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10:32Joe Johnson:I take care of my people, I take care of my people. I take care of my people. I know you do. Yeah, I know, I just, you know. Hey, hold on, hold on, in moderation now, in moderation. Yeah, that's all you're supposed to do. I ain't no fool with it now.

10:46Chad Johnson:Yeah.

10:47Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. When they treat you right, you treat them right.

10:50Joe Johnson:Who you telling?

10:51Chad Johnson:Hello. Hey, the only thing Buddy didn't say was, hey, come on over here and live the lifestyle of the rich and famous, baby. That's what I was expecting next hell, the way you were talking.

11:02Shannon Sharpe:I'm just trying to figure out, man. Why, bro. Yeah. Hey, do they got, is he still in jail? Yeah, he got no bond. That's a fair case.

11:13Chad Johnson:Yeah, he, hey, oh.

11:14Shannon Sharpe:And they probably got it for wire fault because they're wiring their money or they're sending their money. So that's, oh yeah.

11:23Chad Johnson:Yeah, he got to sit down for a little minute, man. He got to sit down. I don't know what the hell.

11:27Shannon Sharpe:It ain't long enough. And he out there running them middle school routes on the beach.

11:32Joe Johnson:Hey, boy. Boy, that was so funny. Hey, that robin' that sand, that irritated me so bad, boy.

11:40Chad Johnson:Hold on, time out. I told y 'all, whoever was recording and that dude who would throw him the damn ball, they need to be with him. They need to be right with him. Yeah, hell yeah, they need to be with him.

11:49Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah. You part of the scheme.

11:53Chad Johnson:Yeah, you part of the scheme too, yeah. Damn, look at this. Man, this is out of control, bro. But you know what? You know why this is kind of easy to get away with? It's because in football, y 'all wear them damn helmets. Yeah. So people don't really know everybody's face. You know what I mean? They know the superstars.

12:15Joe Johnson:That's about it. That's it.

12:17Chad Johnson:But y 'all being football players playing at the highest level, when y 'all see him running these routes right here, this got to tickle you, boy.

12:25Shannon Sharpe:I said to me, who? And somebody thought that was NFL quality? Hey. Hey, with these bad hips, if it bad knees, I can run a route better than that right now.

12:40Chad Johnson:Hey, that boy putting it on, you hear me?

12:43Shannon Sharpe:I just said, bro, I'm just trying to figure out, man, and he just went on a spill for three minutes talking about how she missing out. Opportunity, yeah. And guess what? I ain't never had to sell a woman on what she missing out by not being an opportunity, going to dinner with me, going to lunch with me, going to a movie with me. I ain't got to convince you. If the conversation that we've had up until that point haven't convinced you that I could be a guy for you in the future, what am I doing? How can I convince you with a three-minute voicemail? She's going to think I'm spooky.

13:19Joe Johnson:But you also have to understand the times that we're in now. Everything is about optics. It's about visuals. What can the women see? How do you attract the bee? With the honey. What is the honey?

13:33Shannon Sharpe:you begging somebody to be with you Ocho you ain't begging you not begging Cambodia to be with you either she wanted to be with you or you but this is me I'm different I know but you a man and I'm saying you ain't begging as a matter of fact that he's begging her he's begging like to take his money

13:52Joe Johnson:hey Joe you know she would begging me like hey damn he's like hey I'm just saying you want me to tell you the story yeah go ahead watch out because something something

14:06Chad Johnson:might fly over your head in the minute she probably gonna throw something at you I'm just

14:09Joe Johnson:telling you how to go ahead and win so I was sitting I was sitting at the sky by with chilling now I was smoking a cigar you know scrolling through Instagrams I was scrolling through Instagrams and boom look Instagram came up and say hey how you doing like in the time of it coming up was when I was swiping so you know my notifications ain't on so I have to be on and swiping for me to see something and they say I say hey you know how you doing say yeah I want to get to know you and I was like well shoot how much you want to get to know me how you start scrolling through a thing checking out her pictures and all that and I seen one picture boom I seen the walk I was like, ooh, wait, hey, hey, hey, Joe, hey Joe, hey Joe, I'm too bad.

14:59Hey, hey, hey,

15:01Joe Johnson:show me what the walk, Joe, hold on, let me show you the walk, Joe. Let me show you the walk, Joe.

15:09Chad Johnson:Oh, look at this.

15:15Joe Johnson:Man, this kid works crazy, man. Joe, listen, a lot, I mean, let me say this. A lot of women don't know how to walk in heels, right? And for me, one of my biggest turn on is a woman that knows how to wear a heel, doesn't allow the heel to wear her. There's a difference. There's a difference. And boy, she caught me there. Boom, you know, our first date, Joe, boom, we went to the Bahamas. You know, I laid out. Oh, the first date? We went to the Bahamas because I already had to be there. so like you might you might want me to the bahamas boom bladay squaz boom rented a little airbnb boom had the band come play man play saxophone had the chef cook yo damn joe damn you went all out joe but i had to let her know uncle joe chat i had to let her know i ain't

16:03Shannon Sharpe:really easy huh you got to work for this so we was in the bahamas for almost 48 hours

16:10Joe Johnson:and when we went to bed the first night, Joe, I went to bed with my shirt tucked in. Joe, like this. Like this. Ain't nothing. Ain't nothing going on. I laid on my back like this. Don't even touch my thigh or nothing. You ain't gonna be a butt ball? On my mama, rest in peace. I had my sweats and my shirt tucked in. I ain't sweet. If anything, I mean, if you want to throw me a couple dollars, I might do a little something, but you ain't finna get this for free. But Joe, that morning?

16:53Joe Johnson:Boy, she ain't left my side yet. What you mean, what happened?

16:57Chad Johnson:Oh, you got out for your crown.

17:01Joe Johnson:Like, ThunderCamp, what? No pressure. Huh? Yeah. Damn. I don't play. And listen, Joe, with me, it's all about the experience. You hear me? It's all about the experience. And so ever since that experience, I mean, shoot, twin been here, we two years in now.

17:19Chad Johnson:Hey, you know, that's how you make them fall in love. That first night, you lay there, you make like you don't really, you know what I'm saying? Like, I ain't that kind of guy. Hey, Joe, I had to show I wasn't easy, Joe.

17:31Joe Johnson:I ain't easy. And let me tell you what else I did though, Uncle Joe. See, it's what else. This is what that's. Joe, you got to get you one of these, Joe. Huh? Yeah, Joe. What's that, a whip?

17:42Shannon Sharpe:Hey, she get the acting up? Put that. Joe, you know what that is, Joe? That's a bull whip. What's that?

17:49Joe Johnson:Hey, Joe, you got to put that thing on it, Joe. Damn. Yeah, hey, you should try that with your lady. Hold on, I got one more for Joe. If this is too much, this too much, depending. That's going to be too much. That's going to be too much. Joe, get to the small one. Huh? Get to the little small one. That little paddle. Little paddle, Joe. Okay, I like that one.

18:07Chad Johnson:I like that one.

18:09Joe Johnson:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can do that. And matter of fact, most of the time, depending on how you rock with me, on every stroke, I like to talk. Don't you ever try me like that no more. You feel me? Damn. Girl, go do them damn dishes. That's me. Or Joe, if you really, depending on where you are, Joe, I know I'm trying to bring you along slow, Get you somebody Joe. Huh? You see that? Yeah, Joe get get you one of these Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The ain't no be Oh, hey, Joe get you listen if you ain't got no KY you could just spit on it like this Huh? You know work that thing in and just leave it there

18:58Chad Johnson:Therefore the lady to it depend on what you're into Joe

19:16Chad Johnson:Hey Joe, hey Joe.

19:21Joe Johnson:Hey Joe. Hey Joe, when I tell you when I tell you about the experience right, when I tell you about the experience right here, all my exes everybody updated right like you could buy a bundle, I come with a bundle package. I come with a menu with things that you can choose from depending on how you feeling that night on what you want to do. So I like you to choose from different activities and that's what I do. So this is part of my little bundle package. This ain't nothing but$120.

19:49Shannon Sharpe:Joe, bad Joe threw over his hands and say, man, I'll do it.

19:52Chad Johnson:Come on, man. Come on, I mean, you know, I get it. You like to experiment and all that. That's your business. That's your business. you grow that you you you grow that's your business but everybody everybody don't move like

20:06Joe Johnson:that i'm just trying to show you some of the things that i do and some of the things i do in my life that that that might be a little different you you might want you might you might you might listen you might don't you might take one or two things and add it to you and then add it to your

20:19Chad Johnson:menu i'm just saying joe that's all yeah no no pressure joe i ain't trying to add no pressure i'm just giving you some ideas yeah yeah yeah we meet me go ahead go ahead finish up joe i'm saying me and chad we appreciate you you know you know for you know sharing your little you know your little whatnots or whatever but and the funny thing about it joe trying to get joe locked in the basement joe about to get locked in the basement hey it's the funny thing joe you have

20:47Joe Johnson:to understand right this is this is this is more than just a sports show you you feel me there's There's a lot of things that we talk about and include stuff like this that the chat can take home to their loved ones, you know, to spice up their relationship, their love life. And they come and tell me all the time, boy, I know you be being funny on the show, but I took your advice and I tried so-and-so. And man, me and my wife and my girl, we ain't had this feeling since we first met. Like you brought that song back for us. So like a lot of people be laughing, but man, this stuff really that I be talking about, like I'm the standard, man.

21:24Chad Johnson:Hey, hey, you know what? You got a point, Ocho. Because you are a good dude. And, you know, Jekka, you freaky. Unk freaky. It's some freaky people in the chat. It's some freaky people in the chat.

21:34Joe Johnson:Joe, this ain't really... I just be minding my business. This really ain't freaky. I don't know why we villainized that word.

21:41Chad Johnson:Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's big freaky. Where I'm from, we call them people big freaks. You're a big freak. They'll call you a... Back where I'm from, Ocho, they'll call you a big freak. Man, that ain't Ocho a big freak.

21:54Joe Johnson:No, Joe, I'm living, Joe, that's all.

21:57Shannon Sharpe:That's all. But see, Ocho played the weight game, so Ocho slow walked her, made it seem like he wasn't that interested in what she had to offer, and then it made her want him even more. Yes, yes.

22:10Chad Johnson:Because I didn't even have been in the situation

22:11Shannon Sharpe:to cut out what happened. You know, she's like, look here, you know why I'm here, I know why I'm here, what you doing?

22:17Chad Johnson:Yeah.

22:17Shannon Sharpe:Nah, you know, I didn't say, but boy, stop playing. Yeah.

22:21Chad Johnson:Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's a good old-fashioned game. They don't really run that type of game now These boys here. Hey, hey one night stand shouting they own they own it up in and out

22:44Chad Johnson:They don't play no game that day

22:52Chad Johnson:Yeah. Yeah. You slow walk him though. Yeah, you can't get rid of him. You slow walk him.

22:56Joe Johnson:Hey, Joe, it's been two years, bro. You know?

22:59Chad Johnson:Well, I see. Hey, I'm happy for you, man. Hey, you know what? As long as you happy, bro, that's all that matters, man. I'm happy for you.

23:07Joe Johnson:I'm happy, Joe. Yeah, that's what's up. You look like it. That's some other thing, man. I told you, Joe, I'm turning my house into a home. Joe, it's the difference now. Yeah, man. Yeah, I already know. You know, my babies, you know, all that. you know that that that that family and intertwine oh joe everything is beautiful man i'm thankful you hear me i know it i mean i've been that's what's up bro i'm happy for you man i'm happy for you joe i'm so happy for you yeah man listen i'm i'm with y 'all yeah i'm with y 'all but hey joe but you got to try one of these though boy you hear me you got to try one of these boy

23:39Shannon Sharpe:daddy joe ain't joe ain't joe ain't joe ain't on that level yeah that that you do what you mean

23:45Chad Johnson:I ain't on that level. I ain't getting in that damn level. That's what I'm saying.

23:48Shannon Sharpe:You ain't on that level yet. You gotta start Joe out with something, baby. Right, right, right.

23:53Joe Johnson:Well, I tried with the little plug, but he ain't really.

23:58Shannon Sharpe:Nah, that's too far. The blindfold, the blindfold, the blindfold might be but as far as you go right now. Yeah, we good on here. We got, we good. We good. We watching a couple of videos. Maybe get a little bit of a subscription. What about the little bell, Joe? Get him a little subscription. to the spanked division.

24:15Joe Johnson:Yeah. You see what I say, right?

24:18Chad Johnson:Yeah, but I don't need no bell for that.

24:20Joe Johnson:Oh, you're comfortable asking? Okay, my bad, Joe.

24:23Chad Johnson:I ain't, I ain't, I ain't, I ain't, I'm just saying we don't need no bell, okay, brother? Okay, yeah, we don't need no bell.

24:28Joe Johnson:Well, chat, chat, if anybody in the chat you don't need a bell, it says ring for Oro, man, in case, you know, you're not comfortable asking, you know. I, I sell it, I.

24:38Shannon Sharpe:No, that, I mean, we done locked in, I ain't gotta ask for that, that ain't nothing to ask for. It depends on how long you've been locked in there.

24:45Joe Johnson:You know, a she get she a she get kind of spooky. But a past year three.

24:51Shannon Sharpe:It could be the year 33.

24:56Shannon Sharpe:Man, look at.

24:58Chad Johnson:What? I'm sorry, Chad.

25:01Shannon Sharpe:Oh, Joe. Let me put these up, man. You got to get Joe that head. We got to get Joe that headboard. Oh, the one that lock you up like this? Yeah.

25:15Joe Johnson:You got to get the hair, boy. How you locked up like this, Joe?

25:18Chad Johnson:Man, what would I look like? What would I do with that? Oh, Joe, I'm 6 '8". What the hell I'm going to be locked up in the B-Hit? It ain't for you. It ain't for you, Joe. Okay, well, I'll be asking you these questions. Everything you got in your hand, you be acting like it's for the guy. I'm like, Joe, come on, man. If you into that, it could be for you. No, no, no. I don't rock like that. I don't rock like that. I'm just saying. Hey, for real? Yeah. Nah, for real, man. You gotta suspend that man for like a show or two, for real. Nah, it just getting out of hand. And the more and more we let him go on, he just coming up with all kinds of stuff.

25:55Chad Johnson:Come on, man.

25:56Shannon Sharpe:I'ma let you and him host the show together. Damn. Oh, look at me.

26:05Joe Johnson:Well, hey, I am feeling good tonight, boy.

26:09Shannon Sharpe:I see. You done took it down. Yeah, how you know?

26:15Joe Johnson:I'm feeling good. Hey, we can go to 3 o 'clock, boy. I'm ready, boy.

26:18Shannon Sharpe:Man, I can just blow a half burst.

26:25Shannon Sharpe:I'm just going to be hanging out. I'm just going to be, look. Y 'all call me the night of the show. I see y 'all the night of the show.

26:31Chad Johnson:What you mean? What you mean?

26:33Shannon Sharpe:Man, you an Ocho, man.

26:36Chad Johnson:Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's going to go down now. It's gonna go down. What happens to it will? When we get to age time, you know it's gonna go down. Hey Joe, this ain't what you want, boy. I'm just speaking on the show. I'm speaking on the show part. We gonna have a hell of a show.

26:50Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:52Chad Johnson:But, buddy, you wanna take it.

26:53Shannon Sharpe:What we doing after the show? We going. What's up? What we at?

26:58Chad Johnson:Okay.

27:00Joe Johnson:My treat.

27:02Shannon Sharpe:Okay. I got Saturday. I got Saturday. it's a team bonding

27:08Joe Johnson:okay I like that

27:09Shannon Sharpe:everybody the whole staff gonna be there

27:12Joe Johnson:where we eating at so I can get my palate ready I don't care whatever you wanna eat at I'm not with that bougie stuff I'd rather y 'all choose a restaurant and I just prepare myself for what we're getting ready to eat

27:25Shannon Sharpe:well we'll come up with something I mean it ain't gonna be it ain't but three of us you just said the whole team was coming the whole team coming on Saturday okay okay no the whole team ain't coming with us where we go with okay

27:52Chad Johnson:howdy partner

27:53Shannon Sharpe:now it's time for player fade presented by prize picks

28:08Shannon Sharpe:All right,$25 to win,$250. Here's our four-pick power play. Angel Reese, she'll have 31.5. When you combine her points, rebounds, and assists, she'll have more or less than 31.5.

28:24Chad Johnson:Boy, you better count that up. You better count it up. That girl ain't been playing. I don't know if y 'all been watching, but that girl ain't.

28:30Shannon Sharpe:You see her had that 26 rebound game? Ooh. She had followed up with a 16 and 16. or I'm definitely going more. Can you imagine not only if she played defense,

28:42Joe Johnson:imagine if she had the skill set of Olivia Miles, boy.

28:46Shannon Sharpe:No, that wouldn't be fair.

28:48Chad Johnson:That's cheating. That's cheating, Ocho. God ain't going to give all that.

28:52Shannon Sharpe:That's like saying, just imagine if Steph Curry was 6 '8". How you going to let that man be 6 '8 and shoot the ball like that? What the hell? Nafisha Collier. Combine her points. rebound assists, she'll have more or less than 28.

29:07Chad Johnson:I say more. Because she going to score, she play tough, she going to rebound the ball, and she'll get a few assists. I say more.

29:17Shannon Sharpe:More. The spectacle, Olivia Miles, points, rebounds, and assists, 29 and a half. Hang on, live. First of all, she'll give you 20 points. She'll probably give you six assists, probably about five rebounds. She'll be, yeah.

29:34Chad Johnson:More.

29:35Shannon Sharpe:More. All right. Ryan Howard, 24 and a half points, rebounds, and assists.

29:41Chad Johnson:Hold on. These teams play against each other?

29:43Shannon Sharpe:They sure do. Damn.

29:46Chad Johnson:I like Ryan Howard. She been balling. She can play. She got some game. Uncle Ocho, 24 and a half points, rebounds, assists. That's a tricky one. I ain't going to lie to you. It is. She be getting money now.

29:58Shannon Sharpe:Because, and the thing is, is that this, I think this is the last game before they go get ready to play in the World Cup, the women.

30:06Chad Johnson:Mmm.

30:12I ain't going to lie.

30:13Chad Johnson:I don't really know on this one.

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34:08Shannon Sharpe:All right, it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A.

34:22Shannon Sharpe:eco friends he said played man earlier couldn't find the john love

34:30Shannon Sharpe:that's a good one that's a good one og underscore thanos 26 what's up big three do y 'all have any issues with the nfl top 100 player ranking who's too low and who's too high so is it over now who Who was number one, Matthew Stafford? I haven't gone through it. I ain't even seen it. I haven't gone through it. I know Pastor Tan was number 10. I think Myles Garrett was like number seven. I think. Like I said, the only one off the top of my head is Pastor Tan. I don't know about anybody else. I'm assuming like Matthew Stafford probably gonna be number one. Josh Allen's probably gonna be pretty damn hot too.

35:17Shannon Sharpe:I think, I guess it's the, tomorrow they'll release the final episode tomorrow of one through five.

35:29Let me see.

35:30Joe Johnson:Yeah, I'm looking to see who it is now.

35:43Joe Johnson:yeah uh yeah one through five you're right because christian mccaffrey starts off as six pooping the cooler yeah michael parsons at eight jameer gibbs and pat certaine at 10. yeah yeah one through five isn't out yet

36:06Shannon Sharpe:Well, there you go. Star Bench Cup movies, Boomerang, thin line between love and hate, how to be a player.

36:17Chad Johnson:I'm gonna tell y 'all right now, Boomerang number one for me.

36:21Shannon Sharpe:I agree.

36:22Chad Johnson:Boomerang number one. Thin line between love and hate. but how to be a player, oh my God.

36:29Joe Johnson:It was good, it was good. But it can't, it's not gonna unseat those two.

36:35Shannon Sharpe:I don't know. I grew a boomerang, but I don't know. I think I might go how to be a player.

36:40Chad Johnson:But fourth in line?

36:42Shannon Sharpe:Miss Lynn Whitfield?

36:43Chad Johnson:I don't know.

36:45Shannon Sharpe:Man, I know she did to Martin. She did what she did to Marty Mark.

36:49Joe Johnson:Boy, that ate out.

36:50Shannon Sharpe:Marty Mark, player, player.

36:52Joe Johnson:How to be a player was good too though.

36:55Shannon Sharpe:It was great. Just left the John Merrick Classic between Tennessee State and Jackson State University. If you've never experienced an HBCU game, please attend one ASAP. From the bands to the people, it's like a family reunion. It absolutely is. Yes, it is. Like I said, I mean, that homecoming, excuse me, Chad, that ambiance, that feel, that buzz, that excitement. Ain't nothing like it. Ooh, loud.

37:24Chad Johnson:Hey, listen, hey, back in the day when I was playing for the Hawks, one of my little partners, he was playing at Clark Atlanta. So I went to the Clark and Morehouse homecoming, Uncle Ojo. It's a damn party out there on the floor. You hear me?

37:42Shannon Sharpe:Every time.

37:43Chad Johnson:I'm talking about a party, bro. I'm talking about I ain't never seen nothing like that, bro. Oh, my God.

37:51Shannon Sharpe:You got to witness it. You gotta be there. That student center is Buzz Zay, the step show. Black Moses 26, Ocho gotta be a bit better. Have my sweet potato pie hat on.

38:05Chad Johnson:Oh no, he takes it ready. Check him out. Yeah.

38:10Joe Johnson:I'm ready, you know, I'm just breaking everything and I done had this on all day today.

38:18Shannon Sharpe:OG underscore Thanos 26, can y 'all please explain why it has been mandatory for coaches and players to talk to the media because that's a part of it hold on not only is the part is it is it is you're gonna say that it's contractually you got to you can contractually and also your contract if they want you to do media appearances like like in the community that's really the kind of standard is standard in your contract now they don't normally make you do it but

38:52Shannon Sharpe:but that's just the way it is. OG, they've written that into the contracts, and they want you to be professional at all times, and being professional means you got to talk to the media, being good, bad, or indifferent. DMoney underscore 903, can y 'all say a prayer for my family? We found out today my grandmother might be transitioning soon, and she's been in hospice care, and it'll be appreciated. Absolutely, man, we're so sorry. We know how grandmothers are, mothers are in family, and it's never easy. It's never easy and I understand that when you move someone to hospice you know it's just a matter of time but that doesn't make it any easier.

39:29Shannon Sharpe:It's just going to give you time to prepare. Prepare for what? You know my loved one is leaving this earth leaving this physical body and ain't coming back? I can't prepare for that. I don't care how much time you give me. I don't care what you tell me. I don't care what you tell me and I understand a lot of times Joe and Ocho it's like they're in a better place. They might be, but I ain't. I'm out here with this pain.

39:57Chad Johnson:We do have a tendency to be a little selfish. But when a lot of us, you know, when we see our loved ones, mother, grandmother, and they're in such great pain, bro, you know when it's that time, I mean, hell, it's going to put you at a little ease too. I don't know about y 'all, man, but, you know, my mom had them battle council for over a decade. So I know the ins and outs, and when it came back at that rapid pace and they had to bring hospice in. Yeah.

40:28Shannon Sharpe:You knew it was gonna be a matter of time then.

40:31Chad Johnson:Man. That's a tough one, bro.

40:34Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. But boy, when they tell you, Libby calling told me, say Shannon, the doctor told me, say it ain't gonna be many more times that, they gonna, you know. That was in April. that was uh april the last time she's just like i'm just tired yep yep that's how i go they get tired of fighting and battling bro she tired i mean the uh her her kidneys and heart was working at probably five ten ten percent capacity yeah having to take it he had that fluid drained off her body i'm tired I sure wish I could get me some rest. Yeah.

41:24Chad Johnson:That's a tough one. But hey, Ocho, the first thing my mama said when the doctor was like, look, he told us in January she won't make it through the year. Yeah, she she transitioned. It was February like 24th. I think we're going to be that damn soon here. Wow. But man. Well, I ain't never had to deal with nothing like that. Well, Hey, good luck, boy. Good luck.

41:50Shannon Sharpe:That's all. But we definitely, we definitely at Nightcap Family, we definitely praying for you, bro. Yeah. Oh, what you got to say about Savannah State losing 87 to nothing? You can't say foot or ball. Man, Quez, ain't nothing to say. That's all about Quez. At least if we lost, let's just say we lost 17-14. Let's just say we lost 35-38. Man, when you lose 87 to nothing, you ain't do nothing right.

42:20Chad Johnson:Maybe if y 'all lost 48 to nothing, hell, that probably would've even been a little better.

42:24Shannon Sharpe:Hell, they had that halfway through the second quarter, it looked like. See, sometimes when the game get like that, you gotta go ahead and call the game. I don't even know why you play. Do that like the little league game. They get like a 10-run lead, let that go.

42:41Chad Johnson:Nah, because that ain't fair for me who over here having a career high against y 'all ass. Don't mess up my career high. Let me keep pounding on that.

42:51Shannon Sharpe:Nah, Joe, they got to call that, man. They got to call that.

42:56Shannon Sharpe:Ocho, I have your Hall of Fame jacket. Founded in a 49ers locker room after my workout. Send me$1.3 million, and I'll send it to you. Best, DeJong Love.

43:07Joe Johnson:Hey, that's funny. That is classy. and the funny thing about it is now that his his stories come out it's some other ones that's been uncovered too one one posing as a dallas cowboys player joe you ain't see that yeah on instagrams

43:27Chad Johnson:and twiddle see see i don't know what's real now because i feel like everybody kind of making fun

43:32Joe Johnson:of him it's really a dude he was posing he's posing as well they uh he deactivated his his uh his Twitter, but it's been going around. I'm sure the people in the chat.

43:42Chad Johnson:How you gonna pick the Cowboys out of any damn body? Man, we gonna know who, man, come on, man.

43:47Joe Johnson:Chat, y 'all saw the one dude pretending he a Cowboys player? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny, man, it's funny. It's them doing the workouts, and like I know what it's supposed to look like. I'm like, come on, man. Come on, man.

44:04Shannon Sharpe:That's the first thing I saw, because that was the first thing that I saw was him on the beach. I was like, him? And you look at his body, he ain't got no nothing look like that. Wide receiver? No, there ain't no wide receiver built like that, I promise you. Not one wide receiver built like that.

44:23Chad Johnson:Yeah, them boys chopped up. Them boys chopped up.

44:26Shannon Sharpe:Well, huh? Like a big bag of dope.

44:37Oh, hold on.

44:39Shannon Sharpe:No way your Tigers lost 87 to nothing in South Carolina State. It's going to be a long season. A very, very long season.

44:52Oh,

44:54Shannon Sharpe:Tigers played with a disconnected controller like the little sibling.

45:04Shannon Sharpe:Oh, you needed to pad up tonight. Man, they might have got that hundred when I was out there.

45:11Chad Johnson:They had to put it on them boys, boy. Oh, wee. Damn.

45:17Shannon Sharpe:They put it on them. Savannah State got 87 gas put on them.

45:26Joe Johnson:Thank you, thank you, thank you.

45:28Shannon Sharpe:Damn, President, Unc. Need to call the National Guard, need to call the governor, need to call everybody. Man, look here, man. Y 'all got him, man. Stall it out, man. Damn.

45:42Shannon Sharpe:Hey, Unc, Ocho, and Steele from South Carolina. Damn, Unc, y 'all lost twice. Fam, go give them a better game, but they are the defending champ. Yeah, y 'all defending champ.

45:54Joe Johnson:I don't care about them being defending champs, fam. Man, we finna mock the flow of them people, man. No disrespect to South Carolina State But y 'all finna come down to Miami And we gon' use a good BTA And then y 'all goin' back I wonder what South Carolina State band hittin' on What that band hittin' for Huh

46:14Shannon Sharpe:You know what Even though they're not Most black college bands might not be As known as some of the others We still gon' Crush all the PWI bands

46:26Joe Johnson:Well that's factual That's factual. That's factual. I can agree with that.

46:31Shannon Sharpe:They just got more people. They might have two other people, 250 in their band, but they can't get down like we can. Mm. They can't. Best trio in the game, hello question. What was something you always wanted to buy as a kid that when you finally purchased one, you got that payday?

46:51Chad Johnson:Damn. Hella bigger house. I ain't gonna lie to you. But I couldn't wait to put my mama in a nice house. Cause look, guess what, Uncle Ocho? When I came home in the summer, that's who I stayed with. I stayed with mama. Hey, yeah, I couldn't wait. I couldn't wait.

47:06Shannon Sharpe:What you do, Ocho? First time you got some money, what you always wanted to keep.

47:10Chad Johnson:Goddamn don't.

47:11Joe Johnson:Chevy.

47:15Joe Johnson:73, either 71 or 73 Chevy Caprice. Convertible or hardtop, one or the other. My dumb behind bought six of them just the way everybody else I grew up with can have something to ride.

47:28Chad Johnson:I already know what you mean, old Joe.

47:30Shannon Sharpe:I want Milt-Shabell. I might get Milt-Shabell built or something.

47:34Chad Johnson:Hard top? Drop top?

47:36Shannon Sharpe:Man, you know what, Joe? Once upon a time, I used to be that guy and kept that drop top down, but I don't want people to be seeing me.

47:43Joe Johnson:Okay.

47:45Shannon Sharpe:It'd probably be all black, murdered out windows.

47:49Joe Johnson:And I done jumped back in the –

47:50Shannon Sharpe:But I want that thing to rumble when I come to –

47:53Chad Johnson:I done jumped back. Yeah, yeah. You want them pipes jumping back there.

47:58Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah.

47:59Chad Johnson:You want to sound like that gorilla in the trunk.

48:02Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, like you go to the zoo and he's slapping that plain glass. He mad at somebody. That's what I wanted to sound like.

48:09Joe Johnson:And I done jumped back in the game, Joe. Oh, you got another dog? I found a 73. Real, real inexpensive.

48:19Shannon Sharpe:By the time you get done with it.

48:21Joe Johnson:I'm going to take it off the frame. start i'm taking it out the frame and it's going i'm i'm i'm unveiling it at rick ross car show oh that's it oh really it should be ready right before for ross car show i'm trying to win one of them keys what the keys well he be giving out what if you have some nice prizes boy what yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what you pulling up in i don't know i gotta get something man

48:49Shannon Sharpe:If y 'all try to do something, we can do something.

48:52Chad Johnson:I done already started. I already sent y 'all what I'm about to get. You will get it for real, Joe? Oh, the one you sent, Joe, with the red guts? You like that? Yeah. And murdered our joint with that drop? Man, what?

49:12Chad Johnson:Yeah, man.

49:16Chad Johnson:So y 'all let me know, man, what we need to link up. i gotta look i gotta do who'll be shipping cars you know if i need to pull up on y 'all you know yeah y 'all let me know

49:31Joe Johnson:i got a second i got it i got to see this thing okay i sent it to you already joe huh yeah i

49:35Chad Johnson:sent you that chevy the picture the one uh-uh you ain't sent to it you sent me the ones that you yeah i gotta see you i'm saying that junk gonna be running you got what you got under the hood

49:51Joe Johnson:trying to place nobody probably probably getting a 383 stroker that's it nothing okay crazy okay

50:02you know mine's a stick shield i hate stick joe yeah mine's stick shield you know i drive stick

50:11Joe Johnson:man come on man i hate stick shift especially if you going up a hill oh hell no that because you

50:18Chad Johnson:know you gotta know how to drive you gotta know how to how to merge that thing you you ain't that good with that i can tell i thought you i thought you i thought they knew you for your for your

50:27Joe Johnson:feet work yeah on the football field not with the pedals oh basketball court yeah you know soccer Oh, yeah. Driving. Basketball. Yeah, basketball, Joe.

50:42Joe Johnson:Yeah, Joe, it's going to be here, boy. Boy, you see me on that court.

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54:35Shannon Sharpe:This might be the hardest one yet.

54:37Joe Johnson:Wait, give me that again. J.J.

54:40Shannon Sharpe:Watt, Aaron Donald, Miles Garrett. Damn.

54:48Joe Johnson:I'm going Aaron Donald first.

54:51Shannon Sharpe:I'm definitely starting him.

54:55Joe Johnson:And you know, some people in the chat, they might have forgot, boy. But I got there. JJ Watt. JJ Watt wasn't no man.

55:07Chad Johnson:Nah, you bad, boy. But I don't know if I'm going to be able to take him over my house, Gary. No. Not me. I'm saying you may be able to but not me

55:22Chad Johnson:that's a tough one hey hold on is Aaron Donald he still coming back or he still he in limbo

55:30Shannon Sharpe:he in limbo

55:34Chad Johnson:he want to get out these damn dog days don't he man

55:38Joe Johnson:smart and they gonna let him too Yeah.

55:45Shannon Sharpe:So who we got? Who we going with? Aaron Donald starting. We got JJ the bench, Miles the cut, or Miles the bench and JJ the cut.

55:54Chad Johnson:I told you, I got Miles sick and I'm gonna have to cut JJ, I'm sorry.

55:58Joe Johnson:I would go ahead. I like it. We got the same order.

56:02Shannon Sharpe:Okay.

56:04Chad Johnson:Or going against the grain.

56:05Shannon Sharpe:I ain't gonna go ahead. So it's been spoken. Oh, okay. Ocho memory battling, batting 1 ,000 a night, bringing up the old ass Dolphins score after seeing school go down 87 to nothing.

56:22Shannon Sharpe:DeJon Love did not play for the 49ers. He played with the Dolphins. He was on the Ocho wide receiver camp.

56:33Shannon Sharpe:Man, Ocho threw that man out of camp running around like that.

56:37Joe Johnson:He wouldn't have made it past stretch.

56:44Shannon Sharpe:the last time the Titans were good Denzel coached him you know what

56:50Joe Johnson:whoever said that that was funny that was a good one

56:55Shannon Sharpe:actually that's Burns that's Burns' team Burns played with yeah Coach Boone was his coach that's throwback

57:03Joe Johnson:that's dope

57:08Shannon Sharpe:what's up Ocho Aiso Who y 'all got picked to win the NFL MVP this season?

57:18Chad Johnson:MVP. I got Dak. What? Now what? I got Dak, Prescott, Dakota.

57:27Shannon Sharpe:You say you heard it? Hey.

57:29Chad Johnson:Yeah, I got Dakota Prescott. I'll tell you who's gonna win.

57:32Joe Johnson:Man, Joe. Bounce back season, got to be. All right, do it, do it that season. The window of opportunity is...

57:42Shannon Sharpe:I'ma take LJ.

57:45Joe Johnson:Why not Bo Nix? I'm taking Lamar. But you're a Broncos, though.

57:52Shannon Sharpe:So? I ain't got him winning the MVP. I got Lamar to win the MVP. And get 400 million. Ooh!

58:03Chad Johnson:And let me hold something.

58:08Shannon Sharpe:Jerry Jones trying to win this year because he know he ain't got too much more good air to breathe. But they can have Jones because he ain't called it to the pro speed yet. As a Steeler fan, I'm glad he gone. He said he glad they traded Broderick Jones to the Cowboys because he wasn't getting a cut for the Steelers.

58:29Chad Johnson:Hey, Broderick Jones, you hear that, bro? You need to take offense to that. Come out and show these people, man. Hey, we need you. Cowboy Nation.

58:37Shannon Sharpe:You might have to put a fence around him to keep people from running past.

58:39Joe Johnson:Hey, Joe, you see some of the clips, you'll be mad now.

58:43Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, man. That's what I told him about you. He didn't even put a fence around him.

58:51Chad Johnson:He's going to be better over there with us.

58:53Shannon Sharpe:We're going to get him right. I sure hope so. Don't sleep on Dallas. When we beat Baltimore week three, everyone will take us serious. Starting the season 3-0. Ooh.

59:05Chad Johnson:Hey, I'm going to tell you something. If we start the season three and oh, y 'all better cancel the damn show, okay? Come on, tell you, bro. Yeah, I'm coming over here. I'm coming over to Raising Hell, yeah. And we beat Ognam week three. You gonna go crazy, Joe? Well, yeah, wait, hey, wait till the season start.

59:26Shannon Sharpe:That's how LJ is gonna start an MVP campaign.

59:29Chad Johnson:Oh, okay, yeah, all right.

59:31Shannon Sharpe:On y 'all.

59:32Chad Johnson:Okay, we gonna see.

59:34Shannon Sharpe:Steelers been running in the north with no quarterback Wait till we find our guy Ocho better stick with the Guppies than the Broncos

59:44Shannon Sharpe:I got me two teams

59:48Chad Johnson:And depending on who win that week That's who he go with Exactly I'm sorry you ain't got the win

59:53Shannon Sharpe:Hey Ocho don't do that Don't do that When the Bengals was losing And the Guppies were winning

59:58Joe Johnson:I support win or lose Win or lose I do too. You make it.

1:00:07Shannon Sharpe:But it's nice to have two teams that don't customarily lose too much.

1:00:12Joe Johnson:Yeah, all right.

1:00:15Chad Johnson:What's up? Ocho.

1:00:17Joe Johnson:The one you finna get, boy? It's gonna look exactly like that. Just a different color scheme. I sent it down too. Yeah.

1:00:26Chad Johnson:I'm saying you putting them gold things on that too?

1:00:29Joe Johnson:Mocha. Mocha Brown. The Cadillac, the new cadillac come with the mocha color i'm going with with the peanut butter guts

1:00:37Chad Johnson:oh that boy that that's hard what

1:00:43Joe Johnson:with what's them truths and foes on there 24s i ain't going big i'm keeping everything original you keep it everything yeah yeah yeah inside i ain't doing all that digital dad stuff keep

1:00:55Chad Johnson:everything original yeah it's more hard though what what is that you said 77 capris 73 73 73.

1:01:17Chad Johnson:yeah you put it in that car show boy you're gonna have to dip you're gonna have to dip the dough

1:01:21Joe Johnson:handles and gold it's gonna be on point now joe it's gonna be on point oh yeah oh yeah i already

1:01:25Chad Johnson:know i already i forgot who i was talking you're a florida boy i already know what i'm gonna do

1:01:29Joe Johnson:i'm gonna do it right you know you know what you know what yeah you know what i'm a name what you gonna name mocha nah shan

1:01:42Chad Johnson:that's gonna be after my license plate that's what you oh this is what you're rolling with that died i might get something like that boy this something off fast too fast and furious that's it

1:01:59well you boyfriend be kicking up some dust ain't you i ain't joe i ain't moving too fast hey

1:02:04Shannon Sharpe:oh jo joe carisha said so you said where are my scamming ass ninjas at hello hey it's a very

1:02:13Joe Johnson:fitting song ain't it man hey she asked for it he showed up now everybody got a problem with it

1:02:22that is bad yeah that thing be jammed yeah that's it why don't you always have this stuff readily available it's always with the arms reach what you mean i'm in my dungeon what you mean it's an

1:02:39Joe Johnson:arm reach I'm in my game room everything goes down in my game room that's right why it's in arms reach why you think there's a whole nother room right over here on the side I told you man 50 shades of gray they took all that they took all that for me all that's for me Joe you know having a own your own room and all you know the whole clock man it stole everything for me

1:03:06Shannon Sharpe:you know who got a got a collection of old school cars that's jay leno uh jay yeah kevin hart yeah do we really what yeah i didn't know that man yes he got like a 66 i think a road runner called michael myers yeah he got that elephant I just sent it to you, Joe. He got that. He got a, man, he got a boatload of cars. They got, him and the homeboys, they got a group called Plastic Cup Boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He bought them all old school, didn't he?

1:03:42Chad Johnson:Yes, yeah. I remember seeing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That more important.

1:03:47Shannon Sharpe:But that thing, hey, that thing blow hard too, Joe. Nice.

1:03:52Chad Johnson:Damn.

1:03:53Shannon Sharpe:Is it? I know you ain't gonna get it you will get something like that I ain't no way I'll pay it up for the world

1:04:02Joe Johnson:you already know it ain't happening

1:04:18Shannon Sharpe:that concludes this episode of Nightcap we want to thank you guys again for tuning in and joining us. We greatly, greatly appreciate that support. As always, y 'all know who I am. I'm your favorite, my partner and co-host with the cowboy hat, the Liberty City legend, the bingo ring of fame, the six-time pro bowler and the many-time all-pro, the route runner extraordinaire himself, that is Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson. And the third member of the big three, the University of Arkansas alum, the Little Rock Arkansas native, a seven-time NBA all-star from the Atlanta Hawks, the smooth shooting to guard.

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1:06:17Shannon Sharpe:USC, Savannah State lost a whole lot to nothing. 87 to nothing. I can't believe we lost that bad. USC opened the season with a victory 42-26 over San Jose State. Thank you guys for joining us. We really, really appreciate that. I'm Unc, he's Ocho, he's ISO. We'll see you back here tomorrow night. We're doing

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