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24:44Because if you're natural, you shouldn't have any problems anyway. But when you have questions like that in general, it's like, what does it matter?

24:54Shannon Sharpe:I think women get that, Ocho. I think women get surgery for other women. They be trying to get other women. Other women? The guys don't care. No, listen, listen, listen. Women look at each other harder than we look at women. That's a fact. That's a fact. That's a fact. I like it. I like it. When, Ocho, when have you ever gone out and tell me, what the hell does she got on? That's women. Look at that B. She thinks she's something. Yeah. We ain't saying that. Hey, I mean, I've seen some women. I'm like, hey, how the hell? That's lingerie. That's pretty Hollywood. They come out there, I say, ain't nothing left to the imagination.

25:36Shannon Sharpe:The only thing I'm imagining is God have mercy. Yeah, yeah. Boy, when you open this package, is it really that good? Yeah. That's the only thing I'm imagining. She ain't left nothing to the imagination because I see everything. And those that really don't leave anything to the imagination, Unc, I mean, you have two type of women. You have those for fun and those you take serious. Yeah. Now it's up to your discretion to decide who's who. Hello. And based on appearance and how they represent themselves, it's kind of easy to tell what's for what. I mean, it all depends. Now, you know, I let you know dress up for me.

26:16Shannon Sharpe:You know, we not going to go nowhere. I pretend like we going to go somewhere. But you can't go out to hide with that. Oh, and if you say anything based on their appearance and the way they dress, oh, you insecure. Oh, why you trying to control me? Man, please. Go in at the house however you want to, honey.

26:36Shannon Sharpe:But I mean, hey, they put some of that stuff on. I was like, Lord, I can just imagine. Because sometimes I be wanting to see them go out and I just want to in the cut. Because I want to see, because I already know guys will see what I see. Absolutely. I already know they see what I see. Because boy and mama like that. Yeah. I was like, Lord, how good? Talking about stat. Look, I've dated one woman that's ever had a BBL. It wasn't... I didn't know what a BBL was. I'm going to be God honest. BBL, fat transfer, there's so many other names. Tell them what you want to. It was not natural. It felt really natural.

27:27Shannon Sharpe:What?

27:31Yeah.

27:32Shannon Sharpe:Flat out. Flat out. Not long. Not long. But no, I mean, look, I want an educated one. Look, I think the thing is, look, how you treat me? You ain't got to have no PhD. You ain't got to have no masters. I mean, just appreciate me. Be grateful. We can work for you. Hey, that was the key word you just said. You heard that? What you just said? Be grateful. What's that? A lot of people ain't grateful, and they feel entitled, Joe. Man, I know it. Yeah, a lot of them feel entitled, Joe. I know it, old Joe.

28:13Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. Ain't nothing like them basketballs, no boy. You see that basketball, Ocho? I had to cut that basketball in half and stick him in a bag. Like that? That's what it looked like. That's what it looked like right after. I'm talking about. Swift old guard and three white men. I'm talking about if she was standing in front of me, I could see it. I could see it from the. Yes. Absolutely. From the front. I could see it from the front. Yes. Damn. Oh, yeah. I had to look. I said, ain't no weight is real. Because you know, if they had to be males, you could see the indentures. You could see where they were putting their prong in.

28:52Shannon Sharpe:Ain't no prongs. Ain't no cuts. Nothing. I say, ain't no way. She said, it's real. What? Yeah. I had to see for myself. And hey, I say, I'm talking about a broad day. Open the shades. I say, hey, I got neighbors. I say, they ain't looking. She played the sport. No, just naturally just built like that. Yeah. You know, it's a lot of pieces. She was about five. She was about 5 '1". Oh. She a little bell pepper. Compact. Hey. You know, fun side. Oh, you walking around. Hey, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You walking around the room. Hey, throw over your shoulder like Santa in a backpack.

29:44Shannon Sharpe:You walkin' around on your arm like a bag of grocery. You know what I'm sayin'? You got a bag of grocery, ta-da, that's what you got.

29:56Shannon Sharpe:Then one, I was gonna say, Lord, I couldn't believe it. Two, two in my life that's been like that. Two in my life. The rest are like, okay. But I had a gymnast one time, I dated a gymnast. She must've been like, 4 '11", huh? Yeah, cause they all small. She was five foot tall. I'm talking about when I say she was abbed up.

30:27Shannon Sharpe:She had one.

30:34Shannon Sharpe:Narrow it down. I think, I mean, look, we've all, we've all, you know, had our share and had some fun times. I got, it's fine. I'm not so sure she might not be 2, 3, or 3, or 4, or 5, as far as body. Okay, I see what you mean, yeah. I'm talking, well, look here. If you've never seen a gymnast body up close, it don't even see you. Now, it's not everybody's cup of tea, because it's like this here. Their body's hard. Yeah.

31:13Shannon Sharpe:So I like a little bit more, you know, a little bit more, you know. Yeah, I know what you mean. But it ain't. I'm like, good God almighty. And like I said, Ocho, she's like five foot tall. She probably weighed.

31:32Shannon Sharpe:She probably won. Because this was like two years after she had stopped doing it. She probably weighed 135, 140. She was solid. Well put together, though. I already knew it. Stack like dirty laundry. I already knew it. Hey, I'm not even going down memory lane. I'm happy. Yeah, because you know what, Ocho? You almost made me do something. You had me the other day. I almost called somebody. I ain't talked to them in 15 years. See, that's what's so good about the show. Got you reminiscing. It ain't got me reminiscing. I'm glad most of the time I just delete the number. because I ain't been to do that.

32:14Shannon Sharpe:Hey, go ahead and reach out, man. I ain't reaching out enough. You might as well. I'm very happy. Uh-oh. Hey, hey, hey. I like the way you folded your arms. I like that. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. Hey, okay. Hey, hey. Those that know won't tell. Those that tell won't know. I got you.

32:40Shannon Sharpe:Boy, that was tied over. Well, red is high. Red is high. It's my five. Like five. Five. If you roll them down, I tell you, hey, my five, I got a Jordan. What? A Kobe. A LeBron. What? A Reed. Yes. Yes, Lord. Yes, Lord. I can't even say nothing. But I'm ready. I'm ready. Wait. We know three. We know three. Hey. I got something. But see, that's the thing, Ocho. It's the one that we know three, but some of the ones that we don't know, that's what people don't realize. Boy, and then there's certain people where I know you can't be seen with them in public because of what they have going on. It's a whole...

33:30You ain't gonna tell me nothing. You ain't gonna tell me nothing. You ain't gonna tell me nothing. Man.

33:34Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean, that's a basketball. If I put together an Olympic roster, I got Michael Phelps. I got Usain Bolt. I got Carl Lewis. I got Sidney McLaughlin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on now. That's what I got. That's what I got. Hey, Joe. LeBroni. Yeah, that's what I got. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I seen Michael Phelps yesterday. A football roster, I got Brady. What? I got Manning. I got Jerry Rice. I got Barry Sanders. Hey, boy, you got a bad team, boy. Just a five. but just five. I don't want to take five. But I'm saying that five, I'll put my star in five against anybody. Oh, you don't want to bet none?

34:19Shannon Sharpe:Anybody. Anybody. Yeah, okay. You don't have it. Big A, big N, big Y, big B, big O, big D, big Y. You don't want no part of that game. Anybody. Okay. Oh, shit. Boy, look at that. I was hell without wealth. I ain't well no more.

34:50Shannon Sharpe:I ain't well no more. I ain't healthy, y 'all. I ain't no good. I ain't no good. All right, here we go. Aaron says, I must be in an alternate universe because ain't no way my bingos really made a blockbuster trade. Ocho? Oh, yeah. Yes, we have. Yes, we have. Yes, we have. And listen, it's all for the better. This is uncharacteristic for our franchise. It's uncharacteristic for Mike Brown to do something like this. Very. And all this says is that message was heard loud and clear in riddle format that Joe Burrow said when things weren't going so well and he was frustrated. Therefore, to keep Joe happy, to make sure we continue to build not just around him, but around us as a team collectively so we can compete year in and year out, Mike Brown is making those moves to make sure those things happen.

35:45Whether we like the trade or not, whether we like it or not, we have to make the necessary – because we need to win now. We need to win now.

35:52Shannon Sharpe:Got to send a message to the team like, hey, well, we trying. Ron, for me, ISO, do you train any kids? If so, how do I sign up? Ocho, you have to get that Blue Talisman Lemonite, I guess, Creed Aventuras. I guess that's a cologne. Hold on, hold on. You said Blue Talisman? Hold on. Hold on. Look at my bag right here, right? You see my bag on? Look what I pull out of.

36:25That's that Blue Talisman? Blue Talisman, yeah. Yeah, that's what I wear.

36:31Shannon Sharpe:Okay. Yeah. Hey, I see you with your little go-yard, little travel bag. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Joe, so that's why I be smelling like woo-hoo-ha-ha. Okay. Hey, Joe, I carry my Altoids when I smoke. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Hold on. I got my cigars in here. I got my earbuds. Your cigars in your toiletry bag? Yeah. No, that's not my toiletry bag. My toiletry bag and my suitcase. Oh, okay. This is for my cigars and my charging stuff. Oh, okay. My earbuds. Okay. Yeah. I got an extra pair of sunglasses. Okay. Yeah, you know, depending on what I'm wearing, you know. Yeah, yeah. I already know you come prepared.

37:11Shannon Sharpe:You ain't playing no game. Oh, yeah. Hey, Joe, when it's time to put that shit on, boy, Joe, I don't play, Joe. Yeah, I already know it. I already know. You asked great questions on the spot. Where did that talent come from? When I went to CBS, I got them to send me everything. that every interview Ed Bradley ever did for 60 Minutes. He was my favorite. Also, Matt Lauer, I love their interview style. I'm not talking about anything that may or may not have happened. I'm talking about just the interview style. Ed Bradley, he was my favorite. I like Mike Wallace all the time. Sometimes Mike Wallace can get a little confrontational, but I love Ed Bradley, how smooth he was interviewing people.

37:54Shannon Sharpe:And I think the thing is for me is that, Ocho, I'm trying to ask questions that I think if somebody was in this chair they would want to know. They would want to ask. Ocho, you guess what? You know we had the cowboy on. What was the name? John? The cowboy on Thursday. The young dude. Like 20 years old? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Crimber. What was the name? John? I can't remember. Ocho, you know what they had to say? Do you know what people said? somebody said you know people give me calls and they say man I know so much I mean I've got to be the best because I know everything you know a little bit about everything the way he was talking to myself about oh Google can you tell the people we had no idea he was gonna come on his handler as look at me it's like absolutely and what we don't have we didn't even have time to understand they got us if they know your background if they know you come from, then you know about bulls.

38:54And then when it comes to me and the little bit that I know about bulls is the fact that I rode. So when I did... You rode one. You got to the back of one. That's why I know some of the names and some of the stuff when we talked about it. So you a little bit more extensive, have more of an extensive knowledge when it comes to them based on your background and upbringing. If you grew up in this country,

39:14Shannon Sharpe:Ocho, you ain't got no choice. You grew up on a farm. And so you know where the Charlotte is. You know where the Brahmin is. You know the different kind of red angles, black angles, a center Gertrude. You know what that is. You know the crosses. Same thing with a pig. Whether it's a Hampshire, a Durrock, a Yorkshire, a Chester White, a Kentucky Blue Butt, a Poland Chester. You know if it's a chicken, a Rhode Island Red, a Guinea. You know because you know why? Because you grew up around it. Y 'all can't get mad because y 'all grew up in, y 'all didn't grow up on a farm and you don't, y 'all didn't watch the PBR.

39:50Shannon Sharpe:I watched it. I know about Bodacious. I know about the Bulls. I know what they do. So I don't know why instead of saying, man, you know what? That's pretty good. You automatically go, oh, chat GPT or Google. No, ain't no Google. That's knowledge. If we had somebody come in about the Tour de France, I could sit down and have a conversation with them. Whether it's about Bernard Eno, Miguel Indurain, Lance Armstrong, it does not matter. Because I watch sports. NASCAR, when we get guys on NASCAR and we have Bubba Wallace on, go back and look at the interview that I did with Bubba Wallace on Club Shea Shea.

40:29Shannon Sharpe:Guys, I'm a sports fanatic. And when I know I got to do something, wrestling. We grew up, my grandfather drugged me and my brothers to the Civic Center in Vidalia, small venues, and we watching Georgia Championship Wrestling. Because as I said, it was regional. I don't forget a whole lot. I don't and I'm sorry y 'all think and look yeah sometimes we have to do research but when it's prompted like that we don't get a chance to do no damn research because his handler asked could he come on asked like Shannon they asked could he come on how old you think his kid is I was like hell he look like he about 10-60 I was like Ocho what you think Ocho like yeah come on next thing you know he's up there sitting down talking so guys when it comes to like farm stuff I took agriculture I did because it was easy because guess what I grew up on a farm so when it came to chicken and hogs and cattle and things like that and post emergence and pre emergence I knew about it fertilizing and crop tilling and rotation I'm sorry guys that it doesn't mean you know why because it doesn't mean anything to y 'all but what i don't know about i don't know i know a little bit about everything but what i know i know a whole lot about a whole lot because you know why i study i research so when you start talking about her talking to bob baffert it's great to have friends in the industry like bob baffert he and i talk He's like, damn, you know a lot about horse racing.

42:14Shannon Sharpe:I said, no, I don't get into it. They cost too much. Hell nah. They eat too damn much. And they cost too much to house the grass. I don't want no part of no horse. They call it the sport for kings for a reason. I ain't no king. My last name ain't king, and I ain't got no crown. That's Joe. Joe got the crown right now. I don't want no part of that. but we going to the PBR when it comes to Las Vegas in November. Hold on, I'm riding, right? Okay. That's between you and that damn boom. No, no, no. Listen, I'm not passing up that opportunity to get on another one. And that'd be perfect content for us because they ain't no...

42:58Who else going to do some shit like that except my crazy ass?

43:01Shannon Sharpe:Damn, sure it ain't going to be me. It ain't going to be me. That's going to be dope. I can't wait for that. I'm barely getting around now. I got two nice heels. My heels working good. Hey, I'm going to get a nice vest with the nightcap logos and, you know, the brand sponsors on that thing, on my vest and on my helmet. Hey, I'm sure somebody has a bull. Like I said, I don't know what type of bull is going to be. I'm going on the rank bull. I don't want them bringing nothing to the show that they don't need to. Maybe it's a sharp rate. Maybe it's a tariff. Maybe it's another cross. Hey. Either way, I'm getting on it.

43:39Hey, Joe.

43:40Shannon Sharpe:What's up? You want a big bull or you want a little bull? Come on, man. I'm 6 '3". Now you know I can't be no little bull. I ain't gonna look like it. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. I want to show you this visual of what I'm gonna do to you. Hey, Chad. Look at this visual, though. Hey, Chad. Hey, pull that video. Hey, watch this.

44:07Shannon Sharpe:Get up Joe Get up Joe Damn So the jab With the overhead He tried to cover up It ain't matter Too much power Ocho Ocho And then your ass woke up Cause ain't no way in here Hey Hey Joe You ain't gonna You ain't gonna understand until you feel that power, Joe. Man, all right. Hold up. Lee Mason said, Uncle Iso need to take Ocho advice. Not shying for a week and eating grocery, man. Ocho, the truth. Praise God. Man, Ocho, I didn't know this. Hey, just because he agreed with you, don't say, hey, look, he nasty just with you. Hey, no, he tried it. Hey, Uncle Joe, he's telling you, listen, I experienced something that Ocho told me to do.

44:52I've never done it before, but I did it. Ta-da. Now he feel like a different man. I'm telling you,

44:58Shannon Sharpe:You got, Ocho, to be honest with you, Ocho, you got a better chance of me eating than not taking a shower. I ain't going to date without a shower. No, okay, I got you. I got you. I'm just trying to save, I'm trying to help you save money on your water bill. Hey, just shower for no reason just to be doing it, just run up your water bill and you're wasting money. I got a pool. I go jumping. Yeah, dude, Ocho tripping. That ain't happening. Hey, I'm just trying to help y 'all, man. No, we don't want no help. Joe might want to. No, no, no. Don't put Joe in there. Joe don't want to. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe.

45:32I'm telling you, Joe. I'm trying to take you to different levels, Joe. You hear me?

45:36Shannon Sharpe:I like the level I'm on right now. This level here. Exactly. I'm pretty good. I'm exactly where I'm going. Y 'all on the bottom level. Y 'all on the bottom level. I need y 'all to graduate. That's okay. Hey, y 'all in kindergarten. I need y 'all to get to 12th grade. At some point, you got to want to improve and add some tools to your toolbox. Guess what? I got the Michael Jackson syndrome. I don't ever want to go up. I'm Pinocchio. Damn it. I would have still killed him. I ain't fooling with you, Ocho. All right. Man, y 'all Ocho out of the damn bag. Rich and right fam. What's up, big three? Congrats on you.

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49:49Shannon Sharpe:Two meal. I'm overseas subscriber, originally from Mississippi. Retired Army, nibbling in Japan. Always love what Iso shouts out his aunt who was in the military. For all three, did you enjoy playing games overseas? Ocho, you play overseas? I ain't never get to play overseas. The only time I was overseas to watch a damn soccer game. it's different I just didn't like traveling I mean I played in Japan twice went to Australia, went to Barcelona went to Berlin, went to Mexico yeah we was over in China we was over there in China for like a month damn, a month? playing USA basketball oh ok ok we was over there for a minute and the thing is You going all the way over there, Joe, and you probably playing five, six plays.

50:41Shannon Sharpe:Hey, look. I'm eating McDonald's every day. Hey, Joe. There we go. I got you on the program. That's the thing I can relate to, Ocho, when we got over there. I'm like, man, what was it? Man, listen, they brought out a hog. I can't make this up, dog. They brought out a hog. We all went to eat one night. They brought out a whole entire head, everything. And they were scooping stuff from the back of them and putting them on. You know, he think I should say. He was tender. Yeah. Hey, Joe, from the back? Yeah, old Joe. Yeah, you should have ate that, Joe. No, sir. No, sir. You should have ate that, Joe.

51:18Shannon Sharpe:I couldn't get paid. I'm talking about old Joe. They rolled him out. I'm talking about a big hog, too. I'm talking about the whole head and everything. Scooping from the back and just putting on people's plays. I said, oh, no, sir. Man, look here. That's how they do it. And, you know, you go someplace. I was, they give you one. I was like, bro, one cube of ice. Man, no. Then I was like, could I have more ice? Then they give you one more cube.

51:49Shannon Sharpe:And the eggs be all ready. I was like, nah, nah, bro. Y 'all can put them back in the pan, bro. Hey, I want mine a little more firmer than that. I know. It's different over there now. It's a real coaching shot. Yeah, no. Hey, hey, Joe, you know what you need to do? What's up, bro? Hey, I need y 'all to do this too, right? I'm going to send y 'all some swing sets. You hear me? What? If y 'all don't listen, if you don't want to do the groceries and all that, I'm going to start you on the beginning level that you can use with your partner and you hang the swing set in your doorway in the house. I seen one of them.

52:22Yeah, Joe. I'm going to send you a swing set. I got some. I made some swing sets. Oh, you make them? Joe, I got a whole, yeah. It really ain't too much that you don't do any, man. Nah, hey, nah, Joe. And I want you to graduate to the point where your girl, you know, she put the strap on. Joe? What you mean she put the strap? What you mean? For you, Joe. Put what on?

52:43Shannon Sharpe:Whoa, whoa, whoa. So now you're going too far. Hey, chat. Thank you for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. Y 'all, man, I lost this damn mind. We about to end this. Man, we about to end this stream here. We're going to cancel him off, for real. He did not a podcast. I don't know if it's because it's getting late or what, But this boy getting out of pocket. Yeah, I don't know what it is. He must have been dragging too. Oh, man, he is tripping. I might need to get me another swig. He is tripping. Man, hell no. Man, what's wrong with it? Nah, man. Hey, trying to bait us with stuff, trying to see if we cool with it.

53:18Shannon Sharpe:Hell no. Nah, yeah, yeah. He just throwing it out there. Nah, bro. Nah, I'm good. I ain't been on a swing since I was in elementary school. And I'm good. I don't plan on getting on one. And the old lady, she ain't gonna get no word either. So we good. Nah, nah, nah. Hell nah. No, strap on. Boy, please. Oh. But y 'all... What's wrong with you, man? Y 'all don't like it, Vince? No, no, no, no. Hey, y 'all, you ever seen The House on the Prairie? Nah. No? Yeah, okay. The book by Laura Ingalls Wilde. Yeah, I know. Okay, I'm just trying to, you know, trying to see, you know, what y 'all comfortable with, man.

54:03If y 'all not ready for that, then... I ain't never been that comfortable. I ain't never be that comfortable.

54:08Shannon Sharpe:I ain't comfortable with it neither, Ocho. Okay, my bad. I ain't want to make y 'all uncomfortable. We're going to have to cancel you, bruh. Yeah, we're... What this man talk about? Hey, look. You know how you been hanging out with guys for so long and they going to say some wild stuff? All right, now. It's time you go to bed, brother. Yeah, because, hey, hey, that's why I don't have nobody be getting high and, you know, be drinking. Because, you know, you get high and start drinking, you start sitting like, I sure hope you high right now. But I don't know. Hey, listen, but I'm just saying, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you what they always say.

54:51Don't knock it till you try it.

54:52Shannon Sharpe:Come on, man. Well, I knocked it. No? And I'm going to knock hell out of somebody to try it. Come on, man. I'm going to try it. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. Just one time. Tell him one time. Oh, Joe. Okay, okay, okay. My bad. Yeah, okay. All right. Come on. Okay, Joe. Just tell him. Joe, this man, he done went from back there to eating toes and all kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Joe. Just start with the butt plug, Joe. Tell her start with the butt plug. Tell your wife. I mean, like a rookie. For her, right? No, for you. Oh, man, come on. Get this man off the street. Get this man off the street. Come on, man.

55:33Shannon Sharpe:Ass, cut him out. Yeah, we have to cut his street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Joe, I'm going to have to give you a secret time. We're going to start the phone here. By the time he come on, you're going to give me 20 minutes in the chat. He's tripping tonight. I don't know what's wrong with you. Yeah, yeah. Hey, it's all about living. That's all. No, I don't want to live. Yeah. If I die tomorrow, because that ain't ever happened, I'm good. I'm good.

56:09Shannon Sharpe:Levin, never felt so good. Shannon, you should get Dr. Umar on Club Shay Shay. I seen him probably about a month ago.

56:23In Atlanta?

56:24Shannon Sharpe:I seen him in the airport, yeah. In Atlanta. Oh, okay. I ain't seen nothing, though. He ain't seen me. He didn't see me, see him. Right. Ah, Daniel Wells. Can we get Issa on the show full time during football season? We love to get his input on the Cowboys weekly. When the Cowboys episode weekly. Look, when we get nice now, I don't want to hear none of that. Because they're going to, hey, we're going to be for sure better than them Bengals. Whoa. Probably going to be better than them Ravens too, huh? We probably going to be better than them Ravens. What about the Broncos? Man, what team you going to roll?

57:03Shannon Sharpe:What team you rolling with?

57:08Shannon Sharpe:So I just want to make sure I hear you correctly. So you only root for the Hawks. You don't root for the Heat or the Nets? No, I root for some other teams too. Yeah, I'm just saying. I'm saying you're going to have to pick which one of your teams you really want. So I'm going to have one team. Hey, look, because I know that. Y 'all see this man, I know how to do. I noticed how Ocho here act like he with the Patriots because he played that little stand with the Patriots. He going to act like he with the Patriots if they winning. You know what I mean? I never did. Never did that, Joe. Yes, you did when they just played.

57:43Shannon Sharpe:When they beat the Broncos. That was just for one day. I was with them that one day because I wanted them to win that game. But I never, because I didn't do anything when I was really there, I never put myself, you know, as a part of that team. I never do that. I ain't doing that when I was there. Hey, well, y 'all got me crying, bro. You got yourself. Hey, tell the Rockets we won't bring Luka back if they don't bring KD back. Oh, no. Hey, if they keep it like this here, we're going to have a pretty good series, but Lakers going to win. Oh, yeah, for sure.

58:28Shannon Sharpe:Man, Ocho, I don't know what Ocho, man. Like I said, Ocho, you know what? We got the band. T.S. Carbwire Detail Service. Denver in five. My grandpa told me keep prayers on my lips. Yep. Joe, he said Denver in five. You got the Timberwolves. Timberwolves coming back. Yeah, I got Timberwolves. I got them winning this series. I do.

59:01Shannon Sharpe:Mack Robinson, Ocho, tell us about the wide receiver workshop. I've seen video on YouTube, and Chase and Ricky was looking good. Yeah, obviously, I think the videos you're seeing right now is probably the workshop from last year. My wide receiver workshop this year is May 11th through May 13th. we got Xavier Leggett I got some confirmed people my guy who I really want there Xavier Leggett, Keon Coleman Tank Dale will be there obviously your normal your normal star receivers Chase and T. Higgins I'm hoping C.D. Lamb and Pickens A.J. Brown, Devontae Smith I'm hoping they're able to come obviously I also have to worry about OTAs so I don't think most of them will be able to come because I'm doing wide receiver workshop this year.

59:49The 11th through the 13th is Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. So some people might have obligations with OTAs, but I'm going to have a good group of guys out there, man, to work with, to politic with, and talk about game, you know, and their craft. So I'm excited. I'm excited for this year. And when is this again, Ocho? May 11th through the 13th, down here in Miami. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Second annual, second annual.

1:00:14Shannon Sharpe:Kylie said, Ocho, do you think who do you think will step up Hugo spotting France national team for the World Cup now that he's out with it to warn Achilles yeah he went down he tore his Achilles this past week as far as I mean at the nine I'm not sure and the funny thing about it is France is so stacked they're so stacked they're not going to miss a beat they're not gonna miss a beat even though he was a enormous presence at the nine um they're gonna be all right they're gonna be all right i mean we look at we look at we look at world cup teams top to bottom france has no weakness even with egetique going down

1:01:03you sure about that man hey hey hey france is like uh in basketball terms it's like okc damn wow every spot every position yeah them boys loaded

1:01:19Shannon Sharpe:what you call them I mean the last World Cup with Messi that was a good game boy that was a good game that was an incredible game now see if games like that but now what you call them we got to watch because we got we got the World Cup so boss man for all three kings what is a moment that changed how you saw yourself as a competitor?

1:01:50Would it be me or ISO?

1:01:52Shannon Sharpe:It was probably back in 2005 playing with the Suns. When I broke my orbital bone, Uncle Ocho, I missed, you know, I could have really just set out the rest of their playoffs, but I thought we had a real chance of winning it. And I came back in probably, it was less than two weeks. I blush, I read and everything. I'm talking about with that mask on, couldn't breathe. It was so uncomfortable. But I did what I did, brother, try to help us get over the hump. Damn. Shit, I been new. All them damn injections.

1:02:41Shannon Sharpe:Hell, I shot my Achilles up in the middle. Ah. Damn. Right in the Achilles. Back there? I had tendinitis, and I shot it up. Didn't even think twice about it. Whew. Damn. Man, look here. I had to get it. Look here. Mary Porter had to get up out of that situation. By any means necessary, huh? Any means, bro. I ain't think. Look, I worry about all that thing. And now I'm to the bridge that all those doctors told me that, hey, I told them I was going to cross that bridge when I get there. I'm at the bridge. I'm at the bridge, and I got to cross it. It is what it is. Rich and Rich, can y 'all give me a birthday shout-out?

1:03:23Shannon Sharpe:27-year-olds from Luterrock. I'm a welder looking to get back into automotive school. Any advice? Well, first of all, Rich and Rich, happy 27th birthday. Hopefully you did something fun today. Happy birthday, bro. Happy birthday, bro. Just do it. Tell me, you know, any advice? You want to go, hey, you're in welding school. You want to get back to automotive school? Just do it. Lock in. I don't know if there's something that you can do at night. I mean, because obviously you don't want to give up, you know, a paying job just to go back to school. But if there's any way that you can do both, you do it.

1:03:56Shannon Sharpe:And if you want to do it bad enough, you can do both. Hello.

1:04:03Shannon Sharpe:From the Ravens fans, up. is old as hell is old as hell and the real Ocho is LJ.

1:04:17What that mean?

1:04:18Shannon Sharpe:I am old. Keep on living, Glenn. You realize at a certain point in your life the only thing left to do is old. That's right. Keep on living. Sexy Ed Boyd, would you rather spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house? We like to spend the what? Would you rather spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house? Give me the haunted house. You ain't doing it. Spend no day a week in the woods. I'm going to the forest. You going to the forest over the haunted house, Ojo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A week? Yeah, a week. Yeah, I ain't never been in the forest like that boy growing up in the city, so I want to see what that forest life be like for a week.

1:05:02Shannon Sharpe:I think that one night 100 hours for me I'm gonna get out the way yeah

1:05:10Shannon Sharpe:I'm with you Joe Samuel Grant butt and mouth is crazy I was just trying to figure out what happened they're gonna trade for Giannis and they're gonna trade for Jabba Rant so I'm just trying to figure out how they gonna pay for it that's a good one I got to use that.

1:05:39Shannon Sharpe:And Capelot, Ocho, can Dexter pick up the slack now that Hendricks is gone? You're going to have to. Yeah. Because normally, Ocho, you know this, and Joe, when you lose a player, you try to replace it. That's why you want draft picks back. So when you gave away your draft picks, he's going to have to because that guy that you was going to pick, you're going to be counting on him to come in and do it. And the funny thing about it, Trey Hendrickson is gone, right? So we also need Shamar Stewart, who went early last year. Yes, last year's number one pick. And show up based on where he was picked.

1:06:17We need some of that production to pick up as well. So I'm looking for a big season from him next year and to prove his worth on why he was picked so early. and I know it's still early. We still have the draft coming up. So I'm excited, man. I'm excited. I can be optimistic. I should be optimistic because we're doing things that are uncharacteristic of us as a team and organization. So I'm excited for us.

1:06:46Shannon Sharpe:Looking at this trade between the Bengals and the Giants, Harry Roseman is sitting back with his feet kicked up. We want a boat for AJ. They do. I think the thing is that they're waiting. It might be a situation kind of like the Cowboys for pickings, Ochoa, where they trade after June 1st because of the cap ramifications. Yeah, I can see that potentially happen, but I think it'd just be best for everybody just to go on their separate ways.

1:07:16That's just me personally, but hey, we'll see.

1:07:21Shannon Sharpe:That completes this episode of Nightcap. The four home teams all won. Denver won 116-105. The Knicks won 113-102. Los Angeles won 107-98. And the Cavaliers won 126-113. So we got the Celtics that play tomorrow. We got OKC that play tomorrow. San Antonio. So everybody that didn't play today, play tomorrow. Y 'all know who I am. I'm your favorite uncle. There's my partner and co-host, Liberty City's own, a former pro bowler and an all-pro from the Cincinnati Bengals. He's excited. They traded for Dexter Lawrence. That is Chad Ochocinco Johnson, the third member of the Big Three. Y 'all see him. Seven-time NBA all-star from the Atlanta Hawks.

1:08:11Shannon Sharpe:They're in a 1-0 hole, but he still believes they can come back and win. University of Arkansas alum, that is ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit those subscribe buttons. Please make sure you hit the like button. and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcasts from. Thank you guys for your support. It really means a lot to us because none of this is possible without you. So everyone here at Nightcap, Ocho, Iso, and everybody behind the scenes, thank you for your eyes, ears, and your word of mouth. Those looking to purchase a bottle of shade by LaPortier, head over to LaPortierCognac.com to purchase you a bottle if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you.

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