In short
Ocho and Joe trade “best of” stories from their past, mixing sexual-explicit talk about sex toys/kinks with memories of Freaknik/Black College Beach Week and later life reflections (church incident, Houston rodeo/STD stats, Miami nightlife, and travel/partying days).
Guests
No clear named guests appear in the transcript. The main speakers are Ocho and Joe (plus occasional “Unc/Chad” mentions, but no guest bios).
Guest backgrounds (from dialogue)
Ocho is a longtime Miami figure who claims “Zoes” (women) are his thing and describes himself as a “seasoned veteran.” Joe is an older friend/partner in the conversation. Unc is referenced as a family elder. Chad is referenced as another participant.
Key claims
Ocho says he was cheated on in high school (Miami V Senior High) when a Haitian basketball player hid in his car and “had my girl.” He frames it as a formative “scar” that made him “move different.” Later, Ocho promotes trying sex toys (cock rocket/pop rocks-like candy, butt plugs, nipple-jumper-cable devices, tying/tape techniques) and claims it can “spice up” a love life.
Notable examples
The parking-lot discovery of the rival’s head against the rear window; being kicked out of church after saying “fuck the devil”; Freaknik being “shut down” and not recreatable due to modern cameras; Memorial Day weekend Miami hosting gigs; and discussion of rodeo/Houston reports and STI case numbers.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOHigh School Heartbreak
0:00 to 0:34
Ocho shares a high school story about a painful experience with a girlfriend.
“When you're moving like I do, you don't always get a lot of lead time.”
High School Heartbreak
1:39 to 3:02
Ocho shares a high school story about a painful experience with a girlfriend.
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High School Heartbreak
4:12 to 6:41
Ocho shares a high school story about a painful experience with a girlfriend.
“Yeah, I ain't, hey, Joe, I ain't really no story time type dude, you hear me?”
Lessons Learned from Heartbreak
6:41 to 10:00
The conversation shifts to what Ocho learned from his experiences and heartbreak.
“Hey, Joe, ever since that moment, I was a savage, Joe.”
Reflections on Experiences
10:00 to 14:01
Ocho and Joe discuss how past experiences shape current attitudes and behaviors.
“I mean, cause you don't have to have a bad day.”
Lighthearted Banter and Stories
14:01 to 15:40
The hosts engage in playful banter and share humorous stories.
“Oh man, Ocho, I think it is this LeBorffier guy.”
Lighthearted Banter and Stories
16:02 to 16:32
The hosts engage in playful banter and share humorous stories.
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Lighthearted Banter and Stories
16:57 to 17:38
The hosts engage in playful banter and share humorous stories.
“fastest according to ukla speed test based on speed test intelligence data second half 2025 all rights reserved i think something that makes me well suited to be a nurse is my empathy.”
Exploring Relationships and Kinks
19:33 to 23:03
The hosts discuss intimate topics, including kinks and relationship dynamics.
“Joe was trying to ask what you're talking about, like you try to...”
Humorous Intimacy Advice
23:03 to 28:12
The conversation continues with humorous suggestions and playful advice on intimacy.
“Try to, you know, try some stuff, you know, baby.”
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Humorous Intimacy Advice
28:31 to 29:07
The conversation continues with humorous suggestions and playful advice on intimacy.
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Trouble in Church
32:15 to 33:36
Ocho shares a humorous story about getting kicked out of church.
“Nah, I'm going to fall and then go off, man.”
Rodeo and the Club Scene
33:38 to 35:51
Discussing the rodeo and comparisons to club culture.
“You can't bring that in the church house, man.”
Freaknik Memories
35:55 to 40:18
Recollections of the memorable Freaknik events and their impact.
“I went in 1992, and I called my people and said, I'm moving here in 93.”
Nostalgic Tales and Camcorder Archives
40:19 to 42:00
Sharing nostalgic stories and the significance of recorded memories.
“You know the kind of disappointment it is when they try to recreate Freak Nick?”
Nostalgic Boat Memories
42:00 to 44:30
The hosts reminisce about past experiences on boats and memorable moments from the early 2000s.
“Don't get them country boy a little money.”
Freaknik and Party Tales
44:30 to 47:24
Discussion of past party experiences, including Freaknik and Miami's nightlife in the early 2000s.
“Hey, you sound like the DJ at the strip club, huh?”
Memorable Memorial Day Weekends
47:24 to 50:48
Hosts share stories of Memorial Day weekends and their experiences during this holiday over the years.
“I'm talking about Memorial Day weekend in Miami back then.”
Navigating Miami's Nightlife
50:48 to 56:00
A discussion about Miami's nightlife, including personal experiences and preferences regarding clubs and events.
“And I had a nice whip, had a big body beard.”
Exploring Miami's Nightlife and Dining
56:00 to 57:18
Discover recommendations for vibrant dining and nightlife in Miami.
“It don't take a whole lot to get no shit excited.”
Memories of King of Diamonds
57:18 to 58:40
Recollections of legendary nightlife spots and performances in Miami.
“Joe, I know you've been to King of Diamonds.”
The Claremont Lounge Experience
58:40 to 1:00:13
A humorous discussion about the unique atmosphere of the Claremont Lounge.
“Joe, you ever been to the Claremont Lounge?”
Health Advisory and Safety Information
1:03:08 to 1:03:39
Critical health and safety information regarding medication usage.
“Stop ZEPBound and call your doctor if you have severe stomach pain or a serious allergic reaction.”
Transcript
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3:39Shannon Sharpe:Hello, it's your favorite sports punk here. Don't forget to hit that subscribe button to join the fastest growing community on YouTube. Remember, Nightcap doesn't happen without you. So please subscribe or you're gonna make Ocho cry.
4:11Joe Johnson:Tell her, tell her, tell her, I'm listening. Yeah, I ain't, hey, Joe, I ain't really no story time type dude, you hear me? Go ahead, go ahead. But, you know, I'm gonna share a little story sophomore. I was sophomore in high school, Miami V Senior High, you know, there was a young lady, you know, I was dating, you know, and she was one that I wasn't supposed to get serious about. I needed to understand the landscape and where she come from. I needed to understand the way she maneuvered. And Joe and I was blind to the fact, I was like Ray Charles, you know, my homeboy, they were telling me like, boy, that ain't that.
4:43Joe Johnson:That's just, that's play play. You hear me?
4:46Shannon Sharpe:Yeah.
4:46Joe Johnson:And I chose the, boom, I tried to, I could change it. That was my mentality as a youngster. You know, I wasn't a seasoned veteran like I am now. You hear me? So, hey, I done took up under my wing. You know, I'm, listen, I'm finna pilot this thing and you just ride on the side as my co-pilot.
5:04Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. Hey, Joe, boy, it took about two weeks, Joe.
5:10Joe Johnson:Man, my homeboy hit me, came and got me at lunch. Hey, Ocho, boy, walk out here to the parking lot with me. Boy, what's up, boy, you everything good? Izzy, I wanna show you something. Man, old basketball player had my girl in the back of the car, man.
5:27Shannon Sharpe:What? Man, say it ain't so. You shoulda knew something. You ain't had no car while you in the parking lot. So you shoulda knew something was up. Boy, he's all up undercarriage, huh?
5:39Joe Johnson:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Respect. Respect. Hey, you know, when I look, I ain't even had to go close. Like a head was up against the rear view window. I'm like, well, God, I mean, damn. Yeah, yeah. Hey, that was a, that was a, now you see how you see y 'all reaction? Wow. How you think I feel? So that's how I felt. Like just seeing, seeing it's a constant memory of that exact moment. every time I see the Bengals, yeah, yeah, yeah. One of the three?
6:08Shannon Sharpe:Oh man. Yeah, cool, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I already know, cause the windows was up, it was all foggy, I don't know how you, hey, hey Joe, he all in the window like this here. How you do that? Why you doing me like that? Hey, you remember Hitch? Hey, you remember Hitch? When Hitch called his girl and she rolled the window down? He's like, yo, yo.
6:32Joe Johnson:Yeah, I ain't go that close. I ain't need to go that close. Once I saw a head keep hitting the rear view mirror, I didn't know what time it was. Oh, I'm sorry.
6:39Shannon Sharpe:It turned you into a savage though, didn't it? No. It turned you into a savage, didn't it? After that, you turned into a savage.
6:44Joe Johnson:Hey, Joe, ever since that moment, I was a savage, Joe. Listen, I could be honest with you, Joe. I started moving different, Joe. Yeah, I already know. I read a couple of books. I watched a couple of movies. Yeah. I understood. So I went into all situations, understanding that this can happen again. so I was able to compartmentalize it. What's in the back of my mind? It can happen.
7:06Shannon Sharpe:Yeah.
7:07Joe Johnson:I ego, no ego, no pride.
7:09Shannon Sharpe:That's called being scarred, man. Come on now.
7:12Joe Johnson:Yeah. Hey, them scars build character. Oh! Them scars make me the man I am today.
7:17Shannon Sharpe:I am so sorry. I'm taking another swig for you.
7:21Joe Johnson:I appreciate that. But I had to share that story so people can get a better understanding on how it feels to see the - That basketball player, where was he from?
7:29Shannon Sharpe:Was he from Alabama?
7:31Joe Johnson:No, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, Haitian dude. What? A little Haitian dude from Little Haiti. Oh, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, little Haitian dude. You know, yeah, he was getting a little money too. You know how you got dudes in high school getting a little money?
7:43Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he was in the street. Looked like you was getting a little honey too. Come on. Hey, so I got a question. Did she end up seeing you? See her?
7:51Joe Johnson:Nah, after that, you know, I ain't even, at least I was seeing the hallway, man. I just hit it with the, I hit it with the deuces at that point.
7:58Shannon Sharpe:You gotta act like you're on the -
8:00Joe Johnson:I can't, cause now you ain't even embarrassed me like that. Right, right, right. Oh man. No, you got, you know, Sakpase hitting you down in the car, man. Come on, man, don't try me like that. I mean, what, you want to take her to a hotel? Nah, I'm just saying, I mean, listen, hey, that's why you understand. It is a difference. Hey, Joe, that's a good thing in life. So fellas, this is a lesson. You have to understand what's for fun and what's not. you understand now that I'm a seasoned veteran I understand what's for fun and what you can take serious so I mean that's neither here nor there man I'm sorry Ocho yeah yeah
8:44Shannon Sharpe:it's happened to the best us we don't all get the chance to witness it but we know for certain that it's happened oh yeah absolutely I mean I don't know Ocho if I'd have saw that I'd have might have Man, I might have had to lift the car up. Nah, I wasn't going to do all that. Hey, Joe, I'm about to turn that car over.
9:05Joe Johnson:Nah, nah, I couldn't do that. You know, I was a star player. I was one of the star players back then. I wanted to do that. And she did that again? Hey, hold on, you know, see, wait a minute. I was a sophomore. You got to think who was on the team. Terry Cousins. Samara's role. We had Dwayne Starks. So I was the baby. So I felt like I was that boy, you know? She was a senior though.
9:34Shannon Sharpe:Hey, who would this nation do, Joella B?
9:37Joe Johnson:No. Yeah, it was cool. Hey, it got me on. And listen, in life this happens. The big fish, sometimes the big fish, the big fish get what they want. They get got too, though.
9:52Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, they get it. I mean, hey, hey. Hey, just cause it's on the top shelf don't mean it can't be reached. I mean, cause you don't have to have a bad day. Okay, can't. Yeah.
10:05Joe Johnson:Hey, let me tell you something, listen, I done been around here 57 years, Joe. Everything could be tough. Absolutely. Everything. I don't care how it move, how it act. It ain't always gotta be a guy that's bigger than you. Yeah.
10:22Shannon Sharpe:Okay, we don't need to go there, Joe. We don't need to go there, we gon' proceed.
10:26Joe Johnson:Come on now.
10:27Shannon Sharpe:I'm just saying. People think, oh, big bank take little bank. Man, I see a situation do where they ain't got no bank. Huh? Hey, you know why?
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10:39Joe Johnson:Hey, the one ain't got no bank got a whole lot of time. Boy, don't give, don't make this no sermon, man. Hey, I ain't no. All right, all right. Hey, don't make this no sermon, man.
10:51Shannon Sharpe:Look here, it happens. I'll be to the best day, Ocho, that Haitian dude, man. That's what you got. You ain't got nothing against Haitian people, do you?
11:03Joe Johnson:Oh, nah, bro. You know my Zoes love me down here. You know, I'm damn the Zoes myself. Sock by saying.
11:10Shannon Sharpe:They about scarred me just thinking about it, Ocho. I can just imagine. Joe, that man probably had to wrap all that meat around his arm to pull out an Ocho girl.
11:22Shannon Sharpe:Oh, that LaPontiente kicked in, boy. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Joe, you know we from the South. You know you get that whole fight, you got to wrap it around your arm. That man wrap that thing, ride his arm to come up out of Ocho, girl. I said, oh, no. Hey, Ocho, shout out to your homeboy who came and got you, though. He a real man on the mic. Yeah, he came and got me.
11:45Joe Johnson:My dog came and got me. Yeah, he put me up on game. That's all he could do. That's all he could. Matter of fact, the funny thing about it, you know, when you're that young, Joe, if he had told me, if he had told me without taking me, without seeing it, I would have thought he was hating. Hey, Joe. Right. I would have thought he was hating.
11:59Shannon Sharpe:He sat that back right there. That man. He had it wrapped up. He had it wrapped up like that, going by the old Joker. She wasn't coming back on you. I'm sorry.
12:12Joe Johnson:Come on, man. Hey, y 'all, y 'all cheer. Y 'all cheer, man. Y 'all chill. See, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, you know what, hey, Joe? I ain't share no more story with y 'all. Are you good at that? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, I like him. Hey, hey, you see, hey, Joe? Hey, hey, Joe, I take a moment to be vulnerable and tell him about something from the past, and here he go.
12:37Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all right, it's all right. But damn, hey.
12:56Hey, what'd you say?
12:58Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, no reference.
13:04Hey, Joe.
13:06Shannon Sharpe:That man came up with a thing like this.
13:15Shannon Sharpe:I'm sorry Chad. I'm sorry Chad.
13:25Oh man.
13:32Joe Johnson:I'm like damn. Hey listen. I can laugh.
13:36Shannon Sharpe:My baby.
13:40Shannon Sharpe:Oh man.
13:43Joe Johnson:Hey listen. Hey Joe, I could laugh about it now, Joe. I could laugh about it. I know man, I know.
13:49Shannon Sharpe:Hey boy, for a little sophomore at about 15, 16 years old. That's tough. Yeah, Joe.
13:55Joe Johnson:I was 15, Joe. I was a baby, Joe. I was a baby. I'm sorry, Ocho. Ocho, I'm sorry, man.
14:06Shannon Sharpe:Oh man, Ocho, I think it is this LeBorffier guy.
14:16Shannon Sharpe:I just seen you take at least two shots. Yo, I got, man, that got hot in here, man.
14:24Shannon Sharpe:Guess that, hey, that LeFortier kick there. Yes, son.
14:28Joe Johnson:Hey, y 'all got me in here crying.
14:32Shannon Sharpe:Hey, that was funny. I know you gonna tell another story with you. I gotta be ready.
14:43Shannon Sharpe:Hey, Uncle's got some company tonight, huh? Nah, man, I'm sorry. Hey,
14:49Joe Johnson:you drinking good tonight, boy? You got company over there?
14:52Shannon Sharpe:I mean, when you tell them stories, man, you know, I'm in it with you because I feel like I was there. And I can imagine, you know, I'm hurt too.
15:06Joe Johnson:Man, hold on, hold on. Hey, hey, did you want me to hide camera? How you came about? How you came about? Hey!
15:19Shannon Sharpe:I'm sorry with y 'all. Man, I'm sweating. This thing got me sweating up in here.
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19:40Shannon Sharpe:I'm trying to get the B in front of my name Hello Hey, hey, hey Cause this ball is only gonna have some A in it for so long I like that one Joe That's a good one everywhere I like that Come on now And when it go flat I've got a B in front of my name O-B O-B O-B Hey We We We We We We We
19:58Joe Johnson:that'd be the big boy club yeah we could be the first uh first first podcast man to be
20:04Shannon Sharpe:billionaires but what you think about that hey hey now you talking boy now you talking hey we got we got some people we got a leap frog joe ocho okay it ain't no heaven it can happen it can happen
20:16Joe Johnson:hey hey we got we got to stop we got to start getting a little crazy now i'm telling you what you mean i mean you know doing doing some doing some other things outside of just on here, you know, outdoor, you know, exciting stuff, things that no one else is touching. You know, they're not doing... We gonna do it? I got you, I got you.
20:37Shannon Sharpe:Joe was trying to ask what you're talking about, like you try to... Nah, I ain't saying all that. I ain't saying all that. I'm just asking the question, because I don't ever know where the conversation can go. That's why I had to get clarity. I'm like, man...
20:54Joe Johnson:Matter of fact, hey hey joseph since y 'all on the topic right and y 'all got it y 'all got to get you some of these
21:01Shannon Sharpe:what's that you read that
21:05Joe Johnson:a a cock rocket you gotta get you what's a cock what's the cock rocket what's like it's like what is it candy boy you remember back in the day with pop rocks you put the pop rocks in your mouth yeah yeah yeah yeah so it go it it go around your jersey yeah yeah you could you could do it that way or you could or you could do it the other way you feel me yeah yeah you got to try that what other way would you say huh
21:33Shannon Sharpe:i would let that go i would let y 'all have that i was i was about to go somewhere i don't really don't rock the park you know because i mean you do what you both i got you i got you i got you
21:42Joe Johnson:go to weaver because we don't pop hey joe you got a joe you got to get you you got to get you some of these too, Joe. What is that? What's that? No, never rings.
21:53Shannon Sharpe:Oh! Hey, Joe. What you mean? You saying for her? I need to get them for her? You get them for her? Me? But why would I use them though? That ain't gonna turn me on. Hey, Joe, you gotta get you one of these too, Joe. Man, that Joe got a bubble. Talking about for the girl? For the girl? come on man how you log on how you log I gotta go outside I got not for real no I ain't no I ain't gonna keep how you take to the thing off and joy no sigh I is there too much going on yeah the night captain kept me the hell out I'm out I can't I can't do it no more I'm gone now I gotta go I gotta go outside man you know hey i appreciate y 'all i appreciate y 'all no no no i appreciate y 'all i gotta go man i can't ain't no i ain't no damn way i gotta go this man gonna go ahead uh we gonna we can't oh we can't keep putting up with this man for real this man gonna have to get violation red card something his ass gotta be suspended for a show or something we can't keep letting that man get on here and do all this man hell no come on man hey you gotta get you some of this electrical tape too
23:22Shannon Sharpe:yeah i got it i was feeling bad let me tell you something i don't mean to i don't mean to be
23:30Joe Johnson:playing around right but i was sad after after usa lost after usa lost i went i went to spencer's I went and got some toys, man. Try to, you know, try some stuff, you know, baby. You know, trying to make myself feel a little better about Belgium beating us. And, I mean, I tried it. I tried it, Joe. And I just thought, you know, you would be one to explore and want to do something different, Joe.
23:51Shannon Sharpe:But how you figure me out of old people? Hey, ask somebody else in check.
23:56Joe Johnson:No, no, he don't. No, he don't. Now he don't. Hey, Joe, you plug these up, boy, like a jumper cable, boy. You hear me?
24:05Shannon Sharpe:hey Joe hey it's gonna start something while it ain't a man some people have what they call is a kink see I ain't no kinky I ain't no kinky dude I'ma keep it real I'm trying to get you to try some new shit it's words she can say something you can say something it's touching it's certain things that'll get you to go yeah yeah yeah I understand I dig it Ocho is trying to get you to broaden expand your horizon hold on whoa whoa whoa why is it Ocho trying to get me I thought he was showing all of us chatting and he's showing you what the hell you mean just me he's trying to get me to expand my horizon I already told y 'all we cool over here We good.
25:01Shannon Sharpe:We good.
25:02Joe Johnson:At least try the cock rocket Joe. At least try that.
25:04Shannon Sharpe:The cock rocket.
25:06Joe Johnson:You hear me? Yeah. All right. Okay. At least try the butt plug with the LaHard Joe.
25:14Shannon Sharpe:Come on for her. Put it on her.
25:16Joe Johnson:Either way, y 'all can exchange.
25:18Shannon Sharpe:Either way. Come on man. See that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Hey Joe you gotta do it. You gotta do it. You gotta do it. You gotta do it. Y 'all got. You got to roll with the heart on it. Hey, Joe. Man, off the chain. I'm just showing you. They got them to light up. They got them to light up. Oh, yeah, Joe. I'm good. I don't know why you standing there telling me what they got lighting up and all this. I'm good. Like, I will. You know what I mean? Like, what's up, man?
25:47Joe Johnson:Try the tape, too. Where the tape go, Ocho? You can tie up like this.
25:55Shannon Sharpe:Tie her. Tie her.
25:56Joe Johnson:Either behind or in front. It depends on how you want.
26:01Shannon Sharpe:Kind of like hog time. Do an ankle. Yeah, the cuff. You got to be. But she got to be. You know, she got to have like really loose shoulders. Yeah. To be like in this position, the prone position like that. Yeah. And to be able to be in that position and have to, you know, toot that thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's why you have to be careful. They have to get you up really quick because the chest goes up and down. Well, if you own your chest, it ain't nowhere to go. So she got to be real loose and amenable to something like that. Like Luke say, face down. It's up. That's the way we got them. Now, see?
26:47Shannon Sharpe:That's what I'm talking about. I've been trying to tell y 'all. That's why I'm in the three spot. I'm in the three spot. Boy, Chad got you far from three, partner I'll just tell you that right now Just in case you didn't know Chad got you far from three But I'm three, Joe, you know it, Joe Ojo one, you two You know how we talk about the Celtics The 1A and 1B Jadon Brown, Jason Tatum That's your Ojo, 1A and 1B
27:13Joe Johnson:What do I got to do with this?
27:16Shannon Sharpe:Come on, man Come on, man Man just pulled out butt plugs the jumping cables they hook up on your nipples come on man talk about what i got to do with this
27:25Joe Johnson:i'm just trying to expand your horizon joe that's all my horizons are expanding we good bro listen i'm that joe you alive but you're not living joe i'm just trying to help you spice up your love life joe that's all that's all hey get some of them though boy hey hey tell tell the wife when you put these on tell her put some ice take some ice put the ice on there too joe Touch a figure, numb the pain.
27:55Shannon Sharpe:Man, hey, Joe will get put out, man. Joe, but he don't. He right around the corner from the crib.
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32:14Shannon Sharpe:What you did, Ocho? How you getting in trouble? What happened, man?
32:18Joe Johnson:Man, shoot, man. It's 7 o 'clock service this morning.
32:22Shannon Sharpe:You made it?
32:24Joe Johnson:Yeah, I got in trouble in church, huh?
32:27Shannon Sharpe:Your phone went off.
32:29Joe Johnson:Nah, I'm going to fall and then go off, man. You know, revving up their preaching, right, huh? Yeah. And Joe? And so he going off and like, I'm like, okay, okay, rev. And he got to reciting stuff and kept going and talking about people going to the club and coming to church, you know, the next morning straight from the club. And so he going off and he preaching and I stood up, you know, because it was getting good. I stood up and I folded my arms because most of the time, you know, you have your, what you call it, your handkerchief and like a gesture of keep preaching because you're cooking is, you know, you throw your handkerchief like you don't throw it.
33:11Joe Johnson:And so he was just going and I don't know what it got into me, Unk and Joe. I had got into it so much and I was really feeling it. And he talked about the devil and the club. I was like, yeah, fuck the devil. You said this in church? Yeah, out loud. And they kicked me out of church. Man, come on. And I was like, I said, well, damn, I thought we was all on the same side.
33:35Shannon Sharpe:Come on, Ocho.
33:37Joe Johnson:Yeah, I was tripping, boy. I was tripping. They threw me out.
33:41Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, they was opposed to, bro. You can't bring that in the church house, man. You can't bring it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, now that you be in the church house in the club, man, Ocho, did you see the rodeo? They going to change their tire. They said they showed out. In Houston? For the rodeo? Yeah, but they say they had them rim shorts on. The rim of their ass was out. Oh, where at? In Houston at the rodeo. But don't they do that at every rodeo? Huh? Don't they do that at every rodeo? Nah, Ocho, they say them people had kids and stuff down there. But they also say they got reported in a week 33 ,000 new cases.
34:19Shannon Sharpe:Man, stop playing. 33 ,000. Where? In a week. in a week. Out there? Out there. Ooh. Yeah, man. Damn. So they microwaving them out there, Joe. People are humping like rabbits, ain't they? Yeah, hey. They said they were in cars with no tin on me. Damn. That was a, hey, if it's a lie, that's what they were reporting. People sleeping in their cars. Yeah. Damn. Hey, Chad, I know y 'all heard that too.
34:58Joe Johnson:Hey, that's crazy.
35:00Shannon Sharpe:That's what the report said. I don't know. Yeah, Chad said yeah.
35:06Joe Johnson:Hey, let me see if I can find that.
35:10Shannon Sharpe:Oh, man. That's all. I think I sent it to you.
35:14Joe Johnson:You did?
35:15Shannon Sharpe:I think I did.
35:16Joe Johnson:Hold on. Let me go in the back. Let me see. Let me see. Damn.
35:25Joe Johnson:Okay, no.
35:27Shannon Sharpe:I thought I sent it to you.
35:29Joe Johnson:Nah, you ain't sent that to me.
35:31Shannon Sharpe:I ain't sent it to you.
35:33Joe Johnson:Mm-mm.
35:35Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, but they said, woo, woo. That's cold up, boy. They said that thing was like, Freak Nick in the 90s. Freak Nick in the 90s. That's what it was. Joe, well, you didn't come down to Joe. That was before your time, Joe. You missed out. Oh, you was front and center. I moved to Atlanta for that reason. I went in 1992, and I called my people and said, I'm moving here in 93. They said, well, you thought you wanted to stay in Savannah. I said, well, you thought wrong. What you pulled up here where you went? I had an SL. A B. I had an old SL. You know, drop-top SL, Joe? Because back there, Joe, I left from Black College Beach Week in Daytona.
36:24Joe Johnson:Yeah.
36:24Shannon Sharpe:See, I had been going to Daytona, you know, down there in Daytona. You know what I'm saying? Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Joe. I was doing that thing, bow-legged. You know, I'm bow-legged. Bow-legged in that one leg, Joe. Oh, Lord. Toe up. I mean, just abs everywhere.
36:42Joe Johnson:Yeah. Yeah, man. Hey, Joe, I was down there, Joe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is back when I was dating Adina Howard back then, Joe. Adina Howard?
36:51Shannon Sharpe:Man, you ain't no Adina Howard, bruh.
36:54Joe Johnson:Joe, this me now. You know I ain't going to play like that.
36:57Shannon Sharpe:Like I was saying, I know you keep your 12 on you, but come on, man.
37:01Joe Johnson:Come on, come on now. Hey, Joe, I don't play now. Yeah, but you got to stop eating up everybody's plate, though.
37:05Shannon Sharpe:I can't be your friend if you eating up everybody's plate. Huh? I can't be your friend if you eating up everybody's plate. We can't, you know.
37:12Joe Johnson:Well, listen, hey, you're going to starve over there. You're going to starve. I'm going to make sure I'm full.
37:19Shannon Sharpe:I'm going to make sure I'm full. Man, come on. See what I'm saying, Ocho? I already know.
37:24Joe Johnson:I know. We're a big freak. Hey, I'm going to get y 'all two together, man. Before 2026, get out of here, man. We're going to go into 27 the right way.
37:33Shannon Sharpe:But what's wrong with what I'm doing?
37:34Joe Johnson:I'm having a good time now. I know you. No, Joe, you think you're having a good time right now. It's so many doors. doors you ain't open yet. There's so many doors that probably don't need to be open, Ocho.
37:47Shannon Sharpe:Exactly. That's why you can't have two friends staying in the same neighborhood. Ocho will drop by both houses. Especially in the same neighborhood. Hey, it says 31 ,400 hold on, it says 31 ,406 cases of gonorrhea, 12 ,935 cases of syphilis, 5 ,670 cases of HIV, around 30 to 35 ,000 cases. Ooh. Yeah, Houston off the list. Houston off the list. I ain't going. Damn. Hey, look.
38:26Joe Johnson:Hey, Joe.
38:27Shannon Sharpe:What's up?
38:28Joe Johnson:You said certain doors not supposed to be open. If certain doors weren't supposed to be open, it wouldn't be no door knob there. You hit me? It wouldn't be no keyhole, Joe.
38:36Shannon Sharpe:It's an exit. is for some to exit, not necessarily to insert.
38:42Joe Johnson:Nah, you ain't never walked in the exit before? No.
38:48Shannon Sharpe:You see, when you go to the store, they like, do not exit. They say, in on this side, exit on that side.
38:54Joe Johnson:And you know what you do? If you see somebody come out of the exit and you don't want to go all the way around, you know what you do? You walk right through the exit.
38:59Shannon Sharpe:I don't do that. Yeah, you do, Joe. Stop laughing. I come out the exit.
39:06Joe Johnson:Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. See, I see y 'all want to play by the book. Okay.
39:11Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, this dog here, man. I can't believe you, Ocho. I can believe him, man. I can believe him. That's the crazy part. I can believe him. Yeah, I was. But that was back in the, that was, Joe, you missed the time. The time was happening. The time was happening. Black College Beach Week, and then like a month or two later, right up there. I heard about it. I'm talking about Freak Nick, and I'm talking about we shut it down.
39:38Shannon Sharpe:I said, you know what? I just remember thinking. I was like, man, I don't know if they're going to let this thing happen too much longer. Joe, they were closing the mall. They were closing Lennox and Phipps. It was getting out of hand like that. I can only imagine, bro. The interstate was... I'm talking about it was a parking lot. Oh, the interstate? 7585 was a parking lot. Just chilling. People out there dancing. Peep-popping. I'm talking about it on top of the car. I'm talking about everything. Damn. Boy? You had to be there. If they tried to recreate it, you can't. It ain't coming back as dumb.
40:15Joe Johnson:Not like it was back then.
40:18Shannon Sharpe:It's too much now, man. Yeah.
40:20Joe Johnson:Oh, gosh. You know what it's like? You know the kind of disappointment it is when they try to recreate Freak Nick? What's that? Remember how good Coming to America was, Joe and Unc? Yes. And remember how upsetting Coming to America 2 was? where it didn't live up to what the first one was.
40:39Shannon Sharpe:You can't remake that, bro.
40:42Joe Johnson:Exactly. That's exactly how it is about Freaknik. You just can't. Some things are better left as they were.
40:48Shannon Sharpe:And we got too many cameras and videos now. All these kids be seeing their mamas and aunties out there. It just ain't going to... Yeah, yeah. I guarantee I know something. I got them on my camcorder. I already know. I bet you still got that camcorder from back then. I got it. You watch it from time to time? From Daytona? Real? Yeah, dude, Joe. You know what I'm saying? You boy with hell. You boy with hell. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I know what you mean. Hey, we had Daytona, we had Orange Crush, which was Savannah's space, because you know Savannah's on the beach too. And then Free. Mm, mm. Back to back?
41:38Shannon Sharpe:Back to back to back. Hey, I got some stuff in the archives, too, now, you know. Yeah, I need to get rid of that. I need to get rid of that. I need to get rid of that. Oh, Joe, we used to come, me and the fellas used to come to Miami, man. We rent us a boat. I'm talking about, yeah.
41:54Joe Johnson:Wait a minute, Joe. Tell me more.
41:56Shannon Sharpe:Oh, Joe, without that bag. Yeah, we used to have a little fun, you know. Joe, without that, hey. Okay, Joe. Don't get them country boy a little money. We'll go crazy, whoa. Hey, one time. Hey, we got to do it at least one time. At least one.
42:17Joe Johnson:Joe, what's up? Hey, don't hold back, Joe. But y 'all went on the boat with who y 'all had on the boat with you, Joe?
42:21Shannon Sharpe:You know, it was long, long, long, long, long. Long time ago.
42:26Joe Johnson:I understand. What year we talking about, Joe?
42:28Shannon Sharpe:It's about early 2000s. probably by like 2008, 9, 10.
42:37Joe Johnson:Okay, okay. I'm trying to get a visual. That's it. I like it. I like it.
42:41Shannon Sharpe:I got, what I'm telling you is I got a camcorder. I used to record a lot of, you know, not, not, not, not none of the shenanigans or none of that. I'm saying like this stuff that everybody could watch, but yeah. Right, right, right. Had a good old time. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. But it was, it was a tie, Joe. Yeah. See, some, hey, sometimes, hey, Man, sometimes with my knees aching, my back aching, I'll lay back with Sheldon. You know, if you never do it again, you did it once. Yeah. Right, right, right. But, you know, I go, you know, sometimes I feel real good, you know. I take me a couple of Advil.
43:22Shannon Sharpe:Hey, Ocho, you remember that drill? Yeah, yeah. Get your knees up, get your knees up. I feel good sometimes, Ocho. Yeah, man. That was back in the day, man. That freak that was off the chain, Joe. You had to be there. Because whatever you're thinking, because think about it. It was a combination. Because the first couple, Luke was there. Luke was just turning that thing out there in Piedmont.
43:49Joe Johnson:Man, what? And that's during they time, too, boy. Ooh, Lord have mercy.
43:54Shannon Sharpe:Boy, listen.
43:56Joe Johnson:I want to rock. I want to rock. I want to rock.
43:58Shannon Sharpe:I can only imagine, boy. When they say scrub the ground, they will scrub the ground. You know,$5 for the top is$5 for the bottom is all to get those suns to fall. Hey, y 'all keep tipping and sipping. Y 'all know what it is on the one or two. It's your boy's station. Oh, any time will do. You won't need no. Oh, one time for your flight. The beautiful candy is coming to the stage. You won't need no appointment. Come on, y 'all know y 'all love some chocolate. Come on down here, baby. Oh, y 'all keep tipping and sipping. One more time for the girls, the beautiful girls. Give it up for them. Come on down, fellas.
44:31Shannon Sharpe:Hey, you sound like the DJ at the strip club, huh? Hey, he been home practicing? Yeah. But, hey, you know a boy used to slip up up in that thing? You know it wasn't a wild old joke. Okay. I go to a night ain't that crowded. You know your boy up in that thing, I'm putting the cut. Yeah. What's this? Up in where? Magic. Oh, yeah. But I was all over the place. Follies. Okay. Shooters Alley. You know, I was all over the place. Damn. I'm at him. Boy, they had the... Boy, they had the...
45:07Joe Johnson:Lord, have mercy. Boy, them some good days, boy.
45:09Shannon Sharpe:What would I do? Give me one more year when I was about 26, 27. Just one more year of that. That's all I need. One more year. Boy, O'Shea Sharp. You was here. What? Was I? Hey. Can you imagine now how easy it is to get in contact with somebody nowadays, boy? No, no, no. You know what? I take that back. I take that back, Joe.
45:37Yeah. Man.
45:43Shannon Sharpe:Man, I'm about to be a Stefan Diggs. I'm about to be a Stefan Diggs, Tyreek, and Nick Kevin. Hey, listen. All in one? All in one.
45:55Joe Johnson:One. Yeah, man. It's so easy. You ain't got to do no work no more. No. But your boy, hey, I got that out of my system.
46:06Shannon Sharpe:Boy, hey. Hmm. Hey. Hey. I done came out of that. I'm just dropping that thing down. Hmm.
46:18Joe Johnson:Hmm. You cruising.
46:20Shannon Sharpe:I'm down here now. Yeah, I'm down here. Hmm. I'm down. I'm done. I'm done. Out of there. You already found it. That's what I want to know. That's all I want to know. Damn. Oh, yeah.
46:33Joe Johnson:I got it.
46:34Shannon Sharpe:Got him.
46:35Joe Johnson:Got him. Yeah, we in the same boat. We on to the next step now.
46:44Shannon Sharpe:Oh, boy. He having flashbacks, boy. Vegas. You know, limos used to be a thing back in the day. Y 'all know limos used to be a thing. Yeah. Huh? Hey, like Beyonce, put the petition up.
47:04Shannon Sharpe:Hey, we out here. We in here. Boy, there was a day, boy. Oh, shit. Boy, y 'all, you're on with hell once upon a time. Time flies on the man. Yeah, now it's just a figure of my imagination. Yeah.
47:18Joe Johnson:Hey, that's why we got memories, man. We got memories. We got pictures.
47:22Shannon Sharpe:Time just slips on the way. Man. Damn. That's all right.
47:32Joe Johnson:Ain't nothing out there, man.
47:34Shannon Sharpe:Ain't nothing out there.
47:35Joe Johnson:Ain't nothing out there. Ain't nothing out there.
47:37Shannon Sharpe:But y 'all just ready for O'Shea. O'Shea pop out. With O'Shea pop out. Boy, would I pop out. What's she about? 185, 200? What's she about? 200? She down? She higher? No, no, no, no.
47:58Shannon Sharpe:I tell y 'all I'm lying I tell y 'all I'm lying
48:09Shannon Sharpe:Woo boy Boy y 'all baby That was a good old time Freak Nick Black College Beach Week Used to go to Vegas That was a good old time Hey Memorial Day weekend
48:21Joe Johnson:I'm about You know what Ocho I ain't really I've never been nowhere Memorial Day weekend. I'm talking about Memorial Day weekend in Miami back then.
48:27Shannon Sharpe:I heard about that.
48:28Joe Johnson:I heard about that. Them early 2000s?
48:30Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, man.
48:35Joe Johnson:You know, I ain't... I'm going to leave that alone.
48:42I... Oh.
48:47Joe Johnson:What was that? My homeboys, I got my same crew from 2001 when I got drafted. Same crew, my same five. Rob Markman - Keep them. Rob Markman - Hey, same five, right? So now we've been friends now 25, 20 plus years. Boy, Memorial Day weekend, when them boys used to come down for Memorial Day -
49:05Shannon Sharpe:Rob Markman - They had some food in it, man. Rob Markman - And we used to get the Royal Palm, the Royal Palm Hotel way back then.
49:12Joe Johnson:That was next door to... God, it was next door to the hotel that everybody stay at, man. Whatever it was, man. Boy, I pull out, everybody get a call. Everybody, you know, I had a nice little loadout back then. You hear me? Boy, when I tell you a time was had back then, you know, I had maybe a hosting gig, maybe one or two, you know, each night.
49:40Shannon Sharpe:I was hosting something, all right?
49:42Joe Johnson:Hey. I got to keep it clean because everybody, everybody, You got to keep it clean.
49:52Joe Johnson:Joe, back then?
49:57Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, man. You know back then you didn't need no credit card. You know back in the day you didn't need no credit card. I didn't really have no credit card. I had cash money. The deposit got to put$2 ,500. Take it. I just need a room because I didn't have no plans. I don't even know how to book no hotel. I don't know how to book no airline. Somebody's always done that for me. So my brother used to have a travel agency. Linda ran it, so I just called Linda and said, Linda, I need to go X, Y, and Z. I need to go here. Get me a hotel while you're at it. So I've never booked a hotel or booked an airline flight.
50:30Shannon Sharpe:I don't know how to do that. Shelly handles that stuff now. So I was just going like, I told my brothers, I said, man, I'm going down. You already got a hotel? I said, man, I'm sure I can find something. I know they had the deposit, but I had it on me. You boy had it on me. And a fat knot on you, then you made it. What? Bro made sure I was right. And I had a nice whip, had a big body beard. Oh, yeah, man, you was spoiled, man. He let me take his SL for two years. Oh, you was spoiled. And then I just phased out of it. I said, you know what, man? I can't do this no more. I can't do this no more.
51:06Shannon Sharpe:You can't keep living like that, man. You can't keep burning both ends of that camera. I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it, Joe. Nah, I already knew it. because you know they always loved the big dark when the abs man hello yeah yeah yeah yeah wide shoulder small waist you know my waist was gone like a clip me it was disappearing you know what I'm saying I'm just saying it was gone waist disappeared
51:36Joe Johnson:I gotta use that
51:37Shannon Sharpe:I gotta use that but I was like man you know when I just couldn't do it no more Joe couldn't do it no more Joe I just say it's time to go time to shut it down it get to a point it get to a point yeah yeah yeah yeah I know and I know yeah cause one thing about it you know as you age you get old you're like man I can't continue to live like this here yeah and I'm thinking I'm like damn man sharp let's go ass to die man sharp ain't going sharp sharp sharp can't do it no more man Oh, man. Y 'all can't go nowhere. Hey, Ocho, now when I come to Miami, I got the fam. I got the kid. I got my old lady.
52:21Shannon Sharpe:We just go out there and have a good time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:24Joe Johnson:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:26Shannon Sharpe:I ain't been nowhere, Joe. You ain't been nowhere? I try to go home. I go home, you know. Hey, bro, you're nigger. Dad, you coming home? Okay, we're going to bring the grandkids over. We're going to come see you. Yeah. Let's go out, daddy. They're going to see my daughter and daddy. Let's go grab something to eat. Let's catch up. Like, damn.
52:46Joe Johnson:Yeah, Joe, that was about the only fun I had, man. You know, special holidays come along. And, you know, I never really partook in the nightlife here in Miami. But Memorial Day weekend, you know, Pro Bowl, you know, all the fellas, you know, to show them a good time and appreciation, you know, for what they did. That was the only time I did this thing, Joe. I ain't Joe I've been in Miami all my life Joe I ain't even been to club
53:13Shannon Sharpe:I'm saying why is that why you think it's cause you from there well you know how much it cost well you know how much the table is but I'm saying back in the day when you when you just you know what I'm saying
53:23Joe Johnson:nah Joe cause I don't drink Joe so what I'm doing in there what am I doing in that environment I ain't getting no alcohol I'm not standing around hey boy
53:30Shannon Sharpe:hey me and the fella hey yeah you know you already got you know you already got what you got so oh yeah yeah you ain't fishing no more nah but I'm saying When he was younger though, when he was out hunting, you know, when he's out hunting. Oh yeah.
53:43Joe Johnson:Nah, Joe, I can't do it. It's just the thought of the prices.
53:46Shannon Sharpe:When you go to the restaurant, if you don't let him take that menu, you be the one who smells. You know what? Let me get, you know what I'm saying, Joe? Out of an order. As a matter of fact, what you say, come on that dinner salad? Yeah.
54:03Joe Johnson:Why you... Hey, remember, hey Joe, remember the show, Uncle, you remember? Remember Iron Matthews? Yeah, I do.
54:09Shannon Sharpe:Yeah.
54:09Joe Johnson:Yeah. We had Dave Brutman. We had Dave Brutman come on that man. And he was like, man, Ocho, you'd have been here all your life, man. And on me, I want you to come by and live. I'm going to let you in. I'm going to give you a table. You ain't got to pick up nothing. Just come so you could experience it, man. You know? Man, I don't know. It's been about maybe four or five years. I still ain't go. Because it's just not in me. The club life and being in there. I just, I don't know, it's weird. It is weird. I mean, to be from Miami and not really partaking, what people from Miami actually do is beyond me.
54:46Joe Johnson:We got to go to live.
54:47Shannon Sharpe:Hey, the night camp crew, we got to get to live.
54:49Joe Johnson:Uh-oh, that's what I'm talking about? Nah, let's, let's go to the cigar bar. What you mean we're too old? Let's go to the cigar bar. We can still go to cigar, hey, hey.
55:00Shannon Sharpe:There you go, Shelly, I got a couple of Louis outfits that just came. Hey, we can still go to cigar bar. Ocho, boy, we can't hit live, bro.
55:09Joe Johnson:Come on, that's not me.
55:11Shannon Sharpe:I said we can go to a cigar bar, but why can't we hit live? We still should be able to hit live. I ain't been in a while, Ocho. I ain't never been in at all. You been there before. I been there before, but I ain't been in a while.
55:24Joe Johnson:Nah, how about this? I done been in my daughters. My daughters took me to booby trap. So I've been to booby trap. I've been to booby trap with my girl. So the third time I go, I'm thinking about going to Booby Trap tonight because I want to celebrate.
55:38Shannon Sharpe:What'd you celebrate?
55:40Joe Johnson:I just got another job. Oh, did you?
55:42Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. That's what's happening. Okay. I need to watch the call. I'm saying, Ocho, we need to go on to whatchacallum. We need to go to Live. I'm going to come down. I think I got some business coming down. I think I'm coming down there in about three weeks, two, three weeks.
55:57Joe Johnson:Wait, why we can't go somewhere where we can enjoy ourselves?
56:00Shannon Sharpe:Oh, you think I can't enjoy myself?
56:02Joe Johnson:At Club Live?
56:04Shannon Sharpe:Boy, look here. It don't take much to look here. Hey, Unc, listen. I can play by myself. I don't need to. It don't take a whole lot to get no shit excited. Hey, let me tell you something. You like live music? Yeah, I do.
56:18Joe Johnson:There's a restaurant. I like a lot of live.
56:21Shannon Sharpe:If it ain't alive, it ain't wild.
56:24Joe Johnson:Hey, there's a restaurant down here in Miami, Joe. I'm not sure when you come, Unc, whenever you come, if I'm not in town. But y 'all got it. It's a restaurant down here called Runway 84.
56:32Shannon Sharpe:Runway 84.
56:34Joe Johnson:Runway A4. What they serve? Okay. Man, like Italian steak, you know, the stuff y 'all like to eat. You got to try it. You got to try it. The atmosphere, the live music, the owner, I think the owner's name is Anthony if I'm not mistaken. But man, the hospitality, man, beautiful, man. You got to try it. And outside of that, all right, we need to go to cigar bar, relax, chill, kick your feet up. Man, we watch some sports, smoke a nice cigar.
57:03Shannon Sharpe:Don't they got the TVs on and live? Who? Don't they got the TVs on and live? You gotta ask Joe. Oh man, chill. Stop acting like that, bruh. Nah, Joe, do they got TVs? I don't know. I don't remember, Ocho. It's been so long ago. But I want to go. I want to go, Ocho.
57:20Joe Johnson:Yeah. Hey, you know what? You know what? Was it another time I forgot about who? What that? Back in the day, Memorial Day weekend. and King of Diamonds. Remember King of Diamonds? Joe, I know you've been to King of Diamonds.
57:36Shannon Sharpe:You ain't never been to none of them spots you talking about? You ain't been to King of Diamonds? Mm-mm. I ain't really never hung out in Miami. Basically, I'm LA. I'm not LA, excuse me. I'm Atlanta. Yep. Hey, Joe.
57:51Joe Johnson:He missed the tip. Oh, man.
57:54Shannon Sharpe:Oh, my God.
57:57Joe Johnson:Hey, ump. young lady by the name of Tip Drill. You know how Beyonce, when she gets on stage, she gives you a show. If you pay$100 to see Beyonce, you know what you're getting. Well, there's a young lady. She is a legend. You hear me? She's a legend down here. Hell, she's a legend every goddamn world. When she hit that stage, I don't care how much money you came in there with, you walking out of there with nothing when she hit the stage. Oh, my God. You're talking about performing? She's not a stripper. She does adult ballet. So everything in your pocket is coming out. She was the real deal. She was banding too, yo.
58:34Shannon Sharpe:Yo,
58:36Joe Johnson:she was the real deal, yo. Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, yo. She was the real deal, boy.
58:43Shannon Sharpe:Joe, you ever been to the Claremont Lounge?
58:45Joe Johnson:Nah, where's that? I know the Claremont Twins.
58:51Shannon Sharpe:Nah, they got a place. It's for... Huh? Some of them in there about 75 years old taking it all off.
59:01Joe Johnson:Man, what is that? What is that? That right up my alley, boy. What is that?
59:09Shannon Sharpe:It's called the Claremont. Claremont Lounge. Joe? Okay. Some of them women in there, boy, I was like, I don't, I don't, ooh. They getting down like that? Yeah, man. Chat, anybody here from Atlanta know anything about the Claremont?
59:28Joe Johnson:hey I gotta go there anything 70 up I'm telling you what they do when they take them teeth out Joe I'm there
59:38Shannon Sharpe:I'm there telling you some of them ain't got no teeth to put in you know I take the teeth out some of them the teeth are already out
59:54Shannon Sharpe:hey Hey, some of them looking like old boy from UCLA. Remember he talked to two thousand? Nah. But they got about four or five of them like that. Nah, man. Come on. I swear. Come on. Yeah, nah.
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Shannon Sharpe, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, and Joe "King Iso" Johnson bring you the Best of Ocho Being Freaky on Nightcap! The crew looks back at some of Ochocinco's funniest and most unforgettable moments, including the time he got his girl taken, bringing out the toys and much more!
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