Deebo & Joe - Part 2: Lamar & Ravens STOMP Colts, Cardinals Upset Chargers, Giants Beat Cowboys

14 Sep 2026 · 41 min · 25 chapters

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In short

Recap and debate of multiple NFL Week 1/early-season games, focusing on Ravens vs. Colts, Giants vs. Cowboys, Bills vs. Texans, Bengals vs. Browns, Cardinals vs. Chargers, plus Browns/Cowboys/Steelers commentary and a “Playoff Fade” betting segment.

Guests

None. The episode is hosted by Deebo and Joe (co-hosts), with audience superchat callers/comments included but no named guest interviewees.

Key claims

  • Ravens stomp Colts 41-23; Lamar Jackson “healthy/fast,” Zay Flowers 5-150 (hamstring).
  • Derrick Henry 24-144-3; Ravens 506 total yards.
  • Bengals defense forced 4 takeaways vs. Baker (fumbles); Browns still scored 27.
  • Giants upset Cowboys 28-20; Daniel Jones 1st career win as Giants coach; tight end/rookie Theo Johnson? (likely “Likely”) big game.
  • Cowboys defense repeated the same mistakes; Dak’s late-game issues include a pick before halftime and dropped/failed plays.
  • Bills beat Texans 36-? (high scoring); Josh Allen 20/29, 334, 2 TDs plus 2 rushing TDs; DJ Moore 5-100-1.
  • Cardinals beat Chargers 26-14; Jacoby Brissett 27-37, 277, 1 TD; big 4th-quarter punt block leading to a McBride TD.

Notable examples

  • Ravens: 506 yards, Henry rushing TDs, Flowers deep-field production.
  • Giants: likely tight end “Likely” 75+ yards and 2 TDs; Scottie “Dart” (J. Dart?) runs hard.
  • Cardinals: punt block → McBride TD to seal.
  • Bengals/Browns: multiple Baker fumbles; Bengals 4 sacks/4 takeaways mentioned.

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Chapters

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Ravens vs. Colts Analysis

2:25 to 4:25

Discussion about the Ravens' impressive performance against the Colts.

“Joe, but I am, I'm here for all of it, Joe.”

Defensive Struggles and Player Performances

4:25 to 7:30

Analysis of player performances, including defensive issues and standout players.

“You beat up on old little Daniel Jones over there.”

Giants Upset Cowboys Review

7:30 to 11:15

Review of the Giants' surprising victory over the Cowboys.

“I was doing that for you to try and get you out of this, you know, this predicament.”

Player Highlights and Future Expectations

11:15 to 14:01

Discussion on standout players and expectations for future games.

“I bet you somebody comes and meets you at this corner of the pylon, and somebody's going to be at the back.”

Game Analysis: Bills vs. Texans

14:01 to 15:16

Analyzing the high-scoring game between the Bills and Texans.

“When you bought that life, man, you willing to do whatever needs to be done.”

Game Analysis: Bills vs. Texans

16:02 to 17:55

Analyzing the high-scoring game between the Bills and Texans.

“So is staying stuck, because finding out what and where just seems hard.”

Quarterback Performance Discussion

18:02 to 19:19

Discussing CJ Stroud and Josh Allen's performances in recent games.

“It's just when you get down, it's called, but this is the same thing about Josh Allen too.”

Eagles vs. Commanders Game Insights

19:20 to 23:10

Breaking down the close game between the Eagles and Commanders.

“You're walking in there and the defense feels like they sold.”

Surprising Outcome: Cardinals Beat Chargers

23:10 to 24:41

Analyzing the unexpected victory of the Cardinals over the Chargers.

“Like that right there, that's a wild one.”

Playoff Fade and Predictions

24:44 to 28:06

Discussing predictions for upcoming games during the Playoff Fade segment.

“You see somebody getting 230, you say, duh.”
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Field Goals and Game Predictions

28:06 to 28:20

The hosts discuss predictions for field goals in upcoming games.

“So your man going to get one field goal.”

Fan Reactions and Chats

28:38 to 29:06

The hosts engage with fan comments and super chats during the show.

“We ain't got enough likes on there, though.”

Browns Performance Discussion

29:06 to 30:20

Joe shares his frustrations about the Browns' performance and fan expectations.

“Still a suck and Browns aren't worth the time.”

Fantasy Football Highlights

30:20 to 31:25

The hosts talk about their fantasy football teams and matchups from week one.

“You think that man victim weight over there, running up on Mount, want to do that?”

Quarterback Performance and Injury Updates

31:25 to 32:07

Discussion about quarterback performances and injuries, particularly Kyler Murray.

“the other team that I played, my matchup, their quarterback was Kyler Murray.”

Quarterback Sliding Mechanics

33:36 to 34:41

The hosts discuss the importance of sliding mechanics for quarterbacks.

“Big screens, big picture, and a totally immersive experience.”

Quarterback Sliding Mechanics

34:45 to 35:19

The hosts discuss the importance of sliding mechanics for quarterbacks.

“You can't do that in-between slide, man.”

Deshaun Watson's Value Debate

35:19 to 36:46

A debate on Deshaun Watson's worth and contract in relation to the Browns.

“I mean, sometimes things that happen, happen, you know?”

Audience Interaction and Player Performance

36:46 to 37:38

Engagement with fans about player performances and personal stories.

“Let Shador at least go, and then we'll know if we got, if he's going to be better than me.”

Browns Performance Reactions

37:38 to 39:48

Joe reacts to the Browns' game performance and discusses fan expectations.

“You sure they wasn't playing basketball?”

Fandom and Emotional Investment

39:48 to 41:46

A deeper discussion on the emotional connection fans have with their teams.

“Look, this thing, when I was playing, it was hurting for sure too, but I always felt like I could control what I was doing out there so I could do my part.”

Compartmentalizing Sports Emotions

41:46 to 42:01

The hosts discuss the importance of compartmentalizing feelings towards sports teams.

“fandom of feelings of people for any other team but the Pittsburgh Steelers is easy for me to say they're your problems and I'm glad you got them.”

Analyzing NFL Rookie Performances

42:01 to 43:16

Discussion on which NFL rookies had the best debuts and trades impact.

“I think that's why when other things are happening for other teams besides I think I just have two I have two feelings though.”

Speculating on Coach Decisions

43:17 to 46:42

Speculation on coaching decisions and player performance for the Rams.

“So, Joseph, we have not seen all the games yet, so we don't know.”

NFL Team Struggles and Fan Reactions

46:43 to 48:12

Discussion on disappointing NFL team performances and fan sentiments.

“This is not 2010 when I was running out there half vertical.”
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2:25Joe, but I am, I'm here for all of it, Joe. You know, I just, when I look around and, you know, and I, you know what I ain't here for? Well, I seen, I seen the Rams, not the Rams, the Ravens, bro. The Ravens? Hey. They went out there and did something to them Colts, man. They did something to them Colts, man. And 41 to 23, bro. Like, Lamar Jackson was not doing what I'm used to Lamar Jackson doing, bro. Lamar Jackson went out there, man. And he put, what was it, 234 yards on them boys? No, sorry. 300. 300. Don't short that, man. 7 for 25, Joe. The boy Zay went crazy. Don't short that, man. This ain't what I'm – Five.

3:14Dude, five? No, five for 150. Oh, good. I mean, bad. He pulled a hamstring, but he pulled a hamstring. Zay Fly was pulling a little hammy. He pulled a hamstring. That's so bad that he pulled a hamstring. But when Derrick Henry went out there, he went on ahead, got 24 for 144 and three touchdowns. Like Baltimore put up 506 yards of offense. That was double the production of them boys over there at the Colts. 251. Ooh, exactly double. 251. man. Like Derrick Henry, bro, that man just put up 144 three touchdowns. And now is third all time with 124 rushing touchdowns surpassing Marcus Allen, bro. He's one of them.

4:06And he's still looking explosive and he's still looking healthy. Oh my goodness. G-Bo, I'll tell you this. The Ravens, that was not good for us to really look at. I ain't tripping on it, though. Listen, man. I ain't tripping on it. I ain't tripping on it. I ain't tripping on it, but that's what I tell you. It's the coach, man. You beat up on old little Daniel Jones over there. Y 'all done whooped on him so bad. You hit the man 10 times. You in the sacking twice. On top of that, y 'all got two takeaways, but I will say this. Jonathan Taylor did go. Yes. Yes. 98 on 19 with two studies. Yes, yes, yes.

4:43You can't stop the room. That's, look, I'm with you. I'm with you. The one thing that the Ravens got to do, Lamar Jackson, though. Lamar Jackson looks good. Lamar Jackson looked healthy. Lamar Jackson looked fast. He looked like he was able to throw the ball pretty well. Zay Flowers, sorry about the hamstring, but he was five for 150. He was catching the ball and getting missing. He looked like a number one receiver. That's how a number one receiver is supposed to get active, catching the ball down the field. catching the sauce over there what sauce was that man sauce yeah I don't know what was he what was they doing they was probably doing their browns playing some zone I hope if not sauce was over there just making some sauce mmm oh look and then Cincinnati they defense what's going on there see I don't know what's going on there bro they defense over there they went on ahead and got a what was it Four, four acts, four takeaways.

5:45Baker was serving over there. Like, three of them came off him, though. But, like, he was, like, it wasn't an exception. He was just fumbles. But, like, that ain't the defense I'm used to seeing over there in Cincinnati now. Baker, you know, went and got paid. Now you want to go ahead and get them boys a ball, like, in celebration? That ain't part of the game. No. That ain't part of the game. But, hey, hey, hey, but it ain't all good, though. Baker did go 23-28. That's high percentage, Joe. Did. That's high percentage, Joe. They didn't even punch the ball. They didn't punch the ball, Joe. Well, he was turned it over to, but they didn't punch the ball.

6:21And they still gave up 27 points. So, while you're looking yourself all over and pat yourself on the back, don't forget that. They gave up 27, but you know, they, they, Joe Burrow, Joe Burrow gave up 27 of those. Hey, look here. I want you to know something. Y 'all play Tampa next week. I know what they do, what they capable of doing. I synced it against Cincinnati. I want to see what your Browns do because y 'all supposed to have this prolific defense with these rookie of the years that's on your defense. You got two of them now. I'm just trying to figure out what is going on, Joe. You got a$230 million quarterback.

7:07You got it there. You got the money there. You got the money there, Joe. Kadebo, you know exactly what it is. You keep on just saying this because you're trying to get me going. You know that's$230 million that we're not getting$230 million worth of quarterback. And it's$40 million that he's getting this year. So we need to be able to have moved on. I'm just saying, Joe. Like, we moving on. I was talking about next week. That's what we're doing. We moving on. I'm moving on to next week. Yeah. I was doing that for you to try and get you out of this, you know, this predicament. So I'm expecting to see something like, you know, I saw from the Cincinnati Bengals.

7:52Four sacks, four takeaways. Did y 'all get a sack? Did y 'all sack anybody over there in Jacksonville? Huh? I think we had a sack. It wasn't a lot. It wasn't a lot of pressure, Debo. It wasn't a lot of pressure going on out there. Oh. I mean, yeah, because I think everybody was just playing like, hey, we just here. We here to play the game. That's about it. You know? I mean, I think maybe, what was it, Mason Graham? He got a sack. Yes. Mason Graham, I tell you, he was the bright spot of the defense. Huh? Mason Graham was the bright spot of the defense. Was it a coverage sack? I'm pretty sure it wasn't.

8:35People... Yo, I'm pretty sure it wasn't a cover sack And then you know what else make me happy, Joe? What? Them cowgirls, I mean cowboys Uh-oh My bad See? The Giants defeat I ain't gonna lie, I ain't see this one coming John Horbaugh, 28-20 That man went on out there and got his first career win As the Giants head coach The Giants are 1-0 for the first time since 2023 22, Joseph. That man Jackson Dart went out there throwing darts. 23 of 39. Two 30. Three tutties. Likely? Wow, I didn't see that coming. That man was right there. That is not likely what I was seeing from likely. Okay, I likely went out there and showed you what he could do, man.

9:33That man went on here and got him 78 for 78 with two tutties. Possessions that needed first downs moving to change, Joe. Mm-hmm. Joe, likely is the first Giants tight end with 75-plus receiving yards and two touchdowns in the game since 2009. Got a boo. Went 81 for a tutty. Joseph. Brother. This is what they doing over there when you go ahead and get your coach. Like John Arbol, man. They don't let that man go over there. I ain't going to lie. Baltimore did good too. But you didn't do it against a team that was considered to be a favorite. Yes. Yes. Dallas is considered to be a favorite. Actually, truly considered to be a favorite.

10:27Yes. Not just by the fans talking about we them boys. No, no, no, no, no. The Cowboys ain't did nothing in 30, 40 years. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. But you got to play on the field. Did you expect this, Deebo? Oh, no. I ain't going to lie to you, bro. I did not expect that. I didn't need, like, not even. I didn't. I ain't going to say not close. I expected it to be close, but I didn't expect it to win. Like, it's, I don't. The Cowboys defense has to be better. you have to be better and you can't keep it the basics, Debo, that we say body on the body, eyes you getting beat to the fat, flat fast to the flat every time not every time four times in a row that's like you can't, like when you get beat by the same thing twice, you can't make the same mistake twice you get beat by the same thing twice in one game, it's a problem you got beat by the same thing four times in a row what are you doing there's no professionalism there it comes to the point where we're saying like i understand if somebody beats you because it's a man on the man he makes a play like because these dudes there's people that are good somebody's gonna make a play on you but if you are not lined up and just letting people just confuse you because your eyes you're in the wrong place and they're running the same play Same thing.

12:01Stand right there. You know what Coach T was just saying? Run to the pylon. Somebody's going to meet you there. Just run to the pylon. Somebody's going to meet you there. That's all you do. Yes, just run over there. Run over there. I bet you somebody comes and meets you at this corner of the pylon, and somebody's going to be at the back. You just go. As soon as the play's hyped, it don't look like nobody's coming. Somebody's running right to where you're at. Because there's spots on the field that you're supposed to be. And I'm like, what are you doing? Yo, I don't know what they're doing over there.

12:27I have absolutely no clue, Joe. shoot yourself in the foot. And then my man, and then Dak, Dak, quarterback, but it's like, each game, when you can't throw the turnover, the pick right before halftime, like, just little stuff, you know what I'm saying? Oh, my man, George Pickens, touchdown, drop the tutty. K-ball, God, we got to have that. Wide open tutty. So just, ah, Cowboys, they got squad, but you're going to have to go play the game. Dart, legs. Yo, scataboo? I didn't, He be running hard as I don't know what, Debo. Hey. Hey. He look like Peyton Hillis low key out there. He's dropping his head too.

13:10He's running reckless. He's throwing people out the way. I ain't going to lie. I didn't know that he ran that hard. I got to give Scottie Boo credit where it's due. He's toting. He's running very, very hard. Bro, he out there running like a linebacker. Bro, he's out there running like you said. It's almost like he looking for content. Debo, he got to be, you know what? He's willing to go to, he's willing. He's willing. That's for sure. No question, man. That man get through the run, do a flip and all that other stuff. I don't know what's going on, bro. Like, he about that life. He about that life all the way through and through, Joe.

13:47He got no more backflips, though, because every time he lands, he lands funny to me every single time. He land crooked, but he ain't tripping, though. He ain't tripping. He ain't tripping, Joe. That's what he bought. He bought that life, man. You got to understand something, man. When you bought that life, man, you willing to do whatever needs to be done. Even if it don't need to be done, Joe, you willing to do it. None. Facts.

14:15Now, what we got here? The Bills defeat the Texans. Why is that game so high scoring, man? Ain't the Texans supposed to be like that team team? Like that defense defense? Uh-huh. That ain't the same defense. You giving up 30, what, 36, man? Then let Josh Allen go over here for a hot little 20 for 29, 334, two tutties. He also ran for two touchdowns. What? Mm-hmm. Josh Allen went crazy. Well, that ain't the defense that we saw. That ain't the one to play. That's in the playoffs. Hell no.

14:56Y 'all went on ahead and let DJ Moore go on for five, for a hundred and a touchdown. Yeah, 20 a pop? Mm-hmm. That's what y 'all doing over there? I think y 'all got to believe in y 'all own hype. That's what happened. That's right. Look, look, look. Josh Allen is nice, though. That is Josh. Warning, the following song has been rated dangerously catchy and may not be suitable for grown-ups. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. Knock, knock, knocking at the door. Knock, knock, knocking at the door. Five, six, who is it? Five, six, who is it? It's Callie and Elliot. It's Callie and Elliot.

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17:44So you spend less time sorting through busy work and more time making progress on the work that matters. Put ChatGPT to work on your most ambitious ideas and projects. Get started at ChatGPT.com by selecting work mode. Available on Plus and Pro plans. CJ didn't sell. CJ did not sell. CJ did not sell. 26 for 38? It's just when you get down, it's called, but this is the same thing about Josh Allen too. Playoffs, it comes down to the end of the game with the quarterbacks. My man, we took two sacks. We took two sacks at the end. Blow it out. Play well. You fighting versus Josh Allen, but you still, you got 31 points.

18:24You putting it up on the board. I'm not knocking CJ at all. I love it. That was good work. That was good work. But that's when you can be able to, if you could have been able to find a way to finish it at the end, that's the over. You got to finish it. Finish it. that's how they got that problem in the playoffs he just can't finish it just can't finish it Joe they be forgetting man yes you got to seal the deal and that's what they want with them with the QBs yeah I ain't tripping baby look here man you know my boy D Moe over there David Montgomery he go ahead got him 60 yards two touchdowns rushing and one receiving peace he did his job He did his job.

19:07He did what we were supposed to do. That's when you saying, Texas defense, you scored 31 points. You tell me. You scored 31 points. You scored 31 points and you are CJ Stroud. You feel like you should have won the game. I don't care. You're walking in there and the defense feels like they sold. Sold. Because if you're 31, come on, man. They were short selling early. They were short selling early, Joe. I don't understand that one. I'm going to tell you right now, that Eagles-Commander's game, that was close to what I thought it was going to be. That was a close game. What do you like? Did you see?

19:43What do you think about the play? The two-point play?

19:51Nah. Nah. Nah. Hey, all right. Nah. I think that's my— The Senegal make that block, though. He just hit the little down block. I mean, I can see why they ran it, but yeah. nah you not going for it you doing a whole different play not that one not that one I just can't I just can't I just can't do that one man like you know your boy he go over there and he doing he doing the AB down the goal post your boy Stephon D ah you know what I'm saying like he knew that That was going to be a penalty, man. Actually, Jaden spoke about Stephon's digs costly post celebration penalty after the game here. That's what he had to say, bro.

20:46Jaden, you've been shooting yourself in the foot. What were your thoughts after the Stephon touchdown game? It's got to be smarter. You know, we got to know situation, situational football. You know, that's on me for not reiterating that in the huddle. So, you know, we just got to be smart. you know, this is a time and place for everything and celebrations. I'm pretty sure at that point we do win for two. You know, had to settle for the extra point, but you know, as the leader and the captain, man, I put that on my, I put that on myself for not reiterating that in the huddle, knowing that, you know, we had a potential to score on the play while we're in the huddle and just reiterating the score we're going for two.

21:27Hey, Joe, he says he has to put that on him to not reiterate that in the huddle. That don't sound like something that we go say. Hey, hey. Don't do this touchdown. Don't do nothing crazy. Don't do nothing crazy. What? That's a given. Yeah, I mean, that's just a quarterback not trying to put it on this, not trying to make Diggs look bad. I understand that, man, but you can't put everything on your shoulders as a quarterback. I know quarterbacks put a lot of stuff on their shoulders. That's not one of the things that you put on your shoulders. I feel like that is pure common sense. And you know the situation that you're in, you back you up so far that you ain't got no choice.

22:15That makes no sense. Yeah. Like you got to have some situation awareness in that situation. I think with him saying that, I think Jaden Daly, he knows that Diggs knows. he knows that him and Diggs probably just talked about it but he's like there's nothing if I start if I say anything to pound on it like Diggs already knows what's up I'm gonna have a conversation with him like I'm the quarterback of the team I could just take that on and just let it go you know what I'm saying move forward like I think it's just real just that's what quarterbacks can do he's gonna just take it on his shoulders Diggs know what it is I know what it is you know what I'm saying if I start putting more stuff on it then Diggs looking like Barry you know we talked about this you know how I'm already

23:00You cut out? No. Oh, I thought you cut out. You just stopped talking, Joseph. Look here. The Cardinals actually beat the Chargers, though. 26 to 14. Like that right there, that's a wild one. It is. I mean, you got, what was it? Brisket? Whooped? Yeah, Jacoby. I ain't going to say he whooped, but he beat Herbie. like that's how you beat Herbert like I guess Mike LaFleur he over there putting something in the water for them boys like 27 a 37, 277 one tutty my goodness and they had that huge punt block in the fourth quarter that led to that McBride touchdown to seal the game brother see i mean this is the cardinals i wasn't expecting much from them no but the chargers they have just justin herbert he's a everybody always saying franchise quarterback you know i'm saying how good he can make all the throws and do all of the things so i just need to see kind of they score 14 points on the cardinals um i don't know i think it's time for when people started talking about franchise quarterbacks and Jacoby Reset, 27 for 37, 277 in the tutty.

24:26Yeah, it's like, I got to see because Justin Herbert, every time everybody brings up Justin Herbert's name, it's, oh yeah, duh, instantly. Like he's 55 million, 60 million. He's a franchise quarterback. I'm like, all right. I just got spanked up by the Cardinals. I got to come. We got to watch the tape. Right. You see somebody getting 230, you say, duh. You know what I mean?

24:51What? We got to get up out of this contract. What are you talking about? Because you always talking about 230. Every time you say 230, you just, you a funny dude. I'm just saying, man, listen. The rookie, Trayvon Bright, nine recepts, 95 yards, touchdown. I mean, you know, that's good over there, Joseph. I'm just saying. Look here, man. All that going down, I'm feeling like we're – oh, the Steelers accomplished me, us. We accomplished our goal. We, the biggest goal is to have a W. Now we got things to fix and go ahead and adjust to and get better, you know, next week. We accomplished what we needed to do, that the Browns went on ahead and out there and stunk it up and lost.

25:44We didn't get accomplished what we needed to do with Cincinnati and Baltimore. They had plans, but, you know, everybody, you know, they got their own plans. So I'm sure we'll get a chance to adjust that and remedy that, you know, here a couple times. So that's not a problem. But, Joseph. Because it's the Patriots. Because it's the Patriots next. Yeah. And you know what we're going to do now? In New England. And last time we was there, that was last time. I ain't tripping. We going to try and make it far worse than that. All right? But, Joe. Yes? It's time for Playoff Fade presented by PrizePete.

26:38Yo, you know how it go. Yes, sir. Playoff Fade this thing, man. Oh, yeah. I got Jalen Waddle. I got him for more than 53.5. I have Kenneth Walker III for more than a half a tutty. All they need to get is one buddy. I got RJ Harvey for more than 18.5. He gets some spill in there, so I'm feeling like he's going to go ahead and get more than that. And then I got the kicker. He's going to make a field goal. I got more. Joe with your word Joe this is the game that we gonna be looking at tonight Monday Night Football D-Bo Jalen Waddle new to the squad Bo Nix target obviously he probably gonna have 80 yards he's gonna take a slant maybe to the crib okay cause that man is nice and that man is fast Kenneth Walker first game with his new team running back Super Bowl champion, feeling good, wants to make his presence known.

27:46Tutty. RV, 18 yards. Yes, man. He's going to have at least seven, eight carries. So he got to be at 18 yards. Got to. Got to. Got to get more. And then, come on, Kansas City, they can't give up tutties every time they get across the 50. So your man going to get one field goal. Yes, sir. It's just math. It's just math. Easy work, man. Easy work. I'm going to go ahead and play that, Debo. Play it. My guy Joe is playing it, man. Look here, man. Download the app today and use the code DEBOJO to get$150 instantly in lineups if you win your first$5 lineup. That code is DEBOJO for$150 instantly when you win your first$5 lineup.

28:37Look here, Joe. So, hey, we got six, 700 in the chat. We ain't got enough likes on there, though. Y 'all going to be liking that thing, baby. Look here. Get the liking. We going to jump in these super chats right here. Look here. What we got? Oh, my goodness. We got one from Friday, man, that came in late. Know what he said? That dude over there. Someone's problem. We about to be your problem. He's sending$5. He said he's staying by what I stand by what I said. Still a suck and Browns aren't worth the time. They will be last as always. That is one thing I will agree about you saying is that, yes, the Browns will be last as always.

29:26What do you think about that, Joe? After that week, bro, I don't have a leg to stand on. I'm going to go ahead and take it until my Browns show me. I can't be sitting here fighting a fight and they ain't fighting a fight. can't just be sitting and getting my ass whooped trying to fight for y 'all. Fight for me. Help me. Y 'all help me help y 'all. Like, I'm trying to do something. I don't want to talk about bad, but then we going to get belted. What you want me to do here? What you want me to do here? Yo, I'm just saying, like, you know, I mean, I mean, I mean, just, I mean, fight. Fight! Fight!

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30:04Fight! You're going to whoop me. Fight. Hit him back. don't just let him hit you hit him back he hit you first it's okay you can punch back yo we are going to what's that instigator we got instigator five dollars said come on Debo we can't leave out Mount Washington hey I told you why Mount Washington Mount Washington dribbling another grown man head on the dirt man he got a family fee He out there. He out there. He doing that for his family. That's why. You think that man victim weight over there, running up on Mount, want to do that? No. Boom. Grab a whole man. Helmet. Boom. Boom. Dang, bro.

30:55That boy bounced off the ground like he was on a wrestling mat. Boom. Your head hit first and legs hit after. I got to be more careful. Mount. Look here, man. Mike Mike, he back. He's at Mike Mike 100. Five outs. Appreciate your brother. He said, what up, people? And Joe. Joe, how's your fantasy team doing? Oh, I won. I won my fantasy. I won my fantasy. I won my team at 159. What did that mean, Joe? Week one. Week one, we smacked. Because guess what? We smacked. We won. We won 159 to 92. the other team that I played, my matchup, their quarterback was Kyler Murray. So, I mean, you know, you know, so they didn't get no, and my quarterback was Josh Allen, so.

31:45Okay. Man, listen here, man. Prayers up to Kyler. Prayers up to Kyler for sure. Sleep, sleep. You just show, it's a, man, it's. Dangerous game. He got to work on the slide game. He slid way too late because it didn't even look like he was going to slide. It looked like he was going to try and fall forward and then it was like an in-between. Warning. The following song has been rated dangerously catchy and may not be suitable for grown-ups. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. Knock, knock, knocking at the door. Knock, knock, knocking at the door. Five, six, who is it? Five, six, who is it?

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35:16That was out of bounds. Fire. Fire. Fire. Look here, man. I mean, sometimes things that happen, happen, you know? Mm-hmm. We got Nick, what is it? Nico Bellic? Nico Bellic? $5. He said,

35:42Deshaun said, y 'all don't pay me enough to quarterback this team, Joe. He said up the price. No, Nick, come on, man. $230 ain't enough. That's the old price. For 20 games, though. That's the 20th game that we played for$230. So, like, we talking, that's the bag per game. I'm just telling you, Joe. That's the old price. That ain't the new price. My man, he's playing at, if we want to go with average right now, he's basically at$10 million a game. No, man. He count every day. I understand what you're saying. But you got to understand, he's doing it for the Browns. He didn't say quarterback, period.

36:31He said quarterback for this team, Joe. Would you play quarterback for the Browns? Brother. Yes. Yes. If I was Deshaun Watson, then I can't. And that's the problem. Everybody want to play quarterback and they willing to pay. No, no, no. Not literally me. Not literally me. No, because we wouldn't be good. You still ain't. It'd be the same thing. Shut up. You ain't good now, Joe. Well, look, that's what I'm saying. Let Shador at least go, and then we'll know if we got, if he's going to be better than me. That's for sure. Let's get Shador in there. Oh, man, Joe. Company life, she back. She said, hello, D-Bo and Joe.

37:11My grandson, Cam, played great. He had three tackles and a forced fumble. He said, thank you for the words and encouragement. He was all smiles. What the freak? That's a basketball game. 73-66. He played basketball? Thank you for the$10, Covenant Life. Covenant Life. Hey. Covenant Life. Three tackles? What? Covenant Life. That's a hoop game, Cub. Covenant Life. That's a hoop game, right? They ain't supposed to be like that. You sure they wasn't playing basketball?

37:47Covenant, my man was out there. Three tackles, a forced fumble, and they got the dub. Did it go into overtime? Because that's a lot of tutties. They allowed 66 points, Covenant. Yo, you better tight. Joe, don't you give him no more 66 points, Joe. 66 in a dub they was playing on air oh they had to be Joe I am sorry my defensive mind would not allow me to say 66 is good Covenant go ahead Cam you came through with the win which is always a good thing but Joe y 'all didn't come through with it oh man Man, $73.66. That's funny. Oh, we got coming to light back again. Oh, they get buckets. She said, Joe, I have never been concerned about the Browns and how they're playing, but since I've been watching the show, I found myself checking to see what the score is with the Browns and saying, oh, no, Joe, it's not good right now.

39:07Joe, are you not good right now, Joe? Yesterday, I was not good. I was not good. Coveted, you are exactly right. Watching the game, you get so excited because you want your team to do well. And then until 12 minutes, and then we threw the pick, and then we got scored on it, and then it just started getting bad and bad and bad and bad. And I'm like, oh, my goodness, what's happening? Oh, my goodness, I can't even keep track of all the things that are happening. It's 14 to 0. Oh, no, it's 31 to 0. Oh, my goodness. So I was upset. So, yeah, thank you, Coveted, for thinking about me because I am a fan.

39:45I do want my Browns to do well. And when we don't, it does suck. And it hurts my stomach. It's okay, Joe. You used to be hurt. We're going to be all right, though. You used to be in hurt, Joe. I mean, what year did you do? No, no, no. Look, this thing, when I was playing, it was hurting for sure too, but I always felt like I could control what I was doing out there so I could do my part. No, no, no, no. I could do my part. I just knew I was. If I'm not getting hit up. You just have less now, that's all. I don't have no responsibility, but I feel because I want us to win and I feel for our fan base because they don't.

40:22Just because you feel it makes it real? Yes. Yes. Your feelings don't matter. I don't care about your feelings. We don't care about your feelings, Joe. Okay, you know what? You know what? Joe, you see this? That's crazy, because you know what? I do care about your feelings. You see this, Joe? I said we, the Steelers. Oh, the Steelers. We. Oh, you don't care about my Browns feelings. You don't care about my feelings towards the Browns. Zero. You care about my feelings towards the Steelers. I care about your feelings as a person, as a human being, as a brother. But when those feelings relate to the Browns, I give two shits less.

41:09Okay. People, I appreciate this because I just need to get a legitimate understanding because I'm like, okay, but you care about my feelings. Yes. Not my Browns feelings. Right. No. Okay. My still is feelings and you care about me as a brother, as a friend. but you can care less about anything going on with the Brains. I think a lot of people need to learn how to separate. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Compartmentalize. Compartmentalize. I'm very good at that. Yes. I'm very good at that. And I'm able to compartmentalize a lot of things in life, situations, circumstances and fandom of feelings of people for any other team but the Pittsburgh Steelers is easy for me to say they're your problems and I'm glad you got them.

42:04Okay, I got you. I'm understanding. I'm understanding it completely. I'm understanding it completely. I think that's why when other things are happening for other teams besides I think I just have two I have two feelings though. I can do that with all other teams besides My Browns, where you don't care, and our Steelers. You know what I'm saying? You keep putting that word Browns in there, it just loses me. I don't know. Anyway, I don't know. As soon as you start saying Browns, I just lose all. Okay, all right, man. I just, yeah, you know. Covenant Life, she back,$50 Covenant Life. Thank you, baby.

42:47Thank you, Covenant. rookie had the best week one for the best first week as their debut in the nfl what rookie will win a super bowl that's hard to say um it won't be it won't be the la rams i don't think that trade the browns made with the rams are working for either team which new coach had the best first game. So, Joseph, we have not seen all the games yet, so we don't know. These questions we would have to talk about tomorrow actually, but what I will say is that Rams trade, Joe, Barry really looking like he had a glass ball, crystal ball or something. He went back to the future and jumped in that thing and said, oh, something going on.

43:45Something's a little iffy. That man gone for four weeks, Joe. Yeah, man. Little cleanup. So that's why when he said that. Hey, Joe, I'm going to tell you what I think happened. It's just me spitballing, speedballing, Joe. But I'm going to give you a quick one. I think he got there. And they said we're going to get you here. And maybe he knew he might have had to have something done. But that peaked Aaron Donald's interest. Hey, listen, don't you get that done until we get inside. As soon as he got him signed, he played the game. He went on ahead, and now, hey, we got you. Now we got him for four weeks while we wait for it.

44:23You know, while we wait for it. Miles, come back. That's just me. You know how I do my thing. I'm spitballing. You know, I'm la, la, la. Everything. You put everything. There's never going to be a stone unturned. That's all that you do. That's all you make a show, D-Bow. Yes. Yeah. Yes. You know what I'm saying? That's all I was saying. Foxy Mama. Why you got that Atlanta Falcons thing on there? Foxy Mama, four, three, two, one, five dollars. She said, sticking my tongue at y 'all for beating my Falcons, even though I'm disgusted with them with the quarterback situation. Yep. We ain't disgusted with them about the quarterback situation.

45:04We appreciate y 'all doing what y 'all did. Y 'all knew when y 'all picked up Tua that that man was already retired but not retired. That's what I'm hearing. That's what somebody said. I'm trying to figure out what's going on with those chairs in the meeting room. They're setting up everybody's lower back. I don't know about that. Everybody got back. Everybody got a low back. Everybody got a back. Everybody got a back over there. When they got that back, you know how that go. I don't know. But, hey. My neck. My back. We appreciate you, Foxy. My neck and my back. Oh. He goes, Santa. Hey, back. $2.

45:42Deshaun Watson and the Browns stink, Joe.

45:49Today? He actually said stank. Today, I have to take it. Today, I have to take it. You are what your tape says you are. And right now, our tape is stank. I'm going to go ahead and take it. You got to. You ain't got no choice. What I'm going to do? Lie to the American people? Nope. Well, listen, man, the color JJ,$5 says this is what you need to do. Time for Joe to unretire to help the Brownies. Love you, Joe. Thank you. I love you, too. But if I go out there, it's not going to be any better, guys. I'm going to need more pass rush. It's going to be way worse. I'm going to need more pass rush. It's going to be way worse.

46:33I'm going to be sitting out there in the zone like this. Somebody get to the quarterback. He has all day. Joe's out here ass. I'm like, man, I told you, I ain't got nothing for you. This is not 2010 when I was running out there half vertical. I'll be out there looking weak. Y 'all going to say, man, this nigga, Joe, get him out of here. Get him up out of here, Joe. Get him up out of here. Come to life again. $20. She said, I'm going to start a losing team fantasy called Don't Pick 'em. Wow. Starting with the Jets won. You can't use the Jets no more. I don't know about that. The Jets, she said she's going to start with the Jets, the Falcons, Cowboys, and the Browns.

47:17We lost the first ball. The Browns at the top. The Falcons next. Cowboys. Yep, I take it. Browns, because we, you, you, you got to take it. Hey, Joe, and she said, stop laughing at her grandsons. I was proud. They were, they were not, she said they were not supposed to win. I see why. I see why. You know why they weren't supposed to win? You give up 56 points. They defense out there playing like the Browns. Hold it. Covenant is funny. They weren't supposed to win. They scored 66 points. They scored 73 and 1. They gave up 66. Well, I guess so. A win is a win, though, baby. A win is a win. A win is a win.

48:09What do we say, Debo? You play to win the game. Look here, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us on this episode of Debo and Joe. Please make sure you like, subscribe, and download where you get the show. Like, like, like. We got 600 in the chat. Get it up. Get it up. Get it up. Joe. Yes, sir. See you tomorrow. Same time, same place. Let's get it. Yeah.

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