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23:53Chad Johnson:Damn. Hey, hey, hey, if you go back on television, you gotta bring me an outro with you here. Hold on, hold on, I already told - Oh no, hey, let me tell you something. I'm just letting you know. Let me tell you something. Hey, let me tell you something. Hey, you know, I got information too. You know, Unk going back to TV, right? I don't know if I'm supposed to be saying this, right? Now he got information. Hey, let me know, I'm just saying, hey, I ain't Adam Scheffler and I ain't Shams. But I know this shit, you hear me? But hey, I told Unk last year, now, now, we a package deal now. You can play if you want to.

24:22Hey, I'll show up to work. on my own, whether I'm scheduled or not. Hey Joe, I walk on set in a full suit.

24:29Chad Johnson:Where I sit at? Hey, all I ask is one day out of the week, bro. I don't ask for much, you know. Then me one day come talk some, you know what I mean? If y 'all need me further notice.

24:40Shannon Sharpe:Okay. I think the only, one time, one time, I said something about Russ. And then everybody jumps and say, oh, you lying, you lying, you lying. So I had to pull receipts. And then when I pulled the receipts, later it came out, others started to report it. I said, but y 'all said I was lying. Y 'all said, I ain't telling you what somebody, I'm telling you what I know. Yeah. I said, from that point on, I said, I'm never doing it again. And I've had more important stuff than that. Nah. And they've tried to get me to say it on Undisputed. I'm like, nah, why not? Nope. Cause it ain't worth it to me.

25:27Shannon Sharpe:Right. I said I couldn't get good conscience to live with myself. If I put that man business out there like that. Some things, some things.

25:37Chad Johnson:Hey man, you a good dude bro.

25:38Shannon Sharpe:If they don't know, it ain't for you to unearth.

25:42Chad Johnson:You a good dude.

25:43Shannon Sharpe:Some things should stay covered though. That's my approach now. So from that point on...

25:52Hey, Joe, I'm a good dude, man. Yeah, he all right, he all right, he all right. He could have threw me under the bus when I was playing, man. So, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, I couldn't do that. Hey, if anybody ever say anything to you, boy, I'ma hit him with one of these. Boy, you hear me? I'ma give him that phrase. I'ma give him that phrase. Yo, I got another record. Find the vacation you're looking for in Missouri. Whether you're searching for this, wanting something like this. Oh, that's cute. Maybe up for something like this. Or just really, really need something more like this.

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29:32the game. We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs. I think Joker's gonna be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reed. He has to guard Julius Randle. And then he has to give us everything he gives us on the night-to-night basis on offense. And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson, we dive into some playoff history too.

29:55Chad Johnson:Steve Nash would get that thing. That man, and he'll get the flying. He running up the court, licking his fingers while he got the ball. Like, after you go through a training camp with that, Isaiah, you figure it out real quick. Get your ass up and down the court, and you're going to get the ball. So listen to Point Game on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

30:15Shannon Sharpe:Oh, Joe, I got another rank for you, Joe. Complex release, the 30 best Lakers of all time. Magic Johnson is one. Kobe is two. Kareem is three. Shaq is four. Jerry West is five. Mikan, Worthy, Baylor, James, Powell, Goodrich, Wilt,

30:42Shannon Sharpe:Mickelson, Jamal Wilkes, Anthony Davis, excuse me, Jim Pollard, Byron Scott, Michael Cooper, Norm Nixon, Derek Fisher, A.C. Green, Lamar Odom, Robert Ori, Andrew Bynum, Slater Martin, Rick Fox, Bob McAdoo, Happy Harrison, Nick Van Exel, Eddie Jones, and Luka Doncic. Damn.

31:05Chad Johnson:Man, I don't even know half them people. Joe, go ahead. You talking about Luka being last? That's what you think? Yep. That's what they got to be. They say he's the 30th best Laker of all time. Yeah, I mean, hey, best ability is availability. You know, hey, this is Lakers, man. Hey, they ain't going to sit back too much longer and deal with none of this.

31:27Shannon Sharpe:it seems like they got the guys that at least won championships, Rick, very, very high. It's hard for me to believe that Lamar Odom and Andrew Bynum are better than Luca Donchie. Yeah.

31:39Chad Johnson:Yeah.

31:40Shannon Sharpe:Let's, let's just, let's just be all the way. Factually. I know they were. And remember you guys, we had that conversation about a week ago. People now all of a sudden, if somebody won a championship, were you better than him?

31:59Shannon Sharpe:Well, they got AD better than Fisher, and Fisher got five with him. I don't know if they remember, but Bob McAdoo won a championship with the Lakers.

32:10Chad Johnson:You're going to have some controversy with that one.

32:13Shannon Sharpe:I remember Bob McAdoo got drafted by the Buffalo Bury. Joe, you remember the throwbacks? I got the throwback jerseys, and then he ended up going to the Clippers because the Braves became the Clippers. They were down in San Diego. Then they moved up to L.A. That's how they got the name Clippers. The Buffalo who? The Buffalo Braves. That was a basketball team? What year that was? 70. I think they moved to San Diego back in what? 77? Damn.

32:50Chad Johnson:Ocho, he don't miss nothing, do we, man? Wait, 1978? 78? I ain't never heard of no Buffalo Braves.

32:57Shannon Sharpe:When did they move to San Diego? Because they moved to LA and

33:03Shannon Sharpe:Hey, hey, McAdoo came out of Carolina. He had to come out like 70

33:14Shannon Sharpe:He come out, I'm going to say 70 74, 75? Early? 72? Damn. So he went to Buffalo from 72 to what, 76, 77?

33:34Shannon Sharpe:And then they moved to LA in what, 84?

33:42Shannon Sharpe:And then he went to the Lakers in what, 85?

33:49Shannon Sharpe:So he's on the 82?

33:55damn I ain't know he's on there that long so he won so he won two championships with him he won 82 okay damn I mean that's a baby magic I mean the Lakers I mean the only list I mean

34:10Shannon Sharpe:that's comparable to this is probably the Celtics because they're two of the teams that's been around the longest uh uh so you got one team that's won what 18 19 championships which is the Celtics, the other team that's won 17, which is the Lakers. And obviously the Lakers have been in like 30 something finals. Damn. Historically, man, hey,

34:32Chad Johnson:it's hard to put them guys in places like that because they've had so many greats to come through there and play.

34:39Shannon Sharpe:In football, it's like the Packers, the Bears, the Giants, the Steelers. Oh, Joe, you're talking about teams that've been around, you know, Packers been around since the beginning.

34:51Shannon Sharpe:So, but I mean, it goes back and forth. For me, I think Magic, but I can see the top three, what the order that you put them in, but that's the top three. Magic, Kobe, and Kareem. Damn. I mean, I don't know. I bet you won't find a team that got three better players than those three. Name a team that you think got three better players than those three. Hell, they top five. Magic, Kobe, Kareem, Shaq, Jerry West. Ain't nobody touching that five. Ain't nobody in NBA history got a better starting five than that.

35:32Chad Johnson:Let me think.

35:40Shannon Sharpe:I mean, because people don't. All-time Laker. Not an all-time great player. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. LeBron is an all-time great player. He's not the greatest Heat player. That's D-Wade. Yeah.

36:03Chad Johnson:Okay.

36:09Shannon Sharpe:Not even mad. Clarissa Shields has been banned from all MVP. Woo, Ochoa, I didn't know this. You knew this? I heard about it, but I thought it was bulljive. I saw the clip. Shields has been banned from all MVP events after slapping Alicia Bumgarner at the Ronda Rousey fight. Ocho watch the video

36:36Shannon Sharpe:Heavy-handed ass. Hey, well, hey one more time check this out. Oh, you're gonna go slow down there we go

36:50Shannon Sharpe:this is what she tweeted I'm going to continue giving you B-I-T-C-H-E-S hell respectfully that little ass girl said I'll beat your ass right now after already disrespecting me now you classy and playing victim can't go around threatening people and take that and try to get that lick back mmm And Ms. Shields, she got the double. She got the double. That's it. MVP issued a statement tonight saying, Effectively, immediately, Clarissa Shields is banned from all MVP events until further notice. There is a time and a place for fighter tension and banter, but to physically attack a fellow athlete while they're a guest inside a private VIP area is unacceptable.

37:41Shannon Sharpe:Alicia issued her own statement tonight saying she's taking legal action and added this behavior reflect a repeated pattern of hostility, chaos, and attention-seeking conduct that continues to embarrass women's sports. Hold on. All right, Ocho. This is your field right here boxing the fight game. Where you at on this? That's tough too, Joe. It's tough. It's one thing when the men do it, but to see the women do it, go at it like this. I mean, I'm kind of stuck. Listen, I love Alicia. I love Clarissa. There's a time and a place for this at this event. That wasn't it. That wasn't it, Joe.

38:24Chad Johnson:Ocho, you know damn well she was dead wrong. Absolutely. They've been going at it for a minute, Joe. But look, though, in sports, what's the competitive edge if I got a person who is emotionally uh uh unstable meaning if i say something it's gonna piss you off then i'm gonna continue to antagonize you bro yeah you know what i mean but you don't put your damn hands on nobody no no you know unless we in the ring but for you to haul off and slap that girl like that come on bro yeah yeah yeah that's wrong that's wrong i i think at some point um uh and joe i

38:57Shannon Sharpe:think she's probably gonna issue apology she's gonna issue apology once again i understand you I think it's some... I gotta get right. I know what I'm saying. But listen, they can't fight each other. We talk about two completely different weight classes, you know? Two completely different weight classes. Well, why would she... I mean, Clarissa said she'll go down, but Bob Gardner's gonna have to come up at least 20. Yeah, that's too much. It's impossible to make that fight happen. I think Clarissa is gonna... She's gonna issue an apology at some point, say she's sorry, and I think they just won't do the back and forth anymore through the media, through outlets because they've been taking jabs at each other for a very long time now.

39:37And, I mean, it's sad to see.

39:41Chad Johnson:This man talking about a damn apology. Man, damn that damn apology you talking about here. Get a heart off and knock five from that girl and slap the taste out of her mouth. Come on, man.

39:53Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. And you heard it, Ocho. We're going to play that game. Come on. You ain't got to keep playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do.

40:13Chad Johnson:She said watch your mouth.

40:14Shannon Sharpe:You're going to talk about some apologies. Can I ask you a question? A fight with these two can't be made because of the disparity of weight in weight class. It's impossible. The only thing Clarissa can do at this point is apologize for what she did. Now you guys, I mean she might not accept it, it might be too late to apologize after the actions and what you've already done, but now with Alicia seeking legal action, I mean I hate that it's come to this.

40:47Chad Johnson:Yeah, hey, hey, either.

40:49Shannon Sharpe:I hate that it's come to this too. Hey, I like both of them, man. there's some dogs in that goddamn ring, man. But I hate that it came to this. I wish they could have kept the entertainment value of it, you know, behind the mic, and continue to take your shots about who's better at whatever it is. I mean, you guys would never have an opportunity to fight each other, but it should have never gotten to this point. Yeah. I hate it. I hate it, but hey. You know, and I think sometimes, you know, when you're trying to sell a fight, you're trying to hype something up. I can see if these two guys were trying to fight each other.

41:28Shannon Sharpe:And, you know, you're like, hey, look, I'm going to try to get at you. You try to get at me. I mean, we've seen it happen before. Actually, at weigh-in, we saw Mike Tyson. Remember when he bit Lennox Lewis? We saw somebody get – I'm trying to think. Riddick Boe, when he fired off on Larry Dahl. He did? You remember that? I don't remember Boe doing that. Pulling Goop, YouTube it. Man, he hit that man's on the air. And, like, the weigh-in? The weigh-in? Yes!

41:53Chad Johnson:Oh, man, come on.

41:55Shannon Sharpe:I'm talking about a solid two-piece. Old average man, he the KO. I'm talking about... Damn, man. Yeah, well, you got to... Nah, look, I can't get down with that, man. Look, I'm just...

42:15Chad Johnson:Hey, you was in the ring with Carissa. She a big girl, ain't she, man?

42:19Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean she's stripping down I mean she's probably walking around 185 maybe 190 cause she's stripping down I mean she's fought at what 75 I think this last fight she was at what 65 but no she's a solid woman and she off season so she might be tell him how small Alicia is yeah yeah yeah Yeah, she, yeah, yeah. She probably walk around, what you thinking, Ocho, 140? Maybe if that. 30? Maybe if that. Damn. Yeah, that's crazy. Damn, man. So she probably walking around, she fights at super featherweight 130. So the problem, she walking around 140, Ocho, maybe. Clarissa can fight at 175?

43:15Yeah.

43:15Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. So you drop it. I mean, you fight at 175 on show you you a you probably a couple of meals. You up for the 200. Damn. Yeah, but she's solid. Damn. She's a solid woman. She's a grown ass woman. And like you said, she started boxing because she had anger issues.

43:42Chad Johnson:She's showing it.

43:43Shannon Sharpe:You know what I'm saying? She's showing it. and she like because think about it Ocho what she always talk about she want to fight men

43:50Chad Johnson:men

43:52Shannon Sharpe:so

43:57Shannon Sharpe:man look here if she fighting at one you got to realize guys she's fighting at 175 so she's coming down 15 20 30 pounds you're talking about get all the way you're talking about go all the way down to 150 hell no That's impossible.

44:16Shannon Sharpe:No. I don't see that happen. But look, hopefully, like you said, man, I just... I don't know how y 'all operate. If I know somebody that I might not really rock with, I might be, we might have to be at the same event. But I'm gonna be over here, they gonna be over there. Hey, hey, Joe. What's up? hey you might catch you might you might you might i might not i might i might not catch a damn thing homeboy i knew you hey hey joe he said he gonna apologize hey hey joe say he already got the party i might catch you like that you don't give my goddamn 500 i know that man you got me hey you

44:58Chad Johnson:got me being homeboy hey if you think if you think you're gonna catch me like you got now it might sound like that when i when i knock fire from you when i slap you you know all right all right Hey, you ain't even gonna know. I'm gonna walk up like I'm shaking your hand and bop. Nah, nah. Damn, Joe. You already had eyes, homeboy, so I know when I see you it's on sight. Cause I got - So you ain't gonna let it walk up on you like that. I gotta get my fade anyway from the tickets from Magic City. I gotta get my fade before we do anything else. I gotta get my fade, homeboy. Hey, listen. Hold on. You know, I thought we going to the UFC fight.

45:31I'm whooping his ass before we go. Hey, hey, listen. Hey, Joe, they gonna have to have security pull me off his ass. Yeah, nah, yeah.

45:38Chad Johnson:Yeah, all right. All right. Okay. Hey, you got the okay for us to go to the fight already? I called Dana. Okay. Oh yeah.

45:48Shannon Sharpe:Hey, so before my - And then we got Fanatics Fest the next week in Detroit.

45:54Chad Johnson:Hey, we'll set it up so I can go on. Hey, listen, we can go at it at Fanatics Fest.

46:02Shannon Sharpe:Look, we got the, what you call it? We got the apex right here. The UFC right up here. Oh yeah. Hey, Joe, we can go get in the Octagon and spark.

46:10Chad Johnson:I don't know what you're waiting on. I've been telling you to call them folks, man. Tell them so we can get on the Pacquiao Mayweather undercard or something. Hey, Joe, you don't want to see me on camera, Joe. I'll lump your ass up in front of the world. You got me so bent home. Well, OK. Hey, let me tell you something. You going to be bent. Pause. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know how you. Hey, see, here you go. Here you go. Here you go. Here you go. Hey, I don't know what you got going on, brother, but you need to get it together, okay? This ain't that. This ain't that. I'm just letting you know.

46:44Chad Johnson:All right. You can't even help but to talk for you. Weird, man, weird, man. What? Hey, Joe. Hey, I advise you keep it cute, boy, for your face to look different, huh? You hear me? True. Well, hey. Hey, Joe, I'm surgical with these hands, Joe. Stop playing with me. I'm not going to tell you no more now. Hey, Chad. Chad, I'm going to give y 'all something to see. I'm going to give y 'all some real content when I whoop his ass. I promise you. Find the family fun you're looking for in Missouri. Whether your crew is searching for this, up for something more like this, seeking adventure like this, or just really, really need something more like this, your family will find the perfect vacation in Missouri.

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48:30people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions. Psych! I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant, and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too scary. Cream of chicken soup. Hey, cream. Cream of chicken soup. This is Help From a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help From a Hypocrite as part of the Mike Cultura Podcast Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

49:10What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas. And I'm CJ Toledano, and our podcast, Point Game, is about defying the odds. Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luka and Austin Reed. And finding ways to win no matter what. He's the smartest player to ever play the game. His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before. And he knows without Luka and Austin Reeves, I got to manipulate the game. We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs. I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reed.

49:43He has to guard Julius Randle. And then he has to give us everything he gives us on a night-to-night basis on offense. And when IT's friends stop by, like Quinton Richardson, we dive into some playoff history too.

49:54Chad Johnson:Steve Nash would get that thing. That man, hell get the flying. He running up the court, licking his fingers while he got the ball. Like, after you go through a training camp with that Isaiah, you figure it out real quick. Get your ass up and down the court, and you're going to get the ball. So listen to Point Game on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcast presents Soccer Moms. So I'm Leanne. This is my best friend, Janet. Hey. And we have been joined at the Hipsons High School. Absolutely. Now a redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip.

50:28Just a little bit bigger hips, wider. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drinks. Sidebar, why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Oh, they had a BOGO. Well, then you got it. Do you want a white claw or something? Here, just take it. What are y 'all doing? Microphones? Are you making a rap album? Oh, I would. Could you imagine? I would buy it. Cuts through the defense like a hot knife through sponge cake. That sounds delicious. Oh, you're lucky I'm not a drug addict. You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic.

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51:20Shannon Sharpe:Joe, let's go, Joe. Hey, Joe, when I say I want to go fishing style, this is what I'm talking about. Check out Travis Hunter, new$200 ,000 bass boat, Jaguar fishing boat. The boat features fish finders, a spacious deck, high-end seating. Oh, yeah. They got that whale.

51:42Chad Johnson:And he ain't got no top on that joint? No. Joe, that's a bass. I'm saying that we - Hey, he don't fish. He don't know about no fishing. I'm saying we go out there and go fishing, man. It's going to be kind of hot unless y 'all want to -

51:54Shannon Sharpe:That's a bass boat, Joe. You ain't going deep sea in that. That's a bass boat. You go on a lake. You go on a pond of that. Oh, he got his own lake? No, you can put -

52:06Chad Johnson:Oh, you saying because he enjoy fishing. He just bought him a bass boat just to go cruising around. Okay. Yes. Okay. Okay.

52:15Shannon Sharpe:Okay. you going deep sea fishing because the war but what's all what's all this hot text you know anything might happen to you see so a big storm come up you want to be covered but a bass boat for the most part they don't have they don't have covers like that what's all that what's all the gadgets and stuff he got on here because those are fat those are fish finders so they'll tell you where the fish are and so you yeah you just go right you just pull right up there on them hey um man joe don't know nothing about no fishing man when you want to hit the water man when you hey Hey, when you want to hit the water, huh?

52:46Chad Johnson:I bet I outfish you. Hey, I bet I outfish you. I bet I throw you in the water. I bet you don't. Okay, bet something. Yeah, and if I do go, I bet you come with me. Hey, I hope you know how to swim. Boy, it's like a fish, homeboy. Okay. Yeah. Hey, you know what they called me in high school, huh? I don't give a damn what they called you in high school. Okay. Hey, they called me - I'm gonna tell you that right now. Hey, they called me Flipper. Yeah. Yeah. Huh? Cause I'ma flip your ass. You keep playing with me. You hear me?

53:18Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, but that's a little bit, hey, I ain't want no boat. Hey, look, I go out there fishing with somebody, but I mean, that's a nice engine. What kind of, I'm trying to look at the engine.

53:29Chad Johnson:Too much, too much.

53:30Shannon Sharpe:They got Mercury, every rule.

53:32Chad Johnson:Too much maintenance, ain't it man?

53:35Shannon Sharpe:Oh man, bust out another thousand. Boat, B-O-A-T.

53:45and I'm not gonna go enough to get that kind of yes out of it. Yeah, yeah.

53:49Shannon Sharpe:Especially for that. Hey, I know somebody got one, and I just go out here with you. I'm not putting no, I'm not to store that thing and the, oh, hell no. Hell to the, nah, I don't, like I said, I don't fish like that. Hell, I can go shore fishing. I can fish from the bank. Yeah. Hey, that's what I used to do, huh? What, fish from the shore fish? on the banks of jordan no this man talking about fishing in the banks of jordan you can't fish no damn now you know they got good catfish out there boy you two at the river jordan

54:24you know like reverend jane cleveland i stood on the banks of jordan

54:28Shannon Sharpe:yeah yeah they got good catfish the river jordan might be hold on if the river jordan even it can fish even live in that that might be salt water joe okay well you ain't never had no salt water up catfish but i'm thinking i think the concentration might be too high for fish they live there what is fishing the river jordan

54:54people eat people yeah i i i catch it right there and cook it right there on the spot you ain't you ain't you ain't like that hey joe i know how to clean fish and all y 'all I was a Cub Scout, Joe. Joe, I was a Cub Scout, Joe.

55:09Shannon Sharpe:He don't wanna clean no damn fish. Scout's honor. I know how to start a fire and all, Joe. But, oh Lord, now he know how to start, yeah. No, with two rocks. Uncle, you take the two rocks like this. You create the friction. Man, you not down the road, not his man don't know how to. I'm telling you, wait till we go out in the woods, Uncle, and we gotta go hunt. I told you I'm not going out there. We going fishing. I thought we were going hunting. Oh, come on, man. Absolutely not. Hey, Joe, you want to go hunt for wild boar?

55:46Chad Johnson:Man, listen, I'm kind of with Unc, man. I kind of got to see your skill before we get out there. I got skill. Hey, Joe, I use a bow. I won't take no gun. I won't take no rifle. I'm going to take my bow. You going to take your bow? Yeah, they used to call me Tarzan back in the day. You can't come out there with all that Issy Miyake on, though. No, I'm going to have on deer piss.

56:11Chad Johnson:Okay. All right. Yeah, I'm telling you, Joe. You know, I used to hunt with my quarterback, Carson. Hey, well, so we all going to get it. You going to get your tent. I got my tent. We make sure Uncle got his tent. We going to go out in the woods and camp for a couple days. Yeah, we going to hunt. And we only eat the stuff that we can. We can catch. Yeah. Hey, listen, I'm going to be perched up in a tree. I ain't sleeping on the floor. Man, here you go. Here you go.

56:39Shannon Sharpe:Oh, Joe, you don't even know how to get in a tree stand. The hell you talking about? How you mean I don't know how to get in a tree stand? Hey, I got spurs. Hey, let me tell you. I got spurs for my Timberlands to climb the tree. Hey.

56:58Shannon Sharpe:What happened, Unc? I'm good. I'm going to let you have it. Thank you. Yeah. And people get baptized in it. Oh, in the River Jordan, they got catfish in there. That's why I got baptized, huh? I know. It didn't work. I know. It started to wear off now. It started to wear off. Now, I'm good. Joe, you and I go fishing. I'm not going nowhere near with that man with a gun.

57:24Chad Johnson:Right, right.

57:25Shannon Sharpe:Hey. He ain't never shot a gun. Not no long rifle. Unc. Hey, unc, I been had a stick on me, unc. I'm telling you. That's what I said, that ain't no long rifle. A handgun and a long rifle and two - Hey, I know how to shoot a long rifle too. No. I'm good. Hey, you know they used to call me - I'm good, I take your word for you. Hey, when I used to go hunting with Carson and Jordan Palmer?

57:49Chad Johnson:Yeah. They didn't know they called me Rambo. See, no. No, it's just because of my skill set and when it comes to hunting, that's all.

57:59Shannon Sharpe:Come on, bro. God have mercy. You see MLB tweeted the image with this caption. You and a friend have nine innings to complete 128 ounce nacho bucket at a defense game. Who you taking? What is that? It's nachos. And it look like it got some fruity pebbles or something. Oh no, them beans. Well your stomach, hey. Nah, I can't do that.

58:21Chad Johnson:You ain't gonna make it through the game.

58:23Shannon Sharpe:Your stomach gonna be. Hey, don't nobody call me. I am not messing with them beans. Oh no. Nah, I'm not. I'm not. I don't need. Then I got to be out there. I got to be out there in the wilderness for a week. I ain't fooling with them beans. I don't even like nachos like that unless I'm at the movie theater, huh? I ain't gonna lie, they look good though.

58:46Chad Johnson:That right there on kill Joe. All that sour cream. Oh no, I couldn't do that. I got to be. Hey, I need to be close by the house though. I need to be in distance, boy. Hey, you got nine innings? Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe, you know they got a bathroom at the stadium, huh? No, sir, I can't use that one with you, I'm sorry. Hey, too many people coming in and out for my liking. If you go to the toilet, it got a... Yo, all...

59:16Shannon Sharpe:Hey, I told you that some... Hey, they done smashed the pumpkin all looking at the back of the wall. Man, come on, man. Nah, I'm good. Hey, Joe, all you got to do is dress the toilet. Lay the toilet twice and go ahead and sit your head down. Oh, man. I don't know. Look here. I know everybody done been to an airport or done been to a ball game. Ain't no way. Hey. Ain't no way. Listen, y 'all bougie. Hey. I'm going home. At the stadium. Well, first of all, I ain't eating that. At the stadium. If I got to. So you ain't got to worry about me. Good luck to whoever's going to eat it. But Shannon's not.

59:49Yeah, I got you. I'm sitting down. Oh, no. Oh, my goodness.

59:55Shannon Sharpe:Mm-mm. Mm-mm. I mean, I like nachos. Like I said, I'm not the biggest nacho eater. I can't even remember the last time I had damn nachos. At the movie theater? That's the last time I had some.

1:00:09Chad Johnson:Yeah, I ain't.

1:00:10Shannon Sharpe:I ain't been to the movie theater since the pandemic.

1:00:13Chad Johnson:Man, you know what?

1:00:15Shannon Sharpe:And I didn't have nachos. I went to, what's the place? Ipik. I went to Ipik. And you know they bring you food. You know what I had? I had the fried chicken and waffles. The fried chicken and waffles. Damn. What kind of ad pick y 'all got? Oh, that's a recline. They used to get you warm blankets. Used to get you free popcorn, pillows. But they, you know, they done stopped that because once COVID happened, they cut it out. But nah. I only, that's my sister. My sister's a nacho. I ain't no nacho person. Hey, I. And like I said, I need to be home. I gotta be careful. I'm telling you. I'm looking, hey, but man, what's in that?

1:00:57Shannon Sharpe:Oh, it's a little cheese with some, some ice cream.

1:01:03Shannon Sharpe:I'm, y 'all baby. Let me, hey, let me go over here to the cookie, to the cookie stand.

1:01:08Chad Johnson:Right, hey, the house gotta be in close range, though. Oh yeah, yeah.

1:01:13Shannon Sharpe:But this big old thing, man, do you know, I mean, think about how deep that busket is. That ain't nothing but a bucket like for Halloween for the kids. So you know it's big. I'm good. I mean, some stadiums have really, really good food. But I'm going to get to the staples. Let me get a burger. Let me get chicken tenders. Let me get some stuff like that. Nah, let me get my hot dogs. The Dodger's got an actual helmet that's full of ice cream.

1:01:46Chad Johnson:You ain't going to make it. You ain't going to make it too in with that. Yes sir. But you know, it's some people like Ocho, they don't mind going to the little restroom, to the public restroom. Oh. Yeah, and sitting.

1:01:59Shannon Sharpe:Man, I be sitting there, Joe, watch on the plane, I see somebody going there for like 15, 20 minutes. Now what you think? Hold on, hold on, nah.

1:02:06Chad Johnson:It's when you get out, it's like when you get off that plane, you use that bathroom in the airport, and you see, and there's so many toilets, you already know somebody, and I'm talking about cutting up. Ooh, I can't be in here long.

1:02:20Shannon Sharpe:I don't do no talking in the bathroom. I hold my breath. I ain't inhaling none of them. Hey.

1:02:29Shannon Sharpe:Hey. Hey. I throw that head out. Yeah.

1:02:37Chad Johnson:Hey.

1:02:38Shannon Sharpe:Hey, Mr. Sharp, can I? And people be trying to take a picture. I said, bro, I'm not finna take no picture with you in the bathroom. And so you want to do it in the back. So that's the backdrop of the picture. Nah, bro. Hey, Joe, I be doing this right here. I'm gonna get you out there. Nah, bro. I'm good. Y 'all need to stop this. They gotta stop this. Oh, man.

1:03:06Shannon Sharpe:Before that, it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q.

1:03:10Chad Johnson:Hey. Hey.

1:03:19Shannon Sharpe:but you know joe that joke that he go drop that's what we on earth for y 'all complicate life too much when you got to use the bathroom you use the bathroom that's the point that's why they have bathrooms there i tell you what if i'm in a public setting i'm gonna be like a sloth because you know a sloth only go to the bathroom once a week hey joe and listen in in the chat the chat i'm not sure how y 'all feel about it wherever I am, if I got to do number one, I got to do number two. As long as they got toilet tissue, boy, I'm going. I don't care. Hold on, hold on. I bet I won't invite it to my house.

1:03:54Hey, Unc, ain't talking about going number two. I ain't talking about being in there no 15, 20 minutes. Boy, I'm going in there. Whatever coming about is coming up right away. I'm wiping. Boom, I get four wipes.

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1:04:59Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Joe Ardano. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet. Help! Somebody! Please! But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor. I'm a comedian. And recently, I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions.

1:05:35Psych! I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant, and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too scary. Cream of chicken soup. Hey, cream. Cream of chicken soup. This is Help From a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help From a Hypocrite as part of the My Cultura podcast network available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:06:35I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reed. He has to guard Julius Randle. And then he has to give us everything he gives us on a night-to-night basis on offense. And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson, we dive into some playoff history too.

1:06:54Chad Johnson:Steve Nash would get that thing. That man, hair get the flying. He running up the court, licking his fingers while he got the ball. Like, after you go through a training camp with that, Isaiah, you figure it out real quick. Get your ass up and down the court and you're going to get the ball. So listen to Point Game on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcast presents Soccer Moms. So I'm Leanne. This is my best friend, Janet. And we have been joined at the hip since high school. Absolutely. Now a redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip.

1:07:28Just a little bit bigger hips, wider. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drinks. Sidebar, why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Oh, they had a BOGO. Well, then you got them. Do you want a White Claw or something? Here, just take it. What are y 'all doing? Microphones? Are you making a rap album? Oh, I would. Could you imagine? I would buy it. Cuts through the defense like a hot knife through sponge cake. That sounds delicious. Oh, you're lucky I'm not a drug addict. You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic.

1:08:02You're lucky I'm not a killer. I love this team, and I'm really trying to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on. Oh.

1:08:12Listen to Soccer Moms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm out of there.

1:08:20Chad Johnson:Hey, hey, hey, look, that's why we...

1:08:21Shannon Sharpe:I can't poop because I got to be naked. Huh? You got to... Damn, what, you five years old? I take off every piece of clothes I got. I don't want nothing, Rob. I gotta be leg wide. But you gotta realize that's how I grew up in the South when I had to go outside. I had to take my clothes off because you didn't want to do any clothes. So I take my clothes, I fold them up, sit them right there in front of me, and I was good. So I grew up like that. So now I go to the bathroom, all my stuff, nice and nice.

1:08:54Chad Johnson:Hey, listen, hey, when we was in New York and they had all that damn food right before we watched that movie, I was like, I said, damn, I want to try some of this food. but boy, I ain't gonna make it through this damn movie if I try to.

1:09:05Shannon Sharpe:Absolutely not. Absolutely not. And that's why you know, I have Shelly Shelly like, yo, you know. But most of the time I keep lactate, I keep emotive on me. Just in case you never know.

1:09:20Chad Johnson:Oh yeah.

1:09:21Shannon Sharpe:Just to hold me over until I cut.

1:09:24Chad Johnson:That's hey, hey, Ocho. That's how the motor foes do. They keep a little, you know what I mean? Keep something on them for just in case purpose. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:09:32Shannon Sharpe:I keep toilet paper in my car. Damn. Hey, you'll pull up on the side of the street and squat. You pull up on the side of the street and squat, huh? I got a Ziploc bag. Nah, man. Okay, okay. Absolutely.

1:09:46Chad Johnson:You a real one, I like that. I like that. I like that. That man ain't pulling over squatting on the side of the road, though. Who won't?

1:09:53Shannon Sharpe:I go up in the woods, I go up in the woods. Yeah, wait, why? I do that before I use the bathroom in public and I damn sure ain't using no gas station bathroom. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Ooh. Y 'all do too much. Y 'all do too nasty. Before we get to our super chats, we got two video voicemails from our Discord. Let me take a listen.

1:10:17Chad Johnson:Ocho, ISO. I got a star bench cut for each of you. Travis Kelsey, Antonio Gates, Jason Witten, Ocho, Keenan Allen, Marcus Colston, or Antoine Randall-El? ISO. Jeff Teague, Devin Harris, or Darren Williams? I'm going to go first. Keenan Allen, Marcus Colston, Antoine Randall-El. That's my start bench cut.

1:10:49Shannon Sharpe:Ooh, that's tough.

1:10:55Shannon Sharpe:I'm gonna start I'm gonna start I'm gonna start I'm gonna start I'm gonna start nephew our bench gates sorry Witten

1:11:13Chad Johnson:I'm gonna start

1:11:19I'm gonna start Start Teague, Bench D-Will.

1:11:24Chad Johnson:I got to cut hairs.

1:11:28Shannon Sharpe:Damn, Joe.

1:11:29Chad Johnson:Damn what? What?

1:11:37Shannon Sharpe:Here's our second one. Let's take a listen.

1:11:40Chad Johnson:What's good, Unk? Ocho? Aiso? Hello? Hey, just a couple questions. Unk, why in the WNBA, when people talk about the WNBA, no one ever talks about swing cash. What you think about swing cash? Ocho, have you ever seen Khabib wrestle a bear when he was a kid? I know y 'all was talking about UFC a while ago, but he wrestled a bear when he was a kid. I hate to bring up old stuff, but I remember when you didn't pay Ocho the five, I was waiting on you to hit it with that, man. I ain't paying the five. I was waiting on you to hit it with that. Hey, love y 'all's show, man. Y 'all keep up the good work.

1:12:20Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, I think, look, I think Swann had a, she's another UConn. She was nice. And I think she had an unbelievable career. But we're talking about Candice, DT, and Asia, and we talking Lauren Jackson, Lisa Leslie, we talking about Cheryl Swoop, Cynthia Cooper, Stewie, I don't think she's on that level. Maya Moore that's just me that some people might think and she had an unbelievable college career she has an unbelievable WNBA career but I think on that level I don't think she was quite there

1:13:04Shannon Sharpe:Brandon Martinez stop playing BTA whole OKC lineup talk your ish Ocho stop playing BTA hey don't question my ball knowledge man that's all That's all. Yeah, you feeling good right now. Hey, guys, who wins the seven-game series, the 2011 Heat or the 2017 Warriors? Can you and Ocho break down an NFL play and have verbiage is used?

1:13:30Chad Johnson:Hey, that Heat team was serious. I know that Warriors team.

1:13:34Shannon Sharpe:Nah, we might need the 2012, not that 2011. That 2011 lost to the Mavs. You might need to get that 2012 or 2013.

1:13:42Chad Johnson:But I think the reason they lost was because, you know, Braun having to understand, you know, just like D-Wade said, he went to him and told him, man, look, you lead this thing. I'm going to rob him to your Batman. And I feel like that was the mistake that was made in the first finals. Once they got that together, he was able to string a couple.

1:14:06Shannon Sharpe:Can you break down a play and how Burbage is understood? Red, right, red is right, is telling you the formation. Then they'll give you two-jet. Let's just say red, right, two-jet, flanker, drive. Red is the formation, red, right. Two-jet is telling the offensive line, we're telling the line the protection. Flanker, drive is telling the receivers what to do. Flanker, you got a drive route. Tight end, you got a basic cross. normally we'll send we can we can tag it and put eggs on a comeback or we can put it yeah most so the formation line protection then it tells everybody else what to do what to do damn huh you still remember plays i do i do why could i could remember a play right now if i if i needed to right yeah i i still if i probably could go look at our playbook Oh, and now if I see my playbook, it'll recall.

1:15:10If you see it, yeah. I'll be able to recall stuff, but. Yeah, okay. Damn, it's been a minute.

1:15:15Shannon Sharpe:Far double wing. Yeah. McRobinson, the alien has landed and made a statement. He's here.

1:15:24Chad Johnson:He damn sure is. Yeah, he is. Yeah.

1:15:29Shannon Sharpe:Hey, bare face, the NBA need height limits. This is not fair.

1:15:33Chad Johnson:Hey, it don't seem fair at times, bro. I ain't going to lie to you.

1:15:38Shannon Sharpe:I'm like, damn.

1:15:42Shannon Sharpe:When we got that old school dog in him, where was all that smoke from Chet? Kobe would have loved him. He does. I mean, you see the way what he talked about in the All-Star game. He said he going to compete. He's there to compete.

1:15:54Chad Johnson:Man, that dude want to win right now. I'm talking about right now. I ain't talking about now. I'm talking about right now. Right now. I got to have it.

1:16:01Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. Yeah. I love it. And it bothers him when he doesn't win. The only reason the game was close is because Caruso had 31. Good luck getting that again. SGA more free throws than field goals made. Wemby is the best, and it ain't close. He made SGA look bad. All right, so what were you talking about? Spurs believe they're better. They are better. I'm with Ocho. I don't understand how anyone with a ball knowledge thinks the Thunder are winning this series.

1:16:30Chad Johnson:Hey, man. You said, what did he say? Why do I say that? What?

1:16:36Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, you said the Spurs believe they're better. He said they are better.

1:16:42Chad Johnson:Yeah, no. When I hear Wimby speak and he say that they're the best team in the world, I heard Stephon Castle at halftime. He said, man, look, if we take care of the ball, obviously he had 11 turnovers, but he said it at halftime. If we take care of the ball and come down and get great shots, we're the best team in the world. So by hearing those guys say that, it kind of conveys to me like, man, listen, they really – it's one thing to have talent and be good, but when you really believe you're the best team, bro, and you go out there and show it, that's a whole different story.

1:17:15Shannon Sharpe:It absolutely is. If the Spurs can limit the turnover, they can easily beat OKC in six, Wimby is going to be crazy in the next three to five years. But good call on the Spurs' Ocho. Yeah, and that's the thing. because what happened when the rubber needed to meet the role in game four against the Lakers? Lakers couldn't take care of the ball. And see, that is the thing. That's why the game was close. If the Spurs were to take care of the ball, this is a double-digit win for them. Because if you look at it every time they got a double-digit lead, they come down and have two, three consecutive turnovers.

1:17:51Shannon Sharpe:And guess what? OKC right back in the ball game. And when you play them, because they're good. They're good with their hands. They play past the lane. They're a very good basketball team. But limit the turnovers, and you limit those opportunities. I haven't felt this good about my Spurs since Timmy. If he keeps this trajectory, Wimby will be in the GOAT discussion.

1:18:13Chad Johnson:I agree, too. If he doesn't have four or five defensive player of the year, if he doesn't have at least, I'm saying what, Joe, three MVP?

1:18:24Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, for sure.

1:18:27Chad Johnson:he gonna be up there. Yeah.

1:18:31Shannon Sharpe:Because I don't see nobody, for the next five years, should nobody win defensive player of the year.

1:18:35Chad Johnson:Absolutely. I say for the next five to seven years, if he stay healthy, man, please. The man gonna average, how many blocks he averaged this year? He gonna average three to four. He gonna probably average more than that. But he's still figuring things out. I think he...

1:18:50Shannon Sharpe:But the problem that he gonna run into, Joe, is that they gonna be so good, they gonna be blowing teams out, he gonna have his ass on the hand. so he ain't gonna be he ain't gonna be playing you know 38 39 i don't think that he'll ever play it like a regular season game i don't think he's gonna play those that kind of minutes joe because i gotta protect yeah yeah you're right god you think about it joe he played he played 49 minutes tonight and that's with 10 minutes of overtime so he was gonna he's at 39 minutes Now, think about it. If the game is not that close, he's going to be somewhere around 29, 30.

1:19:28Chad Johnson:But, you know, he's such a competitor, Uncle Ocho. He takes me for a guy who wants to be out there with his squad competing. Yeah. That's the problem you're going to have. You know, it's hard to keep guys. I got to protect him against him.

1:19:39Shannon Sharpe:I got to protect him against himself. Because, like you say, Joe, he's going to – but I know that body, Joe, I don't know if that body made the play. Like the young guys, like you go look at Kobe and look at his minutes total. in his early 20s. Kobe playing 40, 41, 42 minutes. Look at LeBron. Look at them guys. I don't know if he built like that. Yeah.

1:20:01Chad Johnson:Well, we're going to see.

1:20:03Shannon Sharpe:I got to be very mindful of that.

1:20:06Chad Johnson:Yeah, we're going to see.

1:20:08Shannon Sharpe:How do they even stop Wemby? This guy is so annoying.

1:20:16Shannon Sharpe:I'm like, damn. Can somebody explain why Wemby is guarding Caruso? no way brothers should have eight three-pointers made. That's the only reason OKC stayed in the game. Wimby really wasn't guarding him. I think the thing was that they did a great job of swinging the basketball because what happens? You see one of those guys get on the edge, mainly Shea. The hell comes. You talk, hey, he kicking. Hold on. Shea had 12 assists.

1:20:47Chad Johnson:When they sub.

1:20:48Shannon Sharpe:He averages four. When they set up Hartenstein out, out in Caruso, he got to shoot, got to shoot.

1:20:55Chad Johnson:You got to, you got to, there you go. Space the floor.

1:20:58Shannon Sharpe:Now, hey, now he got to spread out because think about it, he's guarding Chet. Chet can go to the three point line. He got to honor Chet, because Chet can knock down the three.

1:21:11Yeah.

1:21:15If this y 'all MVP, it ain't too late to take that back.

1:21:19Shannon Sharpe:back, give it to the right person. Look, you always going to have this discussion.

1:21:29Shannon Sharpe:And guys take it personal. Elijah Juan took it personal. He felt he should have been the MVP over David Robinson. And when he got a chance to go against David Robinson, go look at what he did. Go look at what he did. Destroyed him.

1:21:45Chad Johnson:We'll be the same way here.

1:21:48Shannon Sharpe:Jordan got an opportunity to go against Carl Malone.

1:21:50Chad Johnson:And Charles Barkley, when he won it, destroyed him. They take that ish personal. Yeah, Wimby taking it personal.

1:22:03Shannon Sharpe:OKC finally have competition after the last week playoff run. Suns Laker with Dookie. Last year, they played Memphis. The year before, the Pelicans.

1:22:13Chad Johnson:Damn, they can't help who they play.

1:22:16Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, it's the playoff.

1:22:17Chad Johnson:Yeah, we compete throughout the season. We get the number one seed. We can't help this. We, you know, we got to play in or have the chip fall where they make.

1:22:30Shannon Sharpe:Damn.

1:22:35Shannon Sharpe:Oh, in the beat between them Johnson boys, can I give a shout out to my boys, Tigers, Snoop, and Ace. Get to love y 'all. Absolutely. Nah, Joe got to get his money back. Yeah, I hope so.

1:22:52Chad Johnson:Yeah. I hope so. Yeah, I'm gonna knock the Mario coins out there, boy. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Joe. Hey, hey, hey. Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he he held, laugh all you want. I'm gonna knock the Mario coins out there, boy. Yeah, okay.

1:23:12Shannon Sharpe:Doug, Tiger, Snoop, Ace. your dad want to let y 'all know that he loves y 'all. He proud of y 'all. Keep up the good ones. Yes, sir. Doug, appreciate the shout-out, man. Appreciate you tuning in, man. It means a lot. Where would you rank Wimby performance tonight all time? It's hard. It's one of the best ones I've seen. I can see that. I mean, I've seen Jordan score 55. Like I said, I saw Jordan. We saw LeBron. What he did to the Celtics in game six. 45-14-7. We saw what he did against Detroit. When Detroit was going to the Eastern Conference Finals every year, he goes 24 to the last, he drops 48, scores 24 to the last 25.

1:24:01Shannon Sharpe:We've seen great playoff runs. But this is up there. Oh, yeah. This is absolutely up there.

1:24:17Shannon Sharpe:Kareem had a, what was that, 85? Like I said, Kareem just don't get the credit. I like to say, Kareem, y 'all need to look up some of Kareem's performances. Even when, how was Kareem when he won finals MVP? Like 37, 38?

1:24:38Shannon Sharpe:36? He had to be like 36, 37, and 85. 38. Wow. Yeah. Let that sink in, Joe. That man won finals MVP at 38.

1:24:52Chad Johnson:Damn. That's why it was hard to...

1:24:56Shannon Sharpe:So he won his first one at 24. He won the next one at 38.

1:25:00Chad Johnson:And look, that's why they didn't think nobody would ever catch his scoring record. And oh, here alone comes LeBron James. Damn boy putting that thing out of the wreath.

1:25:14Shannon Sharpe:Like I said, I know he's going to play at least another year, maybe two. Alize, don't play. Please give my boyfriend Marquez a shout-out on his 28th birthday. We watch you guys faithfully. Happy birthday. I love you. Marquez. Happy birthday, bro. Happy birthday, twin. Hey. Yeah. Happy 28th birthday. So you guys watch us all the time. We appreciate that. It's people like you that make people like us extremely, extremely happy. because like I said before, without you guys, none of this is possible. None of this is possible. Mr. 85, this is Mr. Irrelevant, but Shannon and I appreciate the Waddle trade.

1:25:52Shannon Sharpe:Let's go Broncos. That ain't his team. They want to do something. Trade us a chase. What?

1:26:01Chad Johnson:Oh, man, come on. You got to be realistic now.

1:26:05Shannon Sharpe:Man, please. Y 'all good? Yeah. Whitby broke those guys' fear with his physicality. They don't fear the thunder. Not once did Wendy let them break him, and OKC got hell to deal with. He learned.

1:26:18Chad Johnson:He learned from that last series, bro. That Minnesota series, now he already know. Hey, look, Pop done talked to him. Miss Johnson done talked to him, the coach. Hey, man, this is going to be the mechanism to try and slow you down. Yep.

1:26:35Shannon Sharpe:You know what I like about it, Joe, I think? is that when he calls for the ball and he doesn't get it, he don't get frustrated.

1:26:41Chad Johnson:Right. He just play alone. Just keep playing.

1:26:44Shannon Sharpe:He just play. Get me next time. And you think about it, Joe. I mean, you know, a lot of times guys are like, come on, man. And they look at the bench and they lag down the field. He hundred busted it down there. And he be dark. Oh, he was confused.

1:27:00Chad Johnson:Hey, y 'all know. And guys who play basketball, we hate that too, bro. Like, if we try to get you the ball and can't get it to you, and you throw a little mini fit. It's almost like football. Hell, the quarterback don't throw you the ball. Now, Unk ain't running the damn route. He pitching and throwing them full. Yeah, same thing. Quarterbacks hate that. Man, players hate that in basketball, too. Damn, bro, we trying to get you the ball, but then we ain't just going to force it. We going to miss you sometimes.

1:27:24Shannon Sharpe:Hey, did you see? The guy front, and I see what you can't see. They got a guy creeping behind you. Damn. Now get your ass down here and get this rebound.

1:27:38Shannon Sharpe:DD Cool B, oh, would you use the public airport bathroom for the Ravens to win the Super Bowl? Yeah, it gotta be clothes for them. And they gotta clean it. But you talking about like, do it, hey, I landed.

1:27:53Chad Johnson:Yeah, yeah. And if people in there, like, like,

1:27:56Shannon Sharpe:like, Hartsfield, like Atlanta, no, hell no.

1:27:58Chad Johnson:For them to win the Super Bowl, hell, I can use the public bathroom for the Broncos to win the damn Super Bowl. You wouldn't do that for your team, bro? Hell no.

1:28:07Damn. No. Hey Joe, he ain't living, man.

1:28:12Shannon Sharpe:What you mean I ain't living, man? Nobody don't wanna go put their booty down on them. Hey, you gotta dress the toilet up with toilet tissue. I'ma dress it up. I don't gotta dress mine up at home.

1:28:26Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. You only live on them. Nah, if they let me bring some Lysol, some Bynesol, some some. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna scrub it down, I'm gonna scrub the floor. I'm talking about even if that thing splatted up,

1:28:41Chad Johnson:you the winner that thing splatted up on the back of the...

1:28:45Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah, come on. Man, need a hazmat suit to go up in there. Y 'all tripping, man. Man, I can't, man, you go in there and somebody ain't even flush the toilet, I can't even, I said, nah, let me go, I just - You gotta flush it behind him, huh? Aw, hell nah. They were old, Joe. You gotta use your foot, use your foot. No, I ain't touch it, I don't wanna look, I can't. Yeah, I'll leave you a part of that part. Hey, ain't nothing but a little shit. Oh, man, you got to chill, bro. I'm there telling you, man. Listen, we all do it, man. Ain't nothing to be ashamed of. I know we do it, Ocho, but I'm saying, I mean, somebody, I mean, come on, bro.

1:29:24Shannon Sharpe:How lazy are you? How you forget to flush the toilet? I mean, listen, I mean, that shouldn't really bother. You got dogs. They shit all over the shit.

1:29:32Chad Johnson:Hell no, come on, man. That ain't the same. They don't go in the house. They house broke.

1:29:36Shannon Sharpe:Oh, were they trained? Yeah. The little ones that go lay down, go sit right by the door. OK. Hey, Joe, your dog trained too?

1:29:47Chad Johnson:Yeah. OK, OK, OK, OK. Hey, he trained to get off in your, if you get out of line. Yeah. Yeah, I was thinking about stealing your dog too. Yeah, OK. Come on. Yeah, OK. What kind of dog you got? I have a Presser Canaria and a Frenchie. A Presser who? A Presser Canaria. I'm going to steal that Press Box. It's in the Master family. I got a Borble. They same family. They just in different breed. Them Borbles are probably a little bigger head, a little more muscular.

1:30:24Shannon Sharpe:You come steal mine if you want it. Hey, one thing. You come steal by if you want it. Hey, one thing about it. If I want your dog, I'ma come get him, boy.

1:30:36Chad Johnson:You come get him. Nah, hey, Ocho, let me tell you something. One thing about Masters, bro, you ain't even really gotta train them for them to be protective. That's just naturally who they are. So you think he gonna protect you? Oh yeah, he ain't, but he gonna die. He gonna die by me. Well, he, hey, hey.

1:30:50Shannon Sharpe:I tell you what, I tell you what, I tell you what I do. I go upstairs and go in my room, I dare you to come upstairs.

1:30:57Chad Johnson:He ain't gonna make it. Hey, I bet I get up there before he do. He already up there. He in the band. He already up here. Oh, well, I ain't worried about Unk Dog. I want your dog, Joe. You want my dog? We'll come again. Hey, what you got? You said you got a, what's it? How you call it again? A presser canario. Oh, so you got a canary, and what's the other dog? I got a little Frenchie. Yeah, I'm going to steal a Frenchie. My Frenchie and my presser, they like best friends, though. They ain't going. OK, I'm going to take both of them, so they can keep it like a package. Come on.

1:31:29Shannon Sharpe:You keep them together, huh? Don't you? Hey, I'm going to take both of them. He's ain't going to take both of them. Yeah, well, come on. Bring your tough ass over here. Come on. Don't worry about it. I'll be there. All right. Hey, what kind of? Hey, don't you got a dog challenger? A scat pack? Something like that? Who? You talking about an aunt? Oh, that's you, aunt? Yeah, I got a challenger. I'm going to let you slack. The ghost. I'm going to let you slack. I'm going to let you keep that.

1:31:55Chad Johnson:yeah but ain't them two dogs you're coming to get them joe all right bet right well i guess we'll be preparing getting getting your barrier and all that together hey you can get your obituary together one thing about it man this is appointment it is an appointment that we can't reschedule yeah i'll tell you one thing you ain't in control of it yeah okay when you come over here my damn I'm a dog gonna be in control of it.

1:32:21Hey. That could cleat. Go ahead, what? Hey, you know what I want? I'm gonna get for Christmas. Now that we see him talking about dogs and stuff, I'm gonna get a hyena.

1:32:30Chad Johnson:A hyena? Yeah. You know they said, I got my homeboy down in the hood. He got two hyena puppies right now. Come on, man. Hey, Joe, I ain't, hey, my homeboy, they call him Clyde. He got two hyenas. I don't know how he got them. Hey, you know what I want for real? I want a little capuchin monkey. You know the capuchins? Yeah, yeah, yeah, from the movie Hangover. Oh yeah, I know exactly what it is. Yeah, yeah, I want one of them, man. Yeah.

1:32:54Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, they don't cost that much, Joe. It looks a little make. I know y 'all. But you can't have one in Georgia, though, Joe. Huh? You got to look up. You can't have one.

1:33:03Chad Johnson:Yeah, yeah, I think I already looked. You can have them in Georgia. I know I got to come to Florida and get with you. I got them out there in Florida, old Joe. Oh yeah, we got them down here. I think they don't cost that much either, Joe. I think maybe like$1 ,500. That's the problem. $1 ,500, no.

1:33:15Shannon Sharpe:Everybody getting that stuff, and when they can't handle it, they let it go. That's why those pythons are poor. They get so big. Overrun in the Everglades. Because they get so big. You got to let them out, yeah. And they ain't got no natural predators, and they killing them.

1:33:27Chad Johnson:Hey, Ocho, you talking about some damn$1 ,500. The ones I seen ain't no less than$8 ,000. Whoa, whoa, whoa. They trying to rip you off, Joe. Hey, Joe, you know we got monkeys right here in the backyard, Joe. Kapusha monkey, black cap. Hold on, hold on. I'm going to holler at my homeboy, man. The nigga got the hyenas. He got your kapusha. He got some kapusha? Yeah, we get you one for$300.

1:33:49Shannon Sharpe:Three? No, you cannot have a pet monkey in Georgia. All primates, including monkeys, eight are classified as wild animals and strictly banned from private ownership. Hey, Joe. Hey, don't worry about the rule, Joe. Exceptions are made properly for licensed organizations like zoos, accredited research facilities, wildlife for rehabilitators. Hey, Joe, don't worry about it. I'll get you. You want a monkey in Atlanta? We'll get you a monkey in Atlanta, Joe. Hey, how many capuches you want? You want one or two?

1:34:18Chad Johnson:I just want one. I think you got a pair of them. You got two of them. You might want to keep them together. No, no. I don't want to keep them together. What color does he got? He got a black one and a gray one. Yeah, I want a black cap one. I want one with a black cap. Oh, yeah. You got the black. And the other one got a gray cap. Yeah. You sure you don't want to keep them together? Nah, nah, make sure you send me some pictures of some videos or something so I can see what I'm working with. I'm gonna send something tomorrow. You know, I think he said what, like, you get two for 500. I tell you what, if I do get both of them, can you keep one for me and I had another one and we - Oh no, Joe.

1:34:52Chad Johnson:I got white furniture, Joe. Ain't no - I got all white furniture, Joe. Ain't nothing to be over here, boy.

1:34:56Shannon Sharpe:But you got - I want one of them little dog. I want a little donkey. I want a little donkey, one of them little monkeys, one of them little cows.

1:35:03Chad Johnson:Uh, uh, uh, uh.

1:35:03Shannon Sharpe:They be about this thing.

1:35:04Chad Johnson:You take one then. You get one of them.

1:35:06Shannon Sharpe:Oh no. Hell no. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Man, y 'all tripping. Hey, you know what I like, Joe? Hey, I will. You told me, hey, I want a raccoon, and let's go with the raccoon. But I don't look at that. You can't have one in Nevada. You couldn't have one in California. You got to go to like - What we doing with a raccoon?

1:35:26Chad Johnson:What you going to do with a raccoon? Domesticated. A raccoon? Yeah. Yes. Come on, aunt. Damn, you on Ojo tripping now. Hey, I like them little goats that they be running, hopping around, hopping around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:35:44Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. Yeah, dwarf. Yeah, they got little mini goats. They got cows.

1:35:51Chad Johnson:Yeah, I want some, I take some of them goats. I want some of them little mini goats. Damn.

1:35:56Shannon Sharpe:A cow, a little cow, yeah. Hey, I need a chat, a chat. Hey, Joe, you gotta get a big old farm. You gotta get some acreage. Hey, we on tomorrow, right? I'm gonna bring one of the hyenas on the show tomorrow. After your, after your, your Knicks, big body brunson play tomorrow. Oh yeah. Joe, you know the name of the characters? Can you name who's on the show? I see Scooby Doo. Shaggy. Yeah, Scooby, what's the rest? Shaggy. Who is this one? That's Thelma. Oh, Velma, Velma, Velma. Yes. Who is this? I forgot her name.

1:36:38Chad Johnson:I did too, bro. Hey, she's thick too, bro. Hey, listen to this man. Hey, Daffy was thick, bro.

1:36:46Shannon Sharpe:And then you got Freddy. And you got -

1:36:49Chad Johnson:Hey, that was one of my - Hey, Scooby Doo was one of my favorite cartoons. Oh, yeah. Real talk. Yeah. That was Casey Kasem was the voice.

1:37:03Shannon Sharpe:of Shaggy and Scooby.

1:37:13Shannon Sharpe:That completes this episode of Night Count. We want to thank each and every one of you for joining us. And boy, what a night was had in the NBA. The NBA can only hold the Eastern Conference as entertaining as game one of the Western Conference. But the Spurs go on the road, and they win by the score of 122 to 115 in double overtime. Victor Wimbanyama, the youngest player in NBA history with a 40-20 game. He had 41 points, 24 rebounds, three assists, one steal, and three blocks. He was sensational, but the entire, to be as young as they are, played extremely well. They had six guys in double figures, and they win 122 to 115 to steal home court away from the Thunder.

1:37:56Shannon Sharpe:We'll see if they can consolidate it and take game two, which will be on Wednesday night. Y 'all know who I am. I'm your favorite uncle. That is my partner and co-host, Liberty City's own, Manning, ratings adjuster, a former Pro Bowler and an All-Pro, and he's in the Bengal Ring of Fame. That is Chad Ochocinco Johnson. And the third member of the crew is a seven-time NBA All-Star, smooth crossover, y 'all know it, University of Arkansas alum, From Little Rock, Arkansas native. That is ISO. Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button. Do us a favor.

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1:40:02Shannon Sharpe:41 points, 24 rebounds, 3 steals. No, excuse me, 1 steal, 3 block shots, and 3 assists. But Dylan Harper played unbelievable. He had 24, 11 rebounds, 6 assists, and he had 7 steals. Stephon Castle, 17 points, 6 rebounds, 11 assists. Bissell, 13 points. Champagny, 11 points. And Kelton Johnson came in, gave him 13 big points. As they go on the road and steal home court away from the Thunder and the MVP Shea Gilgis-Alexander, he had a relatively quiet night, 24 points on 23 shots. We'll see if they can consolidate it and go up 2-0 before they head home on Friday night to see if they can take a commanding lead 3-0.

1:40:51Shannon Sharpe:But we'll see on Wednesday. Tomorrow night, we're on after the Knicks and the Cavs. Thank you guys for joining us. I'm up. He's Ocho. He's Aiso. We'll see you tomorrow.

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