In short
The hosts react to the Colts’ social media posts mocking Tua Tagovailoa, discuss Falcons quarterback/rookie outlooks (including Zachariah Branch and other additions), then pivot into a rapid-fire Q&A and debates (Hall of Fame arguments, motivation, phobias like tripophobia, and food challenges), plus sports talk about injuries and matchups.
Guests/backgrounds
No formal guests are introduced. The episode features the “Big 3” hosts, including Ocho, Unk, and Chad Johnson (referred to as “ISO”/“close up”), with Joe also speaking at times. They reference personal backgrounds in acting/TV, sports careers, and family life.
Key claims
- Colts social team “did Tua dirty” with a viral clip.
- Falcons rookie Zachariah Branch and other weapons (Kyle Pitts, Bijan Robinson, Drake London) make Atlanta “gonna be alright,” though fans worry about hits.
- Tiki Barber should be in the Hall of Fame (yardage/production cited).
- Tripophobia (aversion to clusters of small holes) is real and causes physical discomfort.
Notable examples
- Q&A “start/bench/cut” debates: Aretha Franklin vs Patti LaBelle vs Chaka Khan vs Diana Ross; also Death Row vs Cash Money vs No Limit.
- Texans talk: Jaden Higgins out for the season; Zay Flowers and Sterling Shepard added; question whether Tank Dell is ready.
- Food/“gross” talk includes mountain oysters/bull testicles and tripophobia imagery.
Written by AI. May contain mistakes. Listen to the episode to check what was said.
Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOColts Social Team's Creative Tactics
0:00 to 0:34
Discover how the Colts social team recently engaged fans in a witty way.
“When you're moving like I do, you don't always get a lot of lead time.”
Colts Social Team's Creative Tactics
2:10 to 2:55
Discover how the Colts social team recently engaged fans in a witty way.
“This is Erin Andrews from Calm Down with Erin and Carissa.”
Colts Social Team's Creative Tactics
3:09 to 4:50
Discover how the Colts social team recently engaged fans in a witty way.
“He can get that motherfucker, by my hand.”
Quarterback Prospects for the Falcons
4:51 to 6:08
Discuss the potential of the Falcons' quarterback and supporting players.
“I'll be a little worried I ain't gonna lie to y 'all alright it's time for our final segment of the evening it's time for Q and A Big three, this is going to cause a fight.”
Music Debate: Who's the Best?
6:09 to 8:08
Engage in a debate over legendary female artists and their rankings.
“Hey, you ever seen pictures of Shaka Khan when she was younger?”
Life Motivation and Hustle Stories
8:09 to 14:00
Hear personal stories about motivation and the hustle for success.
“And I think the thing is, that's why it's so difficult.”
Finding Motivation in Life Choices
14:00 to 18:10
Discussing how to stay motivated through various jobs and life circumstances.
“I'm trying to get a little fat dollars, Joe.”
Finding Motivation in Life Choices
18:15 to 19:39
Discussing how to stay motivated through various jobs and life circumstances.
“Today's hottest sports story is presented by On Nicotine Pouches.”
Finding Motivation in Life Choices
19:44 to 20:46
Discussing how to stay motivated through various jobs and life circumstances.
“Chris Cyborg, one of the greatest in history.”
Reflections on Aging and Football
20:47 to 28:00
Conversing about aging, personal milestones, and hypothetical sports scenarios.
“Something good is going to happen for you.”
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Growing Up with Snakes
28:00 to 28:39
The hosts share stories about snakes and their invasive nature in Florida.
Gators and Golf Courses
28:39 to 29:51
Discussion about alligators and their coexistence with humans in Florida.
“Ocho, you don't see no gators down there?”
Joaning and Irregularities
29:51 to 31:09
The hosts humorously discuss joaning and the social dynamics around physical irregularities.
“Yeah, it don't make your skin, your flesh crawl?”
Celebrating Viewers
31:09 to 33:16
The hosts celebrate viewer engagement and share birthday wishes.
“Hey, he should have stayed and mind his business.”
Sports Family Ties
33:16 to 33:54
Discussion about Carl Malone's son and the impact of family in sports.
“And thank you, wifey, for getting on here and giving him a shout-out.”
Movie Recommendations and Preferences
33:54 to 35:49
The hosts share movie recommendations and personal preferences for genres.
“Go see a current movie, then do a review on the show.”
Fish versus Squirrel
35:49 to 36:45
A humorous debate on the taste of fish compared to squirrel as food.
“Just because it's in a creek doesn't mean it's bad quality.”
Food Preferences and Textures
36:45 to 37:34
The hosts discuss their aversion to certain food textures, particularly fish.
“Like every time I'm thinking, I can't even visualize the image.”
Eyeballs and Eating Competitions
37:34 to 39:28
The hosts discuss extreme eating challenges, including eyeballs.
“Man, a good old mess of squirrel, Joe, over fish?”
Cultural Eating Practices
39:28 to 41:20
Discussion about cultural practices related to eating different types of food.
“can you imagine biting in an eyeball and it...”
Mountain Oysters and Food Challenges
41:20 to 42:00
The hosts joke about mountain oysters and challenge each other on food consumption.
“Chad knew exactly what I was talking about.”
Discussing Jordan Tyson's Injury and Food Preferences
42:00 to 43:30
The hosts talk about the injury of Jordan Tyson and their culinary challenges related to mountain oysters.
“Hey, they don't care about nothing else, huh?”
Start, Bench, Cut: Death Row vs. Cash Money vs. No Limit
43:30 to 46:30
The hosts engage in a lively debate about the top hip-hop labels and their iconic artists.
“I know plenty of places in Colorado that still serve them.”
Start, Bench, Cut: Death Row vs. Cash Money vs. No Limit
47:23 to 48:46
The hosts engage in a lively debate about the top hip-hop labels and their iconic artists.
“Choosing On Plus nicotine pouches over rough corners and edges.”
Final Thoughts on Hip-Hop and Personal Anecdotes
48:50 to 56:00
The hosts reflect on their favorite artists and share personal stories related to their careers.
“Strong hands built America and kept it running for 250 years.”
Cincinnati Game Day Plans
56:00 to 57:29
The hosts share their excitement about an upcoming game and birthday wishes.
“That report card that had that elf on it.”
Cleanliness in Relationships
57:30 to 1:02:59
A lively discussion about cleanliness habits and their impact on relationships.
“I mean, man, so many people don't even care.”
Individual Preferences in Relationships
1:03:00 to 1:08:31
Exploring the differences in personal habits and preferences in relationships.
“Because to Kara Williams, you know, to Kara, she was on my part and she said, you know, I don't pass gas around my, she said, I don't think that's cool.”
Individual Preferences in Relationships
1:09:22 to 1:10:32
Exploring the differences in personal habits and preferences in relationships.
“Thank you guys again for joining us for another episode of Nightcap.”
Individual Preferences in Relationships
1:11:38 to 1:11:59
Exploring the differences in personal habits and preferences in relationships.
“Chris Cyborg, one of the greatest in history.”
Transcript
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3:09Shannon Sharpe:The Colts social team did Tua. Check this out. Man, they did Tua real dirty today. They did?
3:20Oh yeah, I saw that.
3:22Joe Johnson:I saw that clip on Twitter.
3:23Chad Johnson:He can get that motherfucker, by my hand.
3:24Joe Johnson:Bam!
3:28Damn.
3:29Joe Johnson:Hey, listen, listen, listen. One thing about them social teams, they've gotten very creative, I've been joking. Hey, whether it's basketball, whether it's football, hey, hockey, it doesn't matter. I'm not sure who they have behind those socials, but they've been really, really, really, really fun. that look like us? It got to be. Because they too witty with some of the stuff that they've been doing, some of the stuff that they've been saying. And just the creative aspect of some of the things they've been doing is very relatable for the time that we're in. It makes so much sense. You can tell.
4:06Shannon Sharpe:I don't know what they're going to do at quarterback for the Falcons.
4:12Chad Johnson:It didn't look...
4:13Joe Johnson:What you mean?
4:14Chad Johnson:Training camp.
4:15Joe Johnson:They got Tula. You gonna be alright. Hey, listen, he got Kyle Pitts. He got Branch. He got B. John Robinson. Listen, B. John Robinson gonna take you to the pressure off the video.
4:27Shannon Sharpe:They got a lot of people.
4:29Joe Johnson:They got Drake London, yeah. That's why I said
4:31Shannon Sharpe:he gonna be alright. The thing is, you worry about every time he gets hit, though. Man, is he gonna get up?
4:40Joe Johnson:Yeah, that's part of the game.
4:44Chad Johnson:I tell you what if I was a Falcons fan it didn't look good okay I'll be a little worried I ain't gonna lie to y 'all
4:58Shannon Sharpe:alright it's time for our final segment of the evening it's time for Q and A
5:12Shannon Sharpe:Big three, this is going to cause a fight. You got to start one. Bench two. Cut one. Aretha Franklin. Patti LaBelle. Diana Ross. Chaka Khan.
5:27Joe Johnson:Man, who asked that? Whoever asked that? Hey, block them right now. Hey, Blake, we blocking you, yo. We finna block you.
5:36Shannon Sharpe:Patti LaBelle. Diana Ross. Come on, man. I'm starting Aretha. That's all I'm saying. I'm starting Aretha. I'll let y 'all take the over. Over Patty? Over Patty? I'm starting Aretha Franklin. You're lucky I didn't go Chaka Khan. Okay, then who you got next? That's on y 'all. I just got my starter.
5:57Joe Johnson:Well, hey, listen. After that, I got Patty. Since you're going to start Aretha, I'm going Patty after that. And after Patty, did she say who was the third? Shaka Khan. Shaka Khan. I know that. Shaka Khan. Shaka Khan is next and Diana last. Hey, you ever seen pictures of Shaka Khan when she was
6:17Shannon Sharpe:younger? You got to realize, I'm more than remembering when it was her and Rufus. Rufus and Shaka. She was like that, Ojo? Hey.
6:26Joe Johnson:What? Joe, she still... Joe, I don't mean no disrespect to Miss Shaka Khan. She's still like that right now, Joe. Joe, so imagine back... Oh, my God. Baby, I know you watching. Baby, I'm sorry. She banning Diana Ross?
6:43Shannon Sharpe:them women back then, it was Rufus and Shaka, it was Ashford and Simpson, it was Peaches and Herb. Shit, hey. Captain and. Rick and. Boy.
6:59Joe Johnson:Hey, boy.
7:01Shannon Sharpe:Like I said, Joe, that was women before you were trash.
7:04Joe Johnson:Joe, you got your phone in front of you, boy? Man, just Google a young Shaka Khan, boy. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God.
7:20Joe Johnson:And not only do you look like that, but your music goes along. Yeah. Your music goes along with it, too.
7:25Chad Johnson:She had that hair all the way down the back, ain't it, man? What? Like, hey, looking like a little Pocahontas. Yeah. Yeah. I see what you got going on. I see what you putting down, old Joe.
7:37Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, man. Yeah.
7:38Chad Johnson:to my little old coke look at that little coke bottle waste yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
7:44Shannon Sharpe:real i'm talking about the original with the little hard bottle yeah i know what you're talking about yeah they look glad because now some of them got two liters it's a coke figure but it's two liters that's they the same size all the way down nah shocker uh she was like that oh yeah she's the real deal boy she's the real deal and listen all of them phenomenal artists
8:08Joe Johnson:All of them classic hits. Iconic hits.
8:11Shannon Sharpe:Oh, look. And I think the thing is, that's why it's so difficult. Because it's like, you give somebody, you look, okay, Prince, Michael Jackson, and they're like, when you make it so hard, that's what it's supposed to be. If it's easy.
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8:25Joe Johnson:Yeah. I mean, they like give you Whitney, Mariah, Beyonce, Adele.
8:39Shannon Sharpe:Come on, man.
8:41Joe Johnson:It's almost unfair. At that point, it comes down to preference because the people that you're naming, they're all good in their own right. They're all good in their own right.
8:51Shannon Sharpe:Blessed Assurance, 6568. ISO, how many movies have you been in?
8:56Chad Johnson:How many movies? Yes. I ain't been in but one. I've been in one movie. That was the one - What movie you been in? The one Jeremy Pargo came out with. Oh, oh. Damn, he gonna kick me in my butt, bro. I forgot the name of the damn -
9:13Shannon Sharpe:Hey, hey, hey. Ocho, Joe. Yeah. I've been in a few.
9:20Chad Johnson:You, what you been in?
9:22Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. Hey. 84 takes Atlanta.
9:33Joe Johnson:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, I'm with ya. Oh, the final play, the final play.
9:37Chad Johnson:That's what it's called, the final play. My bad, my bad, final play, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I played a little yoga instructor, okay, Ocho, you know, do my little one-two. Yeah. Do my little one-two. Okay, okay, I see you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:52Shannon Sharpe:I see you. I know you've been a couple of plays yourself Ocho. Well you know. Yeah, you've been a couple of movies.
10:02Chad Johnson:Yeah.
10:03Joe Johnson:Oh yeah, matter of fact, you know what's funny is I've been in a few movies before. I've been in a few sitcoms. We talking about movies.
10:10Shannon Sharpe:I've been a director, bad who? Christopher Nolan ain't got nothing on me.
10:17Shannon Sharpe:Spielberg, man please.
10:19Chad Johnson:Yeah. I see what type of movies you been in. I see what's going on. Yeah, but that don't make you no bad brother though. Ain't nobody judging you off that man. Do your thing. Man, that what you want to do? Go ahead and do your thing.
10:33Shannon Sharpe:Yeah.
10:34Chad Johnson:You know what?
10:36Shannon Sharpe:Y 'all see how Joe is? Joe, where? Joe, you got a camcorder? Yes, sir. You got a camcorder. You already know what you're doing. What you mean? Yes sir. Man, I ain't up with no, I'm a bigger spike. Take your time.
10:54Chad Johnson:Oh man, come on man, come on. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah.
11:03Shannon Sharpe:Boy that Joe, boy that Joe ain't nothing.
11:06Chad Johnson:I don't know what y 'all talking, I see y 'all keep trying to put that bad juju on me man, nah.
11:11Joe Johnson:Nah, hey Joe ain't no bad juju, ain't no bad juju man. You ain't no bad brother, I don't look at you no different. Nah, Joe, you'll always be that boy. We call you ISO for a reason, boy. We call you ISO for a reason, boy.
11:22Chad Johnson:Okay, all right. Hey, Ocho, they call him close up.
11:27Joe Johnson:Hey, hey. They call him close up, Joe. Hey, hey, hey, what's the signal for ISO when you're on the court?
11:33Chad Johnson:Get your ass out of the way. Get on back. Yeah, flat now. Flat, flat, just say flat. Yeah.
11:38Joe Johnson:I got - Flat, flat, flat. Yeah. I got this. Get out the way. Yes, sir. Yeah, that's my dog.
11:46Shannon Sharpe:It don't make you no bad brother. All right, okay. Jason Zeldorf, 70-80. I had a football debate tonight. A football debate tonight. Will Tiki Barber go into the Hall of Fame? He has 10 ,049 rush yards, 55 touchdowns. He has another 5 ,183 receiving yards. I don't know how many touchdowns. They didn't put touchdowns in there. He belongs.
12:14Shannon Sharpe:How many all pro teams, how many pro bowls and how many all pro teams does he have?
12:28Shannon Sharpe:I mean, 15 ,000 total yards, that's a lot of yards. Yeah. But it's going to be tough. That running back, that thing is crowded. Sean Alexander got 100 touchdowns and he's not in. Frank Gore's not in. Fred Taylor's not in. You got Derrick Henry coming up. Damn.
12:57Shannon Sharpe:At one point in y 'all lives, have y 'all ever felt lost? No motivation. If so, how did y 'all find y 'all way back?
13:03Joe Johnson:Mm-mm. That's a good question right there.
13:07Shannon Sharpe:ain't never i've always had motivation sometimes i think i'm i would i would i would i would just
13:12Joe Johnson:i was just gonna say that i was self-motivated because i had no choice i had too much i was carrying on my back i got 237 000 kids so i ain't had no chance i never had opportunity not to be motivated even when i was work even i was working in the field i was excited because
13:32Shannon Sharpe:that was an opportunity to make money. Hey, you know what? I mean, where else you gonna get money? Ain't nobody have no money to be giving you. Grandma, grandma, granny tell you all the time, boy, I ain't got no money to give you.
13:42Joe Johnson:Hey, favorite words.
13:45Shannon Sharpe:So it wasn't no thing for me to go pick up pecans, clip onions, pick tomatoes, load watermelons, bale. I always, I would hustle.
13:56Joe Johnson:Cut people grass and.
13:58Shannon Sharpe:No, I didn't wanna cut, no, I, well, I'm cutting my own, but they wasn't paying. I ain't had no choice. They wasn't paid though, Joe.
14:05Joe Johnson:That's it. I'm trying to get a little fat dollars, Joe.
14:09Chad Johnson:That's a little tax-free money, man.
14:11Joe Johnson:Hell yeah.
14:12Chad Johnson:Hey, look, that's why I went inside. That's why I went and got on that UPS, man, unloading them boxes. Boy, that's the worst job I could have ever got. But it was a job that get me on a straight and narrow because I knew, hey, look, ain't no way I could do this for no 10, 15 year. Oh, no.
14:30Joe Johnson:What, what, what, Joe? boxes at ups on them big them trucks but hold on joe this is what you got to think about you got you got to climb up the ladder because you go from unloading boxes and putting boxes on right to being upstairs calling the shots telling everybody else to do it you working you working you working way up that ladder you wouldn't always be doing oh i just i ain't want to keep hitting
14:51Chad Johnson:mama in our pockets because she working hard i'm like you know what let me go ahead and give me a little job i scrape up me a couple dollars till i go to college then when i was in high school you know what i mean let me scrape up a couple dollars before i go to college here i'll be all
15:04Joe Johnson:yeah see you you was a hooper sometimes people people don't have a skill set outside of that job that they're doing so they don't have no choice but to stick to that you know long term
15:13Chad Johnson:you you had you had a plan hey look it was motivating too though working there because i i'm thinking to myself i'm telling you yeah there you go there you go can you imagine working in
15:25Shannon Sharpe:fields do it and bless your heart to people that do it. That wasn't for me. Oh no man, hell no. Man working 12, no insurance, if you don't work, you don't get paid?
15:45Shannon Sharpe:See that's the difference between having a job and being employed. That's a job. That's a good one. That ain't no employment.
15:52Chad Johnson:Right.
15:54Shannon Sharpe:and a lot of that stuff is seasonal they don't plant no tobacco year-round they don't plant tomatoes they don't plant peak that's that's seasonal work then what it rains you get rained out then what it starts thundering and lightning now you get a half a day man please bro let me what what's your purpose in life and why you gotta find you gotta ask yourself what that is that's that's it so this would come down to
16:31i've always been motivated i've always you know i got people look i got people counting on me bro
16:38Shannon Sharpe:i don't have i don't really have a choice bro i would be honest with you uh uh pat dubs I got mom, I got kid, I got sister, I got a brother. I got people counting on me. I cannot not be motivated.
16:54Joe Johnson:And the funny thing about it, if he has to ask that, and if you're not motivated, I mean, what I would do, that's something I used to do when I was younger, is I would set short-term goals, you know, trying to achieve something in one month, trying to achieve something in three months. And when I get that consistency and I find that rhythm and being able to do it in a month, I try to do it in two. Set another goal. Try to do that goal in three. It always keeps you active. It always keeps you somewhat motivated, having to recalibrate the mind and always set yourself up. And before you know it, you're just self-motivated in general instead of where most people, they have to be motivated by somebody else.
17:36Joe Johnson:Most of the time you tell people, man, I don't want to go to the gym because I ain't got nobody to go with. like small stuff like that it shouldn't even matter it shouldn't even matter
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20:51Shannon Sharpe:But hang in there, bro. It's going to break.
20:53Joe Johnson:Yes, sir.
20:54Shannon Sharpe:Something good is going to happen for you. You got to think positive. Manifest it. Put positive vibes in the air. It's just as easy to think positive as it is negative.
21:02Chad Johnson:Yeah.
21:07Shannon Sharpe:Hey guys, I'm currently in Mexico to celebrate my 40th B-Day on the 22nd. That's my sister's birthday. Well, it's her birthday. Make sure I call her in the morning and set my alarm. I grew up watching Uncle Stroh in my family at the Super Bowl, then watch Ocho kill Notre Dame in the Fiesta Bowl, then Isol in Atlanta doing his thing. Brandon, appreciate that, man. Yes, sir. Happy 40th B-Day, bro. The big four-oh. No more 30s, man. Man, 40 was really nice, man. 40, whoo. Mm.
21:37Chad Johnson:It go fast, boy.
21:42Shannon Sharpe:Man, Joe, I'm about that. I'm heading towards 60, man. Damn.
21:48Chad Johnson:Hey, look at it like this, man. Hell, there's a lot of people who can't even, who can't even say that, bro. You know.
21:55Shannon Sharpe:You right about that, Joe? Yeah.
21:56Chad Johnson:There's a lot of people who can't say that, man. Yeah. Just be thankful, man.
22:01Shannon Sharpe:Oh, I'm very appreciative. I don't move as fast as I used to.
22:05Chad Johnson:Yeah, yeah.
22:07Shannon Sharpe:But what I'm going to get, it's still there when I get there. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? It's still there when I get there. You know. What took you so long? I'm here now. That's all it matters. I'm here now.
22:22Shannon Sharpe:Hey, Ocho, how do you think you would have done if you got traded to the Saints and played with Drew Brees?
22:30Joe Johnson:I don't know. I think for me, I mean, playing with Drew Brees, especially in that system, Monk, well, they threw the you-know-what out the ball.
22:39Shannon Sharpe:They did they.
22:40Joe Johnson:They threw that ball a lot. So if Marcus Colson, who's one that I do respect, he's had great success over there in New Orleans, thinking about being paired with him or playing during that time when he was there, it would have been fun. It would have been fun, especially with the way I love New Orleans and the community has always been good to me. They've always showed love, and I've always showed love back. That would have been a great, great place for me to play. Great place.
23:06Shannon Sharpe:Just think, Ocho, you've been part of them 5 ,000 yards passing season. That means 1 ,500, 1 ,600 yards coming your way.
23:15Joe Johnson:Yeah.
23:16Chad Johnson:Yeah. Hey, they think you was in Cincinnati, Southland, hell. Boy, you'd have been – Man, that just would have been party-rawing every Sunday.
23:28Joe Johnson:Hey, I would have been second lining after every touchdown. Josephine Johnny.
23:36Shannon Sharpe:I would have been cutting up, boy. What's up, Big 3? As a Houston Texans fan, how big of a blow is losing Jaden Higgins for the season? Well, they signed Zay Flowers and they signed Sterling Shepard, so they need some help at wide receiver. They got Tank Dale. The question is, is he ready to go at the start of the season, Ocho, or they put him on the puck? Or they put him on, I mean, an hour. Somewhere you got to wait four weeks. Eight weeks, something.
24:05Joe Johnson:Oh, that's a great question. That's a great question. I don't think. He's been practicing in camp. I think, if I'm not mistaken, he's been in full pads. Maybe they bring him along a little slower and allow him to take that time off. But he missed all last season, yes? I think he got hurt in the playoff game. Yeah. Yeah, I think he starts week one. Okay. I think so. They're going to bring him along slow, though.
24:31Shannon Sharpe:But they got Hutchinson and they got Collins.
24:36Joe Johnson:Yeah, and remember Higgins just got hurt. Yeah, Higgins out for the year. But they got Hutchinson. I'm sure they brought another body in. They brought Zay Jones and Sterling Shepard. Oh, they signed both of them? Oh, yeah. They're going to be good. They're going to be good.
24:59Shannon Sharpe:who's wearing number 30 for the Broncos I saw him drop some passes they didn't retire number 30 take that number and retire it I wish I might oh no 44 7 and 18 I think those are the only numbers that are retired
25:18Joe Johnson:who is 44
25:19Shannon Sharpe:Floyd Little
25:21Joe Johnson:he's in the hall
25:22Shannon Sharpe:that's back in the day
25:28Shannon Sharpe:Sheldon Pope 5125 what phobia you have that people might laugh but you be serious about
25:37Joe Johnson:the one I told you about I don't know if Joe was on here with us yet the one where the image with all the holes I forgot the word God I forgot the word of it as soon as you see the image it makes your flesh crawl Joe you know what I'm talking about
25:52Chad Johnson:I don't know what you talking about.
25:56Joe Johnson:Dog, me in the chat, man. The chat, we talked about it not long ago. Chat, what's the name of the phobia? It looks, it's real, it make your flesh crawl. God, I forgot the name of that phobia.
26:10Chad Johnson:The phobia. Come on, chat. What's yours, huh? I'm trying to think.
26:15Shannon Sharpe:I'm not really afraid of snakes or spiders or nothing like that.
26:18Chad Johnson:You ain't afraid of none of that? you hold a snake and all that yeah i know yeah we had a guy in our dorm um he stayed at the other dorm he let us keep the snake and we feed it put it in our shower what'd you call it ocho
26:37Joe Johnson:trifobia a trifobia joe hey y 'all got bet i bet you got what is it type go on google go on your safari type in trifobia and then hit images and i guarantee your flesh crawl trifobia tr y phobia pho b i b i a i guarantee y 'all got trifobia and click on one of the images i'm not doing it
27:03oh try po phobia my bad my bad no see i told you that's a honeycomb ain't nobody scared of that
27:12Shannon Sharpe:ain't got no phobia that.
27:13Chad Johnson:No, it's like on they skin though. What is that?
27:20Joe Johnson:Ain't make your skin crawl, Joe?
27:22Shannon Sharpe:Man, what you be looking at, Ocho? Tripophobia is an aversion or intense discomfort triggered by sight or repetitive patterns, clusters, or group of small holes, bumps, or cavities. A honeycomb, if you're triggered by that. It doesn't have to be on your skin.
27:38Joe Johnson:Nah, see, a J-O, you're not looking at anything. I'm looking at the one that's on the skin, David.
27:41Chad Johnson:Is that what you talking about, Ojo? Yeah, yeah.
27:45Shannon Sharpe:So if somebody got leprosy.
27:49Joe Johnson:I ain't never seen nobody with no leprosy. Well, they cured it.
27:58Joe Johnson:Man, it's.
28:02Joe Johnson:Okay, here we go. We got Mr. Tough Guy. You scared of snakes. I had a snake when I was growing up. and I had a Burmese python of course they right here in the Everglades oh you if you can find it you find him with a young you can keep them and then when they they out they outgrow the cage
28:23Shannon Sharpe:and you gotta you gotta everybody let them go and that's why they kill it that's why they they invasive and they have no natural predators that's why they eat all the all the possums all the raccoons all the small deers that they catch down there yeah because they ain't got no now how they got to trap them.
28:41Chad Johnson:Ocho, you don't see no gators down there?
28:44Joe Johnson:Yeah, all the time. All the time along the canals, Joe. They don't bother you, Joe. On the golf course and people, again, you see them, you get them when they're young, you take them knowing you got no benefit, taking them goddamn eggs. You take them anyway, they hatch, and then they get too big, then you got to let them go back.
29:02Shannon Sharpe:No.
29:03Joe Johnson:I don't understand the point. Anybody, any of the people that is always, it's always dudes in the hood, but always got the gators on and got the tape on their mouth.
29:12Chad Johnson:Hey, you ain't holla at your man by the capuchin, bro. You talking about Nunu?
29:20Shannon Sharpe:I actually know a guy named Nunu.
29:22Joe Johnson:I went to school with a dude named Nunu. Yeah, hey, I could talk to Nunu if you want one of them capuchins. I mean, I'm sure he could buy. How much did you say they cost$5 ,000?
29:30Chad Johnson:About$8 ,000,$9 ,000, yeah.
29:33Joe Johnson:Yeah, I'm sure he probably gives you that. He could probably give you that by$700 ,000, Joe.
29:37Chad Johnson:Hey, you can come with the shots and everything.
29:41Joe Johnson:Oh, now you got to do shots on your own, Joe. See that one. Hey, listen, we can get to the monkey at a discount, but we can't get to the shot right now. I'm going to go through.
29:48Shannon Sharpe:Nobody with this kind of stuff on their skin.
29:51Joe Johnson:Yeah, I'm going. You see that? You see it now?
29:54Shannon Sharpe:I've never seen anybody with this.
29:56Joe Johnson:Yeah, it don't make your skin, your flesh crawl? Yeah, I don't like it. I can't look at the images, man. It make me, it make, ah, just thinking about it. somebody with elephant titus yeah i have you ever seen somebody with elephant titus ocho
30:14Chad Johnson:nah what yeah i've seen it it ain't it ain't a pretty sight what you mean like what what part
30:20Shannon Sharpe:of the body yeah nah uh-uh man we have but i joke hey don't know yeah oh we have to do that I joaned him, Mocho. And he had a fatidus? Yep. You ain't feel bad? Look at him. Look at him. Look how he's feeling. I told him, I said, boy, we ain't got to worry about you tiptoeing up on nobody.
30:51Shannon Sharpe:Nah, you know, hey, you know how it is. If you start joaning, you can't joan if you got something, you know, You got an irregular deformity going on now. Yeah. Because you, hey. I'm just saying.
31:08Chad Johnson:Hey, they ain't playing for him, man.
31:11Shannon Sharpe:Hey, he should have stayed and mind his business. He should have mind his business.
31:19Shannon Sharpe:That's how it is. Hey, if you, hey, you got a little foot, you got a little, hey, don't be joining.
31:25Chad Johnson:Oh, man. Just stay about you.
31:26Shannon Sharpe:Just keep, just keep, hey, we joining. Don't be laughing. you can't laugh either just keep walking on right hey he can't even laugh no ah that's a cold game now come on now i'm gonna give i'm gonna give somebody else something to laugh about hey hey
31:40Chad Johnson:hey hey so he gonna laugh and he gonna look at me what you laughing at yeah
31:47Shannon Sharpe:but see joe even though i did that that don't make me no bad brother no it don't
31:52Chad Johnson:don't make you no bad brother you still hey hey man we don't look at you no different partner yeah
32:04Shannon Sharpe:This ain't me. This is the big three fellas. My daughter walks in asking, why am I laughing? I said, baby, it's nightcap. She said, tell him I said hi. Give Luciana a shout out for me. Luciana, thank you. I'm allowing him to watch nightcap. I appreciate you for being a great daughter. That's his daughter. It says daughter walk. How old is she, bro? he walked in because you can't you know can't tell him what we be talking about though you
32:32Joe Johnson:know what i'm saying he can't control hey he can't he can't control that laughter hey you know what you know what for the for the most part tonight we kept it clean tonight all night oh don't try to get it don't do that don't do that don't do that oh yeah at the beginning of the show he did we we kept it clean we kept it clean tonight that's that's a good thing
32:51Shannon Sharpe:uh my husband loves watching nightcap and the whole team today is his birthday Can y 'all wish Jose Rivera a happy birthday? Absolutely. Jose. Happy birthday. Jose. Happy birthday, brother. Today, I'm assuming, I'm assuming she meant the 21st and not the 22nd. But either way, happy birthday or happy belated birthday. We want to thank you guys for supporting us. We really, really appreciate that. Jose. Yes, sir. Hopefully you had a great day. Have a great day or having a great day. We really appreciate your support, man. And thank you, wifey, for getting on here and giving him a shout-out. Oh, yeah.
33:27Shannon Sharpe:Why nobody ever mentions Carl Malone had a son play DT in the league? His name was Demetrius Bell. Was he good? I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
33:38Joe Johnson:Wait, playing what league? Basketball? I think NFL.
33:40Shannon Sharpe:He said he played DT. I'm assuming it's in football.
33:43Joe Johnson:Oh, D-Tackle. The only Bell I remember. Kendrell. Is Kendrell Bell. Boy, he'll knock your man.
33:50Shannon Sharpe:Boy, he's a thumper.
33:52Joe Johnson:Boy, he can hit, boy.
33:54Shannon Sharpe:Jesus Christ. You're right, Ocho. You're absolutely right.
34:00Shannon Sharpe:Nightcap need to do a movie. Do a movie day once a week. Go see a current movie, then do a review on the show. We could do that.
34:09Joe Johnson:You know, I like the idea, but it's not enough great movies coming out at once.
34:14Shannon Sharpe:I mean, have you seen Spider-Man? Not enough good movies. I ain't seen it.
34:18Joe Johnson:I'm not into Marvel, aren't you? I need to go see Spider-Man. I don't like DC and Marvel.
34:22Shannon Sharpe:And then they told me I need to go see Odyssey, but I just can't sit there for three hours? Hey, trust me.
34:28Joe Johnson:I guarantee you like Odyssey. If you saw Troy, you're like Odyssey. For three hours, Ocho? Yeah, Joe. I'm telling you, you'll love it. I mean, y 'all are really not into those kind of movies, but if you were, you'll enjoy it. I like that stuff. Braveheart, Gladiator, Troy, 300. You know, I like stuff like that.
34:46Shannon Sharpe:It's hard for me to do anything for three hours.
34:55Shannon Sharpe:Last thing I did for three hours, you know, I was like, you're joking.
35:06Shannon Sharpe:I don't know what it is, man, because I used to go to the movies all the time. And then the pandemic happened. And you know, now I just rather sit at home and watch it. I'll just be honest with you. But I miss going and doing it. hearing the bustle and smell the popcorn you know getting the twizzles getting you know getting uh the coke sprite whatever i missed that i need to i need to get back into it man that was my
35:31Chad Johnson:hobby i used to yeah i used to see 50 movies a year joe damn yeah yeah man you gotta get back outside man no huh because i can't get back outside yeah man you gotta get back outside bro
35:49Shannon Sharpe:then if i get back outside it make me a bad brother now i don't make you no bad brother because you outside yeah no no i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm gonna go to the movies though
36:03Joe Johnson:yeah it gotta be something good out man
36:09Shannon Sharpe:uh that's a bad analogy of a quality fish is a quality fish regardless if it's far uh from a a creek or an ocean. Just because it's in a creek doesn't mean it's bad quality. Well, what are you eating in the creek? Huh?
36:26Joe Johnson:You gotta understand.
36:28Shannon Sharpe:What sources does he have to eat in the creek? I don't, I'm not really a fish, like the only really fish that I really eat is like catfish and if it's fried, I'm not the big, you know, sea bass occasionally.
36:41Chad Johnson:Yeah.
36:41Shannon Sharpe:But that's really the only, that's the only really two types of fish that I really eat.
36:44Chad Johnson:salmon you don't you don't like no i can't i can't joe i can't the texture what you don't like the tech hey what the texture do to you you don't like it it just i just it make it it make your flesh crawl right you said no i'm just saying that's that's what those images do to me the same way you feel about salmon turn okay see that that's exactly okay there you go that's what that's
37:11Joe Johnson:That's what happens when you get out of tripophobia, huh? Bingo, yes. Like every time I'm thinking, I can't even visualize the image. Just the thought of it, it makes the hairs on my arms stand up.
37:25Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, I would. Somebody say I would rather eat raccoon than fish. A good old squirrel, I mean squirrel, I would rather have fried squirrel.
37:33Chad Johnson:Damn.
37:35Shannon Sharpe:Man, a good old mess of squirrel, Joe, over fish? Yeah, like I said, the only fish I'm really eating is fried catfish. I need a little crunchy, hot, right out the grease, or sea bass. I'm saying, what's that squirrel hitting on? Joe. Good old messing squirrel, good old medium-sized. I want one of them old fox squirrels. He a little bigger than old cat squirrels. You know, cat squirrels are the little ones.
38:02Chad Johnson:Yeah.
38:04Shannon Sharpe:I mean, I eat about four or five of them things. But you get you buy those two of them old big old fox squirrels. That's the old big red ones. They got some black ones.
38:18Chad Johnson:Cut him up.
38:20Shannon Sharpe:Fry him just right over some rice. Or have somebody stew him down.
38:30Shannon Sharpe:Damn. Make a jack rabbit slap a German shepherd to get a bite of it, Joe. Yeah! Yeah. Y 'all ain't eatin'. See, I know y 'all ain't eatin'. That's why I know y 'all can't beat me in no competition as far as eatin'. I already know y 'all can't. Man.
38:44Joe Johnson:But hold on. Wait, wait, bring that back again. Bring in what type of competition? Eatin'. Yeah, you right. You number one. He ain't eatin' on the show. I know what I'm talkin' about. Y 'all know what I'm talkin' about. Yeah, I know, yeah, I know. I know exactly what you talkin' about.
39:00Chad Johnson:You absolutely right. I know an eatin' when I see one, huh? Yeah, hey, hey, hey, he just said it.
39:08Shannon Sharpe:Raccoon, squirrel, alligator snapping turtle, sunshelled turtle, stuff like that. Eyeballs, brain, tripe.
39:17Chad Johnson:Man, you ain't eat no eyeballs, bro, chill.
39:22Shannon Sharpe:We go eat some, us three right here.
39:25Chad Johnson:Hey, Ocho, you talking about your skin crawling, can you imagine biting in an eyeball and it...
39:30Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, that thing, that thing busts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:36Joe Johnson:Hey, Joe. Hey, I like it, I like it. I can do it. I do anything one time.
39:41Chad Johnson:Hey, Chad, Chad, I done already lost. If that's the case, y 'all got me. I can't, I ain't. No, no, no, you got to do it.
39:46Shannon Sharpe:Joe, you gonna be on camera. You can't punk out on camera, Joe. Eat an eyeball. Oh, come on, man. Yeah. You look. Hold on, what kind of eyeball? Hey, I know another eye you to Nate, but that ain't none of my business, Joe. I don't even know why I brought that eyeball, Joe. I don't even know why I brought that eyeball, Joe. My bad.
40:02Chad Johnson:My bad.
40:04Joe Johnson:Hey, hold on. When you say eyeball, what animal? A sheep eyeball?
40:12Chad Johnson:Man, please. I don't give a damn what eyeball it is. It's bad. Yeah. You can act like it ain't bad. Hey, Ocho.
40:19Shannon Sharpe:He done ate an eye before. What? Yeah. Yeah. That ain't none of my business, though. I don't even know why I brought it up. And you know what? Hey, you know what, Unc? even if he did it before. Don't make him no bad brother. We love and respect him the same. He's still a member of Nightcap.
40:38Chad Johnson:Hey, Chad, you see what I got to deal with every night now. Hey, this thing that got out of control, fella. Yeah, y 'all done got out of control. Yeah, y 'all done got out of control.
40:47Joe Johnson:We good, Joe. Hey, we were having a good honest show until the last one. Yeah, that was all talking about here either. Talking about what he do.
40:56Shannon Sharpe:I was talking about squirrel. I was talking about squirrel or raccoon, and there you go. I know a good eater when I see one. I wasn't even talking about that. Chad knew what I was talking about. Chad knew what I was talking about.
41:08Chad Johnson:I said squirrel, gravy, smother fried. Oh, listen. The one person, the people who you can't fool is Chad. They not going. Don't try to say that Chad know what you talking about. Chad ain't going.
41:20Shannon Sharpe:Chad knew exactly what I was talking about.
41:21Chad Johnson:Yeah.
41:22Shannon Sharpe:They understand. Yeah. People eat fish eyes all the time. Now, I don't want no fish with the head on it. If I get my fish, like the people be in the store, I'm like, man, come on, man. I can't eat no fish with the head on it. The head got to be gone.
41:39Shannon Sharpe:Ooh-wee. I can't wait to see this, boy. You going to be there. You going to be doing it. Say, man, New Orleans is here, man. We with all the smoke this year.
41:49Chad Johnson:Who that? Uh-oh.
41:51Shannon Sharpe:Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Man, New Orleans want to win two games. against the Falcons. Falcons wanna win two games against the Saints.
42:00Joe Johnson:Hey, they don't care about nothing else, huh? They don't.
42:03Chad Johnson:Hey, they thing be to the max too, boy.
42:05Joe Johnson:What? Man, I'm mad young bull got hurt, man, already for the Saints, man. Even he has an injury history. Man, he's so dynamic, man. Who's that? Little Jordan Tyson.
42:17Shannon Sharpe:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:18Joe Johnson:Man, he out two months with a hamstring injury. He nice, boy. He nice.
42:25Shannon Sharpe:We got something planned. We got a couple of places, you know, get some of them old mountain oysters. See if Joe eat them old mountain oysters.
42:35Chad Johnson:Yeah. I think y 'all are full of talk, man. That's what I think.
42:38Joe Johnson:I don't think y 'all can eat that stuff too. Joe, I don't play when it comes to oysters, Joe. Give me a 12-piece. No, no, no. I'm going to take all 12 down and finish.
42:47Shannon Sharpe:Not no oyster with a shell. These are bull testicles. Bull testicles. You talking about bull digging onions? Hey, we can have that too. That's on the menu too. Joe got to eat all that.
43:02Chad Johnson:Nah, we got to eat all that. I'm gonna tell y 'all right now.
43:05Shannon Sharpe:I've eaten it before. I ain't got no problem. I ain't never had no onions, but mountain oysters? Oh yeah, hog, turkey. Why you calling them mountain oysters?
43:17Joe Johnson:That's like to throw you off, huh? Yeah, it does.
43:20Shannon Sharpe:I done had some turkey ones too.
43:23Chad Johnson:Well, we ain't seen none of that. You just talking. You can be just talking. We ain't seen it.
43:27Shannon Sharpe:Okay, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. We got a trick for you, though, Joe. We got a trick for you. I know plenty of places in Colorado that still serve them. Fried, deep fried, too. Nice. Y 'all can't.
43:37Chad Johnson:Why y 'all acting like y 'all just going to be able to gobble this stuff down? Come on, man.
43:41Shannon Sharpe:Gobble them down because I done eat it before. I am, Joe. Anything that I've eaten before, I can eat it again.
43:47Chad Johnson:Yeah, hey.
43:49Shannon Sharpe:Damn, boss. Okay. There you go. but i ain't hey we already know jordan ate that i hey what oh hey you was being yeah oh man come on man come on what what what's that you know what it is tell He know what it is.
44:12Chad Johnson:I don't know what it is. I'm lost. I don't know. Round.
44:20Chad Johnson:Nah. Yeah, look at Ocho. Look at him. Hey, that's Ocho. Ocho eat groceries. I don't eat groceries.
44:28Joe Johnson:Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, what? Hey, don't deflate. My bad. Don't deflate. Hey, I've been good. Listen, I've been good the whole show. I ain't saying nothing.
44:37Chad Johnson:Hey man, don't nobody care because you been good at hell. If you eat groceries, you eat groceries. That's your business. That's what you do. Hey man, come on. That's how y 'all roll. I ain't tripping on that, man. That's what y 'all do. Yeah, if that come from Whole Foods.
44:50Shannon Sharpe:If that come from Whole Foods.
44:55Joe Johnson:That ain't me, man. You know, I done turned over a new leaf. Yeah, all right. Okay.
45:02Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, because you ate everything on the top of the leaf. I done turned it over.
45:08Shannon Sharpe:Ocho don't tell me you just got a plug while in doing nightcap. What?
45:14Joe Johnson:I got a who?
45:15Shannon Sharpe:Don't tell me you got the plug in while doing nightcap. Oh. Oh, okay, okay. That was a good one, that was a good one. Danielle Wells says start bench cut, death row, no limit, cash money.
45:29Chad Johnson:Damn. I'm sorry, bruh. Ooh. Who you got first? i'm going uh i'm starting death row you starting devro i'm cutting devro
45:44Shannon Sharpe:with snoot dre and stupac oh my yeah over cash money have you seen the hold on how you have you seen the cash money lineup and no limit i can't i gotta start i gotta start i gotta start Nah, boy.
46:00Joe Johnson:Uncle Trippin'. Uncle Trippin'. Uncle Trippin'. Boy, BG, Turks, Lil Wayne, Manny Fresh, Burk, Jack Depp. Them high boys? What? Nah, boy. Nah, boy. I'm going high boys, no limit, and I'm cutting Death Row. I'm going the same way. I'm cash money first. Boy, they had the industry. What y 'all got going on, Chad? What y 'all thinking?
46:25Shannon Sharpe:We gotta put this to the boat. We gotta put this to the boat.
46:30Joe Johnson:Yeah, man. I got cash money first, boy. That run they had, I'm talking about everybody was on fire.
46:40Chad Johnson:Ocho.
46:41Joe Johnson:Juvenile.
46:42Chad Johnson:Hey, Ocho, I was in high school. I was in high school when they came out, Ocho. Jumping. Jumping. You hear me? Ooh.
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49:54Shannon Sharpe:Man, Death Row with Tupac, All Eyes on Me, that double album. Hard. Snoop Dogg, the chronic.
50:02Joe Johnson:Hard.
50:02Shannon Sharpe:Doggy style.
50:03Joe Johnson:Hard. I know. Hard. It's hard, but hey, that Cash Money Run with all of them. The mixtapes, they weren't even mixtapes. That was their albums, huh? them's out yeah and the mouth man and what no limit did man come on yeah i'm still death row man no no limit soldier i what i took man come on man
50:38the what you looking up over there man uh he unk forgot i don't forget i'm forgot about that time that no limit time oh man it's hard to go against tupac
50:58Joe Johnson:well i'm not going i'm not going against tupac in general i'm just saying hey that's basically what we got start bench cut nah
51:12Chad Johnson:The hill we're looking for something.
51:15Shannon Sharpe:No, I was looking to try to see somebody, what other artists they had.
51:25Shannon Sharpe:I'm still going with Death Row. The official P4P pre-grading. Ocho, one. Unk, two. Chad Johnson, four. Three. Sterling little brother is four and little Joe from Kokomo is five
51:46Chad Johnson:and that sound about right that sound about right
51:49Shannon Sharpe:come on Joe
51:50Chad Johnson:you just say you want to ask the people the people don't spoke what you gonna keep going against the people they don't spoke no it is what it is hey man I didn't know
52:06Joe Johnson:Mr. Michael Wright passed away.
52:09Shannon Sharpe:Michael who?
52:11Joe Johnson:Michael Wright. He played Eddie Kane Jr. in the 500s.
52:16Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, man. I'm looking at it right now. Damn. I didn't know that either. Uh-oh. This one right here. All right. Young 33, 33, 47. Nightcap. Love y 'all. Start bench cut. 95 edition. Neil Long, Halle Berry, Jada Pickett. come on bro
52:39Chad Johnson:come on bro wait hold on give it to me again
52:44Shannon Sharpe:Neil Long, Halle Berry, Jada Pickett
52:50Chad Johnson:hey man
52:53Joe Johnson:what era are we talking about
52:54Chad Johnson:he said 90 so you already know what he talking about
53:00Shannon Sharpe:damn that's tough
53:02Chad Johnson:I ain't going to even lie to y 'all, boy.
53:05Shannon Sharpe:He going Halle Berry, Neal Long, Jada Pinkett. I don't even know where Joe goes.
53:09Chad Johnson:Nah, I'm going to put Neal Long first. I don't know. There's something about Neal Long.
53:13Shannon Sharpe:Them both legs.
53:15Chad Johnson:Neal Long, hey. I'm going to go Neal Long. It's just that Jada Pinkett and Jason Learick and Lowdown, Dirty Shame and all that.
53:25Shannon Sharpe:Man, you're going to believe in the Lowdown, Dirty Shame. Oh, my God.
53:33Shannon Sharpe:I'm going Halle, Nia, Jada. Damn. Because guess what? All of them had them crop haircuts. All of them had them pixie cuts. Pixie cuts? Boy, what? Hey. It's something about a pixie cut now. Don't think I don't like it what I do.
53:55Chad Johnson:Talking about badness too, yo, boy.
53:58Shannon Sharpe:What?
53:58Joe Johnson:Yeah, I'm going I'm going I'm going near Holly
54:04Chad Johnson:Yeah Yeah, well y 'all better go watch Jason Lear y 'all better go watch Jason Lear again I think I did go what you better go see what you call him in boomerang. Oh They try to downplay Halle they try to downplay Halle and uh, I mean it's right man.
54:22Joe Johnson:What are we not down?
54:24Chad Johnson:Hold on in Boomerang they try to downplay her but she right
54:29Joe Johnson:Nah, she was the real deal, boy. The real deal. I ain't forgot. Man, I saw what you call him.
54:37Shannon Sharpe:I saw Neil Long because his wife and Neil Long was good friends. She liked that in real life.
54:46Chad Johnson:Hey, Chad, go watch Jason Leary. Matter of fact, put it in right now here. Put it in. Jason Leary. Hey, boy, she cut up in there.
54:54Shannon Sharpe:I don't know. Thank you, Joe. You ain't see Halle in the 90s. You had to see up close in person to get appreciation. She was like that in person? Finding another Picasso.
55:13Joe Johnson:Hey, I got an appreciation, but I ain't putting nothing over near. You're like that now. I was like that, but.
55:21Shannon Sharpe:What's up, Nightcap? I see you guys coming to Houston on the 20th at Chapman and Kirby. You bring it up, get ISO? Oh, you going to the Capitol and the Kirby's?
55:32Joe Johnson:Yeah, we have a Cincinnati invasion. All of Cincinnati is going to the Texans game. Oh! And so I gotta host a day party. Matter of fact, that's week two of the season. Damn, you haven't seen any...
55:49Chad Johnson:You hosting a day party out there? Come on, you gotta chill. You gotta chill. You got to cheer.
55:57Joe Johnson:You got to cheer. Yeah. Hey, yeah. Yeah, Joe. It's all. When I say all of Cincinnati. We're going to forge your signature.
56:09Shannon Sharpe:Just like we do that report card. That report card that had that elf on it. Yeah. That thing get forged. Yeah.
56:19Joe Johnson:Oh, hey, that's going to be a good one. That's going to be a good one. All my homeboys, all my homeboys who used to come to the game. with me in Cincinnati when I made the Pro Bowl. They used to fly with me to Hawaii. My same little tight-knit group.
56:34Shannon Sharpe:Let me see.
56:36Joe Johnson:That's Sunday, huh? Because it's right after the game. They play the Texans at one o 'clock. We gonna beat the Texans. Then all of Cincinnati gonna go to Chapman and Kirby. You know, they got the TVs in there. So I'm gonna be watching the games while I'm on there. I take them a little notes and boom, I got the show later that night.
56:56Dang. Yeah.
57:00Shannon Sharpe:It's on a Sunday. Yeah.
57:04Joe Johnson:Week two. I can't wait. Man.
57:13Shannon Sharpe:Please wish Stephanie Warfield a happy blessed birthday. Stephanie. Happy birthday.
57:19Joe Johnson:Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Hopefully you did some fun today.
57:23Shannon Sharpe:I thought she said my auntie name. Or yesterday. but hopefully it was pleasant stay blessed
57:32Shannon Sharpe:is it is it extreme to separate over major differences in cleanliness and household habits of if talking about it and it hasn't changed anything it's a huge pet peeve
57:45Joe Johnson:well hold on it shouldn't be a pet peeve though how you even get in a relationship if you you learn all that stuff before you get together you learn all that stuff before you move together unless they unless they've been fooling you all that time and waited till you're under the same roof and all of a sudden they spring it on you
58:03Shannon Sharpe:that's possible very possible you know people clean up that's what we used to do clean up for company to come over
58:11Joe Johnson:yes sir
58:14Shannon Sharpe:and then man some of these people houses
58:19Chad Johnson:pigstyne
58:22Shannon Sharpe:rats driving go-karts around the house. Roaches flying kites. Nah, I'm good.
58:28Chad Johnson:You got to chill.
58:30Shannon Sharpe:Man, come on, man. I mean, man, so many people don't even care. I'm like, bro, how you live like this? Like this? I mean, how you just, I'm just trying to figure out how you take your clothes off and just throw them on the floor. How you eat and just leave the plate sitting there.
58:52Chad Johnson:Yeah.
58:52Shannon Sharpe:or just put the plate and put dishes in the sink who does that but you know what you know what to
59:00Joe Johnson:uncle joe how many times do you find someone that's exactly like you i think opposites attract i think having someone that is always clean and having someone that is not overly ocd about having it clean i think it works better as opposed to having two people where everything and both of them are immaculate we're comfortable this has to be cleaning that that's that's just i don't
59:24Shannon Sharpe:i don't know you don't play the game get like you joe you have played that game yeah yeah okay that's what i'm looking for get like me okay i i see i mean i i i just don't get it i don't know how people just walk by the walk by the sink and just put dishes in the sink and and just keep on walking. And dishes, the sink is, and the dishes are on to over the sink like this.
59:51Chad Johnson:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
59:53Shannon Sharpe:Really? Really?
59:57Chad Johnson:Oh, it happens, bro.
59:59Shannon Sharpe:Trap, tower on the floor. You drive for the tower and just throw it down on the floor.
1:00:06Chad Johnson:Yeah.
1:00:07Shannon Sharpe:Right.
1:00:13Shannon Sharpe:Hell everywhere. where pick it up
1:00:20Joe Johnson:you you you you excessive with it though how many how many times you gonna find a woman that's excessive with cleanliness the way you are that's about overly excessive well they're gonna be at their place I'll stay at my
1:00:36Chad Johnson:ain't no wrong with that though man
1:00:39Shannon Sharpe:even even even when the housekeepers come I pick up even if I know the housekeeper's coming I'm still gonna pick up I'm still not gonna have no dishes in the sink I'm still gonna take the trash out I'm not finna have trashes lined upside the wall where they come in the bar they can take it out no I'm gonna take my big rusty ass and put
1:00:57Joe Johnson:it in the trash can and the dumpsters outside that's what I'm gonna do thanks they ain't a
1:01:03Shannon Sharpe:clean lady coming on castle don't have nothing to do oh they got stuff to do they do the laundry fold the laundry up wash the dog bed they do what they're supposed to do I mean that don't bother me
1:01:22Shannon Sharpe:I mean they eat they were like can we yeah sit down to the table and eat I don't care
1:01:30Shannon Sharpe:I can't do it I can't do it I can't stay yeah Ocho you're right cleanliness cleanliness is next to godliness
1:01:40Joe Johnson:yeah the only thing i can think of i think for the most part you need someone that's a little messy no no he don't you need someone no hey joe i'm telling you listen just a little bit because opposites attract i think anyone that is the same way unk is he's not gonna be attracted to him he ain't gonna like him he ain't gonna he ain't gonna like him he ain't gonna like him
1:02:04Shannon Sharpe:I'm not saying you gotta be but you gotta be clean I like cleanliness I like a woman if I get in your car if your car dirty your house dirtier
1:02:19Shannon Sharpe:can't do it
1:02:24can't
1:02:24Shannon Sharpe:these are the only one I mean hey that works for you I mean there's somebody out there for everybody there's somebody out there that's like a junkie woman I'm not one of them What junkie? I don't know about junkie.
1:02:35Joe Johnson:That's that's.
1:02:36Shannon Sharpe:You know what I'm saying? Hey, some there are men out there. I don't have a problem. Every I understand. I'm not everybody's cup of tea. No matter how much money I make, no matter how much I stay in shape, no matter how hard I work, I'm not everybody's cup of tea. I'm OK with that. I have some things that I can't get over. They they're not going to get over that I do. I understand that. They definitely have some stuff. Because to Kara Williams, you know, to Kara, she was on my part and she said, you know, I don't pass gas around my, she said, I don't think that's cool. My mom, blah, blah, blah.
1:03:11Shannon Sharpe:I said, you my twin.
1:03:13Chad Johnson:Yeah.
1:03:13Shannon Sharpe:People are like, oh, I be passing gas around my husband. We been, that's y 'all. To each his own. Yeah. That's just not for me.
1:03:30Shannon Sharpe:Relationships, marriage, whatever the relationship is oh sure that's the individual thing that's what i you know what i've learned that's an individual thing some people some people hey they have an open relationship some people can watch their partner engage in activities that now you want to talk about make
1:03:48Chad Johnson:make my stomach turn and crawl yeah no that'll do it no sir
1:03:57Shannon Sharpe:gotta do it but to each his own I don't eat in my bed that don't make me no bad person does it I'm not gonna allow you to eat in my bed
1:04:16Shannon Sharpe:I don't eat in the living room I eat at the bar or I eat at the dinner table to each his own though some people like that I eat wherever ever. Nope. I don't.
1:04:32Shannon Sharpe:I drive. I hang my towel up. Towel that's on the counter. After I wash my hands, I fold it up, place it back just like it was. My drop kit, my brush is in there on the right side with the deodorant. I got my toothbrush, my toothbrush, my toothpaste, my face, my toothbrush on the left side, and my comb that I comb my beard with, that's there. Everything is straight, all the labels are facing out. Scope, ferro-rins, plaques, hair grease, argonols, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. I don't think that's asking too much to try to keep the house clean, it ain't much. Right. It ain't much, it's mine.
1:05:22Shannon Sharpe:and getting a relationship you know i'm hey it's gonna be ours we we gonna keep we are gonna keep it clean r.i.p yo ocho r.i.p michael wright eddie k i feel like going on
1:05:44Joe Johnson:oh eddie man passed away yesterday
1:05:51Shannon Sharpe:legendary movie if you need a first down who you taking D Henry or Beast Mode I'm taking Beast Mode 24-7 Beast Mode I would you had to give Beast Mode the ball I would take it Beast Mode too they want to get a ball man the ball in the one yard line oh I still got first of all if I hadn't gotten over I know damn well ain't nobody in that Seattle locker room has gotten over that call. No, sir. And guess what? They ain't gonna never get over it. What's up, Uncle Ocho? Big fan. Quick question. Which do y 'all believe will happen first? Brown, Trey, Sanders or Cut Watson? Think.
1:06:32Chad Johnson:Cut Watson?
1:06:33Shannon Sharpe:Can we say neither?
1:06:37Watson.
1:06:39Shannon Sharpe:You think so, Ocho? I do.
1:06:42Chad Johnson:I think they gonna cut him.
1:06:45Shannon Sharpe:Damn.
1:06:55Shannon Sharpe:Well, we're going to find out. Hey, August 30th, we're going to find out. Warriors fan, grew up five minutes from Oracle. I think it's time for Steph to pack up and chase a ring. We love him here in the Bay, but let's reel. Warriors ain't winning a Nathaniel. Splash Brothers reunion.
1:07:15Chad Johnson:Splash in Miami? No.
1:07:19Shannon Sharpe:They jump to the front of the line. If he goes there, they jump to the front of the line.
1:07:25Chad Johnson:Man, ain't no way. How they can't clean now? Come on.
1:07:31Shannon Sharpe:First of all, they can't pay him.
1:07:33Chad Johnson:Right. Ain't man playing.
1:07:41that
1:07:42Shannon Sharpe:completes this episode of nightcap want to thank you guys the Broncos lose to the Packers and the Panthers beat the Jags but hey we'll find out we're going to see how this thing plays out we'll see if they play their starters this might have been the last time we see some team starters Robert Solomon said they're going to play their starters against Seattle so we'll see how that turns out. But again, thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. You know who I am. I'm your favorite Unc. My partner and co-host, that's Liberty City's own Bengals, Ring of Fame honoree, the route runner extraordinaire, the matting ratings adjuster, that is Chad Ochocinco Johnson.
1:08:20Shannon Sharpe:And the third member of the crew, he's a seven time NBA All-Star from the Atlanta Hawks, the University of Arkansas alum, Little Rock, Arkansas native, that is ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit Hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap Podcast feed wherever you get your podcasts from. I'd like to thank each and every one of you for your support and your continued support. Thanks to you, all of this is possible. All things are possible thanks to you and God. Well, God and you. Thank you again for your support and your continued support.
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