this. Yeah. Because I know you want to take this to the Players Association and then file a grievance and you have to give your money. We're not going to give you none of this money back. We're going to teach you what you're doing.

31:20Hold on. Hey, acting a fool ain't making it no better. That's why we keep that. They're going to use that against him. Thank you. Exactly. Damn. Yeah, that's all. Yeah. Hey, Joe, he playing a game. This is what I hate to say. I mean, a lot of people in the chat, you know, they might enjoy it. They see it as entertainment and, yeah, free IU and all that. But you're not going to beat the machine. I don't think he's going to beat the machine. I don't think he's going to beat the machine. You got to play their game sometimes even when you don't want to. you got to play their game I agree don't say that because you know the chat I ain't playing nobody game okay you'll stay unemployed unemployed I mean man listen so you think they gonna let Brandon I do go to Joe Joe they say the NFL made 14 and a half billion you think they gonna let a guy that's making a hundred million dollars wreck that no sir ain't nothing getting in the way of that boy and if they can find a way to get some mud back here they gonna do that too

32:2414 they just cut everybody every NFL team about to get 453 million dollars damn let me repeat that the salary cap is 301 453 every NFL team yeah now mind you y 'all do realize the Seattle Seahawks just sold every owner is gonna get a piece of that. Okay? Now, I just cut you a check for$453 ,000. You're about to get about, say, a$200 million,$200 million, maybe a little bit more from the sale of the Seahawks. And guess what? I ain't sold a ticket yet, Ocho. I ain't sold concession. I ain't sold no parking. I ain't sold no merchandise. I ain't had not one other concert in there. And I already done clear.

33:14I'm about to clear$600 million. before I do that. Now, you mean to tell me, you think I'm about to let a jack leg, a hard ankle, mess that up? No, sir.

33:28That was my grandfather. He used to call a boy. Hey, he tell my aunt, yeah, see, you got that with no good hard ankle.

33:39Hey, I want him to get right, man. I want him to get right. I want to see him on the field. I want to see him contribute. I want to see him doing what he does, running routes, slicing dudes up, whether it's with the 49ers or whether it's somewhere else, just tighten up and do whatever you need to do. I don't know. I don't know what he needs to do. I just want to see him on the field. He dealt with an injury, right? What are you towards, ACL or something? Towards ACL. It's been, what, two years now? Yeah. Yeah. Because last year, when he tore, like, early in the season, I think he tore it like week four, week five, two years ago.

34:15Yeah. So he missed the rest of the season. He missed all last season. Most people come back from an ACL. ACL, I mean, look. Can we just take, let's just take, this is Adrian Peterson. We're going to send him over here. We're going to compare nobody ACL injured to Adrian Peterson. That's what I was going to say. But normally, Ocho, at least after a year, this man was seven months because he got injured late in December and came back and won the MVP. With that being said. Crazy. Come on now. Come on now, you. Get yourself together. Team, family, loved ones, friends. Put your arm around a young man and let him help get him right.

34:57He's leaving too much money on the table. But, hey, who's to say there ain't nobody done that, though? Ain't nobody tried that. You're right, Joe. You're right. I just can't say it. That's very presumptuous of me. I'm saying that because I can't see nobody who's close to him and see him acting out like that who hadn't reached out to him and try to, you know, calm that down, bro. I mean, come on.

35:21Damn. That might not. I think about it. I said, B8, that might be the one player. But I ain't got his information. You think he'll respond to me? I'll send him a DM on Instagram? Try to see. No. All they can do. Ocho, all you can do is reach out. Yeah. Are you laughing, Joe? Man, are you really going through something, bro? The antics... Yeah, now, listen, I understand he's going through something, but I want to see sticks, huh? I want to see that number 11 on that field, boy. You know? I just understand. I know what you're going through, but the machine you're trying to fight against, that's a battle you're not going to win.

36:06And I understand that window opportunity is so small. I'm not sure how old he is right now, but you're not making it any easier for yourself because you acting a fool, right? And they have your rights, and other teams not going to touch you. But it will blackball... Man, don't get me started. Yeah, I'm a... I don't have the kind of relationship that you have with the young... I've been gone too far, too long, Ocho, and I'm not, you know, I don't have no summits or anything like that, so I'm not very familiar with a lot of these young guys. Or I would, you know, if it's somebody that I really know.

36:43I don't really have a problem reaching out. And when I say I reach out, I reach all the way out. I'm going to get in contact. I'm not going to just get in contact. I'm going to see you. I'm going to let you see me. Yeah. Because I want to be in your presence. I want you to feel me. I want you to know that I'm there. I want you to know that I'm in your corner. Because sometimes, Ocho, and I like to use this analogy, if you're 50 feet out, Ocho, and I throw you a rope that's 45 feet long, how much have I helped you? Sometimes I've got to bring the rope all the way to you, Ocho. You see what I'm saying, Joe?

37:13Yeah. Sometimes you got to go meet the person where they are. Damn. Because a lot of times we're like, oh, I'll help you, but you need to help yourself. No, go all the way to him. Go all the way to him. I don't know what he's got going on. Some people can overcome some things and some people can't. And some people need to know that they got somebody there in their corner that's pulling for them, that's wanting them to do. like I said I don't know Brandon IU I don't I think he's immensely talented and I think he's squatted I think I don't know what caused him to have this distaste in his mouth

37:57could be that injury you don't know how people you don't know how people react when they have injuries and they sideline them and they put them on the shelf and they can't play the game that they love, that they've been playing since they were six, seven, eight years old. You know what I mean? You don't know how a guy going to respond to that, bro. You don't. It's something internally, though, with the organization. It's something internally that hasn't gotten out yet. He hasn't actually said it, but to be going back and forth with them and not wanting to return and actually giving money back.

38:33We've never seen anything like that. We've never seen someone forego that kind of money to say I don't want to be here. I had to grow until when they gave me too much change at the store. I had to grow in to get that money back. But for the longest time I walked right up out of there. I had to hold the chat. I had to grow into that. You gave me too much change. When I was younger damn. I am. I am. In the pocket it win. You're a better man than me here. They gave me too much Ocho. I just felt it was meant to be mine. Damn, Joe! You see it as a blessing, Joe. It's a blessing. Hey, it's a blessing, man.

39:18Yeah. You gave me too much. It was meant for me to have that. Damn. I got you. I'm with you when you're right, bro. But it don't make me no bad brother, you know. Yeah, that make you a bad brother there. You know that ain't your money. You know that ain't your money, Joe. That make you a bad brother there.

39:39my grandma was quick son don't do that God won't bless you

39:46everybody be walking to bless him she thought I'd have that God won't bless you as much church as I went to ties and offerings I just felt like if you made a mistake like that man that's one number God you know what I mean yeah look at it won't he do it won't he do it yeah yes he will and I won't give it back. Hey, hey, hey, Joe. Yeah, hey. Who about to go against God's wishes? Hello. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Hey, you know what? You know, it's funny. I always think about down here in the Florida Keys, you know, along the beaches here sometimes in Fort Lauderdale. It hadn't really happened in Miami, but in general, you know, people on the beach, you know, they relaxing, Joe, and sometimes ashore, you know, some keys, Joe.

40:31Stay with me now. They wash up ashore. there'd be a lot of us sometimes and they'd be calling the police turning it in. Hey, listen, God, I done seen what you done for us now. Go ahead and let that wash up, Ocho. I'm going to find something to do with it. If it's keys washing up, I can't do nothing with the keys, brother. But if it's that moolah, boy, they ain't going to hear nothing about that. They ain't going to hear nothing about packing that in my bag. I'm gone. Yeah. I'm hoping it's a key. I can open up a safe or something with it. I don't need no keys. I need a key. I can't do nothing with no keys, man.

41:14I can't do nothing with that. Yeah. It'd just be so funny. They'd be turning in quick and they reward them with a badge or a letter certificate. I'm like, what the hell? It's funny because I be saying people, oh man, they done found two million in their backyard. Why the hell would you call authorities? Man! I'm finna put this under the bed. I'm finna put this under the bed. Yeah. There would be signs that I came into a pot of money. Hey, all of a sudden, my house worth about$50 ,000, and you see a giraffe in the backyard. There might be a sign, Joe and Ocho. I came into some money. This man live in a house called$50 ,000, and he got a giraffe.

42:10Yep. Got a giraffe. Hey, listen. I ain't going to hold you. Hey, you know I was looking at some hyena. Come on, Ocho. No, I want no hyena. Yeah. But, hey, you got to understand, Joe. I'm out here. I'm out west in Miami. So around me ain't nothing but land. You hear me? You know? So obviously I don't have the right license to be able to own a hyena cub. But I was just inquiring about it. Hey, Ocho, it's funny you say that, because I've been wanting me a little capuchin monkey for quite some... Oh, you didn't hear that, Joe? You don't need no license for that? You want one of them monkeys that hang over?

42:52They$1 ,500. No, they're about$1 ,500. No, hell no, they're not. They about$9 ,000. They about$9 ,000,$10 ,000. Wait, it went up? Come on,$1 ,500? You must go into somebody who's working in the backyard in Florida someday. I'm going to exotic. Hey, no, Joe, man. I got back. Joe, hey, listen to me. I got a homeboy in the hood named Leroy. Boy, we can get you a capuchin for$300. No, no. Hey, look here. Huh? And it comes with everything. Hey, Joe, you best ride a mess with our own children. He done got you a baby wrangling tang. And the next thing you know. That's about to be hell out of you. Hey, Joe, let me tell you.

43:31Hey, Joe, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Listen, I could put this out there. But we got boosters down here in Miami. We're not talking about that. We got boosters for animals. We got boosters for carbs. We got boosters for clothes. Well, you want a capucho? I can get your capucho for$300. Ocho, Ocho, Ocho. He going to have all his shots? He going to have the shots and all that? Huh? Yeah. You got to get the shots on your own. Hey, Joe, we can get you the monkey, man. We can't have it. The people I've been looking at, they breed them. They're about$8 ,000 to about$12 ,000.

43:59I want a black cap. I want a black cap capuchin. Hey, Joe, you got a lot of room in that palace, huh? See, when you got money, you don't know what to do with. You see what you buy? You start buying shit you don't need. A black cap capuchin? They ain't nothing. What do you mean? Joe, they going to be jumping all through your house. I want a black badge Rolls Royce. That's what I want. The only thing black is a black badge Rolls Royce. I want no damn capuchin monkey. Hell no. Yeah. Now, if you told me, say, hey, I'll get you a raccoon, or I'll get you a hollywood, little miniature goats, little miniature cows, horses, something like that, that I can work with that.

44:40Yeah. And you know what, Joe, don't get a capuchin, because it's going to be all over the house. You're going to be able to control it. You should get you a lemur. Hold on, hold on. Get you a lemur. When I told you, now, you should go to Florida every summer, Uncle Ochoa. I should go out there and train, hang out, work out. I used to be out there for like two and a half, three months after the summer. And I had this lady who used to raise them. She brought like three of them over to the crib. They ain't, hey, hey, hey. She had them tame. Like, they smart as I don't know what. I want me a black cap capuchin.

45:08But let me ask you a question, Joe. Are you going to work with that black capuchin like she worked with them every single day? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Go to get him there. You say that. Hey, hey, hey, hey. My job, my job now, I don't work until at night. You know, I get on at night with y 'all. It's my job. So throughout the day, I can hang out with my black cap, Kapusha. Let me ask you question. You know what my dog? Huh? Hey, you think them kids something? Get one of them. You think them kids had your ass a fit? Hey, hold on. The lady told me because she spent so much time with them that she don't really have a break, bro.

45:48They real like kids. They are like, absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Anytime you get a wild animal, and they are wild animals that you're trying to domesticate, you have to give your... That is all you do. Even with a raccoon. Look, my cousin had a squirrel named Groucho. My uncle...

46:17Had a squirrel, a past squirrel named Groucho. My uncle cutting trees with the pulpwood. Cut the tree down. Squirrel fell out the nest. My uncle brought it home. They raised it. And they used to let him go. He'd climb up the tree, do all that stuff, and come back. Man, they let Groucho out one day. He never came back. Put it with that piece and gone. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'll tell you what, Joe. If you get the capuchin monkey, I'm going to go through the proper, the legal procedure, and I'm going to get me a hyena cub. What you going to do with a hyena cub, though, Ocho? I mean, domesticating.

46:54I mean, you ain't eating. Hey, Joe, I done looked up how much it cost to feed him and all. I done looked up everything. Hyena cub, bro. Yeah. Well, hey, Jack, y 'all might as well enjoy nightcap while you can. One guy gonna get eating, and the other guy gonna be so damn busy he ain't gonna be able to do nightcap. So let's go ahead and enjoy nightcap while you can. Hold on. Hyenas are just like big dogs. They very lovable. I ain't going. I ain't going. Lovable. Nah. No. I love it. Like I said, I want me a little. If you told me I can get me like a mini goat, I mean, a couple of years, I might move somewhere.

47:35They got them. I get a mini goat. They got them mini goats. I know, but I can't. Nah, but they be fainting, though. They be fainting too much. Joe, it was 113 degrees here today. Where I would put a mini goat in? A little mini. A little mini. horse. Hey, I want to get me a borrow. I get me a borrow hog or something, you know. I don't know. I don't know. The mini goat thing, it sounds good. I like little mini goat, little mini horse, little mini sheep. I like all that. I like that. I like all that. I like hogs. We grew up on a farm. I like hogs. We had males. We had a Durock male named Kelly. Yeah.

48:11Kelly could ask. I'm saying, what hogs do when you have hogs on your property? What they do? Well, my grandfather used to raise hogs, raise them. I mean, some was for us that we killed. My grandfather would kill and eat, and some he would sell. Number one pigs, I mean, somewhere between, you want to sell them somewhere between 225, maybe like 270. Yeah. Then you're number two, so forth and so on. So we had a Durock male named Kelly. Kelly Falk. We had a Chester White named Bill. We had a Hampshire named Sonny. Sonny probably weighed about 700 Damn Oh yeah We could ride Sonny like a horse I should have had my brother tell you about Sonny My grandfather but he had tusks like this here Joe And my grandfather Obviously the grandkids started coming over more And my grandfather say You know he ended up selling it But yeah we had We always had names for our hogs Like Sonny, Kelly, Bill Kelly Oh yeah Hey, Uncle Joe, look, this is actually possible.

49:22I need to really look into this, right? If I plan the house of hyena for commercial education or zoo sanctuary purposes, listen, you must register as an exhibitor or dealer under the Federal Animal Welfare Act through the USDA Animal and Planet Inspect. I mean, I could do that. Oh, Joe, you gone too much. You gone too much. Let me ask you a question. Who going to take care of him when you gone? Yeah. His kid? I'm going to have a handler but see now he's going to be used to the handling not used to you well you know I'm going to be here though so think about this right Rick Ross right Ross got horses cows and he got two bites two buffalo but he got a handler no he have hands to watch his farm so I mean look if you're dealing with cattle Ash family Ash used to have probably 2 ,000, 3 ,000 head of cattle.

50:20Damn. Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah, they have like 10 ,000 acres. Damn. Oh, Jesus. So you have to have hands. But you, but they ain't pets. Ash mom, the pets were chicken, the peacocks. That's something entirely different than having like livestock. Livestock, listen, as someone that grew up on a farm, you don't realize how much work it is. And I know you're not going to have one because you don't want to spend no money. It's expensive. Because guess what? Animals, they want to get out. They want to go where they want to go. And to try to keep cattle. Now, cattle is a little bit easier to keep in, maintain, than, say, hog.

51:06Hogs going to root. They're going to root your fence up. They're going to get out. They're going to go. They got a mind of their own. They're going to do the hell they want to do. but with that being said, Ocho, nah, you don't want that. You know, you got to think about it too. You think about a high full grown hyena. We talk about a hyena as a cub. He going to get big. What, you going to get a pygmy hyena? No, I'm just saying. I mean, he'd be domesticated at that point and trained. No. You do realize, Ocho, they thought Monte Core, Sigford and Roy, They thought those were domesticated, didn't they?

51:45Yeah, see they train and put, making them do all them tricks and stuff. Shoot, I'd be frustrated too. So let me ask you a question. What are you gonna have him do? What you gonna have him do? Chilling, just relaxing at home. You know how cats are. No, that's not a cat. That's a cat. His instincts. You ever heard of hyena? Yeah, I know the hyenas, yes. It's perfect. But you gotta realize, Ocho, any animal, I don't care what it is, he's gonna do, eventually he will do what he was intended to do. That's why I tell people when they watch the Westminster Dog Show, they say, oh, that's a pretty dog.

52:18Oh, I want to get that dog. That dog is going to do what it is intended to do. You go get a border collie and then you wonder why you got your kids riding up in the damn corner. Because that's what he does. He hurt.

52:38Hey, that's a good one. That's what a dog does. The dog, Adam is going to do what it's intended to do.

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57:045 guaranteed. Lion spending that cheese. Gibbs, 3 years, 67.5. Hutchinson, 4 years, 180. Jack Campbell, 4 years, 81. Jerry Goff, 4 years, 212. Amon Ross St. Brown, 4 years, 120. Pene Sewell, 4 years, 112. Jamison Williams, 3 years, 80. Kirby Joseph, 4 years, 85. Alam McNeil, 4 years, 97 million. hey this is their window right now this is their window they're not going to be able to keep all these people on that team not with the payroll looking like that you got probably back a two you probably got two more years two more Ojo you got to break this up you're going to have to break it up anyway you're going to have to break it up anyway I'm just being honest you're going to have to break it up anyway but go ahead Ojo No, I was just going to say, I told you Jameer Gibbs was obviously going to leap.

58:04He was going to leapfrog B. John. But not only that, and we talked about it yesterday. You mentioned, what's my young bull name? Jeremiah Love? The Colts, man. No, the Colts. Oh, you talking about Taylor? Oh, yeah, Jonathan Taylor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You see, he got paid this morning. Where did he get? 22? I said it yesterday. I said it yesterday. I said, yeah, he up too. He up too. They gave him a little extension. older, John DeTaylor. He a little older. He's like 28. But hey, the thing was, they didn't have to do anything with him because he still had two years left, but he had no more guaranteed.

58:40But he said, hold on. Bro, y 'all see how many carries y 'all gave me these last three, two years? Boy, y 'all got to break me off something. Yeah, give me a little something. Hold on, he probably led the league in carries, isn't he? Only Derrick Henry had more. Derrick Henry, yeah. He has to be paid based on the type of back he is. And how good he is right now. You can't have him. And based on the offense that he is. Because guess what? He's getting the line shield of damn carries. Yeah. He deserves that. He deserves that. But listen, the way the pay, where the pay grade is right now, the top three running backs in the league, obviously you have the same other bell cows that are really good.

59:18McCaffrey, Derrick Henry, Saquon Barkley. And, I mean, listen, the torch is passed over to the young bulls now. I think there was a stretch there where the running back felt they weren't valued. And now all of a sudden, I think you got eight guys that make at least$14.5 million. You got three guys over$20 million. Saquon had that mythical. It was right there at 20.6. And then you get JT, you get Bijan, and you get Gibbs, all of them at 22 or plus. And then you got Christian McCaffrey right there up under that at 19. and you got a couple of you got James Cook is what about 16 and you got Derrick Henry and you got yeah so you got Brees Hall so now you got eight guys where the before there wasn't guys wasn't even touching that wasn't even the NFL wasn't even thinking about giving you no money if you were running back get your ass back in there and take this little bit of money and go and sit your ass down yeah but and then obviously the ones really getting paid that's really getting to the money really getting to that chicken and that mannion, Joe?

1:00:23Yeah. We talk about these, the elite. These are the elite backs that can do more than just run down here. We talk about they can line up a receiver, they can line up a slot, they can line up outside. Man, them boys, they get it done in a multitude of ways, not just running the ball. They can impact the offense in more ways than just running the ball. Being able to catch it, being another receiver, being another addition and impact player for your offense, that gets you the big bucks. Man, this ain't Christmas. Go ahead and get... Ocho, you know you're going to pay them. Why you make them men miss a week?

1:00:57Why you make them men 10 days when you know you're going to pay them? Just go ahead and give them the damn money. Do you think the owners, they get a kick out of forcing players to wait? You think they get a kick or they get a joy out of it? I don't know. Meaning being in control? Yeah, yeah. They do it all the time, though. They do it all the time. It's like It's like they enjoy it because you know you're going to pay them. You knew this was going to happen at the end of last season. You allow the entirety of the entire offseason to go on, and you wait until you get to training camp knowing that you guys have been in talks with the agent and whatnot, and you got to pay.

1:01:33Why not have all this stuff done ahead of time? But, listen, it's the nature of the business. Maybe that's the way they always go about doing things. It's always been like this. Yeah. I guess they just want to keep it like that. Now, if it's a quarterback, they don't play no games. Nah, nah. They taking care of the quarterback. They not playing no games. No, they not. Baker Mayfield said they ain't taking care of me. CJ Stryves said they ain't taking care of me either. The kid in Carolina said they ain't taking care of me either. Yeah, it's coming. They got to make some of these guys prove it, man.

1:02:04I mean, damn. We can't pay. You got to show us something. You're right, Joe. Because that number, you see where that number's going, Joe? Man, what? That number's about to be north of 50. For any quarterback that's halfway decent. Yeah. It's going to be$30 million. Quarterback going to laugh at your face. $30 million? They hit you with that soldier boy. $30 million? Hey, I got my little foyer outside right now. What you got doing, Joe? Throwing that ball. Hell yeah. No, throwing the baseball, Joe. He doing that too, huh? He's soccer, baseball, and football. You see the Detroit pitcher turned down 75 million a year for five years, Joe?

1:02:52What? 75. He said, I want to go to the market. Basically, his agent, Scott Boris, said, I want to go to the market and see what the marketer bear. The market might be 80. Hold on, he turned down 75. He turned down 75 a year. 75 a year, five years. That's what being reported. Yeah. But hold on. You see who his agent is. Scott Boris. Yeah, I know who his agent is. You know Mr. Boris. Boris, he don't play now when it comes to getting that money on. Yeah. Hey, them boys throwing that money around. That's what I'm saying. Hey, if I had a son, a young son now, hey, son, you can play football, but you're going to play baseball first.

1:03:30Yeah. Oh, yeah. You got to start early with that baseball, too. You can't jump into that baseball in no 13, 14. It's over. It's too late. It's over. It's too late. I can't track that ball. Hey, they throw that 12-6 curveball. They throw that change up, that slider. You're like, what was that? Where the ball at, son? Swag the bat. Get the bat off your shoulder. You got the bat on your shoulder. Swag, son. Hey.

1:03:58Hey, you ever seen a – I know the chat has probably seen it, the little clips of the little kids playing T-ball and they doing everything wrong. They hitting the ball. He hit the ball one time. He ran after the ball instead of running to the base. You ain't never seen it? Yeah, I saw it. It's a funny clip. Oh, man. Joe, it's so funny. Like, little T-ball, man. Little kids. Some of them don't stop running. Joe, they hitting the ball and keep running. They go to first, keep going. Stop. No, he go to second. Hey, he go to third. He just keep going. make them tag you son make them tag you Jonathan Taylor the Colts agreed to a two-year$44 million extension worth up to$47 million with$39 million guaranteed since entering the NFL in 2020 Jonathan Taylor is the second most rushing yards and scrimmage touchdowns behind only Derrick Henry Derrick Henry has 9 ,185 scrimmage yards 86 touchdowns touchdowns.

1:04:53Jonathan Taylor has 7 ,598 yards, 76 touchdowns. Josh Jacobs, 63-53, 69 touchdowns. What do you think the reason, Ocho? What do you think the reason is? Because there was like a decade window where nobody really tried to pay no running backs. Now all of a sudden, I think we got eight of them that make at least 14 and a half and upwards a year. And we saw Bijan get his money. We just saw get his money. We saw Gibbs get his money. We saw all three guys get 22 to 22 plus in a matter of days. Whereas before, they couldn't Zeke was the highest paid for a long time at$15 million and nobody approached that again.

1:05:42But you got to think about it. Look at the running backs that were in the NFL at the time. Now, I don't have a list in front of me, you know, and listen, I'm sure some of the starters on all the 32 teams were really good at that time during their tenure, during that time around when Zeke was playing. But have we seen anything like Jameer Gibbs? No. The last thing I think of Jameer Gibbs was Chris Johnson. And with Chris Johnson playing, he was one of the highest paid. I think about Jamal Charles. I think about these home run hitting running backs that can change a game at the matter of one snap from anywhere on the field.

1:06:15Jonathan Taylor, he can change a game from anyone on the field. Home run speed. So that plays a part. Now, some running backs, you're interchangeable. You know, the value is not there because I can find someone else just like you. You ain't finna find another Jameer Gibbs. There's not another Jonathan Taylor out there right now. There's not another Saquon. So there's a small cream of the crop of running backs that are special. Now, Derrick Henry, he's a traditional IBAC, playing in a pass-happy system, but he's still different. Yeah. He's different. And the team he plays on, it still fits him in his style of play and the way he runs when they use him the goddamn right way.

1:07:00Man, listen. Hey, hey, hey. Y 'all know the running back devalue, bro. When you paying a damn quarterback$60,$70 million, man, please. I ain't paying you that money for you to sit here and hand it off to somebody for no 30 times. Man, please. So that's why. And if you're not a dual back now to where you can come out that backfield and catch that ball, hey, man. All them dudes you talking about, Ocho? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I left B. John Robinson out too. Obviously, he just got paid. Yeah. Not only in they run, but the boys can catch. B. John, Gibbs, and Taylor, all of them are paid. But the thing is that, and see, a lot of that, they're using that against Lamar.

1:07:40They're like, Lamar, you want$70 million, you, but

1:07:46I got behind you. Marla, what do you got to do with me? I appreciate it. I'm glad you're back there.

1:07:56We work hand in hand. I need my money, though. Y 'all told me y 'all gonna take care of me. Take care of me. And I like big bills. Yeah. What did you say, Joe? I like big bills. Yes. I want them in big bills. Yes. Yeah, I want big bucks, no Emmys. You hear me? Hey, give me the more Woodrow Wilsons. They're low. That's$100 ,000 bill, Ocho. I mean, they're not in circulation. Give me a Solomon P. Chase. Yeah, yeah. Give me a Madison. Madison? Who is Madison? Those$5 ,000 bill. You think they got them for real? They do have them for real. Absolutely. I got some.

1:08:42I used to collect money, Ocho. Okay. You know, I collect money now.

1:08:54I collect money that they no longer print. They still printing the money that you collect. They still, they don't print anything over$100 now. but they used to print $500 ,000,$5 ,000,$10 ,000, $100 ,000. They only made like$700 ,000. You know, for anybody that's a collector of money that was around and been able to collect it like you have, are you allowed to use it? Oh, yeah. But they'll only give you the denomination. So it's not like they're more valuable. So let's just say you got money that's like a$5 ,000 or$10 ,000 bill, obviously, when they were printed, where they were printed at. So you might have a gold certificate or you might have a silver certificate that was 1928 or 1934.

1:09:42That would be more valuable. But they're only going to give you$10 ,000. They're going to only give you the denomination what's on the value of the money. Well, you know, I ain't never heard that before. Man, let me Google this. Man,$500 bill, man. Let's see what that look like, man. You going to go get you a couple of them? Hell no. Why not? I just want to see what it looked like, Joe. I've never heard of that. I thought everything stopped at the$100 bill. No, no, no. They do. They do. But they didn't. They used to print that. They used to print that. And they had gold. So in order, if you had a gold certificate, it was redeemable in gold.

1:10:15So if you get in there, if I got a$1 ,000 gold certificate, I'd say I want$1 ,000 worth of gold, and they would have to redeem it. They would have to give you gold. Or you have silver certificates. Because back then, mints were all over. You had a Philly mint. You had a Kentucky mint. You had this mint over here. You had this mint over there. They don't sure do, boy. Oh, they do got it, boy. Hold on. You thought I was lying? You thought I was just saying this for my help? No, no. I know you weren't lying. I'm just saying. I'm looking at it. Listen, US 5 ,000, 1934 Federal Reserve note. Oh, Joe.

1:10:50He just thought I was just making stuff up. No, no. I just want to see what it looked like, huh? I've seen the$10 ,000. Yeah, yes. I started to see. Anybody that went to Binion's, they used to have a wall, and they had a$10 ,000 bill. I think they had like a million dollars in$10 ,000 bills. And it was in case. But, yeah, I used to – the only thing I hate, I had an opportunity to buy a brick, a gold brick, just like they got it at Fort Knox. And it was – Damn, and you didn't buy it. I didn't buy it, Joe. I didn't buy it. I didn't buy it. Hey, we're going to get a few of them in. No, you don't want it now because gold's higher than giraffe hoo-ha.

1:11:37So you don't want to get that. Yeah, it is. Because back then, gold wasn't that high. Gold was probably a couple hundred dollars an ounce. Now gold, it was over$3 ,000 an ounce. But I got a couple of Cougar and I got a couple of Natura. I got a panda gold coin. But like I said, I got, you know, I keep that stuff in a safety pilot box. I think I probably need to get rid of it because my kids, they don't care nothing about that stuff. Hey, man, sounds like you talking a foreign damn language when you just said that. I mean, I got to be cool. I got to. What the hell are you talking about? What's up, Ocho?

1:12:09I'm just saying, listen, I know right now, like Uncle explained, you know, gold bricks is really high right now. High as hoo-ha. But I can get you some bricks if you want to. All white bricks. Yeah, right now they be going for 23. Them white tan ones, them white tan bricks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They say you to turn big rocks into little rocks with them. Yeah, they say you to bust rocks. Let me know what you mean, boy. You take big rocks, they got them big on you, see them? Hey, hey, hey. Hey, if that stuff washed up on the shore and y 'all was there and it was 10 bricks, what y 'all going to do with that 10 bricks?

1:12:45I'm going to walk on past. I'm going to do like down to rock. Walk on, bye. Hey, Joe. You say, how many washed up on the shore? About 10 bricks. Hey, hello? 911? Yeah, one brick just rossed up on the shore. Damn! One brick just rossed up on the shore. Hey, Joe. I walk, hey. I don't want nothing. Now, Cash is a whole different animal. It's a whole different animal. Yeah. I ain't calling nobody. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll. If three and a half million wash up on the shore, you just out there fishing, you just so happen to. Damn. Boy, I call you a three and a half million pound tuna.

1:13:28man please hey um you ain't gonna tell nobody but there will be signs there'll absolutely be signs that Shanna Sharp came into a little summer money hey hey I been thinking about that cause I been seeing that when people be talking about some man we found 8 million in cash and called the authorities man damn the authorities I'm the authorities yeah I wish I might tell the authorities they'll never know jeez Hey, funny thing. God is blessing you. You turn to give me your blessing back. You want me to go against God. Oh, man. That's what I'm saying. How can I go against God wishes? This man done blessed me.

1:14:09He put me out here at this time. He could have had me anywhere. He could have had me working out. He could have had me on an airplane. He could have had me anywhere in the world. He had me right here at this very moment. Yeah, for a reason I was like, boy, look at God Won't he do it? Oh yeah, oh yeah Oh, won't he? Yeah He will Hey, did y 'all play Mega Millions Pie Ball? We don't have it They won't let you play it in Vegas Because they have casinos Hey, Joe, you play, Joe? Shit, Ocho, I went and got me about 20 tickets They won but a couple of dollars Yeah, okay, okay, okay Listen, I got a feeling I got a feeling we gonna win that thing You hear me?

1:14:50I got that same feeling too I know my brother be playing my brother be playing hopefully my sister play I only played $7 worth Joe on purpose did you? in the bible the number of completion is 7 so I'm thinking I'm going to just play$7 worth and hope that thing hit and it hit I ain't going to say nothing I'm going to send y 'all about 20 million apiece and I'm going to slash something to the chat but hey, I ain't going to tell anybody but it will be signed all of a sudden they got a big ass building going up the Shannon Sharp building on Savannah State campus yep

1:15:42there'll be a sign I got some money, yeah but I used to, man when I lived in Georgia I played every drawing. Every drawing. Every, because every, because, you know, back then it was only two days. It started off as two days a week, and then I think it went to, like, four days a week. Hell, I think they got a drawing now every damn day. But anyway. Yeah, they do. They do, actually. Because guess what, Joe? It's called, I forgot what it's called. It's called something, but it's only here in Georgia. They have a drawing every day. Hey, they got to miss me every time they draw. They got to miss the number that I played.

1:16:14I just need to be right one time. they've got to miss me every single time they draw they got to miss me and that's how the pot get high because everybody thinking just how you think the pot getting high Nigel $5 a ticket now and$3 a ticket I remember that was a dollar a dollar dollar a dollar I could buy me 50 tickets 50 power ball 50 mega million now they done broke me off I can get about 5 or 6 of them I got a little loose phone in all of them in my pocket. I ain't got no loose phone. Yeah. I ain't been to hold you.

1:16:57Justin Herbert and his fiance, Madison Beer, looking like two lovebirds doing training camp. Okay, do we have the video? Oh, we got the video. Okay. Yeah. Aw. Aw, that's so cute. Hey, you know what's funny? I think a lot of people, they overreacting to it too long. If you think about it, this is after practice. You don't see all the other kids running on the feet. You see the little girl run by. What you trying to say, man? No, I'm just saying it's when practice is over and, you know, everybody, it big. Oh, we gonna cook it. You already know what's gonna happen. We getting that love cafeteria?

1:17:31Are we getting those meeting rooms? Are we already got to sit up? Hey, them jokes gonna fly now. For sure. Hey, she rubbing her fingers through his head, man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know he got that good luscious, that good luscious. Come on, man. Yeah, that dude was not. Come on now. They young. That's a different type. But, Ocho, you know, good and well, that ish wasn't going to happen when we played. It's different now. Oh, with the family. You know, the training camp. The family, yeah, come on the field. But ain't nobody running their fingers through your hair now. Oh. That's what I'm talking about.

1:18:06No. The families were allowed to come and the kids be all on the field. and they, you know, hey, you see all the time, Ed kids was at the Super Bowl, on the Super Bowl running on the field. And they would, after practice, they come, you know, Lisa let them come and kids come on the field. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Chad, I don't want y 'all to get me wrong. No, that's been a part of it. But running the hand through the hair and picking in people. Hey, hey, looking like they having a little picnic out there, huh? Yeah, come on, man. Hell no. to each his own though to each his own hey that works I can't believe football season is back man I'm glad it's back I just yes sir let's go cowboy but uh hey you see he got engaged you see hey the quarterback hey they're like you know what you know what let's go ahead and settle this thing down because it gives maturity it gives that you know what I'm stable and you know advertisers and sponsors and endorses, you know, it seems I'm trustworthy.

1:19:11I know a guy that got married in the basketball that we didn't think we were going to get married anytime soon, didn't he, Ocho? Oh, yeah. You know why he did? Uh-huh. But people call me crazy. He don't have no choice but to be the face. Who? If you go who, you can hear. He ain't got no choice but to be the face. Hey, Joe, somebody got in his ear. Now, listen. Listen, young bull, young bull down there in Philly, he got one more year. I'm telling you right now, it's time for you. You're going to be the man. You're the one. We anointing you, okay? But this is some of the things that we need you to do.

1:19:49We need you in a structured environment. We need you to show some type of discipline in the way you live. Watch Ant-Man. Ant-Man about to be the face of the NBA. Give him your year. Two years. Man, hey, hey, hey, hey, my boy Dak Prescott, he say, damn, I'll let him back outside. Yeah, yeah, Daxley, you're in for the get on this shit. We back outside. Hey, we – Hey, Ocho, we back outside. We finna get you that money on. We ain't finna be playing this shit. Daxley, I tried. Daxley, I tried it, but, hey, she wasn't there. Hey, she's talking about – Hey, put all these stipulations on my – I'll tell you one thing.

1:20:20You can't put no stipulations on my money. I put stipulations on you. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Hey, the funny thing about it, too, we also need to pay attention. Chat, y 'all listen to this, too, real quick. You look at all the NFL players, the ones that are getting married, the ones that are getting engaged, and look at the luck that they're having behind them. And not luck. It's God's work. It's God's will. Just everything seems to be going right in their life, not just on the field, but off the field as well. So that's a tall tale sign that all of us need to be paying attention to. You mean telltale. You mean telltale, y 'all.

1:20:58Yeah, that's what I meant. Listen, I'm talking to you and Joe, you and Unc. we need to think about settling down and putting a ring on them fingers and jumping at boom. I got a ring camera.

1:21:16Joe, that count? He's in a ring. Okay.

1:21:22Hey. You know what? Hey. You know what? Now that I think about it, y 'all did say 2027, man, we supposed to be doing something by Tucson. It's right around the corner now. Y 'all scared. It's right around the corner. I'm already sitting down. You hear me? I'm already sitting down. I need mama to do great grace. Like... Hey, you got it, man.

1:21:58Oh, man. Yeah. Look. So what you think? What I think about what? All us getting married in 2027. Look, I don't want people to be, because you know what they're going to do. Man, that's why O.K. ain't got nobody. He can't be romantic in public. To each his own. I just, hey, if that works for them, who am I to say? but I would get me about 5 ,000 jokes. I mean, as soon as I see it, I'm writing jokes in my head.

1:22:39Probably. Guess what? I bet you got teammates that recreated that whole scene. Yeah. They're going to be playing around. Hey, redoing it in the locker room. That's, that's, that's how we are. But look, I'm happy for the man. The young man found it, found it, believe he found his soulmate. You saw Josh,

1:23:01Hart. No, what's his Buffalo quarterback? Josh Allen. Oh, yeah, Josh Allen. He got married, had a kid. You know, Patrick Mahomes was early to the table. Married, three kids. Brady got married. Unfortunately, he ended up getting a divorce. But for the most part, if we go back and look at guys that have been the face of the league, they've been married. Yeah. Mm. It's like you have to be, too, for some reason. And sometimes guys got married when they shouldn't have been married. Yeah. And that happens a lot, too. Yeah. You know, you get a little lost in the sauce. You get caught up in the moment.

1:23:48Huh? You feeling good? You playing good? Huh? Yeah. Pipe down, young fella. Pipe down, Turbo. Hey. Hey. Slow that thing down. Yeah, but you got... I think the thing is that a lot of times people have problems when they're dating and then think marriage is going to make it better. Marriage don't make anything better. No. Once you do get married, it just magnifies everything else. I got a question too. Since we're on the topic of marriage, I'm just curious, right? Especially for men like ourselves. I'm just speaking in general, just hypothetically. Do you think, Joe and Unc, that marriage is a good thing in general, being that if you look at it in its totality, on the back end, it isn't advantageous for us.

1:24:42No, it's not. It doesn't benefit us in any way, especially once things end, especially with divorce. Even if you do have a prenup, I mean, everything you work for, you're still losing some of it regardless. Do you ever think like that at all? I'm just kidding. Hey, that's why it needs to have an expiration date on it. Okay, we married for, we in a three-year marriage. Yeah, after two years, we can come back to the drawing board. Yeah, yeah. Why not? Hey, Joe, I ain't never heard nothing like that. Oh, yeah. No, no. You got people that have for every year that you get married, you get a million dollars, or you get$5 million, or you get$10 million.

1:25:20Yeah. You have in your prenup. You got to stay at a certain weight. What? Yeah. Come on, Unc. Stop being funny now. People do that, Ojo. Unc, hold on. A man had in his prenup for his wife to stay at a certain weight just to be married? You have a baby. You get X amount of months to get that weight up off you. Yeah. Hey, that's not our people, though. No, I'm just saying. I'm not trying to be disrespectful. I'm just saying. Can you imagine trying to tell a sister? A weeder. Weeder, hell no. What? You ain't getting married. She ain't doing it. She ain't doing it. I ain't never heard that before.

1:26:08Yeah. Do a marriage contract, man. Hey, we married for three years, two years. We come back to the drawing board. We don't like what, you know what I mean? Right. Like a contract, Ocho. Yeah. You know, we got you on a four-year deal, but in year three, you can come back to the draw. I didn't want you to know. We got a four-year deal, but four of those years, a five-year deal, but four of those years is boardable. I'll board the hell out of it. It'd be what it does. Hey, listen. And the funny thing about it too, Uncle Joe, is I see all the horror stories. I hear all the horror stories. I see some of the things that have always gone wrong with marriage, you know, in general.

1:26:43I'm still doing it anyway. Man, I don't care. I don't care. Even though statistically, it's right there in your face to say, you know what, the statistics are so high, you really shouldn't do it. But guess what I'm going to do? I'm going to do it anyway. Because I remember when I was four years old, my grandma said, boy, don't touch the stove because I got it on because I'm using the hot cone. What my black ass did as soon as she went in the room, I went and touched the stove anyway. I bet she didn't have to tell you that again, though, did she? She sure didn't, but the burn's still there. Hey, hey, Cambodia got him drunk.

1:27:15Yeah, got him. Cambodia got it. Hey. Yeah, you ain't never had no Cambodian milk? Hey. Yeah. That's how they get them. And, hey. Huh? That's why they, why you think they put hair down there? Yeah, hey. What? Hide the hook? Hey. Got it. You got him again. Got, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, the funny, hey, Joe. Hey, Joe, you ain't never had no Cambodian milk? Nah, what's that? Huh? Yeah, and, hey, listen, I'm lactose intolerant too, what? Yeah, what's Cambodian milk? What's that? He got one. He went up there. He went up to Boston, Massachusetts. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Don't he? I mean, hey, you ought to see it.

1:27:56No, like a four-lane highway. Wide open. Yeah. Yeah. Wide open. You ought to see it, boy. We need to be around California, boy. That joke with Elvis. I mean, well, damn, Ocho. Hey, but Joe, you got to understand now, but my antenna's wide open now. Yeah. You hear me? Yeah, she got it. I'm paying attention. and I see anything, okay, that don't look right, I come on back down. I come on back down off that hat, quick. Hey, don't let it fool you. Because we was out, and you know, he look at that cowboy like, oh, I'm going to show you, boy, you know, right here, you know, and you want to talk to me?

1:28:34What? Hello, what day? I should have just got y 'all the tickets. I could have stayed home for this. What the hell? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, sometimes, you know, sometimes, you know, it, you know, it take time finding the right one, even at 58, you know. Yeah, I'm like, damn. You know, sometimes, you know, it's all about timing, Joe, you know, God. Oh, I get it, I get it. But I want to have, what they call it when you go Instagram, when they make it Instagram official? I need to make me an Instagram official. Okay, hey, hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, when you break out with that something bad, you know what I'm saying?

1:29:18I ride behind Joe. Hey, Ocho, you first, and then Joe, and then you know, hey, coming up, bringing up the room. You got to do a soft launch. Just do a soft launch. So I just put a hand, I just put somebody's hand on it, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, put your hand on your thigh. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. There you go. Hey, post a picture with both of y 'all, and you can see you and you just put an emoji over her face. You know the gurus go bad. They're going to be on that thing. Who is this? Go through all the followers. Who are you following? Anybody that could potentially they're going to cross-reference?

1:30:00In 10 minutes, they're going to find her. Trust and believe. They're going to be in the final in 10 minutes. I don't give a damn who it is.

1:30:09Hey, but I just had to ask that question, especially when they come to marriage. That's something that we obviously obviously it's a sports show, but something that we never really cover. And many of us, especially those that have money, there's really no benefit when it comes to marriage, especially when women are fed up or you having to to meet certain expectations. long term for us, many of us don't have the discipline to be able to do so long term. And we end up falling short in that category, most of the time losing most of our money that we worked hard and earned. And a lot of women's rebuttal is, well, if you did right, you wouldn't have any problems.

1:30:47And it's easier said than done, as opposed to being a man and having to do it, especially with the resources and accessibility that we do have is very difficult. I think for them, they really don't understand how hard it is at times for us to be in alignment, you know, over time, long term. Yeah, for sure. It's important finding the right one to be able to take that journey with.

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