Nightcap Hour 2: NFL Sets NEW RULES For Players RETURNING to College + Josh Allen WEIGHS IN on Turf vs Grass + Denver’s NEW GLIZZY Menu Item + Giants face MAJOR Decision on OBJ Ahead of FINAL CUTS

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20:30yeah i think grass is grass is healthier for for our bodies um i'm to a point in my career now that when we practice inside on on the artificial i can feel it the next day you know and move out there i feel great and i think any guy that was honest would tell you that's that's how they feel so one I think it's healthier injury prevention I've gotten numerous numerous burns on my legs from artificial turf like to the point where I can't sleep at night because it's bubbling over and it like it's it's very painful so I decided to not have to deal with that at home at least I know we still probably will play games on the road that are our turf but if I can snap my fingers and make every field grass, that's what I would do for sure.

21:23Shannon Sharpe:Oh, Joe, you remember you used to sleep and you getting them burns and you wake up and that sheet stuck to you, Ocho?

21:28Joe Johnson:Stuck to you, yeah. I remember that. I remember that. That's a part of it, man. Listen, that's a part of the game. I mean, what have we become? Now I understand the injuries. People complain about the injuries, oh, the ACL. Yeah, but listen, people are still tearing the ACL and everybody's practicing on grass. Correct me if I'm wrong, right? It's training camp. Everybody's practicing on grass. People are still getting hurt. You know, the constant dialogue about turf. I understand. I understand. And I'm not the one to be able to have this conversation with Uncle Joe because I have no place, being that I never got hurt, whether I played on turf or whether I played on grass.

22:03Joe Johnson:So my opinion really shouldn't matter. Those that have played on turf and have gotten hurt, their opinions matter more than mine.

22:10Shannon Sharpe:Hey, what's under the turf? They got those, they got a field turf, Joe. They got them pellets. Those little, it's like rubber. It's like they cut up tires and stuff and they small little rubber pellets. Okay. Little rubber beads. Okay. Okay. I'm just trying to figure out why does it hurt so bad playing on the turf versus the grass. But that grass, that grass forgiven. It's so nice and cushiony. It's just like Ocho Joe when you was growing up. You like playing on that grass. There's something about that grass. Yeah. Hey. Man, you know Ocho, Ocho listen to play it on C-men. He don't know no better.

22:52Shannon Sharpe:He played football on C-men when he was a kid. He played on the basketball court, catching football, running in the cars and all that stuff.

23:00Joe Johnson:Hey Joe, we played in the middle of the street. We did. No shoes. Throw a tackle, Joe. Now the only time, yeah, throw a tackle. but the only time you stop is when there's a car coming. Everybody say freeze and you can't move to the car pass. So I'm used, I don't know, though. I'm not the right one to ask because I think, you know what, I want to stop because I don't want to say the wrong thing.

23:24Shannon Sharpe:You know what you don't want to say, the players ain't got too soft?

23:28Joe Johnson:How about this? How about this? The cold weather cities, you go ahead and go with grass and let me see what you do in November, December, or going into January. What you going to do then?

23:39Shannon Sharpe:If you ain't got those heating coils, you ain't got no chance, because the ground going to freeze. Damn. And plus the thing you need to look, to make a long story short, and I don't want to make it long, I'm going to make a short story long. I'm not going to do that. The money, because it costs money, Joe, because after about six weeks, the field is going to be torn up and you're going to have to put new brands down. and they hope for the grass grow and you hope it take. Or you're going to be dealing with a situation like Pittsburgh. Because the problem with Pittsburgh is that they play the home game, the Pitt Panthers, the college team, they play in that stadium also.

24:24Shannon Sharpe:They tore that thing. It'd be terrible. I ain't even know you'd be terrible.

24:32Joe Johnson:But that was an advantage for the Steelers back then. Yes. Their field. Their field was beat up. But that was their advantage because offensively it was very tough, you know To run your offense when you play the Steelers and you play the behinds field, right? I mean, they running the ball with the bus coming that man's trying to kick me good luck

24:50Shannon Sharpe:But but the thing is guys look how bad players NFL players. How bad do you want turf goal? Because we know the owners want one thing more than anything else. They want that 18th game This is an opportunity negotiate negotiate we want grass fields hey the franchise tag gone transition tag gone and one more thing while we're at it full time full time medical benefits anybody that played at least five years see that's why they need me as the president oh how about this Okay, how about this? Ten years, you get lifetime benefits. Five years, you get ten-year benefits. How about that, Ocho? Ten years, you get lifetime medical benefits.

25:43Shannon Sharpe:If you played at least five years, you get ten years of medical benefits. Boy, there's going to be some cash trying to hold on, ain't it, man? You think it ain't when it will?

25:57Shannon Sharpe:Hey, there's going to be some cash trying to squeeze five, boys. Five in football, that's hard, Uncle Ocho. Yeah, I consider the average length is three.

26:12Shannon Sharpe:Try to get them benefits, man. Lifetime benefits, bro, I'm telling you. I'm very fortunate. Everybody's not as fortunate. Everybody didn't make the money that I made. Everybody didn't have the after career, NFL career that I had. So I'm able to afford life health insurance and things of that nature. But, boy, can you imagine if you had to pay for hips? Man, the hips was$103 ,000 a piece. What? Yeah, hell yeah. Ooh. Well, hold on. You did both sides? I got bilateral. Absolutely. Damn, you got some$200 ,000 hip, what? $200 ,000 hip. That's why they still operational. You know them bad talk? Mean demonstration.

26:50Shannon Sharpe:That's dope, what? Hey, hey, you say, so when you go to the gym, do you hip thrust? You hit the hip thrust machine? Or you do enough of that at home? Yeah. Hey, I do a little. Yeah, I mean, the cover. The cover's pretty heavy. so you know I get up under the cover the cover's pretty heavy that's a weight right there Joe okay what I do is I go get me one of them old 45 pound plates put it on top of the cover slide up under there I just go the opposite way I go like this right here hey hey that's it is a damn$20 ,000

27:20Joe Johnson:hit just imagine if you know if you have a debilitating disease or something you have

27:28Shannon Sharpe:somebody's disease but you know what it cost what it costs uh uh uh uh to get health insurance especially now they can't kick you off i mean they couldn't i don't know if it's still like that chat y 'all have to tell me if that you had if you had a pre-existing condition before they used to have you had a pre-existing condition they can kick you off or they jack it up. Insurance is already high. Now you got a preexisting condition, man, your premium triple. You pay$2 ,500 a month. That thing might go to$7 ,500 a month. Man, there ain't a whole lot of people that can afford out there can afford$9 ,000, you know,$75 ,000,$90 ,000 a year for health insurance, medical insurance.

28:11Shannon Sharpe:Man, there ain't a whole lot of people out there can afford that. That's what putting people in the poll house. Yes, some have made bad decisions, but But some of this is medical. And so I wish these guys become shrewd negotiators and say, look, y 'all want this. Y 'all want this 18th game. We know y 'all want that more than anything. We want some things too. As a matter of fact, we want some things because we didn't get out exactly what we wanted when you got this 17th game. So we want to backtrack. So we're going to supersede the indictment. When you're teeing off and your clients are watching, it's on.

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31:49Shannon Sharpe:Denver unveiled a new menu item at Empire Field at Mile High called the Beast in a Blanket. It's a two-foot grill hot dog with barbecue biscuit, burnt ends, goat cheese, sharp cheddar, puff pastry, crispy onions, jalapeno slices, avocado crema, and mile-high secret sauce. Ocho, tear that up right there. Ocho, eat that whole thing, Joe. Hey, listen.

32:13Joe Johnson:Eat that just like that. But listen, I'm taking all the presentation over there. Yeah, yeah.

32:17Shannon Sharpe:I ain't gonna eat it. Is that bread on there? Is that bread on there? No. Yeah, that's a puff pastry. It's a pastry.

32:25Joe Johnson:Yeah, yeah, hey, Joe. What is that, in Denver?

32:28Shannon Sharpe:In Denver, in Powerfield. You go to town on that, Oto?

32:34Joe Johnson:Yeah, absolutely, Joe. And matter of fact, what I do, I break it in half because it look kind of, it look long.

32:41Shannon Sharpe:Hey, hey, it just - It look long as two foot. What you think? It just gonna have your whole stomach hurting, boy.

32:47Joe Johnson:No, it ain't, Joe. You know, I'm used to that, Joe. So you just wanna eat it raw.

32:51Shannon Sharpe:You just go eat the, oh, so you just go eat the hot dog.

32:55Joe Johnson:Yeah, with the bun, yeah. Well, that's what I always do. Joe, you heard what you said.

33:01Shannon Sharpe:He told you he gonna throw all that stuff away. He just walked the whole lot though.

33:05Joe Johnson:Yeah, that's that. What does photo, that's what I grew up on, Joe.

33:09Shannon Sharpe:Bro, that's two foot, my boy.

33:13Joe Johnson:Yeah, what's wrong with that? Nah, I'm good. That's equivalent of maybe three. Three, yeah, that's equivalent of three hot dogs. Hey, I love, you know, I like, I love me some hot dogs.

33:24Shannon Sharpe:Nah, I'm good. You can have them. I don't know, sir. Nah. Nah, I ain't ashamed of eating hot dogs, but that probably had my stomach hurt. I ain't going to lie to you. You know, I had to watch what I eat when I'm out. I'm ashamed. I don't eat no hot dogs. You know what? I've gone almost 30 years without eating hot dogs. I'm good. I'm good. I'm straight. Hey, what y 'all used to do? Oh, you said 30 years. Okay, 30 years. I can see that. Yeah, Joe, you got to realize. Right, right, right, right. I got you. I ate 35. I got that. Yeah, my bad. Nah, that's too much. And then all that stuff, I can't, I can't, I don't like onions.

34:03Shannon Sharpe:I don't like jalapeno slices. I can't, man, boy, you talking about stomach on fire? Yeah. That boy, that boy, that boy got some acid in his stomach or something, I'm talking about, it breaking it down soon. They call him Gator, cause you know a Gator can eat anything. A Gator can eat a car battery. You don't get to eat anything. You don't nothing hurt you.

34:25Joe Johnson:Hey, you know, catfish too.

34:27Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, nah, I'm good.

34:29Joe Johnson:What about catfish?

34:30Shannon Sharpe:Y 'all eat catfish? Yeah, I eat catfish, but I'm saying they're bottom feed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They bottom feed. Yeah, yeah.

34:37Joe Johnson:They eat anything. And, hey, Joe, I think that's why I never get sick. I never had food poisoning. You know, thank God. Because I eat everything and because I always eat everything. We know you eat everything.

34:47Shannon Sharpe:You heard it, Joe? You heard it right now. And you grew up drinking out that damn water hole, too. then you man hey joe i don't know i'm drunk under water hole too yeah yeah we all did we couldn't go back once we went outside once brandy sent us outside to play you could bring your ass back into the house until it was time to eat lunch and when you went out there after lunch you couldn't bring your ass back in the house until it was tiny they called it supper we called it they called it supper dinner you couldn't bring it you couldn't be right boys stay in the house you let hey you You're letting the flies in and you're letting the air out.

35:20Shannon Sharpe:Boy, look, they ain't play that. No, we letting the flies well. The thing is, we had that screen, Dojo. You know the screen already hanging off. Flies coming in anyway, Grant, I hate to break it to you. They don't need me to open the door. They already got the feet wet right over the top of that screen. But Ocho, we know Ocho either thing. Ocho, they don't even shake no more for Ocho. You know what, he's built up a tolerance where he's immune to a lot of these things. So a lot of stuff that a normal person probably couldn't eat, Ocho, you got that stomach like one of them, yeah, like I was saying, one of them gators, a stomach like that with all that acidic stuff.

36:00Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got this, yeah. Joe, the man don't even ask him to shave no more. No. Shave who? That's what I'm saying, Joe. You know what he told him? I used to eat lollipops off the carpet. I said, what? Oh yeah.

36:20Joe Johnson:Hey, hey, hey, Uncle Joe, I know y 'all played the three second rule in high school now.

36:23Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

36:24Joe Johnson:Play three second rule, yeah, yeah. Hey, listen, somebody knocks a food out your hand

36:28Shannon Sharpe:and hit the floor, you get that thing in three seconds. Depending on what it is, Uncle Joe, depending on what it is. It ain't, yeah, it don't matter what it is.

36:36Joe Johnson:Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, I'm good, Joe, I'm good. Nah, see? See, my immune system has so much practice. That's why I can eat anything. We already know.

36:46Shannon Sharpe:And you do. And you can and you will. From the rooter to the tooter, huh?

36:52Joe Johnson:All the way back. Hey, from north to south. And if you sideways from east to west.

37:00Shannon Sharpe:But it don't make you no bad brother because that's how you get down. I mean, you know. It just make me don't eat behind you or drink behind you. That's all it make me not do.

37:10Joe Johnson:That's right. Hey, you know, it's cool. It's cool. Y 'all know what y 'all miss.

37:14Shannon Sharpe:Because back in the day, Joe, we grew up, hey, somebody drank a cup of water. You had a little game, bro. Let me get a swig of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You knock it down. Not now. That's all around now? No, sir. Reef. Ain't no way between here and the pill and the tincture. I'd rather go do six days in the county and drink a cup of water behind that man.

37:35Joe Johnson:I tell you what, that means it's more for me. That's fine. It's more for me. I ain't got to worry about it. I know y 'all ain't drinking behind him.

37:42Shannon Sharpe:He's a chef. Ocho one of them type, when he take his sip, he leave with his tongue. He leave with his tongue. You hear it? Yeah.

37:50Joe Johnson:Hold on, Uncle Joe, what are you supposed to leave? No.

37:53Shannon Sharpe:No, Joe, see, I'm saying Ocho, that's what I'm talking about.

37:56Joe Johnson:What are y 'all doing?

37:58Shannon Sharpe:Backwash. I mean, you don't even know what happened. Is it water or backwash? He can't even tell. Come on, man. Come on, man. He drank, look at it. Look at where he drank a bottle of water. That much of a foam on the top. And then the water up under the bar. And you think I better draft Joe. Yo.

38:16Joe Johnson:Yo. No.

38:19Shannon Sharpe:I could never.

38:21Joe Johnson:You got to leave with your tongue. You hear me? See, look at it, Joe.

38:24Shannon Sharpe:Hey, listen. It don't surprise me. I already know how the boy get down.

38:29Joe Johnson:Hey, listen. Y 'all rookies, man. Y 'all rookies. I'm cool with being a rookie. Y 'all really don't understand the concept. Me too. I'm undrafted. I'm undrafted rookie.

38:37Shannon Sharpe:I got you. They don't want me on the G. I got you. I got you. Nah, I'm good, Ocho. But you know what? I could have them whoop that up for you. What? That hot dog.

38:55Joe Johnson:Well, you know I ain't finna be all the way out there in Denver. That's too far. That ain't too far. Man, that's a five-hour flight.

39:04Shannon Sharpe:anything first of all when you at the bottom anything is a five-hour flight coming from the yeah yo everything everything is five hours don't show with you that part at the bottom

39:17Joe Johnson:yeah i feel you but you know i'm you're a bra i'm not a bra i'm i like football but i ain't really going to no broncos game you know unless the bangles coming out there to whoop on y 'all or

39:28Shannon Sharpe:man you know last time y 'all got that what we did to y 'all what happened i have a question did joe burrow play it would be the same thing no absolutely so you're so another one oh you want that you want that wrong what oh you want a hot dog you don't want anything on it yeah yeah yeah

39:49Joe Johnson:yeah without all that look at all that stuff that's that's about presentation and just that's unnecessary I don't need all that

39:59Shannon Sharpe:how much it cost I bet that thing high probably$20 that thing more than$20 oh no that fool be high that damn thing probably$40 nah hell nah I'm telling you I'm telling you I say$25

40:25Joe Johnson:tops two foot long and nah yeah probably about 25. you know a hot dog by 11. you see how they dress that thing up man they for boy they finna text you for that i'm looking to see 37.95

40:47oh okay 50 ball for a hot dog

40:57Shannon Sharpe:I told you. Oh, no, man. Hey, y 'all got to understand, baseball cooking was real greasy. Damn, those folks ain't playing. But, hey. That's fine. Hey, you know what? That's what we ought to do. I tell you what. We ought to do what we ought to do. We ought to go to the stadium. We ought to go to the stadium. For the next night, cap outside, we go to the stadium and try different foods. Ocho, you got all the hot dogs.

41:23Joe Johnson:Okay. I like that.

41:25Shannon Sharpe:Joe and I, we'll try something else. Whatever the specialty is there, Ocho got the hot dog. So if y 'all got a hot dog, Ocho got that. But what you call them? The Dodger got the Dodger dog, which is a two-foot dog. The hot dog be sticking out the end of the bun, Joe.

41:43Joe Johnson:Yeah. Yeah, I like that. I like that.

41:48Shannon Sharpe:He's saying, he's like, hey, Lindsey, you know what? Hey, the one thing I like about you, man, you embrace it. You ain't even tripping. You know what I mean? He like, bro, I'm going to eat me a glizzy. And that's just what it is. Yeah.

42:05Joe Johnson:It's when you try to hide it.

42:08Shannon Sharpe:It's when you try to hide it. Like if Uncle's back there eating a glizzy when he always talking about him messing with glizzy, then we'll get on. No, no, no. But the fact that Ocho, Ocho a well-known glizzy eater. I mean, Lizzie Gobbler. You know they got the green gobbler and the Spider-Man. He the next villain in Spider-Man to give the glizzy gobbler. They got a suit already picked out. It's hot dog red.

42:38Joe Johnson:It ain't looking like a good hot dog, man. Everybody's scared of living their truths, man. I ain't got no problem, man. I wear it on my shoulders. That's what's up. I'm happy for you. I wear pride.

42:48Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But guess what? When we go to these county fairs and they got this penis, this old bull, this old bull and onions, and Ojo got to take that knife and cut it, Ojo. Yeah. I'm telling y 'all right now, man, I'm probably going to call Earl that day. I'll just keep it real.

43:07Joe Johnson:That's how we call him. Call him. That's fine. Call him. Hey, this is going to be better for camera.

43:13Shannon Sharpe:See, my enzymes in my stomach ain't like Ojo. Ojo can eat anything. You know what I mean? His stomach gon' digest it. Hell, my stomach ain't gon' digest some of that stuff. I'm just gon' keep it real.

43:25Joe Johnson:That's okay, Joe. That's okay. Hey, Joe, because your stomach can't digest it, that don't make you no bad stuff.

43:32Shannon Sharpe:Hey, you take some Peptoe, some Imodium, something like that, Joe. You'll be okay. And I'll act like he just gon' be okay with all that. Man, you ain't gon' be able to eat that stuff neither. You talkin' about something you used to eat back 30 years ago. Hell, your stomach don't work like that no more neither. Guess what, Joe? You got the vaccine for the measles. You ain't never had them. You got the vaccine for the chicken pox and smallpox. I done built a phytophanist to it. My body already knows how to handle it. Okay. The first thing, you're like, oh, my goodness. Yeah. I'm going to say, oh, my goodness.

44:03Shannon Sharpe:If y 'all look like y 'all enjoying it too damn much, I'm like, oh, my God, this man is really enjoying it. This man is really going to town. This man going for seconds. Oh, my God, he's going for seconds. Yeah. No, no, no, he's going for seconds. that what what time is it a couple of bites a double ain't gonna be no second helping

44:26Shannon Sharpe:so rogue lizzie ain't nothing like it we already know ocho try anything though yeah you need a friend like ocho man i think what you need everybody everybody needs a friend like Like Ocho. If you ain't got you one, get you an Ocho for a free. He'll take one for the team. Hey, you got one life to live. Two. Take one who? Okay.

44:55Joe Johnson:It depends on the situation.

44:57Shannon Sharpe:All right. Back in the day when he was like 17, 18, it didn't matter. Ocho, man. Man, uh-oh, uh-oh, what you look like. Hey, huh? You ain't got nothing no better than that? Nah. Nah, that wasn't that 78.

45:19Joe Johnson:Hey, hey, Joe.

45:21Shannon Sharpe:Joe. I want that voice. That's the best. That's a friend, man, but she cool, man. Cooler than a fan, you know, Joe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, just this one time. And then, guess what? All right, this the last time. I done did this about ten times for you.

45:42Joe Johnson:Hey, Joe, you got to make them feel special, Joe. Yeah. Hey, Joe, she be about to four. I got to have a - Hey, hey, hey, get what? Yeah.

45:49Shannon Sharpe:If you don't get a friend occupied, she going to be hating on you all night. She going to be hating on you all night. You got to get her squared away. So, yeah, you're right. You need that guy on your squad. You can be like, hey, bro, I need you tonight, bro. I need you. Yeah. Yeah. You need that one homeboy to tell her, you ugly, I'm ugly. let's go have some ugly sex. That's all you need. You need that one homeboy that's like that. I know I'm ugly. I'm ugly as a mother. Come on now. You know damn well you're ugly too. I don't know who you are. Come on now. When y 'all all in the car together, how many times do guys come talk to you?

46:29Shannon Sharpe:That's all you need to know. When y 'all in the car together, when it's four or five y 'all together, how many in these four guys, two guys trying to talk to the best looking one, That's for sure. The other two, okay. You last one out. So come on now, stop playing.

46:45Joe Johnson:But you know 17, 18, boy. Yeah, you weren't playing back then, were you?

46:49Shannon Sharpe:Yeah.

46:50Joe Johnson:What? Joe, I ain't, what?

46:51Shannon Sharpe:I already know it, old Joe.

46:53Joe Johnson:No, see, most of the time they see me now. They see the finished product, you know? Right now, you know, I ain't no slouch. But Joe, 17, 18?

47:05Shannon Sharpe:Man, stop. Yeah, look, I ain't never been no model. But I tell you what, I was always an athlete. And the athlete, two things, athletes and musicians could always get women. If they can't do nothing else. Because why? Who got the bad looking women? Rockers. Lenny Kravitz still got them. Mick Jagger. All the old rockers still got them. The rock band, the punk band, the Kisses, all those guys. The foreigner, the journeys, got them. Hey. I'm talking about bikini models, Victoria's Secret models, all of them. Yeah. Go look at those Victoria's Secret models and see who they married to. Athletes the same thing.

47:56Shannon Sharpe:They want them jocks, don't they, man? Yeah, yeah. That don't make it no bad. And your shipment junk came in on Joe? We talking about Rose Sparks. that's your man that arrived at ocho the resident i'm sorry i wasn't supposed to say that my bad if prescribed new sexual health patients get 15 off their first order of rose sparks on a reoccurring plan connect to ro.co slash nightcap to find out prescription rose sparks are right for you hey hey i need to run that i need to run that little i need to run that little y 'all mean you know what i mean i need to run that look yeah okay i need to double back one time run it okay yeah say no more say no more damn damn joe you know what you need to stay out my business man that's all i need you to do just stay out of my business yeah you know that you ain't got to put out my feelings out here i'm trying to talk to up and discreet you know what i'm saying hey hey hey Joe, hey Joe, use some of them toys now.

48:59Shannon Sharpe:Oh, come on. Adelope, Adelope. He just need the package. Joe said if he need the package, he don't need all that other stuff.

49:09Shannon Sharpe:Nah, I'm cool. I'm cool, I'm cool. I see what you got going. You know, you like you got a good thing going. You know, you share your toys to, you know, everybody in chat and you know, everybody. But man, I just, I just don't roll like that. pot not this on you know what i mean like i don't get down like that man yeah oh lord he done he done went out camera joe ain't no telling what this man coming back with hey joe you got to at least get this one joe and although tell me something so this this i put this around her neck oh is that the ball that going to my job show me how to go it goes in the mouth that's the

49:47Joe Johnson:ball i can't put it in my mouth but you know joe got like this show us how it go nah this was this is this was in her mouth so i don't know it might have been hey joe it might have been somewhere else oh man come on i'll put it past it oh you know you know it it work it's it work is that too you know this this can go in the back how when that strap when you got whole little strap thing you posted it's got to wrap on something nah joe you put you start put this what you mean

50:24Shannon Sharpe:yeah you ain't living though hey hey oh joe you see how they have the pigs they had a pig they had the apple in the pig mouth man he got on his nose like he like he bowls on the clown

50:40Joe Johnson:yo you gotta joe i'm telling you man add this you gotta ask him but what's the benefit of it like you ain't telling me nothing like you just telling me you got like help me out all right i mean you use a little combo right joe use the combo take this put this right and then bland blindfold your people then take the roast spars that's a that's a that's a three piece

51:01Shannon Sharpe:you know you gotta take the rose far take the rose far by the by the albifo Yeah. By the hour before. Now, eat you a meal, probably about two and a half hours. The meal will be digested because you want all the excess blood. You want it to go in one location, one central location. You want it to poop. Hey, I think I'm just going to go cold turkey. I ain't going to eat so it can hit my bloodstream real quick. All right, man. Joe, come on, Joe. Now, see, you do it. I'm going to be in a fasted state. That way, when I take it, that thing hit that bloodstream.

51:33Joe Johnson:Ooh. Yes. Yeah, I can see you. Hey Joe, you can see me? See right now? See this is the moment. You got to have awareness though. When you can't see? Yes. Yes. I'm telling you. Let it blind for you Joe. Let it blind for you Joe.

51:52Shannon Sharpe:I'm telling you Joe. Joe you ever been on one of the crooked bridges? Yeah. Drop one of the roast sparks in the water. Hey listen. I don't love those. Talk to them. But why would I wear the blindfold? I don't get it. Joe. Cause they'd be, sometimes Joe, when you wear the blindfold, they be touching you with a feather. They be, you know what I'm saying? They be kissing you on certain spots. You don't know where the next spot they're about to kiss.

52:20Joe Johnson:Yes. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, Joe, tell her get some candle wax. Joe, tell her get some candle wax and pour it in your navel. Like in your navel. what they do hey hey joe again i ain't really that spontaneous like that but you know i'll try

52:40Shannon Sharpe:some stuff but my bad hey no i ain't that they ain't my forte bro you know damn joe it's okay it's okay it's okay yeah so you ain't no belly button no no no no no nothing about none of that

52:56Joe Johnson:oh man damn joe what about what about i what about what ice cream tell me about it

53:05like you get some ice crush crush crush ice stuck on her toes no i ain't been no i ain't never been no toe sucker neither oh joe ain't that what i tried to see that that way i draw the line

53:17Shannon Sharpe:now i i hey hey i draw the line sometimes you gotta draw the line hey like our two shorts say Hey, blow the whistle. Blow the whistle. I'll go on the plate.

53:29Joe Johnson:That's what the ice for is different. No? Mm-mm. Yeah, but ain't y 'all. Unless you got some oxtail gravy I can put over them toes.

53:38Shannon Sharpe:I ain't sucking nothing.

53:41Joe Johnson:The ice, the ice, it gives you a different type of enhancement. Damn.

53:46Shannon Sharpe:Hey, I got the roast barks for enhancement for me.

53:50Joe Johnson:I got you, man. I'm just trying to help.

53:53Shannon Sharpe:But Joe, I got that on the way.

53:57Joe Johnson:Okay, bet, bet, bet.

54:01Shannon Sharpe:With Sunday's final cut approaching to finalize the NFL's 53-man roster, speculation mounts over OBJ's spot on the Giants. Here's what John Harbaugh had to say about OBJ's camp performance. What have you seen from Odell lately? It seems like he's been making more catches and plays in practice. Yeah, I think Odell's had a good camp. But I would say his best week of camp has come this week. He's looked good and made numerous plays, and just like you saw even today, made numerous plays, so he's doing well.

54:40Shannon Sharpe:OBJ has four receptions, 23 yards, zero touchdowns over two games in the preseason. and with season-ending injuries to Calvin Austin III, the Giants are left with Malik Nabors, Malachi Fields, Darnell Mooney, Darius Slayton, and Braxton Barrios. Ocho? Yes, sir. Just saying, a guy that started his career with the career that OBJ had is now fighting for the fifth and final spot.

55:07Joe Johnson:Hey, oh, man, it sucks. It sucks as we age. It sucks for someone like Odell, who was one of the greats at one point, especially the way he started his career. And I think even if Odell is not the same Odell of old, an Odell that gets the opportunities to make plays can still be valuable. He can still be an asset to that team. I'm not sure how healthy Malik Nabors is going to be, but if he can't go week one, I mean, you still have to have someone you can rely on, someone you can rely on or someone that you can go to that is proven. Odell is proven. I mean, when you look at the rest of the supporting cast, how many of those players are proven?

55:49Joe Johnson:I think if Odell gets the opportunities to make plays, he can still make those plays, even though he's not the same Odell in the past. He still can make those plays. So, I mean, that sucks. The fact that he even has to be vying and lobbying for the fifth receiver spot.

56:09Shannon Sharpe:Amen. he still get an opportunity, Anken Ocho. You know, he still gets a chance to go out there and compete for a position, for a spot, to get back to being a New York Giant. I think it's just as we age, you know, the game that we love and that we've played since we were young, bro, since we first started, that desire and that passion to still be out there on the field, it never wavers, bro. It don't matter if you're healthy, if you've been through injuries, especially when you love competing. Yeah. Odell seems like a guy who really loves to compete. Obviously, it looks like he's got his body in some great shape to where he's had a pretty good camp.

56:46Shannon Sharpe:I mean, hell, he probably ain't had a whole lot of targets in these first two games. But, you know, just to be out there catching the ball again, just to be effective, you know what I mean, on the field, I'm sure, you know, he's been elated by that. And I'm sure he would love to make this team. And I think he still has an opportunity.

57:04Shannon Sharpe:Yes. that's one thing man that's why you got to enjoy it and make the most of the opportunity when you're here because eventually we're going to age we're going to age we're going to age out of sports yes it happens to us all no matter how bad we love it um no matter how much we put into it no matter how much it gave it's going to take it's going to give you back but eventually you're going to have to move on that's just the way that's just the way it's about just the way the cookie crumbles. It's the difference between trying to talk to your friends over the music at a bar and having dinner where you can actually hear each other.

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