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17:20Okay.

17:25Shannon Sharpe:You know, in basketball, you're going to practice two hours out of the day. You got the rest of the day to yourself to chill. Game night, on the road. I don't give a damn what it is. We ain't got to stay in the hotel. You know what I mean? Yeah. Bro, you might got a little something, something come through. Yeah, yeah. Oh, before the game, Joe? Hey, man, you got to get in how you live. We in different cities almost every other night, man. Damn, Joe, for real? Man, I'm just saying. Don't sit here and act like it ain't easy now. I ain't know, Joe. I ain't never did nothing like that, but go ahead.

17:58I'm just saying. You know, hey.

18:00Shannon Sharpe:Not the day. I mean, maybe the night before the game, not the day of the game, Joe. You ain't trying to do nothing like that before the game, is it, Joe? I'm saying, if I'm in the city for only one night, you know what I mean? I ain't coming back. We only play this team one time and they building. Well, you know, like Luther Badgeron say, if only for one night. Damn, Joe. Y 'all know. Now that I think about it, that is a whole lot of cities. 82 games. Man, listen, listen. They don't do no room check. They don't do none of that. Y 'all don't do no room check. Y 'all ain't got no curfew? Joe, y 'all ain't got no curfew?

18:36Shannon Sharpe:Man, hell no. Only person that's going to be room checking you is your damn girlfriend or your wife. That's it. Damn. Oh, Lord. Have mercy. I ain't know that, Joe. Man, they got security on the hall. Right there by the elevator and the doors. Hey, you better be in your room by 11 o 'clock. Nah, I'm just keeping... They got coming by checking their rooms. Nah. Now, you know, guys might be in the room playing video games or playing cards or something like that. But ain't nobody, ain't no, ain't no, no. Man, I got like, for instance, like it's cities that, you know, you go to, you know people. I ain't necessarily saying it's just, you know, females.

19:10Shannon Sharpe:I'm saying you might know some cats you went to school with, high school with, college with. And you know you only go, hey, man, we go out, we get something to eat. Let's go bowling. Let's go do something. Like, it's this. I ain't trying to see nobody I went to high school with. Hey, hold on. You ain't double back on nothing you went to high school with? No. Well, you know, everybody you go to high school with, I mean, after the year, by the time you made it, they done got kind of big, Joe. No, no. Not early in your career, Ocho. You know what I'm saying? It may be something in high school, you know, you thought was nice.

19:43Shannon Sharpe:You ain't touching high school, so you like, hold on. Nah, Joe. Everything nice in high school done got a little fluffy. They a little bell pepper, Joe. That's 10 years. That's your 10-year reunion. That's 10 years, but two, three years removed from high school, man, please. Joe, think about this, Joe. Think about this. And I'm sure people in the chat could attest to this. Those that was fine as hell, they used to be, oh, they was them, you know, as far as female. They don't, it don't be that years down the line, Joe. I'm saying 10, 15 years down the line, they may not be like that. But you still, you still going to have, you going to have a few, Ocho, that's going to really take care of themselves and keep themselves up.

20:21Shannon Sharpe:I don't know where y 'all, where y 'all from. You know what I mean? What y 'all got going? What school y 'all went to? Where I'm from? Yeah. Yeah. I'm just telling you, everybody get, you know, get a little healthy, a little weight on them. Ain't nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying, it's never what it used to be. That's not how I remember you in high school. Man. You was that one. Like, I couldn't wait to come out in the hallway and see you walk by because you was that one. Yeah. You know, I mean, eh. I get what you're saying, Ocho. Joe, but there is a few, bro. There is a few. Look, because you know, like in high school, they may be a little slim.

21:01Shannon Sharpe:You know what I mean? Two, three years out of high school, they didn't gain a little weight. Good weight. Right. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I feel you. I mean, I ain't really seen nothing like that, Joe. Most of the time, you graduate and have two, three kids, and, you know, they be a little bell pepper, Joe. Not all of them, O.T. Yeah, I mean, maybe not where you from. I'm talking about down here in Miami. And Joe, I hate to go against you, but Ocho Wright. Ocho Wright or different. Yeah? Hey, I'm telling you. Look, two, three years out of high school, let's say you at Savannah State, you a junior in college.

21:35Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. You mean to tell me there ain't no girls in high school that you done seen or you be like, boy, look. I ain't backtracked in high school. You didn't? Nope. I mean, I ain't acting like I did. I'm just, you know, I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah, I know you did. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I ain't acting like I did. I'm just saying. But hey, Ocho, Joe, I saw big things in their future in high school. I'm talking about, you know, a job promotion. I saw big things on the horizon. Just saying. Hey, Joe, now you got me thinking. I'm trying to think who was that one. Hey, Ocho, you from Florida, boy.

22:10I know y 'all got some, boy.

22:13Shannon Sharpe:No way. I'm trying to think who was the it person. Ocho, most of them was having babies. Joe, they was having babies. I mean, a lot of them had babies while we was in school. Yeah, it's basically. I mean, the youngest was 13. She got pregnant at like 13. I think she had a kid at 14. Damn. She got pregnant in seventh grade, had the baby in eighth grade. Damn. So how are you in eighth grade? Eighth grade. 13, 14? I had some girls in my elementary who were pregnant in sixth grade. Damn. Yeah. Joe, wait. Joe, we. Oh, you know what? You out there in Arkansas. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Project girls. Yeah, I'm like, oh, no.

22:50Shannon Sharpe:No, no, no, no. No, Joe. That was it. So hold on. Y 'all ain't had no pretty girls in high school, bro. They were pretty in high school. I went to college for four years. That was high school. That was four years ago. And you mean telling me all the prettiness gone from... Yeah. I wasn't interested. You weren't interested then. Now you interested now? Hey, listen. They always interested after what they choose don't work out. Exactly. You want a guy to drink and smoke weed? You ain't want me. Now you want me two, three kids later? But hold on, hold on. You a little more experienced now. You ain't trying to wipe off.

23:33Shannon Sharpe:No, I'm good. What we trying to do, Joe? Man, let me tell y 'all something. At Little Rock Central, where I went to high school at, let me tell y 'all something. We had all the pretty girls at Central, bro. Like, if you went to another high school in Little Rock before our bell rang when school was out, you see dudes driving through there. You hear me? Damn. Yeah, dudes come through there. A lot of the girls that I went to high school with, especially the pretty ones, they probably dated somebody at a different school. You know what I mean? Yeah. But we had them, boy. We had them. You hear me?

24:05Shannon Sharpe:Well, we didn't. Damn. I mean, hey, Joe, I think we had them too, Joe. I mean, it's Miami, you know? I mean, it's a melting pot. Of course. That's what I'm saying. Everyone is gorgeous, but things change in a short amount of time from by the time you graduate to four years later. So you ain't had, like, no little skinny girl in high school, and then two, three years later, she gained some good weight. Yeah, I'm saying. Oh, Joe. I mean, Joe, me, my high school, my girlfriend in high school, when we broke up, I had my girlfriend in college. I ain't look back. I ain't mess with nobody from... All right, okay.

24:45And now you got me thinking, I wonder where the... I'm trying to think...

24:52Shannon Sharpe:College is a different story. College is something else, boy. Whoo, law.

25:01Shannon Sharpe:I'm trying. Joe, you got me thinking, Joe. You got Joe and I tell his story. Yeah, yeah. You got me thinking, Joe. What I got you thinking about? Now I'm trying to think back who was fine back in high school, and I wonder where they're at and what they're doing now, and what do they look like now after all this. You ain't worried about nobody right now. You about to be worried about them when you got out of Oregon State. I'm just saying, the fact they were on the topic, huh? That's all. The fact they were on the topic, like, it's jogging. I'm like, damn, I wonder where so-and-so at from 1995, 1996.

25:34Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. That's all.

25:39Shannon Sharpe:Man, I had this one boy. Hey, she went to a rival high school. Boy, she was so fine. Ooh. Like that? What? What's her name, honk? I ain't telling. We might be able to find her. I know where she is. My sister see her all the time. Oh, for real? Yeah. You looking for her? Okay, my bad. She still fine? He don't want to say, man. She pushing 60 here. That might be the one. Never mind. We broke up. What you did wrong? I didn't do nothing wrong. You just said y 'all broke up. We did. Well, 98 % of the time, it's the man broke. Man, look here. See, if I tell the story, everybody going to know who it is.

26:24Shannon Sharpe:And I don't want people to know who it is. I don't want to put up business out there. Okay, okay, okay, okay. My bad, my bad. Hold on. The people you went to high school going to know? Everybody going, yes. Oh, wait, hold on. Y 'all was together and it was private? ain't no, ain't no, ain't no, man, look at your man, you know what I'm saying? You know? Oh, you a creeper? You know what I'm saying? I had padded feet. Okay, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you. I got you. You know, we quietly broke up, and

26:58Shannon Sharpe:yeah, I know, man. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. Some of the best times of my life, bro, bro. If I'm keeping it real, which I was at high school, bro. Oh, yeah. High school was fun, bro. College, when I got to college, I could see my dreams right in front of me, meaning like the NBA, I was so focused that it wasn't nothing going to throw me off my pivot. Same thing in high school, but in high school, I had so much fun because I went to high school with a lot of cats who I really grew up with. High school was fun, bro. You threw caution to the wind. Boy, I am so glad. There ain't no way I could have to survive with social media now in high school with the...

27:39Shannon Sharpe:Man, what you talking about? With the access and overexposure? Man, what you talking about? No, sir. Hey, listen. Because when I was in high school, boy, you had to go home and check that call ID to see who calls you. You know what I'm saying? What you know about that call ID, Joe? Well, hey, Ocho, I should be... I go straight home and check it. Trying to see if this... Let me see if she hit me up or something. Let me see what's going on. But that was a good old day. Yes, you fine, Ocho. I'm talking about this girl has body, body. Because you know, when you're in high school, they fine for no reason.

28:16Shannon Sharpe:They ain't got to work out or nothing. God dang it.

28:22Shannon Sharpe:Hey, what's up? Right. Yeah, yeah, you with me for a minute.

28:31Shannon Sharpe:Man, let me stop. I get myself a drink. Let me get a little sweet, little sweet.

28:40Shannon Sharpe:Hey, speaking of Sparks, two days after the Knicks claimed their first NBA title in 53 years, Mikel Bridges confirmed on a James Dolan issued a 10-weeks no-sex man prior to the team's big win. 10 weeks? Damn. Hold on. I mean, I heard you hear, also, you know, the fight game. I mean, Joe, you've heard fighters, they go away and no sex. They want to build that testosterone. Ten weeks? Yeah. You know damn well none of them boys listen to that shit. NBA players? You don't think so, Ocho? The majority of them guys on the Knicks, though, they married.

29:20Shannon Sharpe:Huh? I ain't got nothing to say. Y 'all ain't got nothing to say. Y 'all don't think them dudes, y 'all don't think they... I do. Yeah. Yeah. Ten weeks is a long time, though. Yeah, it is. It is, especially when you're used to going like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you go harder to paint? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all of a sudden you say, hey, bad plea. Yeah. See, I know that's hard for you on Ocho, because y 'all thinking like, hey, about every two, three days, I need to make this thing throw up. You know what I'm saying? Hey, every two or three days. I'm talking about every two or three hours.

29:52What the hell you talking about? What you talking about? Hey, you know what? Hey, Joe, I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm not as active as I used to be, you know, once every two weeks maybe. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm going to be honest. You know, we family. I can talk to you all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I play around a lot, but you can tell by my voice and my delivery, I'm not joking. Like, you know, once every two weeks, sometimes maybe twice in two weeks. I don't know why. maybe because I'm on the go so much

30:29and wifey she don't live with you do she often it feels like she's with me you know

30:38Shannon Sharpe:as I've gotten older I don't have the same level of appetite I don't work out like I want to but that there

30:51hey you know are you thinking because I'm older now

30:55Shannon Sharpe:I don't know what your problem is. That ain't got nothing to do with me, Ocho. You need to figure that out. You need to go talk to somebody about that. I'm just thinking how it was. Hey, Joe, I'm thinking about how it was in my 20s and 30s. Yeah. As opposed to how I am now, where it's like, you know, most of the time I initiate stuff, but when it does happen, she has to be the one to initiate everything. I think age catching up to me, boy. You think so? A little bit. what I was once. Don't get me wrong, but I guess I can afford to tamper it back. Right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, let's just say, Usain Bolt is still fast.

31:32Shannon Sharpe:He ain't what he once was, but he's still fast. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah, I get you, Drew. I get it. I get it. I get it. It might be something wrong with me, boy. I don't know. Nah, ain't nothing wrong with you, man. You probably just on the go a lot. Got a lot going on. You know what I mean? You already know you can't be still. You know what I mean? Yeah. Hey, catch me on the right day.

32:00Shannon Sharpe:Hey, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules.

32:05Shannon Sharpe:Hey, you do the right thing. Nah, I mean, look. Look, man, you know, Ocho, look, good times don't know what he does, anything. You know, I think the thing is that when you know what, you know, being professional athletes and having, you're like, it's not the same. But, you know, once you sit at the table, I might not even be hungry. Right. Once you sit at the table, I'm going to eat. I'm going to eat a belly full. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, hey, let me get some of the mashed potatoes. Let me get some of them, you know, let me get some Hawaiian rolls. You know, hey, I take a slice of ham.

32:54Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. Hey, let me get some turkey. Oh, I take oxtail. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You got cornbread, too? I take a slice of cornbread. Yeah. A little bit of this, a little bit of that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Yeah.

33:12Shannon Sharpe:But I don't know what is wrong with you, Ocho. Baby, you know what? Maybe your testosterone level is low. You might need to go get your testosterone levels checked. Hey, y 'all told me to take them supplements. Ain't don't them supplements help with that? Oh, no. This was going on. I'm starting to put two and two together. See, you eat a lot of McDonald's. So it lowers your testosterone level. It lowers your testosterone level because you ain't getting the proper proteins that you need in your body. Magnesium, sodium. Ain't no way you getting out. Hey, look, you ain't getting the right fibers in your body.

33:45Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, man. You need to get right home, boy. And plus, Ocho, you got to realize you were an athlete. And so you had to build that testosterone and plus your adrenal level. So you had that fight or flight. Think about how many times you had that fight or flight. Yeah. You just burned through that reserve. Yeah. Yeah.

34:11Shannon Sharpe:Boy, you're probably at zero now, Ocho. Yeah. Damn. Y 'all sound like I ain't got no hope. You got hope now. I'm just saying. It's still time. Hey, Joe, y 'all supposed to send me the supplements to take, man, that provide all the magnesium and stuff. But your eating habits, you cannot exercise a bad diet. In a situation like that, the question is yours. Yeah, I mean. What do you want to do, Ocho? You want to be like, I'm not saying it's going to cut, I mean, but it'll be better than what it is. Do you want your levels to come back to what they were or close to what they were? Obviously, once you hit 30, your testosterone levels start to dip.

34:54Hey, what Doug Flutie and Frank Thomas taking that commercial? No, that's what it's about, ain't it? That's, you got to be careful with that.

35:07Shannon Sharpe:You got to make sure you got to do blood work. You got to get all that stuff taken care of because, you know, black people, black men, especially black men, have a high rate of prostate cancer. Yeah. So you got to be careful. Hey, hey, hey, you got to slow down on them glizzes. Yeah, you got to slow down, bro. Hey, I had two at the arm. See what I'm talking about? Yeah, at the stadium. See what I'm talking about? Man making fun of me eating my hot dogs, but you ain't going to dress it up or nothing? Oh, no. Hey, hey, Jay, they making fun of me because I'm eating my hot dogs plain. I mean, condiments cost.

35:40I ain't paying for that too

35:41Shannon Sharpe:Oh man So guess what If prescribed new sexual health patients Get$15 their first order of Sparks On a reoccurring plan Connect with a provider at ro.co Slash nightcap To find out if prescription Rose Sparks Are right for you Oh Joe you gotta change your diet bro Cause as you get older Cause as a young man You produce bounds and bounds of testosterone Yep Once you hit 30 Yeah. That's why you got to change something, bro. Man, I'm finna hit 52. That's why you can't lose weight like you once could. That's why you can't cut up like you once could. Because your body don't produce the testosterone that it once did.

36:20Shannon Sharpe:That's why it's easy for a man to get in shape than a woman. Because a man has higher testosterone level. Yeah. It'll produce estrogen. That's why it's easy for a man. That's why you hear women say, man, you done dropped 10, 15 pounds in a month, two months. Yeah. It take me a year to do, you lose that. Yeah. You have big muscles. Big muscles require energy. Energy burns fat. And the doctor could describe some testosterone pills for your boy now. You would have to get blood work. Yeah, I could do that. You know, I like needles. Hey, but you got to clean up your eating habits, bro. Okay, I could.

37:02McDonald's once a week, man. I won't do it like three, three, four times a week. I could do that. yeah yeah but I gotta I gotta work I mean if you want

37:11Shannon Sharpe:if you want if you want to come back if you want to put down a mean demonstration like three four times a week like you once could yeah

37:20Shannon Sharpe:okay okay okay yeah he ain't ready to make that change no yo okay you ain't ready to make that commitment I can tell I can tell I can tell I can tell I see the hesitation I see the hesitation hey listen I'm willing to do anything to improve my life you know anything you know you know I mean you know that one time that one time every two weeks that's a demonstration in itself yeah okay you know what I kind of embarrassed myself in New York I kind of embarrassed myself in New York what happened man what hey about about 50 50 seconds to a minute a dud a whole dud yeah 50 seconds yeah too excited yeah it was yeah it was rough too damn excited premature Yeah, yeah, yeah.

38:08It was ugly, boy.

38:10Shannon Sharpe:Hey, Ocho, it don't make you no bad brother, man. We ought to have one of them. Hey, Joe, honestly. Yeah, I have now. I mean, I was much younger. Yeah. That's why you got to control your breathing. Yeah, yeah. I'd be thinking about something else. I'd be like, oh, man, that's an elephant. That's a tree. I can't be thinking about what I'm thinking. Man, please. Yeah. It was tough, boy. It was sad. You know, I mean. Ain't nothing you can say, man. Just, you. Nah, I tried to make an excuse. I was like, damn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just roll over, take a nap, bro. And she held me tight, though. She held me tight.

38:51Oh, man. You already know.

38:53Shannon Sharpe:Hey, Joe, you already know it's a bad time. When she started just kissing and, oh, baby, it's okay. Oh, that, yeah. Nah, damn. Nah, damn. Yeah, yeah. Just get off me. Damn. Yeah, I was a little discouraged, but just for her to hold me up and rub my head and stuff, man, it's going to be all right. Yeah. She rubbing your back like you were a child, like your mom or your grandma used to do your back. It's okay, baby. Yeah. Damn. You ain't bounce back? You ain't? That's what a testosterone come in at. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I ain't had a chance to redeem myself. You couldn't catch your second wind?

39:27Nah, I ain't had no knowledge. Yeah, it was rough, boy. It was rough. Oh, man.

39:32Shannon Sharpe:Man. See? You know back in the day you used to pull a double or a triple? Triple. You used to pull a triple shield. Triple. With no problem. Hey, with no problem at all. Yeah. Now look at you. Now look at you. Take care. Pulling a double shield. Ask you to work overtime. You're like, we're overtime? I done worked two days straight as it is. After fighting for your life. Yeah. Yeah.

40:03Shannon Sharpe:Hard but it's fair, sad but it's true Better you than me though It's all good, don't make fun of me now I don't make no fun of you It could happen at any given moment It's gonna happen to plenty of people in the chat I'm sure bro, they can relate But not at my big age Joe, it's gonna happen at my big age Just be glad It's still working Hello hello you right you right you right cause I hey it gonna be a time ain't no time soon where they ain't gonna be able to do nothing but look at old mama oh man don't tell me hey well I get them two popsicle sticks in a rubber band you just put them popsicle sticks together in that rubber band that's all I got for you mama I'm gonna keep it what now that's all I got I'm sorry yeah oh man hey you got them old people you see them on the porch Joe and Ocho just rocking Rocking back and forth You remember?

40:58Shannon Sharpe:I sure do That's just a figment of my imagination Damn I'm going to bounce back though, man But I'm saying, go to the doctor Get your blood work done Let him see where your levels are Hey, they got something to help you out But the problem is, Ocho Once you go to the doctor And he get your levels back up, boy It's going to be hard to tame He's going to be hard to turn it off. Hey, she got insurance now. She got insurance. Yeah. When Cambodia see that wheelchair up in the corner, tell me what you got a wheelchair for. Tomorrow you'll find out.

41:46Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, man. Oh, man. He's just reminiscence. How old Cambodia, Ocho? uh 30 30 39 okay so she's like seven eight years younger than you i know joe your people hey and then you know hey well please yeah what what what you get the that sweet spot by 35 to 45 yeah yeah man you talk about i'm talking about they they thinking the wheelchair rubber

42:20Shannon Sharpe:And you know the wheelchair got the old bitch rubber clean. Joe, what do you want? Ocho, go on to the doctor. Yeah. Get your blood work done. Yeah, I got you. I got you. You'll be all right. I got you. You'll be all right. I do. But just go ahead and tell her beforehand because she's going to be like, well, you ain't never performed like this before. Yeah. I mean, no, no, they know, you know, in the beginning, you know, when you first meet. Yeah, yeah. Hey, boy. This ain't no first meet. This when you 22. This when you a teenager. Yeah. Ocho. You know, I can sum it up, you know, on the first time.

42:59Shannon Sharpe:Ocho. Yeah. She going to look back at you and say, what is wrong with you? Yeah. Come on now. Come on now. Yeah. Hey, Ocho, like your boy, they all in the closet looking up on the bed. Come on, who helped you? Ain't no way you did this by yourself. That is just me. So just go ahead and say, hey, I'm going to get my levels checked out. Make sure everything's okay. X, Y, and Z. Yeah. Mean demonstration. Get you right. Hey, your best year, what you have, 1 ,600? That's a 1 ,900 receiving yard season. That's what you're about to put down. Yeah. 115 catches, 1 ,900 yards, 16 touchdowns. Ooh, I like that.

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49:06Like that.

49:11Shannon Sharpe:You know what? I had all my kids together, and I'm going to have Jordan to post a picture. Yeah. my kids don't have none of my personality. I mean, some of it, like my daughter, Kayla, she kind of like quiet, she kind of like to herself. She moody, explosive personality. But as far as like that, none of them took that from me. I'm talking about none of them. They got all their mom. I say, thank you, Jesus. Thank you. I can't say the same.

49:50Shannon Sharpe:I can't say this thing. They got your personality, Joe? I wouldn't. Nah, my daughter and my youngest son do. My oldest son, he a little different. I got to keep my eye on his ass. He different. He different. You know, I'm just keeping it real with y 'all chat. Y 'all hear me out? I done caught him a few times, you know, doing some stuff. he ain't got no damn business doing. You know what I mean? Hey, Joe, you got to think about it now. When you was that age, man. Nah, I wasn't doing it. I wasn't. I wasn't. I wasn't. I was his age, Ocho. I wasn't doing that, bro. Nah, I was too locked in. I was too locked in, you know what I mean, on what it was I was trying to accomplish.

50:36Shannon Sharpe:You know what I'm saying? Right. And you know how it is, man. You know, but when you get up in them age, 17, 18, 19, your hormones go to rage. There's a young man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And boy, look, you looking to get that thing wet at the end of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You like Christopher Columbus now. You trying to go sailing now. Yeah. I'm going to explore. Hey, I'm a jelling. I'm going to discover. I'm going to discover something. Oh, man. I don't know where, but I'm going to discover something.

51:07Shannon Sharpe:Hey. But no, but I look at my kids and sometimes I catch them. I was like, damn. My son had two girlfriends. his entire life. He broke up with the one and then he married the other one. He'd been married, I think, five years. My daughters, I'm talking about nothing, nothing like me. Right. I'm talking about absolutely nothing. I knock on wood, thank you, Jesus. But I just knew, I was like, man, God gonna pay me back for this. He got to. That's what I'm saying, bro. Real talk. I can't make this up. Check this out So when my son was in He had to be about He had to be about Eighth grade Ninth grade So you know He said man You know he playing At a basketball game So after the basketball game He said dad Can my girlfriend come over This is school night It's already about Nine o 'clock School night It's a school night He said man Can my girlfriend come over For you know A couple hours You know me I'm like yeah man She can come over So she come over Now I'm keeping a close eye I'm like y 'all sit y 'all ass in the kitchen, on the couch, you know, watch TV.

52:18Shannon Sharpe:Ain't no going to the bedroom. Ain't going to be none of that. You know what I mean? Just keeping it 100. So I leave them in the kitchen. So when I do come back in the kitchen, I'm making noise because I want you to know I'm coming. Just in case you're trying to do something sneaky, you need to get right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I came through there about two, three times. I guess they had done got comfortable. Hell, I come back through there about a third time. The light's off. I'm like, damn, why the light's off in this moment? I go in the kitchen I go, Ocho I turn the lights I'm like, damn Why it's so dark in here?

52:51Shannon Sharpe:Boy, there ain't nobody In the kitchen Come on, Joe Ain't nobody in the kitchen I go, Ocho But to the right To the right of the living room It's a bathroom It's a Oh, God He done got a hemmed up The bathroom light on And I can see people In there moving around And I'm like I'm not Hey, hey Man, y 'all Come on, man She gotta go home, bro You gotta go Whoa, whoa, whoa Who was going to? So, that's why I say, boy, listen, because it's stuff like that, I wouldn't have never tried with my mama. No. You feel what I'm saying? No. No. First of all, I was too embarrassed because we didn't have no indoor plumbing, we didn't have nothing, so wasn't nobody coming to the house.

53:32Shannon Sharpe:And even when we got the new house, I couldn't in good conscience have no. Now, I ain't say in the driveway, in the car, but you ain't coming in the house. Hey, that's funny, buddy. Nah, nah, nah. And Joe, hey, Joe Lightway, you a cock block. Cock blocking like a mug, car. Let me tell you something. Boy, you think you finna bring a child in here, and you a child? You finna, boy, please. Nah, hell nah. We ain't doing that, Ocho. They already, hey, I had my daughter, Joe, hey. Boy, you thought I was Jonathan Austin and Anthony Munoz, the way I was blocking. Hey. I had that chime on the door every time.

54:11Shannon Sharpe:Hey, come on, look here. I said, guys, because all the friends stayed, they stayed over. I said, look, I said, I'm responsible for y 'all. I said, if y 'all can't do right, y 'all going to need to go home. That's all I'm saying. I said, ain't going to be no sneaking. Ain't going to be no going on like that. I said, y 'all just need to go. I said, Kayla, I'm sorry, baby. They going to just have to go home. I said, because y 'all done told everybody y 'all at Mr. Shannon's house, and I'm responsible for you. I said, ain't nobody coming over here. I done had that problem already, too, Joe. Joe. Now, my older daughters, you know, they grown.

54:45They grown, grown. You know, got their colleague working, you know, doing their thing. My 11-year-old baby Kennedy, after school, school over. Daddy, you know, school is over. I just want to know because some of my friends come over and we have a sleepover. I say, hey, listen, mama, we not doing that because I'm not being responsible for nobody's kids. Exactly. Nothing happened over here. Now, I know you're only 11. You probably ain't doing nothing wrong. You're probably innocent, but even still, I don't want nobody kids under my supervision and i act like a child myself because you know what you

55:20Shannon Sharpe:know what they don't understand bro we was once 17 18 19 once trying to be sneaky man i know all these damn tricks you trying to pull up in here come on man let me laugh what's yeah now you know I'm a grandfather now. Yeah, CJ got a little daughter. I think my son's daughter, she's four or five. I'm getting ready to be five. Damn. Hey. Yeah. Man, look here. Man, I thought I was asleep. I didn't, like, I wait until my grandma go to sleep. Man, I ease out the house. I didn't know until years later. Granny said, Libby, I prayed a minute a night for that boy. I'm thinking I'm being, hey, I'm thinking she's asleep.

56:08Shannon Sharpe:Right. I'm sneaking out the house. She said, I heard that call. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Cut the cheek. She had a stick. Man, please. I had to, hey, me and my homeboy, we had to get it. We got it in. Hey, everybody knew who I was. I just needed one to ride a shotgun with me. Because I was going to get me me. Now, I needed somebody. that's what you gotta have that one guy that'll take one for the team even if they're no team he'll take it I had it but you know what I got my girl hey my partner gonna take care of her

56:53Shannon Sharpe:my partner gonna take care of her you gotta have one of them he was the one it didn't matter it didn't matter It didn't matter who she was. She could be 500 pounds. Right. She could be 3 '11 and 92 pounds. Yeah. Right up his alley. Damn. Take her down through that. Shit. I already know it. I already know it.

57:20Shannon Sharpe:So, but that was them of the days, Joe. I was like, Lord, have mercy. I was like, because I was thinking like, I wonder if anybody else doing this. Everybody doing it, bro. Yeah. But see, I couldn't, I couldn't, like, you know, my, man, I snuck such and such in the house. My mom was working and so forth. They were gone. And I, man, I couldn't, man, I couldn't do it. I went, man, please. Ain't nobody bringing on them calves down, them iron ass bed, all that squeaky going on. Hey, you know, like, I tell y 'all, my oldest has been called a couple of times. I know he's going to be probably embarrassed because he be watching the show, but.

57:56No.

57:57Shannon Sharpe:You know, like, real talk. Like, you know, we live in a little cul-de-sac Where it ain't but like three houses In this gated community So it's probably 10 to 12 cameras As soon as you turn on the block So it ain't nothing you can do That ain't somebody gonna see Even if my neighbor see it They gonna come right Oh, we see a car parked back there And who is that? Oh, okay, alright, let me check on that You know what I'm saying? Hey, Ojo He had to sit out there in the car With his girlfriend one time I guess they had been out there about two, three hours and the car didn't cut off. It didn't stop.

58:32Shannon Sharpe:It wouldn't start. So her dad calling, but I don't, you know, I'm like, man, I don't know what the hell you talking about. Like, what are you talking about? Like, I ain't thinking my son out there. Man, that man out there, you know. I said, man, don't you know, bro, I was once, I once used the car at times. I know what you out there doing, bro. You know what I'm saying? They think we crazy, man. I'm like, bro, why you think I'm so crazy? Man, I know everything that's going on. For sure. And that's what I'm saying. I'm like, guys, y 'all trying to pull something that I did. Whatever you think about, I done thought about it twice.

59:12Shannon Sharpe:Whatever you did, I did it three times. You can't fool me. I said, y 'all got to realize, I said, the difference is between, I was a star athlete. Everybody in the surrounding counties knew who I was. Right. So it wasn't nothing. Like I said, I had a homeboy. Hey, I had a homeboy that, hey, we be walking the street. Well, you know, I want to, but hey,

59:40Shannon Sharpe:I called my homeboy. I should have, I should have, have a living to have me call in and ask him. Oh, yeah. Oh, man, I already know Sharp is going to have him. He said, I take leftovers. Hey, I still eat leftovers. To this day, I can call it right now. To this day. Hey, man, look here. I got something I need you to do, man. Hey, I'm telling me, she ain't no looker now. Like my grandma used to say, boy, she ain't easy on the eyes. She hard on the eyes. Man, Sharp, you know they ain't. You know they ain't never far with me. You got it. Yes! Right to this day. Take it. for the team. You gotta have one.

1:00:25Shannon Sharpe:You need one. Because you know, most of the time, see the thing is, if you think about it, Ocho, ain't a whole lot of 10s travel with 10s because they want to be the baddest one in the group. Oh yeah, absolutely. They gonna travel with a 10, they gonna be, whoever the 10, they might, might be one more. But then you gonna go out of like eight, seven, six, you gonna have a two or three in there. Because you know, guess what? They got one, they gonna need one to take one for the team too. Hey, hey, because guess what? Because she going to be hating, boy. That two or that four in the group, he going to be hating.

1:01:00Shannon Sharpe:Ooh, she going to be hating. Hold on. Yeah. Hey, Joe. Shut up. Yeah, hey, you trying to talk to him. The hell you talking for? Hey, Ojo, you know you used to be down there in the car? Hey, you be down there like this here? You on one leg in the passenger window? You like this here? Hey, what's up, what's up? She in the back. Mm-hmm. He ain't no... Will you be quiet? Damn. Hey, so what's... It's always one. Damn. Ain't nobody talking to you. First of all, you not driving. You in the back seat for a reason. Because they don't want nobody to see you. I'm talking to her. Or the driver. Yeah. Every time.

1:01:41Shannon Sharpe:The hell? Your boy ain't lying, boy. Hey, them days, though, boy. I want them days to come back. Like I said, Lord, thank you. That kid ain't got nothing like they pop. That was a good day. That was a good day. That was a fun time. They were. But all you had was like, man, man, what you going to be like, man, when you get 25? I said, man, I'm going to be in the NFL. You'd be like, man, Sharp, I know, boy, I know you going to have them. Ooh, boy, you going to have them. My grandma used to tell me all the time, boy, good times ain't owe you nothing. It won't and it don't. that's why that's why Joe with Ocho we talking about man Ocho you need to get out you need to go for what they've done it they've done it Ocho he already threw that thing apart it boy he didn't threw it apart plenty of times look at it Vegas I used to come to I used to come to Vegas yeah oh lord see I hey Joe see Ocho Ocho then had a time right but I never had the I never had the opportunity that had the kind of time he had.

1:02:51I wasn't a clubber. There are certain things I still want to do, even at my big age, that I was never able to experience, even during my playing days. What you want to experience? I want to know what it's like to go to the club, huh? I want to know what it's like, Joe, to pop bottles. I want to know what it's like to stand on the couch, Joe.

1:03:07Shannon Sharpe:I want to know what that feels like. I still have yet to do that. Joe, I done been in Miami all my life, Joe. I ain't been to club live yet. Joe, I done been to booby trap one time. that because my older daughter took me out. Hey, Ocho, Ocho, it's overrated. It's overrated, but when you go there and you hunt, like we used to do back when we were young, we should be hunting. We should be out hunting. You know, we going in there thinking like, oh yeah, I'm going to find me something new tonight. Yeah. I'm going to get something new. Yeah. Nah, it can't be overrated, Joe, from the stories I began, Joe.

1:03:39It can't be overrated. But once you've done it,

1:03:42Shannon Sharpe:Joe said once you've been there and done it, See, Ocho, you go party now You ain't going to be hunting You just going to go out there You got Kept Moda City on the gas You can't go no more The stories that I hear The stories that I've heard over the years I want to experience that And Joe, you know, you know where I ain't go I ain't spending no money They telling me how much the table and the section is No, I ain't telling no way to the bottom What? What y 'all doing? and you telling me how good of a time you had I'm listening to the numbers that you paid I'm saying what you doing and here I go you got their brother's about the money you're wasting I understand that I understand that yeah I mean you got me I mean it's over you got I mean for you to fully get the concept of what it's like you got to be single absolutely that's the only that's the only way you can experience because something, there's nothing like a lived experience.

1:04:45Shannon Sharpe:Somebody telling you something is one thing. You living it is something entirely different. Like, I can tell people what Freak Nick was like. And unless you were there... Right. You'll never know. Hey, hey. And if you ain't single, that means you don't give a damn. It's one or the other. Either you single or you don't give a damn. Right. Yeah. Yeah. That's the only way you're going to enjoy it. And now... Hey. Hold on. I'm going to take mother half with me now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, you ain't going to get – I mean, look, and from what I hear, they be like that, but, hey, no, I'm good. Yeah.

1:05:24Shannon Sharpe:Hey, ain't nobody else getting on the team. Hey, Joe, why do you think I keep telling, man, we got to get down to Area 29? Yeah. The small experience that I had, that a drill in the rush, that high, being that it's something that I don't do often, That was exciting to me. And I'm good. Oh, it's exciting now. You know, I went to the city and the girl's fine. I mean, I didn't go a whole bunch. But when I, hey, I can see why guys be marrying them. Because they be fine as a mofo. And I'm talking about tens. Hey, hold on, man. Joe, Chad. Joe, I did, I was in, I think I had a sign. I had a sign. I was in Houston for one hour.

1:06:11Had to go do a sign. Not one hour, but for one day. Lord, I did the show from Area 29. I asked the owner. I said, dude, I've never been here before. Would you mind? How's the Wi-Fi? Is the Wi-Fi here good? Can I do the show here so I can show Unk? Like, boom, I made it. Happy. I'm a grown man. Why am I excited to be in Area 29? Because I'm not used to being in that type of environment. Joe, we had three dancers on the show, Joe. Joe They were so Wait I can't get myself in trouble Joe Like that To my teeth

1:06:47Shannon Sharpe:Yeah they was on They was on the show They tell their name Yeah Joe Hey I've never been to the area What 29 Yeah hey Joe Oh my God It's like that on Joe

1:07:02Joe I can sit here and cry right now On cue Joe I ain't never seen that I ain't

1:07:09Shannon Sharpe:look, when I went to the Freak Nick and I saw those women, I said, I got to move here. I called the agent and I said, hey, I went home because I got there that Friday. And back then, we had no hotel. Me and my brother stayed right at the Hyatt, Joe. You know, the Hyatt right down there. Yeah. So I said, hey, bro, meet me in Atlanta. I said, okay. He said, where are we going to meet at? I said, meet me at the Hyatt. because back then they ain't had no GPS they ain't had no MapQuest I said hey because we had stayed at the Hyde before got there I said y 'all got any room they're like yeah but you got I ain't have hey I ain't got no credit card I said I got cash how much how much we got to put down for the deposit I said how many rooms I said we need two rooms I said I give you $2 ,000 cash deposit for both rooms so you know back then I ain't leave home I ain't leave home without 10 bands on me never left home without 10 bands At least at the bare minimum.

1:08:07Shannon Sharpe:I don't carry money like that. I got credit cards now, so I ain't got to carry no kind of cash. Got the room for me and my brother. I said, man. I said, what do you think, Spank? He said, man, shh. He said, I'm going to stay in South Carolina. I said, I'm moving here. I said, I'm moving. Man, I got home Sunday night, Monday. I called my agent. Lady met me like on a Tuesday or Wednesday. Man, I was closing. I had me in the house that Thursday. Closed on that thing a month later. Yes, Lord. Hey, what do you think? What do you think about it? Let's get a place in Houston. Oh, hey, boy, you watch your little girl.

1:08:43Oh, hey, you talking about all three of us. Yeah, all of us get something, you know, probably in the same gated community, you know, some, you know, 10 ,000 square feet. No, absolutely not. No? Absolutely not. Hey, you know what? You get a lot of bang for your buck when it comes to, you know, your housing now.

1:09:02Shannon Sharpe:All I'm saying is this. is that I came this close to moving to Houston before I moved to Vegas. Looked at Austin, looked at Dallas, looked at Nashville, looked at Houston, looked at Vegas. Vegas won out because I spent so much time in L.A. It was only a 40-minute flight from Vegas to L.A. To be in Houston, that was the only reason. And then, Lord, have mercy. What happened, man? Take your time now. What happened? I can't I can't I can't I can't I mean I love it I can't man look here look here bro every day every day I gotta walk straight and narrow every day yes sir Houston got I used to thank Atlanta and Atlanta and Atlanta got some nice looking women don't get me wrong absolutely but Houston's on another level right now different I call it the devil's playground yeah

1:10:12so I'm good

1:10:13Shannon Sharpe:me and Vegas be popping but I'm cool I don't need it to be popping I don't go down to the strip unless I got a function I got something got to do we doing something with X, Y, and Z other than that I don't go to the strip

1:10:33Houston? Y 'all talking about getting a place in Houston? Yeah. Hey, hold on. We gonna be out the way now. We ain't got to be in the mix.

1:10:39Shannon Sharpe:Can you imagine the opportunities where we get in Houston? Yeah. What kind of opportunities you talking about? The kind of opportunities y 'all talking about? I don't want no part of it. Man, my mama ain't gonna finish that. We talking about business. You know, we talking about business. Mm-mm. No, I'm good. Man, you ain't even think about it. Your answer's so quick. Hold on, Joe. He talking about, man, I call Houston the devil playground. You looking at the devil. What the hell? No, man, I'm good. No. Already know me. Every man, Clint Eastwood said it. Every man got to know his limitations. Yes, sir.

1:11:25Shannon Sharpe:Every man got to know his limitations. Remember what Joe said, Joe? What you said about the menu, Joe? You can look at the menu, you ain't got to order nothing. There it is, honk, right now. And you can look at the menu. We good. We good. How many times you done like, you know what? As a matter of fact, let me change that. Instead of that baked potato, let me get the groton potatoes. How many times you done changed your mind looking at that damn menu? Man, look at the joke. I ain't listening to that joke. Hey. Show out his damn mind. Well, hey, look, Houston ain't no joke, for real. I already know.

1:11:59Shannon Sharpe:All right. Boy, that's just a thought. Ain't no thought. And plus of all, you in Miami. So we all going to go. We all going to go to Joe will get a place. You will get a place. I will get a place. That means I got three places. I got a place in Atlanta. I got a place in Vegas. You don't need your place in Vegas because you finna get you a big boy out there using. Oh, no. Let me take a look. Oh, no. That is not finna be my main residence. Listen, all jokes aside, if y 'all was to do it for real, I'd leave Miami. Because there ain't nothing but an hour and 40-minute flight. I'd leave. Kids come with me and all.

1:12:34Yeah. No, I'm good. Or you know the kind of house I can get in Houston? Oh, I know. Man.

1:12:42Shannon Sharpe:What, please? I know. Mm-mm. I'm good. I'm good. I mean, you know, Joe, hey, Joe, you stay in Atlanta? I think it works perfectly. So, Ocho, you in Miami? Joe in Atlanta I'm in Vegas I mean we we got a nice little hey nah whoop whoop hold on but think about this think about if we all live in Houston and we all had a studio we can all go to and do live do live live every night we right there you know good energy entertainer you know I don't agree with Ocho too much now I don't agree with him too damn much but yeah man got a point now hey hey hey Yeah, he do got a point. Unfortunately, it's on the top of his head.

1:13:25Shannon Sharpe:And I ain't listening to nothing that man said. Hell no. Hey, think about it now. No state taxes now. Ain't got no state tax in Vegas. They didn't have no state tax in Tennessee. Yeah, but that's why those are the states. That's why I looked at Texas, Dallas, Austin, Houston, Nashville, Vegas. Like, okay. Nashville was just too far Nashville is a place that Once I'm done Done with this I can see myself in Nashville Have me a farm Have me a couple of little mini Highland cows And horses And some raccoons And stuff on the farm Stuff like that Dogs running the property Stuff like that But nah I can't do it Houston guys Come on man Hey One thing about it My grandma said You only live once now And you know what?

1:14:21Shannon Sharpe:If you do it right, that's all you need. I'm good. If you live right, you don't need to live twice. I got you. Man, I have to hear you talking about you outvoted. Man, Joe, man, see, I keep telling y 'all, y 'all keep sleeping on Joe. Now y 'all see Joe doing colors. Yeah. Listen, listen. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen, I'm following you guys lead, man I'm following Ocho lead I ain't mention nothing Ocho did Yeah, I'm just thinking about the opportunity Since when we gonna listen to Ocho? Huh? Since when we started listening to Ocho I normally don't listen to him But he got a pretty good damn point right now Hey, I'm talking about taking Nightcap to the next level Can you imagine?

1:15:15Hey, Joe, what's the name of the Texan Stadium? NRG. I think it's NRG. But think about it.

1:15:25Shannon Sharpe:You talking about the Texans play? Yeah. I think it's NRG. Let me tell you right. We moved to Houston, Joe. It's summertime. Yeah. We could do a live nightcap show and sell out NRG Stadium. I see that. I can see that. What we talking about? I can see that. What we talking about? Huh? Think about the business opportunities that we can have in you. Hey, Ocho, I'm with you when you're right. We just got to get one person on board. We got to get them on board. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. We can go do nightcap at Denver. I don't even know. I don't know the name of stadium.

1:16:04I don't even know the name of stadium. We can sell out Denver Stadium right now. Like it's a football game. In Cincinnati. We can go sell out Paycourt Stadium right now. Nightcap in Cincinnati Live with the D3. Man, what are we talking about, man? We can come out to our own music.

1:16:22Shannon Sharpe:You talking about a time. You talking about a time. You got to think business, man, business. Let me think about it. Yeah, okay. Let's go!

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1:17:23What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y 'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka, showing out. Shout-outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:17:54I'm Jake Brennan, and on my podcast, Disgraceland, I tell the stories behind music's biggest names, like how the story of the Foo Fighters isn't just about music. It's about grief, shock, and the moment everything changed. Imagine that. You're in the biggest band on the planet, as Dave Grohl was in 1994 in Nirvana. And the phone rings, and you learn that your singer, your friend, the reluctant voice of a generation, Kurt Cobain, is dead. Listen to Disgraceland on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.

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1:19:00My first guest is Paris Hilton. Shakira. Luke and Yerin. We have surprises. Many surprises. Mona. Welcome to the Sweet 305 Podcast, where the Groove Check comes to life. What up? You're the only person I know that loves a yellow starburst. It's lemonade. This is Sweet 305. Here, oversharing is encouraged. Listen to Sweet 305 with Lele Pons on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.