Nightcap Hour 1: Unc, Ocho & Johnny react to Miami BLASTING Florida + is it time to FIRE Billy Napier?!

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28:52So for them to come out and be in this position, for OU, it comes down to what it comes down to every single year. And that's that game that happens in Dallas that's split down the middle and the Red River. And you never know what's going to happen or what it's going to be. We don't know what Texas really is. But for now, OU looks pretty good, and they look like they have a competitive team that's going to fight through this SEC and has a chance of going to the playoff for sure.

29:15Shannon Sharpe:Johnny, do you feel like every time there's a white quarterback in college that the little athletic can run just a tad, they compare him to you? Probably. I mean, people always see flashes and shades of me a little bit out there. The kid from Arizona State definitely moves around like me a little bit. I think he's playing as high a level as anybody is in college football right now. The one thing I was talking to guys about today is, man, the quarterback play as a whole in college football. I'm missing the mid-2010, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 years. Where's the boys that multiple guys went out and played like Deshaun Watson or RG3 or me or Baker or whoever, Mariota?

30:02So many guys at so many different schools that were out there really doing people dirty. and I turned the TV on on this Saturday, especially today, I'm begging and hoping and pleading to see any quarterback out there doing something dirty, playing high-level, high-caliber football, even from the guys that we expected from, right, the guys who we talk about all offseason, that are at the top of the rankings of everything. You don't see it from DJ Lagway. I see sellers in South Carolina today on a third and long miss a wide open. crosser that's just like these are those you have to make that other guys are making right now my favorite quarterbacks to watch is my guy at baylor sam levitt from arizona state a couple guys sprinkled here and there that are like making some plays marcel reed is really making it shake he's throwing the ball really well and running it other than that you expect the clue nick to play well at clemson and he's not playing well like arch arch isn't playing well he can hop up and flex on Sam Houston all he wants.

31:06Corny move, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:08Shannon Sharpe:The best. I don't know where he got that from. I'm sure not only did his dad call him, his grandfather called him, and both of his uncles called him. He said, what the hell are you doing? Yeah. You standing over a guy from Sam Houston State. You're supposed to have to help them up. You ain't got no business playing Sam Houston State. I did have a play versus Sam Houston State at home where I trucked somebody in the end zone, and I got up, and I kind of stepped over him a little bit. but I didn't flex on him. I didn't get in his face. I just was a little hype after it. So I'm sure some people are going to come at me after that, but this for what Texas is right now and the way that he's been playing, it should be suit and tie buttoned up.

31:47I got to learn how to throw a shallow cross. Hey, the funny thing about it too. And Johnny, you think about all the quarterbacks, all the quarterbacks that have been hyped up, you know, in the off season, going into the, going into the college season, nothing really pops out on film. Most of the time, especially back in the day obviously when Johnny was playing there was always somebody that gave you a little excitement you couldn't wait to watch when that individual would play and there just hasn't been that obviously I to me honestly I was kind of fooled by the media by the analysts by the pundits because I thought Arch Manning was really the second coming of Christ because that's well he

32:24Shannon Sharpe:couldn't be the seventh regard got drafted in the seventh round though Joe he couldn't beat him out Come on now. Listen, listen. You heard what you just said? Guy got drafted in the seventh round and couldn't beat him out. But again, the way they talk about somebody, that's all I have to go off of. The small sample size I saw when he came in, when it was hurt, I can't go off of that. I'm basing everything off what these so-called experts say. And they had me thinking like, okay, I'm locked in on the first week of Texas game. And I'm looking like, well, this can't be. No. Well, maybe. I'm like.

32:56Right now, the guys you want to flip a TV on, like, damn, maybe I'll watch this guy play quarterback. Castellanos at Florida State is the guy who will get you up the UFC a little bit. Baylor and their offense is slinging the ball around the yard a little bit. Sam Levitt at Arizona State definitely has a little bit of something to him where he's making some stuff plays and extending some plays. Marcel, I think, is the guy who's developed passing the ball where A &M's offense with their receivers and what they have right now are really, really exciting. And that's not me even being a homer. That's just straight facts to what we were did in that game and what, what they're doing offensively.

33:30And Colin Klein has them doing. I think that's an exciting offense to watch, but as you go around the whole country, there is nothing that really, really jumps off the page where you're like, damn, that guy right there. I got to turn the TV on Saturday for that.

33:44Shannon Sharpe:I'm not so sure people even know who John material was. And now he's the favorite for the Heisman. The guy came in, he was an unknown and I'm not saying unknowns. We saw that. We've seen Jane Daniels come out of nowhere. We've seen Joe Burrow come out of nowhere. Hell, Johnny, you came out of nowhere. But I'm like, damn, at least some of the guys that were favorite were playing well, but other guys just played better. All the guys that were supposed to be at the top, they're playing like, man, star fry. I'm like, what the hell is – And like for me, when I watched Arch last year and when URs was out, you look who he played.

34:21Shannon Sharpe:Now, LeBron, I can't get excited about San Jose State. I can't get excited when you're playing inferior teams. If you are what you said you are, I'll give you a prime example. Look at Trevor Lawrence. He came in and he beat the starter out the previous year. That's what a number one overall pick is supposed to do. That's how you're supposed to look. You don't supposed to keep a guy goes in the seventh round, keep you on the bench for two years. Ocho, how can I say, how can I say, man, I'm him, and I got to wait two years before I get on the field. Ain't no way. I can see now, if you wait behind Peyton Manning, that's one thing.

35:03Shannon Sharpe:You wait behind Cam Newton or Andrew Luck, I get it. But the guy got to be drafted high. You sat behind a guy that got drafted. I think he got drafted in the seventh round. He was a low-round draft pick. Put it like this. He didn't go in the first three rounds. Right. So I'm like, no. Can I ask a question? Would Texas fans and Sark, would they take Quinn Ewers back right now? Hell yeah. Crazy. And all we heard last year was what? Play Arch. Put Arch in. Crazy. Sometimes you have it good and you don't even know it. And I know right now that Texas offense with Quinn Ewers behind the wheel, they'd be undefeated.

35:45Shannon Sharpe:The most popular guy on the football team is the backup quarterback until he had to get his ass in and play. And then he become unpopular just like the starter.

35:56Shannon Sharpe:UAB player stomp. What happened? Did you see this? The UAB player that stomped on the Tennessee kicker's foot? After that support? Yeah. After nailing a field goal to have Tennessee go up 20 to nothing, a UAB safety, Sarah Bryant, stomped on the kicker's foot, Max Gibber's foot. Brad was called for unsportsmanlike conduct. Really, guys? He stepped on his kicking foot? Yeah. Ocho, I'm talking about wild-bop. Ocho, he hit him with a quick run-by, stomp on the top of the foot, and dip out. Almost like a dap-up, but he just dapped his back to the top of his foot. I didn't see that. He got him. Ocho, you got to pull it up.

36:36Shannon Sharpe:You got to watch that. I'm surprised. Look, I'm trying to think if that would have happened in an NFL game, would they? They'd probably throw an NFL player out if you did that. No, they'd just flag it. I don't know, Ocho, an intentional act like that? Yeah, you got to do it. He didn't try to be inconspicuous with it? No! No, no. He didn't try to hide it at all, Ocho. I mean, he got him good, too. If they didn't throw him out in college, they definitely wouldn't have thrown him out in the game. I think the thing is, they're going to probably I think they're going to suspend him for the first half or something.

37:14Shannon Sharpe:Ain't no way they're going to let that slide, Ocho. Huh? Oh, somebody else. But, yeah, Ocho, that was, I mean, that was, he can't even say, well, I was trying to get up off the ground. It was like, you remember the old Ndamukong Su, how he was stepping on people? Oh, he wasn't playing. It was more, at least Ndamukong Su would say, I was trying to get up and I lost my balance. He can't say nothing because he could have just kept running off the field. He took off, he stopped. Oh, yeah, let me get this while I'm at it. It took off a gear. It took off a gear. That's funny.

37:54Shannon Sharpe:Johnny, have you ever seen something like that in the game? You ever experienced something like that? High school, college? I just looked up the clip right now. You know, the play ends. He's got to be getting ready to jog on the sideline. He takes a peek and sees it. He's like, you know what? Yeah, pull it up, Ocho. You got to see it. Then you say. Fuck it. I'm going to stomp on this shit real quick. Fuck him. If you see it on Joe, if you, when you see it, you're going to say, yeah, they might have thrown him out the game. I'm looking it up right now. Man, I couldn't, I, cause I'm like, I was wondering why they short, why they short.

38:26Shannon Sharpe:I'm like, okay, the guy made a kick. So why they short it? And then I realized why they were short it. It was a, it was a definitely an egregious act. I'm like, bro, what are you doing? Well, he kind of comes by and like slaps on the holder a little bit and then just runs right by him and does a top of the foot stomp. That's some WWE shit right there. You found it, Ocho? Crazy. That's a new one for me. We're seeing some things in college football this year that are one-on-ones, first time for everything type stuff. Yeah, I found it. Number one. Number one step don't know. Yeah. I'm surprised they didn't throw him out the game.

39:08Shannon Sharpe:And the referee, the referee's standing right there, too. Yes. Because, I mean, if you target it, I mean, targeting, they throw you out of the game. So what do you think he was trying to do? He stepped on the man's kicking foot. And then the guy sold it because the guy started hopping around like he had stepped on a nail.

39:28You just trying to give a team a little advantage? Yeah, yeah. I mean, everybody on the sideline probably like, yo, we see you, bro.

39:33Shannon Sharpe:We see you. Look, I've seen some egregious acts, but I don't know. Normally college, they try to sneak it. You know, in a pile, anything goes in a pile. Guys will do a whole lot of stuff in a pile. But not something so wide open. Like you said, Ocho, the referee is standing right there. He's standing right there. I've never seen that before. For me, that's the first. That's the first. I agree. And I'm like, bro, what are you? Johnny, what's going on with this new era? I mean, this new wave of players. Young boys out here wowing. They're raised a little different than the old heads back in the day for sure.

40:11I don't – they don't know how to act.

40:14Shannon Sharpe:Man, I couldn't even – I couldn't even fathom doing something like that growing up when I grew up how coaches were. Man, coaches grab you by your helmet. Maybe people aren't getting their ass whooped enough. Maybe people aren't getting their ass chewed out enough. They're not. To go through punishment. but anything like that would have happened from a middle school high school level i'd have been running running rolling up down till i puked i'd have been getting my ass yeah you can't grab a kid like like this you like that you really want to act like that i'm gonna show you i'm gonna show you on this field right here all day for hours that you're not gonna act like that you're gonna treat people the right way you're gonna respect the game it's like that just don't have that and It starts from a young level of football, right?

40:58It starts from kids are playing ball earlier, so you're getting coached. And people are growing up and being raised in the game the wrong way from a very early age. You see it all the time with these shows they have now about younger kids playing football, the little tight show and stuff that you see. It's crazy. The purity and respect and level of the game and playing it the right way is definitely not there from a whole. Are there guys out there that – is this speaking for a whole collective when things like this happen? Of course not. But stuff like this is happening more often. You look at it, and you just kind of like shake your head.

41:32Like, back in the day, we didn't see stuff like that.

41:36Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, I don't know if coaches now, Johnny, could grab your face mask. They used to grab your body back and your shoulder pads like, so what the hell are you doing? Yeah, hit you upside your head. And you go home and tell your grandparents and tell your parents, it's like, well, the first thing out of your mind, what did you do? Yeah, yeah. What did you do? they like they already know for the coach to do that you had to have done something um but you're right i mean today's now uh you're afraid the kid the kid is going to transfer the kid is going to leave school uh the kid's parents going to come up there because the thing if they if they behave like this at home they damn sure gonna behave like this at school worse yeah so i you know i I remember I told my grandmother, Coach grabbed me by my face mask.

42:24Shannon Sharpe:I came home and told Granny, she's like, well, I guess that means you're going to quit. Like, nah, I ain't going to quit. I need you to go tell him don't do that no more. Nah, I ain't quitting, but I want you to tell him to make him afraid to not do it anymore. Man, my grandma was like, boy, please. You probably was doing something you ain't had no business. Yeah. Well, you still could have told him don't do it no more. But that's the thing. coaches now the way they and i've got look some things needed to be done done away with because some of the stuff that you know coaches had was getting out of hand with it now uh i understand there's a certain level of discipline and order that you structure that you got to have johnny and ocho you got to have a certain level of it but sometimes coaches they go too far with it and uh but now you know all that you can't the kids get water breaks every 10 people look at all The real programs throughout the history of the game, how they were coached, how things were done, attention to detail, the middle things matter.

43:26You have to be hard. You have to have discipline. You have to be tough, hard-nosed. There's so many characteristics of what winning football teams and programs have had and coaches that have gone out and done it. And there's a reason some teams and some coaches are the way that they are because they care about those things. and there's reason that other people aren't. And that's just what it comes down to. People think that it may not matter, but it does.

43:50Shannon Sharpe:It absolutely does. Because I'm not so sure how much, how different Coach Saban was than Coach Bryant. Yeah. There's a reason why that's winning this college football program as far as the national championship and the Polara in 1936. There's a reason why. That's not an accident that a team has two statues out front of their head coaches. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And the funny thing, too, when you think about it, Johnny, Johnny spoke on earlier about today's era of kids, especially going into college. They're wired a little bit different. They have money. Their mentality is a little different. Will a Nick Saban style of coaching, will you be able to get kids to respond to that?

44:30Will they respond to that now in this era? I know he's not that far removed from the game of football. But I'm just saying if everybody had that same coaching style, I don't really think it would work. it's so hard it's so hard right because in this day and age you don't want to do something to have a kid leave because it feels such a huge yeah but at the end of the day at the end of the day the way i was raised the coaches that i was around it didn't matter you were all held to the same standard and the next guy was up if we're hurting because of that that person that left or got suspended or was not on the team or whatever he hurt the team so you look at it as a whole it is a collective one heartbeat type of thing but at the end of the day you're going to continue to coddle kids and do things a certain way and let things slide to the point of where it hurts and leaks through and infects the whole whole betterment of the group no at some point in time you have to put your foot down and be like listen this is right this is wrong you're going to do what you're supposed to do or you're not going to play in this program and if you can't abide by that see you later i don't care what we're paying you i don't care how good you are I don't care what it is.

45:34That's just the way of how coaches were with me. And I know how important coaching was for my life, for the game of football. It means everything. A good coach that cares and is passionate about it, that pays attention to the details versus one that's not, how it makes you better, what it does for you as a whole. What are we talking about?

45:54Shannon Sharpe:You either coach it or condone it. And then, you know, when you were coming up, like, bro, you tripping. It was the players. Man, cut that foolishness out, bro. You killing us. If you get kicked off the team, you're one of our best players. Maybe the best player. Come on, bro. Cut that foolishness out. Because sometimes you have to have your teammates tell you. Because they can get through to you when your coaches can't. They can get to you through. They can get your peers sometimes can get through to you when parents, coaches, whomever can't. Because, you know, peers, that's what I say. Association brings on assimilation.

46:27Shannon Sharpe:And so sometimes the peers are like, bro, come on, man. Man, cut that foolishness out, man. Coach ain't picking on you. You just keep doing dumb ish. Yeah. But once you cut the dumb ish out, we're going to be okay, bro. You too good. But I've had coming up in junior high and pop peewee and high school. The guy's better than me. But you couldn't tell him nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Ocho, you know what I get when I used to go home? Hey, tell him, Sharp, I was better than you. Wasn't I better than you in the fourth grade? Wasn't I better than you in eighth grade? Wasn't I Sharp? fourth grade yeah bro you had me you got me I told y 'all I told y 'all that could have been me well right now we 30 so I'll and I don't really want to go back to the fourth or the eighth grade but yeah you had an opportunity but you want to be cool and walk the streets we all have the same 24 hours Bill Belichick experiment at UNC is even bigger disaster than expected.

47:34Shannon Sharpe:They got blown out by UCF 34 to 9. Tar Heels only managed 217 total yards, 2.5 yards per carry against the night squad, picked to finish dead last in the Big 12 preseason poll. This outlook looked bleak for the four games in the coach Belichick's coaching era at Chapel Hill. They're now two and two, but the two wins have come against Charlotte and Richmond. Now, guys, should we have concerns about Coach Belichick tenure off the field? Now, we've heard. Now, it'd be very, very interesting if the situation, you know, he banned the scouts. Banning the scouts doesn't hurt Coach Belichick. It hurts the players that wants the scouts to come see him.

48:19Shannon Sharpe:And then he has a situation where they talk about his girlfriend and how she's this and how she's that. You read the articles, so I'm not breaking news to anybody that's listening to Ocho and Johnny and myself tonight. I'm not breaking any news, but it seems to be there are these articles that keep coming out, how she's around and how he seems not like the Coach Belichick because I can imagine. Ocho, do you think this situation, he would have been a situation like this at New England? I don't know. We don't know. We don't know. But I'm just saying he seems different now than he was in New England.

48:56Yeah, I think Bill Belichick has always been about business. The way he conducts himself when it comes to the game of football, that will never change. That will never change the way he approaches the game. Now, the difference is in North Carolina and New England, obviously, you have the players. You have the personnel to be able to execute and do the game plan schematically that you have. Also, he banned the scouts. Well, what the hell is scouts coming for? What are they coming to watch?

49:19Shannon Sharpe:They ain't coming to talk to you. would the scouts come to watch have you watched play have you watched unc play johnny have you watched north carolina play okay well what they come to watch okay they banned well they ain't really gonna come see anyway no disrespect now as far as his girlfriend is concerned obviously you have someone younger someone you want to cater to a little bit more as opposed to those you've dated in the past who might have been of age and a little older that weren't around obviously wouldn't want to be around an nfl practice like that inside the nfl locker room or doing things in that manner.

49:53College, a little bit different, a little bit more lenient, different type of atmosphere, and obviously dating someone much younger, and you want to more so cater to that. Listen, I'm not in this personal business. I don't want to talk much about that, but until he gets the players in there to be able to compete with everybody else, I mean, it's his first year. I would give Bill Belichick one of the greatest of all time at the NFL level, being at the collegiate level now things have to start working in your in your favor when you can get the players you need to compete with everybody else that's that's all it comes down to i think i think you look at it and you give him some time obviously this is a new league a new situation for him the whole process of what he's doing and the college football game is much much different than the nfl absolutely i don't think anybody was expecting unc to be a playoff team this year i I don't think they've been very good or very competitive in the ACC, probably since Drake May was coming out.

50:51It was really probably the last time. I can't remember the last time I've turned on a North Carolina game to actually watch a football game. Their jerseys look pretty cool. The colors are nice. The colors are fine. The colors are nice. You look good, but you get your ass thanked every Saturday. You are not a football school. So, for me, it doesn't entice me. But I think as a whole, as you look at it from a college football landscape, Belichick has an opportunity to do something amazing if they get the right players and the right people in there it will be a great story right now currently with what they have on the roster and what it is in this transition it's not going very well but I don't think you really sit there and judge as a whole until you get ACC play you see how you stack up against other teams in your conference this is not a good look obviously using to a UCF team but UCF not a bad program No.

51:40They've had years in the past. They've, you know, got a good thing going down there. So, I mean.

51:45Shannon Sharpe:They brought Scott Frost back. Yeah. I mean, UCF is a solid program. They're definitely more of a football school than North Carolina is or has been in the past, in my opinion. So, the girlfriend stuff, you don't see it anywhere else in college football. I think that's the biggest thing. And from him. The media definitely jumped on it and made it a big thing, maybe even bigger than it is. but to be walking around the field and warm-ups and this. What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y 'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and I Heart Women's Sports.

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57:14When you know you're going to go into a press conference and get asked about it and all this stuff that comes along with it it almost gets to the point like why the fuck would you do it like like why you know you're just adding more scrutiny and more things to the pot like honey sit in the suite yes maybe bro i'll see you after the game what are we talking about it's obviously a problem it's obviously an issue people look at it and they're talking about it every single week doesn't make sense to me and it's so unbelichick but at this point in time with all that he's done. Maybe he's just like, I am that guy.

57:50I can do what I want and I'm going to do whatever it is I want. They gave me the keys to this. I'm going to run it my way and you guys can watch and hate from the outside. And the funny thing too about Bill, obviously knowing him personally, he don't give two of you know what about what nobody say, what nobody think. He don't care. At all. At all. He runs things his way and he can always continue to run it his way because his way works and it always has. Now, obviously, they're not winning right now, but them not winning had nothing to do with her. It had nothing to do with her. Those that are watching and making stories about her being around, listen, it's being blown out of proportion because of who he is.

58:30If it was anybody else, it wouldn't be talked about.

58:32Shannon Sharpe:But let me ask you a question. He would always tell you guys distractions. This is a distraction for his football team. Now, he would say, he would say, let's limit to the distractions. Let's make sure it's about football. Now people are talking about things that are not football related. So the biggest distraction created at the University of Chapel Hill is Bill Belichick and what he had in the extracurricular act. I ain't saying there's nothing wrong with it. He's consenting. She's consenting. It is what it is. But we've never seen anything like this. And I'm a little hole in the hole, both of y 'all.

59:09Shannon Sharpe:I've never seen a coach Saban or Vince Dooley or Bo Schembechler or I've never seen any of their, I didn't even, you saw their wives after the game, when they came down on the field after a big game, you didn't see them, man, if Alabama beat Eastern Michigan, you didn't see coach Saban's wife on the field, Mr. Now they beat Auburn, they beat Georgia, they win the national championship, you're going to see Miss Terry by his side. Yeah. But that was the only time. So I think the biggest thing is, Ocho, given what we know about Coach Belichick and how he's run his programs in his 20 years in New England, minus the distractions.

59:49Shannon Sharpe:Guys, we don't need distractions. Him saying very little. And for the most part, a lot of the things being talked about is his girlfriend. They're not talking about his team is bad. Ain't really anything good to say about it. but the distraction that he's allowing to be created. And so that's what's surprising, I think, to a lot of people because we've never seen a coach of his caliber like this. I mean, I saw like before the game, Ocho, like he's on the sideline and she back there and they talking like they going over game playing. I'm like, well, damn, this. I said, I don't know. So I was just like, I wonder what's going to be said.

1:00:37Shannon Sharpe:I can assure you, even he'll, he's Coach Belichick. I don't know if the alumni, I don't know if the chancellor, the president or whatever they call him at the University of North Carolina. I don't know if that's what they signed up for.

1:00:57I agree. It's odd. It doesn't coincide with everything that he's been about, about football throughout the entirety of his whole career. So I agree. I would think that somebody within the higher ups of North Carolina would kind of be like, what exactly is this? What are we doing here? Because if she's sitting there drawing some plays in the dirt and breaking down film and trying to get us some game play and stuff, so be it. We'll take that wherever we can get it. We'll take it from the janitor. We'll take it from anybody. We can get it throughout the organization. That's not what this is.

1:01:36Shannon Sharpe:Clemson, which was the top five team to open the season, is one and three. After Syracuse lost at home, they lost at home to Syracuse 34-21. Dabo was seen crying on the field after the game. Nick Saban had some tough love advice for Dabo. Dabo needs to look at what he needs to do in this program to make this program continually successful. Do you have to change the portal? Do you have to change name, image, and likeness? The game has changed. You need to change with it. Otherwise, you're not going to put yourself in the same position other people are and have a chance to be successful. This is the worst start to Clemson since 2004 and the worst start ever in the Sweeney era.

1:02:18Shannon Sharpe:You know, he talks about, I don't believe in the portal. I don't believe in this. I don't believe players should get paid. Okay, Dabo. There are a lot of coaches that thought like that. until they started getting their ass kicked by teams that were using the portal when the teams that were using the NIL. Now, one of two things are going to happen, Davo. Either you're going to adapt or you're going to do like Coach Saban or you're going to do like Coach K or you're going to do like some of these others. You're going to go sit your ass down. Because if you think you're away, you think somebody's going to go to – hey, you're going to still get some players.

1:02:49Shannon Sharpe:But if you think a player has an opportunity to go to Ohio State and Alabama and Georgia and Miami or Michigan and they can get$2 million or go to Clemson and somebody, oh, get a scotty. Oh, I just know, bro, that ain't happening. Hey, it's not going to work. Johnny, Dabo knows that. The landscape of football has changed. College football is different now. Listen, y 'all might not watch soccer, but like Liverpool and Man City, you have to pay to win. If you play FIFA, if you play Ultimate Team, if you play Madden, you got to pay to win. It's the same thing in college football. Dabo said some of the things he said in the past.

1:03:27That lets me know that you don't want to adapt to the times that we're in now, which means basically you trying to use a BlackBerry. You trying to use a flip phone. It's not going to work. Two-way. Two-way. Listen, everything. He's still using Dabo. That too. Hey, Johnny, everything has evolved. The game has evolved.

1:03:47Shannon Sharpe:And if you don't evolve with it, it's going to pass you by. Check this out. Because remember, Ocho, he was supposed to retire once the players started getting paid. Once these players start getting paid, it'll be time for old Dabo to lead the game. What Dabo do? Got a raise? Now, check this out. Dabo said most of the guys that's in the portal aren't good enough to play for Clemson. Well, Syracuse just beat Clemson with a transfer quarterback, transfer offensive lineman, transfer leading receiver, transfer leading tackler. Hey. you might have players that ain't good enough to play for clemson and that'd be your problem why are you over there bumping your gums yeah listen he stood on business he stood on business this last week too we won the conference eight out of ten years i i respected what he said right because his pedigree of what he's done has shown for itself of course they've been at the top of the acc which if we're just being honest hasn't been a very strong conference or had really competition in anything for the last decade.

1:04:51So they're kind of cakewalking through a lot of it, to be honest. It hasn't been very competitive. You get to the ACC championship game. They're mopping people by 40. The teams are battling to go 7-6. Like, okay, yes, you've won the conference. Not a very good one, to be honest. Yes, you've been in some national champions. You've had some great players that have come through. Those days of what they were doing, Deshaun Watson, and all the guys that came through.

1:05:18Shannon Sharpe:The defensive lineman that they had, Ocho. All the things. There ain't no players on that Clemson roster that look like that. There ain't it. So you're going to have to go and adapt and be like, maybe you don't have to go hit the portal and get 15 guys, but you better go take three or four. You better go take three, four, or five. You better look around and start studying some film and seeing what guys are doing from smaller schools and go get you one. Because if not, people on your schedule are going to go get you one. And they're going to whoop that ass. Look at Georgia. Look at the team that go, the best safety in college football is Caleb Downs.

1:05:55Shannon Sharpe:He left the University of Alabama. Everybody get it. Because, you know, he said, hey, this program, I win, I do it. Okay. Let me know how that works out for you. Now, we're going to check back with you in a couple of years. Now, I understand. He's absolutely right, Ocho. He's won the championship. He's won the conference eight out of ten years. Well, they got to do it now. To my point, they paid you for that. Now, if you think that you're going to just be able to coast, well, I won eight out of 10 years and we be having the same conversation three, four years from now. That ain't going to happen, Dabo, because what you've done is you've created expectations.

1:06:28Shannon Sharpe:Certain programs, you have expectations. Dabo, you created that for Clemson. Alabama have expectations. Ohio State has expectations. Michigan has expectations. Georgia has expectations. Oklahoma has expectations teams, certain teams have created what we call expectations if you think because what you've done in the past that's going to be good enough, no it's not but they fly a coker, he won national championship, look at the record that he had yeah I have a question because of his resume, because of what he's done in the past, how much of at least the devil have if things continue to go sour this season?

1:07:15Shannon Sharpe:I think another year, two max. He got another year or two for sure. He's earned that with what he's done for sure, and you give him a chance to adapt. I still think this Clemson team will find a way to right this ship a little bit. You look at the rest of their schedule. I mean, North Carolina coming up, Boston College, SMU has a decent team, but they're still sitting at two and two. Duke and then Florida State, Louisville, Furman, South Carolina. So, I mean, they'll be able to ride the ship, make this season look somewhat respectable. But at the end of the day, it's playoff or bust right now.

1:07:50That's a down year for them. One that makes it really hard to go into recruiting and everything else that comes along with it.

1:07:56Shannon Sharpe:And that's the problem that you have because South Carolina, even though they lost again today, South Carolina could possibly beat them again. Could beat them. and you look you first of all you're not making the college football playoff with three losses that's not going to happen um and so now what what are you selling what are you selling them yeah you made the college i think they made the college football playoff last year so you could sell that but uh you you it's been a while he's gonna have to adapt build on you really are selling the past and selling a little bit of a legacy and you come to a good school get a good education We have a good football program, but you're not selling it that we have a great football program right now.

1:08:38You have pieces that are on your roster that you can look at when you come to practice and you come see how the guys work, the facilities. You still have something great to offer, right? That's the positive thing for Clemson. You have a coach that knows how to get guys to the next level. That's a positive thing. I think you have a coach there that seems like a great person, seems like a good leader, seems like he runs a good program. one that if you're looking at from a parental aspect, you would be like, I want my son to go there and play for this man. He's going to come out better. He's going to get a good education.

1:09:09He's going to be able to play high level football. So you have a lot of things still going for you at Clemson. But at the end of the day, winning is what matters. Being at the top is what matters and having a team and selling point that you can go to the national championship. If you come here and play for this school, that's a major, major thing. You have, you're absolutely right.

1:09:28Shannon Sharpe:And, uh, you're not getting that level of player. I mean, think about it. You go from Deshaun to Trevor Lawrence. You got Christian Wilkins. You got Cleland Farrell. You got Dexter Lawrence. You got A.J. Terrell. You go Sammy Watkins and DeAndre Hopkins, and you go Martavius Bryant. You look at the level of talent that they were getting. They're not getting that now. No. No, it was a fact. They're not getting that now. You're definitely not getting it if your pocketbook ain't open. Right. He's definitely not getting it if he ain't writing no checks. Yeah. A Tahoe ain't going to get it. Once upon a time, a Tahoe or a Denali would get you something.

1:10:06Shannon Sharpe:Not with other teams giving you Lambo's and Ferrari and McLaren's. That ain't going to cut a Cullinan or Urus. Hey, Ocho, do you want a Denali or do you want an Urus? You want a Cadillac? You want a Cadillac or do you want a Cullinan? The choice is yours. He cool on a smart car. Hey, Ocho, I understand it's Clemson, South Carolina, Johnny, and pickups might be handy. So maybe you offer Shelby, one of those Shelby Fords. Yeah. They're nice. I almost got me one. Almost got one. I might swing back around in two years, but I was like, you know, hey, right now I'm not in the pickup space, head space.

1:10:48Shannon Sharpe:I got you. I got you. Johnny, we're going to get you out of here on this one. Indiana destroyed the Fighting Illini 63-10 in top 25 matchups. If I'm not mistaken, it was the first time both of these teams had been ranked since 1951. Hosting the ninth-ranked Illinois, Bloomington, Saturday night, the number 19 Hoosiers manhandled Luke Altmaier and the Fighting Illini. They swarmed the quarterback all night, harassing him into quick throws, and they beat them 63-10, demoralizing Brett Bielema's team. 63-10. You're not supposed to get beat 63-10, Johnny, if you're two top 25 matchups. It ain't supposed to happen.

1:11:29You've been a top 10 team for most of the season. You have a lot of expectations going into it. You get 63 hung on you. This is a humbling, humbling moment in their season and one that will define their season. Indiana gets a lot of flack from last year. Getting into the playoff, where they're deserving of being there. They get routed in the playoff. Everybody's kind of making fun of them. But what you do with that going to the playoff is you build off of it, right? You have good players that are experienced that have been there. They know what it's like. They won a lot of games last year. So you're building a culture that's, hey, we're winning some games.

1:12:04We are not the Indiana of old. We are not going to be pushed around and bullied. And when you go out and score 63 and 10 versus a ranked team, that's something you build on in a positive way. On the other side with Illinois, this is a wake up call. This is, man maybe we were reading too many of those press clippings about how great we how great we were but we are what we thought we were and this is a time for us to either come together button up and still go do what you want to do in the season one loss versus a ranked team that you look back and is going to be fighting for a playoff spot doesn't kill you but you either shrink and hide and it changes your season or you come together strong as a unit and try to fix the things you need to fix because 63 to 10 is uh that's a that's that's a day that you'll remember

1:12:50Shannon Sharpe:for a while yeah you get beat like that you're a ain't nobody going out i ain't no part hey man you going to the part you going to the uh the fran party hell no you think i want somebody you think i want somebody to see me after this ass whipping i just took oh no i'll see y 'all i'll see y 'all monday i ain't even leaving my room i'm having my roommate pick me something up it's postmates for them boys coming outside no man hey first of all I wasn't really outside like that anyway Ocho but if we lost by more than a touchdown nah I couldn't this is a bottle of whiskey on the couch on the Xbox type of night you're gonna be trying a box of tissue after this one cause you're gonna be sitting there looking at the mirror staring at the ceiling like damn we went outside he put nine tubs on us nine in the bank.

1:13:42Oh, hell no. You're sitting on the sideline for the boys who didn't play and you're just going flying by you in the end zone. All you see is refs raising their hands all night. He's building the odor all night.

1:13:56Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, he got on sure. Yeah, he got on sure. Thank you, Johnny, for joining us tonight. Make sure you guys go subscribe to the Johnny Glory Days featuring Johnny Manziel on his YouTube channel. Make sure you hit that subscribe button. make sure you hit that like button. There it is on the screen. Glory days with Johnny Manziel. Johnny. Before I go, I am, I am off to the great city of Las Vegas here right after this. I need a, from each of you. I'm hitting the roulette table. What we got. Hey Johnny, do me a favor. You like, you like Frank Sinatra. You like the, you like the Rat Pack, the Rat Pack.

1:14:32You know it. You know it. Go and see the Rat Pack at the Tuscany Hotel and Casino. at some point we're in Vegas. It's a wonderful show. You'll like it. You'll enjoy it. I'm not sure. I tried to get on to go. He's not listening to me. Maybe I can get you to go. I'm going to go check it out. I need two numbers for both of you because I go and put a rack on each of them. Damn. I got it. You need to teach me how to gamble, man. I got you. Baccarat's my thing. I'm about to go. Yeah. You want a number.

1:15:01Shannon Sharpe:See, I mean, I really never played roulette. So you want... No matter. One through 36, both of you. 27. 27. 8. And 8. I split the process. All right, man. Enjoy it, man. Have a good one. Johnny Manziel. Podcast Glory Day with Johnny Manziel. Make sure you go check it out. Appreciate it, Johnny. Ocho, Browns wide receiver Jerry Judy said last week the 11-and-a-half point betting line against the Ravens was disrespectful. Judy just fired off double-barrel middle fingers during the pregame introduction. Judy was fined$14 ,491 for the gesture to the crowd. And also, the Ravens won $41 ,17. More than double what the spread was.

1:15:50Hey, hey, um, there were a few fines that the NFL handed out that's like, listen, I understand the double finger, the double barrel, middle finger.

1:16:01Shannon Sharpe:That'll get you every time, won't you? Yeah, they gon' get you every time. Um, they fined Saquon Barkley $46 ,000, Unc. For lowering his helmet? He plays running back, Unc. No, see, you told me that they call it. You say, Unc, they don't even call that. Unc, I saw the day. I saw the day go by on Twitter, and I looked at the play. I mean, what the hell is he supposed to do? Like, what are we doing? What is the competition committee or whoever it is, whoever's passing out these fines, it's still the game of football. You can't change that. You can't change the way you play. you can't change the way you run, you can't change the way you tackle.

1:16:38Shannon Sharpe:What are we doing? Hey, I thought you always supposed, when I did play running back, they always say, run behind your pads. And even when I wasn't a running back, I tried to, you know, I would go into a crowd, I'm going to run behind my pad. Right, you got to. I'm not going to give you all this to hit. Hey, and if you don't run behind your pads, you're going to get yourself hurt. Sure will. They'll saw your ass in half. Hey, then you will be running behind your pants because your ass be doubled up. Yep. I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman.

1:17:13And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone, from Seth Rollins. What are you doing in my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro. It's called happiness. Delivering happiness. And many, many more. Open your free HiHeartRadio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, and listen now. This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.

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