Nightcap Hour 1: Unc & Ocho react to Dillon Gabriel's SHADE at Shedeur Sanders

24:17Shannon Sharpe:He's been to Pro Bowls. Baker is a better thrower of the football than I think we give him credit for or we gave him credit for, especially now that he's in a system and he's with coaches that believe in him and will allow him to be himself. We'll see. Look, Dylan Gabriel did throw for a ton of yards. I will not take that away from him. Over 16 ,000 yards. i mean hell he played six years so he's i mean damn i'm like you are like damn six years so how is he if he plays six years he gotta be like 24 already possible no oh yeah no they got he's 24 ocho i was i was 21 i turned 22 after i got drafted so he already i mean so hell he bryce young age he might be older than Bryce.

25:12Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, he Bryce Young age. He's got to be Bryce Young's age. Damn. That's funny. That's funny. Like, I'm baffled. I'm appalled. You baffled. Hold on. Let me see what you baffled. Are you baffled that he played six years and he's 24? Or are you baffled that the Chad believes, along with that I believe, that he was taking, she was throwing shade or taking a shot at she was doing. Yeah, and she was both. Or all of the above or some of the above? All of the above. Because honestly, I think y 'all giving a motherfucker. Oh, dog it. Y 'all giving somebody too much credit. You giving too much credit. Too much credit.

25:52To say I'm going to be brash enough to sit here and talk about someone that is on my team and take a shot and not in there. And then, no. That's giving him too much credit as if he's a mastermind and media savvy and knowing how to nap. No.

26:06Shannon Sharpe:That's the point. He didn't think about it. He didn't think clearly enough. Sometimes we have to be careful of what we say around others because guess what? We get on here or we get on TV and then something that we're talking about in the barbershop or we're talking about it, it'll come out. Because sometimes you forget where you are. Yeah. I think, listen, young Bull, he played well outside. He played good. The interception for six and the fumble, in which it wasn't his fault on the fumble because the guy – I'm looking at the replay. I'm trying to figure out why the running back ain't got his goddamn – man, open your arm.

26:43What is you doing? And he looking straight ahead instead of – come on, man. Tighten up, man. But outside of that, listen, hey, who they play next week?

26:56Shannon Sharpe:Who do Browns play? It's the last game. You ain't got to tell me twice. I heard you before you even – And they normally play on – they're probably going to play on Thursday, right? They play Saturday. Play Saturday against the Rams. Hey, man, listen. All hands on deck. All hands on deck. I'm not sure what they're going to do. I'm not sure what they're going to do. I'm excited. I'm excited because I love a healthy competition. I love a healthy competition. I don't believe they're keeping all these quarterbacks I don't Ocho Well hey listen I mean The Saints never mind I ain't gonna do that I ain't gonna be rude I'm not gonna be rude I'm not gonna be rude Do you believe they're gonna keep all these quarterbacks Honestly I'm gonna be honest with you You played the game a very long time I played the game a very long time I can't remember a scenario where there were four quarterbacks on the team.

28:02I can remember every scenario, there was always three. Always three. So if there was an odd man out to me, thinking, it would be yes, if there was going to be one. And that's simply maybe because of the injury right now and not being able to showcase much. And no disrespect to Kenny. You had an opportunity at Pittsburgh. obviously in Philly there's no way you're going to start in front of Jalen Hurts but I mean why would they not keep it? Yes baby yeah

28:40Shannon Sharpe:I agree wait till the food comes for your food, your chicken nuggets four quarterbacks New England kept four quarterbacks in 2000 but it's a different time now Coach Belichick said he was worried that if he released Tom somebody was going to sign him And that's exactly what would happen. And you got to say, and you would have to sign him to the actor. They would sign him to the active roster. So he didn't want to run that risk. So they stashed four quarterbacks.

29:11Shannon Sharpe:But I agree with you. And in this situation, the way it's currently constructed, I don't see a scenario where you keep four active quarterbacks. Now, you might have two quarterbacks and one of the practice squad guy. and then you let's say for the sake of argument somebody get nick you might bring him up you might elevate him but to have four active quarterbacks and that means you're going to probably have to go without a wide receiver or swing offensive lineman or rotational defensive lineman or cornerback and one of those and those guys are guys that can play special teams those are the guys that can play the punt punt return kick kick return your quarterback's not doing that and so basically if you keep that many positions he can only he's only playing one position where the other guys that i mentioned other positions can play two positions so because normally you you're a guy that can play the guard he can play the tackle if need be he can play the d tackle he can play the dn but he can also be on field goal field goal block things of that nature why we talk about we don't know who they're gonna take Let's play goddamn devil's advocate then.

30:23Let's play devil's advocate. Haslam already said what he got to say. Andrew Barry knows that he's a genius in being able to get Shadour in the fifth round. You Stefanski. Who you want?

30:40Shannon Sharpe:Whoever Haslam won't.

30:46Damn. You for real? You for real? Yeah. Wait, as a head coach, you're going to choose just because of whatever personal vendetta Hazler may have to say some of the things he said, you're going to put your job on the line for somebody you know isn't better than the person that he doesn't want?

31:09Shannon Sharpe:If that man said that, let me ask you a question. Did you ever get a physical copy of your check or was your money always direct deposit? But I got the, I went upstairs and always got the physical. I'll tell you what. When you went to OTAs and you got those with those deposited, because last I checked, when I got my check, it always say the Denver Broncos football club. And that thing to the left, it said Pat D. Bowman. Okay. That thing said the Cleveland Browns football club. Jimmy, probably Jimmy and D. Haslam. Now, you want to ask me that again? Which one do I want? I got you. Okay. I got you.

31:50You know what? Okay. The fact that I sat here and forgot, the person that said what he said and the position of power that they were in, my bad. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. But again, maybe that's the problem. Can I ask you a question? With my lack of knowledge and knowing Mr. Haslam like that, how long has he been?

32:15Shannon Sharpe:He brought it from the learner. I think he brought it from, he's been there probably what 15 years Ash? I think he's on the Browns for about 15 years he's on it for a minute. So he's been there 15 years At least 15 years later they're still looking for a what? QB But we're supposed to take it okay don't worry about it you're right 13 years So he's been there since 2012 From the Lerner family right? But we're supposed to take his work Okay. Well, I mean, in the Lemony Snicket series, a series of unfortunate events happened. You know, they thought they had their quarterback.

33:03Shannon Sharpe:I went to the movie with Jim Carrey. My daughter, she's read it. She read the whole series. That's what she got for Christmas one year. They thought they had their quarterback, but it was a series of unfortunate events. that, you know, shoulder, Achilles, and things of that nature. But it's not easy. It's not easy finding a quarterback. Actually, it might be the hardest thing to do in professional sports. It is. I think, you know what? Can I say something real quick? Go ahead. Can I say something real quick? I'm going to give you the three hardest things in life to do. Hey, Chad, y 'all write this down too, Chad.

33:42I'm going to give y 'all two seconds to grab a pen. The three hardest things in life to do. number one is the NFL team finding a quarterback that can be a franchise quarterback for 10 years or more okay that's one number two trying to hit a baseball coming at you 95 miles an hour on a consistent basis that's two three okay try keeping a woman happy long term outside the honeymoon phase

34:25Shannon Sharpe:I knew you were going to say that last one three hardest things to do in life now you got some some couples you know they be 15 oh we've been doing this 15, 17 years yeah yeah pretending you ain't fooling me you smile behind closed doors you're arguing I can't stand you don't get me started I sat next to a married couple today they've been married 32 years so I I was nosy you had to ask them how y 'all been together that long I had to be nosy I say well out of the 32 years you've been married how many of those years have y 'all been happy

35:06you want to know how many years of those how many of those years she's been happy or they've been happy together how many the first three

35:16Shannon Sharpe:I don't think any couple can say they've been happy their days if a couple tell you they've been married 10 years 15 years 20 years that they've been happy all the year no they're days not there are more days that I'm happy that I'm sad or disappointed I think I just don't have that kind of time because I don't want to switch topics to be on football I was just using that analogy and just bringing in context to it couple. Yes. And he said, the husband said to me and the wife, they were in agreeance and I was enjoying it. It was like I was their therapist. And I said, they said the honeymoon phase lasted for three years in the marriage.

35:54And after that, we're just, we have just been, I forgot the word she used. She used the word when, when you just, gosh, I forgot the word she used.

36:05Shannon Sharpe:Working, cohabitating. That's the word. We're just cohabitating. And I don't want to start over and i refuse to deal with anyone else so we and it's lasted 32 years i'm like well god well god damn well congratulations to y 'all but can i tell you what i got from that what i don't care because i'm getting married anyway i think the thing is ocho and you see this a lot i mean you see a lot of couples do this the kids get out the kids get out of high school the kids graduate college what they do they split they go to oh there's because sometimes because sometimes they look at it like well we ain't really got anything else to be together for now the kids grown but you think people stay together you think people stay together when they know that's just sure absolutely absolutely yes yes yeah what hey you you're not talking not our people you talk about the other side sometimes stay together but i'm saying yes people stay together for kids hey hey sometimes sometimes it's sometimes it's easier to stay together because you know you can pool your money together it's going to be much harder apart

37:15you see this a lot

37:17Shannon Sharpe:in the professional settings

37:22Shannon Sharpe:what women will tolerate in a professional setting when the money is listen come on the the longer the money No, no, no. Wait, wait. Hey, baby. What you doing? Hold on. I'll plug it up for you. Hold on. She done unplugged my, turned my lights off. The longer the money, the longer the leash. It's always been that way. And if you, depending on how serious it is, the longer he's with you, and if you happen to marry him, and then they're, oh no, you're good. What you crying for? Oh my goodness. No, you're good. You're good. I'm going to plug it up. The longer you're with him, and they're ready to leave, as long as they're taking something with them, they're taking something with them.

38:05They're not leaving without it, not without that lifestyle.

38:07Shannon Sharpe:Right. Yeah, I mean, you know Hagel. The game is the game. It's always been the game. You got to learn how to play it, man. That's all. Come on. You want to charge him? So, Shador, week one, 14 of 23. He had 157 total yards, two touchdowns, zero interceptions. Dylan Gabriel, week two, 13 of 18, 144 total yards, zero for two, zero touchdowns, two turnover, six, and a fumble that was credited to him. So, and after the game, Stefanski, he refused to like, you know, I'm not doing this evaluation. Well, who played this or who did better than that? We'll go back, we'll look at the film, and we'll do our proper evaluation.

38:49Shannon Sharpe:And we'll, you know, it'll be interesting to see, Chad, when they hit the field on Monday or Tuesday, when they're back at a regular practice, what is the

39:01Shannon Sharpe:sequence? One, two, three, four. What's the slot? Where are they slotted? Where are the quarterbacks slotted? Maybe that tells us something. Maybe that tells us nothing. We don't know. Who starts week three? How much playing time do they get? Does he get in week three? it's going to be very, very interesting to see

39:33Shannon Sharpe:their eval their evaluation from week one to week two I'm sure there are some things both guys did extremely really well, some things they would like to have back I'm sure the coaches give them a rundown of what they would like to see them do better but overall I think both guys played extremely well and should feel proud of the performance I'm excited I'm excited I'm excited to see what happens I wouldn't want to be I wouldn't want to be a Browns personnel I wouldn't want to be Stefanski because listen depending on who they pick and who they choose the backlash that they're going to get it's going to be crazy it's going to be crazy I'm not I'm not sure Stefanski has any control over the final three Well, honestly, if he did, how is the head coach not going to have control over who he's going to put out there on the field?

40:23He's the one got to coach him.

40:26Shannon Sharpe:Easy. You think, you think, you think Ryan Schottenheimer had control of the 50-53 in Dallas? You think McCarthy got - That's a different circus. That's a different circus. Are we trying to win? Are we trying to win? There's a difference. you have to like come in with you have to be Andy Reid to get that Mike Tomlin you got to put some years unless you're like highly sought after now yeah

41:02Shannon Sharpe:Sean McVay Kyle Shanahan you're naming all the coaches they're allowed to pick the players they want because they're successful do you know why they're successful because of the players that they have they're successful because ownership let them let you stay out of their business okay go go that's your food that's your food jim harbaugh right oh yeah he's another one are they they're consistent winners no matter where they are and he came so sought after so you have to give up something besides money in order to tice him to lead the University of Michigan.

41:47Ben Johnson came highly touted.

41:51Shannon Sharpe:He was offensive coordinator for the Lions, the Bears. You got to give him something to get him to lead besides money. And so it's going to be very, very interesting to see how this thing shapes up for the Cleveland Browns. but I don't believe, Chad, I don't believe there's no way all four of these quarterbacks are on the roster, the active roster opening day. We could find out a little bit more because there might be a situation where Kenny Pinkett doesn't even take a snap in the regular season.

42:31Shannon Sharpe:And it's going to be interesting. That's all I can say because, like I said, it would have been interesting to see if all these quarterbacks were healthy. Uh, excuse me. If Shadour starts, um, if Pickett was healthy, would Pickett have started? Uh, we, we don't know and we won't ever know because guess what? The game's over with and who started is who started. But I don't believe opening day, all four of these quarterbacks are on the active roster. You bought a sofa you didn't have to assemble, a suit someone measured just for you. And now you're taking a guy's trip that actually matters. You've upgraded a few things in life.

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45:44Shannon Sharpe:Ocho, Anthony Richardson Sr. saw his most extensive preseason action yet after sustaining a dislocated finger in week one against the Ravens. Richardson completed six of 11 passes for 73 yards, but his numbers were undermined by penalties. He started 5 of 6 for 64 yards, leading a 90-yard touchdown drive with crisp passes. Offensive penalties derailed the next two possessions, including negating a 38-yard completion. Daniel Jones started the game and let a field goal drive, completing 7 of 11 for 101 yards. Colts head coach, Shane Steichen, strongly suggested after the game that a decision is imminent.

46:23Shannon Sharpe:Imminent? in his team's month-long quarterback battle. I've seen, obviously, three weeks of it, so I'd like to have a decision here shortly. I'm very close. I'll say that. I'm very, very close. Ocho, who's week one starter? I mean, honestly, the way it's looking, you know, it's Daniel Jones. It's Daniel Jones. I think even if Anthony Richardson's finger hadn't gotten hurt, I think that's what they want to go with all along anyway. I think there have been issues there with him the first two years. Obviously, they haven't seen the improvement necessary, especially with year three always being the make or break year.

47:06I'm assuming so, especially with the way that the coach is talking. I don't like it. Then you sign Daniel Jones, one year,$14 million, that much, one year. they definitely were going in the other direction regardless of what Anthony Richard would have done in camp or what he would have done in the game. How much better are you going to be from the first two years coming into the third?

47:32There's only so much work. It's not going to be a miracle. You look a certain way year one, you look a certain way year two, and then all of a sudden year three you're going to come back and just be, oh my goodness.

47:45Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, but that's what they were expecting. They were expecting a monumental jump because, Ocho, you're in your third year in the system. Okay, understandable. Understandable. And he got hit in the face with a blitz that he should have got hit in the face with as a rookie, not as a third-year vet. Right. And so, look, like I said, Ocho, we're not there. Chad, if I was there, if I was there and observe in practice, I'd be able to tell you who I think should be the starting quarterback. But unfortunately, all the thing I can do is base it on what we've seen thus far. And look, and I don't think it's like, it's a situation where like, oh, this is, oh, this is etched in stone.

48:30Shannon Sharpe:I don't think it's one of those situations. But I think it's a situation where, you know, like you said, At some point in time, you're going to have to give one of these guys the majority of the ref. So you can't keep it. You already know where they're going. You know, the game they plan. You knew the game they were playing when they brought Daniel Jones in for that for that amount of money. For that amount of money on a one year deal. I already knew the game they were playing. What, baby? Papa. OK, OK. I'm going to call Papa for you. She wants you. Uh

49:12Shannon Sharpe:So you got Daniel Jones. It's interesting chat. Y 'all think it's gonna be Daniel Jones. Y 'all think it's gonna be uh Anthony Richardson senior.

49:22Shannon Sharpe:It's not like either one of the guys just blowing you away. I mean she where you you you upstairs. Yeah, yeah, she's uh she's all right i'm gonna just come come to 14 17 14 14 17 all right i want to see all right papa i'm coming to get you because you're not letting daddy work daddy working

49:57Shannon Sharpe:you want you want to move she said i don't get to see daddy that much it began with so I don't care about you working. No, that's what I think about you working.

50:10Who did – oh, here it is. How about coming, okay?

50:15Shannon Sharpe:They played the Packers today. Hey, were you able to watch all the games? No. Yeah. They need to put the games on one channel. Well, first of all, Ocho, you know it's the preseason. So basically you're going to get only the only you'll be able to watch the local game.

50:39So.

50:40Shannon Sharpe:But I guess, you know, they got it. They're going to have it fixed where you'll be able to once you play, pay all that money. Go cost you about two thousand dollars to watch all the games that much. And, you know, yeah, you got to get every streaming service. Everything is not everything is on one service now. right or am i tripping i thought that was the whole point you tripping you tripping

51:12oh man i'm excited bro so daniel daniel jones started the game huh

51:20Shannon Sharpe:or they or or at the richardson started the game i think daniel jones did start

51:31Shannon Sharpe:one was seven of 11 for 101 yards. Anthony Richardson was six of 11 for 73 yards. I think that's Riley Leonard, seven of 12 for 64 yards.

51:47Shannon Sharpe:David Jones started. He started, okay, he started game two. Anthony Richardson started game one. Okay. so they went back and forth to make sure each person got the opportunity and and he says yeah i think he says uh i've i've seen obviously three weeks of it so i'd like to have a decision here shortly and i'm very close i'll say that i'm very close i think he's seen enough damn i think he's I think he has his mind made up that who he wants to start. I'm leaning towards you. Why bring a guy in to make$14 million and to have him be the backup? Totally. Totally. It's not like Daniel Jones had his pick of choices.

52:38Shannon Sharpe:Not for that kind of money. Absolutely not. But that lets you know how in dire need of a quarterback that the Colts were. you saw what you saw you saw what you saw in New York and say you know what we're going to bring you in to compete because we don't think our quarterback going into year three has figured it out just yet but hell you didn't figure it out when you were in New York but we think you're going to come here and all of a sudden something's supposed to change so two wrongs don't make it right

53:12Shannon Sharpe:twofold I think they really want because if they bring a quarterback in for a million let's just say for the sake of argument they bring a backup in and they're gonna pay him four million dollars you're not gonna take that serious man i ain't going on no bench for no guy making 14 for four million you bring a guy in making 14 14 now you know they're serious sitting on the bench i can tell you that 14 is not sitting on the bench they talk about quarterback controversy they talk about quarterback battle there is no quarterback battle if the quarterback coming from another team makes that kind of money on a one-year deal?

53:48Shannon Sharpe:He probably making more than Anthony Richardson this year. What's Anthony Richardson-based salary this year? Only in his third year. Unc, it's not that much? Yeah, because his contract is fully guaranteed, but he got probably the most of his money on the signing bonus. So he probably got$25 million on the signing bonus, Ochoa. So Anthony Richardson probably making what,$8 million this year?

54:13Right.

54:17Shannon Sharpe:$4 million? He make it$3.8. You know what? So one guy make it$3.8 million. The other guy make it$14 million. Do you think they're going to put the guy that's making$14 million on the bench? You know what I don't like, though? Hold on. Is his money guaranteed? Did they guarantee his money? No. Jones. Yo, he don't. Anthony Richardson got$34 million guaranteed. His money guaranteed. He got$22 million aside, so he going to get that final 12. You know what? I'm mad because Anthony Richardson is supposed to be like Josh Allen. Let me get this out. Go ahead. Anthony Richardson is supposed to be like Josh Allen.

55:02Anthony Richardson is supposed to be like our new version of Cam Newton. like that's the kind of potential and and and and like i don't i don't know at what point what went wrong or what's happened if he's not focused if he's not locked in after this year after this year anthony richardson is supposed to be going to the table for one of those 250 300 million dollar deals yes i agree that is what i saw in him coming out of florida based on the eye testing what i'm looking at all the intangibles does everything right

55:42Shannon Sharpe:except the mistake i didn't see that i was shocked i was shocked that he moved up the draft board i like but see ocho go back and watch the tape right you see you see what happened now you see how some people watch tape and then somebody go by the combine if you look at his if you didn't know anything about it and all you did was watch the combine you'll understand now go back and watch his tape in florida

56:16hey well yeah you you did tell me that you did tell me that go back go back and watch his

56:22Shannon Sharpe:but if every area but those measurables were so hard to pass up to ocho six four 245 running 4-4 can throw the ball 80 yards which is what which is what i said with the measurable you take the measurables right the reason that they went up to go grabbing the draft and if the measurables put up with the play on the field after this year three season they coming to see you you finna tear the house down you finna tear the house down that's how that's how i'm visualizing and i can't i can't believe i don't know at what point and if if you don't get it here if you get beat out by brother daniel jones yeah then a day a day like that like in what i'm visualizing if i was anthony richardson it's not happening it's not happening well yeah well yeah they would they would never they're not bringing Daniel Jones in because I'm going to do you do everything you do what you're supposed to do you're not the last in in the first down so that's it that's it that's in a bad message there Ocho I don't know man you think maybe it's focused somewhere else and not just don't start me like I don't know enough about it I don't know enough about it I like young bull man I like young bull I hope things work out for him over there man you got to get it together man

57:56Shannon Sharpe:You got to have the coaches to trust you. You got to have the player, your team, if you respect you. Yeah, bring daddy the phone. Hurry. So. Yeah, bring it. Pick it up. Bring it here.

58:14Hello. Hello. Yes. Yes.

58:20Shannon Sharpe:Yes, please. Giants rookie first-round draft pick Jackson Dart threw two preseason games. Game one against the Bills, 12 of 19, 154, one touchdown. Today against the Jets, 14 of 16, 137, one passing touchdown, one rushing touchdown, zero interceptions. Head coach Brian Dayball asked if Jackson Dart could take starting job for Russell Wilson. Russell Russ is our starting quarterback. we're going to keep developing Jackson I do see a scenario Jackson Dart starts the season as the number two quarterback absolutely and Jameis the number three because I don't think there is a number four the fact that they're keeping all three of them is a really good thing because Jackson Dart has you think they keep all four you think they keep all three of them absolutely you think the Giants letting Jameis go absolutely not Jameis is a good veteran even if he's not on the field, good locker room presence.

59:21A good locker room presence. Don't fall.

59:26Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, great locker room presence. How much money does Jameis have guaranteed? Wait, get her iPad. And her shoes. Get your shoes. That's my charger, Papa. That's my charger. Okay, I got her charger. come on you don't need to put them on two year nine million right two million give me that a kiss come here give me that a kiss give me a kiss while we're finished you keep interrupting give me a kiss say bye bye love you love you too

1:00:13papa's a little girl All right. Okay. Now we can talk. We can talk. We can go. No more interruptions. Ocho, damn.

1:00:28What?

1:00:29Shannon Sharpe:What? What happened? I'm trying to like

1:00:37I'll be

1:00:40Shannon Sharpe:looking at it. Russ is the starter. You're developing Jackson Dart. Last week he started number three. This week he starts number two. I wouldn't look into that. You're looking too much into it. You're looking too much into it. I think the ball, they have their mind made up that they're going to allow him to develop and allow him to sit back. Michael Vick, when he played, he sat back. I think rookies not being thrown to the wolves, some are good at it. No, no, no. No, Russ is the starter. I believe Russ starts the season. No, no, no, no, no. I'm looking at the situation with Jameis. Oh, he's not going nowhere?

1:01:24He's not going nowhere. They're going to keep three quarterbacks. Jackson Dart will more so obviously be developing, and he would be the practice squad quarterback. I don't think they're throwing a young bull out there to the wolves like that as a rookie.

1:01:42Shannon Sharpe:no i'm not saying he's not starting russ started russ is going to be the day one starter but if russ is the day one starter and then you have a rookie as the backup do you really keep the veteran as the third guy that's what i'm that's what i'm absolutely because the third guy that you're keeping is more valuable than just being on the goddamn excuse me than just being on the field. He adds more value outside of just being on the field as a starting quarterback. You don't let a locker room presence like that go. You just don't. They do it all the time. There's only one James Winston. No. I know.

1:02:32Shannon Sharpe:And they let him go in New Orleans when he was more than that. They let him go in Cleveland when he was more than that. So it's not like it used to be Ocho because the salaries are exploding so much and you used to be able to keep a veteran guy. Because the numbers were low. The numbers were low. They were favorable. They were favorable. Yes. Yes. I got you. I got you. You're right. But it's going to be very interesting. But I've been very, very impressed with Jackson Dart through the first two weeks. Justin Fields and the passing offense were out of sync today. Fields completed his first throw, then finished with five straight incompletions in two series.

1:03:13Shannon Sharpe:Fields went 0-3 when targeting wide out Garrett Wilson, his old buddy from Ohio State. The lack of a legit wide receiver number two to compliment Wilson is one of the reasons why they're not clicking. I don't know why they didn't go get another receiver, Ocho. Wait, who's the number two in New York? Alan Lazard, is he hurt? Chad who's the number two in New York

1:03:44wait matter of fact you got Reese Hall and um first name God what's Alan's first name maybe Derrick Henry

1:04:00Braylon

1:04:01Shannon Sharpe:Ray Lowe.

1:04:10Shannon Sharpe:Josh Reynolds and Alan Lazard. Josh Reynolds, Josh Reynolds, Josh Reynolds. You remember Josh Reynolds? He's played with the Rams. He was Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. I mean, I mean, I like it. But you know what, Ocho? When you that dog and they gave you 30 million, damn what's on the other side. Yeah. Go get open. They pay you$30 million.

1:04:38When you the number one, you get no excuses. No, not when they pay that kind of money. No, you're number one for a reason. You're number one because two, three, and four can't do what you can do.

1:04:50Shannon Sharpe:Right. I don't think that – I don't think – was getting open the issue? It wasn't the issue. It was just the passes might have been in. Well, I saw two routes. he ran a stop route guy was right there I think he ran another route the guy was you know that's why I don't like them damn joint practices stuff like that you done seen it all week you done seen it all week you know it's coming formation recognition knowing the count knowing where I'm lining up understanding I'm a split and you know it's coming so you're going to sit there and cheat I don't like that I don't like that because Garrett Wilson is a route runner I don't know if he paid attention attention to him.

1:05:30He's a route runner. So, I mean, I think they're going to be all right. It's a little too soon. The panic, you know, whatever. Justin Fields is finally getting his turn. He doesn't have to look over his shoulder. This is your team. This is your team. You have a head coach that's going to do right by you.

1:05:56You got to make the most of this opportunity. I mean, it's preseason. You want to get all your mistakes out right now. So the game you have today? Yes. You know what? You can't repeat these. You can't. You got to fix it now because he's in year what? This is year four. Just the fields?

1:06:15Shannon Sharpe:Two years, three years. Yeah, year four. Yeah. This is your make it or break it year two? Mm-hmm. Zach Wilson put together a solid start in Dolphins' second preseason game. He completed 15 of 23 passes, 151 yards, and a touchdown. He missed a couple of would-be touchdowns, deep throw, a pass to Eskridge that was underthrown. Rookie Quinn Ewers improved on his debut, completing 11 of 16 with a pair of touchdowns to fellow rookie Theo Weiss Jr. Hey, wait, who did you say had a great debut? What's the name again? The first name you said? Oh, Zach Wilson completed 15-23, 151. Zach Wilson, that's my dog.

1:07:04That's my dog, okay?

1:07:07Shannon Sharpe:You do realize if he plays for the Dolphins, y 'all probably, y 'all are not going to the playoffs, right? We'll be there. Okay. We'll be there. But again, Zach Wilson looked good today. He did. Quinn errors, based on how he looked last week. Ewers. Ewers. He looked better this week. Yes, he did. That's what you want to see. You want to see. Yes, you want to see improvement. Exactly. So I like it. I think Dolphins, they're coming out of AFC East. What do you think about that?

1:07:42Shannon Sharpe:I think you're drinking Hunch Punch. If you think they're beating Buffalo, that's what I think about that. I think you also. Hey, your face. Boy, that was funny. that's what I think I think you oh so you're not wait a minute I don't like I don't I don't like the way you you sound whereas if you trying to say the Dolphins don't have any chance in the AFC East look you play football anything can happen you ain't gonna put no money that the Dolphins gonna be the AFC East representative gonna win that division so so you telling me you've already given Buffalo the division already and we don't know what's going to happen are you just saying that because they have Josh Allen take the team with the best quarterback okay alright I like where you're going I'm taking the team with the best quarterback I'm taking Josh Allen over every other quarterback in that division you taking Josh Allen over Drake man

1:08:53yeah Yeah. You sure? Okay. Yeah. I just want to see what you're going to say. Okay. Okay.

1:09:01Shannon Sharpe:Sure am. Okay. So when Drake May and he got damn Stefan Diggs look like Mark Dan Marino and Mark Duper and Clayton, then what you going to say?

1:09:15Shannon Sharpe:They still got to do something with Josh Allen. Okay.

1:09:22Shannon Sharpe:All right. But tell somebody. Okay. Josh Allen is him. I wish I'd tell you something different. Hold on. Are you trying to say my quarterback is not him? You trying to say two is not him? Can't stay healthy. Can't play in the cold. I don't like your attitude. I don't like your tone. That got to do with me. I don't.

1:09:50The funny thing, the fact that you have no confidence in us I mean, that would be it.

1:09:55Shannon Sharpe:I got confidence. I mean, y 'all going to play the game. But I ain't putting no money. I wouldn't put no money on y 'all to win the division. I would not. Y 'all probably got great odds, too. You wouldn't put money on the Dolphins. The Dolphins. We had. Okay. We had what? Okay. All right. Listen, I can't wait. I can't wait till football season. I can't wait till football season because we're going to have some nice little side bets. I'm going to pay this time.

1:10:31Shannon Sharpe:Just like you did last time. I'm going to make him small. I'm going to make him small. Aston Gentry had seven carries for 33 yards today, Ocho. His 13-yard run was part of an eight-play 41-yard scoring drive that ended with him piring his way into the end zone for a one-yard touchdown. Now, after the game, Genji said, I've arrived, and it's time to keep going and make plays for this team. I don't know if I've ever heard somebody say, I've arrived in the preseason, but I'm going to take his word for it. He ran with authority today. I like the run he had. Punished the defender, lowered his shoulder.

1:11:05Shannon Sharpe:I mean, he run with power. I mean, he's not an overly big guy. I mean, what's he, 5 '8", 5 '9", but he's powerfully built. You look at the way he's built from weights down, you can tell he's a power he's a power runner listen hey I saw I saw one of the clips where somebody somebody caught him I saw the one we ran dude over but on the left side yeah somebody caught him good oh yeah I don't know if that was a safety coming down here I don't know who it was but well you might want to get word to him you got to pick and choose your battles you're not going to run through you're not going to run through people like you did at Boise State.

1:11:48Shannon Sharpe:It's the preseason. He doesn't understand yet. You're going to learn real quick. What's wrong with that guy?

1:11:59Yeah. So, but I thought, you know, look,

1:12:04Shannon Sharpe:like Geno, Geno has great command of the offense. Geno is very familiar with Pete Carroll. That's a good thing. Pete went and got him. so it's going to be interesting to see how the Raiders do look. That division is good. Yeah, very good. You got Mahomes in that division. They won the division probably like, what, the last eight years? They probably won the division every year since what, 2016? Is it 2018? I thought it was. Yeah, you got to realize because they had Alex Smith, they won the division. They won the division every year. Patrick Mahomes has been the starting quarterback, and he started in 2018.

1:12:43Shannon Sharpe:He got drafted in 17. The last time the Broncos won the division. Won the division. They won the Super Bowl. That was the last. So since then, since 2016, the Chiefs have been winning the AFC. Yeah. But you got Mahomes. You got Herbert. You got Bo Nix and Geno. Look, that might be the second best division in football as far as quarterbacks. I think the AFC North. Hello, NFC East? what are we talking about? Yeah, let's see. Hold on. Who's the NFC? Yeah. I think for me, it's clear that it's the AFC North with, you know, you got two of the top four quarterbacks in one division. Okay, Rodgers. And then, yeah.

1:13:34Shannon Sharpe:Even with Cleveland, we ain't giving Cleveland nothing with those two top four guys and Rodgers. And then, you know, okay, I can see that. I can see that. The NFC East with Russ, Jane Daniels, Jalen Hurts, Dak, but Mahomes, Justin Herbert, Bo Nix, there ain't no slouch. I like Bo too, man. I really, really like Bo. I like Bo a lot. If somebody said I would take the AFC West quarterbacks, I wouldn't fight them. Because you got Mahomes. Mahomes has been to five Super Bowls. You got Justin Herbert. You got a Bo Nix who's up and coming. Now, Hurts has won the Super Bowl. He's been to two. Russ has been to two, 1-1.

1:14:33Shannon Sharpe:But Dak, where are we putting Dak? You take Dak or you take Justin Herbert? Ooh, that's a good one. Yeah. That's a good one. Chad who y 'all like you take Dak or you take Justin Herbert

1:14:50Hey, I mean half the check gonna say they gonna say Justin hurt because they just don't like the damn Cowboys

1:14:57Shannon Sharpe:No, I think I

1:15:04Shannon Sharpe:Both of them there ain't nothing that kid can't do that kid got an arm. He is a miss Lee arm talented. Yeah he's more athletic than you think and he can flat out throw it

1:15:23I told you I'm looking at the chat

1:15:26Shannon Sharpe:what is it a whole bunch of herbers going back and forth and I see a Dak every so often

1:15:36I knew they were going to do that

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