In short
NFL franchise dominance “highest point differential vs a single franchise” (with examples like Steelers over Browns) and a sports-business discussion on Christian McCaffrey reportedly pausing practice amid contract negotiations. The episode also includes lighter segments: gym bragging, NFL/Christmas schedule talk, cologne “start/bench/cut,” and Q&A-style banter.
Guests (on-air)
No named external guests appear in the transcript. The hosts are Uncle Joe and Ocho (plus “Ash” appears as a voice in ads and is referenced in conversation, but not as a guest interview).
Guest backgrounds
N/A (no guest interviews; only host banter and ad voiceovers).
Key claims
- Steelers’ dominance over Browns is cited as a 579 point differential; other matchups include Cardinals over Washington (565).
- Christian McCaffrey allegedly stopped practicing due to tightness and is seeking more guaranteed money after recent RB deals (Bijan Robinson, Jameer Gibbs).
- Hosts argue McCaffrey is “rightfully” pushing for a pay raise, while noting injury history as the main counterargument.
Notable examples
Pittsburgh vs Cleveland (579), Arizona vs Washington (565), McCaffrey’s reported 12.5M non-guaranteed 2026 figure; practice pause tied to contract talks.
Written by AI. May contain mistakes. Listen to the episode to check what was said.
Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VONFL Point Differential Analysis
0:00 to 0:25
Discussion on the highest point differential in NFL history against single franchises.
“Some people use ChatGPT to answer questions.”
NFL Point Differential Analysis
2:41 to 3:44
Discussion on the highest point differential in NFL history against single franchises.
“The highest point differential versus a single franchise.”
Contract Negotiations in NFL
3:44 to 5:32
Analysis of Christian McCaffrey's contract situation and its implications.
“And you gotta realize, Ocho, Y 'all didn't become a franchise until 1968, so it'd probably be worse than that.”
Impact of Injury History on Negotiations
5:32 to 7:57
Exploration of how injury history affects player negotiations in the NFL.
“Hey, rightfully so, based on his production and what he's done in the past, isn't he worthy of being able to do this?”
Negotiation Strategies for Players
7:57 to 9:50
Discussion on players' leverage and negotiation strategies within the league.
“That's why you would hate to have to be in those rooms and hear what they say behind closed doors.”
Weightlifting and Fitness Banter
11:47 to 14:00
Casual conversation about weightlifting, fitness, and personal anecdotes.
“Now it's time for our final segment of the evening.”
Discussions on Combine Performance and Record Holders
14:00 to 18:06
Learn about combine performances, records, and humorous takes on athletes' abilities.
“Hey, at the combine, I did 225, 37 times, Joe.”
Reflections on Success and Gratitude
18:06 to 22:05
Listen to personal stories of success, gratitude, and the journey of growth.
“So I got him a track call because of, you know, Brother Shannon.”
Nostalgia and Memories of Colonges
22:05 to 28:07
Explore nostalgic memories linked to different colognes and their significance.
“I still got, God gave me the ability to be able to talk, to be able to communicate with people, to be able to entertain people.”
Cologne Preferences and Personal Hygiene
28:07 to 30:36
The hosts discuss their preferences regarding cologne and personal grooming habits.
“Nah, you can't spread it on your shirt, bro.”
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Soda Addiction and Health Tips
30:36 to 31:36
A conversation about the challenges of quitting soda and tips for healthier habits.
“Any advice y 'all can give about discipline?”
Music Start-Bench-Cut Game
31:36 to 33:14
The hosts play a game where they choose between iconic music artists and discuss their favorites.
“We got Marvin Gaye, Teddy P, Luther, Big Luther, not little Luther.”
Football Season Anticipation
33:14 to 35:15
The hosts express excitement for the upcoming football season and discuss related topics.
“Ocho don't want his electric bill ran up.”
Coping with Loss and Memories
39:55 to 42:00
A heartfelt discussion about dealing with the loss of loved ones and cherishing memories.
“Cam Newton, Randall Cunningham, Michael Vick.”
Reflecting on Memories
42:00 to 42:44
Discussion about the importance of memories and understanding past experiences.
“Even though when she was mad at me, And I know, you know, at the time, a lot of times, guys, when you're a kid and your mom or your grandma disciplining and chastising you, you don't understand it at that time.”
NFL Player Banter
42:44 to 44:41
Light-hearted discussions about NFL players and their personalities.
“Because, hey, somebody would have been sent that to me if that was on there.”
Christmas NFL Matchups
44:41 to 47:29
Discussion on upcoming NFL Christmas games and team performances.
“hey hey joe sometimes you get got sometimes you're the one who want to get them oh joey take all that to make a man.”
Discussing Player Performance
47:29 to 49:39
Analyzing player injuries and their impact on team performance.
“We ain't the same team we was last year.”
Backdoor Bandits and Humor
49:39 to 52:08
A humorous exchange about personal experiences and inside jokes.
“That don't make you no bad brother though.”
Business Ownership Insights
52:08 to 56:00
Advice on the challenges and sacrifices of owning a business.
“Hey Joe, it don't make it no bad brother, man.”
Lighthearted Banter Among Friends
56:00 to 58:40
Enjoy the playful banter and inside jokes between the hosts.
“I thought Joe drinking that wine, I could sleep in my eyes.”
Transcript
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2:34Shannon Sharpe:Oh, Lord, have mercy. What happened? What happened? Joe asked, this topic is for you. Look at the domination by America's team. The highest point differential versus a single franchise. Pittsburgh versus Cleveland is 579. Arizona, Washington, 565. Damn.
2:59Whoo.
3:01Shannon Sharpe:Well, Dallas got some Giants, Washington, Arizona. New England versus Indian Pittsburgh. Ocho, I know you ought to be shaming yourself, Ocho. What happened? With Pittsburgh and Cincinnati, that's what happened.
3:17Joe Johnson:Well, you know I only got one eye. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
3:20Shannon Sharpe:On three and four, them division rivals too, the Giants and Washington, yeah. We gonna get them folks on up outta here. Pittsburgh and Cincinnati division rival, Joe. Yeah. Pittsburgh and Cleveland, look at Pittsburgh. They just bolly-wap-po Cleveland. What we looking like? Y 'all looking bad. Plus 503.
3:42Joe Johnson:That's gonna change this year, though. You think so?
3:44Shannon Sharpe:And you gotta realize, Ocho, Y 'all didn't become a franchise until 1968, so it'd probably be worse than that.
3:53Shannon Sharpe:Cowboys been playing the Giants since 1960.
3:59Shannon Sharpe:Mom. Man, you know what I was thinking about? You know Mike McCarthy that had the best coach in career ever. He coached the Packers, the Cowboys, and the Steelers. What coach can say that, Ochojo? What coach can say, I got that on my resume? Hell, there ain't many, if any.
4:18Joe Johnson:Nobody. Hey, and you going to good teams too.
4:22Shannon Sharpe:You ain't just going to anybody. Ready made. Dallas might have had the two best coaches, coordinators at a given time. Vince Lombardi and Tom Landry. Oh yeah. Vince Lombardi was the OC, rest your soul. Coach Landry was the DC.
4:47Shannon Sharpe:San Francisco, poor Atlanta, the Rams, Atlanta, damn. OAT. Damn, Dirty Birds. They got to shake something this year, boy. They got to get it together. They show D to. But without the AA, without a captain at the quarterbacks, I don't know, fella. Uh-oh. There's reportedly speculation in the league circle that Christian McCaffrey has tapped the brakes on his practice time in an effort to get an adjustment to his contract, which pays him in about a non-guaranteed$12.5 million in 2026. Days after B. John Robinson and Jameer Gibbs pushed new money,$22.5 million per year, McCaffrey stopped practicing due to tightness.
5:31Shannon Sharpe:Something McCaffrey's holding out in hopes of getting a new deal. Ocho?
5:38Joe Johnson:Hey, rightfully so, based on his production and what he's done in the past, isn't he worthy of being able to do this? What you think? Yeah, I was just going to say the same thing. Who would argue that? Who would argue that fact? The only argument you could bring up is his injury history. That's about it, Uncle Joe. There's really nothing bad you can say after Jameer Gibbs and Bijan have gotten their deals done. Gotten their deals done it's only right that Christian McCaffrey is able to get a little pay raise. not above them um i'm not dead not above them allow them to reset the market but put me somewhere
6:19Shannon Sharpe:right below them oh he right below them he making 19 and a half yeah yeah so i'm not sure what he
6:26Joe Johnson:won't hey hey listen honestly i'm not sure what he won't we not finna bump you above them don't know what he want you what he wants some guaranteed money okay he probably ain't got no guarantee
6:38Shannon Sharpe:he left on there huh he got 12 he making 12 and a half million this year which is california which is about six million hold on hold on hold on when y 'all say he ain't got no guaranteed money so what he he he got incentives that he has to reach to no that's all he got is that 12 and a half million dollars so this year this year that's it guarantee see they got see they got what uh how much they signed for so they probably got 60 million dollars 70 million dollars guaranteed He got 12 and a half million dollars. He got what he got this year.
7:10Joe Johnson:That's it.
7:11Shannon Sharpe:So he wants some more guaranteed money, Ocho and Joe. He want 40, 50 million. I said, man, you know what?
7:17Joe Johnson:Matter of fact, you know what he trying to do? You know what he trying to do too? You know how they play with you, Joe? Once they get you on that contract and they get that guaranteed out of the way, well, that might be your last year too on that high salary.
7:32Shannon Sharpe:Hold up, hold up. What? Hold up.
7:35Joe Johnson:It's time to go. It's time to go or you're going to take a pay cut. You don't want to? Hold on.
7:40Shannon Sharpe:Even if your productivity is still at an elite level? Yes, Joe. That damn football cut, though. What? Hell yeah. Man,
7:51Joe Johnson:boy, them people don't play.
7:52Shannon Sharpe:And he close to that age. He close to that mythical, that 3-0.
7:57Joe Johnson:Yeah. Oh, he almost 30. And you play running back, too? Yeah, okay.
8:03Shannon Sharpe:Yeah.
8:07I forgot about that
8:08Shannon Sharpe:and they took care of Gilles, they took care of Bijon and they took care of Taylor hold on now what you got for your boy I'll stop practicing too here
8:23Joe Johnson:you know the funny part about it is he's in a position he's in somewhat of a position of power he's such an important part of that offense such an important part of that offense so he can play this game a little bit you know hey Joe you only had this kind of power every so often as a player with the cards in your hands so he gotta take advantage of that
8:49Shannon Sharpe:he gotta stay healthy too though Ocho
8:52Joe Johnson:I was gonna tell you that's the only pushback that's the only pushback if his agent going inside there to negotiate the first thing they gonna say they're going to bring up the injury history. They're going to bring it up. That's why you would hate to have to be in those rooms and hear what they say behind closed doors. Oh, Lord. You'll never look at them the same.
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11:51Shannon Sharpe:All right. Now it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q. Hey. Hey, Uncle Joe. What's up?
12:04Joe Johnson:Hey. Hey, Joe, you seen your boy hit that 315 three times a day?
12:08Shannon Sharpe:I seen you. I thought it was AI here.
12:11Joe Johnson:Come on. Joe, you know I don't know how to work no damn AI.
12:14Shannon Sharpe:I know, but I don't know who you got working the camera, who recording. I'll just tell you what I thought.
12:18Joe Johnson:No, I just set it up on the dumbbell rack. Oh, yeah, I see him doing your one, two.
12:22Shannon Sharpe:You see him doing his thing? I ain't see it. I'm going to take your word for it. I got to see it. It might be fake weights because, you know, a lot of guys be using fake weights now.
12:35Joe Johnson:Really? Fake weights?
12:38Shannon Sharpe:At 315, you do it. How many times you did 315?
12:41Joe Johnson:Man, three. I ain't do it like that.
12:43Shannon Sharpe:120 pound dumbbells, you should be able to get them at least six times. Right, Joe?
12:48Joe Johnson:No, eight. 120's eight. I could do the 130's, maybe three. Hey, when we gonna get in the weight room, man? Damn. Joe, you don't want to see me in the weight room, Joe.
13:01Shannon Sharpe:I just supervise. Hey, Joe, like you said, I don't want to see you on the basketball court, Joe. This ain't what you want. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not the weight room, Joe. I know you in that shoulder shrugging and I know you're doing this. I mean, you know what? Hey, I would take that 315 and like, oh, yeah, Ocho, what you doing? How many times you doing it, Ocho?
13:29Shannon Sharpe:What's that song y 'all was singing? Like, dive around the corner? Hey.
13:39Shannon Sharpe:Hey. Yeah. I'm going to let y 'all let Jordan take care of y 'all. That's about y 'all Jordan.
13:48Joe Johnson:Nah, man. Hey, Jordan ain't even stronger than me.
13:52Shannon Sharpe:Nah, Jordan just won the competition at the gym. What? Which one? He did 225, 28 times. Damn. That's it? That's it? Oh, here he go. That's it.
14:04Joe Johnson:Man, hey, Joe. Hey, at the combine, I did 225, 37 times, Joe. Did you really?
14:09Shannon Sharpe:Be honest.
14:10Joe Johnson:No. No. Joe, look at me.
14:13Shannon Sharpe:You ain't do 225 no 37 times. I think DK, by the way, got the record. I think DK, I think DK did like 27. Yeah. Man, y 'all should, hey, them NBA combines, I never, I'm talking about, boy, it be some dude with just one plate on each side, barely can get one, two. I'm like, damn. Yeah. The GOAT 2022, what's up, Big Three? I guess the NBA think he was born last night. What was the response to Kawhi's investigation? Barber either have dirt on someone or he paid a large sum behind the scenes. They say there's not enough evidence that Barber did anything, that he funneled money to Kawhi. I guess they said the company just liked Kawhi so much that they just wanted to give him$28,$30 million,$5 million,$10 million.
15:04Shannon Sharpe:Hell, he was the only one getting paid. Yeah. All right, now. Hey, hey, money talk that BS walk a thousand miles. I think we all know that. Yes, sir.
15:18Shannon Sharpe:Aiso and Ocho, be on one. Y 'all long lost family. I've said this before, man. Y 'all the best thing on TV. Money burning for some new nightcap merch. Love y 'all. You know what? We're going to come out with some nightcap merch. I got to sit down and talk to the team. We need to come out with some merch. You right. You right. You right.
15:37Joe Johnson:Hey, I can tell you right now, when it comes to the nightcap merch, I can tell you what's gonna sell. What's gonna sell the most? That don't make you no bad, bro. Hello. I'm telling you. Hey, them little co, yeah, hello. You know, the funny thing about it - Slow down turbo. There you go. Yeah, say, each of us have our own little slogans that we always say. That Joe got his little slater slogan, Unc, you got yours. Man, that junk, that shit, excuse me.
16:06Shannon Sharpe:Don't fly.
16:06Joe Johnson:That shit was gonna fly off the shelf.
16:10Shannon Sharpe:Oh yeah, oh yeah.
16:17Shannon Sharpe:Kyle, one, two, three, four. Ocho ain't never been served before. Well, you need to serve him. 50 ,000, 100. Joe, you see the man buying track honks? This man got big old diamonds in his ears. He done bought an Hermes bag. Ain't even thought about paying me my money. Hey, you know what you gotta do, don't you?
16:34Joe Johnson:Hey, hold on, hold on, Uncle Joe. Hey, what that is?
16:41Shannon Sharpe:Don't worry about it.
16:45Shannon Sharpe:Hey, they may have to put a hit out on you, bro. They're going to put a hit out on you, Ocho. I don't know what else to tell you.
16:52Joe Johnson:What kind of hit?
16:53Shannon Sharpe:Look, here you go.
17:01Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. Yeah.
17:06Joe Johnson:Hey, you gotta put the mask on right. Now you got too much forehead showing, I'm gonna know it's you.
17:15Shannon Sharpe:He ain't worried about you knowing who it is here. He just don't want nobody else to know. Look. Hey. No face, no case. No name, no blame.
17:26Joe Johnson:Yeah. Hey, listen, I'm with you right. And listen, it's not my fault. Who about is it? It's not my fault. You want to know who the fault it is? It's his fault. It's his fault. Because three years ago, he had an idea, and we sat down at a table in Beverly Hills. He had an idea on wanting to do a show. We had no idea how it would go. We didn't know it would go this well. But listen, by the blessings of God, the cup is runneth over. Now, again, I'm not one that's flashy, but there will be signs.
17:51Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, hello. Yeah, yeah.
17:53Joe Johnson:You hear me? Hello? So there will be signs. And the signs are not for me. The signs are me for to continue my purpose here on Earth. That is to be a blessing upon others. So I blessed my brother with something that he's always wanted, something that I've heard him talk about before. So I got him a track call because of, you know, Brother Shannon. But you're saying. You know, and Ash. But you're saying. Yeah, this ain't got nothing to do with me. How are you mad at me for helping me help other people?
18:19Shannon Sharpe:Hey, but what you're saying there, that little$5 ,900 that you owe him, he ain't never seen, uh-oh, he got that stick out. Oh, Shay Shiesty. What that is? That's that Billy Club. I don't want to be this guy.
18:30Joe Johnson:Oh, that's in your pool stick?
18:36Go ahead.
18:37Shannon Sharpe:Keep talking. Don't mind me.
18:39Joe Johnson:Go ahead. Hey, Joe. I'm confused. Most of the time when you think about it, when you create a monster, for every action, there's a reaction. He created the monster that you see now. I didn't do this. I was working 323 other jobs. He made it 325. It just so happened that 324 has put me at a level I haven't been at in a very long time.
19:07Shannon Sharpe:Well, would it be in three years, Ocho? The man deserves some interest on his money. That's all I'm saying.
19:14Joe Johnson:Hey, let me tell you something, Joe. Let me tell you something. Uncle can get whatever he wants, whatever he needs. Whatever he needs. All he got to do is break the glass for emergency. Right now, it ain't no emergency. How you going to tell me what it is?
19:27Huh?
19:28Shannon Sharpe:let me get these fingerprints off here joe yeah yeah
19:36Joe Johnson:yeah we good we good we good we good we good we good i'm just i'm just trying to continue diversifying my portfolio man hey man that's all hey i hear you oh joe but the man don't look like
19:49Shannon Sharpe:he got too much more patience i'm just keep it real with you you know but hey listen he got the
19:54Joe Johnson:kind of patience Sally got. You know how Sally Mae patient is here because she waiting on everybody to pay, you know, just like Sally Mae.
20:02Shannon Sharpe:Okay. All right. So you don't really take him that serious, do you? Tell the truth.
20:07Joe Johnson:No, I take him serious, Joe. When I hand him that 5900, I would say, man, here go your little.
20:14Shannon Sharpe:See what I'm saying, Joe?
20:16Joe Johnson:Hey, man, here go your 5900, man, God damn.
20:20Shannon Sharpe:See what I'm saying, Joe? Now 5900 is 5900.
20:29Joe Johnson:Oh, hey, I tell you one thing, boy. All the time, ain't it man? All the time, man. Just a man. Boy, hey, Joe, sometimes I sit back, man. I watch the clips on the show, and I walk through the airport, and I see where I was, and I see where I'm at now. And all I could do is, man, that man is good. because, you know, it was a time, Joe, where I was a dolphin. And in the 24-hour span, boy, I lost everything. In the 24-hour span, I sat in that little... You didn't lose your talent. Yeah, that too. Come on, now. Take your time. See, there's a difference between you two.
21:07Shannon Sharpe:See, if you lose your talent, now they can take everything away from you. Yeah. You lost the job. Ah. You had the talent to go get another and do something else. Yeah. Okay, maybe football was over. Maybe that part of your life, that's how it was ended. Yes, sir. But you know what? You weren't going to walk away. God said, you know what, I got something better for you. You see, when he closed the door, he can close the door, can't nobody open. And he can open the door, can't nobody close. There you go. See, that's what happened. Sometimes he want us to move because he know we not gonna move ourselves, he have to move us.
21:40Shannon Sharpe:Yes sir. And then when he move you, he know you moved. Yes sir. Boy, you talking now boy. Talking.
21:50Joe Johnson:Yeah, hey. Hey, Joe, I'ma tell you, I'ma tell you, Joe. Well, I feel like I'm playing football again. I ain't having to catch no balls, to catch no touchdowns, and I ain't gotta take no hits, boy. Yeah.
22:02Shannon Sharpe:I know the feeling, old Joe. I know the feeling. Man, listen. That's it. That's what I tell people. I say, no, I lost the job. I didn't lose the talent. I still got, God gave me the ability to be able to talk, to be able to communicate with people, to be able to entertain people. I still had that ability. I just lost the ability to do that on network television. I still can be able to do it on my channel, on here, right here with us. Still had Club Shay Shay. To have guests come on, sit down and talk, have a great time, great time, entertain, tell their story, it's great. Everything happens for a reason.
22:43Shannon Sharpe:Everything is all about timing. God got it. King Sin G. All right, cappers. which old school colognes are you going to start? Bench, Cut, and Why? Your choices. What's that, Jupe, Cool Water, or CK1? This is my high school lineup. Yo, ay. The only one I know is CK1. You don't know Jupe? I don't know Jupe. You don't know Jupe, huh? Woo hoo. Ay, ay, ay. We had the high school with Old Spice, man. Hold on, yeah, yeah, y 'all had that Old Spice. Ay, ay. That's my grandfather, that's my grandfather wore. That Jupe, when I was in high school, that Jupe, and they had a clone called Clinique Happy. I don't know if y 'all ever heard of this.
23:25Shannon Sharpe:I heard of Clinique. And that damn Issey Miyake. Ooh! Yeah. See Joe, by the time you got there, see we had that Calvin Klein obsession. We had that Dreycar, that Dreycar Nor. Yeah. And that all black bottle of Joe Jonas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that Calvin Klein obsession You should have had them with the firm-o's in it.
23:49Joe Johnson:Boy, you put that on. My granddaddy had that.
23:54Shannon Sharpe:Hey, hey, hey. And you get to school and they girl tell you, ooh, you smell good today. Yeah. Thank you. Huh? Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah.
24:06Shannon Sharpe:But you know what, guys? You know, I had war cologne in 40 years. Damn. I like me some smell good now. I smell good now. Yeah. I need my cologne. But you know what? I might try me some body butter or something. Because my skin, my skin, this skin, this thing, I'll be shining like Black Diamond. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Hey, Joe, you see all that? All them ripples and them cuts. Yeah, I see. Hey, I told you. Yeah. Yeah. Got into an argument with a sword down the street the other day. Yeah, I also show cuts everywhere.
24:50Woo.
24:51Shannon Sharpe:But I'm about to get right here. Yeah. Look at it. Yeah. Hey, boy, they ain't bad for 58. What? Huh? Hey, for 58? I know some cats. I know some cats out of there. Hell at 30. Oh, yeah. They ain't got this right here. They ain't got that. Yeah, look at it.
25:11Joe Johnson:Yeah. Hey, we bought - Oh, Joe, you can move back from the camera.
25:14Shannon Sharpe:You ain't gotta get that close.
25:15Joe Johnson:That's all, Joe. I'm just saying, hey, we bought the same size. Don't make me come up out of this.
25:20Shannon Sharpe:Don't do it. Don't do it, Ocho. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it, don't do it, bro. Don't do it. Spam, spam, spam. Man, that joke out there looking like a praying man, this joke.
25:31Joe Johnson:I just look like this, huh?
25:33Shannon Sharpe:Hey, hold on, what's this?
25:36Joe Johnson:Oh yeah, get that thing boy.
25:39Shannon Sharpe:I like the slow down.
25:41Joe Johnson:Get that thing up off of you. Slow down, slow down, slow down. You say he lifted it. Get it up, get it up, get it up.
25:49Shannon Sharpe:Hey Ocho, I like the eccentric slow coming down. Yeah, I like that, I like that. I don't know, that man might give you a run for your money boy.
26:04Joe Johnson:I don't know what I see. I don't know what to see me. Hey, I'm telling you what Jordan that man.
26:09Shannon Sharpe:Man, Joe, man. Come on, man. Joe, come on, man. I used to damn damn the 500 pounds.
26:17Joe Johnson:But I could, I could max out at 450. What you saying?
26:21Shannon Sharpe:I already think you could do 350.
26:25Joe Johnson:Oh, you want me to put, you want me to put it on there tomorrow?
26:28Shannon Sharpe:I just do little dumbbells here and there, Joe. I hit them 120. I hit 125 today. That's all I want to do. I got 125 for 10. I call it a date. How many things you doing? I did what I do. I did 100, 100 for 12, 115 for 12, and 125 for 10. Oh, okay. All right. And, boy, move some weight now, Ocho. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, see, hey, that's just for the, you know, a 145. You know, I figure if I can hold them 125 dumbbells, a 145, I'm good. You know, it used to be 180, you ain't a lady. Yeah. 220, I had a plenty.
27:16Shannon Sharpe:I ain't got an image no more, guys. I just ain't got an old back. The old back ain't what it used to be, Joe. Man. I already know. So y 'all got what you got? What you got? You got who started? What's starting? Juke, Cool Water, or CK1? You gotta start one, bench one, cut one. I'm going jupe. I'm going in that order. I'm going jupe, then I'm going cool water, and then the CK1 I got to let go.
27:42Joe Johnson:Yeah, Calvin Klein, ain't it? Yeah, I'm got the same order as you. That jupe wasn't nothing to play with, boy. I bet, hold on, y 'all remember Fair and High? Yeah, yeah. You remember Fair and High? Oh yeah.
27:56Shannon Sharpe:Guess what Ash said my cologne is? What? Listery.
28:06Joe Johnson:why you don't like cologne it cologne it's sensitive to your skin
28:13Shannon Sharpe:because i used to ask the uh the ladies at work that i work with about what she had to smell like the girl girlfriend the people just asking talk about listerine
28:28Joe Johnson:you heard me on
28:30Shannon Sharpe:I told you I might do some body butter I might do some body butter
28:34Joe Johnson:no I'm saying why you don't like I just never did
28:37Shannon Sharpe:I just I mean I liked it Jojo but once I stopped I mean I put it on one time I had a white shirt and it stained it got yellow stuff on my shirt I didn't know you weren't supposed to spray on your shirt
28:52Joe Johnson:You can spread it on your shirt, but you just can't spread it too. Nah, you can't spread it on your shirt, bro.
28:57Shannon Sharpe:You gotta spread it like behind your ears or something on your neck.
29:01Joe Johnson:Nah, nah, Joe. I spread it on my shirt. When I walk by, you gonna smell it, Joe.
29:04Shannon Sharpe:You gonna smell it if you got it on your body too, Ocho.
29:08Joe Johnson:Yeah, I like it on my clothes, Joe. You know, cause I smoke them cigars. So, hey, the cologne, block it out.
29:15Shannon Sharpe:What's the new cologne? What's that new cologne now? Uh, uh. It's too many. Am I like bun number nine or something? Like blue.
29:26Joe Johnson:Hey, I seen some people on Twitter today. They arguing about they top four. Man, I'm going through the list and I'm just jot down.
29:34Shannon Sharpe:Top four what, colognes? Okay.
29:36Joe Johnson:Yeah, you know, everybody, all the dudes putting they top four colognes and stuff I didn't know or realize. Okay, I'm gonna try that. I'm gonna try that. that Clab Christian. Joe, you got that one in the million.
29:49Shannon Sharpe:Oh yeah, I got that too. Yeah. That Tom Ford jumping on. I like Tom Ford the way they smell. I just ain't. Hey, it's too many.
29:58Joe Johnson:They got like 100 Tom Ford. They got like 2 ,000 Creed. Creed, that's what it is. That's Creed, Creed.
30:04Shannon Sharpe:Yeah.
30:05Joe Johnson:Oh, and they got so many.
30:06Shannon Sharpe:You said George, I got like 50 bottles of that. Yeah, they got too many. I had a Tom Ford bottle that cost like$900. $500. Oh, yeah.
30:15Joe Johnson:Ooh. I think that one in a million cost is real pricing.
30:21Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. I'm going to have to let y 'all have that.
30:27Shannon Sharpe:I want to quit drinking soda. I eat healthy, work out all the stuff. I just need to, but soda has a grip on me. Any advice y 'all can give about discipline? How about this?
30:40Joe Johnson:Hold on, you going to ask me about soda and I'm sitting here with a coat?
30:44Shannon Sharpe:How about this? Don't go cold turkey. Say, you know what? Instead of drinking three a day, say, you know what? The first two meals, I'm going to have water. I'm going to drink water. And just gradually win yourself out. Instead of having, you know, drinking Coke three or four cans, I don't know, I'm assuming you say it got a grip on you. Now I'm assuming you probably drank two, three, maybe even four cans a day. Some people don't like water, though, Uncle Ocho, because it ain't got no flavor or taste. You know what I mean? You get that little squirt thing that you can put in and give it some taste.
31:14Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, you talking about like crystal light or something like that? Yeah, yeah, something like that, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, but the majority of the people, they ain't studying that. They want something juicy, fruity, sugary. Yeah, sugary. Yeah, yeah. And them calories add up on you though. What? I'm for drink. Yeah. Woo. Okay, we got to start bench court. We got Marvin Gaye, Teddy P, Luther, Big Luther, not little Luther.
31:42Joe Johnson:Come on, why y 'all be doing this now? Come on now.
31:45Shannon Sharpe:I think Marby Gay got to start.
31:47Joe Johnson:Teddy P, Luther? That's not fair.
31:50Shannon Sharpe:Marby Gay got to start. And then who you going?
31:53Joe Johnson:Okay, but I'm just saying, having to choose between those three, that's not fair. You going with Luther. You going with Teddy P?
31:58Shannon Sharpe:You going with Luther, ain't you? You benching Luther? Wake up, all the truth.
32:07Shannon Sharpe:Wake up, everybody. Damn Teddy. And I grew up on Teddy.
32:14Joe Johnson:Yeah. Hey, so you start Marvin? I'm starting Marvin. Hey, you must have forgot boy. Teddy P? That's tough. Luther? Nah, I'm starting Luther. Luther. Yeah, I'm starting, hold on. I'm not starting any Luther. I'm starting Big Luther. Yeah, you starting Big Luther. I'm starting Big Luther. And then Marvin Gaye and Teddy P. I mean, regardless of which way you go, you can't go. man that's that's not fair oh that's a that's a that's a good little lineup whoever did that that star bench cut thank you well you get a playlist with them and smokey robinson and
32:54Shannon Sharpe:and and bobby romack and i'm gonna go i'm going marvin uh uh i'm cutting teddy p i ain't gonna lie i'm going with luther i'm going with luther too i'm going to lose that too i got the bench Yeah.
33:09Joe Johnson:Hey, Teddy P got some cold. I know he got some cold. Turn off the lights. Turn them out. And light a candle. Man, don't get me started, man. You know I can sing, man.
33:22Shannon Sharpe:Sam Legrand, Ocho. Ocho don't want his electric bill ran up. Explains why he never have nightcap light on. It's too far away, so it mores. I mean, my line is just like right there. My sign ain't that far back.
33:42Joe Johnson:Yeah, I still don't understand why my camera can't adjust on his own, man. Technology is so advanced. They should be able to adjust on the zone.
33:49Shannon Sharpe:Come down there and take a look at it.
33:51Joe Johnson:Yeah, man. Let me show Chad since they always talk about my life.
33:55Shannon Sharpe:That's a Waffle House sign he about to put on. And I think that white background, it don't show good. I had, mine was black. That's why I had to put that black one. Yeah, look at that, Ocho. We don't know what the hell, let's see.
34:10Joe Johnson:It ain't focusing? Focusing. No, I'm saying. See, the camera's supposed to at least focus on its own. Hey, Joe, what camera you got again?
34:21Shannon Sharpe:Man, I got this. I don't know what type of eye.
34:23Joe Johnson:You got the Sony, like the real expensive one, huh?
34:26Shannon Sharpe:No, I got a Sony, but that ain't what I'm recording off for right now. But I do got a Sony. Oh. What you using?
34:33Joe Johnson:I'm using the... I got a Sony A7. yeah yeah
34:40Shannon Sharpe:yeah they ain't getting it my backdrop because I got brown and that was the thing because I originally had it set up because when I was doing ESPN I could do it at home the backdrop you don't want to you know if you got a green screen you don't want all white you don't want
34:55Joe Johnson:right remember how it was clean when I was at the other house because I had the black wall but then also it was real close to me like this one is I mean like yours is don't worry about it it's going to be fixed when football scene starts September 13th or 9th September 9th hey Joe watch how I look in here September 9th though basically
35:25hold on
35:31Shannon Sharpe:I can't believe it's football season It came back quick, didn't it, bro? Yeah, yeah.
35:36Joe Johnson:Hey, you know, soccer, soccer start Friday. Soccer back already. I know you're going to catch you a couple games in Miami, huh? Man, I don't, oh, no, no, I'm talking about, no, not Miami. I'm talking about over in Europe. Everybody going back to their clubs.
35:48Shannon Sharpe:Oh, so they play, so when does the soccer start back over here?
35:53Joe Johnson:Oh, they back. MLS is still going right now.
35:56Shannon Sharpe:Oh, they got a game. They got a game Thursday and Friday. Who? NFL. Wednesday and Thursday. That's what I thought. Ash, I told you Wednesday and Thursday. You tried to tell me no.
36:13Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, I know. I told you it was a Wednesday game to start the season.
36:20Shannon Sharpe:I hate that. Because the season started this year, Ochoa, is Wednesday. Who opened another season? Well, who played the first game? The Patriots and the Seahawks, right?
36:33Joe Johnson:Ooh, that's a good one.
36:34Shannon Sharpe:They just said Seahawks. So they repeat. And then the Rams. The Rams, 49ers at the Rams. But that's an overseas game, right? I think that's an overseas game. Damn. I think that's an Australia game. That game is in Australia. That's right. That game is in Australia.
36:55Joe Johnson:Ooh. Well, that's a long flight. Who you tell it? I took it. I feel, hey, whoever lose that game gonna be mad as hell on the way back.
37:05Joe Johnson:I hope they go a week in advance.
37:07Shannon Sharpe:I don't know about all that. But that's a long way. That ain't no game that you just fly over there and play the game and turn around and come back.
37:15Joe Johnson:Nah, that's a 17-hour flight.
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40:00Ocho, start bench cut.
40:02Shannon Sharpe:Cam Newton, Randall Cunningham, Michael Vick. Damn. I'm going to start Vick, bench Cam.
40:11Joe Johnson:I'm cutting Mr. Cunningham.
40:12Shannon Sharpe:Okay. I can't fight you on that one. Sent a super the other night, but I guess missed it. My mom, evangelist Letty Bolton, passed away July 28th. It was laid to rest Monday, leaving four sons and eight grandkids. How do I learn to live with this pain? That's what you're going to do. That's what you'll have to do with it. You'll never forget your mom. You just get better at dealing with the pain. Because, oh, bro, ain't nothing like it. Ain't nothing like it. Ain't nothing like it. Ain't nothing like it. Only thing I can hear you is time. All you need to fall back on is the memories and all the great times.
40:49Shannon Sharpe:Don't think of, I mean, try not to focus so much on the hurt, but think about all the good things that you guys did together. All the fun times that you guys have together. All the life lessons that she taught you while she was alive. I mean, me and my brother, we laughing so many times. We be talking about, thinking about granny, we talk about all the times, some of the times that she tore our tails up. Damn, boy. For something that I did. Joe, I mean, that's something, you know, you the only, I mean, you the only child. That's tough, bro. It's like the only thing they can help you is time. You know what I mean?
41:23Shannon Sharpe:Like, as time continues to tick, then you try to find different ways to cope with it. With me, Ocho, I just try to keep myself busy, bro. Like, I think about her every day, everything I do. The accolades that's been kind of pounding up. Man, she would love to be here to witness all this stuff. Like, I'm going to get ready to go into the Black Hall of Fame for Arkansas. She won't be there. Man, that would mean, what? To her and my grandma? To be able to see? Man, come on, man. It's a lot that I've accomplished over, I want to say, seven years. She's been gone since 2019. It's tough, bro. Time. Time.
42:07Shannon Sharpe:That's all you got. That's it. Just the memories. All the good things. I think about all the good things. Even though when she was mad at me, And I know, you know, at the time, a lot of times, guys, when you're a kid and your mom or your grandma disciplining and chastising you, you don't understand it at that time. Yeah, yeah. But as you start to get older and once you get to it, you're an adult or you start to have kids. Like myself, now I got grandkids. You're like, now it makes sense. Yeah. It didn't make sense then, but it makes sense now. And you just think about all the great times that you had.
42:43but like you said Joe only time only time Sheldon Pope what's your opinion why Jalen Ramsey staying
42:50Shannon Sharpe:with so many receivers from Steve Smith to AJ Brown Golden Tate even Jamar Chase you let Ocho he be talking right what as a DB you gotta have you gotta have that type of attitude though yeah he be talking that trash now
43:10Joe Johnson:shoot richard sherman too it ain't it ain't too many dvs like that richard sherman getting to it
43:21Shannon Sharpe:some good days bro hey guys there's a funny ai picture going around online with uh with a crying ocho face in the background in the car with a haitian flag on it and some girls with those legs hanging out the window. Have you guys seen it? Oh man, come on. Come on, Ocho. Come on.
43:40Joe Johnson:Hey, they made that up. They probably made that up. Because, hey, somebody would have been sent that to me if that was on there.
43:50Shannon Sharpe:Hey, they tickled off stomach though, man. Ocho got a crying face of the brat guy. There's a car with a Haitian flag on it. Girl legs hanging out the window.
44:10Shannon Sharpe:Hey, he laughing awfully hard at the old Joe.
44:26Joe Johnson:Hey, ain't no, ain't no, ain't no telling. ain't no telling oh lord hey all right man they do want your solo roll
44:37Joe Johnson:nah listen hey hey the game is the game hey oh lord it's part of it oh sometimes you hey hey joe sometimes you get got sometimes you're the one who want to get them oh joey
44:52Shannon Sharpe:take all that to make a man. Mm.
44:57Joe Johnson:Or to give you a better understanding. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:01Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. Hey, Aiso, who you gonna call? Big Blue, uh-uh, we'll own the cowgirls in week one. We put in foot to you know what. Boy, boy, boy. Damn. We, hey, hey, y 'all think we. Joe, y 'all better not lose that game, Joe. Oh, see, here you go. Here he go. Here he go. I'm just saying you better not lose, Joe. don't worry don't worry uh oh joe hey we're gonna come out and handle business hey i'm all for it joe i sure ain't got no problem yeah man if i'm the nba oh joe hey joe i know the nba don't want to give up christmas but the nfl game be do be running laps around y 'all on christmas you think so what what was the rate what was the numbers last year they do like 25 30 minutes not even close yeah yeah I ain't going to be able to touch us this Christmas, though.
45:52Joe Johnson:LeBron played last year. It don't matter. Do you know who we have scheduled to play at Christmas? Who? Who?
46:01Shannon Sharpe:I finished telling you to put second.
46:05Joe Johnson:It ain't going to be close, boy.
46:07Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, Joel. I mean, y 'all ain't.
46:20Shannon Sharpe:Joe. Who y 'all got? Who on the schedule, man? It don't matter. Y 'all can't beat us in a preseason game, let alone regular season. Who we got? Packers at the Bears. That's okay. Bills at Broncos. Rams at Seahawks. I mean, them are a game. They ain't like that. You know what I mean? They fell. They fell. Packers-Bears is the old football. All right. You got the Bills at the Broncos. We know that division game did, that playoff game did. And the Rams and Seahawks, you know how every time they get together, something crazy happens. Mm-hmm. They got a game that wins. The Texans play the Eagles that Wednesday before.
47:12Shannon Sharpe:Play on Christmas Eve.
47:14Joe Johnson:Yeah.
47:21Shannon Sharpe:Oh, okay. Oh, he said y 'all got the Rams. Y 'all Christmas is going to be terrible because y 'all got the Rams in the Seahawks. Yeah, they losing that. They losing that. Man, y 'all, boy. That's two losses in Christmas. See, here y 'all go. We ain't the same team we was last year. Y 'all the same team. Same team. Now we're not. Now we're not. We're a different team. We're going to show y 'all. We're going to show y 'all. I'm telling you, JSN might have about 15 catches. On who? Damn, damn, Joe. Hey, please. Come on, stop that. Puka? Oh, what y 'all gonna do? What y 'all gonna do? Oh, now we gonna get a chance to see who the best two receivers are, the best duo.
47:57Shannon Sharpe:Puka or Devontae or CD and Pick? Well, we gonna have Matt Stafford looking at the side of his damn helmet. Oh, Matt Stafford will be slinging that thing. I like that.
48:09Joe Johnson:Hey, Joe, I like the way you think now. Yeah.
48:11Shannon Sharpe:I'm all for it. Hey, they done revamped that secondary. Oh, Aaron Donald, Miles Garrett, Brandon, I think Brandon Fisk.
48:19Joe Johnson:Woo, boy, that gonna be in, boy, that gonna be in for trouble, Anjo. What you think?
48:23Shannon Sharpe:I ain't gonna be in no trouble. What's trouble? Man, please, y 'all got us so bent, bro.
48:28Joe Johnson:Okay, okay, I mean, what? I mean, I almost said something, but I ain't gonna say it.
48:37Shannon Sharpe:Okay, Mercedes BXNY. why. Uncle approaches relationship like like Kawhi contract negotiation. Guaranteed money, limited experience. Y 'all dirty boy. Watson has played 19 games in five years. He's washed. He's been on the bench the last four or five seasons. That's what I said. He's been hurt. We looked at it like five games and then I think he played 10 games and then he played like four before he hurt his shoulder. No, he tore his Achilles. That's what he did, tore his Achilles. And I was like, 19 games in five years? I mean, the season, Ocho, the season is 18 weeks.
49:25Joe Johnson:Weeks. That's crazy.
49:26Shannon Sharpe:He's basically played two games more. If you make the playoff, you make the playoff, you play the wild card in the divisional. That's the season. Wow. that's not a whole lot of football that's not a lot of football
49:40Joe Johnson:that's unfortunate man unfortunate
49:44Shannon Sharpe:Mike Mike 100 Andrew Barry should just admit I have to play Watson because he overpaid sorry Sanders Brown's gonna Brown
49:57Shannon Sharpe:he got a chance
49:59Joe Johnson:he would never tell they would never tell the truth
50:04Shannon Sharpe:3235 ISO, we know you a backdoor bandit. That don't make you no bad brother though. What you mean back door bandit? What's that?
50:10Joe Johnson:Damn, back door Joe?
50:12Shannon Sharpe:What's the back door bandit? What is that? You know.
50:14Joe Johnson:I don't know. Hey, whatever it is, it sound like it's you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just saying.
50:24Shannon Sharpe:Hey, what they talking about back door bandit? What's that? You know you like you know you. I ain't never heard that one. I don't go through the back door. Yeah, they say you all that Joe. I don't go through the back door partner. I do not. No, son.
50:37Joe Johnson:Hey, I mean, I need better. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need better context on what you mean, back door. What they mean? What they talking about?
50:44Shannon Sharpe:I don't know what they mean, but any back door, I don't go through the back door, partner. I don't go through the back door. So you front door only? Front door, partner. Front door me. You hear me? I'm not going through no back door. Okay. You don't even put the baby on the back door? No, son. What?
51:08Shannon Sharpe:Oh, man.
51:12Shannon Sharpe:Oh, man, Ocho, Ocho, what you gonna do with Joe, man? You gotta take Joe out with you for a little while, Ocho.
51:19Joe Johnson:Hey, I'm just waiting on Joe, man, to just, you know, come clean and live in the street. Hold on, y 'all go through the back door? The question wasn't directed to me.
51:26Shannon Sharpe:But I'm asking you now. It came to me. I told you I don't go through the back door, so I'm asking you and Ocho. Y 'all back door bandits. I will pull a... You talking to me? You talking to me? On the grounds that I might incriminate myself, my attorneys have asked me to exert my right to the Fifth Amendment.
51:43Joe Johnson:Hey, Joe. What's up? Hey, Joe. Boy, listen here, man. Hold on, hold on, hold on, Ocho.
51:49Shannon Sharpe:You know you're guilty. When you do that, you might as well just say you're guilty, okay? Oh, no, Ocho. That is a right I have. Yeah, yeah, but you can say you can take your Fifth Amendment, but here, I'm taking you as guilty. You're guilty. You can't do that, though, Joe. and the Ocho Joe that's that's the reason why they have a fifth amendment before self-incrimination so I didn't confirm or deny man they asked that man on the OJ trial that mark firm and they asked him what his damn name was hell he took the fifth amendment on his damn name what hey hey Joe y 'all
52:27Joe Johnson:you all got to understand man and chet has to understand too you know when you ask something like that you know do you do the back though i mean yeah the man upstairs man god bless you know you know women with some some just unbelievable features and if it got a whole you know it's supposed to be feel yeah every every everyone knows mouth ears Oh Lord, see what I'm saying, Joe?
52:53Shannon Sharpe:You see what I'm saying? We can't even have a good company. Oh Lord, help me. This man, this man gonna go left. He always gonna go.
53:11Joe Johnson:Hey Joe, it don't make it no bad brother, man. Just go ahead and try that back door one time.
53:15Shannon Sharpe:I'm unexperienced. I don't have the experience. So I'm asking you. Don't worry about it. I'm asking you an aunt, because I know y 'all probably got some experience back there. Maybe y 'all can teach me something. You know what I'm saying? Hey, oh, Joe, Joe, I'm sorry. Flag on the play? Yeah, I got a challenge. I got a challenge in the conversation. What happened? I got to challenge this. The previous conversation is under further review.
53:42Shannon Sharpe:That's bad here. Come on, Joe. I ain't really say nothing.
53:51Shannon Sharpe:what safety gave you hell when you was in the ones the guy that gave me the most problem was Albert Lewis he the reason I became an he the reason I made it to the hall of fame because I felt if I could beat him I could deal with anybody 6 foot 2 with an all pro corner rangy had great feet gave me a lot of different looks, and when they moved him to safety, as a matter of fact, the Raiders went and signed him from the Kansas City Chiefs just solely for me. Damn. Solely for me, that's the only reason they signed him, because they had nobody that could do nothing with me. Absolutely nothing. He slowed me down, but I still got my yardage.
54:41Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, I mean, Ocho, Joe, I mean, I don't know what we're going to do with him. It's just too much. I'm sorry, man. Hey, it's never too much. Yeah, it is too much. Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah. You say you ain't no Luther Vandross, never too much, never too much, it's too much, it's too much.
55:03Shannon Sharpe:Any advice from me? Started my own business a year ago. Work seven days a week to provide for my three girls. I miss my girls, but I know what I'm doing the best I can. When you own a business, there's a lot of sacrifice.
55:15Joe Johnson:Oh yeah.
55:18Shannon Sharpe:When you own your own business, it's all about sacrifice. And the way I look at it, if I can spend this kind of time working at Mr. Charlie's job, I damn sure can spend that kind of time working on my own. And that's how you have to look at it, bro. You're doing what you have to do now so you can do what you want to later. So congratulations, man. Everything's going to work out just fine. Just keep the grind. It's a grind. It absolutely is a grind. and don't let nobody tell you. Anybody that tell you that it's easy, they lying. They ain't never started no business. Big lying.
55:55Shannon Sharpe:Oh, Joe. Why you got to go left when we have a conversation? We be having decent conversations. Y 'all talk about the back door. No, he asked Joe. And Joe said, yes, sometimes. No, I didn't. Don't do that. Don't do that. I ain't say no damn sometimes. Hell no. No. No, I didn't. No, I did not. I thought I could sleep. I thought Joe drinking that wine, I could sleep in my eyes. Yeah, nah, I'm paying attention. I'm listening.
56:22Joe Johnson:Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, okay, a little back door iso. I like that.
56:26Shannon Sharpe:Here you go. I like back door iso. Chat, chat. Yeah, a little back door iso. Chat, y 'all see how they trying to do me, chat. You see how they trying to do me? Come on, man. Hey, that was a slick, I was a slick. Hey, look, yeah. We gonna think different to you. I ain't gonna think no different on you, Joe. Listen, it's like y 'all trying to throw me in the front of the line so bad. Y 'all will come up with anything. Put a lie on me and anything. You know what I mean? Come on, try to put a stain on me, bruh.
56:53Joe Johnson:See? See why he want to live in the truth? He worry about a stain. The only stain you got to worry about is the one that happened there, man.
57:01Shannon Sharpe:He's talking about a stain and he already dirty. Yep. He worry about a stain. I mean, look. I know you got the shipment because I saw where the shipment went out. Oh, yeah, but I got the shipment, but that ain't got nothing to do with the damn back door, though, huh?
57:20Joe Johnson:No, it don't. Ain't no point of getting the shipment unless it's coming through the back door. Oh, here we go.
57:30Hey,
57:30Shannon Sharpe:I'm telling you right now, it won't start throwing out suspension. It's going to get worse. It's going to get worse. It's going to get worse. Joe, it can't get no worse than what it already is. It's going to get worse. hey joe hey he got he got that bomber power you know he done paid he done paid to buy it under the cover this man got to get a red flag ocho hey but hey i was sitting back man i was going back
58:01Joe Johnson:through the through my instagrams boy it was no show funnier boy until i i'd be in tears like you You know how Joe you watch Martin and I, you done seen Martin a million times, but you still laugh the same way every time. Well that show when I had them goddamn, with them pop rocks. Oh man. And the jumper cables. And I put out that plug and Joe was like, all right, all right now, how long off?
58:29Shannon Sharpe:He's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just got the long off. Yeah, it's time to go. It's time to go. It's time to go. No, I was in tears rolling, dog. Y 'all need to get on that prescription spark. Roe Spark, if prescribed, new sexual health patients get$15 off their first order of sparks on a reoccurring plan. Connect with the provider at ro.co slash nightcap to find out if prescription Roe Sparks are right for you. They are. They are. They work now. I ain't going to hold you. They work. Whew. Yeah. Yeah. they do I'm not only a spokesman I'm a customer you know some people they be advertising stuff just to advertise oh no oh no I'm a customer
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59:26Shannon Sharpe:man y 'all need help that concludes this episode of Nightcap we want to thank you guys for joining us we really really appreciate that. You know who I am. I'm your favorite up. That is my partner and co-host. That's Dade County's own Ring of Fame honoree, a former pro bowler and an all-pro. That is Chad Ochocicco Johnson. And the seven-time NBA All-Star from the Atlanta Hawks, University of Arkansas alum, the smooth shooting two-guard, that is ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap Podcast feed wherever wherever you get your podcast from.
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1:00:42Shannon Sharpe:She can't hold on to the team, but they own about 18 % of the shares. The other family members voted to sell those shares. She's like, nah, because if she sell those shares, she won't have the 15 % necessarily to be the governor, the governing partner. So with that being said, she's fighting. Her lawyer sent a letter, said, no, you can't sell the team. We're going to see this thing in court. I'm sure Mr. Walter doesn't want that considering that he's dealing with an ongoing DOJ, an FBI investigation. So he wants to try to wrap this thing up in a nice meat package as soon as he possibly can. But that doesn't seem to be the case.
1:01:17Shannon Sharpe:And unfortunately, nobody wins when the family feuds. That's what Jay-Z said, the family feud, literally and figuratively. So again, thank you guys for joining us. We're off tomorrow night. After six consecutive days, I think we have earned the day off. Thank you guys for joining us. We greatly, greatly appreciate it. We'll see you on Wednesday. Peace.
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