Nightcap Hour 2: Carson Wentz’s INCENTIVE BAG + Jim Harbaugh REGRETS Not Playing MORE in Preseason + Mike McCarthy SPEAKS on Joey Porter Jr. + Myles Garret PLACED on IR + Giants DOMINATED Time of Possession + CFB Rankings

8:55Shannon Sharpe:Now he a fantasy guru. I am.

8:58Joe Johnson:I am. You know, I studied the game. Not only did I study the game, Joe, I played it too. I already know, Ocho.

9:07Shannon Sharpe:I already know. You see him now, Ocho, Joe, you see him now? Now, all of a sudden, he a guru of fantasy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know.

9:20Shannon Sharpe:Hey, man. Lions play with this old schedule? Man, that's going to be a good one.

9:30Shannon Sharpe:Hold on. Already in week two? How do you go? Hold on. How do you go play? How they gonna play the bills on Thursday night and so they play so they play this week This Thursday In three days damn

9:43Joe Johnson:I leave that's a fast turnaround That's gonna be a good one

9:54Shannon Sharpe:It is I look right over the september the 17th you're right Hmm

10:02Joe Johnson:I can't wait for it.

10:08Shannon Sharpe:Still keeping Auburn Rock in the lineup. Yeah.

10:12Joe Johnson:That's not a receiver you want to take out your lineup now. I don't care who they playing. He going to get his.

10:22Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, I think I'll stay with Stafford one more week.

10:25Joe Johnson:You going to go with Stafford one more week?

10:27Shannon Sharpe:One more week. One more game.

10:30Joe Johnson:Hey, don't pull nobody too early. Hey, the cream always rise to the top now. I know you're trying to win your fantasy. Don't pull him.

10:41Shannon Sharpe:Oh, now they want to listen to O'Shea. After Chargers took a surprise in the air, Arizona Cardinals, head coach Jim Harbaugh says he wishes he played his starters more in the preseason. Take a listen to this. Yeah, I mean, we made some preseason type of mistakes, you know. And, you know, now in retrospect, you know, we should play our guys a little bit more in the preseason and give them those reps, but those game-like reps. So, yeah, the onward and attack in all areas to find improvement.

11:31Shannon Sharpe:you said it boy you said it y 'all keep on doing it like y 'all doing it and the pillars are going to keep happening the poor tackling the poor play leading in and then before you know it you get on the right track you done lost two or three games now you're in an uphill climb all season uphill battle I'm with you Hey, that's the same thing I've been asking. I've been asking y 'all all season, especially in the preseason. Hey, man, how can you catch a rhythm? How can you fine-tune, timing, and being on the one accord with your receivers? You know what I mean? I don't think that's something you could just – obviously, because y 'all have been together for quite some time, meaning a few years, you think you could just go out – man, it takes time, bro.

12:22Shannon Sharpe:It takes time. That's why we see a lot of this when I talk about Russ versus Russ. I know the scoring is high, but man, listen. It's been, I'm like Harbaugh, bro. It's been some bonehead mistakes that you probably could alleviate if you had that rhythm and timing throughout the preseason. Damn, you ain't gotta play the whole half, the whole game, but you gotta get yourself a few series just to get out there and see what it feels like. You know what I mean? Well, you seen all these missed tackles. You seen all these blown covers. Yeah. that's why the scoring up and well y 'all you also see it penalties

13:00Shannon Sharpe:even though tonight didn't seem to be that didn't have that many penalties how many penalties

13:12Shannon Sharpe:yeah both teams had 714 Broncos 7 for 52 Chiefs 7 for 60

13:24Shannon Sharpe:two turnovers for Broncos no I just I just don't get it I don't get it I don't get it because they make oh these players are making so much money yeah well they was making you have to look at the times they were making a lot of money back then for the time that it was in yeah guess what 20 years from now Ocho they're gonna look back DB's gonna be making 50 million dollars a year 60 million dollars a year somebody's gonna be making 100 million dollars a year oh it's just the way it is it's called inflation

13:57Shannon Sharpe:things man you can buy your car you buy used to buy a car 1500 brand new car right off the spanking brand new right off the lot drive it off the floor get you a nice get you a nice three bedroom brick house yeah 30 000 yeah time change

14:16Joe Johnson:Hey, I need to... What you need? I'm looking at my fantasy lineup. I got Burrow. I got Jeremiah Love. Obviously, I think he's going to play more, even though he scored. I got Bucky Irvin. I got Uno. I got George Pickens. I got Kyle Pitts. He was a donut in almost every category, so I know they're going to feed him this week coming up. Lad McConkie. That's my dude. I got Mike Evans. Jalen Hurts. I need to do something with my running backs, man. I got Travis Kelsey.

14:52Shannon Sharpe:That ain't got nothing to do with me.

14:54Joe Johnson:I got Mike Washington, man. I need to... I got Tony Paula.

15:01Shannon Sharpe:What'd you say? Oh, you thought you had something. Paula to bounce back. He normally plays well. Damn. I'm going to be all right, though. The cost of living goes up. People think, well, look at all the money they're making. But you got to look at what the cost of living is. You ain't buying no coffee, no$1 ,500. Not no brand new one.

15:24Joe Johnson:You can get you a lemon for$1 ,500. You know, it's going to break down in three days.

15:31Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. So this notion, because the guys play so much, excuse me, because the guys are paid so much, you can't play them in the pre. If that's the case, why you play them in the regular season? Then they're playing so much you might get hurt. It's football.

15:51Shannon Sharpe:I thought football, you play football. That's what you do, Ocho. That's what the preseason's for. Yeah. Is to get your body acclimated to take on the rigors of an NFL season. That's what I thought the preseason was for. To work out some of the kinks, considering that you haven't played in six months. Some of you haven't played in seven, eight months because your season ended. so you go January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September. So you go almost nine months without playing football. So you die. Yeah, we just go pick right up where we left off. Don't worry. Hey,

16:30Joe Johnson:anybody want to trade me running backs?

16:33Shannon Sharpe:Who you got?

16:35Joe Johnson:I'm going to give you Tony Pollard and Mike Washington. Who?

16:39Shannon Sharpe:You want to know who I got? yeah who you got who you running backs I mean I know you want Mike Washington you know he went to Arkansas I got uh hold on I got I got scatter boo I got I got James Cook hey let me let me get them too Joe I got I got I got a couple guys on the bench I can let you get I got uh uh all right give me give me scatter boo and James Cook no I can't give you them two but I got two more on the bench and I probably can work a deal with you I'll give you two these two guys I got on the I've been Keon Mitchell and who is this? Oh, you got Keaton Mitchell? Yeah. You want him? No.

17:16Shannon Sharpe:Oh, you good? I'm still with my running backs. Yeah, Ocho. I'm playing with his dad though. Yeah, he can go, he can go. Ocho, you might, who you say you got Ocho?

17:25Joe Johnson:I got Tony Pollard.

17:27Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, okay, okay, give me Tony Pollard. I'll give you Keaton Mitchell. As a matter of fact, I'll do a throw in. I'll do a throw in there for you. Who you gonna throw in there? I'll give you Romeo dogs.

17:40Joe Johnson:Oh, I take that. I take that, cause he gonna bounce back. I take that. And AJ Brown out.

17:48Shannon Sharpe:What other receivers you got though? You might. I got pickin'. Y 'all need to work a deal out offline.

17:55Joe Johnson:Oh my bad, my bad. Hey, Joe, hey, Joe. Hey, he jealous. Yeah.

18:02Shannon Sharpe:After Joe, after Joe, after Joe score only a hundred points, He need all the help he can get. Oh, you got to cheer. You got to cheer.

18:11Shannon Sharpe:We're going to be a lot better this week. I sure hope so, Joe. Matthew Stafford do to have a bounce back game. He do. You hope he do. Hey, you better hope he do for Puka. For Puka's sake, you got Puka. I do got Puka. We got – hey, them first couple games, man, it's going to be a little iffy. They ain't even playing. They got to find their timing.

18:43Shannon Sharpe:Well, it's going to be a little late. But they got to start playing. They got to do something, man. Can you imagine, Joe and Ocho, if they only have – just think, they cut it down to two preseason games. They don't play. And they increase the regular season. Think about the amount of time. So if you don't play in the preseason, it's going to be a damn near month before you play in the regular season, before you even take a real snap. I don't know how you do that, bro. That's what I'm saying. That's why I didn't get not playing in the preseason at all, because you're already getting two weeks off after the bye week.

19:24Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. I mean, after the third preseason game, it's two weeks before you play. So if you don't play the third preseason game, man, that's three weeks off. Hey, it's a little different now, huh? You gotta look at the NBA. How many preseason games they play now? Like four, three? Yeah, probably. Hell, it used to be 10. We used to play 10 preseason games, Ocho. Damn. 10. We used to play 10, bro.

19:51Joe Johnson:Hey, Joe, y 'all be out there hooping for real or y 'all just be out there going through the motions to make sure nobody get hurt?

19:56Shannon Sharpe:Well, you understand that, okay, cool, we're going to play the first half. You know what I mean? It may even be a time where you may play the first half and maybe a little bit of the third quarter. You know what I mean? See, basketball is strictly up and down, running, sprints. You know what I mean? You got to be out there playing, bro. You know what I'm saying? You got to be out there playing that game, bro. That's a real rhythm and timing, getting up and down that floor, changing directions, you know, making plays, playing through traffic, you got to play. Well, they're not playing. It don't seem like they're going to change anything.

20:35Shannon Sharpe:Nah, because they want to keep them boys healthy and they're going to add another game, you know, so they can draw up to raise the revenue. Y 'all know what they're doing. Oh, yeah. Steelers head coach Mike McCarthy said it was his decision not to play cornerback Joey Porter Jr. on Sunday. Let's take a listen to what Mike had to say. Hopefully we'll have a good plan for him on Wednesday. Hopefully we'll do more. That's the outlook. Hopefully we move forward with more volume of work. That would be my anticipation.

21:12Joe Johnson:Hey, man ain't planning any of that contract, man. Listen, you have a player that you draft, right, Uncle Joe?

21:19Shannon Sharpe:Yes. You want said player to play well for you.

21:24Joe Johnson:Now said player has played well. Now it's time to pay said player based on his resume and what he's done up to date. You don't want to play player because you paid other players. Now the season has started and the Steelers organization does not play that when it comes to dealing with contract negotiations in season. That's not happening. Joey Porter has showed you I'm not touching the field. There's a very good chance that a trade of some sort might be being worked behind closed doors. And, again, here we have Mr. McCarthy being PC saying, oh, we're ramping up the work. Well, you had time to ramp up the work during OTAs.

22:06Joe Johnson:You had time to ramp up the work during training camp.

22:08Shannon Sharpe:Yeah.

22:09Joe Johnson:You had preseason. Now all of a sudden in the week two you're going to ramp things up. No. No.

22:18Shannon Sharpe:I don't believe they have that kind of control over the roster.

22:21Joe Johnson:Yeah, I think a trade of some sort might be on the horizon because Brother Porter wants to get paid. Maybe whatever team that might trade for him might promise him that deal if they have a little leeway and a little cap space. So, I mean, we'll see.

22:38Shannon Sharpe:I just don't see him resetting the market. I don't see him getting more than Gonzalez. I don't see him getting more than Spoon. Yeah. So if that's his goal, he might as well go on and play Ocho. without a contract oh no or just sit out i don't think i don't you you think he's gonna get 35

22:56Joe Johnson:million a year old show no maybe maybe right right below that maybe 33 32 that that that's that's

23:03Shannon Sharpe:still that's still rebearing has he gone to the pro bowl has he gone had a pro bowl yet oh i'm not sure because you look at the guys you look at all the guys that that we're talking about they got that 30 those are pro bowl players defensive rookie of the years all pros those what those guys are i just don't see it there don't you i don't

23:31Joe Johnson:listen no pro bowls but i know what he looks like when you turn that film on i know that i know that i know you turn that film on he gonna be right there in your face

23:41Shannon Sharpe:I'm not saying he don't deserve to get paid because he deserves to get paid he's clearly outplayed the contract that he's currently under my problem has always been if you outperform the contract they don't want to pay you but if you underperform on the contract they want to cut you so they want it both ways that's one of my problems I mean, I got a lot of problems I could air out, but I'm just saying. That's one of the problems that I have with the league. If I outperform the contract, reward me. Because if I underperform on the contract, you're going to cut me. Yeah.

24:25Shannon Sharpe:Well, well, you did sign the contract. Well, when you released me, I signed the same contract that you're going to release me.

24:33Joe Johnson:I signed it.

24:36Shannon Sharpe:that's why guys try to get as much money as they can guarantee try to get as much bigger signing bonus and much as much money as you can over the first couple of years first three that's your contract whatever you get on them first three years that's your contract you said i got a five year i got five years six years bro you ain't seen the back end of that no hey that's what you're supposed to do front load that contract man let me see everything

25:01Joe Johnson:The best way you can, Joe.

25:03Shannon Sharpe:Yes.

25:03Joe Johnson:Yeah.

25:05Shannon Sharpe:Because after that, the balloon paper's going to come do the, the cap number's going to be so high, Ocho.

25:11Joe Johnson:They ain't got no choice. They're going to come and tell you, hey, you want to take a pay cut? No.

25:18Joe Johnson:Sure don't. Well, can we restructure? Now, we can talk about that. Now, you take some of that money on the back end and put in a little signing bonus, make me feel a little better about myself.

25:29Shannon Sharpe:Yeah.

25:30Joe Johnson:We can negotiate.

25:31Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. The news nobody in L.A. wanted to hear. Miles Garrett had knee surgery today and will now be on injury reserve. Here is Sean McVay on the injury status of Miles Garrett. With Miles, it was more along the lines of, you know, we had been, you know, aware of this, thought it was something that he would be able to, you know, work through. Obviously, being out there and playing in a real game, you learn, like, hey, maybe that's not the case. So let's change course with that. And then Aaron is more just getting him up to speed. Have an idea of what miles timeline looks like as far as is it closer to that minimum four games or could it potentially be longer?

26:07Yeah, I don't get really yet. You know, I think it's it's all contingent upon how did things go today? You feel good about it, but I think it'd be unfair to him or, you know, really just without having the totality of all the information to put any sort of timeline on it. We know that he'll be available on four weeks potentially. And so we'll just take that a day at a time. You bought a sofa you didn't have to assemble, a suit someone measured just for you, and now you're taking a guy's trip that actually matters. You've upgraded a few things in life, so why are you still running with rough nicotine pouches?

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28:47Shannon Sharpe:Who came on here? Y 'all remember, Ocho, y 'all remember he came on there after that? What did I say, Ocho?

28:54Joe Johnson:You don't look the same? I said,

28:57Shannon Sharpe:Joe, there was no secondary move. I said, he just ran up the field. Yeah. Man, you know Miles Garrett. When you see Miles Garrett going between his legs, changing direction, crossing over, bending, he just ran up the field. I said, nah, This is not to take away from Trent because Trent is an outstanding left tackle. One of the premier left tackles in all of football. But I know after watching Myles Garrett for all these years and seeing him the way he plays, you know. It's just like if something's wrong with Trent Williams. I know Trent Williams is not Trent Williams. When he's not getting out of that kick, when he can't get out wide, man, something's bothering Trent.

29:36Shannon Sharpe:Damn, that's unfortunate, bro. You know, you, hey, because you don't take into consideration, you know, when you put together these, you know, dream teams, so to speak, you know, thinking you're going to have Miles Garrett and Aaron Donald, you know, on their front, Ocho. Yeah. When it don't work out and injuries derail it, because guess what? I don't care what we say. Miles Garrett ain't going to be the same this year. I mean, if he comes back, like, he'll probably be a great player still, a good player still, but to be dominant like he was last year, bro? I don't know, Ocho. I don't know.

30:14Joe Johnson:Again, I'm going to use that word that McVay used. It's all contingent on him. It's all contingent on him and how fast he recovers. Everybody heals different, Uncle Joe. Oh, left. Anyway, everybody heals different. You know, part of rehab is a concern. I know one thing, Myles Garrett won't come back until he knows he can contribute and be a much better version of himself and not a shell of himself like he looked at that first game. When he wasn't able to get in his toolbox, all he did was just go straight up field, really not wanting to make any moves and put any pressure on that knee. I'm not sure which knee it is, but he probably won't come back until he knows he can make a difference and be an impact in games.

30:56Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. And speaking of expectations, you know, when you go to a new team, Ojo, Especially when expectations are high and we're talking about Super Bowl in our own building, at home, on our front porch. Come on, man. It's tough. It's tough to reach. It's tough to get to that point, even if you are healthy. But without a healthy Myles Garrett, bro, it's going to be tough. Yeah. It's going to be tough. So the Rams got their work cut out for him. Boy, I hate that for Myles Garrett because I know him going to L.A. was huge, getting out of Cleveland. Now you get there, you ready. I'm talking about you in the sunshine.

31:31Shannon Sharpe:You know what I mean? Them Baltimore new crib. Come on, man. And now I can't even come out here and perform at a high level. I know that hurt. That hurt. It does. Having changed teams in the offseason, I went from Denver to Baltimore after I broke my collarbone. And, you know, you always want to get off to it. You know, and the thing is, Joe, Ocho, I'm gonna go tweak my hamstring in minicamp. Oh man, I done got these people money. I ain't really had no injury in training camp. I done got these people money. People go like, man, he done came over here and shut it down. That's why the Broncos got rid of him.

32:17Shannon Sharpe:Man, I was living it up though, but I got that new money. Hey, I was in Houston every day, Joe eating the chicken. I was either getting the chicken tennis or the Biltmore. But I was like, oh man, I said, come on, man. Come on, God, I know I can't go out like this here. Man, I rehabbed that thing, iced up, got massages, getting massages damn near every day. All that I do is ride the bike. I couldn't open it up, Joe, to run. You were feeling grabbed? But I had to keep my weight down. Yeah, I gotta get my weight down. Man. It's tough, boy, them injuries. Hey, them injuries will piss you off because you're like, man, listen, I know I'm a way better player than this, but when you had them looking at the injury, especially that hamstring or that calf muscle or that foot or something, ooh.

33:08Shannon Sharpe:When I can't go out there and do what I'm supposed to be able to do.

33:13Joe Johnson:You don't feel right.

33:14Shannon Sharpe:Yes. And look, like you said, the Super Bowl is in their building. Coming off of the way they played last year, they lost the NFC Championship game. They felt had they had that in their building, they're going to be two bowl champs. Yep. Yeah.

33:36Shannon Sharpe:Didn't happen like that. They got some work to do. They got some work to do. They do. But that help might be on the way in the form of 99. Aaron Donald. I don't know. I mean, two years. Okay, Ocho, come on, man. I think expectations might be a little high now. That's all I'm saying. I ain't saying he ain't going to come back and be a force to reckon with, but come on now.

34:04Joe Johnson:Hey, Joe, he's something you got to come for no matter what, even with a two-year layoff. Go out there and play him one-on-one and watch what happens.

34:13Shannon Sharpe:They got Kobe Turner. They got Fisk. They got some guys that can run. Look, Myles Garrett is phenomenal. We're not taking anything away from Myles Garrett, But with Aaron Donald coming back, they have more than enough on the defensive front. They got those two outstanding corners. Hey, it's time to put up, man. I ain't making no excuses for no damn Rams. Miles Garrett be damned. Wish him a speedy recovery. They have more than enough. They got Matthew Stafford. They got Puka Dukul. They got Devontae Adams. They got Blake Corum. They got Kyron Williams. They got Higby. They have more than enough to win ball games.

34:51Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. So I would hit this season should not go into the tank because Miles Garrett is going to be on IR for four weeks.

35:00Joe Johnson:Yeah.

35:01Shannon Sharpe:Somebody from Curlin Joe, probably Dr. Elitrosh, he normally performs a lot of the surgery on the Rams players. Great orthopedic. But no, we're not making no excuses. We're not making no excuses for the Rams now. Ain't nobody. I guarantee you, Seattle, the 49ers, Chicago, Philly, nobody in the NFC is feeling sorry for no damn Rams. Oh, Miles, man. I sure hate that for the Rams. Boy, they happy. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, they happy. They ain't going to say it, but they happy. Oh, boy, that boy out of there. Oh, yeah. We play them week three. You got problems, though. Let me tell you how problems work.

35:41Shannon Sharpe:Tommy Lasorda once said, problems, 50%, glad you got him. The other 50 % glad it ain't them. Yeah. So ain't nobody. Oh, man, I sure hate that happened to him. It's like, hell, I really haven't him to me. Hello. Hello. The hell?

36:09Shannon Sharpe:But no, they have more than nothing. Like Sean said, look, he don't know the timetable. Like you said, with those as strong as he is. But like you said, come back, put a sleeve on that thing, build up. If he was a lineman, an offensive lineman, he'd probably be back in a week. Depending on, probably just a little scope, a little clean up, Ocho. Look, we've had guys get scoped on Monday and play on Sunday. What? Yeah. Them guys ain't got no wiggle in their game then. They play an offensive line. Yeah, we had guys. We get guys get scoped on Monday and play on Sunday. Damn. Yeah.

36:53Shannon Sharpe:But Miles Garrett got to – hey, he got to do this. Them knees got to be strong. Mm-hmm. I think he'll be fine. He'll be fine. It's a little frustration because you know you want to be on your best – it's just like anything. You go into a new relationship, what you going to be? You want to be on your best behavior. Hello. You opening doors, Joe Ocho. Ocho opening doors. Hey, hold on, hold on, baby. Don't go, hold on. Let me get that foot in here.

37:18Shannon Sharpe:Let me get that foot in here. You know, dog, you know you want to be on your bathroom. Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Ocho, go there. We met first met Cambodia. How you doing? Here you go, baby. He pulling the chair in and saying, yeah, yeah, I know it.

37:37Shannon Sharpe:Hey, hey, six months in here. she opened her own door ain't she huh yeah hey you know hey most of them say you know

37:45Joe Johnson:uncle joe i don't really be too much on that performative stuff you know yeah i kind of set the tone and set the precedent where i'm not going to be doing all the extra stuff this is just how it's going to be you know throughout you know as opposed to going crazy in the beginning and then changing later on so you're opening doors yeah i kind of just be myself joe yeah and listen if you ain't if if you ain't handicapped and ain't nothing you you know you got aid your arms work now you got me walking around the car i got around the car and all this extra walking and

38:20Shannon Sharpe:yeah yeah yeah yeah you know hey hey i

38:35Joe Johnson:do i do a little something but not too much not too much where i know i'm not gonna be able to maintain it long right there you go i'm talking

38:42Shannon Sharpe:about there you go that's what i'm talking there you go i'm only gonna do what i can maintain yeah i remember when we first met you you throw your jacket down over a puddle and let me step on it i wish i might i ain't never did that you better see that portal and walk around Step your ass in there. Hey, you're messing with your sepsis if you wanna. Hey, what's wrong with you? Man, I knew what I could do. And now I got, hey, hey, while you bull-jiving, you need to get out your side and open the door for me. I knew where this whole ride is, mofo.

39:32Shannon Sharpe:Hey, hey, hey. Hey, they say when you open the door for your lady and you close her door, when you go to get in yours, if she don't reach over and open up your door for you, they say it's a problem. It's a problem. Yeah, yeah. It's a problem. Yeah. Come on now. What happens if she reach over and lock the door on you? What that mean? That means she wants you to get gone. You hear me?

39:56Joe Johnson:She can lock it.

39:58Shannon Sharpe:Get a good... Get Man, boy, please But no, I'm serious Miles wish you a speedy, speedy recovery, bro Man Check out CD Lamb finding out postgame that the Cowboys only had two possessions in the second half against the Giants Let's take a listen Oh, I didn't know that

40:24Joe Johnson:That's crazy That's crazy Good to know.

40:32Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, man. The Giants ate that clock up, boy. Yeah, I'm concerned. I gave the Giants credit. You're right, Ocho. They milked the clock. They valued every possession. They made us work. They kept our defense out there, which wore them down. And they never let our offense get on the field in the second half. When they gained that momentum after Dak threw that damn pick, to end the first half and they scored. They came back, scored again. It was 21-7. Come on, man. Them four took out running. Hey, but they ain't supposed to happen like that. They don't happen like that in football, man. You don't get no – two possessions in a whole half.

41:13Shannon Sharpe:Oh, yeah. But see, that's when you can't get out the field. Now, you let – hey, Joe, you let the team go 9 of 11 on third down, it's going to be hard for you to get possessions because they're going to keep the clock moving. After one weak-ass play, I can't – damn. Why you bringing that up, man? And then you got to realize, Ocho, Joe, you also, y 'all possession, you took like seven, eight minutes off the clock. So now they had one possession. You had one possession. Now it's the fourth quarter. Yeah. So.

41:45Shannon Sharpe:That was hurt, bro. Yeah. I'm trying to think. I can't remember a situation like that where we only had the ball twice in the second half. That your defense got to get off the field. But if you can't get off the field on third down, that's what's going to happen. Teams will bleed you dry. Oh, yeah. And that's ideal, though. Like, if you play in a high-powered offensive team, you want to keep their ass off the field. Yes. They did. And even if they are high-powered, Joe, because you kept it off the field so long, they're out of rhythm. Yep. Yep. Offensive teams, really good offensive teams, they need the defense to give them the ball back so they score a touchdown and get right back out there.

42:27Shannon Sharpe:Even if you don't give me a turnover, get him a three and out. Yeah. So if the Giants got the ball for eight, nine minutes in real time, Uncle Ocho, that's 20 minutes. Hell yeah. That's about 20 minutes. You just didn't know they're like tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Damn. Like, okay, come on, D. Come on, get off the field, D. Damn, D. Hey, that's what y 'all be over there saying? Hell yeah. Come on, D. Get off the field. Oh, he ain't getting nothing. You ain't getting nothing. Damn. Ocho done caught a gun.

43:03Yeah.

43:04Shannon Sharpe:It's frustrating. Ocho, Joe, what you think about the Commanders and the Cowboys this week? This is a bit of rivalry. This is it. I mean, we know what the Commanders used to be called. We know what the Cowboys are called. We see these old Western movies. They clash.

43:24Joe Johnson:I'll tell you one thing, Uncle Joe. What was that? In fact, you know it's a copycat league, huh?

43:30Shannon Sharpe:Yes.

43:30Joe Johnson:So the commanders are watching film based on what the Giants did and what worked on them. So what do you think the commanders going to come in and do this game? Them same four plays, them same four plays that kept working, they going right back to it. They going to add it to what they already doing offensively. Hey, hey. And this is their division game too now, Joe.

43:52Shannon Sharpe:This is a must-win game for us Cowboys, bro. We at home. We got to win this game. Okay, Ocho. I don't care how you cut a slicer. We got to win this game. We got to put on a better performance defensively. Ooh, Joe. Y 'all go 0-2 and then go to Brazil and face King Henry and L Jack. You got to slow down, Turbo. We got to get through week two. Let's get through week two. Let's get through week two. Then we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

44:19Joe Johnson:Hey, Joe, we just acting like the weatherman. The weatherman, he gave you the forecast that he may think what it's gonna be like. But he be wrong, he be wrong too. He be wrong sometime too, it's okay, he be wrong too. The weatherman know what he talking about now. He be wrong sometime, he be wrong. I don't know, I ain't never, when they tell me it's 80 % chance of rain, that rain do come. You in Florida. Hey, the thing is though Joe,

44:47Shannon Sharpe:but what happened when he right? Oh. see well it's the people that don't listen see joe one of the people that don't listen to the weatherman and then when he gets stranded oh i'm stranded can you go get my uncle no hell no leave your uncle ass right now because he could have got his ass out of there hey you see the old people they come in and you see the people in the boat they paddling the boat they sitting up there with the with the life vest on now yeah hell nah told y 'all to vacate the premises but uh no they're gonna have to do a better job that defense gotta get off the field. Yeah. We talk about the Cowboys, and we talk all the offense, and Dak, and CD, and Pick, and Javonte Williams, the offensive line is, if you can't get the ball, how you gonna score?

45:39Shannon Sharpe:And when you do get it off, you gotta capitalize. You gotta capitalize on possessions, bro. That's a lot of pressure though, Joe.

45:45Joe Johnson:Gotta do something with it.

45:46Shannon Sharpe:Oh Joe, you know how much pressure that is to know that we've got to score every time we get the ball because our defense can't stop them?

45:55Joe Johnson:Yep.

45:56Shannon Sharpe:Think about it. The game is going pretty good. Dak turned the ball over. Instead of the defense holding them to a field goal or not letting them get anything, what did they get? Touchdown. Now they come out the second half, they get the ball. What did they do? Go right down to field and score. Now, if you get them off the field three and out or don't let them score, let us get the ball, get back on the field. Because think about it. We turn the ball over. They score. It's halftime. We got a 15-minute halftime. They get the ball to start the second half. They go on an eight-minute drive. We done been out the field 40 minutes.

46:30Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Facts. Dang. And you saw how Jackson Darton used his legs. I like to think Jaden Daniels is a more dangerous runner with his legs than Jackson Darton.

46:48Joe Johnson:i would like to think that absolutely he need to be careful too who you legs jay daniels yeah

46:55Shannon Sharpe:don't take no unnecessary hit get down no get down and get out of bounds those are two choices jayden and slap early too hey them boy for the giant they hey now i do jay got the weapons that that that uh that jackson dart has yeah he got better weapons he got uh stephan diggs fun did y 'all see the giant the way i i mean come on man the giants look good yesterday y 'all look bad come on come on i don't know i could i don't know what it was that bad was a combination no hey jackson dart was out there dealing boy oh he was hey boy he was dealing I ain't seen, hey, hey, while we talking, Jayden Daniels ain't really showed me, you know, that, hey, when we talk about chemistry and continuity, Uncle Ocho, he ain't, hey, ain't like he just.

47:50Shannon Sharpe:You'll see it this week. Okay. All right. Damn. He'll be on full display. Okay. Damn.

47:58Joe Johnson:Fight back, Joe.

47:59Shannon Sharpe:Okay.

48:01Joe Johnson:Let him talk about them boys like that, man.

48:03Shannon Sharpe:No, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Who your other quarterback, Joe? Oh, you got Trevor Lawrence. What you going to do, Joe? Are you going to bitch Dak Prescott, or are you going to bitch Trevor Lawrence? Hold on. Who they play? Who Jags play? The Broncos. Oh. What you thinking? I don't know what to fade.

48:32Shannon Sharpe:I don't know if you can lose another week in a row, Joe. I mean, you lose another one, that means you got to go 2-0 just to get to 500.

48:54Joe Johnson:Who'd Joe play? Hey, Joe, you froze, Joe. Joe, where you at? Boy, hey, Joe, your house look big, boy.

49:05Shannon Sharpe:Hey, you frozen Joe. What happened was you got scared about going 0-2 in fantasy?

49:19Joe Johnson:Damn. Are you still talking, coming off a loss? I like it.

49:25Shannon Sharpe:Hey, boy, hey, look. I'm just gonna lie. You've been doing a lot of talking. You've been doing a lot of talking, yeah. Yeah. You've been.

49:33Joe Johnson:But my team backed up my talking, Joe. Yours didn't. All right.

49:36Shannon Sharpe:I'm just saying, you know, you better tread lightly, partner. I'll calm him down this week. I'll calm him down in fantasy, Joe. I got it.

49:48Joe Johnson:Hey, hey, your team lost. You shouldn't really be talking about football at all right now.

49:53Shannon Sharpe:Look, look, he finna pull out that old flock helmet. Look, check him out. Come on, man. You gotta chill, bro. You gotta chill. You gotta chill. You gotta chill. Hey, you gonna have to pick a side and stay there, man. You gotta chill. Look at it. Look, look, look, look. Hey, you know, hey, listen.

50:12Joe Johnson:Hey, hey, listen. I know you played for the Ravens, huh? But listen, your time there was like a one night stand.

50:17Shannon Sharpe:Don't do that, don't do that, Joe.

50:19Joe Johnson:It was a one night stand.

50:20Shannon Sharpe:You and Ocho need to stop this.

50:22Joe Johnson:It was in and out, huh?

50:23Shannon Sharpe:It was in and out, man. In and out. There been a lot of people that got married after one night stands. Yeah, yeah.

50:30Joe Johnson:And they still married to this day.

50:31Shannon Sharpe:Exactly.

50:34Joe Johnson:That's why I don't know about when we be having that night. 23 positions in a one night stand. I'm down. Damn. Yeah. Yeah, Joe. Hey, Joe, they be playing. They trying to be having that 30-day, 60-day rule, 90-day rule. Child, child, please.

50:53Shannon Sharpe:One night stand, you. Hey.

50:56Joe Johnson:23 positions. I want to say what I'm going to do. I need to know what I'm dealing with. Shoot. Yeah. Okay. Hey, when I go to the top.

51:05Shannon Sharpe:But you know, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe slow walk and want to wait about. He want to wait and. Hold on. Ocho just said he waited. Ocho just played shy guy. He just said he waited. Now he want to try to. That's Joe, Joe ain't wait nothing. Yeah, he did. He waited. He didn't do, he didn't do nothing the first night.

51:23Joe Johnson:First night, nah. Yeah, he played that old role.

51:26Shannon Sharpe:He played that old role. That's why she in love with him.

51:29Joe Johnson:Yeah, yeah. Hey, Joe put down a meme.

51:31Shannon Sharpe:Oh, yeah. Talking about Liberty City lizard. Look at her. Yeah, they call it. They said, hey, he ate a blow pump from under the couch. So you know what he do. A man ate a blow pump from under the couch, Joe. Hey.

51:52Joe Johnson:Hey. Hey, man. No, that reputation has to stay. It has to stay. hey you you got it you got a reputation huh huh no it was it was a time it was the time they used to come knocking at my door listen i don't really want to deal with you i just want i just want to you know i want to know what the experience is like when you go to dig that word that got out yeah yeah yeah yeah and hey you don't make a couple dollars i got you hey they call it much hey they

52:19Shannon Sharpe:They call him Munch. He had a jacket with Munch on the back. What's that? What's that? It's a Munch. Yeah.

52:28Joe Johnson:That's a new word for me. Yeah. Hey, Munch, Munch, that's just the same as an eater.

52:35Shannon Sharpe:Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, they call him Munch.

52:41Joe Johnson:That ain't really nothing to me now. You just said that what you like though. You go through the back door. yeah i mean you hello when you go to target they got an exit in the end huh i just prefer going through the exit see what i'm saying joe and they're talking about i'm number one

52:58Shannon Sharpe:chad y 'all can't never put that off on me hey i think it don't make me no bad bro it don't oh joe it don't

53:10Joe Johnson:damn damn joe we joe we gonna get you that joe we you know we want we warming you up Nah, I'm good.

53:16Shannon Sharpe:I know you and Uncle, y 'all a lot more experience. Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There ain't no more. Why you stay trying to backpedal out of something, man? That's all I'm trying to say. Nuh-uh, not Captain Munch. Hey, he trying to backpedal like he's Deon, huh? He in his stands. He down, huh? Hey, y 'all remember that caramel popcorn, Crunchy Munch? Yeah.

53:41Shannon Sharpe:They had one called Crunchy Munch and the other called Fiddle Faddle. I don't know if y 'all remember fiddle faddle. Chad, y 'all remember fiddle faddle? What you trying to say? Old Munch?

53:53Joe Johnson:I ain't never heard of that.

53:55Shannon Sharpe:What fiddle faddle?

53:56Joe Johnson:Nah, I ain't never heard of that. That might be something down in the south. No. Where the hell you think Miami is? The hell? I know, but the word played different down there. You know, y 'all use different dialogue.

54:12Shannon Sharpe:I don't know. Man, hold on. Let me see here. Boy, y 'all have something.

54:20Shannon Sharpe:Hey, Joe, we going - Y 'all ain't heard, look here. I know I'm a little older, y 'all, but y 'all act like y 'all ain't heard of nothing. Oh, I see what that football, Joe. I can spin it. I can spin it too, Ocho.

54:32Joe Johnson:I don't know if you can throw now. Joe, you can barely shoot, let alone throw a football now.

54:37Shannon Sharpe:Ocho, come on, man. Come on. Come on, you ain't gonna keep it 100. Just keep it 100, bro. Then you ain't got to throw that little jab in there, man. You see what that Jimmy look like. Hey, hey, hey. Y 'all don't remember this? Chad, y 'all don't remember Phil the Battle? Nah, I don't remember that. I ain't gonna lie to you.

54:54Joe Johnson:Yo, I've never seen that a day in my life, huh?

55:02Joe Johnson:Yeah, I ain't never seen that. Yo, you ain't never seen that, Joe? Yeah, I ain't never seen that. That little red box, the only red box I know with yellow writing is them Ritz crackers.

55:10Shannon Sharpe:Them Cracker Jacks, them Cracker Jacks.

55:14Joe Johnson:and crunch it oh I know y 'all know about crunching much yeah I ain't never seen that either that must be you've seen it bro you just gotta see the bottle

55:28damn

55:33Shannon Sharpe:I don't know Joe you in trouble

55:39Shannon Sharpe:Command us Because I don't know what you're going to do You're running back situation iffy I don't know We're going to be alright fellas trust me You said that before You said that before week one Yeah you did say that Joe You said it It was just one week 16 weeks come on man Y 'all act like we lost the season in one game Damn

56:06Joe Johnson:Hey, well, you know, these games matter. That was his division game.

56:10Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, so we're going to bounce back this week.

56:13Joe Johnson:You know, this is his division game again. I know.

56:15Shannon Sharpe:I know. All right. Week three of the AP poll, the top 25 college football rankings are here. Texas is top dog. University of Texas, number one. The Bulldogs of Georgia, two. Notre Dame, three. The Hoosiers of Indiana, four. The U, five. Ohio State, six. LSU, seven. Ole Miss, eight. A &M, nine. Alabama, ten. Now, you see the top 25 ranking right there?

56:45Joe Johnson:Man, you have a five of the top ten belong in the SEC. Wow. Boy, U.N. will run through three and four. I can tell you that right now.

56:54Shannon Sharpe:Huh?

56:56Joe Johnson:U.N. will run through number three and four on this list. I'm trying with Notre Dame.

57:05Shannon Sharpe:Ohio State dropped five spots.

57:10Joe Johnson:Golly.

57:15Shannon Sharpe:Man, the University of Indiana ain't played. I knew Oregon was going to, they dropped from six to 21. They should have been out the top 25. Hell, look at OU. OU dropped from 11 to 24. They damn near dropped out of the 25.

57:34Joe Johnson:Oh, that's crazy. Wow. Okay, I see you, USC. They in there, man, 12.

57:44Shannon Sharpe:Hey, BYU, they good? Yeah, they – Man, you know BYU, they keep a little under the radar stick. Mm-hmm. But I don't think Ohio State probably should have dropped – I wouldn't have let them drop no more. They lost to the number 14. Y 'all make it seem like they lost to the number 15, 16. That's what I'm saying. How'd he drop five spots and they, yeah. Well, they're gonna have to climb back in there. Well, we're gonna get some clarity because LSU play Ole Miss this week.

58:16Joe Johnson:Boy, hey, I'm gonna be -

58:18Shannon Sharpe:What are they playing at? What are they playing at? Ole Miss? Ole Miss? Boy, they finna make a hell in Lane Kiffin in there.

58:25Joe Johnson:Oh, yeah. Hey, Lane just put up a 50 ball. It was 50, right, or 40?

58:31Shannon Sharpe:Talking about game one against Clemson? Against La Tech?

58:34Joe Johnson:Yeah.

58:35Shannon Sharpe:Oh, they put up 50 against Clemson.

58:36Joe Johnson:What do you think they're going to try to do against Ole Miss?

58:39Shannon Sharpe:They are.

58:40Joe Johnson:He's going to try to embarrass them?

58:43Shannon Sharpe:Ole Miss going to try to do something bad to them too? Hey, that's going to be a good game.

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1:01:32Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, Oregon shouldn't even be in there. After losing to a team that lost 12 straight, they shouldn't even be in the top 25. Now it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A.

1:01:55Shannon Sharpe:he he he he might can't say foot or ball but he can for sure say harrow ball they were Bronco Country I am so sorry for what we put on display tonight what we put on tape tonight that's what we put out there yeah

1:02:13Joe Johnson:yeah I told you

1:02:18Shannon Sharpe:I need you to put your Bronco gear on and go help the boys out. Unk, wish you could. I ain't got no more.

1:02:28Shannon Sharpe:Unk, little pony got taken to the glue factory. Don't limit the pass. So today, he can't say foot or ball. Division or champ. Super or bold.

1:02:43Shannon Sharpe:Kansas City had Bo Nix running like he was running from the police. Drop it up. And he dropped his identification twice. He followed the ball. He dropped his ID.

1:02:57Shannon Sharpe:Unk can only say foot tonight because they didn't ball at all. Chief might be good again. Look, that running game, look, it's going to take Mahomes a couple of weeks to get his legs really back up under. Yeah. But if they can run the football like they ran it tonight. Look, they did that to a Broncos got a good defense. The Broncos are good. they're not going to tackle this bad for the rest of the year. But they did a number on them tonight. They did. Give Kansas City credit. Don't take anything away from it. It's the Broncos' fault they couldn't tackle. Damn. And on a night when Mahomes wasn't spectacular, but he didn't need to be.

1:03:40Shannon Sharpe:With a big three, so what kind of shoes you were wearing Saturday night for the fight? I had on some Air Force Ones, man. Joe, what you had on, Joe? They were some Nikes. Nikes? Like the Stryker, like the soccer Stryker shoe, but they kind of made them into a, yeah, they comfortable with all know what too, boy. What's that you had on?

1:04:06Joe Johnson:Just some little Prada.

1:04:08Shannon Sharpe:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, black Prada. They were nice. What? They don't care your boy's size. I tried to get me a pair of them things.

1:04:14Joe Johnson:No. okay what you are you got 15 huh yeah it's 16. well wait wait they don't they i mean they do sell high end in 16.

1:04:24Shannon Sharpe:yeah but they may get like one maybe two pair and it's a bunch of it's a bunch of big feet jokers running around here too yeah a bunch of the nba player nfl player what they got a you know guys we have them on speed dial hey soon y 'all get a prayer y 'all call me i'm coming to get him i already know that's how i used to be

1:04:44Joe Johnson:yeah yeah hey joe i took my outfit back man come on joe you're not come on now hey i get that nice little prodded little prada set man took that thing right back okay all right

1:05:01Shannon Sharpe:my homeboy took your ponies behind the barn and old yellowed them uh apologize the iso Hey, look, see, I ain't the kind of guy where misery loves company. I ain't that kind of guy. I ain't that kind of guy. I feel bad for Uncle. I feel bad. No, you don't. Yeah, dude, I do. I do. I do. I feel bad for you because I know. Your day coming again. I know you didn't think your defense was going to let Mahomes get loose like he got loose today. No, I didn't either. I'm like, man, that man just come out nine months. Come on, man. That man ain't going to come out there. Man, they may run a circle around them, boy.

1:05:42Shannon Sharpe:Unk, you need to change that script to ad for Bo Nix. Less, less, less. Oh, yeah. You can't say foot or ball. I'm happy. The new ad coming out tomorrow. Oh, Wednesday. We'll have a new ad.

1:05:59Shannon Sharpe:Unk, it was so bad tonight that Spags didn't give Davis Webb a chance to pick his switch tonight. He shut down on his you-know-what. Sheesh. He dead, man. Look here.

1:06:13Shannon Sharpe:Don't trip, bro. We just look bad. We ain't look that bad in a while, though, guys. Yeah, you ain't. I can't remember. The last time I thought about thinking my Broncos looked that bad, they lost 70 to 20.

1:06:28Joe Johnson:To who?

1:06:29Shannon Sharpe:The Guppies.

1:06:31Joe Johnson:Yeah, yeah.

1:06:31Shannon Sharpe:That was the last time the Guppies won a game. Damn.

1:06:34Joe Johnson:Yeah. Don't worry about it. We're going to win this week coming up.

1:06:38Shannon Sharpe:What's up, guys? It's your favorite. I can't wait. I can't say foot or ball tonight. My Broncos got BTA tonight. Oh, man. Lord have mercy. It happens. It happens, guys.

1:06:55Shannon Sharpe:If your team isn't 1-0 after week one, you can't say foot or ball right now.

1:07:05Shannon Sharpe:First, Savannah State, not Broncos. Let's pray Uncle Ravens don't have the same BTA experience. Some bull jabs going on with Uncle D. We're going to bounce back. Savannah State going to get a victory this week. We're going to put something on them Jags. And I already know. Y 'all already know what the Ravens are. Look, look. That's who he hanging his hat on them Ravens, Ocho. He hanging his hat on them Ravens. He think he's slick. He think he's slick. Hey, whatever team start off hot, that's who he wrote. Joe, I play with both teams. I know, but you so fair weather, though. You go with who hot.

1:07:36Shannon Sharpe:That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Joe, when you get old, you go to the warm weather. You don't like being in the cold. Where old people going for the winter? They go to Florida. They go to Arizona. Yeah.

1:07:55Shannon Sharpe:They fall and they can't giddy up. Well, y 'all have a good old time with the Broncos tonight. But we going to bounce back. Unk, all that gloating about the Cowboys losing. Now look at your team. Looking like the Denver Browns or the Denver Guppies. Yeah. Like that Bronco pack, ISO. Yeah, don't worry. I got him.

1:08:20Shannon Sharpe:Andy Lopez, 192, say put foot to y 'all, Unk. I was at the game at Arrowhead. It was absolutely electric. Unk can't say foot or ball till the next matchup with the Chiefs. Oh, we got some fun, y 'all. We beat y 'all next time we play. all right all right we'll be we'll be the next time to play oh your broncos look worse than my cowboys at least we scored more than 10 points god score 14. you make it seem like y 'all has more than 10. i'm just keeping it real i'm just saying the man got a point he got a point

1:08:58Shannon Sharpe:now now who lost by the boat i'm just saying man. Hey, it's still a, yeah.

1:09:07Shannon Sharpe:That's that SEC Auburn boat. Knicks. I knew the real boat. Knicks would show up sooner or later, but he looked bad. He looked real bad tonight. He looked real, real, real, real bad tonight. I'm disappointed in our defense, leaving guys open like 85. It's a AKA seven 11. It wasn't the guys that were open. It was if they couldn't stop the run. Yeah, they couldn't. That's what losing, pass rush, having a team run the football on you. Like Kansas City ran the football on the Broncos. Or like the Bears ran the ball on Carolina. That's what's demoralizing. Ain't nothing you can do. That's just a man on a man.

1:09:58Shannon Sharpe:You got to pick your poison. You got to pick your poison. You got to. It's like, I ain't going to let you tackle me. I ain't going down. Look here, man. Y 'all know what we finna do, right? Stop it.

1:10:18Shannon Sharpe:Damn. But we look bad tonight. Also, Ashley, it was my fault laughing at your K-9 pick in the first round. Wasn't familiar with your game, shorty. Man, Ash lucked into that pick. She didn't really want him, but she was undecided and it picked K-9-4. Yep.

1:10:40Shannon Sharpe:Her day coming too. This weekend. Oh, Ash, Joe, say he got something for you this weekend. TS Car Wash Detail Service. What rookie looked the best so far of any position in week one? so far uh bailey look good play good for the jets the dn yeah he might be i think he might be a major player hold on what's the linebacker what's the linebacker for the commanders came from ohio state oh yeah what do you do this weekend he got a sack he ran over saquon that's the one that ran

1:11:30Shannon Sharpe:Oh, and the rookie from the Chiefs. They just got this pick tonight.

1:11:36Joe Johnson:Yeah. He was cutting up in camp, too, boy.

1:11:41Shannon Sharpe:Child, please. Ocho saved the Browns. How he going to do that? Nah, we can't.

1:11:46Joe Johnson:Hey, bring me. Let me go. Bring me out of retirement. Let me play.

1:11:50Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, that still ain't going to do nothing. Who going to get you the ball?

1:11:54Joe Johnson:listen it's put in the area I take care of the rest

1:12:00Shannon Sharpe:they can't even do that for you

1:12:06chat giving

1:12:07Shannon Sharpe:chat giving Broncos hell go easy chat or you're going to make we're going to bounce back saw a running back wearing number 10 and thought Tyreek Hill and resign and was playing a new position. He ain't lying because that boy was getting up out of there. Whoever number 10 was. I mean, everybody was hard to bring down tonight. Fresh legs.

1:12:38Shannon Sharpe:We got something for him, y 'all.

1:12:47Shannon Sharpe:You know, back in the day when you got a new toy and you want to play with it all day and can't put it down, that's Kenneth Walker and the Chiefs. Yeah, K9 was running that thing. I gotta get it ready.

1:13:01Joe Johnson:He's running it. He's gonna save it a day too, Uncle Joe. He is. He's gonna make Mahomes job a lot easier. Watch. Bingo. Mahomes ain't gotta do everything.

1:13:11Shannon Sharpe:He, uh, this is the first time he's had a weapon like this.

1:13:18Shannon Sharpe:Unk, you and them Denver mules come on over here sit down with my boys this week. All right, so we still the boys DC for life and don't make us no bad brothers. Yeah, y 'all bad. Y 'all bad. Y 'all already know what y 'all gonna do, man. Y 'all ain't nothing going on. Yeah, yeah.

1:13:36Shannon Sharpe:Do you think there's any really any way the Jets could go 9-8 and sneak into the playoffs? Yeah, they sneak into somebody's stadium.

1:13:46Joe Johnson:Not as a team. Hey, remember what I told you now.

1:13:49Shannon Sharpe:You got them a sleeper, Ojo?

1:13:51Joe Johnson:Yeah, he got them a sleeper.

1:13:53Shannon Sharpe:To make the playoffs?

1:13:54Joe Johnson:That's my dog. That's my dog, of course. Hey, they're going to make a nice little run now. Watch what I tell you.

1:14:05Shannon Sharpe:Well, I hope so. Because I want OG to keep this job for more than two years. So they need to show some positivity. Mm-hmm. That L look good on you, Unk. How about them Cowboys? Man. Joe, y 'all lost. That wasn't me, Unk. I didn't say nothing. You thinking it over there. You like, yeah, again.

1:14:37Shannon Sharpe:I said, Ocho, I turned 28 at midnight. Can the Dallas Repo agent get a birthday shout-out and some advice for the next chapter. Happy 28th, bro. Happy 28th. Boy, you got a dangerous job, man. People don't like you taking the cars, man. Boy, look. Hey, the man mistake you for somebody else, boy. Hey, you better be careful out there, boy.

1:15:01Joe Johnson:Mm-hmm. Repo, man. People be coming out there. Man, put my car down. Boy, you owe, that's how much you owe. Man, I don't owe nothing. They jump in the car, trying to take the car,

1:15:14Shannon Sharpe:trying to take the car, the car. Hold on, hold on, Ocho. My favorite one, man, I just paid that last week. I just paid that last. Whatever, hey, where the mailman must be walking because he ain't got a chance because he told me to come pick it up. And them people would be trying to eat, boy. I'm a big time cowboy fan. I predict my Cowboys will be two and four in the next six games because all teams are playoff after Washington Commanders. Damn, I'm with it. That's what he said, Joe. Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's a Cowboy fan saying that, Joe. Hell, it don't make him right, Ocho. Yeah, Turbo got to slow down a little bit.

1:15:59Shannon Sharpe:He got to slow down. He going way too fast. He going, matter of fact, he going out of one way the wrong way. Huh? I don't know Joe. Nah, he got so down there. We got the commander this week, man. One week at a time. All right. Hop along, game and grandpa. I have one leg and the Broncos D couldn't tackle me. Oh man. Damn, hop along. That's how you feel about us?

1:16:25Joe Johnson:Oh, hop and bar.

1:16:29Shannon Sharpe:Big three, see, been watching since day uno. Never done moment. and still hashtag 502. What 502 area code, Ocho? 502, I don't know. They meant to say 501. 501 is a little route. Oh, who? They probably meant to say 501. They probably meant to put 501. You hear me? So bad at the Broncos, we need new linebackers. Riley Moss was just out there slipping and sliding, faking like he wanted to tackle. Defense as a whole was not, couldn't tackle my grandma today if she laid there. It was bad. It was bad. I thought Riley Moss was playing good, and then he had a situation where he got rushing, and he read the play dead to right.

1:17:09Shannon Sharpe:Got Rasheed Rice, tack, boom, boom, before the block could even sit up. Rice just bounced right out of him. I mean, if you think about it, ain't nobody go down right away. Every time somebody got there, guy still going extra two, three, four yards. Because think about how many tackles K-9 broke on that long touchdown run. The guy even ran him down, and he's still like, get up off me hey hey y 'all know what it is it's week one everybody got fresh legs

1:17:42Shannon Sharpe:can y 'all imagine if walker wins the championship with kc seattle would be sick i don't think they

1:17:47Joe Johnson:would no they definitely wouldn't why why wouldn't they because y 'all think because they already got one man whoever that little running back is for kick for uh for seattle that went that number one where number eight you do it boy that boy hit that hole that boy be skating joe

1:18:11Shannon Sharpe:young brother was go ahead what you want to say i'm not i'm just saying young dude be skating treville was so surgical yet blimey dashon is the only talking point dude ball man we talked about trev joe got him on his fantasy team and bitched it hey why you had to bring yeah that's why you I didn't have to bring that up. Oh, hey. My bad. Yeah, I got him on my fantasy team, man. Come on now. What you got it for? I made, okay, I made a mistake, all right? I made an honest mistake.

1:18:46Joe Johnson:Yeah, mistakes cost you, y 'all. And we at war, you make a mistake, you know, you kill your whole, you kill your whole truth.

1:18:51Shannon Sharpe:I just lost the battle, homie. I ain't lost the war, okay? Yeah. Okay, yeah. All right. Yeah. Ash gonna put no on you. I got you. Hey, you better play Dak and Puka go off. Oh, I got something for Ash. Okay. Y 'all say he needs playmakers to show up. How you gonna do that when he can't even throw the ball to him? This man throws into the dirt. He done, man. He's talking about Deshaun.

1:19:24Joe Johnson:Yeah.

1:19:29Joe Johnson:Give him one more game, man. Give him one more game.

1:19:37Shannon Sharpe:What up, big three? Do y 'all all get noticed and talk to more in public now that you're done on nightcap or back in your playing days now? There's no question for me now. Hell, I can't even go nowhere without somebody asking me about these two dudes on there. I'm like, man, I don't know what the hell they doing. Somebody say, look. Hey man, where Ocho and Joe at? Probably, probably home. Hey, hey, they be asking me, man, where on get Ocho? Man, I don't know where them dudes at, man. Hey, when people ask about a man. Why don't you bring Ocho? I be out of sighting. Man, you need to bring Ocho. We want to meet Ocho.

1:20:14I said, man, Ocho, you need to tell Ocho to.

1:20:17Joe Johnson:Hey, listen, when people ask y 'all about me, man, you can FaceTime me, I'm gonna answer. Man, we ain't got time for all that, Ocho.

1:20:22Shannon Sharpe:No, we don't do that FaceTiming, man. I told you, man. Ain't nobody FaceTiming you. That's something for you, your kids in Cambodia. Y 'all FaceTime each other. Hey, Cambodia, how you doing? That's what you do. What you calling? You calling Cambodia? Nothing about calling y 'all. I'm saying, what you calling Cambodia? Baby? Fluffy. What you calling?

1:20:49Joe Johnson:Fluffy. Fluffy. That's her nickname, Fluffy.

1:20:52Shannon Sharpe:This dude, hell boy. What's up, guy? How do y 'all feel about HBCU teams playing top 25 ranked Power Five teams to get embarrassed for that little payout?

1:21:03Joe Johnson:Hey, where else you gonna get the payout from? Yeah. Their money gotta come from somewhere.

1:21:08Shannon Sharpe:And that basically pay their whole, that pay a budget for a lot of their programs. And not only that, not only that, it gives kids at HBCU a chance to really play against some of the high caliber Division I basketball. You know what I mean? I mean, football. So I enjoy it. I think it's a good experience for them. Hi, Unk, Aiso, and Ocho. I have a third date this week, but kind of scared. It's a nice lady from church. Should I make the move? I think she might be down, but I don't know. Hold on, hold on, hold on. A third date in the week? The same girl or this the third? He said, no, he got a third date this week.

1:21:52Shannon Sharpe:He say, I have a third date this week, but kind of scared. Hey, don't be scared. He's saying she's a nice lady from the church. Right. She might be down, but I don't know. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, you know about the church phone, man.

1:22:05Joe Johnson:That's what I'm trying to say, boy.

1:22:06Shannon Sharpe:Hey.

1:22:08Joe Johnson:Hey, don't let that fool you now. Listen. Yeah. Make her say hallelujah. I don't know if you play baseball or not, but it's only three bases before you get home, nigga. Oh. Sorry.

1:22:25Joe Johnson:Yeah. Come on, man. Hey, hit one at the park for your boy, boy. Yeah, there you go. The park home run.

1:22:37Shannon Sharpe:Kansas City Chiefs take down the Denver Broncos by the score of 31, 31 to 10. The story of the night, Patrick Mahomes comes back nine months after turning his ACL and his LCL, and he played phenomenal, scored the first touchdown on a rush, 15 to 27, 184 yards, two touchdowns, one interception. But the offensive player of the game was Kenneth Walker III, 23 rushes, 173 yards, one rushing touchdown, which for a long of 60, but he also had another receiving touchdown in which he scored on that. So he had three catches for 18 yards. He was the do it, do it all. He did everything, over 190 total yards and two touchdowns, and they mollywhopped the Denver Broncos by the score of 31 to 10.

1:23:25Shannon Sharpe:You know who I am. I'm your favorite, my partner and co-host, the Liberty City legend, the Dade County native, the rock runner extraordinaire, the Madding ratings adjuster, the Bengals all-time leading receiver, Six-time Pro Bowler, All-Pro, Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson. The third member of the Big Three, University of Arkansas alum, Little Rock, Arkansas native, a seven-time NBA All-Star and an All-NBA selection from the Atlanta Hawks, the smooth-shooting two-guard, Mr. Clutch himself, Iso Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap Podcast feed wherever you get your podcasts from.

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